Burning Sensation (1989) - full transcript
A firefighter savages a spiritual shrine from an old burning building, which releases the gentle ghost of a Chinese opera singer who was killed in a stage fire 30 years before. Grateful for saving her spirit, the ghost falls for the firefighter and will stop at nothing to protect him from impending evil.
"Invading Cathay is the King of Huns"
"With ten thousands
storming the Jade Pass"
"Our lady General and her warriors"
"Come to stop the invading hordes"
"And win her everlasting fame"
Crossfire formation
Maradonna, hose it
Okay
Up there is an unoccupied
condemned building
We must stop the fire from spreading
Remember, don't go in without my orders
Yes, sir
The Inspector said
Don't go in without my orders
Even under orders. I won't go in
Help!
Help!
What are you doing
There's someone up there
Someone?
Crazy, impossible!
889, tell the crowd to stand back
Help, help!
Help!
Watch out!
Safety net
Are you crazy?
7022 reporting, sir
To you, even inanimate
objects look like women
No, sir, it's real
I really saw a woman
Well, sit down and tell me in detail!
Yes, sir
Not there, here
There's no chair here
Yes, isn't this a chair?
Can you see it?
No, I don't
You normally see things
we can't see, right?
Sit down
What's the Fire Brigade's
first commandment?
- Stick to rules; obey the superior, sir
- Right
- Now I order you to sit down. Sit down
- Yes, sir
Well, there's no chair here.
Idiot!
You told me to sit down
I suspect you're girl-crazy
And it leads to a split personality
You always have illusions
You imagine anything you touch
as the body of a girl
In medicine, it's called sex-forlorn
Have you heard of such a term?
No
Of course not
Are you questioning my medical knowledge?
I didn't say so
I can see it from your eyes
This is a telephone; this is a cup
Can I call this telephone a cup?
What do you say then?
And...
Sir, sometimes a telephone
may be mixed up with a cup
Well, I won't argue with you any more
How am I to answer to the public?
I can't say you were possessed
Or you saw things
Due to excess energy?
You...
What's wrong, sir?
Keep away. Get out
Get out
Yes, sir
Wait
- Take your friend along
- My friend?
Get out of my sight anyway
I'm giving you three months leave
Then you're discharged
for deserting your post
Get out
I couldn't care less
Freeze
Don't
Get him
Listeners, the ghost
ombudsman is here again
Very boring
More boring
The heroine is the courtesan Piu Hung
On a very quiet night...
Enough, I'd better be off
Piu Hung will appear on
a starless night
You want to know what happened?
Miss, let me give you a lift too
Piu Hung was born, and died, for men
And she died a tragic death
Miss, where are you going
Anywhere you go I go
Even a love motel?
The decision is Yours truly, I'm lucky
I'm lucky
What are you doing?
My heart's beating fast. I feel unwell
Listen
Have patience. I'll find
a place to massage you
How lucky can a man get?
Even a high priest can't resist her charm
Let alone the licking of her tongue
Don't be impulsive
When you're turned on by her ogle
Death is beckoning at you
She may be a wanton killer
But don't blame her
We men were unkind to her first
So, listeners, don't let sex overcome you
I've found a believer at last
See you tomorrow night
I'm winning money again tonight
You can never tell till the game's over
Luck's against you tonight, you're finished
I have the inkling someone's at your home
Don't scare me, I'm alone
A thief then
I'll kill you, thief
What are you doing?
Don't!
He's my brother. Don't hit him
Are you all right?
Why didn't you say so?
Your friend?
Yes
Sorry, I don't know
Only a misunderstanding
He's my brother, not a thief
I want to put this wine bottle
in a suitable place
Sit still
Fatty, get beer for yourself.
I'll talk with my brother
Come here
Sit down
Why aren't you on duty?
I'm taking my annual leave
Are you broke?
No, I've just got my pay
Have you got fired?
No
I brought you up from childhood
Don't lie to me
I'd like to have a change
Don't fool me
I no longer have to worry
about your getting hurt
You talk later. Let's play mahjong
Play mahjong now, come on
Don't worry, I can afford to support you
Coming
Hurry up
See who it is
Coming
What's it, sir?
It's after zero hour, you
may wake up the others
We haven't started yet
And you one player short?
Yes, how do you know?
That's a distressing situation
Shan, stop, come in at once
Don't obstruct me in executing my duties
Let's make it clear now: 8 rounds only
The wrong seat
This is East. You can't
fool me, though I'm blind
I won't fool you; go over there
Why is this side East every time?
Right
You made me lose my job
Your turn, come on
Are you in a hurry to lose?
Can one with bad eyes play mahjong?
Not bad eyes, he's blind
So he plays with me
He won't know any conspiracy from you three
Your brother won't let us do it
Right, don't you know a blind man is smart?
I'm ready to call your bluffs
8-number
Brother, bring several cups of tea
Okay
Well
What's it?
What kind of tea do you want?
Any kind will do
Sit down, don't be formal
Is it more powerful to stand up?
Your turn. Take
What are you doing?
Take it out and put it well. Don't break it
What?
I got a flower, so I can't make a ping game
I've taken it out
No
We're playing mahjong, not a guessing game
I won't guess then
I've got it
Why are you so excited? Self-made?
No, it was the last North
1-number
Feet off, please
Why?
I'm cleaning the floor. It won't take long
Your brother is hospitable
Red
Pung
You must take it as you said
Be fair
7-circle
Pung
I take, don't go on. 9-number
Okay: What's so special?
One-circle
Pung
Kang
Flower
Is it rally here?
Self-made, all of a
kind. Same for everybody
All circles, make sure you get it right
Right
You have eyes, can't you see it?
Hands off, let me look closely
Pay, pay
Great. Mr. Chan, you've made it
As usual
I won't play any more
Here's $1,300, give me $20 change
I won't play any more
Go on
He wanted 5-circle and got it so easily
Well, I won't play too. We can't match him
I can tell him to go to bed
I don't feel like sleeping.
I can play overnight with you
Look, how can we match?
I give up
Collect your money
I didn't stop the game. A drink?
Let's play again some other day
Let me help you out
Okay
Your clothes, Mr. Chan
Thank you
Please put it aside for me
Playing with a blind man, you cheat him
People get cheated when asking
a blind man for fung shui
It's eye for an eye
Beware you may be cursed
during your last years
Cursed?
Who are you looking for?
Is Ma Hau-pau in please?
Ma Hau-pau?
He wants to see me. Ask him who he is
Who are you?
Mo Liu-tao
Mo Liu-tao
Coming
Keep quiet while I'm speaking on the phone
Mo Liu-tao, any new birds?
Some birds from Shun Tack
Shun Tack girls make good wives
You should have married long ago
Date them and let me make a choice
Listen, they're not too beautiful
I don't mind,
as long as she looks like a movie star
Don't be choosey; don't overrate yourself
Not for me; it's for you
You'll never find a wife without my help!
