Buba (2022) - full transcript

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I have never understood
why fairy tales actually exist.

Are they meant to teach you something
or are they just told for fun?

My grandma always used to say,
life is just like a fairy tale.

Hmm!

Yes, just as cruel.

And she was right.

- At least, as far as my life is concerned.
- Br-r-r-r.

In the end, all that matters is

whether you're Little Red Riding Hood
or the Big Bad Wolf.

5 YEARS LATER



This is my turf.

I'm not gonna be messed around
by some high school kids.

Stop! Don't!

Guys, beginning to spoil
all the fun, you know.

You come here with this stupid garden n...

- Is he dead?
- No idea.

Fuck! Shouldn't we put him
in the recovery position?

- His brains are on the wall.
- Call the police.

Again, his brains are on the wall.

It was suicide. We're leaving.

But he didn't do it on purpose.

It's only us who know that!

Look, Buba was a small-time criminal.

Someone who lived completely alone
on a remote horse ranch.



I would have committed suicide.

I've actually never seen him with anyone.

No friends or family or...
He really didn't have anyone.

Yeah.

Yeah, everyone will just think
that he put an end to his pathetic life.

I mean, does he look like a happy person?

Yeah, okay, this is not the best
moment to judge that, you little pricks.

Of course I'm a happy person.

CHAPTER ONE
A PRETTY UNHAPPY CHILDHOOD

I was a completely normal boy.

Jakob Otto.

The only thing I had in common
with fairy-tale characters

was that my parents
were almost never home,

so I was brought up by my grandma.

And now it goes snip and snap,
and with the scissors...

Grandma Ingrid. She was just
like the witch in the gingerbread house.

- Oh.
- Only she was shit at baking.

My only ally was my brother, Dante.

At Grandma's, all we got were
original German fairy tales.

None of that soppy Disney stuff.

She liked it the most when, as punishment,

someone got burned
or had something cut off.

Not just in fairy tales either.

If it tastes too good,
then you get stomach ache afterwards.

She was convinced that, eventually,
you pay for everything good in life.

- Good German upbringing.
- Who was it?

♪ Ah yeah! ♪

But you don't really have to pay
for the best things in life.

Except maybe with your body.

He's not in his room either!

- Jakob!
- Jakob.

BREAKDANCE COMPETITION

Your uncle is only
going to be buried once!

Just you wait till we get back!

This was the day
my life changed forever.

Woo!

I won.

Yes!

And not just against anyone.

This blond boy here
was just visiting his grandma

and actually came from America,

the birthplace of breakdance. Yeah!

On this day, I was better than him.

Better than Leonardo DiCaprio.

- How long have you been dancing?
- It really happened. Google it.

Well, Leo,
who's King of the World now?

It was the happiest moment of my life.

And no sign of stomach ache.

The only things in my stomach
were butterflies.

Big, fat ones.

There's been a car accident.

Your father is dead.

Your mother is dead.

And Dante is lying in a coma!

What have you been doing?

I hope the fun was worth it.

So Grandma was right.

It was obvious.

Whenever things are going well for me,
bad things happen.

So I had to make sure I felt bad.

No matter what.

And when I feel bad...

...good things happen.

- Dante.
- Hey there, man.

Ah, let me explain.

Dante had only just survived.

Since being in a coma,
he developed Foreign Accent Syndrome,

a rare neurological illness which
can occur after a traumatic brain injury.

There's a woman in Norway
who, since suffering a brain injury,

now only speaks with a German accent,

although she can't speak any German.

Speaking with an American accent
is punishment enough, but Dante also had...

Myalgic encephalomyelitis,

hypothyroidism,
progressive muscular dystrophy,

and a very mild case of PTSD.

So that Dante could enjoy his life
to some extent,

I promised him
I would stay miserable forever.

And to be sure
that I was really miserable,

I kept a record of all the bad
and unpleasant things.

My negative account.

A sort of savings account for shit.

Disneyland, we really need
to go there sometime, huh, Jakob?

I gave up all my dreams.

From now on, my life was just a quest
for unpleasant experiences.

It was obvious that Grandma Ingrid
would be leaving us sooner or later.

Yeah.

Dante became the only family I had left.

Sometimes you have to suffer
for your family.

Fucking hell!

You need to watch where you're going,
my friend.

It's fine, don't worry about it.

- Hey, not so fast.
- Who are you?

This is a 20 zone,
you were going too fast.

No way. And even if I was...

I'm calling the police.
You are gonna lose your license.

What a shame for your business.

Yeah, but even if he was going
a bit too fast, I'm not hurt, I'm good.

Yeah, for now. Your body's
been pumped full of adrenaline.

That'll disappear in half an hour,
and then what?

Boom! Paralysed forever.

- No, that's not true.
- That is not true.

It's better if we let
the authorities decide that.

- I hope you like riding a bike.
- Just hold on a minute there.

- Hmm.
- Maybe we can sort this out another way.

Yeah, but maybe the gentleman's right
and we should just call the police.

Hey, it's good, it's good. Hmm?

You should at least give
the emergency doctor a call.

I'll need to see a doctor, of course.

Okay.

Up until this point in my life,

- I was a happy person.
- Yep.

I mean, I wasn't Hansel lucky
from the German fairy tale,

but I was definitely happier
than Rumpelstiltskin.

And he didn't even have a brother.

As far as I know.

Who is it?

It's just like
I always tell you, Jakob.

Invest in yourself,
work for yourself and you...

Reward yourself.

- Hmm, that's good.
- Oh, my balls.

I did promise
it would be unpleasant for you today.

- And the best is yet to come.
- I thought it were this one here.

Yeah, it is,
but we need a mare to get him going.

Allow me to introduce...

Princess Ute.

Okay, I've got him. How do I do it?

You know, the normal way. Hmm?

Look. Oh, Black Caviar's mother
died very young.

No wonder the horse is such a winner.

It's like that
with successful guys,

like us or Walt Disney, for example.

Did you know Walt's mother died
because of a gas leak

in the house he himself gave to her?

- Really?
- Yeah.

Then he ended up building his
entire career on a lot of dead mothers.

Bambi: dead mother.

Beauty and the Beast: dead mother.

Pinocchio: no mother present. Ariel...

Pinocchio is a puppet,
they never have mothers.

Finding Nemo: dead mother.

