Bride & Prejudice (2004) - full transcript

Oh.

This is the conveyor belt?

Wait, wait, wait.

Balraj, get the other one.

Lalita!

And check this one.

I'll just check that one.

This is mayhem.

This is, like, bedlam.

It's good, isn't it?

What do you mean, it's

a little bit like New York?

Better get used to it, Darcy.

We're here for two weeks.

Jesus, Balraj, where the hell

have you brought me?

Hurry up, you silly girls.

We must make sure Jaya meets

this Mr. Balraj from London,

before anyone else.

All mothers think that any

single guy with big bucks

must be shopping for a wife.

I'm embarrassed to say it,

but I hope he is.

What, shopping

or loaded?

Well... both.

Lakhi, you think your

mother has gone crazy

that I'm letting

you wear that?

I told you, Lakhi.

It's very vulgar.

But Mama,

it's killing, Mama.

Ooh, it's killing.

It's what everyone's

wearing in Mumbai.

But we want Balraj

to look into Jaya's eyes,

not your mammies!

She's our only hope.

If we do not get

the elders married first,

we'll never be able to marry

rest of you for the shame!

Come on, Lakhi.

It's only a party.

Save your fussing for

the big wedding tomorrow.

Papa, just chill.

I have to fix my dupatta.

Oh-ho.

Hi, Lakhi!

Hi.

- Lakhi.

- Hello.

Can we sit here?

Please do.

Mama, we go and

see the bride, OK?

Chandra, don't be too long.

Oh, this must be the

famous Balraj from UK.

He's from the Uppal

family of Delhi, you know.

Hey, Balraj.

You've waded a long

piece from London.

Is that his name?

I completely forgot

groom is bringing

guest from England.

Apparently,

he's a barrister.

Is that right?

A barrister?

And his family

live in Windsor,

near the queen's castle.

Really? Next to the queen?

Oh, his sister is looking

so lovely, so fair, no?

Who is that Englishman with him?

He's American.

His name is William Darcy.

He was Balraj's

fast friend at Oxford.

From one of the richest

families in America.

They own hotels

all over the world.

Shame he's not Indian, though.

You sure you're OK

about going away to London?

You only met him twice.

He's nice and so is his family.

You need to get out

of this town, Lalita.

You know there's

nothing for you here.

All the guys just want

girls from rich families.

Papa needs me.

I couldn't leave.

His friend Balraj is great.

He's looking for a

girl too, you know.

Good Lord, is it me, or is every

woman over 50 giving you the eye?

Don't be dense, Darcy.

Every mother in this room is

wetting her knickers for him

for their daughters.

Can we leave yet?

Kiran, I'm his best man.

I can't just bail out on him, can I?

It's 10 a.m. in New York. I wouldn't

mind getting back just a little early

so I can go through the

financials in a hotel and go...

Will you stop working

just this once?

And you stop being

such a coconut.

This is our dear, dear

Motherland. Enjoy it.

The only thing India's

good for is losing weight.

Are you sure this is safe to eat?

I don't wanna be getting

Delhi Belly on my first day.

What's happening now?

The Indian version

of American Idol.

- I hope you brought your earplugs.

- This is great.

This is where the girl sees the

boys and the boy sees the girls.

Brace yourself, Darcy.

He's about to transform

into the Indian MC Hammer.

What are they like?

What are they saying?

"Oh, these pretty girls

fluttering temptingly,

like kites without string."

"These girls are like naked live wires.

If you get too close, you'll

get an electric shock of love."

Ugh.

Oh, my gosh.

There's still time.

Ha-ha-ha.

That-That was fantastic.

Very good.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

The two of you dance.

Thank you.

Darcy, what are you doing?

The drawstring

keeps coming undone.

I don't know why you

made me wear these pants.

Why don't we just

alert the media?

She's too outrageous.

I'm telling you, she'll

give us all a bad name.

You know she is spending

all night texting boys?

Lakhi, stop right now.

Lakhi.

Good evening, sir.