Crazy
Idiot
You're over 20 and you
still do household work
Would you do it if I don't?
Don't do women's work, I beg you
So you think you've great!
I won't help you again even if you beg me
Well, benefactor, I want him to beg you
Over 20, and you haven't
even touched a girl's hand
How can you ever get married
& have children?
How come there's no water?
Brat, what's wrong?
You've made a mess of the hose
Brother, come and lend a hand quickly
I won't, even if you shouted for help
Help, help!
What happened?
Nothing
Why did you scream then?
Brother, come and help quickly
Don't scream for nothing
It's fire!
Where?
Here
I told you not to smoke
when brushing your teeth
Stay!
Ma Hau-pau, you've got V: D:?
No
You must've got it by accident
No
Could be worse
Have you seen Hunchback of Notre Dame?
Anthony Quinn immortalized
him. I want to copy
I think he is in bad luck.
Yes, he is.
Luck's against me. Even my
brother quarrels with me
Let me rearrange this to stop the jinx
A wok
It's bad luck to have such
a big work hanging here
Why's there water?
Let me hide inside the TV set
Why's there water?
How come? What kind of a show is that?
Well, are you going to play?
Let me help.
I won't play, as I've said
He looks ruddy like the legendary monk
You'll win heavily for sure
Stay, miss. What's your name?
When are you going off?
Let me give you a ride
You deserved it
You wouldn't play, and now you get beaten
I'd rather be beaten than to play mahjong
There's something you must believe
What is it?
You're lucky in love
I wish I was every night
You'll get it tonight
He thought I was joking
I'm taking it for a joke too
No, it's serious.
Believe it
When your girl friend appears
There'll be fireworks
Trying to pull my leg with this story?
Fireworks?
Is this the girl you mean?
Do you believe now?
Yes, completely
It all depends on the vibe
I feel I have her vibe
You think that's vibe, idiot?
Are you sure you want to know here?
Yes
Pluck her hair for me
What for?
Have you heard the tradition
of marriage by knotting hair?
Yes
Pluck her hair
and I'll make you a couple
Will it work?
Don't you believe me?
I do, if you don't
I do. Don't do anything foolish
Did you fool that fatty?
No, it's true
Miss
Miss, you've dropped money
It's not mine
It must be mine then
Miss, you have beautiful hair
Many have said the same to me
May I...
No
I mean...
It makes no sense
All right
You're fantastic
What now?
Give me the hair
Curl it around your index finger
Then kiss her this way
And she'll fall for you
What then?
What do you want?
One of those things
One of those things?
Okay: One more kiss like I do
And she'll be turned on
She really is turned on
You promised to introduce
her to me. Let me kiss
How can I let you kiss my finger
Don't do it, too late
Miss, want a drink?
Not here, some other place
Okay
You drink this and we'll leave
Okay
Goodbye
Ma Hau-pau
You've wooed my girl friend
You may get a stroke or AIDS
A bad friend
Miss
Yes?
Never mind, it won't take long
She can't understand. She's
all muscles but no brain
I forgot to open the door
How come there's no keyhole?
Drunkard, you're damned
Where shall we go for a drink again?
Found an accommodating girl so soon!
Brother
Are you drunk?
Brother
Thank you for escorting him back
Wake up
Sorry, let me help him get in
You really are handsome
Thank you
Where shall we drink?
I'll take care of him.
You go back. Thank you
Hello
Let's treat each other with respect
Let me see you out
You're rather direct
And I like you for that
You're well-built
I like strong men.
May I touch you?
I can feel your build and explosive power
You're hot like a dynamite
Hold me close
Hold me
I want...
Old men dream: Young ones do it
You must be a famous cabaret hostess
I'm passing out. Help me
You're clinging too close to me
I am not
Yes, you are
So what?
Sorry, let me open the door first
Who are you looking for?
Miss, who are you looking for?
Who are you?
Formerly a nice man, now a nice ghost
He's my benefactor
But now he's my prey
All dirty socks but no prey
I've been waiting for this macho
You...
Sorry
Sister, it's late, don't be in his way
So you're sisters
Yes
Sister, it's late, let's go
Please send her back. I won't go now
Hard to get a taxi at this
hour. I'll wait for her
Would you mind bringing us a cup of tea?
Aren't we not welcome?
Sit down. Let me bring you tea
Get this, he's mine sooner or later
You'd better stay out of this
You can get anyone as the
stand-in, but not him
If I can't get him, I won't give up
I'll be nasty
Is that so? I take carrot, not stick
I'm hungry. Got anything to eat?
Let me cook for you
Where's your sister?
She wants to take a rest
Take a rest. I'll cook noodles for you
This lamp is beautiful
You want to pull it down?
Yes, she loses her sense on
seeing anything beautiful
The noodles must be delicious
Taste it
It's nice
I didn't use MSG. Take it
What are you doing?
She dropped something
I'm picking it up for her
Nothing
What's your sister doing?
Too hot. Please give her a glass of water
Okay
Would you give me another bowl of noodles?
Okay
You have a good appetite
What's it?
Let's go inside to get it
Okay
Need any help?
No, let me fix it
Has your sister left?
Yes, she didn't feel well
I'm going too
What's it?
They say Alan Tam's songs are nice
He's got a Concert in Hunghom
I don't have to cook
for my brother tomorrow
But the tickets there are hard to get
If I could get them, I would...
Nothing else? I must go
I'm stupid, I didn't even
know how to date her
Why are they so much alike?
If it were you, I would dare to date
Ling? Who's it?
That girl last night? Yes
that girl last night
Brother
Get up
I have something important to talk to you
What?
Get up
Got 2 chickens, soup &
champagnes for tonight
Try to think what else we need
I'll return tonight to have super
Can you finish them all?
Still sleepy? I'm having candlelit
dinner with my girlfriend
Be smart and get lost. That's a deal
And, set it up in a romantic way
Romantic, surely!
What do you mean?
Romantic
You don't even know that?
No wonder you're an old bachelor
Big brother wants to eat roast chicken
And young brother gets burnt because of it
Brother, can you return now?
I'm busy at the station, I can't return now
You eat with her first
You'd better rush back. I
don't know how to serve her
What? Isn't that so hard for you?
I'll return about 10. Remember
to serve her only
She could be your future sister-in-law
Don't fall for her
Future sister-in-law? Rush back
I will, as soon as I finish. Bye-bye
So soon?
How could it be here?
So it's you
Are you sure you've
come to the right place?
Are you wait for someone?
Yes
Why don't you invite me to come in?
Please come in
Is she my future sister-in-law?
So romantic! You really
know how to wow the girls
My brother told me to do that
He's got a good idea
Me, I wouldn't have done it
What would you do then?
Look
So much the better. I can
look at you clearly now
So you want to see me clearly
Yes. How do you want the chicken cooked?
