Butt Boy (2019) - full transcript

Alright you guys
know I want to kick

this fiscal year off right.

Okay, now before we do that I do
have a

special announcement to make for
you guys.

One of you!

One of you!

Is gonna be moving up the ladder

in this hectic and demanding
world that we call business.

Okay. Now he's been with
the company around, uh,

eight years now.

Uh, and he's worked his freaking
butt off.



That's the thing about it,

worked his freaking butt off.

And I think you may know his
name,

I'm not entirely sure,

maybe it goes a little something
like what is it, what, what?

Joh-John Lee!

Okay!

Clap!

Alright, alright, okay!

John! We're so proud of you!

We're so proud of you!

Your work is just super!

And so I think, I think you guys
know the drill.

Right, so let's drop a beat huh!



Oh!

My name is Rick and I'm here to
say.

RTM is here to stay!

Kicking butt and taking names!

Having fun and selling things!

Last quarter was a stellar one!

And Sydney won a staple gun!

Call those clients and make
those orders,

and let's have an even better
quarter guys!

RTM!

Strikes again!

RTM!

Strikes again! Ay!

Keep it going guys!

Alright, that's pretty good!

No it was
some kind of little rooster...

No! No you, of course.

No I didn't say
that of course you can.

Yeah no, I did, I did finish.

Everything that.

Uhm, that I was supposed to so.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Uhm sorry, uh-

Sorry, hi, can you uhm.

Can you get him ready

for dinner?

I was trying to kiss you.

Oh, that's nice. Uhm just.

- I'll be right there, okay.
- Got it.

Uhm.

Yeah, uh...

Sorry I lost my train of
thought,

but can I call you back?

Hey, don't forget you have that,

- doctor's appointment tomorrow.
- I know.

Okay.

Daddy's getting
his first prostate exam!

Yes he is!

Okay, okay.

Daddy's growing up so fast!

Just like you!

Look at daddy!

Mr. Gutchell?

Turn around.

Okay.

I just-

This will only hurt for a
second.

Stop.

Just try it.

- What, what are you doing?
- Please.

Chip come on, stop.

No, you know what, I'm, I'm
done.

I'm done, thanks, yeah.

Chip have you seen the remote?

What?

Have you seen the remote?

No.

I'm going out tonight.

With your girls?

- Yeah.

What time you gonna be home?

- Late.

Alright.

Yes! Oh yes!

Oh god!

Rocky!

Rocky!

Hey Anne.

Why don't you, uh,

take him home for a nap,
I'll finish up here.

You sure.

Okay.

You haven't seen
any suspicious characters

going around?

- I don't think so.
- Driving on the street slow.

Not that I've noticed, uhm.

You said it was at the park?

Yeah!

I said at the park, yeah.

I mean,
we were just there this morning.

When you say we,
who else was there?

Oh, my husband and I.
We were just there.

Is your husband here?

He is yeah,
I don't think he saw anything.

Is it possible I
can speak to your husband?

Yeah of course!

Chip!

Chip!

Chip.

Are you gonna answer them?

Sir, when were you at the park?

Uhm.

Like nine.

Nine.

Nine.

You didn't see, or happen to
notice a boy with his mother.

No.

Okay.

We're gonna have to get a full
report from you guys.

Start writing this down.

And also if
you have any flashlights,

it would be helpful, if you can start
looking with the rest of the community

we got everybody looking right
now.

- Absolutely.
- Right.

Appreciate that.

Yeah.

You guys hear about the kid

that went missing this morning.

What I don't
understand is the parents.

How does a
mother take a baby boy to the park

- and let this happen?
- Someone who can just take a child.

If you
have any information please

contact your local authorities
hotline.

Our thoughts and prayers go
out to the family and loved ones

at this very difficult time.

Sorry I'm late.

Hi!

It's okay!

We're always welcoming new
faces around here.

Hi.

I'm Nelson.

Hi, have a seat.

Make your, uh,

Make yourself comfortable and
uh...

relax! Relax.

Okay, you are here.

So...

how about you introduce
yourself to the group?

Yeah, uhm.

My name is Russel.

And uh...

Yeah.