We're from the groom's side.

We'd like to introduce

ourselves, if we may.

- I'm Balraj, this is my sister Kiran...

- Hi.

- and my very good friend, William Darcy.

- Hello.

Very nice to meet you all.

- Sir.

- I am Shamin Bakshi.

May I introduce

my family to you?

This is my wife,

Mrs. Manorama Bakshi,

and these are my daughters,

Jaya, Lalita.

That's Lakhi

and that's Maya.

Good Lord,

four daughters in one family.

God has blessed you

four times over.

Such a pleasure to make

your fine acquaintance.

Ahem.

Would you do me the honor?

- Papa?

- Of course, of course. Please, please.

Darcy, why don't you ask one of

Jaya's lovely sisters to dance as well?

No. I'm sorry, I can't.

I must get back and work.

I have a conference call.

But it's easier than you think.

I can show you...

No, I... really can't.

Maybe another time.

Rich American.

What does he think?

We are not good

enough for him?

You should have seen

Mrs. Lamba's face.

Balraj didn't dance with

any other girl all night.

I knew he wouldn't

be able to resist

my pretty Jaya's charms.

Or yours, I'm sure.

Just imagine if Jaya

went to live in UK.

We could visit her anytime.

I would hate to have my

daughters be so far away.

But we have so many.

One or two can go abroad.

They'll earn more.

God knows, they'll need to,

'cause we can't afford

to give them all

decent dowries.

Perhaps we should have drowned

one or two at the time of their birth.

We wouldn't have had these problems if we

had gone to U.S. when we had the chance.

Did I tell you about this Indian fellow

who went to America and made it rich?

My brother did all the paperwork to sponsor

us, but no, you didn't want to leave.

This fellow went to America and

bought this huge American house

and built three swimming

pools in the garden.

Now he owns three Subway

franchises in New Jersey,

and what do we have?

Ha-ha.

An old house, an old farm

- and new bills.

- So when his father visited from India,

he showed him around his mansion

and three swimming pools.

His father asked, "But, son,

why do you need three pools?"

So he said proudly, "Well, one is filled

with cold water for when I feel hot.

The second is filled with

hot water when I feel cold."

The father nodded and said,

"Why is the third pool empty?"

He said, "Well, that's when I

don't feel like swimming at all."

Listen, Balraj, if you

really wanna get married,

why don't you just hook up with some

Indian girl from England, or even America?

At least you'd have

something in common.

I didn't have any problems

talking with Jaya, did I?

She's intelligent,

she's beautiful.

Come on, Bal,

look around you.

You said it yourself, man.

We're in Hicksville, India.

Then why did I see you

eyeing up Lalita?

She's beautiful,

yeah, but...

But... not your mom's idea of

the mother of her heirs, right?

Not exactly, no.

Bye.

Give me that bag.

- Why?

- Forget it. I wanna go over there.

- Come, I wanna go to that one.

- Just give me the bag.

♪ Is this going to be

♪ The last time we three

♪ Walk down

this street together?

♪ She's going to be wed

♪ It doesn't mean she's dead

♪ We'll be friends forever

♪ It's not long before the day

♪ I up, up, up and fly away

♪ So let's make this

a walk to remember

♪ There are stars in your way

♪ From Amritsar to UK

♪ There are stars in your way

♪ From Amritsar to UK

♪ You are the golden girl,

the center of the world

♪ Just ask,

and you shall have it

♪ This is your moment,

grab it

♪ Your wish is our command

♪ We'll supply what you demand

♪ You've turned

their lives around

♪ You got

a marriage into town

♪ Marriage has come to town

♪ Laughter, color,

light and sound

♪ Life is great,

let's celebrate

♪ The sacred union

two souls have found

♪ Oh

♪ Oh

♪ You see, flowers

are most important

♪ Bright colors

can never be forgotten

♪ No one can

be at your wedding

♪ With a bad taste

in their mouth

♪ So we will supply

the rasamali

♪ The guests

won't leave without ♪

Look at that.