I like it any way it's cooked
Okay
Eat your head off
Let me make you a bad chicken
You're damned
I'll make you hot Indian chicken curry
I'll scald your mouth
to make you breathless
I'll scald your tongue to give you bad odor
I'll scald your throat
so no one would want you
Need any help?
No
We never need any female
help since childhood
You must be excellent at cooking
Yes. You'll have chicken
soon. Sit for a while
Okay
Cooking is my long suit. Hot suit too!
What is it?
I cut my finger
Let me bring you the medicinal oil
No need
You're bleeding
I already said "no"
Let me fix the chicken for you
Don't touch my chicken.
I need no female help
Otherwise, brother may scold me
Brother?
I mean to help you
If I'm not welcome, I'll leave
I opened the door for you
And I cooked the chicken for you
Otherwise I wouldn't have cut my finger
Wait a while. You'll soon be served
You cooked a chicken for me
And got cut for cooking it
When your finger gets hurt, you can't cook
With nothing to eat, I'll be hungry
Will you let me cook it?
Show me the finger
Okay
This is our co-production
Try if it tastes okay?
It was specially made for you
Right, let's eat together
Okay
At worst we'll die together
A ghost doesn't eat a chicken this way
Is it okay?
Yes
It tastes a bit bad
Let me add some chilly oil
Why? No more chilly oil
Let's go on
Okay
Are you thirsty?
This wine is good
No need
Maybe your brother's returning
Bad
What?
You open the door. I'll heat it up for him
Hide it as soon as possible
Madam, tell your child not
to throw chicken bones
Sorry, I'll remind him, sorry
You're gone too far
Where's my brother?
She found the wrong man
And I ate food for no purpose
You didn't but I've come here in vain
I was for a dinner with you
not with your brother
If you keep talking about him, I'll leave
It's terrible hot
Sir, your change!
Keep the change
Thank you
Brother, I'm back
Do you mean to surprise me?
Hello
Impossible
Bad, even the chicken's finished
Could he be seeking sex after food?
Wine can derange one's mind
Even his clothes are stripped off
Impossible...
How could it be so tidy here?
A hair, curled
He's got no perm
Frolicking in water
You shameless adulterers
Blood?
Bad, the aftermath of something serious?
She's no longer a virgin
You bastard must've done it
You must've done it, I'll kill you
Bastard
It's me
Are you alone at home?
I mustn't lose my face
I'm having a good time
Darling, bring a glass of wine
How's it?
That girl last night?
Precisely
Terrific, she needed it 7 times
She's got the make of a Ford
and the capacity of a Mercedes
I could never fill it up
Can you stand it?
I can't hold on any more
She's coming again
She pushed me down and kissed me
She kissed my cheek
She kissed my moustache
She kissed my ear
She kissed my neck
She held me down completely
I couldn't stand it
Well, even my forehead was nearly kissed
How do you know?
Is she Climbing up now?
Yes
Let me tell you, she's a virgin
I'm serious, I mean it
What's so funny?
Your girlfriend's seducing
someone in a bar, idiot
Bastard
Don't drink too much
Girls are nothing. Lose one, take another
Don't talk about it any more
Let's go together
You go first
We'll go then
Go
We're going. Remember not to drink too much
Okay
Waiter, half a dozen
Luckily you brought me here.
I didn't know the way
If you like, we can come here often
Really?
Yes
It's gloomy here
It's a bit old
It's the backstage makeup room
It hasn't been used for years
Right
I want to talk to you. Sit down
Sit?
You want to tell me a ghost story?
Are you afraid of ghosts?
Why should we be afraid of ghosts?
Uncle Lau
Don't worry, he's not a ghost
How frightening. I thought
I was seeing things
You really are
Uncle Lau, don't scare him
If I weren't so strong.
I'd have been scared
He's taking you for a ghost
Didn't you want to talk to me?
Not now, some other day
Let's go
Okay
Damn kid, come out quickly!
Have some wine to quench my thirst
Hands and feet stick, I
have feet without hands
I've decided to do without hands and feet
Scared? Don't fish for sympathy
Why did you do it?
Don't pass out
It's awkward
Don't push
Who are you talking to?
You, you idiot
Me?
Is there another idiot in this room?
Yes, my brother is more idiotic for sure
Your brother made it impossible
You know my brother?
Because your brother took our heroine out
The whole night, we couldn't go on singing
You're smart
Bring her back at once
Who's the heroine?
Fan Li-hua
Fan Li-hua? You take my
brother for her spouse?
Don't!
Get up, it's not early
What made you over drink last night?
Don't sleep any more.
I'll make you breakfast
Come back
What?
Whose shoes are you wearing?
My own
Why are you wearing mine?
Aren't your shoes here?
I don't mean this pair
I mean that new pair last night.
I didn't even wear it
What are your implying?
Where were you last night?
Laichikok
Any hotels in Laichikok?
I really was in Laichikok.
Believe it or not
I over trusted you
I put my girl friend in your
trust and you stole her
I told you to help her
but you took her to bed
You must be mistaken, it
was not your girl friend
Because she's now your girl friend?
Brother
I'm not the cuckolded brother
You're taking me for the Lecher?
I thought my girl friend was Yours truly
In fact, it's mine, not yours
Are you suggesting my girl friend
has now become yours?
You really are stubborn
I'll bring her to see you tonight
What did you say?
I'll bring her to see you tonight
Repeat your first sentence
You're very stubborn
A group of orphans
were learning to act then
She was the smartest of all
She was burnt to death at
the height of her career
See for it yourself
She looked every inch a human being
Yes
Had you not saved my shrine
I'd have even lost my form
Don't worry, I won't hurt you
But we can't see each other any more
Isn't that sad enough?
Don't worry. I'm already used to...
I mean myself
Don't you want to give up your life
Don't be silly, I'm not worthy of you
Any difference between men and ghosts?
Yes, your brother's girl friend is a siren
If she's not stopped, he'll
be a ghost, not you
Go and notify him at once
Don't worry, I won't trouble you any more
Hot, very very hot!
Buddy
No, miss, what's wrong?
I want...
But this is a Men's Room
Your brother's bewitched by a female ghost
What? How absurd!
It's true
You believe me now
I only believe myself
I also feel something's gone wrong lately
Lots of eerie happenings!
Could it be ghost?
I haven't seen it myself
Could it have avoided you?
Right you are
Well, let's hurry back
Wait
This talisman is powerful
Men are horrible and ghosts are more so
Right
Glad you're back. I waited the whole night
Don't care, I'll fix everything
Brother, what are you looking for?
I'm no good
Have you picked up a girl?
Let's talk about it later
Don't be nervous
She's a ghost
A ghost? Where?
Hit her, hit her
He wants you to hit her
Hit her
Why me?
Sorry, brother, it's better to let you die
Take care of him.