I'm an alcoholic.

Hey Russel. Welcome.

This can't be good for
people with sugar addiction.

Oh, there,

there's no such thing.

You did,

really, really well tonight,
really well.

So, how, how are you feeling
about it?

You know it was uhm,

it was fine.

Good, good.

So on the, the first night.

What we usually do is,

link you up with a sponsor.

And that's just, uh,

you know, someone that you can
talk to,

you know, if the need arises.

And, and you're lucky,

because you're getting one of
our veterans.

Chip.

Hey Chip!

Come over and meet Russel.

So Chip's been with us now

for, Chip, four or five years?

- Give or take. Yeah.
- Yeah.

We encourage the new sponsors to
uh,

go out for a cup of coffee,

or even for dinner,

on the first night, just to,

just to get to know each other.

That's of course if you've got
the time.

Well, as long as it's not a bar.

- Uh?
- I'm good.

My whole body will explode.

Can't get enough of this shit.

I can see that.

I have this,

small collection of bottles at
home from all over the world.

Cool.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner,
every fucking meal you know.

I'm gonna start putting this on
my...

fucking Cocoa Puffs.

Maybe that's
what you need AA for.

Hot sauce.

Funny.

Seriously though, uh,

as your sponsor I should tell
you to stop.

It's getting out of hand.

Okay.

That's a lot of sauce.

You, uh, you married?

No.

You got kids?

Nah.

Christ.

No wonder I'm an alcoholic.

No, I mean I'm,

I'm married with a kid, I uh,

I knocked up a girl.

Way too young and now, uh.

I have a wife who won't
even look at me so...

Hmmm.

Grass is always greener, I
guess.

So what do you do?

Detective.

- Oh yeah?

Yeah.

You seem surprised, dude,

what you don't believe me?

Nah, you look like a,

you look like every, detective
ever.

Oh yeah, is that...

- How?
- You just got the

greasy hair and the uh,

the earring, looks good, you
look good.

What about you?

What?

- What do you do?

Computers.

When's the last time you had a
drink?

Really just gonna jump into it
like that?

It's part of the thing, part of the job.
I have to ask questions.

I just got to let you
know that I ain't gonna

suck your dick on the
first date alright.

What like two
weeks, three weeks?

It's been a few days.

Oh.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

What's the poison of choice?

Tom Collins!

- That's a classic.
- Yeah.

Bet you don't miss the
hangovers that's good.

Well you know,

as fucked up as this might
sound,

I do.

I miss everything about it.

I miss the smell.

Yeah.

I miss that crisp sound it makes

when you pour it over ice.

And you swirl it around in your
glass.

It's like hearing fucking
Christmas bells.

Things

immediately begin to

look different,

feel different, you know.

It's all about that warmth.

It starts from your head,

and it moves right down to your
feet.

And you feel warmer,

and warmer until you're numb.

and in one fucking second,

all your problems are just.

Gone.

Uhm.

Well, anyway it's getting late,

I got a work thing, uhm.

Just, uh,

I gotta get out of here, uhm.

Let me know when we're
gonna have our second date huh.

It's good to meet you.

Yeah, likewise.

Chip?

Dad, it's your turn!

Sorry.

Move backwards four.

Bummer.

Okay, let's see what we got
here.

Oh, move forward twelve.

- Not bad, huh buddy!
- Lucky!

- Oh you're so close!
- So close huh?

Hi you've reached the Gutchells!

We're not in right now. But
leave a message

at the tone and we'll get back
to you as soon as we can, thanks.

Everyone listen hey!

Family meeting everybody,
just listen up family meeting!

So some of you heard and
some of you haven't uh...

but the perseverance plaque,

from last year has gone missing.

Yeah.

So we checked all the CCTVs,

Unfortunately, there were no
cameras inside of the break room.

What? What?

Who the fuck would do that?

Look, great question.

I have no idea

who would do a thing like
this, needless to say

an investigation is being done.

And we will get,

get to the bottom of this.

and uh, persevere on.

Right.

Because, as the plaque says,
said.

That's what RTM does best.

And that is what RTM is all
about.

On a lighter note
this Thursday is

bring your kids to work day.