Come on.

Hurry up.Ah...

♪ Fancy pearls

and precious stones

♪ Imported from far and wide

♪ We'll melt and mold

and set for hours

♪ 24-carat bride

♪ The color, clarity

♪ The best you ever seen

♪ Only the Kohinoor

is better

♪ But you'll have to ask

the queen

♪ Marriage has come to town

♪ Laughter, color,

light and sound

♪ Life is great,

let's celebrate

♪ The sacred union

two souls have found

♪ Life and all

its intricacies

♪ We'll paint

on your hands and feet

♪ The color of mud

♪ Shows the heat in the blood

♪ Oh

♪ And eyes the earth

and all her fertility

♪ We'll darken your lifeline

♪ To deepen with time

♪ Adding soul to the magic

♪ That is to be

♪ Your life

and all its intricacies

♪ Who can tell you more

about yin and yang?

♪ Sharing one spirit

between woman and man

♪ Marriage is the path

taken by he and she

♪ May your new life

be kissed by harmony

♪ It seems they had nothing

in their lives before today

♪ And why are they so happy

to give a daughter away?

♪ You got what

you always wanted

♪ And for that, I am glad

♪ But just take a look

around you

♪ The city has gone mad

♪ Can't wait for the day

♪ Can't keep

our shoulders down

♪ God bless you for getting

♪ This marriage into town

♪ Marriage has come to town

♪ Laughter, color,

light and sound

♪ Life is great,

let's celebrate

♪ The sacred union

two souls have found

♪ Marriage has come to town

♪ Laughter, color,

light and sound

♪ Marriage has come to town

♪ Laughter, color,

light and sound ♪

Hi, hi.

They look sizzling, no?

Jaya should grab him right away,

seduce him before he leaves.

Give him a little taste so he

comes begging back for more.

And what makes you

such an expert, huh?

Mmm, I know enough to know

that if that damn cute Darcy

was looking at me the way he's looking

at you now, I wouldn't ignore him.

You're nuts, Chandra.

God, is he coming up?

- Lalita...

- Huh?

Marry him,

divorce him right away,

then give me half.

Someone's having

some fun up here.

Hope it's not my tie, is it?

- No. We're just jok...

- Excuse me.

Someone's thinking of you.

I'm off to get a Coke. Bye.

- What'd she say?

- It's just an old saying.

We say whenever you sneeze,

it means someone's thinking of you.

It was probably my lawyer.

Can't get any work done

in the hotel I'm in.

- Which hotel's that?

- It's the Diyan International.

That's the best

hotel in town.

Oh. But their computer

system keeps crashing,

the electricity goes.

I don't know how

business functions here.

Are you a barrister

like Balraj?

No, no, no. My family's

in the hotel business.

I'm sure Amritsar's

hotels can't compare,

but I bet there's

a slight price difference.

How much does it cost

to stay in one of your hotels?

A good room, about

$400-$500 a night.

Ha! That's more than what

most people make here in a year.

Well, that's pretty bad

when you put it like that,

but people who can afford it,

they want the best.

There's nothing wrong with

having standards, is there?

No, as long as you don't

impose them on others.

This is your first

Indian wedding, right?

Mm, yeah.

It's been an experience.

- You're not enjoying it?

- No, no, I am.

I just find the whole arranged-marriage

thing a little strange.

I don't really know if

two people can get married

that don't really

know each other.

It's a little backward,

don't you think?

That's such a cliché.

It's different now.

It's more like a

global dating service.

The groom looks pretty happy.

Did his parents

force him into it?

No, he asked his parents

to find him a bride, actually.

He was busy

running his company.

He just wanted it

to be simple.

I see, and so he came here.

Is that what you think, too?

That India is the place to go

for simple women?

- That's not what I meant.

- It's funny.

Americans think they've got the answers

for everything, including marriage.

Pretty arrogant considering they've got

the highest divorce rate in the world.

What I was trying to say is that he

wanted a bride who was traditional and...

