Buckaroo Bugs (1944) - full transcript
Bugs is the Masked Marauder, a carrot thief whom Brooklyn's Red Hot Ryder must try to bring to justice.
[instrumental music]
(male narrator)
Our story, begins
when the west was young.
And early pioneers settled down
to never more roam.
And made the sand
Fernando valley their home.
[woman screaming]
boom
[gunfire]
'The Masked Marauder,
strikes again!'
- 'There he goes!'
- 'Catch him!'
(female #1)
- He punched me.
- Stop him.
- 'Around that corner.'
- 'He got away with everything''
(male #2)
'What did he get?
All the money from the bank?'
(male #3)
'No! All the carrots,
from our victory garden.'
(male #3)
'The side winding
bush whacker!'
The Masked Marauder,
strikes again!
How long will
this fair-weather fiend
The Masked Marauder,
be allowed to roam at will?
Dragging in the mud, the name
of justice and decency.
There is one man..
...and he alone can and will
challenge and destroy
the name and person
of the Masked Marauder.
Yes, one man
and one man only.
Who can single-handed
rid us of this rodent.
Out of the West..
...Brooklyn's famous
fighting cowboy
riding to right this wrong
ride's Red Hot Ryder!
[instrumental music]
(Red Ryder)
Whoa, horsey!
(Red Ryder)
Whoa, horsey!
(Red Ryder)
Whoa! Whoa!
(Red Ryder)
Oh, come on now, horsey!
Whoa-ho!
Please, horsey.
Please, whoa.
Pretty please.
Oh, come on, horsey.
Whoa!
Doggone it now, horsey.
Won't you please? Whoa!
Whoa-whoa!
Oh, come on. Whoa!
[horse's shoes clopping]
[instrumental music continues]
crash
[ambient music]
Well, here I am.
Tu tu tu tu ru tu
Tud rup tu ru
chomp chomp chomp
[giggles]
Get him.
[laughing]
A fugitive from
the funny papers.
[laughing]
Wait till I find
that Masked Marauder!
I'm a-gonna murder him, see!
I'm a-gonna murder him.
"Murder," he says!
Ha ha ha.
Oh, he wants to
play cops and robbers, eh?
Okay, he'll be the cop.
And I'll be
the bad wittle wobber.
dong
Stick 'em up or
I'll blow your brains out.
Well, now that's
mighty neighborly of you.
vzzzzt
clink clang clink
clink clang clink clang clink
Hey!
thud
Hey! That was
the Masked Marauder.
[dramatic music]
chomp chomp chomp
Eh?
chomp chomp chomp
What's up, doc?
I'm a-hunting for
the Masked Marauder.
Have you seen him?
chomp chomp chomp
chomp chomp chomp
Hey, do you mean
a guy what wears
a mask, like this?
chomp chomp chomp
rattle
And he-he
sticks you up like this?
tup
rattle
And he robs you like this?
vzzzzt
clink clang clink
swash
And he makes like this?
Bang!
dong
rattle
Yup, that's him all right.
Uh-uh, nope.
No, I ain't seen him.
[train horn bellowing]
Uh-oh! The 5:15!
Pardon me a minute, partner.
Tu tu tu tu ru tu
(Bugs)
'Pull over to the curb.
This is a stick-up!'
bang-bang
[imitating people screaming]
[gunfire]
[ringing the train bell]
[screaming]
The Masked Marauder
just robbed the 5:15!
The Masked Marauder.
Which way did he go, pard?
- Which way did he go?
- He went that-a way.
Well, gee, thanks a lot, pard.
Thanks a lot.
rattle
clank
tinkle
prrrbt
Get along, horsey.
Giddy up, horsey.
Hi-oh, horsey!
Get along, little doggie.
Giddy up. Giddy up.
Atta horsey.
Look at me go! Look at me go!
Hey, look at me,
I'm a-riding side saddle!
I'm a-riding side saddle!
Well, I am!
bash
bong-dong
flap flap flap
thup
rap-rap rap-rap
bang!
chomp chomp chomp
puh puh puh
plonk
crash
crunch
Telegram from
the Masked Marauder.
doing
Howdy, doody!
Which one of you characters
is Red Hot Ryder?
[stammering]
Me.
(Bugs Bunny)
Eh, here you are, doc.
"To Red Hot Ryder."
That's me!
That's me! That's me!
"Roses are red.
Violets are pink.
Flowers smell good.
But you sure.."
I sure what?
Stink, you fool!
Stink!
dong
[gun shots]
So long, flattop!
[Bugs laughing]
[chokes]
The Masked Marauder!
[dramatic music]
Which way did he go, pard?
Which way did he go?
Quick, follow me!
He went this-a way.
whistle
[hooves tapping]
Over here!
toing
Over there!
rap-rap rap-rap
No-no-no!
Here!
No-no-no!
There!
[music continues]
[dramatic music]
yowl
[dramatic music]
[blowing]
Woah!
crash
(Red Ryder)
'Hey-oh!'
'Do you know what, horsey?'
'I believe our friend was
really the Masked Marauder!'
That's right! That's right!
You win the $64 question!