The Fox and the Hound: dead mother.

Cinderella: dead mother.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: dead mother.

Snow White: dead mother.

The Lion King too. Dead mo... Wait.

It was completely different with that one.

You know, Simba's mother was actually...

I think we're almost done here.

He's quick, our Black Caviar.
Right, Ute?

The contact I have is paying us
7,000 euros per shot.

At those prices,
I'll be a millionaire in a month.

Oh, yeah, that's some profit.

SKIMMED AND SKIMMED OFF.
SPERM ROBBERY IN LAUTERSHEIM.

Today we'll be discussing
a sperm robbery in Lautersheim.

Don't worry, it was only a horse.

The unexpected often happens!

Yeah,
the horse can't complain.

THIEF SINGLE-HANDEDLY
REMOVES ATM MACHINE

Some listeners,
you can't work out.

The collector had
a mess on his hands.

A chocolate mess!

EGG THIEF!
VALUABLE COLLECTION GONE

LUGGAGE TROLLEY
STOLEN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

SICK FOR A LIVING

NO EASY HAUL

40 RATS KILLED WITH BARE HANDS

BOLD THEFT OF HENS

ANIMAL THIEF WITH A WHEELBARROW

Better ways of stealing a donkey.

There've been a few strange incidents.

So, give us a call
if you hear any suspicious...

...anywhere.

...grabbed
two jam-packed luggage trolleys.

Police are asking
for anyone with information

to please get in touch.

More and more birds
are taking antidepressants.

What? Antidepressants?

Well, not by choice.

Because more people
are taking these pills,

they're now in our drinking water.

And from there it ends up...
first in the worms, then in the birds.

And how are the birds doing?

It says they're snacking more.

They're in a good mood, aren't they?
I'd snack all day as well.

That's the asshole, that's the one.

This is the asshole. They're in cahoots!

Jakob, I think the gentleman here
would like his money returned.

What's with the Happy Hippos?

They're not all Happy Hippos.

A hippo is a hippo.

But this, for example, is a Bingo Bird.

Cute!
With the tennis racket and everything.

Yeah, of course.

Nowadays for the dark blue
vanity Smurf with the silver mirror,

you can get 6,000 euros.

And you have that Smurf, or what?

Maybe I do.

I'd need to look.

It's actually mine.

The vanity Smurf.

Good. Are we done here or...?

Nuh-uh.

- You've got an appointment with the boss.
- Hmm.

Dante and I had already done
quite a few shady deals.

But until then, we'd only ever heard about

these organised crime families
on the radio.

These were real criminals.

It was a full-time job for them.

Always with a knife in their hands.

And at their head...

a powerful boss.

Doro.

Asshole.

Classic power move.

Who eats cake at this time of night?

That's exactly the point.

If the boss feels like having cake,
then the boss gets cake.

Who gives a shit what time it is?

How old do you think she was? 80?
Think she's already chosen her successor?

Okay, listen here.

Doro's made a decision, and you need
to stop pulling that shit around here.

This is our turf now.

And when you say "your turf",
what exactly do you mean?

What don't you get, our turf?

100 kilometres?

Got it, sounds fair.

So, in future, no more fake car accidents,

Jakob, yeah?

Okay, sounds fair to me too.

It's not just the accidents.

I think we're almost done here.

That guy doesn't have any hair on
the back of his head, so it can't be me.

No, that could... that could be anyone.

He's quick, our Black Caviar.

My Grandpa Zef...

...was a crazy football fan.

In '63, Albania played
in Euros for first time.

Course, Grandpa went straight to stadium.

Well, in that game,
Albania only scored one goal.

Panajot Pano in third minute, it was.

Do you know where Zef were at that moment?

- Hmm?
- In the loo.

Hmm.

It were diarrhoea.

And Zef was so angry, course!

And then after the game, he went back
to restaurant where he'd eaten before.

He then took this knife and stabbed
the chef direct in his left eye.

Br-r-r-r-r! Just so.

See this dent here? Huh?

That's where the tip of the knife

actually hit the back
of the poor chef's skull.

From within.

Oh.

You wouldn't want
Grandpa Zef's fancy knife

to get another dent now, would you?

Would you rather have this one
or the one that still has all its wheels?

I'll take the one with the uncomfortable
strap that cuts into your hand.

Let's take our time and think
about whether we really need to move away.

All our valuables are here.

Of course we have to leave.

You know exactly what will happen
if I don't regularly...

Yeah, I know, I know!

Actually, you don't.

We have to make sure things are bad for me
so that you're okay.

Sometimes I wish I had
chronic conditions just like you,

then I'd be off the hook.

Yeah? And why have I got them?

Asshole.

Let me do it.

Look...

What if maybe we stayed and offered
to work with the Albanians? Hmm?

Work for the mafia, what do you mean?

Not for the mafia.
I mean with them, you and me.

They're criminals.

So are we.

Yeah, but they're in
a completely different league.

Yeah, but they're in
a completely different league.

Maybe the time has come
for the Ottos to think bigger.

Think big!

Yes, we can!

California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Hollywood!

You know very well,
I can't let myself think like that.

Disneyland.

You've still got it.

We always wanted to go there.

But if we keep thinking small time,
we'll never get anywhere.

I heard at Disneyland, they have
a Mount Everest roller coaster now.

And there's a 20-foot-tall yeti.

He's called Harold.

And with the Albanians,

it's a whole different type of business.

Real mafia stuff.

It's hard, dark Albanian shit.

We'll do it for a few months, and then
your negative account will be so full,

- you can do whatever you want to.
- Mm-hmm.

And then we can go and shake hands

with Yeti Harold in California in person.
What do you say, huh?

Yeah, I don't think
you're allowed to touch him.

And anyway,
I don't want to work for the mafia.

Just take some time to think about it.

Sometimes you have to look at a crisis
as an opportunity.

Little bit of pain equals small reward.

- Bigger pain...
- Bigger rewards.

Huh.

Argh!

You're supposed to jump, man.

- Come on!
- Quick, jump!

Come on, down here!

What's he doing?

Not there!

Are you crazy?

Ah, we'll continue this at, uh, 4 o'clock.

I'm good, I'm still alive.

Dad, this is really boring.

Spare any change for the actors?

- Thanks very much.
- It's outdated.

- Spare change?
- Huh? No thanks.