Darcy! Stop boring her to death

and come and get down with us.

Listen, uh, I'm a

hopeless dancer, but...

this looks like you screw in

a light bulb with one hand,

you pet the dog

with the other.

Will you teach me?

You know what?

I think you should find someone

simple and traditional

to teach you to dance

like the natives.

We're all flying

down to Goa tomorrow.

Darcy's looking into a

hotel he may acquire.

Mr. Bakshi, we'd love for Jaya

to join us as our guest.

How nice.

A hotel in Goa.

Mr. Balraj, I'm not sure

if it would be appropriate

to let Jaya go on her own.

- Oh, I understand.

- Don't be silly, dear.

It's so kind of you

to invite Jaya.

Perhaps her sister

can accompany her.

- I think I can go to Goa.

- Lakhi, you're too young.

I think Lalita should

accompany her sister.

- But, Papa...

- Don't be a silly girl.

Go and have fun

with your sister.

Sure, I'd love

to come with Jaya.

Wonderful. I'll send the

driver over in the morning.

- Good night to you all.

- Good night.

- And good night, yes.

- Bye-bye.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Have you gone crazy,

old man?

This is Jaya's chance to

win him once and for all.

And he'll get to see

her in a swimsuit.

Are you crazy?

Hello.

What's this? Oh.

Thank you.

Ma'am, your Sea Breeze.

- Oh, thanks.

- Ma'am.

Darcy, darling, will you tear yourself

away from the love of your life

and put some lotion on my back?

I don't wanna get too dark.

I'm writing to my

little sister Georgie.

Oh, my God. You lugged

that all this way?

That explains why you haven't

got much room for outfits.

Do you have something

against books,

or do you resent them because they leave

less room in your bag for your makeup?

No. No, I just never

have time for them.

Indians here have

a lot more free time.

Or maybe you're a much more

accomplished woman than I am.

Mm-hmm, maybe.

Darcy's a great reader.

In fact, I think

a love of books

is on his list for

his ideal woman.

I think you've had one

too many Sea Breezes.

I clearly remember a very drunken night

in Oxford when you recited the list.

Let me see, she has to be smart,

speak several languages...

- Kiran, drop it.

- No. I recall she had to be athletic...

voluptuous, of course,

graceful, witty, confident.

I'm not surprised Mr. Darcy hasn't found

his ideal woman with a list like that.

Does this mean

you're an ideal man?

Well, I guess you'd be

a better judge of that than me.

As far as I can tell,

most men have faults.

Arrogance,

pride, vanity.

She certainly read you

like a book, Darcy.

No.

I just think you

got me all wrong.

Well, you'd certainly have trouble

finding your ideal woman in India.

I didn't hear simple, traditional,

subservient on your list.

Come on, gimme a break.

Now you're twisting my words.

You said yourself that

you're used to the best.

I'm sure you think

India's beneath you.

If I really thought that,

then why would I be thinking

about buying this place?

Ha-ha. You think

this is India?

Don't you wanna see

more investment, more jobs?

Yes, but who does it

really benefit?

You want people to come to India

without having to deal with Indians.

Oh, that's good.

Remind me to add that

to the tourism brochure.

Isn't that what

all tourists want here,

five-star comfort with

a bit of culture thrown in?

Well, I don't want you turning

India into a theme park.

I thought we got rid of

Imperialists like you.

I'm not British.

I'm an American.

Exactly.

40 acres on this side, sir.

What the hell's

he doing here?

Oh, my God.

Hello.

♪ Enter in the dance,

plug it in, and we begin

♪ Crowd up in the center

♪ They watch, be dibidim

♪ Watch the way we drop it

in a mix timin'

♪ Rise and amplifyin',

then we come in with the swing

♪ Just followin' the back

and naturally harmonizin'

♪ Climb into position

with synchronized things

♪ Live from out the ghetto,

we maximizin'

♪ Sound of the Groove Armada,

we super stylin'

♪ We super stylin'

♪ We super stylin'...

Hello again.

Hey.

