Bunker Hill Bunny (1950) - full transcript

Sam Von Schamm The Hessian and Bugs Bunny fight it out in the little known American Revolutionary War Battle of Bagle Heights.

[trumpet music]

[orchestra music]

[explosion]

[explosion]

[gun shots]

[explosion]

[gunshots continue]

[explosion]

[gunshots continue]

[cannon shots]

pop-pop

[canon shots]

pop-pop

[canon shots]

[cricket chirping]

Ahoy there.

'Enemy ahoy'

[munching]

What's up, doc?

[munching continues]

A rabbit?

Ah, ha, ha, ha.

A rabbit.

Yes

Eh, ha, ha, ha, ha.

A rabbit.

And just who

do you think you are?

Who am I?

I'm Sam Von Schamm. The Hessian.

That's who I am.

And I've got you

outnumbered, 1-to-1.

Surrender or die, rabbit!

Just a minute,

Von Schamm. The Hessian.

This happens to be me

native soil and I like it.

In fact, I love it.

Muah.

And no Hessian oppression

is gonna put me of in it.

Now, just try and take it.

Then prepare

to defend yourself, rabbit.

(Sam Von Schamm)

'Charge!'

[drum beats]

[beats continue]

[cannon shot]

[muffled drum beats]

[cannon shots]

Charge!

Charge!

[orchestra music]

ee-ooo-oo

ee-ooo-oo

ee-ooo-oo

ee-ooo-oo

(Bugs Bunny)

'Yoo-hoo, Mr. Enemy.'

Argh! Charge!

Charge!

[orchestra music]

ee-ooo-oo

ee-ooo-oo

ee-ooo-oo

ee-ooo-oo

Charge!

[door creaking]

[drum roll]

Retreat!

[cannon shot]

[explosion]

You ornery fur-bearing rebel.

You'll pay for this.

[bomb sizzling]

[wind whistling]

clink.

I got it, I got it,

I got it, I got it.

[explosion]

You better say your prayers,

you flea-bitten varmint.

I'm a-gonna blow ya

to smithereenies.

Ah, your brother

blows bubble gum!

[orchestra music]

clink

thump-thump-thump-thump

So long, rabbit.

kaboom

Eh, the old pepper right down

the old alley, boy!

kaboom

kaboom

Oh, the old pitching

right up.

Lets see what you got

in the old cannon ball, kid.

kaboom

Do-o-oah.

kaboom

Right down

the old grummerrow, boy!

kaboom

kaboom-pop

[orchestra music]

pop

kaboom

[digging]

[crumbling]

click

[explosion]

[violin music]

[music]

[chuckling]

[fire sizzling]

[munching]

tiss

click

[fire crackling]

[fast music]

[music continues]

[fire crackling]

[explosion]

I'm a Hessian

without no aggression.

If you can't beat 'em,

join 'em.

[marching band music]