I'll finish off that ghost
Whatever happens, don't open the door
I'll take good care of him
Well, it's safer to post the talisman
Don't worry, I'll fix it
Nothing scares ghosts more
than light. I must get ready
What's it?
Brother, she's a ghost
Let me go, let me go quickly
Ghost? Where's she?
Look, he's bewitched again
Keep calm, brother, I'll
go and finish her off
You're safe with a tallsmen
Brother
Keep away!
Keep away!
You can't scare me!
What's he doing?
He wants to go out
Be patient, I'll kill her. Watch him for me
Remember to keep the door locked
Wait
Keep away
Why is the TV set on?
Mr. Ma
Keep away
Are you afraid?
Let me go in. time's running out
What are you doing?
Look's changed, there's no more hope
You can't scare me with that
Keep away
Brother, help!
I'm trying to! Quiet!
Keep away!
Brother
Brother, come in, help!
Brother
Keep calm, I'll cope with her
Not her
Don't move!
Brother, it's her!
I know, I'm getting rid of her
She can't wreak havoc when the day breaks
Watch out
Don't move
You're a ghost too?
Stab at her chest
Stab the sword at her
I can't hold on, you do it
What are you doing?
Come here
Stab her!
I can't do anything tonight
See how you'll protect him tomorrow night
Good, everything's okay now
But she might come again tomorrow night
With this sword, I have no fear
Your thing is good for nothing
Tomorrow night's her death anniversary.
She'll take Ken's life for sure
I have a way out
Let me go
That looks like a man
Not yet fixed?
I'm already fixing it
Hurry up! It'll be too
late when the day breaks
Are you sure you want to go?
I'll vanish if I don't
You can't see me anymore then
In fact, the TV set's OK
If that thing comes tonight
turn on the TV set
Then I'll come to help you
How's it now?
How's it now?
You've been turning a deaf ear
To what I told you the whole night
The Beauty Pageant is
getting worse each time
Don't stall for time.
Can you do anything?
If I can't, you wouldn't have come to me
To catch ghosts,
one must be calm, tough and precise
You must trust me
Don't worry when I'm in charge
I'm almost sure in ghost-catching
Let me change first
It means more harm than good
Ken, have you drawn up the curtain?
Yes
Is seems we're in for trouble
What now?
Apply glutinous rice powder all over you
Then we're invisible to that thing
Idiot
You idiot
Vermillion mixed with glutinous
rice blinds the ghosts
Have you heard of it?
No
Nor have!
I concocted this only
After a long time
It means a wild guess then
How can we trust you then?
There's no scientific basis
Has the existence of ghosts
any scientific basis?
No
What are you doing?
If you don't trust me
I'll pack up and leave
You'll suffer then, not me
Brother, it's better to
take chances than to die
Do you trust me?
We have no choice now
Can you see me?
No
Of course, you don't
Brother, can you see me?
No, only a tile white
Can that thing see us?
If she does, she sees us for sure
If she doesn't, she doesn't see us for sure
Right
Glutinous rice counters a ghost, it works
Where are you going?
That thing's coming
Why worry? We're invisible
Hush! We'd better hide
Good-looking only?
It works
Chan, she really can't see us
Don't worry
She really can't see us?
I already said it works
Come out quickly. I know where you are
Come out quickly
Your bottom
My bottom?
Not you
Pull down the curtain
Luckily I got off quickly
I kept quite when she kicked me hard
Great
You've sweated much
I'd be finished if she saw me
Just wipe it off
You, too
She couldn't see me face to face, brother
I give up, it's no fun
You fooled us,
we're now like snowmen
You think it's now Christmas?
It's a flop. What now?
Keep calm, and forget what has happened
I can't do anything
Pretend to be on top. She'll be afraid
It won't work: What now?
Your head's white. What now?
You go first if you get the chance
What did you say?
Make a clean pair of heels, it's no fun
What? You've made fun of us the whole night
I lent you $20 for comics
You can tell ghost stories on TV today?
Would you have your day today?
Because I can't see,
you combined to fool me
Have you no heart?
Come on
If you don't play along, why should I stay?
I'd better leave
Chan, keep calm, sit down
What now?
I'll withstand from behind
It would be trouble if you can't
It's going to be all right.
Too many men will ruin things
One person less, the less danger
Right
You withstand her first.
I'll switch on the TV
Brother
Brother, switch on the TV
Come on!
Well, are you all right?
Yes
Go now
Tse, chow, yun, mow
I'm Ken
You scared me. Where was I?
I don't know
What time is it now?
Going on twelve
Pull up the curtain at once
When then hour's passed
we can't wipe her out
Hurry up
Ken, help me, quick!
Brother
Brother, don't give up
Brother
Remember you're a fireman?
Chicken
I remember now
Hot, hot
Eat
Okay
Not this way, eat, eat
The whole one, eat quickly
Eat quickly
What do you remember?
Chickens, girls
Eat now
Girls, chickens
I like to eat chickens, girls
Girls, no...
girls, girls
I like to eat chickens
Eat
Good, God's on my side
If I remember correctly
there was thunderstorm too
When that girl died 30 years ago
I wanted you to look after my brother only
He's lost his soul, not his memory
His soul entered that female
ghost 30 years ago
Why is this house decorated
like that of the 50's?
Could any of your doctor
revive your brother?
If it was not decorated like that age
He can't get back his soul
Could it be your imagination?
Stop nagging if you want him to recover
If I remember correctly
It should be 14/7/50
What time is it now?
1:13 a.m.
It's the right time
Switch on the television
Break into the fire
What are you doing here?
Don't go in, or you'll die
Never mind me
"Fan Li-hua, hold your steps"
"Ignore him and go forth"
"Step by step, stop and stop"
"Step by step, forth with you go"
"Bad! One wrong move and you're through"
"Keep the morale high"
"O Damn! I'm at my wit's end"
You'll die if you go in
"A false move, watch for my ire"
"You don't listen: I'm in a rage"
"You'll die if you go"
Ling
Can you remember how you died?
I'll be finished if you stay. Get away
"Attack! Over there! For glory!"
"Raze the enemy's barracks"
"Make you the eyeless fly"
"Regretting the day you were born"
"Ting Shan has hurt the morale"
"His complaints are inexcusable"
Soldiers, get rid of him
Soldiers, take him to
the Tower for discipline
Yes, General
Hold it!
I told you to hold it
Ling
Acting
What for?
Acting
What for?
Fing
Fing?
Fing
Fire!
Help!
Ling
Help!
Help, help!
Help!
Don't worry, I'll help you
Ling
Run, it's dangerous
Ling
Show me your hand
Let's go
Where to?
Go out
Get going
Chan, they can't come out
I sent him in without knowing how
It would be trouble if he can get out
Are you all right?
Break through again
Chan, they're coming again, do something
Try to break open the TV set
What if we can't?
