Børning (2014) - full transcript

Did you pimp the walker, TT?

- 939.

- Yeah, turbo charged...

A proper plastic

rocket. Full boost

for five seconds, and then...

Good thing you're wearing

safety glasses, TT.

How about a hundred bucks?

Hey. He did 140. (87 mph)

A break is a break.

Hey... Relax.

Hundred and forty..

This is really childish, Mork.

Roy.

I just painted my car.

Sagging boobs can be really nice.

Roy...

- I think my water broke.

- Damn.

My shoulder is dislocated.

Oh my god, so beautiful.

Hello, it's grandma.

She looks a bit yellow. Did

you bang a chink, or what?

I'm gonna get a cup of

coffee. Do you want one?

No thanks, mum.

I've got one.

- You know how to scream.

- Well, it hurts, you know.

You wanna hold?

You wanna smell?

Oh my god... God.

Roy, get out. Get the hell out.

Mum.

You're a danger to

everyone and yourself.

Stay away from my

grandchild and my daughter.

That works out well.

You realise you're going

to prison this time?

It's about time.

Speed trap is a clever thing.

- Roy is a good boy.

- Thank you, ma'am.

TT gave me this.

KLUTZ

- Was it a boy or a girl?

- A girl.

14 YEARS, 2 DIVORCES AND

120 SPEEDING TICKETS LATER

I know that you're impatient,

but things take time.

Yeah, it's being shipped from

the USA. The parts are awesome.

Knut, that doesn't belong there.

Great. Bye.

You're the boss now. I've

gotta work on the Mustang.

Isn't that a big responsibility?

No, Bingo-Truls is here.

He knows everything.

I'm paying you to

answer the phone.

Stallion Parts.

Okay. A '69 Chevy.

- A '69 Camaro?

- Is it a Camaro?

Front or rear?

- Rear.

- Before or after August?

- After.

- Bendix 245.

Roy. You got two minutes?

Nybakken is here.

Let the kid do it.

He's got to learn.

Where did you steal this, Doffen?

You don't wanna know.

Look. It's full of water and dirt.

There. Try now.

All right.

No, no, no...

Hi. We've got a plane to catch,

so we need to get going.

Here's the number to the hotel in

Spain. You've got my number now?

Is he driving a Range Rover?

He needs it to get over the kerb

and into the garage every day.

Two weeks? You're kidding.

Two weeks...

Ingrid, I've gotta talk to

you. Let me talk to you.

Get out of the car.

We talked about a long weekend.

We agreed on this a long time ago.

You've gotta remind me.

A lot is happening right now...

The store is in total chaos.

Street Legal is tomorrow, and

the Mustang isn't ready.

This is really bad timing.

Doesn't Nina want to go to Spain?

She wants to be with you.

She hasn't spent summer with

her dad in three years.

- Well, you live far away.

- You've got no chances left.

- Relax.

- Don't tell me to relax.

- Does it run better now, Jimmy?

- Yeah.

Hello. We're talking here.

- You can come with us, Nina.

- It's all right. Just go.

- Call me.

- Okay.

- Take care of her. I mean it.

- Sure.

We agreed on a long

weekend, but never mind.

Bye.

You've grown since last I saw you.

Yeah, I have.

Got it.

Don't you wanna go home

with me? It's getting late.

- Are you sure?

- Absolutely sure?

Yes.

- Yes.

- I'm leaving, then.

Does your shoulder still hurt?

Let me know if I can help.

Come on. I know engines.

The best thing you

can do for me...

is to sit down and shut

up until I'm finished.

Okay?

Have you been a bad boy, Roy?

Hey. Relax.

Sylvia, this is Nina, my daughter.

- Hi.

- She's visiting.

Nina, Sylvia. Sylvia is...

- a good friend.

- A very good friend.

I need some help with my

car. It's parked out front.

Now? Sure, I can help you

now. I'm gonna help her now.

- Okay.

- Good. Just stay where you are.

- I'll be back.

- I thought you were alone.

Sylvia Oberg is ready.

Is 660 horsepower enough

to destroy Rusten?

And they're off.

No... No.

Congratulations for

reaching the final.

Is it tempting to turn

on the blue lights?

As long as you stay off

the roads, I'm happy.