How are you?

Fine, thanks.

- Can I join you?

- Sure.

- Would you like a drink?

- No, thanks.

- I'm not much of a drinker.

- Well, then neither am I.

I've been drinking out here 'cause

it's cheaper than the water.

I'm Johnny, by the way.

I'm Johnny Wickham.

Pleased to meet you, Johnny.

I'm Lalita.

Lalita.

How do you know Will Darcy?

I saw you two blank each other.

I was gonna go over

and say hi to the guy,

but then I realized I'd

have to talk to the wanker.

We sort of grew up

together 'cause...

my mum used to work for

Darcy's family in England.

She was his nanny.

See, their family had a couple

of big, old country hotels...

Mm-hmm.

Dad was a really keen...

well, Darcy's dad was a really keen golfer,

and I used to caddy for him.

Really nice old fella.

Gave me a great job

when I left school, and...

I don't know,

Darcy was never too keen.

So when the old man

died a few years back,

you can guess who was

the first one to get fired.

Just like that?

With his dad gone, he didn't

have to explain, did he?

- But your mum helped raise him.

- Yes, she did.

You know, Darcy's mum

is even worse than he is.

She's been trying to get

him hitched to this...

I don't know, this rich

New York girl for years.

It's the ultimate

business merger.

So she's arranging

his marriage?

You could

call it that, yeah.

What a hypocrite.

See, that's the great thing

about living in India.

You don't have to have money

to enjoy this place,

and if you have money,

you never get to see

the real India, you know.

I just feel like people here have

got their priorities sorted.

I'd love for you

to come to Amritsar.

It's... It's beautiful.

It's just that not many

tourists go there.

Am-Amritsar. Is that where

the Golden Temple is?

Yeah. I'm sorry

we're leaving today,

but I'd love to show you

my hometown.

Yeah, I'd love

to show you London.

♪ My eyes are searching,

my hips are working

♪ My lips are waiting,

take me to love

♪ My skin's pulsating,

my body's shaking

♪ My lips are waking,

take me to love

♪ India's the place for me

♪ India sets you free

♪ My eyes are searching,

my hips are working

♪ My lips are waiting,

take me to love

♪ Oh

♪ Take me

♪ Take me to love

♪ To love

♪ Oh, no

Hurry up, Bejali.

And be careful. Oh...

Ah, you're back.

What's going on, Lakhi?

Everything OK?

Yes, Mama, it was lovely.

Good. Now one is all

but taken care of.

- We have to prepare for number two.

- What?

Maya, hurry up

with the bucket!

He'll be here soon!

- Who? Who, Mama?

- Don't ask.

Kholi sahib.

- He's on his way from the airport.

- Who?

Kholi. He's your father's

sister's husband's sister's son,

and he's a top accountant

in California.

But why is he

coming here?

To look at me for his bride.

What do you think?!

Hurry up, girls. Come on here.

I want to look at you.

Hurry up, hurry up.

Come on fast.

Now listen to me

carefully, girls, huh?

It's very important to make a

good first impression on Kholi sahib.

Stand straight, smile,

don't talk unnecessarily,

and don't say anything

too intelligent. You.

Shame she only selectively

practices what she preaches.

Why don't you go outside

and welcome the guest?

I'll do that.

Bejali, go outside

and get the luggage.

Mama G, what's up?

Hello. How are you?

Ho-ho-ho.

Bejali is here.

Go outside, you bloody fool.

Hey! Ew...

Bejali.

Oh!Hey!

Come in, Kholi sahib.

Welcome.

We weren't expecting

you so early.

You've really taken

us by surprise.

What a pleasure

to see you, Mama G,

after so long time.

Oh... oh, who?

Oh, of course.

You remember my daughters.

Jaya, Lalita...

Uh...Maya...

and Lakhi.

From small,

great caterpillars

to such

beautiful butterflies.

And so like you,

Madam Butterfly.

This is my dream home.

Colonial-style, five bedrooms,

three and a half bathrooms.

$850,000.