- Tight-ass.
- Hmm?

Spare change for the actors?

I'm not sure if it's working here.

They make everything safe,
they've even got extra-soft sand.

And that big round of applause
also felt pretty good.

Yeah, you don't need to tell me that.
This was your idea.

You know, when I was on fire,

because I was so hot,

I had an idea.

Why don't we move to Dubai?

Just try to imagine,

you in a Lamborghini
with air conditioning.

And me outside, on a camel.

You having fun by the pool
and me in the desert.

Really pleasant and really unpleasant
side by side all the time.

It'd be perfect for us.

Where do I get the car and the pool, huh?

You do know that in Dubai,
they'll chop off your right hand

if you go to a little market stall
and steal a half-dried date, man.

Rubbish.

So I don't even want to think about what
the penalty is for horse sperm stealing.

We are criminals, Jakob.

You want some?

No, you know I can't.

I'm really scared something bad
is gonna happen again.

Well, if we were with the Albanians, then
you wouldn't need to worry about anything.

Anyway, what was that?

Huh?

A raisin.

At least I think.

Oh, come on.

Enjoy.

Your manager is now going to take a shit.

Can the owner
of the carriage with the yellow canopy

please come and speak to us?

Otherwise, it'll be towed.

Excuse me, can you help me?
I'm looking for my mama.

I'm busy. Ask somebody else.

I thought you were the sheriff.

No, deputy sheriff.

And so what do we do?

No, I really can't.

If I help you find your mother,
it'll make me feel good,

and I can't afford
to have good feelings, so...

Nah.

What have you got against good feelings?

Whenever I feel good,
something bad happens straight after.

- That sounds stupid.
- Yep, but that's how it is.

But then you can't
ever play with friends,

or eat ice cream or dance.

Can you keep your mouth shut
and help me look?

And you also can't have a birthday party,

- or go traveling or fart in the bath.
- Hmm.

This man doesn't like good feelings.

This is the right place
for your dad, then.

This man isn't my dad, though.

Um, you don't need help, do you?

Where were you?

Come with me.

Ah, brother.

I'd slit someone's throat
to get a proper coffee,

but they don't know
what that is round here.

Ugh, the people here are so weird.

You are weird.

Jule.

- The breakdancer, Jonas.
- Exactly, yeah.

Well, Jakob, but yeah, yeah.

You know what that is, breakdancing?

- I even won...
- Yeah!

...the breakdance competition.

Here.

- Against Leonardo DiCaprio.
- DiCaprio.

Hollywood actor.

Yeah, yeah. I know the story.

Well, the bit that's interesting.

Yeah, so... so what have you been doing
these last few years?

Oh, you know...

Mum, what have you done
these last few years, huh?

Um, I haven't been here that long.

I opened a tattoo shop in Lautersheim.

You could drop by
and I'll do something nice.

Well, nicer than that disaster.

I think the disaster suits him, don't you?

- You've got a funny daughter.
- Uh, sort of.

Jakob!

Yeah, so... Oh.

- I must, um, uh...
- Jakob!

...go. I have to, uh...

Yeah, because I have to go. Bye.

- Oh, Jonas.
- Jakob.

Hmm.

Who was that?

Hmm? Tourists.
They wanted a photo with the sheriff.

Deputy sheriff.

I definitely didn't want
to put Dante's life at risk,

but Jule, she lured me in

like it was a freshly-baked
gingerbread house.

I was just having a look.

You can come in if you want.

Gesundheit.

I just happened to be walking in the area,

and I wanted to see if this was a shop.

- Uh, well, yours.
- Yes, it is.

And? Fancy it?

- What?
- Coming in.

Oh-oh-oh.

It was a... a matching tattoo.

Hmm. Poor woman.

No, not a woman, a man.

My brother. It was... his idea.

Well, congratulations.

And so how about something new?

- And what do you have?
- Uh...

Yeah, uh...

Look in here.

- You choose something.
- Okay.

Where, then?

Where will it hurt the most?

Usually where the skin is very thin,

on the elbow,
between the fingers, or foot.

Foot. Foot is great.

Pain doesn't bother me.

But when I'm in pain,
someone else feels better.

And that's why things should never be
too pleasant for me, so, um...

Well, pain is good.

Hmm!

So, is that unpleasant enough?

- And... looking good?
- Oh, yeah. I think so.

But, of course, a swastika
is a question of personal taste.

It's okay.

I've seen 10-foot-tall Russians cry
when I do the foot.

Do you think that's why
most people get tattoos, then?

Because when it's finished, you then
somehow feel like you've earned it?

No.

I think for most people it's the fact
that you can't undo it afterwards.

One decision,
and then for the rest of your life

you have a naked nun on your arse.

It looks like an old penis
with teeth.

But a nice one.

A nice old penis.

Yeah. I thought it suited you.

Pain isn't an issue for naked mole-rats
either. They don't feel anything.

I see.

Is it okay?

- Yeah.
- Where'd you park?

I came on foot.

Do you have far to go?

No, about six miles.

Take this.

It's colder now.

Come on, you've earned a bit of warmth
after that nice suffering.

Thanks. I'll bring it back, yeah.

I should think so, too.
The jacket's not a gift.

The problem with gingerbread...

is that once you've tasted it,

you can't stop.

Then you keep wanting more.

But for that to happen,

I had to urgently fill up
my shit savings account.

CHAPTER II
MORE PAIN, MORE GAIN

The Ottos with the mafia.

This is the best decision
that we will ever make.

It'll be worth your while too.

♪ I had a dream of white horses ♪

- You all right?
- Yeah, of course. Why?

♪ Wild white horses on a beach ♪

Look in the glove compartment.

The Ottos in California.

Like Arnie.

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

See? Every boss has another boss.

He'll be something like The Godfather.

The car they're driving definitely costs
more than the whole hotel.

It's obvious what's going on.

You know that'll be us soon.

Real mafia bosses.

Remember,
first impressions matter the most.

Welcome into the world of organised crime.

Are you stupid?

Nothing for me, thanks.

Just be glad that John
didn't cut off your fingers.

May I also have a piece of cake, please?

In Albania, nodding means no,
shaking your head is yeah.

Doesn't that make life complicated
all the time?

- No?
- Course.

Oh, yeah.

So you two want to join us, do you?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

- So just you?
- My brother too.