I'm off to the

mountains for a week,

all alone, for some

peace and quiet.

I'm just gonna cast the fly in the

water and wait for the catch.

I get goosebumps from that.

I do, at least.

Good luck in the final.

Four-leaf clover chocolate.

It's not a real

four-leaf clover, but

it's the thought that

brings you luck.

- Nice. You eat it.

- Sure, because I tolerate nuts.

I don't want it right now.

Keep it in your car,

and you'll win.

Congratulations.

You speed monster.

We had you, but you came fast.

Well, I came.

Then, ladies and gentlemen,

the moment has arrived.

The Bad Boys' final in

this year's Street Legal.

In the right lane, with his

yellow '67 Ford Mustang,

aka Little Yellow,

is Roy Gundersen.

Will it be the 10th

victory for Roy?

This is a sensation.

Unbelievable.

This year's winner is the

lawyer Nils Ole Klem,

in his red '69 Chevy Camaro.

I'm pretty sure

he's mad right now.

What's happening?

This is not a part of

the official program.

He's really taking advantage

of the situation.

No more than you would.

- Can I offer you anything more?

- Depends on what you have.

- How about home made milkshake?

- Oh, please, mum.

There goes my appetite.

If you had taken the

chocolate bar...

- you would have won.

- Right.

Are you mad at the

world again, TT?

It wasn't exactly a surprise

for you that I lost the final?

It's your own fault when

you're racing with a boat.

Where did you get that billboard?

I'm not here to talk, Roy.

From here to Sinsen centre.

- Why should I race against you?

- Why not, Roy?

I can beat that Jap crap

of yours any time.

Okay. Sinsen centre.

- Sinsen?

- What about the airport?

- You call that a challenge?

- Trondheim.

The North Cape.

Damn, that's far.

How far is it to the North Cape?

The shortest route from

here to the North Cape...

is through Sweden and Finland.

It's 2,020 km (1,255 miles).

If you wanna drive only in Norway,

you have to add 160

km (100 miles).

It depends on the route.

If you drive through

Eastern Valley,

it's 2,168 km (1,347 miles).

If you drive via

Lillehammer, it's...

- Straight through Norway.

- No rules.

- Fine.

- Amen.

Via Trysil it's 2,211 km (1,374

miles) to the North Cape.

- You need some checkpoints.

- Why?

So you don't cheat, and

drive through Sweden.

A receipt from a gas station

in Trondheim is proof enough.

Checkpoint number two is Tysfjord.

Okay, a ticket from the ferry.

Sure, a ticket from the ferry.

What are we racing for? The cars?

A hundred bucks.

Isn't that our usual wager?

- Don't miss the first curve, Roy.

- You won't even get that far.

From here, at midnight tomorrow.

- I can be the navigator.

- Are you drunk, or what?

- What do you think?

- Well...

Don't do that. Go and sit down.

You're enjoying this, Knut.

A little slave labour.

- Hey.

- Enough already.

Just forget it.

It's gonna be so boring to

drive all that way alone.

- You think so?

- Yes.

You think so?

Ten minutes until start.

Oh my god...

I hope my buddies don't

make you nervous.

I didn't know you had any.

So you got hired as a driver, huh?

I thought there'd only be a few

cars, not a pack of loonies.

- This is totally crazy.

- You can't back out now, Doffen.

- I am.

- Think about me.

I've never been north

of the airport.

I've always dreamt

of seeing Norway.

I've spent my life building this

car. We can show

what it can do now.

- This could be my last chance.

- What do you mean?

Well, I...

I don't feel too good

I've got Schreiner's syndrome.

It eats brain cells.

- Suddenly you're dead.

- Are you joking?

I don't joke about that.

What the hell...? You haven't

mentioned this to me.

I don't brag about it as

long as I can stand upright.

Let's take this trip. We

gotta look out for Roy.

And we get to see some

beautiful Norwegian nature.

Come on now.

What do you think? Are we in?

I'm ready. I'm looking

forward to it.

Roy, if he can go, then

I can surely go too?

- Are you joking?

- No. No way.

There's still someone who

hasn't put money in the pot.

- Nybakken.

- Could you lend me the money?

That too, huh?

The Swedes are also racing. Cool.

Now we're talking.

