Bruh.mp4 (2020) - full transcript

"Bruh" sound effect

Babe!

Where is she?!

Where is who, babe?

I know you are not in this
apartment alone.

"Record scratch" SFX

"Bruh" sound effect

Babe, you don't trust me?

You said you had work all day!

I did- I do- I did have work-

But look, whatever you do, don't
look in the cabinets!



Oh this one right here?

No, don't look in those
cabinets!

"Bruh" sound effect

"Bruh" sound effect

Multitude of "Bruh" sound
effects

I'm sorry, babe, I should have
trusted you.

I know, bring it in. It's okay.

You're such a good hugger.

I know I am.

"Bruh" sound effect.

*Chip crunching

Hey, man, have you been in the
kitchen today?

Yea, why?

Well, I thought you said you
were going to do the dishes.



*Robbie exhales

"Gunshot" sound effects

Nice! Level up!

Whadduya think?

Love it! Let's go!

Go?! We have to pre-game first!

Pre-game?

Pre-game.

Pre-game!

Ahhhhhh!

Clink!

Woooo!

Pre-game! *Vomits

Pre-game! *vomits

*Robbie beat-boxes

Tyler: Okay...

Okay...

Okay...

Okay...

Tyler: Okay, okay-

Robbie: That was supposed to be
your starting point!

Tyler: Oh, I know. I know!

*Robbie beat-boxes

Tyler: Okay, okay...

Okay, Okay, Okay...

The thing I'm best at is getting
brain

It's insane the way the
cellophane around my dang wang

Hangs like a chain!

*Tyler and Robbie laugh

That's it?

That's how I end my album!

which is coming out, it's called
T and R

Yea, all three sales of that
one.

*voice on phone: "I swear that's
Tyler and Robbie!"

Tyler: You guys would buy that,
right?

Robbie: Woah, dude, look at
this.

*voice on phone: "I think this
is where they live!"

Oh, that's so creepy, no.

Guys, look. You know we love
you.

But I mean this-

Rebbeca: It's true! He loves the
fan more than me.

It's true, we love you guys.

But like, this is ridiculous-

Wait, don't show that!

Izzy: You're showing more people
where you live, dumbass.

I didn't show you guys that.

I'll take that...

Yea... you know... look.

We love you guys. Seriously, we
would kill for you.

But...

When you see us, don't be all

creepy and stalkery about it.

Come up and say hey. Tell us you
like our videos!

Especially in public, yo, that
shit makes us look dope.

That's true.

And if these two need anything,
it's an ego boost!

You know what, babe, you're not
wrong.

In fact, the next 100 people to
share our latest video...

Get a follow!

And we gonna like the hell out
of your posts!

Oof, I love that voice, can you
do that more?

Hell!

All right, we will see you guys,
later.

Woooooo, all right, I need a
shot, Rebbeca what do you want?

You're not going to wait and see
who shares the video?

*Tyler and Robbie laugh.

No, no, no, Rebbeca. You sweet,
beautiful woman. No.

No, that's not how things work.
We just say those things to get
traction for the videos.

Works like a charm.

That's true.

You guys suck!

No, no, no. We. We guys suck.

I'm taking you down with me,
gorgeous.

Glad to be here.

What's the deal with those
shots?

That's what I'm talking about.
Robbie, what do you want?

Vodka?

Vodka.

Izzy?

Bathroom.

Voice on Phone: What's up,

Today, we're going to be doing
something a little different.

Blehhhh! We're scaring the hell
out of random people!

Let's do it!

*Woman screams

It's just a prank!!

You okay?

Yea.

Yea, I just, um-

You just need to tell him. Rip
it off like a bandaid.

I hate ripping off bandaids.

I'm proud of you. And if Tyler
isn't...

He... can suck my dick.

Oh, yea? Didn't know you had
one.

Oh, yea. Surprised it hasn't
come up yet.

Must be too busy looking at that
face.

That's a shame.

Whatcha doing?

Izzy was just... telling me
about her dick.

Oh, that's awesome, you finally
told him. Good for you.

Tyler: Very brave.
Izzy: Thank you.

No, no problem, good for you-

Tyler-

Nope, nope. Nope, nope nope
nope.

Unless the next words out of
your mouth are "give me that
shot", I don't want to hear it.

I-

Where's Izzy's?

Rebbeca: Right here.

All right, this one goes out to
200,000 followers-

207,000; last time I checked.