Got it, good.

So, uhm,

it's one week Russel.

And everybody gets one of these.

So, congratulations.

Thank you.

Hey, uhm,

actually have you heard from
Chip at all.

Actually I haven't, uhm.

It felt kind of empty without
him tonight didn't it.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, well.

I don't want to complain or

- sound like a snitch or nothing but uh,
- Okay.

guy he just hasn't been
answering any of my calls.

Oh.

I'll try to get a hold of him
for you.

I'm sure it's,

probably just family stuff.

Hi you've reached the Gutchells!

We're not in right now. But
leave a message

at the tone and we'll get
back to you as so-

Hey get over here come on!

So you just put it
and it calculates it for you.

Pretty cool huh?

I already learned that?

This is so boring.

Okay, I...

I'm trying, I just.

This is what I do for a living
so.

Hey,
who wants to play hide and go seek?

Go ahead.

Where's the chaser at?

Alright there we
go, we got a new one.

Alright 30 seconds.

Starting now!

Fox!

Yeah, decent work on the Torres
case.

- Well thank you.
- I'm throwing you on something else.

Fucking kidding me, I've

been doing everything that
you've asked me to do.

- You did! And now I'm throwing
you on to something else.

With all due respect,

I've been working the shit out of this
case for eight fucking months now-

- We got a missing kid in
the business district!

Just came in about an hour ago.

Where?

The RTM building.

Officers already on site.

Go!

Okay, so apparently it's
bring your kid to work day.

They're saying the kid was there
on second and then gone the next.

They were playing a game of hide
and seek.

Surveillance?

The only two people we have on video
leaving the building in our time frame

is a janitor who's been there
ten years.

And a delivery guy with a
package.

Both of their stories check out.

And the interior?

Every camera in that office has
been wiped.

Huh.

That assholes a sly little cat
huh.

- Yeah that's what I'm saying.
- What about the parents?

We have the dad detained in a
small room.

He's, uh, he's not happy.

Who's in charge?

A Rick Mitchum.

Apparently, he's the guy that
was playing games with the kids.

Alright, well uh...

Let's go ahead and check
him out along with

every other employee
that was here today.

Alright.

Make it thorough.

If they have late or unpaid
parking tickets

I wanna know about it.

Sir, for the love of God,

please sit in your chair.

I'm done sit in your chair.

We will get to you later, all of
you.

So Mr. Mitchum.

Have you had any employees

that have been laid off in
the past year or two,

with any screws loose,
criminal history anything like that?

Last person laid off here is
going around three years back.

And you know that's still when
my dad ran the place.

Since I've been running it nobodies
been fired- uhm that guy ended up, uh

He moved up uh, Mil-Milwaukee uh
with his family

They're doing well we chat
online.

By the way I do a-a-a thorough

a thorough uh background
check before anyone even gets

you know an interview here
so that should weed out.

Alright listen up.

I'm gonna have to uhm,

- talk to everybody that was here today.
- Yeah sure.

They can arrange to have them
picked up,

but no adults are leaving this
office

until I'm done.

Super.

So no kids huh?

No I'm afraid not.

Is that by choice?

No I...

I've just been really focused on
my career.

I don't think I really had time
for them.

But you want them don't you.

I'm not really sure what you're
trying to get at here.

Do you want fucking kids or not?

No.

Not really.

Can we keep the area clear
please?

Sauna.

Well.

Now I know how to get a hold of
you.

Yeah look I'm sorry, uh...

It's been, a crazy couple of
weeks at my place.

- It's...
- Oh yeah?

- It's just been-
- What's been going on?

Uh.

My wife's, my wife's been sick.

Oh.

What she got?

Ce-uh, cerebral palsy.

Your wife has cerebral palsy?

We th-no.

We thought she did.

Turns out she was just
feeling a little bit stiff.

She's fine now
it was a false alarm so.

Oh, okay.

Well that's uh good.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

So you're really a cop huh.

A detective, yes.

You really are a uhm, how?

How did you word your occupation
again what was it, uh?

- Computers.
- Computers, yeah.

I'm the IT guy around here.

That, that's interesting.