- That's 4 crores, 25 lakhs.

- Oh, my.

I bought it only six months ago.

It's already worth $900,000.

Bet it has three swimming pools.

Uh, actually, the

complex has two pools.

Plus, my crib...

has its own hot tub

bath with super jets.

It's the bomb.

Is it near

Beverly Hills, 90210?

No. No... No,

it's in the valley.

But 20 minutes down 101 Freeway,

and you're in North Hollywood.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Did you

hear that, Lalita?

He lives in Hollywood.

You must join me in U.S.

You must, you must, you must.

I could help you

start a business there.

That's where the

money's to be made.

UK's finished.

India's too corrupt.

Kholi sahib, India's still a young

country since independence.

I hardly think

its potential is over.

And what do you think your U.S. was

like after 60 years of independence?

They were all killing

each other over slavery

and blindly

searching for gold.

Tell you what.

I've made a packet

as an accountant in LA.

The Indian community there

is very professional,

all doctors

and computers and...

Not like these uneducated,

minicab, 7-Eleven-store types.

It's ours for the taking.

Anyone can become an Amrikan.

Then why come back here?

- Ah... bada-bing, bada-boom.

- Bada-bing, bada-boom...

There's only one

problem with Amrika.

our girls that

are born there...

they've totally

lost their roots,

completely clueless.

Our girls are very rooted.

They're really

very, very traditional.

You know, in U.S.,

they're all too outspoken

and career-orientated,

and some...

have even turned into...

the lesbian.

Ahem.

So that leaves me no choice...

I may be healthy,

wealthy and wise,

but as they say,

"No life... without wife."

Kholi sahib.

You're a poet as well.

Did you hear that,

Mr. Bakshi, huh?

"No life without wife."

Yes. Very wisely spoken.

I think God is

smiling down on me.

I'm spoiled for

choice in this house.

I suppose, as the eldest...

Jaya must be the first choice.

A-Actually,

Kholi sahib,

Jaya's practically

engaged to someone else.

But Lalita is unspoken for.

Lalita.

Lalita.

♪ Lonely Mr. Kholi

from Los Angeles

♪ Came to Punjab

on one bent knee

♪ He had a green card,

new house, big cash

♪ So made a wish

with every fallen lash

♪ For you to do

the journey with him

♪ To smile when he got home,

ask how his day had been

♪ He wants you by his side

in joy and strife

♪ Poor Mr. Kholi,

he has no life without wife

♪ No life

♪ Without wife

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ No life

♪ Without wife

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ I don't want a man

who ties me down

♪ Does what he wants

while I hang around

♪ I don't want a man

who's crude and loud

♪ Wants a pretty wife

to make him proud

♪ I don't want a man

who can't be funny

♪ Tells tall tales

about makin' money

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ I don't want a man

who'll grab the best seat

♪ Can't close his mouth

when he starts to eat

♪ I don't want a man

who likes to drink

♪ Or leaves his dirty dishes

in the sink

♪ I don't want a man

who wants his mummy

♪ A balding pest

with too much tummy

♪ I don't want a man

who's dead in the head

♪ Poor Mr. Kholi

♪ Ay, Mr. Kholi

♪ Maybe he's good in bed

Eww!

♪ No life

♪ Without wife

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ No life

♪ Without wife

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ What you don't want

don't matter no more

♪ Soon you'll be married

and ready to go

♪ A match made in heaven,

just like milk and honey

♪ You'll make all the ghobi,

he'll make the money

♪ Every day will be the same

according to his plan

♪ Forget what you want,

Mr. Kholi's now your man

♪ No life

♪ Without wife

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ I just want a man

with real soul

♪ Who wants equality

and not control

♪ I just want a man,

good and smart

♪ A really sharp mind

and a very big heart

♪ I just want a man

not scared to weep

♪ To hold me close

when we're asleep

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ I just want a man

who loves romance

♪ Who'll clear the floor

and ask me to dance

♪ I just want a man

who gives some back

♪ Who talks to me

and not my rack

♪ I just want a man

whose spirit is free

♪ Who'll hold my hand,

walk the world with me

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ No life

♪ Without wife

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ No life

♪ Without wife

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Sorry, Mr. Kholi,

it is not to be

♪ My heart is set

on another, you see

♪ The wandering soul

I was meant to meet

♪ Has finally come

and swept me off my feet

♪ Now I dream

of what it would be like

♪ To be an overseas bride

dressed in white

♪ To have a little home

in the country

♪ And live in the land

of Her Majesty

Come, come.