You're sure?

I thought that was
how you did it in Albania.

Yeah.

Well, then...

Ah, so, you'll start with
protection money, this is easy.

You go and visit these people once a week,

you say that we send you,
and then pick the dosh up. Alright?

My dear Doro...

my brother and I are delighted...

to be given this opportunity, this chance,

that you and your family have given us.

Because a man of the family
is always right.

"Even when he's wrong, he's right."

Al Pacino said that in Donnie Brasco.

And so...

to us!

Hmm?

This bunny hopper game
is a pain in the arse.

Don't you wanna invite someone over
from your new school?

The Wi-Fi's down again.

This isn't the countryside,
it's the fucking Middle Ages.

I could, uh... say, cook?

What? I can cook.

"Anyone can cook."

Jamie Oliver said so.

Hmm, so what you gonna cook, then,
popcorn or something?

Ooh!

- That Jakob guy came to my shop.
- The creep from Crazy Canyon?

That's right, the creep from Crazy Canyon.

And what did he want?

Tattoo on his foot.

Oh, well, at least he'll look
less creepy now.

Hey, come on, stop it! He's not that bad.

And a normal guy is quite nice
for a change.

Mum, he looks like those guys by the pool
who secretly take photos.

Who's messaging you?

- Max!
- What!

- Who are you texting?
- Who do you think I'm texting?

And don't worry,
he doesn't know where we are.

What did you say? Wait there! Shit!

And also, two years ago,
Alex was still together with us in Ibiza.

You know exactly how far...

Happy new life! That's just great, Mum.

You go and be happy with your creep.

This is the eighth collection
this week,

and nothing bad has happened yet.

The free beer at that Greek takeaway
was way too warm.

Come on. That's not how it works, is it?

Yes, I know that's not how it works.
It's going to be fine.

I can't wait to see
what we get for free this time.

I could do with a coffee.

I don't want your roof tiles
in my street.

I told you there'd be trouble
so don't be surprised

when my people come round and fuck you up.

Hey, Bechstein!

- You got a second?
- Say hi to my wife.

- So we meet again.
- What's all this, then?

It's about your monthly
service payment plan.

- For protection.
- What?

- We are now the Albanians.
- Eh?

Doro sent us.

Piss off back
to where you came from.

I've got professional support now.
They made me a real offer.

Not like the shit we get
with Doro's amateurs, eh?

Ah-ha. Go on, you can get lost now,
you losers.

Is he actually mentally disabled as well?

Should we call Doro?

- Go grab him.
- And then?

What do you think?

We can't allow that level
of disrespect, Jakob.

We are somebody now.

Think of California.

I told you to piss off.

Have you got nothing better to do?

Go throw yourself in front of a car again.

Well, don't just stand there.

Things will get really nasty.

Get off my property!

You've really got a screw loose, you have.

Stay right there, I shall pay!

Get off my property!

Is that the best you've got?

- Come on, really hit me.
- I will hit you.

Yeah, hit me.

Ooh.

Hit me.

So!

Had enough yet?

How about face? Go on, go for it.

- Smash me in the face!
- You're fucking crazy.

Yargh!

Get him! Now!

Get out here!

Smack him!

Argh! Ah! Ow.

So...

So, why don't we go collect
that cash now, Bechstein, huh?

You see, it turned out to be
a really unpleasant week after all.

Yeah, but something like that
would have to happen a lot more often

for things to work out with...
uh, Harold the Yeti.

Um?

A little tip for California.

- Oh.
- No one will notice.

With our official share,

we wouldn't even be able to get
an Elsa's frozen yogurt in Disneyland.

So...

You think it's true what he said earlier,
the roofer, about hiring other guys?

Nah, tradesmen tell lies up to six times
more often than other people.

He just wanted to get rid of us.

Come on, let me help you, Doro.

This is fantastically shit.

It were the Albanians.

I thought we were the Albanians.

No, real Albanians who work for John,

the one whose was car you ran into.

They control the entire coke trade
in this area.

So no one here is Albanian?

Doro were married to an Albanian once.

I went on holiday there
when I were a child,

And Grandpa Zef's pocketknife?

Letter opener.

My grandpa's called Heinz.

But that's the point, when Germans
hear Albanian, they get scared.

Potato Heads.

And so these real Albanians,

are they all Albanian?

No.

But they came up with idea
to use it first.

Albanian "brand" belongs to them.

We pay 'em a bit of money
every month to use it.

Just like a McDonald's restaurant.

- Yeah, exactly.
- Huh.

Totally worth it, you know.

Don't even need weapons.
Name is enough. Like I said.

Potato Heads.

Potatoes? Delicious.

I also thought
that all Albanians were criminals,

and that Albania was
a mystical faraway place

where for thousands of years
there's been a struggle

between good spirits and evil demons.

But I looked it up.

It's a beautiful country

on the Mediterranean, right next to Italy.

Albanians are poor, though,
so people are prejudiced,

and you can use that to make money,
like John or, uh... Doro.

Did you notice if anything unusual
happened in the last few days,

while you were away?

- No, everything was great.
- Nah, everything was tip-top.

Nothing, really.

Quiet, really quiet.

So what do we do now?

Hum, uh...

We got to hit 'em now, twice as hard.
Smash them!

Okay? Or no?

Hey, a little war like this is
the best thing that could happen to us.

At last we can show them
exactly what we're made of.

We both get something out of it.
You can fill up your account,

and in war there's always someone
who rises up the ranks.

Oh, my shitty back.

Give me a pink one.

Cheer up, will you?

Feet?

Treat yourself after a day like today.

The reason we're doing it
can be our little secret.

And now the good life begins for us.

The good life.

Have you got your socks on?

So where's my jacket?

Um... it was so warm today.

I can get it quickly.

- Did you come on foot?
- Yeah.

Nah. Just leave it.

Okay.

Sit down.

So tell me, what do you like?

Well, um...

Well, I really don't like squirrels.

One attacked me a few years ago.

- Oh, chamomile tea, it's like liquid snot.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but one of the things I hate most
is when sparkling water goes a bit flat.

- Take your trousers off.
- I hate pistachios.

Well, when you can't open them properly.

You know, when you grab one from the bowl,

you've got it and then...

And hedgehogs, hedgehogs are so annoying.

Okay. Let's rephrase.

So how would you describe yourself, then?