207,000. Holy shit. All right,
here's to them, boys.

Bruh.

*All cheers and bruh

Rebbeca: Bruh.
Tyler: Yea, that's a bruh
moment.

You okay?

Yea.

Yea?

Yea.

So I was thinking for this first
shot-

Are you sure?

Let me tell you first-

Not about the shot, about being
okay. You're acting really weird

I'm not weird.

You're being weird.

Who you texting?

My mom.

Your mom?

My mom.

This sketch is kind of dumb.

What?

Like, "When bae wants to go
camping" who the hell even says
that?

If you don't want to do this, we
could always do something-

Old Man: Hey!

What the hell you doing?

Hi! Do you... live here?

I said... What the hell you
doing?

I'm going to take that as a yes.

Sorry, my buddy and I were just
shooting a short little
sketch...

um... yea! We didn't know anyone
owned this property.

Son. Everything's owned by
somebody.

So...

Why don't the two of you boys
just...

Clear out.

Before something bad happens.

Yea.

Yea, we changed our minds
anyways. Don't really need this
place.

So fucking stupid.

Robbie: Hey, man-
Tyler: Not you...

That fucking guy.

Yea.

Yea.

Oh, check this out- I saw
something on the explore page
the other day...

Check this out.

It's uh... here!

Oh yea, haha, that's so stupid.

What?

What? I mean it's obviously
fake.

Why does it have to be fake?

Okay, look right here, look at
this reaction.

You can't tell me anyone would
ever react like that.

Okay, sure, yea. Maybe this one
is fake, but it's like...

It's a good idea.

Maybe... Maybe we could try it.

Do it for real.

We could make it a series!

I don't know if we could start a
series...

Why not?

I'm moving.

You're...

I got an e-mail a few weeks ago

From some manager in LA.

And he said he was looking for
new social media talent.

Holy shit, that's so fucking
cool, man.

That's like...

Wow! Okay, yea!

It's a little short notice, but
Rebbeca will understand if we
have to-

No, it's not... It's not we
though.

No, it's me. They wanted me.

*Ringing noise#

And bro, you gotta know that I
asked about you.

All right?

I mean, if you want to move to
LA, you can! It just won't be
with me...

What, do they have a say in who
you fucking live with?

Yea, they do.

It's some apartment full of
influencers-

Influencers? Yea? Fucking hate
that shit.

It's not shit-

No, it is shit. It is shit,
okay?

There are tiers to this thing,
and social media comedian

We're not the fucking top of the
food chain, but we're not the
bottom either.

That's where your fucking
influencers go!

AGH!

This is why I didn't wanna tell
you.

You okay?

Yea.

Yea?

Yea.

*Car starts#

No, usually when we have an idea
for a sketch

We just take out our phones and
film it.

We feel like writing things down
puts a damper on the whole...

What would you say?

Creative process.

Ah, that's funny. Graddy 88 here
says he can tell we don't write
anything down.

Who are you talking to?

My mom.

Hey, guys, Tyler here.

Next week, instead of our usual
sketch meme

Your boy and I are gonna do
something a little different.

You know those fake pranks
that've been floating around?

Your boy Robbie and I are gonna
do one of those, but for real!

There's not a lot of people
liking that.

Oh no, look it's gonna be great,
seriously.

This is going to be a great
idea, in fact:

I already know who our first
victim is!

Robbie: What are you doing?
Tyler: What am I doing?

I am setting us up, for a
cliffhanger!

We're gonna see you guys, next
time!

What the hell, man?

Tyler: It's a great idea!
Robbie: It's not a great idea.

And I told you, I don't wanna
start a series.

Okay, so it won't be a series.

It'll be one great video, where
we scare the hell

Out of that fucking weirdo who
wouldn't let us film in the
woods.

No, no, no. You're not serious.

I am 100% serious.

You fucking owe me.

Yea, you promised me we were
going to do a Tyler and Robbie
movie

And I don't think that's going
to happen anytime soon.

So... Lemme have a prank,
please!

Your pranks are high school
shit, man.

Okay? We have other sketch
ideas.

Yea, but we've done all that.

I wanna do something different.
With you, Robbie.

Please.

Pleeeeease.

*high pitched voice# Please.

Please sir, lemme, lemme have a
da prank.

Just a little bit of the
praaaank.

Oh, oh it's so cold outside,
you're not letting a little
prank boy in!