You'll lose a brother then
We must take chances
I don't want to see it
Eat
It'll be nice to have such a wife
I'll get you into the TV set
Brother, her figure's first class
Don't watch TV now, see movies
"With ten thousands
storming the Jade Pass"
"Our lady General and her warriors"
"Come to stop the invading hordes"
"And win her everlasting fame"
Crossfire formation
Maradonna, hose it
Okay
Up there is an unoccupied
condemned building
We must stop the fire from spreading
Remember, don't go in without my orders
Yes, sir
The Inspector said
Don't go in without my orders
Even under orders. I won't go in
Help!
Help!
What are you doing
There's someone up there
Someone?
Crazy, impossible!
889, tell the crowd to stand back
Help, help!
Help!
Watch out!
Safety net
Are you crazy?
7022 reporting, sir
To you, even inanimate
objects look like women
No, sir, it's real
I really saw a woman
Well, sit down and tell me in detail!
Yes, sir
Not there, here
There's no chair here
Yes, isn't this a chair?
Can you see it?
No, I don't
You normally see things
we can't see, right?
Sit down
What's the Fire Brigade's
first commandment?
- Stick to rules; obey the superior, sir
- Right
- Now I order you to sit down. Sit down
- Yes, sir
Well, there's no chair here.
Idiot!
You told me to sit down
I suspect you're girl-crazy
And it leads to a split personality
You always have illusions
You imagine anything you touch
as the body of a girl
In medicine, it's called sex-forlorn
Have you heard of such a term?
No
Of course not
Are you questioning my medical knowledge?
I didn't say so
I can see it from your eyes
This is a telephone; this is a cup
Can I call this telephone a cup?
What do you say then?
And...
Sir, sometimes a telephone
may be mixed up with a cup
Well, I won't argue with you any more
How am I to answer to the public?
I can't say you were possessed
Or you saw things
Due to excess energy?
You...
What's wrong, sir?
Keep away. Get out
Get out
Yes, sir
Wait
- Take your friend along
- My friend?
Get out of my sight anyway
I'm giving you three months leave
Then you're discharged
for deserting your post
Get out
I couldn't care less
Freeze
Don't
Get him
Listeners, the ghost
ombudsman is here again
Very boring
More boring
The heroine is the courtesan Piu Hung
On a very quiet night...
Enough, I'd better be off
Piu Hung will appear on
a starless night
You want to know what happened?
Miss, let me give you a lift too
Piu Hung was born, and died, for men
And she died a tragic death
Miss, where are you going
Anywhere you go I go
Even a love motel?
The decision is Yours truly, I'm lucky
I'm lucky
What are you doing?
My heart's beating fast. I feel unwell
Listen
Have patience. I'll find
a place to massage you
How lucky can a man get?
Even a high priest can't resist her charm
Let alone the licking of her tongue
Don't be impulsive
When you're turned on by her ogle
Death is beckoning at you
She may be a wanton killer
But don't blame her
We men were unkind to her first
So, listeners, don't let sex overcome you
I've found a believer at last
See you tomorrow night
I'm winning money again tonight
You can never tell till the game's over
Luck's against you tonight, you're finished
I have the inkling someone's at your home
Don't scare me, I'm alone
A thief then
I'll kill you, thief
What are you doing?
Don't!
He's my brother. Don't hit him
Are you all right?
Why didn't you say so?
Your friend?
Yes
Sorry, I don't know
Only a misunderstanding
He's my brother, not a thief
I want to put this wine bottle
in a suitable place
Sit still
Fatty, get beer for yourself.
I'll talk with my brother
Come here
Sit down
Why aren't you on duty?
I'm taking my annual leave
Are you broke?
No, I've just got my pay
Have you got fired?
No
I brought you up from childhood
Don't lie to me
I'd like to have a change
Don't fool me
I no longer have to worry
about your getting hurt
You talk later. Let's play mahjong
Play mahjong now, come on
Don't worry, I can afford to support you
Coming
Hurry up
See who it is
Coming
What's it, sir?
It's after zero hour, you
may wake up the others
We haven't started yet
And you one player short?
Yes, how do you know?
That's a distressing situation
Shan, stop, come in at once
Don't obstruct me in executing my duties
Let's make it clear now: 8 rounds only
The wrong seat
This is East. You can't
fool me, though I'm blind
I won't fool you; go over there
Why is this side East every time?
Right
You made me lose my job
Your turn, come on
Are you in a hurry to lose?
Can one with bad eyes play mahjong?
Not bad eyes, he's blind
So he plays with me
He won't know any conspiracy from you three
Your brother won't let us do it
Right, don't you know a blind man is smart?
I'm ready to call your bluffs
8-number
Brother, bring several cups of tea
Okay
Well
What's it?
What kind of tea do you want?
Any kind will do
Sit down, don't be formal
Is it more powerful to stand up?
Your turn. Take
What are you doing?
Take it out and put it well. Don't break it
What?
I got a flower, so I can't make a ping game
I've taken it out
No
We're playing mahjong, not a guessing game
I won't guess then
I've got it
Why are you so excited? Self-made?
No, it was the last North
1-number
Feet off, please
Why?
I'm cleaning the floor. It won't take long
Your brother is hospitable
Red
Pung
You must take it as you said
Be fair
7-circle
Pung
I take, don't go on. 9-number
Okay: What's so special?
One-circle
Pung
Kang
Flower
Is it rally here?
Self-made, all of a
kind. Same for everybody
All circles, make sure you get it right
Right
You have eyes, can't you see it?
Hands off, let me look closely
Pay, pay
Great. Mr. Chan, you've made it
As usual
I won't play any more
Here's $1,300, give me $20 change
I won't play any more
Go on
He wanted 5-circle and got it so easily
Well, I won't play too. We can't match him
I can tell him to go to bed
I don't feel like sleeping.
I can play overnight with you
Look, how can we match?
I give up
Collect your money
I didn't stop the game. A drink?
Let's play again some other day
Let me help you out
Okay
Your clothes, Mr. Chan
Thank you
Please put it aside for me
Playing with a blind man, you cheat him
People get cheated when asking
a blind man for fung shui
It's eye for an eye
Beware you may be cursed
during your last years
Cursed?
Who are you looking for?
Is Ma Hau-pau in please?
Ma Hau-pau?
He wants to see me. Ask him who he is
Who are you?
Mo Liu-tao
Mo Liu-tao
Coming
Keep quiet while I'm speaking on the phone
Mo Liu-tao, any new birds?
Some birds from Shun Tack
Shun Tack girls make good wives
You should have married long ago
Date them and let me make a choice
Listen, they're not too beautiful
I don't mind,
as long as she looks like a movie star
Don't be choosey; don't overrate yourself
Not for me; it's for you
You'll never find a wife without my help!
Crazy
Idiot
You're over 20 and you
still do household work
Would you do it if I don't?