Me? Myself?

Pretty normal.

Laid back.

Right then, lay back
and you should relax, sweetheart.

It's really good.

Laid back, right?

I think it's really good.

I thought you like
to let your nuts swing.

- I'll take a photo.
- Sure.

No, no, of your balls.

I see.

Go on then.

Oh, it's Maxine's.

I know it's a bit dark. I like it, though.

It's like something
from a fairy tale,

a real fairy tale.

Little Red Riding Hood, you know it?

Yeah. Yeah, I know it.

In the original,
the wolf cooks the grandma

and secretly serves her
to Little Red Riding Hood for lunch.

Do you know what happens next?

Does she find out
and then outsmart the wolf?

No. The wolf eats her up.

And then?

Nothing. End of story.

If everything turns out fine,
you don't learn anything.

Happy ending is only by Disney.

Apropos of happy endings,
there's an extra beer here.

But don't feel you have to say yes.

No. Yeah, um...
I'd like that, actually.

I GOT A PROMOTION!

I REALLY HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

And what does your, uh...
Well, what does Maxine's dad do?

He was a lawyer.

And what does he do now?

Nothing.

He's dead now.

Oh, that's, um... I'm sorry.

So that means, um...
that you're on your own.

Mm-hmm.

I've got Maxine.

Yeah, I've got Dante.

And you get on well, yeah?

Yeah. Drama queen mostly.

Yeah, Dante as well.

But it's nice when you've got someone.

Yeah.

So how long has it actually been
since...

...breakdancing competition?

Thirty-six and a half years.

More or less.

You know, that day was the first time
I ever kissed someone.

Like properly kissed someone.

Yeah, me too.

Really? Who were you kissing?

It were you.

- Did we kiss too?
- Kiss too?

All I know is that I passionately kissed
DiCaprio that evening.

He just looked so sad.

Oh, and it was me.

I'm the one who told him
to concentrate on his acting career.

- So when he wins his Oscar later on...
- Well, he won't.

He only ever comes second.

Yeah, but now we get to sit here
drinking beer. And where's he?

- On a yacht with eight models?
- There you go.

That poor man.

I think it's nice that you're here.
Uh, well...

That you're back here.
Well, that you're back.

I mean, here.

I think it's good.

More or less.

That was the second happiest moment
of my life.

But you know when the clock strikes 12
and Cinderella...

Well, I didn't want
my fancy carriage

changing back into a rotten old pumpkin.

I urgently needed to make another deposit
in my shit account.

We need to proceed with caution,
so just observe for now.

Hey, man, where are you actually from?

From here, actually.

Because I was thinking, well,

I wasn't really sure, you know,
it's the accent.

It's a long story.

- So?
- It's a medical thing.

I think these organic things
always taste a bit strange.

- Not quite right.
- Yeah.

- Probably because of the gluten.
- Gluten.

Please just concentrate! Children.

I promised Doro we'd get big results.

Are you completely sure the Albanians
move their drugs from these vans?

- Yeah, course we are.
- They've got four just like that.

Soon they'll only have three.

Wait, there's something
I need to tell you.

- I'll take care of it.
- Just wait a goddamn second!

Shit.

He won't listen to you, look.

Ah, this isn't gonna work.

Look! What's he doing now? What?

He's crazy!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Yes, of course!

I told you that we were gonna send
a strong message,

and I would say
that is exactly what we did!

I mean, the way Jakob
just went for the guy,

he was twice as big as him.

Massive, wasn't he?

He wasn't twice as big,
just a little bit bigger.

Pain really doesn't bother you one bit,
does it, Jakob?

Like a real life Buba.

- Buba!
- Buba?

Yeah! It's an Albanian
fairy tale character.

Buba starts out as a harmless animal
which is then led astray

by the demon Boller
and turns into a heartless monster.

It's a great metaphor,

but I don't know what for.

- Cool.
- Yeah, good.

Now you have an Albanian name, then,
just like all of us.

Ha! I'm actually called Christian.

And Enes is really called Sandro.

Enes?

Yeah, he's my twin brother.

He wasn't quite finished.

Oh.

Hey, they're brothers, just like us.

- May I?
- Course you can. Say hello.

Hello there, Buba.

Family is wonderful.

Yeah, he's right.

Our Buba.

Then that means that I need
a new name as well, don't I?

Maybe something from a fairy tale as well,

like a king or a warrior? Wizard?

What about Erblin?

Oh, yeah. Erblin is fucking cool.

- So cool.
- Very cool.

Erblin means "scent of a linden tree".

This is just so beautiful. Huh?

It is, yeah.

Or maybe
we could take more time to think about it?

To Buba and Erblin!

Yeah, to Buba and to Erblin!

- Gëzuar!
- Gëzuar!

Gëzuar!

Gëzuar! Gëzuar!

Nice one.

God, don't sneak up on me like that!

- I brought you your jacket.
- Wait, what happened to you?

What's wrong?

Oh, you mean this? It's nothing.

It's from the stunt show,
from Crazy Canyon.

Are you the worst stunt man in the world?

I-I wanted to ask if maybe you felt like,
maybe giving me another tattoo.

Good. That sounds like a plan.

Because it seems to be turning
into a regular thing between us here.

So, I'll just drop by
and we can see each other, for the tattoo.

- Yeah.
- Cool.

Hmm. I'll just get my jacket
next time, then.

Yes.

This is not on, dude.

I've been trying to get hold of you
for two hours.

Where were you?

- I... What kind of car is that?
- It's mine.

Get in.

Mafia style. This is what
a future Godfather drives.

Let's go. Otto time.

Let's go. Jakob Otto time.

The real Albanians wanted revenge
for what the fake Albanians had done.

And then the fake Albanians wanted revenge

for what the real Albanians had done.

And then the real Albanians wanted...
Yes, it was really complicated.

But what is it they say?

You should always mix business
with displeasure.

REALISTIC STUNT SHOW AT CRAZY CANYON

Is this okay?
It's great.

Gëzuar!

Ow!

- Gëzuar!
- Gëzuar!

- D'you know how you want to celebrate?
- Oh, yeah, of course.

The traditional Albanian way.
Everyone in the family.

Ha-ha. Hey, Yeta. Tell us, how does
an Albanian wedding work, then?

Well, I should I know?

Well, because you said
you'd help us with it.