Cause,

as soon as I was briefed on what
was going on down here the,

first person that I wanted to
talk to,

was,

the man or woman who runs all
the tech.

- Here I am.
- Yeah here you are.

I mean just who would have
thought that the,

the person that I wanted to talk
to most was in fact my AA sponsor.

Small world.

Person I should trust.

Person I should be able to look
to if I'm having a problem.

Guess what Chip?

What?

I've got a problem.

I've got a big fucking problem.

Okay, well,

- I'm willing to help in any way that I can.
- Yeah!

You keep saying that
but I have yet to witness it.

But maybe now that your
wife doesn't have the uh

cerebral palsy.

All of that can change.

See I've got a missing kid, in
an office.

It's your office in fact and uh,

Whoever took this kid was able
to erase

him or herself doing it. Now,

everyone I've talked to here
today is,

pretty good with computers.

You know they could draft up an invoice,
make a powerpoint and all that bullshit.

But,

none of them,

are the computer guy.

The information technology man
himself.

But now here he is, it's you.

Chip Gutchell.

My mentor.

My buddy.

My pal.

So,

maybe,

if you don't mind.

You can dig deep down inside
that tech wizard mind of yours

and finally help me out.

Huh?

- I'm not sure I understand are
you

presuming I had something to do
with this,

- or?
- No.

No no I'm just,

asking for your support.

Chip.

You know how to operate the

CCTV do you not?

Yeah.

Did you alter the security
footage here today in anyway?

Twelve. Thirteen.

Fourteen.

Fifteen.

Sixteen.

Seventeen.

Eighteen.

Nineteen and Twenty.

Ten more seconds.

Andrew! Andrew?

Listen,
I think it's all going to be fine.

Just keep looking guys,
we're RTM aren't we?

Did you hide
him, find him please.

Look I think it's,

for everybody here, uh.

I mean God forbid something
happened to this kid.

I can assure you Mr. Gutchel something
bad has happened to this kid.

He is missing.

Right, and like I said I'm,

willing to help out in anyway
that I can

but right now I just uhm

I gotta get my kid home to his
mom,

cause I know that it could
have been my own so.

Sure. Yeah.

Yeah, well.

I guess that wraps this up huh?

See your way out.

Okay. We're good?

Hope I see you
at next weeks meeting.

Oh, and Chip.

If I uhm,

try to get ahold of you for
anymore

questions or,

guidance.

Pick up your fucking phone,
okay.

- Of course.
- Alright.

Come on, you son of a bitch.

Hi baby, hi.

Hey honey how is it going?

You okay?

Yeah.

I missed you.

He's alright.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Ok baby.

Can you go ahead and
get ready for bed?

Okay.

What are you doing?

Looking for your little secret.

I got a call from a Nelson
Guerrera today.

How long has this been going on?

- Chip!
- It's not going on this was years ago.

- Then why did you go for a
drink right when you walked in.

I don't want
to do this right now.

I really don't want to do this,
this is,

It's stupid that we're
even talking about this.

- Okay, you know what Chip?
- Just drop it.

I'm uhm,

I'm really fucking trying here,

Okay, and I don't know.

How I'm supposed to move
forward,

if you just keep lying to me.

- No.
- Chip?

I don't know what you
want me to do, I uh

I-I-I really, I really don't

because this isn't about me
at the end of the day,

this is about you!

You lied to me
for the past five years!

This is ridiculous,
this was years ago

I don't even know why we're
still talking about this.

Oh yeah years ago, okay.

Yeah as in the time I found you
in the shed

with a hose around your neck,
like I don't know

around that time?

Yeah.

Right around that time.

So you're
asking me to go off this theory

that you got about a white
married male.

Who happens to be a father,

living in the suburbs of Kritika
county

who also happens to be your AA
sponsor.

Which I might add,

has been secretly running around

cramming objects,

animals and children,

up his asshole.

Then he somehow digests them,

and he does this in sprees.

Almost in serial killer fashion.

Is that about it?

Uh huh.

I'm not entirely sure about the
whole uh,

digestive system part.

But yeah.

And it seems the more,

objects this guy's

putting up his ass,

the stronger he's getting.