Don't do women's work, I beg you
So you think you've great!
I won't help you again even if you beg me
Well, benefactor, I want him to beg you
Over 20, and you haven't
even touched a girl's hand
How can you ever get married
& have children?
How come there's no water?
Brat, what's wrong?
You've made a mess of the hose
Brother, come and lend a hand quickly
I won't, even if you shouted for help
Help, help!
What happened?
Nothing
Why did you scream then?
Brother, come and help quickly
Don't scream for nothing
It's fire!
Where?
Here
I told you not to smoke
when brushing your teeth
Stay!
Ma Hau-pau, you've got V: D:?
No
You must've got it by accident
No
Could be worse
Have you seen Hunchback of Notre Dame?
Anthony Quinn immortalized
him. I want to copy
I think he is in bad luck.
Yes, he is.
Luck's against me. Even my
brother quarrels with me
Let me rearrange this to stop the jinx
A wok
It's bad luck to have such
a big work hanging here
Why's there water?
Let me hide inside the TV set
Why's there water?
How come? What kind of a show is that?
Well, are you going to play?
Let me help.
I won't play, as I've said
He looks ruddy like the legendary monk
You'll win heavily for sure
Stay, miss. What's your name?
When are you going off?
Let me give you a ride
You deserved it
You wouldn't play, and now you get beaten
I'd rather be beaten than to play mahjong
There's something you must believe
What is it?
You're lucky in love
I wish I was every night
You'll get it tonight
He thought I was joking
I'm taking it for a joke too
No, it's serious.
Believe it
When your girl friend appears
There'll be fireworks
Trying to pull my leg with this story?
Fireworks?
Is this the girl you mean?
Do you believe now?
Yes, completely
It all depends on the vibe
I feel I have her vibe
You think that's vibe, idiot?
Are you sure you want to know here?
Yes
Pluck her hair for me
What for?
Have you heard the tradition
of marriage by knotting hair?
Yes
Pluck her hair
and I'll make you a couple
Will it work?
Don't you believe me?
I do, if you don't
I do. Don't do anything foolish
Did you fool that fatty?
No, it's true
Miss
Miss, you've dropped money
It's not mine
It must be mine then
Miss, you have beautiful hair
Many have said the same to me
May I...
No
I mean...
It makes no sense
All right
You're fantastic
What now?
Give me the hair
Curl it around your index finger
Then kiss her this way
And she'll fall for you
What then?
What do you want?
One of those things
One of those things?
Okay: One more kiss like I do
And she'll be turned on
She really is turned on
You promised to introduce
her to me. Let me kiss
How can I let you kiss my finger
Don't do it, too late
Miss, want a drink?
Not here, some other place
Okay
You drink this and we'll leave
Okay
Goodbye
Ma Hau-pau
You've wooed my girl friend
You may get a stroke or AIDS
A bad friend
Miss
Yes?
Never mind, it won't take long
She can't understand. She's
all muscles but no brain
I forgot to open the door
How come there's no keyhole?
Drunkard, you're damned
Where shall we go for a drink again?
Found an accommodating girl so soon!
Brother
Are you drunk?
Brother
Thank you for escorting him back
Wake up
Sorry, let me help him get in
You really are handsome
Thank you
Where shall we drink?
I'll take care of him.
You go back. Thank you
Hello
Let's treat each other with respect
Let me see you out
You're rather direct
And I like you for that
You're well-built
I like strong men.
May I touch you?
I can feel your build and explosive power
You're hot like a dynamite
Hold me close
Hold me
I want...
Old men dream: Young ones do it
You must be a famous cabaret hostess
I'm passing out. Help me
You're clinging too close to me
I am not
Yes, you are
So what?
Sorry, let me open the door first
Who are you looking for?
Miss, who are you looking for?
Who are you?
Formerly a nice man, now a nice ghost
He's my benefactor
But now he's my prey
All dirty socks but no prey
I've been waiting for this macho
You...
Sorry
Sister, it's late, don't be in his way
So you're sisters
Yes
Sister, it's late, let's go
Please send her back. I won't go now
Hard to get a taxi at this
hour. I'll wait for her
Would you mind bringing us a cup of tea?
Aren't we not welcome?
Sit down. Let me bring you tea
Get this, he's mine sooner or later
You'd better stay out of this
You can get anyone as the
stand-in, but not him
If I can't get him, I won't give up
I'll be nasty
Is that so? I take carrot, not stick
I'm hungry. Got anything to eat?
Let me cook for you
Where's your sister?
She wants to take a rest
Take a rest. I'll cook noodles for you
This lamp is beautiful
You want to pull it down?
Yes, she loses her sense on
seeing anything beautiful
The noodles must be delicious
Taste it
It's nice
I didn't use MSG. Take it
What are you doing?
She dropped something
I'm picking it up for her
Nothing
What's your sister doing?
Too hot. Please give her a glass of water
Okay
Would you give me another bowl of noodles?
Okay
You have a good appetite
What's it?
Let's go inside to get it
Okay
Need any help?
No, let me fix it
Has your sister left?
Yes, she didn't feel well
I'm going too
What's it?
They say Alan Tam's songs are nice
He's got a Concert in Hunghom
I don't have to cook
for my brother tomorrow
But the tickets there are hard to get
If I could get them, I would...
Nothing else? I must go
I'm stupid, I didn't even
know how to date her
Why are they so much alike?
If it were you, I would dare to date
Ling? Who's it?
That girl last night? Yes
that girl last night
Brother
Get up
I have something important to talk to you
What?
Get up
Got 2 chickens, soup &
champagnes for tonight
Try to think what else we need
I'll return tonight to have super
Can you finish them all?
Still sleepy? I'm having candlelit
dinner with my girlfriend
Be smart and get lost. That's a deal
And, set it up in a romantic way
Romantic, surely!
What do you mean?
Romantic
You don't even know that?
No wonder you're an old bachelor
Big brother wants to eat roast chicken
And young brother gets burnt because of it
Brother, can you return now?
I'm busy at the station, I can't return now
You eat with her first
You'd better rush back. I
don't know how to serve her
What? Isn't that so hard for you?
I'll return about 10. Remember
to serve her only
She could be your future sister-in-law
Don't fall for her
Future sister-in-law? Rush back
I will, as soon as I finish. Bye-bye
So soon?
How could it be here?
So it's you
Are you sure you've
come to the right place?
Are you wait for someone?
Yes
Why don't you invite me to come in?
Please come in
Is she my future sister-in-law?
So romantic! You really
know how to wow the girls
My brother told me to do that
He's got a good idea
Me, I wouldn't have done it
What would you do then?
Look
So much the better. I can
look at you clearly now
So you want to see me clearly
Yes. How do you want the chicken cooked?
I like it any way it's cooked
Okay
Eat your head off
Let me make you a bad chicken
You're damned
I'll make you hot Indian chicken curry
I'll scald your mouth
to make you breathless
I'll scald your tongue to give you bad odor
I'll scald your throat
so no one would want you
Need any help?