You know that I'm not
actually Albanian, Christian.

My name's Laura. Laura.

- Oh.
- I... I can Google it for you.

Really? Cool.

Oh, guys. I'm so happy for you.

I read that in France
they let you marry the dead.

Yeah.

- Isn't that crazy?
- Yeah, Paris.

Ah, Doro! The paintball factory
in Falkenwalde is now ours as well.

So if we keep this up, in three months,

we'll have the entire...

That decision is not yours, Erwin.

Erblin. No, of course.

It stops here.

I don't want anyone to die.

Well, they started it,
so I don't think they'll give up.

I'm also against this war, but I think
we have to keep going a bit longer.

Hey, babe. I'm super busy right now

and I can't pick you up, okay?
I'm really sorry.

WHAT? I CAN'T STAY HERE
ANOTHER FIVE DAYS!

Sorry. There are so many business
opportunities opening up for me here,

and I think it's better if we don't
text each other anymore, okay?

I think your mum
is reading all our messages.

Shit.

- I didn't know you had a nickname.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I know the monster's called Buba.

I didn't know you had the same name
as the monster.

- Mm-hmm.
- Who calls you that?

Friends. Or colleagues.

Like Marcus from the Crazy Canyon.

Oh. Here, come hold that.

Hang on.

Everyone sort of has their own name.
We're like... we're a small family.

- Hold this.
- Mm-hmm.

Let me do it.

Wait.

- Sting?
- Nah, it's good.

So... I'm just about to finish here,

so if you want to go for a drink
or something later

Yeah, course.

Maybe at mine, by the lake?

The bench isn't really your thing.

I just remembered, I can't today.

I've got this, uh... thing.

Thing?

But maybe you fancy watching the Oscars
with me tomorrow evening?

DiCaprio is gonna lose again.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Oh...

Is it painful?

- Yeah.
- So that's good?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?

Know in films when two people are
about to kiss, then the door opens?

And then some asshole comes in
and ruins everything.

- Is something wrong?
- I don't know, Jule. Is there?

Uh... Okay, then. I'll see you tomorrow.

- Wait, we're not even fin...
- Bye.

- Maybe he is a bit weird.
- Are you reading my messages?

- Where'd you get that idea from?
- You're spying on me with a shit app!

Jacket.

Oh, that felt better
than beating DiCaprio.

And I didn't even get my tongue in there.

That was definitely too much
for my negative account.

Yeah, that was definitely too much.

Dante?

Dante!

Hey, where were you? I wanted
to talk to you. I've had a great idea.

What's up with your lip?

What's up with your hair?

It's "Sundown Hazel".
It matches better with my jacket.

Wait a minute.

What were you expecting to see
when you came in?

Nothing.

You thought that something had happened.

Nah.

Where were you?

I'll let you finish in here.

Just tell me!

What's become of us, Jakob?

We used to tell each other everything.

Trust... is not a renewable resource, Jakob.

When it's kaput, it's kaput.

I'm seeing this woman.

Tell me, have you gone insane?

What kind of woman?

She's just normal.

Since when?

For a while.

- Since we started with the Albanians.
- Oh!

And today she kissed me.

Well, nearly.

And I was just so happy.

And that's why I thought that...

I'd rather you killed me.

Well, you didn't quite manage it
30 years ago.

I hope the fun was worth it.

And you never wanted to go with me
to Disneyland.

- You don't give a shit about Henry either.
- Harold.

Wow, Jakob. Wow.

Fuck you.

I just had to be sure
you weren't doing anything dangerous.

- But I'm your daughter.
- Yeah, Maxine. That's exactly why.

Oh, Mum, I totally get
why you want to make a fresh start.

Other moms would just try and look
for a partner on a dating app

or fly to Bali or something.

You know I'm not doing this for me!

Who's it for, then?

Me? I was good.
I had friends, a family, Alex.

Even my mum was way cooler.

Hey, it's you and me. We're family.

The others don't give a shit about us.

No, it's you they don't give a shit about.

You'll see,
Alex is gonna get me out of here.

- All right?
- Piss off, I'm thinking.

I dunno what
I was thinking earlier.

I'm going back to saving just for us,

for California, I promise.

So, I've thought about it.

Maybe there's a way
you can still go on your date after all.

Yeah. How?

Well, if you're absolutely certain

you really want to let little Buba out of
his cage for the first time in your life,

then first you have to compensate
for it big time.

You do get that, right? I mean, big time.

Like, really big.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I've already had an idea.

But for now, it has to stay
just between us, just the Ottos.

- Just the Ottos.
- Just the Ottos.

- Just the Ottos.
- Just the Ottos!

- Just the Ottos!
- Just the Ottos.

Yeah.

Just the Ottos.

CHAPTER III
MAXIMUM DISCOMFORT

Right, you go in there
and grab the box with the coke supplies.

And if there's the slightest movement
out here, I'll let you know.

I'll be with you the entire time.

Hmm?

See? Mossad used exactly the same ones
in the 1990s.

Hmm.

Well, okay, maybe not exactly
the same brand, but...

Just pull your shirt up, will you?

Jule is a tattoo artist.

Does she have any other clients?

Our tattoo on the upper arm
is still coolest.

Yeah, course.

One-two, one-two.

Keep telling me exactly what you see.

- Do you copy?
- Yeah, will do.

It's "Copy that. Over."

Okay.

Copy that. Over.

Yeah.

Oh, Dante, are you kidding me?
That's so loud? Over.

Well, I don't hear nothing.

Hey, I don't think the things
in here are organic at all.

Well, yeah. They're criminals, Jakob.

I would have called earlier,
Mum, but I had a lot to do.

Yeah. Yeah, I was on holiday.

- Oh, lovely.
- Yeah, got back last week.

There's a guard by the door.

Well, then, get in there,
that must be where it's stored.

Think about all the things you'll be able
to do with your tattoo artist.

Do you copy?

Yeah, copy that, copy that.

- Over and out.
- Yeah.

Okay, I have to go. Bye, Mum.

You little... Argh!

Hey, what was that?

Ah, nothing. It's over.

Okay.

Oh! The bastard actually bit me.

Don't I need get a tetanus shot
right away or something?

Did you know that after a tetanus shot,

a man's testicles will shrink
by up to 64%?

It's a bleak outlook
for the ovaries as well.