See you at the North Cape.

I hope you miss the first curve.

Distance driven 22 km (14 miles).

Distance left 2,145

km (1,333 miles).

Mum

- Are you doing okay back there?

- Sure. Sure.

You can talk to each

other if you want to.

You've got something to eat?

Nybakken, the kids want to be fed.

The kids want something to eat.

- You can share this.

- Thanks. Thanks.

- Here.

- Thanks. Thanks.

Are you gonna talk in unison for

- the rest of the trip?

- No. No.

Look at that parking.

That happens when the skills

don't match the torque.

We're on our way

to the North Cape.

Yeah.

We're doing 200 (125 mph) now, but

there's a lot of curves here.

What do you want, TT? Did

your rocket explode already?

You wish, Roy.

Good luck on your way up the

valley and turn on Channel One.

I love you, honey. Kisses

and hugs from Elise.

The next greeting goes out

to the kind and caring Roy

who's on his way

north in his boat.

Drive carefully and take your

time. Greetings from Tom.

Here's a golden oldie for you

- Look at this. There's dad.

- What's going on here?

Your little girl is sad. You

didn't let her ride with you.

Look, Roy, it's important to

take the kids with you on trips.

They need some childhood memories.

Here come the words

of wisdom, Roy.

When do you get the chance

to do something like this?

To see all of our beautiful

country, this way?

- And at that speed.

- Exactly.

Bye.

You've got three choices.

One: You can leave me behind.

- Two: You can drive me home.

- I can't believe this

We're not driving home?

We can still turn back.

Look at this. 23 missed

calls from grandma.

Tell her what you did.

Hi, grandma. It's Nina.

I was gonna tell you,

but I didn't have time.

Roy.

He's busy driving, but

everything's fine.

Bloody Swede. Let me pass.

All right. Come on, then.

Another one? The Swedes

are all over the place.

Bye, bye. Yeah.

- No, no...

- You're not gonna answer?

I'm too busy driving right now.

- Hello.

- Who is this?

Nina is with me in the

car. Where are you?

We're driving through the Eastern

Valley. I forced a

Swede off the road.

I'll call you later. I've

got a giggly stowaway here.

- Okay.

- Bye.

There. Thank you.

What was that about?

His daughter's in

the car with him.

- That's a little weird, isn't it?

- Grief.

I guess the rods went

through the engine block.

Could be.

That engine should've

died a long time ago.

How stupid are you

to push a plastic

rocket that hard for so long?

Pretty stupid.

Distance driven 238

km (148 miles).

Distance left 1,929

km (1,199 miles).

- I wonder if I've seen enough.

- What do you mean?

I wanted to see the country.

We're past Lillehammer.

That's enough for me.

You wanted to do this.

We can't turn back now.

Well, as I'm ill I'm better

off staying at home.

Who wants to continue?

It's two against one.

Yeah.

- I need some support for my back.

- We'll fix it.

Give Nybakken something

for his back.

A little further down.

A bit more. There.

Thanks.

That's better. You've

got a beer too?

Thank you.

- Now we're rolling.

- Yeah.

Schreiner's syndrome

comes and goes.

I see.

Would have been fun to win.

- Look at that poor guy.

- Should we stop?

Sure. He's also going

to the North Cape.

Yeah, I get it. I'm listening.

My vacation is over.

Come and pick me up.

POLICE.

Checkpoint 1 before you. Check.

- TT is actually kinda funny.

- He's not funny, he's crazy.

- Did you get the receipt?

- Take this.

There.

- That'll work.

- Gross.

We checked all speed

cameras in both valleys.

We think it is these cars that

are heavy on the throttle.

Could you repeat everything

with a lot less dialect?

We've made a list of

the cars involved.

All the bad guys together. I

don't recognise this orange BMW.

No licence plate numbers

on any vehicles yet.

- Any? Any vehicles?

- That's right.

Fly to Trondheim and land on

the statue of Olav Tryggvason.

This is a classic

race to the statue.

Negative. Cars have been

observed north of Trondheim.

There. Give me your pen.

We set up a roadblock in Levanger.

There's no way around it.

Everybody's on the same road.

Do it within 20 minutes.

Yawn more inwards, please.

It's extremely contagious.