That's my

theory anyway.

Well uh, I should ask.

Has anyone else here had that
experience?

Thank you, thank you, so,

there you are you see,

it's much more common

then most of us would think.

So, uhm.

All of us here wan to thank you,

for sharing that.

So Chip!

We missed you last week.

Would you like to share
something with the group.

Yeah, uhm,

I apologize for my absence guys.

I uh, it was a hell of a week
for me so.

We had a situation

at my job.

Missing kid, I'm sure some of
you guys have heard about it.

Coincidentally,

Russel here is assigned to the
case so I,

he came into my work and I uh,

got to talk to him and see him
work.

He's great.

It's really interesting.

And at home,

I'm having trouble with my
marriage.

In what way?

My wife just found out about,

all this, the AA,

- my addiction, everything.
- You never told her about it?

No.

It's always easier to just,

keep her out of it.

Well,

that's normal.

That's normal.

But you know...

Guys!

Listen.

It's important,

that you know,

who your support system is.

I mean this is one of the
first things that we teach you.

I know.

I know that too.

And I apologize again to
everyone for uh,

for not being upfront with you.

And I take full responsibility
for it.

- Well with the additional
stress of,

have you been

tempted at all

to have a drink?

- No.
- Good.

Good. Well that's a relief.

I uh...

I am sure,

that you are gonna work
through these problems.

Thank you.

So,

Russel.

That seems to be an
excellent segue to you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh,

my wife,

wants to have you over for
dinner.

She's

trying to get more involved
with everything so.

Right now?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's probably not gonna be

that great.

Just kind of act like you
like the food alright?

Follow me.

How are you liking the meetings?

Do you feel like it's working
for you?

Well you know, uhm,

I haven't had a drink.

Oh.

Yeah, I mean I've wanted to.

On several occasions like
right now for example,

but I haven't so.

I'd have to say the meetings
I guess are working for me.

For now at least.

That's good.

Good. Good yeah, uhm,

Chip, seems to say the same
thing.

- Is that right?
- Yeah!

- He does it you know just works.
- I love it.

Works wonders for him.

Well you know I gotta tell
you this guy he's uh,

hell of a sponsor for me.

It's a hell of a man you got
yourself right here.

You should see the way they treat
him at the meetings, it's like

he' an old war vet or a movie
star.

- I don't know about that.
- Oh!

- Come on!
- Is that right?

Absolutely right, he's like

our own Tom Cruise.

Oh my god, wow.

Okay, okay, yeah, no wonder he
still goes.

Yeah I know, no

- no fucking wonder.
- To Tom.

- To Tom.
- To Tom.

You know.

Russel's the real talk of the
town.

He's the real hero.

I mean I can't imagine what the
uh,

the Lee family's going through
but,

it's gotta be hell on Earth.

Gosh your line of work

must be so intense.

How's it all coming?

Uhm.

Well, it's a process.

But it's coming.

Good.

Do you have any leads
or anything?

As a matter of fact,

I think we're getting pretty
close.

Well that's good!

That's good right?

- Yeah.
- So uh,

how are you feeling?

What do you mean?

Chip told me
about the health scare.

She's good.

You look fine.

I'm fine.

- You're fine.
- Thank you.

Oh, you're sweet.

What about you no girlfriend?

Huh?

No lucky lady?

Well you know,

job keeps me busy, it's my first
love.

You never wanted kids?

Uhm.

Maybe someday.

- You know what?
- Hmm?

I have a very cute friend.

Well there we go.

Tiffany?

Okay, I'm sorry can't you see it

Chip, Russel here and Tiffany?

Yeah.

I can see it, yeah.

We'll have to do a double date
or something.

- I'm gonna talk to her.
- Okay.

Then I'm gonna have Chip let you
know.

- Alright that'd be fine.
- Okay. Okay.

We could go, bowling or
something.

Do you bowl Russ?

No.

Well you know what she will actually
be at Marty's birthday party.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

So uhm,

I mean I don't know if uh,

- laser tag is your thing but,
- Well.

she'll be there.

So.

I'll go ahead and check my
schedule see what I can do.