Ha-ha.
Good night, sweet prince.
mwah
[instrumental music]
That's all folks!
(male narrator)
Our story, begins
when the west was young.
And early pioneers settled down
to never more roam.
And made the sand
Fernando valley their home.
[woman screaming]
boom
[gunfire]
'The Masked Marauder,
strikes again!'
- 'There he goes!'
- 'Catch him!'
(female #1)
- He punched me.
- Stop him.
- 'Around that corner.'
- 'He got away with everything''
(male #2)
'What did he get?
All the money from the bank?'
(male #3)
'No! All the carrots,
from our victory garden.'
(male #3)
'The side winding
bush whacker!'
The Masked Marauder,
strikes again!
How long will
this fair-weather fiend
The Masked Marauder,
be allowed to roam at will?
Dragging in the mud, the name
of justice and decency.
There is one man..
...and he alone can and will
challenge and destroy
the name and person
of the Masked Marauder.
Yes, one man
and one man only.
Who can single-handed
rid us of this rodent.
Out of the West..
...Brooklyn's famous
fighting cowboy
riding to right this wrong
ride's Red Hot Ryder!
[instrumental music]
(Red Ryder)
Whoa, horsey!
(Red Ryder)
Whoa, horsey!
(Red Ryder)
Whoa! Whoa!
(Red Ryder)
Oh, come on now, horsey!
Whoa-ho!
Please, horsey.
Please, whoa.
Pretty please.
Oh, come on, horsey.
Whoa!
Doggone it now, horsey.
Won't you please? Whoa!
Whoa-whoa!
Oh, come on. Whoa!
[horse's shoes clopping]
[instrumental music continues]
crash
[ambient music]
Well, here I am.
Tu tu tu tu ru tu
Tud rup tu ru
chomp chomp chomp
[giggles]
Get him.
[laughing]
A fugitive from
the funny papers.
[laughing]
Wait till I find
that Masked Marauder!
I'm a-gonna murder him, see!
I'm a-gonna murder him.
"Murder," he says!
Ha ha ha.
Oh, he wants to
play cops and robbers, eh?
Okay, he'll be the cop.
And I'll be
the bad wittle wobber.
dong
Stick 'em up or
I'll blow your brains out.
Well, now that's
mighty neighborly of you.
vzzzzt
clink clang clink
clink clang clink clang clink
Hey!
thud
Hey! That was
the Masked Marauder.
[dramatic music]
chomp chomp chomp
Eh?
chomp chomp chomp
What's up, doc?
I'm a-hunting for
the Masked Marauder.
Have you seen him?
chomp chomp chomp
chomp chomp chomp
Hey, do you mean
a guy what wears
a mask, like this?
chomp chomp chomp
rattle
And he-he
sticks you up like this?
tup
rattle
And he robs you like this?
vzzzzt
clink clang clink
swash
And he makes like this?
Bang!
dong
rattle
Yup, that's him all right.
Uh-uh, nope.
No, I ain't seen him.
[train horn bellowing]
Uh-oh! The 5:15!
Pardon me a minute, partner.
Tu tu tu tu ru tu
(Bugs)
'Pull over to the curb.
This is a stick-up!'
bang-bang
[imitating people screaming]
[gunfire]
[ringing the train bell]
[screaming]
The Masked Marauder
just robbed the 5:15!
The Masked Marauder.
Which way did he go, pard?
- Which way did he go?
- He went that-a way.
Well, gee, thanks a lot, pard.
Thanks a lot.
rattle
clank
tinkle
prrrbt
Get along, horsey.
Giddy up, horsey.
Hi-oh, horsey!
Get along, little doggie.
Giddy up. Giddy up.
Atta horsey.
Look at me go! Look at me go!
Hey, look at me,
I'm a-riding side saddle!
I'm a-riding side saddle!
Well, I am!
bash
bong-dong
flap flap flap
thup
rap-rap rap-rap
bang!
chomp chomp chomp
puh puh puh
plonk
crash
crunch
Telegram from
the Masked Marauder.
doing
Howdy, doody!
Which one of you characters
is Red Hot Ryder?
[stammering]
Me.
(Bugs Bunny)
Eh, here you are, doc.
"To Red Hot Ryder."
That's me!
That's me! That's me!
"Roses are red.
Violets are pink.
Flowers smell good.
But you sure.."
I sure what?
Stink, you fool!
Stink!
dong
[gun shots]
So long, flattop!
[Bugs laughing]
[chokes]
The Masked Marauder!
[dramatic music]
Which way did he go, pard?
Which way did he go?
Quick, follow me!
He went this-a way.
whistle
[hooves tapping]
Over here!
toing
Over there!
rap-rap rap-rap
No-no-no!
Here!
No-no-no!
There!
[music continues]
[dramatic music]
yowl
[dramatic music]
[blowing]
Woah!
crash
(Red Ryder)
'Hey-oh!'
'Do you know what, horsey?'
'I believe our friend was
really the Masked Marauder!'
That's right! That's right!
You win the $64 question!
Ha-ha.
Good night, sweet prince.
mwah
[instrumental music]
That's all folks!