No
We never need any female
help since childhood
You must be excellent at cooking
Yes. You'll have chicken
soon. Sit for a while
Okay
Cooking is my long suit. Hot suit too!
What is it?
I cut my finger
Let me bring you the medicinal oil
No need
You're bleeding
I already said "no"
Let me fix the chicken for you
Don't touch my chicken.
I need no female help
Otherwise, brother may scold me
Brother?
I mean to help you
If I'm not welcome, I'll leave
I opened the door for you
And I cooked the chicken for you
Otherwise I wouldn't have cut my finger
Wait a while. You'll soon be served
You cooked a chicken for me
And got cut for cooking it
When your finger gets hurt, you can't cook
With nothing to eat, I'll be hungry
Will you let me cook it?
Show me the finger
Okay
This is our co-production
Try if it tastes okay?
It was specially made for you
Right, let's eat together
Okay
At worst we'll die together
A ghost doesn't eat a chicken this way
Is it okay?
Yes
It tastes a bit bad
Let me add some chilly oil
Why? No more chilly oil
Let's go on
Okay
Are you thirsty?
This wine is good
No need
Maybe your brother's returning
Bad
What?
You open the door. I'll heat it up for him
Hide it as soon as possible
Madam, tell your child not
to throw chicken bones
Sorry, I'll remind him, sorry
You're gone too far
Where's my brother?
She found the wrong man
And I ate food for no purpose
You didn't but I've come here in vain
I was for a dinner with you
not with your brother
If you keep talking about him, I'll leave
It's terrible hot
Sir, your change!
Keep the change
Thank you
Brother, I'm back
Do you mean to surprise me?
Hello
Impossible
Bad, even the chicken's finished
Could he be seeking sex after food?
Wine can derange one's mind
Even his clothes are stripped off
Impossible...
How could it be so tidy here?
A hair, curled
He's got no perm
Frolicking in water
You shameless adulterers
Blood?
Bad, the aftermath of something serious?
She's no longer a virgin
You bastard must've done it
You must've done it, I'll kill you
Bastard
It's me
Are you alone at home?
I mustn't lose my face
I'm having a good time
Darling, bring a glass of wine
How's it?
That girl last night?
Precisely
Terrific, she needed it 7 times
She's got the make of a Ford
and the capacity of a Mercedes
I could never fill it up
Can you stand it?
I can't hold on any more
She's coming again
She pushed me down and kissed me
She kissed my cheek
She kissed my moustache
She kissed my ear
She kissed my neck
She held me down completely
I couldn't stand it
Well, even my forehead was nearly kissed
How do you know?
Is she Climbing up now?
Yes
Let me tell you, she's a virgin
I'm serious, I mean it
What's so funny?
Your girlfriend's seducing
someone in a bar, idiot
Bastard
Don't drink too much
Girls are nothing. Lose one, take another
Don't talk about it any more
Let's go together
You go first
We'll go then
Go
We're going. Remember not to drink too much
Okay
Waiter, half a dozen
Luckily you brought me here.
I didn't know the way
If you like, we can come here often
Really?
Yes
It's gloomy here
It's a bit old
It's the backstage makeup room
It hasn't been used for years
Right
I want to talk to you. Sit down
Sit?
You want to tell me a ghost story?
Are you afraid of ghosts?
Why should we be afraid of ghosts?
Uncle Lau
Don't worry, he's not a ghost
How frightening. I thought
I was seeing things
You really are
Uncle Lau, don't scare him
If I weren't so strong.
I'd have been scared
He's taking you for a ghost
Didn't you want to talk to me?
Not now, some other day
Let's go
Okay
Damn kid, come out quickly!
Have some wine to quench my thirst
Hands and feet stick, I
have feet without hands
I've decided to do without hands and feet
Scared? Don't fish for sympathy
Why did you do it?
Don't pass out
It's awkward
Don't push
Who are you talking to?
You, you idiot
Me?
Is there another idiot in this room?
Yes, my brother is more idiotic for sure
Your brother made it impossible
You know my brother?
Because your brother took our heroine out
The whole night, we couldn't go on singing
You're smart
Bring her back at once
Who's the heroine?
Fan Li-hua
Fan Li-hua? You take my
brother for her spouse?
Don't!
Get up, it's not early
What made you over drink last night?
Don't sleep any more.
I'll make you breakfast
Come back
What?
Whose shoes are you wearing?
My own
Why are you wearing mine?
Aren't your shoes here?
I don't mean this pair
I mean that new pair last night.
I didn't even wear it
What are your implying?
Where were you last night?
Laichikok
Any hotels in Laichikok?
I really was in Laichikok.
Believe it or not
I over trusted you
I put my girl friend in your
trust and you stole her
I told you to help her
but you took her to bed
You must be mistaken, it
was not your girl friend
Because she's now your girl friend?
Brother
I'm not the cuckolded brother
You're taking me for the Lecher?
I thought my girl friend was Yours truly
In fact, it's mine, not yours
Are you suggesting my girl friend
has now become yours?
You really are stubborn
I'll bring her to see you tonight
What did you say?
I'll bring her to see you tonight
Repeat your first sentence
You're very stubborn
A group of orphans
were learning to act then
She was the smartest of all
She was burnt to death at
the height of her career
See for it yourself
She looked every inch a human being
Yes
Had you not saved my shrine
I'd have even lost my form
Don't worry, I won't hurt you
But we can't see each other any more
Isn't that sad enough?
Don't worry. I'm already used to...
I mean myself
Don't you want to give up your life
Don't be silly, I'm not worthy of you
Any difference between men and ghosts?
Yes, your brother's girl friend is a siren
If she's not stopped, he'll
be a ghost, not you
Go and notify him at once
Don't worry, I won't trouble you any more
Hot, very very hot!
Buddy
No, miss, what's wrong?
I want...
But this is a Men's Room
Your brother's bewitched by a female ghost
What? How absurd!
It's true
You believe me now
I only believe myself
I also feel something's gone wrong lately
Lots of eerie happenings!
Could it be ghost?
I haven't seen it myself
Could it have avoided you?
Right you are
Well, let's hurry back
Wait
This talisman is powerful
Men are horrible and ghosts are more so
Right
Glad you're back. I waited the whole night
Don't care, I'll fix everything
Brother, what are you looking for?
I'm no good
Have you picked up a girl?
Let's talk about it later
Don't be nervous
She's a ghost
A ghost? Where?
Hit her, hit her
He wants you to hit her
Hit her
Why me?
Sorry, brother, it's better to let you die
Take care of him.
I'll finish off that ghost
Whatever happens, don't open the door
I'll take good care of him
Well, it's safer to post the talisman
Don't worry, I'll fix it
Nothing scares ghosts more
than light. I must get ready
What's it?