Okay, yeah.

It'll be fun.

Well, uhm,

I'm so sorry but I better put
that little asshole to bed.

- Yeah.
- Thanks babe.

Absolutely.

Anytime.

Thanks for the dinner.

- It' delicious.
- You are so welcome.

Take the bottle away.

You boys better not dig into my
wine okay!

That was fun.

Yup.

Yup.

Actually, you know what?

Hmm.

I got this real long drive ahead
of me.

I really gotta take a shit.

You mind?

- You gotta shit right now?
- Yeah.

Alright.

You sure, cause-

Yeah, it's fine.

Thank you.

Hey I probably
should have told you

but that bathroom can act
a little bit funny.

I'll figure it out.

Yeah, I should have had you
use the other bathroom.

I'm already,

halfway in.

So.

I think maybe we should try to,

speed it up if we can. I really
gotta get to bed.

I gotta be up tomorrow.

Okay.

Can you please
walk away from the door?

Sure.

What the fuck are you doing?

- I think you need to come out.
- Just step,

the fuck, hey, Chip.

Just step away from the door
alright?

Alright just open the door.

Chip!

Back up from the door right
fucking now!

Is everything okay?

Yeah, uh,

door got jammed here.

Sorry, to wake you.

I get claustrophobic.

Oh.

- Thanks again for the dinner.
- Of course.

Come on.

Come on.

Stupid fucking detective.

I'm down at the power plan- ah!
The fuck!

Everything that I'm telling you
is backed up on that disc.

Get the fuck out of my precinct.

Okay honey,
just wait right here okay.

Alright.

Well they said you can get out
of here in a couple of hours

if you're feeling up for it.

I just don't know why you had
to leave the house last night.

I-

Look I want everything to get
better.

I want us to get better.

I want you to know that I'm
done,

for good.

And I'm sorry for everything.

Yeah me too.

You shouldn't be here Russel.

Do you need me to call someone?

Okay.

Happy Birthday

dear Marty.

Happy birthday

to you.

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday.

You never wanted kids?

Happy Birthday.

You never wanted kids?

- You got kids?
- Nah.

You never wanted kids?

Maybe someday.

Everybody shut
up, everybody shut up!

When I'm talking, thank you so
much.

We have a golden rule here,
that is no running.

Okay.

On the count of three I want to
hear

you say it: One, two, three!

No running!

Lovely.

Second rule very important: no
cursing, no yelling.

On the count of three I want to hear
you say it again: One, two, Three.

No cursing! No yelling!

Good.

Now onto gameplay.

This is your gun.

And this is your vest.

Okay, you're gonna have sensors
on the chest,

and on the back. That's what you're
aiming for on the opposing team.

Oh, one more thing you guys.

Have fun out there.

Have fun.

Who are you?

That fucking smell.

You'll get used to it.

You're Andrew Lee I presume.

- How do you know that?

- Everyone's looking for you
kid.

So you're gonna answer me?

Huh?

Who are you?

I'm the guy who's gonna get
you out of here kid.

It's a fart!

Run.

Do you know who I am?

Is that your son?

What is all this?

This was all the
stuff he shoved up his ass.

Would you say it's better than
last week?

- Oh yeah, yeah, uh.

The physical therapist has been

a miracle worker.

- Significantly better.
- Good.

Okay so on a scale of one to
ten,

one being the least amount
of pain and ten the most

what would you say?

- Probably around a three.

Great! Glad to hear it.

- Okay.
- We good.

Right now I'd like to do a
thorough examination.

- So.
- What does that mean?

Take off your pants, turn
around and face the wall.

Just checking for any internal
bleeding.

Dear father,

thank you for this meal we
are about to eat.

Thank you for keeping us safe.

Alive.

In this crappy situation.

No pun intended.

We hope one day soon

you can get us out of here.

Back to our warm beds

and our families.

Thank you Lord.

Amen.

Now this will only
hurt for a second alright.

So.

Inhale.

And exhale.

Colon.

Colon.

Dad.

Dad!

Stay here.

Hmm,
you're pretty loose back here.

Really.

That's weird.

Okay. I'm gonna refill your
script for the Vicodin.