He's gonna die of hypothermia!
This is baaaad!

Oh no, I can't breathe!

Come on! Please?

It'll be super dope, super fun.

Can't wait to see what we do
together.

We're gonna make magic happen.
Call us Penn and Teller.

Except, we believe there's a
god-

Fine.

Tyler: That's what got you?
Robbie: Yea.

Robbie: So, what's the idea-
Tyler: We find this guy's house.

I'm gonna run up to his door,
bang on it, run away.

Your original idea of a video is
ding dong ditching?

No, it's not ding dong-

That's the beginning.

You're gonna stay hidden, behind
a tree or something

Record it all, I'm gonna do it
again,

Bang on his door, run away-

Robbie: That's ding dong ditch-
Tyler: It's not ding dong ditch!

Sooooo, after that.

He's going to get really pissed
off. When he gets pissed off

And comes outside of his
house...

I'm gonna throw this through his
window.

What the fuck is that?

It's a brick.

You don't see anything wrong
with this-

No. No! Okay, look, worst case
scenario,

He calls the cops. And my alibi,
Rebbeca says we were with her
all day.

Uh huh. And best case?

We get a new follower, way
outside our usual demographic.

Come on, this is gonna be great,
dude.

Watching someone go crazy?

Now that's a video!

You're throwing the brick.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

You got your phone?

Robbie: yes, I have my phone.
Tyler: Great.

Sup, guys, today we're going to
be pulling a prank

On someone who's made our lives
a living hell.

Wouldn't let us film in his
house!

That's right! And that's all it
takes!

That's why, you don't mess with
Tyler, and his best friend,
Robbie-

Robbie: Shit!

Robbie: He's right there-
Tyler: I know, I see him too...

Robbie: Do you think he sees us?

Tyler: Give me that!

I told you to stay away. I
thought I made that clear.

It's just a prank, bro. And
we're recording this, so don't
do anything-

Don't do as I'm told?

Don't stay away when I'm told?

Don't care for anyone's opinion
but yours?

Tyler: Calm down!

Calm down? Don't tell me to calm
down!

Robbie: Run!

*Gunshot fires#

Tyler: Robbie...

Hey, it's Natalie. I just want
to give my condolences

*More voices join, wishing
Robbie's family well, giving
condolences, saying he was taken
too early*

...and the space will never be
the same without you.

What?

Nothing.

I was- I was going to go get us
some dinner.

What do you want?

Whatever you want.

Lee Palace?

Okay.

Um...

You talked to Izzy?

Tyler...

You talked to Izzy.

Number six, right?

*Heartbeat pulses#

*Phone loudly buzzes and rings#

Tyler: Shit!

Hey, Rebbeca...

Sorry... no, that's fine. If
they don't have that...

Maybe you can...

Do they have those- what are
those little chicken things?
With the orange sauce?

I don't remember what they're
called...

I think they're-

*Kitchen window shatters#

Rebbeca on phone: What the hell
was that?

Hey... everything okay?

*Sounds of urine splashing
against a car rim*

What are the odds... You run
into Machi's Pizza shop

And start telling people, he
uses human shit in his calzones?

Come on, bro.

What are the odds!

My brother works there!

That's how you know, each and
every calzone

Is jam packed with doo doo!

One in fifty.

Count it off!

One...

Two...

Oh shit!

You're that guy!
Tyler!

Funny shit man-
Can we get a picture?

No.

Oh come on, bro-
I'm busy.

Whatever. Robbie's the funny one
anyway.

What are those?

Fake cigarettes?

Maybe.

Maybe try real cigarettes. Maybe
your parents get lucky, maybe
you get lung cancer.

Bro, what?

Forget it.

Faggots obviously in a hurry to
go slam cheeks with Robbie.

I'm serious-

That was so fucked up for you to
say.

Rebbeca...

Rebbeca-
No!

I saw him- I saw-

Was that before or after you
tried to slice up those kids?

Don't you-
No really, what the fuck was
that?

They wanted a picture.

They wanted a picture?

I am so sorry

You didn't tell me they wanted a
picture.

You didn't even mention them
wanting a picture. I am so
sorry

for thinking you were out of
line.

I think we should call the cops.

This is not about them-
It needs to be.

Look, it sucks. What happened to
Robbie.

I hate it. You hate it. Izzy
hates it-

Izzy hates it.

And I know you wish she'd come
around more,

But she has to process this in
her own way, we all do.