I read about it online.

Over, right?

I thought we were meant
to say "over", over.

Dante, what's wrong? Over.

I just need to pick up some money.

Just keep going, okay?

I was just eating.
It's all going according to plan.

It's just baking stuff everywhere.

Keep looking!

They won't store their coke
next to the pretzels.

No, that's... Wait a sec.

There are some small boxes here
with bags of white powder inside.

Are you sure it's not flour?

No, I don't think so.

Or baking powder?

It's not ba...
It could be baking powder, yes.

- Just try some.
- What do you mean?

It might be different
to what's written on there.

And how do I know if it's coke?

You'll just know.

Bleurgh. It tastes bitter.

What's coke actually taste of?
Or baking powder?

Well, how would I know?
Just try snorting it.

Well?

- I think it's baking powder.
- Shit.

Is that enough for my date with Jule?

Because I feel pretty good right now.
Actually, really good.

And that's, uh... not great.

I should look for someone who can
give me a little punch to the face.

- Too much fighting isn't good.
- I really wouldn't...

It's better if you're not bleeding
too much on a date,

especially on the face. Over.

Or another idea,

how much baking yeast do you have to eat
to make you feel really bad?

Jakob, in that box was no baking powder.

If it was coke, I'd have felt something,
and I don't feel anything at all.

I feel the same as usual. Blood sugar's
a bit low, but apart from that...

Over. Do you want some pretzels?

Just take the fucking box now!

Jakob.

Jakob, do you copy?

Argh!

WHITE HORSES

Dante?

And the moral of the story?

You don't recognise evil

until it's devoured you,

you're dead

and it's replenished,

replenished.

And now it goes snip and snap.

And with the scissors, the thumbs are off.

I hope the fun was worth it.

And they are both gone.

Dante?

Go to hell.

Jakob.

Jakob.

Are you okay?

I think so.

I didn't realise the radio was out.

Come on, get up.

Don't worry about it.
It was self-defence.

I won't tell a soul.

And it was worth it
for your negative account too.

After that operation,

you can definitely mess around
with your tattoo artist.

Kiss-kiss.

♪ Na-na-na-na-na! ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na! ♪

Hey! What you doing?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

- You don't have a right to be angry!
- You must have seen his car!

What car?

The head Albanian's car was in
the car park, it wasn't there before!

It was. Right?

You made me a murderer.

- Just so Doro prefers you, man.
- Yeah, bullshit.

Like you say: invest in yourself,
work for yourself and reward yourself.

Except it's always about you!

Everything's always about you!

The Albanians have realised
what a loser you are, knobhead.

- You'll never be anyone's leader.
- Shut your face.

You'd be totally fucked without me.

I said shut your face.

Oh!

Dante was a really shitty brother.

But I was a really good stunt man.

I knew I couldn't rely on you!

Really good.

I'd lived with the big bad wolf
my whole life without ever realising.

And he hadn't even disguised himself
particularly well.

Yeah, it's me.

I just wanted to let you know...
you left your pills here.

Asshole.

VITAMINS

ZINC AND SELENIUM

Fuck.

DANTE IS AN ASSHOLE

There's only one thing worse
than believing in the wrong things,

believing in the wrong people.

But now the lies were over.

CHAPTER IV
BUBA'S FAIRY TALE

Wow.

So your lip's better?

Yeah.

And your hand?
It was still intact yesterday.

Somebody bit me.

Seriously?

Yeah. Dante and I stole 10 kilos of coke
from a bakery earlier,

and, well, things didn't go
quite according to plan.

My God, are you serious?

Yeah.

I work for an Albanian family
and the coke was for them.

They're really nice, honestly.

Look, two of my colleagues
are getting married tomorrow evening.

At their headquarters.

Well, I say headquarters,
it's a little old hotel.

It's actually quite cosy, and...

Yeah, I wanted to ask
whether you might like to go with me.

And you can meet them all.

But maybe we should go in, huh?

What is it?

All right, the... the Albanians,
they're not what you think at all.

They're... they're not even Albanian.
They just eat cake all the time.

No. They're never what you think.

Then you wake up one day,

your husband's dead
and his head is in the garden.

I don't have time
for men like that anymore.

- Your husband was in the mafia?
- Please, can you go now?

No, no, wait. The good thing is
I don't have to work for them anymore.

I-I don't have to do anything
I don't want to anymore.

I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

What?

She didn't know she was eating
her own grandmother.

Because the wolf in disguise
told her it was just normal meat.

Well, like a schnitzel or something.

She had no choice.

She had to eat what was given to her.

What's this got to do
with you working for the mafia, then?

But I'm not. I-I didn't have to...

Okay, maybe the Little Red Riding hood
is overcomplicating...

Bye, Jakob.

Seriously?

See you.

Leonardo DiCaprio. The Revenant.

And the Oscar goes to...

Leonardo DiCaprio!

OTTO SPERM

So, who's king of the world now?

Yeah, still DiCaprio.

To the newlyweds! Gëzuar!

Gëzuar!

Gëzuar.

Doro, I have to tell you something.

I fucked up.

To Ili and Abnor!

- Gëzuar!
- Gëzuar!

Gëzuar.

Well, it all started when I ran
into this woman from my past.

And to love! Gëzuar!

Gëzuar!

Look, I never wanted to hurt anyone,

but now I've got blood on my hands.

Let's discuss this tomorrow in peace.

A chicken can only dream
of the things a fox has to do.

- Gëzuar!
- Gëzuar!

Gëzuar.

Are you sure that this music is Albanian?

It... it sounds a bit Greek, doesn't it?

I have no clue.

Yeah, it's good to have
a real Albanian around. Laura.

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, BABE

Woo! Woo-hoo!

And at that moment, I realised

you can choose your family.

Maxine.

Fuck!

Happy wedding day, everybody!

What a beautiful couple.

Abnor, Ilib, to you.

Gëzuar!

I've also...

brought something for you.

Lights off.

Lights on.

On, lights. On.

Oh!

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

"The colder the winter,
the warmer the spring."

"The deeper the sorrow,

the more our hearts sing."

That was a quote from
the wonderful Disney film Bambi 2.

Like Bambi, both Jakob and I...

also had to get by without a mother
from a very early age.

Without a family, completely on our own.

But then you came along.

You know,
when I look at you like this, uh...