- Inwards?

- Yes.

Here.

Eat a little. The bread is fresh.

You'll be more awake.

Did you choke on it?

- What kind of bread is it?

- I don't know. Ordinary bread.

Dad...

Dad...

We need medical assistance. We're

on the way north from Stjordal.

Where is...? Levanger? We'll

be there as fast as we can.

A young girl who's

allergic to nuts.

Dad. Dad.

- What's her name?

- Nina.

What's wrong with him?

It's no fun to get

ill on the road.

It's hard to admire the landscape

with your head in a bucket.

That's the sickest...

That's the sickest

thing I've seen.

That thing doesn't

look too good either.

You're going to the

North Cape, right?

No.

- There's rumours about a race.

- Not that we know of.

Then you don't know about

the roadblocks either?

The district sheriff

is totally nuts.

We thought we might help you.

- Who's "we"?

- We are...

the local car cruisers.

When it comes to roadblocks,

we've got a few tricks.

We're up early.

Sure, mum.

Dad's let me work on the

Mustang, and in the store.

And now we're going for a drive.

I've gotta go, mum.

Bye.

How are you doing?

The doctor said it was good

that we got here so quickly.

- Where are you going?

- To the North Cape.

No, Nina.

You should get back

in bed, and then...

I didn't almost die

only to go back home.

Nina...

- Get back in bed, Nina.

- Roy.

Is it better with some

air? It usually helps.

Are you sure you don't want

to go home? We can turn back.

You can stay at grandma's

if you want to.

There're roadblocks

after Levanger.

What?

- Who says that?

- Jimmy.

How come you have his number?

- Greaser help is on the way.

- "Greaser help"?

You know the highway code?

"Travellers should

exercise caution..."

I'm a lawyer.

Ok, I'll tell you a joke instead.

The policeman: "Let me see

your driver's licence."

Driver says: "Wait a minute.

You took that last week."

"How many licences do

you think I have?"

Funny, huh?

Distance driven 604

km (375 miles).

Distance left 1,563

km (971 miles).

Mindor is enjoying himself

now. He really loves this.

He's got Lunde's fertiliser truck.

No kebab for you for awhile.

Take them away.

Nicely done, Stokkstad. I

almost feel sorry for them.

Everybody's come to a halt.

What do you think of this?

Hey Jimmy. We're right

behind you. Thanks.

Is it fun taking a trip with dad?

We're ready. Great.

Commence Operation

Granada immediately.

What's happening now?

- They're being trapped.

- I'm not blind.

You're not gonna help them?

Without Jimmy and them, we

would've hit the roadblock.

Do we have to refuel now?

Go to the airport, but

put me down first.

An honour working

with you, Philip.

Who's in charge here?

- Who are you?

- Philip Mork, special unit.

Mindor Hammer. Everything's

under control.

You don't have control over

anything. I need a car.

Pop the hood on this one.

Lasse Kalseth.

The police is

requisitioning this car.

Good. Great.

Everybody has to piss.

We don't lose any time.

My balloon is also

full, so it's okay.

Good.

Look at this. You're

getting the hang of it.

Damn it...

- I can't see a thing.

- We have to pull over.

Turn off the sound system.

Can you turn it off? Hammer.

Turn off the sound system.

It can't be turned off. You

have to download an app.

- You're in my jurisdiction.

- What?

You're in my jurisdiction.

This draft doesn't help with

my Schreiner's syndrome.

Jimmy. Find out where we

can get a new windscreen.

Okay.

- Did you have a bad day?

- No, we're having fun.

How did you manage this?

Just put in the

windscreen, please.

I know everybody's on holiday.

Find a patrol car and send

it south over the mountains.

Of course they've got a car.

I can't talk on the

phone in the car.

What you need to do...

Hammer.

Sorry. You know that the

car is named after you?

- Little Yellow? After Nina?

- No, the other way around.

Even with a small engine,

the Mustang is the fastest.

When you were born, no one

thought you'd survive.

A certain moron made sure you

got a rough start in life.

You survived against all odds.

And you had jaundice. That's

why I painted the car yellow.

Little Yellow is you.

We used to do so much together.

Now we never hang out any more.

There they are.

We're hanging out now.

- Are you ready?

- For what?