But it's not your fault.

Like you said, it was Robbie's
idea to mess around with that
guy.

Just... try not to process it by
punching people in the face.
Okay?

Even if they're complete wangs?

Yes. Even if they're complete
wangs.

Psychos like you are the reason
I keep a gun in my purse.

You know what?

What?

Those kids probably threw that
brick-

No.

Yea, I mean what were they

doing that close to the
apartment anyways?

I don't know, maybe they live
nearby.

They knew it was you
immediately. They probably saw
you showing where

you live on live stream-

Don't bring that up.

It's weird. Is all.

And it's more believable than-

It is.

So just... take your time.

Process it. Don't hold it in.

Because if you do that...

You'll see Robbie forever.

You still down to shoot that
sketch tomorrow?

*Toilet flushes#

I don't know...

It's been two weeks.
Yea, I know...

I've shot like thirty sketches.

I don't wanna put out something
that sucks and it's just me.

So shoot something with me!

That way...

If it sucks, you can blame me.

But if it's totally amazing, I
can steal all your spotlight and
take the credit.

That sounds fair.
Yea?

Yea.

So you going to move?

Why?
I need to wash my hands.

You're going to wash your hands
now, after touching me all over?

I can touch your face a little
more-

They're wet! How do you miss
with the toilet paper?

I didn't miss!
That's disgusting!

Dinners ready!

Great, I'm starving!

It's not that bad!
*Bruh sound effect#

Who are you, Gordon Ramsay?

It's *#*#*# dreadful!

*Bruh sound effect#
It's raw!

*Heavy breath#

Rebbeca: Hey!

I just got an e-mail from-

You okay?

Yea.

I just got an e-mail from
someone who wants to sponsor our
next post!

What?

I know!
Why?

Because they like the content, I
guess?

Are you serious? You read the
comments, right?

Yea, it's cancer, like always-
-No this one's worse.

Who cares? More comments means
more views.

And more views means more people
asking to sponsor a post for a 3
second shout out!

I don't know if I wanna do a
sponsored thing.

Why?
It's like selling out.

You sell hoodies with your face
on them.

That's- That's different, that's
merch-
-How?

Because... the... The idea of a-

You have someone who wants to
pay you to do what you love.

Don't be stupid.

I'm not stupid.

Prove it!

Look, it's silly, but when
people see sponsored whatever

It makes them think you're more
official. And I know it doesn't

Make any sense, because the same
people will tell you that you're
selling out, but...

It's not about the selling
out... I- I dunno.

Whatever.

I'm telling them you'll do the
shoutout.

Ooh, Rebbeca!

I texted Izzy...

She's not super eager to see
you.

Yea, I know.

Do you think, maybe you could
text her for me?

Tyler-

Izzy!
What the hell, man?

Hey, how are you?

Tell Rebbeca she's on my shit
list now, too.

Look, she didn't have anything
to do with this-

Back off!

I just want to talk. Okay?

What?

How are you?

Bad question.

I'm trying to be friendly.
Good job, really.

What is your problem?

What is my problem?
Yes, what is your problem?

Seriously, I get that you're in
pain, or whatever,

but that doesn't give you an
excuse to take it out on me.

Do you hear yourself?

You, you, you.

It's always about you, and I
don't know if you've noticed,

But you're not really that
great, Tyler.

Robbie thought you were. Rebbeca
obviously thinks you are.

I used to think so.

You do.

You think your hot shit.

And that's great! I wish my ego
was as big as yours, honestly.

Cool, I'm a narcissist.

Sociopath, fits better.

Why-

Wanna tell me what you told
everyone else?

Because I still haven't heard it
from you.

I heard what Rebbeca said you
said.

I heard what the police said you
said.

But I...

want to hear it from you.

This obviously wasn't a good
idea.

You said it was Robbie's idea to
go shoot in that part of the
woods, right?

You said the plan was to fuck
around and film some

dumb sketch, not harassing
anyone.

You said that Robbie threw the
brick at that old guy's head

after he pulled a gun out and
then got shot right before he
bled out.

That's right, Izzy.

I said that.

You also said you didn't film
anything yet.

Didn't even turn the camera on.

You told the cops that, hm?

The cloud, asshole.

You filmed everything on
Robbie's phone,

and then deleted it before you
called the cops.

Yea?

But I saw it.

Are you going to tell anyone?

Always about you. Unbelievable.