I feel...

so much...

love.

Okay.

Maybe not right now, exactly.

There's a rift in this family.

Brothers are fighting against brothers.

But we are all Albanians.

I couldn't just stand idly by and watch

Doro drive us further and further apart.

- And as for killing John...
- What?

Please! That couldn't be
further from who we are!

What on earth are you saying?

It's time that
this childish conflict ended.

Like Bambi,

all of us have to grow up too fast.

And you know what Bambi became?

The king of the forest.

But for that to happen,
his mother had to die.

Babe!

Maxine! Mwah!

I'm so glad that you called. Yeah.

Thanks for coming.

I've so much to tell you.

A few weeks ago, I discovered this
American guy's YouTube channel,

and, honestly, my mind completely blew.

And, hey, did you know you can
just imagine anything you want

and then it becomes a reality?

- It's called manifestation. That's why...
- Hey, Alex.

And where exactly is
this whole load of coke, then?

Uh... Who's he?

That's a colleague of mine.

- There's three of them, Alex.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- It's a four-seater.
- So what?

So, where am I going to sit,
in the fucking boot?

- No, Leonie's going in the boot.
- What?

You know what,
I am so happy to see you, Maxine.

But I also promised my father
that I would bring him the drugs.

You know how he is, he really needs to see
that it was worth promoting me.

Oh, Maxine. I'm so happy to see you.

Mmm.

- See you, bye.
- What?

Jakob and I are really doing this
for all of you.

So, any last words, Doro?

I didn't know about any of this.

Maxine?

Good evening. All good?

Okay, which one of you yokels
is in charge of the drugs, then?

Well, the cocaine is ours.

But they've still got it.

No, that's not true. He's lying.

- You're lying.
- You're lying!

- You're lying.
- No, you're lying!

You're lying!

Could you please not drag me
into your personal shit?

I think that it's
emotionally abusive of you.

So...

Alex, what the fuck are you doing?
You can't just shoot people!

Babe, let me decide that for myself.

I do this for a living, yeah? Okay?

Fuck you, Alex.

Can we talk
about this later, please? Babe?

Hmm? Okay.

Right, how should we do this?

Am I gonna have to shoot
someone else as well, huh?

I've got the coke.

Ah, finally! Thank you.
Come on then, give it to me.

Yeah, I will.

But you have to let everyone here leave,

everyone except him, he stays here.

I just find it really, really difficult

when someone I don't respect at all
shouts orders at me, yeah?

As a person. You know what I mean, right?

- It triggers you.
- Yes, it triggers me!

Good evening.

Hey, there. Hi.

Dobra večer.

Jule. Dobra večer.

Uh, I won't keep you long.

Um, I suggest that you

squeeze yourselves back
into that very ugly car out there.

And on the way out,

you're going to delete
my daughter's number.

Can't you just do what he says?
This is taking a lot longer than...

- I'll explain later, yeah?
- Uh, cool.

Yeah, okay, maybe I lied to you.

But she lied to me much more.

For example, she'd only been doing
the tattoo thing for a short while.

For years before that, she'd been
Alex's dad's favourite assassin.

But then he killed her husband,

and Yule decided to spend
more time with Maxine

and less time on contract killings.

But killing is probably the same
as riding a bike.

When I think about it, I prefer the soppy
version of Little Red Riding Hood.

I mean, the one where Little Red
Riding Hood kills the wolf in the end,

because he bloody well deserved it.

- Come on, let's go.
- I'm sorry, Mum.

I'm not doing that again.
Here, take this.

Listen. When Alex's father
finds out what happened,

things are gonna get even worse
round here. Tell your lot.

Yeah, they know that already.

I'll give you some space.

Well, then...

Probably time
for a change of scenery again.

Yay!

There almost could have been
something between us.

I'm sorry I wasn't 100% honest
about my job.

Ex-job.

And also that my daughter
put the Bratva on to you guys.

I'd say that we're even.

Tell me, Jule,

could you, d'you think, imagine us
both meeting again? I mean...

seriously?

What a crock of shit!

- Right, Jakob?
- Piss off!

Ah! Ooh!

And you must be the lady

who my brother did all of this shit for.

That right?

You knew that everything Grandma
ever told us was totally shit!

- What are you saying?
- I found your vitamin C tablets.

It's not my fault that you were so intent
on buying that total rubbish

about fucking guilt!

The accent too, yeah?

He's lied to me and used me

my entire life. Like a parasite!

I-I, uh...

He hasn't done anything good
his whole life.

He is vermin.

A shit!

I don't want to hear any of this.

Oh, no. For fuck's sake, guys.

You really think it was
always easy for me?

Hmm?

I've never had luck like you.

What do you mean, luck?

All of the stupid shit you've done
over the last few years.

Have you ever, ever hurt yourself,
actually? Have you? Hmm?

And no matter where you go,
everyone always likes you

straight away, from the get-go.

Even though I'm better looking.

And the accident back then...

What about it?

What do you think would have happened

if you hadn't secretly gone off to go
dancing with DiCaprio back then, eh?

You've always been the one
with all the sodding luck.

And me? I've had to spend
the last 36 years

pretending to be American, shit.

Do you know how annoying that is?

Eating wafers every single day.

The doctors told me I've got diabetes.

What the fuck am I meant to do
with that, eh?

Careful with that thing. It's not a toy.

No.

We're going back home together
and we'll talk it out.

Just the Ottos!

Just you and me!

Thanks. Thanks for doing that for me.

No, you can keep it.

Nice arse, by the way.

I had fun as well.

Right, then.

Okay, now back to your question
about whether I'm a happy person.

Definitely. And do you know why?

Because from that day onwards,

I've only ever done what I wanted to do

with people I liked.

Pretty normal, you know, laid back.

THE END

How's it go in fairy tales, again?

And I lived happily ever after.

Ah. Oh, right.

You come here with this stupid garden n...

Yeah, I forgot about that
for a moment.

Only Disney has happy endings,

you pricks.

We're going.

- Wait a second.
- We're leaving!

Ah, shit!
I think I've got brains on my shoe.

Lenny, where on earth
did you get that gun?

From that 3D printer at school.

You have to defend yourself
when you're a drug dealer.

Fuck, fuck! Moritz,
have you done your Maths?

All right?

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

Subtitle translation
by Larisa Villar Hauser