You're crazy.

Do you wanna hear something funny?

Okay.

I tampered with the

carburettor before the final.

It's funny. If I hadn't done that,

TT might not have teased you.

Then we wouldn't be here now.

- You're kidding, right?

- No.

Distance driven 1,087 km

(675 miles). Distance

left 1,080 km (671 miles).

THE POLAR CIRCLE.

I'm taking it for granted that you

hear me. Don't

answer, just listen.

Stokkstad, listen. There

are two ferry crossings.

Find some equipment that can

be used to block the road.

You need a lot of patrol

cars. I'll be right behind

to make the arrest.

Checkpoint 2 before you. Check.

Jimmy and the others

won't make the ferry.

- We'll make it.

- Yep.

A waffle would be really nice now.

Yeah.

Two people in Norway can make that

jump. You're not one of them.

He threw the wrench right

into the windscreen.

Really?

We drove without for a long time.

It was windy. It felt like...

my face disappeared from my

skull and went down my back.

Is something wrong? She

looks kinda depressed.

She deserves to suffer a little.

I can't find anything

about Schreiner's.

- Online?

- Yes.

- Do you get a signal here?

- Sure.

It's a rare disease.

Maybe they haven't

written anything about it yet.

- About Schreiner's?

- They probably will.

They don't know about it yet. They

don't update weekly, you know.

The point is that I

don't feel well.

It's not fun to be laughed at on a

ferry with other people around.

My nervous system

is still working.

Very well done, Stokkstad.

Order a marzipan cake. We're about

to nail all of them at once.

Good thing we stopped here.

An honour working with you.

We've set up a roadblock. The

situation is under control.

What are we gonna do?

Come on.

- Hey there. Hands off.

- The tyres are pretty worn.

- Are your tyres pretty worn, Roy?

- Are you drunk, or what?

- You're awesome, Linda.

- I know. Drive.

What?

A tipper truck... They're feeling

high. This is getting dangerous.

Get all civilian cars off

Route 6. Yeah, all the way.

I mean all the way.

To the North Cape.

Distance driven 1,970

km (1,224 miles).

Distance left 197 km (122 miles).

- What was that?

- Shit.

I told you that the

tyres were worn.

You should've changed

them on the ferry.

There are the others.

There's TT too.

You should've changed them on

the ferry when you had time.

Look. There's your girlfriend too.

There are Jimmy and the others.

Now we're last. Are

you finished soon?

- Come on.

- You have two choices...

Stay behind or shut up.

Okay?

Game over.

We're too far behind. No chance.

- What if we drive straight ahead?

- Straight ahead?

- Yes, in the curve.

- In the curve?

- Straight ahead.

- Off the road?

Straight ahead.

Are you drunk, or what?

He's insane.

Yeah, a little bit, but whatever.

Yeah.

Damn...

My shoulder is dislocated.

Now.

You can't sleep now, Nybakken.

We're almost there.

- Nybakken.

- Hey.

Come on.

What's he staring at?

- Are you looking for eagles?

- Hey.

Damn.

- Have you kicked the bucket?

- What?

I think he's dead.

Quit joking around.

Come on, Nybakken, you can't...

You can't die now.

We're almost there.

Talk about timing.

- Nybakken is dead.

- What?

Nybakken is dead.

Yeah, right.

He's dead.

What are you doing?

We won, kid.

That's what he wanted.

That's what Nybakken wanted.

You're right, kid.

You're right.

It was cool letting them win.

Even?

The North Cape before you. Check.

Klutz.

Well, I beat the Swede.

Nybakken checked out right

before the finish line.

I'd like to say a couple of

words before the cops arrive.

He's always been a great friend.

My best friend ever.

He's always been like a

stepmother to Jimmy.

- Isn't that right, Jimmy?

- Yes.

You were the grandmother

Jimmy never had, Nybakken.

When Jimmy was a baby, I left

him at his garage every day.

You sat in a car seat that

Nybakken had mounted on the wall.

You slobbered, gulped

and cried while

watching Nybakken repair cars.

Your first words were

cylinder head gasket.

Like a true Viking,

he deserves a dignified farewell

in the car he was so proud of.

That's the least we

can do for Nybakken.

And that...

Have a nice trip, buddy.