And that gives you an excuse to
throw shit through my window,
huh?

And that fucking Robbie account
you made, that was ridiculous.

You have problems, you know
that? Real-
I'm the one with-

I mean it!

I don't know what you're talking
about.

For real.

And I'm not going to tell
anyone.

Because that shits tearing you
up inside, and honestly

I'd be happy if it made you blow
your brains out.

*gagging and choking sounds#

How's it going today?

It's good.

What?

Nothing, just um...

Really- really hate this.

Not like- just-

The whole "therapy" thing, you
know?

Yea.

You nervous?

No.

Okay.

Let's get started.

Tyler.

Tell me about yourself.

uh... well...

I guess you could say, I'm in
"new media"?

Yea, I've seen some of your
stuff.

Yea, you a fan?

Not really my type of thing.

But I respect you're out here
doing something you love. Not
Many people can say that.

Yea.

And, at times, what I find is
that

The idea of having to be happy
doing something you love

Means you have to be happy with
your life.

Which also makes you feel
like...

You don't-

You don't have a right to feel
sad... or mad...

Oh, I feel mad.

Not like-

Not like a lot or anything.

I- I feel the right amount of
mad. You know?

Okay. s'cool.

Yea.
So, um...

Robbie.

The guy you do the videos with.

Pretty funny.

Yea, yea. He um...

Ahhhhh!

Okay, nice game. Nice game.

Well fought, well fought.

Preciate it, thank you.

Noooo!
AHHH! Yeaaa boi!

Well fought, well fought.

I just have to agree...

You never let me freaking win!

Anything!

He was.

Now, listen. If Robbie isn't
something you're ready to talk
about yet

Let me know. It's fine, I
understand these things take
time-

No, no.

We should.

The sooner I talk about him, the
sooner...

I get better. Yea?

Right.

So. So what do you want to know?

Tell me anything. About your
working together, your
relationship-

He was kind of an asshole.

How so?

All right, so...

Example.

He had this idea for a skit-

Recently?

No this is like, years ago.

We would go into different
restaurants

And we'd order like a lot of
food.

Like apps, entrees, desserts,
everything.

And based on how good the food
was, and how good the service
was

We'd give them a rating.

Bad, okay, good, great. Based on
the rating they got,

Robbie's idea was to pay in
different types of coins.

So like, so like-

If everything was bad. Pay in
all pennies.

If it was okay, nickles.

Good, dimes, great-

Quarters?

You'd think so, but no.

No, Robbie's idea was to leave
the waitress our phone numbers.

If she was cute.

And if it was a dude... we'd
just kind of...

Book it.

And this is funny?

No, I- I guess not.

So, Robbie got you involved in
these pranks-

Well, they're not "pranks".

Harassment.
Nope.

And that makes him an asshole?

I said kind of an asshole. And
yea.

Okay... well...

Why'd you feel you had to do
that kind of content with
Robbie?

I don't know.

We were friends, you know?

And how did your parents feel
about the videos-

That is a whole separate issue.

How about we make it this issue,
yea?

So, you say a few years ago.

You're young.

I assume you were making the
videos while you lived with
your parents?

Yea. Yea, but they didn't know
about the videos, okay?

Yea, okay.

Yea, seriously. They didn't,
okay?

They weren't a factor in me and
Robbie's thing, they weren't a
factor in me-

So, you're not close with your
parents?

I was close. I was fine.

I was a healthy distance from my
parents.

Yea, seriously! Like, like-

Me and my dad... Sometimes it
was...

And, and- my mom...

Wow. That's gotta be like 30
minutes right there-

Actually, you still have 22
minutes-

Goddamn it, really? Sweet.

It's okay, you don't have to be
here-

Shut up...

*phone alert sounds off#

What?

It's nothing...

Is everything okay?

Honestly, no.

I've been part of a nasty
divorce for over a year or so
now.

I'm sorry...

Yea, it sucks.

Which is...

Why, I think...

It got so bad between us-

Because I pushed him away. Kept
pushing things on him.

It started with the little
things.

You know, dishes not being
washed; cats not being fed.

It became a habit.

Every time something bad or
negative happened in my life

I found a way to exclude myself.

To push any and all blame away
on everyone else.

And because we're-

We were married, it was usually
him.

I remember this one time, we

Invited our neighbors over for
dinner.

And it was a big deal for him.

We had been in our new apartment
for a few months now

And we wanted to have some
company over.