Thank you.

- Yes?

- Namasteto you.

I came to see Lalita.

I'm friends with her.

Friends?

Yes.

Lalita!

Yes, Mama.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- You made it.

- Yeah, I made it.

- Come in.

- Thank you.

- How was your journey?

- It was great. Thank you very much.

- Hello, Johnny.

- Hi, Jaya. How are you?

Papa, this is

our friend from Goa.

- Johnny Wickham. He's from London.

- Sha Bakshi.

Oh, pleased to meet you.

Johnny Wickham.

He wanted to see

the Golden Temple,

so do you think he could

stay with us, Papa, please?

Yes, of course.

We can do with some

fresh conversation here.

- I'll show you the guest room. Come on.

- Thank you, Mr. Bakshi.

Miss Bakshi.

Oh, God, he's too yum.

Shh, he can hear you.

He cannot stay here.

Hippies are dirty

and they steal.

Mama, he's not a hippie.

And what will

Kholi sahib say?

He is staying here in a house

full of young unmarried women?

Your Mr. Kholi's been in the house a day,

and he's already running things?

I think we can take him to the

Garba tonight, huh, Mama?

Lalita, please may I have

the first dance with him?

See what

you've started?

Don't be ridiculous,

Lakhi.

He cannot come

to the Garba.

But Mama, there's never enough

cute boys to dance with.

Have you all gone mad?

What will Balraj think of us

if we all end up

there with him?

Surely unfair.

- What's unfair?

- Papa...

she will not have our friend

come to the Garba.

Of course he should come

and see Garba with us.

I just invited him.

This is really a madhouse.

I'm so glad

he's come.

I really didn't think

he'd make it.

I can't wait to see Balraj.

I wish he didn't have to

bring that Darcy with him.

There's one thing I don't

quite understand, though.

If Darcy is Balraj's

best friend,

he can't be as awful

as Johnny thinks he is.

Jaya, you look

absolutely beautiful.

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

And, Lalita,

you look nice, too.

You really made

an effort tonight.

No doubt, you had

certain someone in mind.

Hey, mastered

the Garba already?

Uh, no. I could only

hope and pray, really.

Lakhi's a great

teacher, though.

Oh, his Garba style

is killing, man.

Come on, Jaya, they're here.

Move away, please.

- Oh.

- Sorry.

Lakhi. Lakhi.

I'm so sorry about my mother.

She can be a little abrupt.

It's all right. There's

no need to apologize.

I appreciate her

letting me stay.

I'm so glad you came.

You couldn't come to India

and not see Amritsar.

No, you were right.

It's very beautiful.

You sure you're

ready for this?

I'm willing

to take the risk.

- Hello. Oh, hi.

- Hi.

Hey there, buddy.

Buddy, how are you?

Madam, would you

do me the honor?

You know, actually,

I prefer American hip-hop,

but as Gloria Estefan says,

"The rhythm

is going to get you."

So bring it on.

Huh?

- Hi.

- Hi.

You look liked you were

working hard out there.

Hey there, partner.

This is Mr. Kholi, and this is

my best friend Chandra Lamba.

Oh, oh...

It is such a great pleasure

to meet yet another

beautiful young lady.

There must be something magical

in the water in Amritsar.

I'll happily get drunk on it.

Please, can I have the honor

of getting you ladies

a soft drink, huh?

Yes, please.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I thought he was gonna put

you in hospital out there.

Try eating with him.

It's like looking at a

Jackson Pollock painting.

