Bugs Bunny Rides Again (1948) - full transcript
Yosemite Sam is a-lookin' for any varmint what dares to tame him. And Bugs is just the varmint.
["The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"
playing]
["William Tell Overture"
by Rossini playing]
[guns firing]
ting ting
ting ting
screech
[gunshot]
[crowd shouting]
- Yosemite Sam!
- It's Yosemite Sam!
- 'Yosemite Sam!'
- 'Yosemite Sam!'
Yeah, Yosemite Sam.
The roughest, toughest
he-man stuffest hombre
that's ever crossed
the Rio Grande.
An' I ain't no namby-pamby.
Now, all of you skunks,
clear out of here!
[gunshots]
My, weren't there
a lot of skunks in here?
[gunshots]
ting ting ting
ting ting ting
Now, be there any living varmint
as aims to try to tame me?
Well, be there?
[intense music]
I aims to.
clink clink clink
Hah, just like
Gary Cooper, huh?
clink clink clink
nibbling
Eh..
- What's up, doc?
- What's up, doc?
Listen, stranger,
this town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
It ain't?
Pardon me, Mac.
bang bang bang
Now is it big enough?
No, still ain't big enough.
And now, you're
gettin' out of town.
- Oh, no I ain't!
- Oh, yes you are!
- Oh, no I ain't!
- Oh, yes you are!
Oh, no I ain't!
ting
[gunshots]
Alright now,
you wise guy, dance!
[gunshots]
[upbeat music]
tap tap tap
[gunshot]
[music continues]
Take it, Sam.
[music continues]
tap tap tap
thud thud thud
crash
Tsk tsk tsk.
Poor little maroon.
So trusting, so naive.
Start walking, you doggone,
long-eared galoot!
Just a minute, partner,
you can't talk to me like that.
Them's fightin' words.
Yeah, them's fightin' words.
I dare you
to step over this line.
Okay, I'm a-steppin'.
I dare you
to step over this one.
This one.
This one.
That one.
That one.
This one.
[dramatic music]
You know, sometimes me
conscience kinda bothers me.
But not this time.
thud
[gunshots]
clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop
["William Tell Overture"
by Rossini playing]
screech
[music continues]
thud
thud thud
[horse neighing]
[music continues]
screech
screech
screech
Hey, wait a minute, Sam.
We ain't getting nowheres.
We're right back
where we started.
Say, you're plumb
right, varmint.
Eh, tell you what we'll do.
We'll make like
the Western pictures
and play cards and the loser
gets out of town.
You're on!
Gin rummy's my game, Sam.
Okay, cut the cards.
snip
Not thataway,
you darn galoot.
tick tick tick
Your first play.
Come on, put down a card.
Alright, alright, don't rush me!
I'm a-thinking!
And my head hurts.
Uh-huh.
Yeah yeah yeah,
that's it.
Gin! You lose!
So long. Goodbye.
Have a nice trip.
Be sure to wear your overshoes
going through Chicago.
Don't forget to write
once in a while.
[whistling]
Taxi.
Taxi!
Hurry up, in you go.
Eh, to the station, Mac.
[upbeat music]
Well, goodbye.
Bon voyage, Sammy.
[peppy music]
[babbling]
[dramatic music]
hoot hoot
["Aloha Oe" playing]
So long, Sammy!
See you in Miami.
hoot hoot
["The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"
playing]
playing]
["William Tell Overture"
by Rossini playing]
[guns firing]
ting ting
ting ting
screech
[gunshot]
[crowd shouting]
- Yosemite Sam!
- It's Yosemite Sam!
- 'Yosemite Sam!'
- 'Yosemite Sam!'
Yeah, Yosemite Sam.
The roughest, toughest
he-man stuffest hombre
that's ever crossed
the Rio Grande.
An' I ain't no namby-pamby.
Now, all of you skunks,
clear out of here!
[gunshots]
My, weren't there
a lot of skunks in here?
[gunshots]
ting ting ting
ting ting ting
Now, be there any living varmint
as aims to try to tame me?
Well, be there?
[intense music]
I aims to.
clink clink clink
Hah, just like
Gary Cooper, huh?
clink clink clink
nibbling
Eh..
- What's up, doc?
- What's up, doc?
Listen, stranger,
this town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
It ain't?
Pardon me, Mac.
bang bang bang
Now is it big enough?
No, still ain't big enough.
And now, you're
gettin' out of town.
- Oh, no I ain't!
- Oh, yes you are!
- Oh, no I ain't!
- Oh, yes you are!
Oh, no I ain't!
ting
[gunshots]
Alright now,
you wise guy, dance!
[gunshots]
[upbeat music]
tap tap tap
[gunshot]
[music continues]
Take it, Sam.
[music continues]
tap tap tap
thud thud thud
crash
Tsk tsk tsk.
Poor little maroon.
So trusting, so naive.
Start walking, you doggone,
long-eared galoot!
Just a minute, partner,
you can't talk to me like that.
Them's fightin' words.
Yeah, them's fightin' words.
I dare you
to step over this line.
Okay, I'm a-steppin'.
I dare you
to step over this one.
This one.
This one.
That one.
That one.
This one.
[dramatic music]
You know, sometimes me
conscience kinda bothers me.
But not this time.
thud
[gunshots]
clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop
["William Tell Overture"
by Rossini playing]
screech
[music continues]
thud
thud thud
[horse neighing]
[music continues]
screech
screech
screech
Hey, wait a minute, Sam.
We ain't getting nowheres.
We're right back
where we started.
Say, you're plumb
right, varmint.
Eh, tell you what we'll do.
We'll make like
the Western pictures
and play cards and the loser
gets out of town.
You're on!
Gin rummy's my game, Sam.
Okay, cut the cards.
snip
Not thataway,
you darn galoot.
tick tick tick
Your first play.
Come on, put down a card.
Alright, alright, don't rush me!
I'm a-thinking!
And my head hurts.
Uh-huh.
Yeah yeah yeah,
that's it.
Gin! You lose!
So long. Goodbye.
Have a nice trip.
Be sure to wear your overshoes
going through Chicago.
Don't forget to write
once in a while.
[whistling]
Taxi.
Taxi!
Hurry up, in you go.
Eh, to the station, Mac.
[upbeat music]
Well, goodbye.
Bon voyage, Sammy.
[peppy music]
[babbling]
[dramatic music]
hoot hoot
["Aloha Oe" playing]
So long, Sammy!
See you in Miami.
hoot hoot
["The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"
playing]