For a while we'd been wanting to
do that.

You know? Do the "adult" thing.

Sounds terrible.

Yea...

That's why, I think, I drank a
half a bottle of whiskey

Before my husband came home for
dinner.

He was pissed. Really, pissed.

We canceled the dinner.

I could barely stand up.

How did you pin that on him?

I said, that he was pressuring
me.

Putting too much pressure on me,
a recovering alcoholic.

He kept making me wear this
costume

This idea of the man that I
should be in front of everybody
else.

I had no choice but to go out
and buy that bottle.

Sheesh.

Yea.

Yea.

Um... Tyler. Do you- do you have
anyone special in your life?

Yea.

Yea. My girlfriend. Rebbeca.

Rebbeca? Tell me about Rebbeca.

She's great.

She puts up with me.

That's it right there.

What?

You just said it, she puts up
with you.

That's just something people
say, it's not like a-

Tell me how she puts up with
you.

She...

How are you a burden to her?

She-
-Start with I.

I...

Say things sometimes. Or I think
things.

And I'm able to talk about those
things with her. And it helps.

What types of things?

I don't know... like...

Like sometimes...

I just wanna...

Hurt something, you know?

Not like in a bad way, just
like-

You know, it's...

No...

It's not even me that wants to
do it.

It's like it's my body, telling
me that it wants me to do it.

Your body is telling you to hurt
yourself?

No! It's not telling me to hurt
myself-

I don't want to hurt anyone-

Just... forget it. That was
dumb.

Tyler, it's fine.

Nope. It's not going to come out
right.

It doesn't have to-
-Yes it does.

It's okay, look...

Sometimes I just...

Just wanna break someone's
bones, you know?

Shit...

It's okay.

Holy shit. I forgot-

I actually have a thing...

I'm gonna go to that. This has
been great-
-Tyler, don't-

Tyler, Tyler, it's okay!

Just have a seat-

I am so sorry...

It's okay...

No... no, I can't-

Tyler, it's okay.

No, it's not okay.

Why is it not okay?

I do this all the time, I hurt
people...

Tyler, I'm fine-
-Not you! Everyone!

You know that story I told you
about me and Robbie paying with
change?

That wasn't his idea, that mine.

It's going to be-
-No, No! It's not going to be
fine!

That was an asshole thing to do.
You said it yourself.

I am an asshole!

No, yes I am! I am a gaping
asshole, who should just blow a
hole

In his fucking skull right now,
because everyone hates him, and
he just hurts everyone

Around him.
What do you-
-What do you mean-

Everyone hates me!

Rebbeca, Robbie, Izzy, everyone
of them- My mom!

Why does your mother hate you,
Tyler?

It doesn't matter.

She hates me for the same reason
everyone hates me.

Because no matter how hard I try
to change...

Or what I do...

I'm just an asshole.

New voice: Tyler.

Let's get started.

Eyo man, have you seen my
toothbrush?

*Bruh sound effect#

Robbie: Ah, man. That was a good
one.

Yea, it was a good one, but
like, there's no way it's your
favorite.

I mean, maybe not my favorite,
but that's the first one

we did where we figured out how
to make the camera move without
shaking it.

Oh god, the shaking.

What, you didn't like the
earthquake cam?

No, I loved the earthquake cam.
It screamed professionalism.

I loved it when it gave people
seizures.

We should do a sequel to this
one!

What?

You know, we could start a
series or something...

Yea... um...

Yea that's really cool- I think
we should focus more on the
um...

The... like the individual
sketches.

That seems to be working for us
right now-
Yea?

Yea...
Yea.

Oh, check this out! I sent an
email to a management company

in the city, called Sky Talent.

I said we would be a kick ass
edition to their team.

-And I really hope you didn't
actually say kick ass.

No! Of course I didn't say "kick
ass" to a management company.

That would be unprofessional!

And, for no reason! I'm going to
send them a follow up-

Just... to clarify a few
things...

"No reason".

What would you say if they just
wanted you?

What?

If they just wanted you. And not
us. As a team? What would you
say?

Nope.

Of course not-
-Really?

Yea, no. Are you kidding me?
That's a hard pass. That's a
deal breaker.

You know I wouldn't be mad if
you went and joined a team
without me, right?

I know you wouldn't be mad.

I don't know, it's like... we're
a team, dude. It's Tyler and
Robbie!

We're brothers!