Brother, she's a ghost
Let me go, let me go quickly
Ghost? Where's she?
Look, he's bewitched again
Keep calm, brother, I'll
go and finish her off
You're safe with a tallsmen
Brother
Keep away!
Keep away!
You can't scare me!
What's he doing?
He wants to go out
Be patient, I'll kill her. Watch him for me
Remember to keep the door locked
Wait
Keep away
Why is the TV set on?
Mr. Ma
Keep away
Are you afraid?
Let me go in. time's running out
What are you doing?
Look's changed, there's no more hope
You can't scare me with that
Keep away
Brother, help!
I'm trying to! Quiet!
Keep away!
Brother
Brother, come in, help!
Brother
Keep calm, I'll cope with her
Not her
Don't move!
Brother, it's her!
I know, I'm getting rid of her
She can't wreak havoc when the day breaks
Watch out
Don't move
You're a ghost too?
Stab at her chest
Stab the sword at her
I can't hold on, you do it
What are you doing?
Come here
Stab her!
I can't do anything tonight
See how you'll protect him tomorrow night
Good, everything's okay now
But she might come again tomorrow night
With this sword, I have no fear
Your thing is good for nothing
Tomorrow night's her death anniversary.
She'll take Ken's life for sure
I have a way out
Let me go
That looks like a man
Not yet fixed?
I'm already fixing it
Hurry up! It'll be too
late when the day breaks
Are you sure you want to go?
I'll vanish if I don't
You can't see me anymore then
In fact, the TV set's OK
If that thing comes tonight
turn on the TV set
Then I'll come to help you
How's it now?
How's it now?
You've been turning a deaf ear
To what I told you the whole night
The Beauty Pageant is
getting worse each time
Don't stall for time.
Can you do anything?
If I can't, you wouldn't have come to me
To catch ghosts,
one must be calm, tough and precise
You must trust me
Don't worry when I'm in charge
I'm almost sure in ghost-catching
Let me change first
It means more harm than good
Ken, have you drawn up the curtain?
Yes
Is seems we're in for trouble
What now?
Apply glutinous rice powder all over you
Then we're invisible to that thing
Idiot
You idiot
Vermillion mixed with glutinous
rice blinds the ghosts
Have you heard of it?
No
Nor have!
I concocted this only
After a long time
It means a wild guess then
How can we trust you then?
There's no scientific basis
Has the existence of ghosts
any scientific basis?
No
What are you doing?
If you don't trust me
I'll pack up and leave
You'll suffer then, not me
Brother, it's better to
take chances than to die
Do you trust me?
We have no choice now
Can you see me?
No
Of course, you don't
Brother, can you see me?
No, only a tile white
Can that thing see us?
If she does, she sees us for sure
If she doesn't, she doesn't see us for sure
Right
Glutinous rice counters a ghost, it works
Where are you going?
That thing's coming
Why worry? We're invisible
Hush! We'd better hide
Good-looking only?
It works
Chan, she really can't see us
Don't worry
She really can't see us?
I already said it works
Come out quickly. I know where you are
Come out quickly
Your bottom
My bottom?
Not you
Pull down the curtain
Luckily I got off quickly
I kept quite when she kicked me hard
Great
You've sweated much
I'd be finished if she saw me
Just wipe it off
You, too
She couldn't see me face to face, brother
I give up, it's no fun
You fooled us,
we're now like snowmen
You think it's now Christmas?
It's a flop. What now?
Keep calm, and forget what has happened
I can't do anything
Pretend to be on top. She'll be afraid
It won't work: What now?
Your head's white. What now?
You go first if you get the chance
What did you say?
Make a clean pair of heels, it's no fun
What? You've made fun of us the whole night
I lent you $20 for comics
You can tell ghost stories on TV today?
Would you have your day today?
Because I can't see,
you combined to fool me
Have you no heart?
Come on
If you don't play along, why should I stay?
I'd better leave
Chan, keep calm, sit down
What now?
I'll withstand from behind
It would be trouble if you can't
It's going to be all right.
Too many men will ruin things
One person less, the less danger
Right
You withstand her first.
I'll switch on the TV
Brother
Brother, switch on the TV
Come on!
Well, are you all right?
Yes
Go now
Tse, chow, yun, mow
I'm Ken
You scared me. Where was I?
I don't know
What time is it now?
Going on twelve
Pull up the curtain at once
When then hour's passed
we can't wipe her out
Hurry up
Ken, help me, quick!
Brother
Brother, don't give up
Brother
Remember you're a fireman?
Chicken
I remember now
Hot, hot
Eat
Okay
Not this way, eat, eat
The whole one, eat quickly
Eat quickly
What do you remember?
Chickens, girls
Eat now
Girls, chickens
I like to eat chickens, girls
Girls, no...
girls, girls
I like to eat chickens
Eat
Good, God's on my side
If I remember correctly
there was thunderstorm too
When that girl died 30 years ago
I wanted you to look after my brother only
He's lost his soul, not his memory
His soul entered that female
ghost 30 years ago
Why is this house decorated
like that of the 50's?
Could any of your doctor
revive your brother?
If it was not decorated like that age
He can't get back his soul
Could it be your imagination?
Stop nagging if you want him to recover
If I remember correctly
It should be 14/7/50
What time is it now?
1:13 a.m.
It's the right time
Switch on the television
Break into the fire
What are you doing here?
Don't go in, or you'll die
Never mind me
"Fan Li-hua, hold your steps"
"Ignore him and go forth"
"Step by step, stop and stop"
"Step by step, forth with you go"
"Bad! One wrong move and you're through"
"Keep the morale high"
"O Damn! I'm at my wit's end"
You'll die if you go in
"A false move, watch for my ire"
"You don't listen: I'm in a rage"
"You'll die if you go"
Ling
Can you remember how you died?
I'll be finished if you stay. Get away
"Attack! Over there! For glory!"
"Raze the enemy's barracks"
"Make you the eyeless fly"
"Regretting the day you were born"
"Ting Shan has hurt the morale"
"His complaints are inexcusable"
Soldiers, get rid of him
Soldiers, take him to
the Tower for discipline
Yes, General
Hold it!
I told you to hold it
Ling
Acting
What for?
Acting
What for?
Fing
Fing?
Fing
Fire!
Help!
Ling
Help!
Help, help!
Help!
Don't worry, I'll help you
Ling
Run, it's dangerous
Ling
Show me your hand
Let's go
Where to?
Go out
Get going
Chan, they can't come out
I sent him in without knowing how
It would be trouble if he can get out
Are you all right?
Break through again
Chan, they're coming again, do something
Try to break open the TV set
What if we can't?
You'll lose a brother then
We must take chances
I don't want to see it
Eat
It'll be nice to have such a wife
I'll get you into the TV set
Brother, her figure's first class
Don't watch TV now, see movies