Take two every four hours.

And, uh,

let's do another round of the
antibiotic.

Four in the morning with
your breakfast, okay.

And, uh, that is it Mr. Hero.

You call me if you have any
questions.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

You know I gotta,

come clean again with you guys.

When all this

went down I was, uhm,

I was out of control.

I would have

one drink,

and that would lead to another.

And another and you just
fall into that spiral again.

I know all of you guy know
what I'm talking about.

I apologize for not

being honest with you.

I was ashamed, I was scared,
I was so many things.

And now I look across
and see this empty seat,

and I realize how minimal
my problems really were.

How much worse off it
could have been for me.

It's weird cause, the irony of
it all is...

I have no desire to drink.

At any time, you know,

a very sick, sick man could
come back to get

me and my family

It's strange you know, I'm not,

I'm no longer scared.

Thank you.

I would like to say a few words.

I know Chip hates the spotlight
but uh,

but here we stand today with,

with a true hero.

Who, uh,

get over here.

in a life or death situation,

reacted with no hesitation.

Did yeah?

To save lives and to

and to put a stop to the real
scumbags.

Which is uhm,

Which is more than I think
I could have ever done.

And that's saying something.

Well I want to say thank you
guys seriously thank you so much.

Well no thanks necessary,

what are we, now what are we
gonna do guys

we're gonna persevere on aren't
we.

And uh, and uhm,

it was in the midst of John
Lee's leave of grievance,

We have Chip at our- No.

We have the Gutch Man.

The Gutch Man!

We have the Gutch Man to take
his place!

I think we all know what's
coming!

We gotta embarrass this
guy a little bit alright!

Alright so let's go ahead and let's
drop a beat you know the drill!

Okay.

Oh!

My name is Rick and
I'm here to say

the last few weeks have
been quite strange.

Through ash we will rise again!

Cause Chip just got a promotion!

With Chip in charge we'll reach
the top!

And RTM won't ever stop!

Sing it Chip! Chip! Chip!

Chip!
Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip!

Chip! Chip! Chip!

Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip!

OOOOH!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Fuck.

Fucker!

Fuck!

Chip?

You alright in there?

You stupid fucking dog.

Dry off, dry off.

Dry off.

Dry off.

Fuck.

Sit.

Stay.

Stay.

Stay.

Oh my God.

Hello.

Hi.

Oh my God.

Hi baby, is that you?

Hi honey.

Chip!

Chip!

Oh my God!

It's him, it's Rocky!

- What's going on?
- Right?

This is him!

Oh my God!

- Look at him!

He came back.

He remembered us and he came
back.

Hi baby!

Hi baby!

- That's really him.
- Oh my God!

Look at him, look at
the little guy he's all wet.

- He's soaked.
- What happened to him!

Alright kid,

you're next.

I'm so sorry I can't make it
today honey.

It's okay.

I'd rather you not be there,

- I'm nervous enough as it is.
- Really?

Why? You're gonna be great.

- I'm not one for speeches.
- I know.

You know I was thinking uhm,

maybe in a couple of weekends we
could go back to Sanibel.

It's so fun.

We can take Marty and,

what was that place we used to go
to, uhm the Cottage Inn I think.

And then you know, uh there's that
Italian place we could take him there

- He would love it.
- I don't really have...

time for this right now.

- Oh.

I'm just a little,

I'm just nervous you know.

- Uhm yeah sure.
- What if we talk about it later?

I should get going dear.

Okay.

Help! Help!

No don't touch it!

Look at me!

You're gonna be fine!

Welcome!

Thank you all for coming.

I'm Mayor Micheal Cage.

And we're here today to,

celebrate a true American hero.

I thank our
lucky stars every single day

that this man was able
to stop this monster.

And I can tell ya,

that we're doing everything in
our power

to find him.

Now.

It's not often that we give out
this award.

And when we do,

it's usually to one of our boys
in blue.

Today,

we're about to make an
exception.

So without further ado,

Here's South Kritika Counties
own white knight

Chip F. Gutchell.

Wow. Whoo!

What the fuck!?

Oh God!

Case closed.

Huh?