Metaphorically speaking. We're
not actually brothers.

That's impossible, because of
the- um...

The height difference-
Yea the height.

That's the one.

I'm so much taller than you.

We could never be related-
You're fucking huge, dude.

When are the girls getting back?

I don't know, man.

They need to hurry up. We need
to start this live stream before
our audience's bed time.

You're looking way too much into
that last post's insights-

Oh, no no. I am reading the
insights correctly!

We need to know who we are
speaking to.

And who we are speaking to, just
so happens to be 9 to 12 year
olds.

Apparently!

Which is great! I'm not
insulted.

Just... honored to be a third
grader's hero.

That's always what I wanted to
be-

We're just leaders of the
jamboree apparently.

Well, I'm gonna go ahead and set
up.

Oh, do you think...

Maybe you could do a little beat
box thing for me?

Yea, I wrote some lines, I want
to try and make it seem like I
freestyle it

On the live stream. Yea?

You got it, man.

Thanks, I'm gonna go set up.

*Robbie's phone vibrates*

Hey.

Hey...

How'd your thing go-
I didn't hear from you last
night...

Yea... I was out with Izzy...

Yea?

Yea.

How was the thing?

Good. Yea...

I didn't really vibe with it
well, though.

So probably won't be going back,
but..

I think it'd be good for you to
just-

I don't know. I didn't really
feel "right" about it, so...

Maybe if you just tried again-

Really wasn't a good fit.

I have good news!

Yes! Good news, great, what's
up?

Do you remember "Sky Talent"?
That management group in the
city.

Yes.

Well...

They sent a message to our
profile-

Our profile?

Yea, you're taking me down with
you, remember?

They sent a message to our
profile, and they like the
content and

Want to set up a meeting!

That's... great.

Can't tell... Look happy?

Look something besides this?

This is good news- Plus we have
that sponsored post coming up we
have to shoot...

Don't wanna do that.

Don't wanna do what?

The post... or the meeting...
any of it.

You're joking...

Okay...

So, I'm gonna go.

Have a drink or two. Collect my
thoughts. And when I get back,

You're gonna say "thank you so
much, babe!

For always doing what's best for
my career, and trying to push it
forward.

Okay? It'll be crazy.

*"Bruh" is whispered in a deep
voice*

No, no, no-

Robbie: It's okay, dude!

No, I do not want this-

-Ah, but you need it-
No, what I need is-

What you need, is to hear your
friend say... That it's not your
fault.

But it is.

And now you're here... and I'm
not.

Did you do it on purpose?

Take me back to that place, so
that I wouldn't be able to make
it to LA?

Or maybe you thought something
would happen to you?

You were the one who threw the
brick.

You were the one who was
supposed to knock on that

crazy fucker's door over and
over again.

You knew something was wrong
with the guy.

And this stupid prank, this shit
had "murdered by a crazy old guy
in the woods"

Written all over it.

Was it just some... pathetic
suicide attempt?

Because you had the brick, too.

You wanted him to fight back.

Just went after the wrong guy, I
guess.

Fuck, I mean it's not my fault
the black guy always dies in the
movie first-

Oh my god-
-What, it's true!

No. This is not a fucking movie.

You sure?

Murder,

Angry ex's

I mean, you always wanted to
entertain.

You're an asshole.

Ha! You are.

Robbie isn't even here.

This is all you.

Just crazy Tyler, having a
conversation with himself.

Confronting his own demons.

It's beautiful, really.

So are you gonna finish what you
started?

*Tyler sniffles off screen#

I have made a severe and
continuous lapse in my
judgement.

And I do not expect to be
forgiven.

I am...

I am simply here to apologize.

And to...

To... make amends...

To try my best to...

solve the problems that me and
everyone around me have been
having lately.

And I was thinking, how do I do
that?

How do I fix a problem-

How do I fix a problem like...
fucking me?

*Rebbeca knocks at door#

*Rebbeca calls out to Tyler for
the rest of the live stream*

And I know this is like so
fucking terrible

It's just the worst fucking
thing anyone could do.

It shits on this absolute gift
we've been given to live-

and it shits on everyone around
us who has to pick up the pieces
after we're gone.

*Rebbeca's knocks and screaming
grows louder*

Wow...

Everyone's right.

I really am an asshole.

Robbie?

*Door opens#

Rebbeca: Is the camera off?

Tyler (chuckling): Yup.

*Bruh sound effect#