So... Jaya told me

you met someone in Goa.

Maybe.

So Mr. Darcy didn't

manage to seduce

the jewel of Amritsar?

Please. He's such

a conceited, arrogant...

Hello, Lalita.

- Hello.

- Hi.

I've been studying

this Garba thing.

Looks a little

out of my league,

but what the hell?

Would you like to dance?

Sure.

Lalita...

She...

So I believe we're coming to your

house for dinner tomorrow night.

Balraj said your

father invited us all.

Can't wait.

Surprised to see

your old friend Johnny?

I wasn't so much surprised

as disappointed.

He's staying with us.

My family really like him.

Oh, yeah,

everyone loves Wickham.

Makes friends easily, and he

loses them just as quickly.

And what about you?

Are you a loyal friend?

What are you talking about?

I've heard so many things

about you, Darcy.

I really can't seem

to figure you out.

Well, maybe you shouldn't

listen to everything you hear.

You should talk. After all the rubbish

you said about arranged marriages,

I can't believe your mother's

arranging yours.

May I have this dance,

Madam Bakshi?

I thought you'd never ask.

Shall we, uh...

Lalita! Bejali!

Where is my china?!

I'm sorry about this stupid dinner tonight.

I wanted you to join us.

Don't worry about it.

I'm used to it.

Still, I wish you could come.

It would make this evening

a lot less boring.

Ah, there you are.

I've been looking for you

everywhere. Where have you been?

Lakhi's decided she wants to

show me the town tonight.

Uh-huh. I want to take him

for Amritsar fish, fruit cream

and hot gulab jamuns.

That's nice.

- Where are you looking? Look at me.

- Bejali, bring my china, please!

Cholo, Bejali.

I'm warning you.

The cobra dance.

Oh!

Thank you.

That was lovely,

Maya.

- Papa, shall I play the sitar now?

- That's all right, Maya.

You have entertained us

enough for the evening, OK?

Thank you. Very good.

I still can't believe

I'm sitting with a Darcy

in Amritsar, of all places.

- This world is too small, no, dude?

- Way too small.

Lalita, my firm

has been doing business

for many years with

Darcy's mother, Miss Catherine.

Beautiful lady.

- She has such a big hotel in Beverly Hills.

- Can I get anyone else a drink?

- Me, please.

- Yes, please.

Let me help you

with that.

Why don't you

all have something?

Balraj, have something.

I saw you dance with Wickham

the other night,

and I hear from Darcy

that he's staying with you.

- Yeah. So?

- Look, don't fall for his bullshit.

He's more trouble than he looks.

You know his mother was Darcy's nanny...

And you're Darcy's friend.

Of course you'd take

his side, wouldn't you?

There's no crime in being

the son of a servant.

I've heard so many stories

about your Mr. Darcy

sahib in Goa, Balraj.

Let's just say that Darcy and India

have had a little bit of a rough time.

Ah, these Indians, they don't

know how to treat tourists.

- There's no sophistication.

- What do you mean "these Indians"?

- Are you no longer an Indian?

- I'm a green card-holder now.

India's decades behind.

Well, I think there's a lot about

India that we don't have.

Really? Like what?

Uh, well...

Well, I think it's nice the way

the families come together.

I lost my father

a while back,

and my mom spends a lot

of her time in New York,

so my sister and I, we don't

really have a family home.

I can't remember the last time that all

my family kind of got together like this.

Kholi sahib is only trying

to win over my daughters.

Yes. He wants them to be in love

with America as much as he is.

And why is that?

Well, you can see

for yourself, Mr. Darcy.

They are all exceptional

marriageable prospects

for any single young man.

Well, I hope you brought

big appetites.

Mrs. Bakshi has planned

a special feast for all of us.

The truth is

that Kholi sahib was quite

taken by Jaya at first,

but after I explained to him

that she was being coveted by

another fine gentleman from abroad,

I then steered him

towards Lalita.

Balraj, you are

a very lucky man.

Jaya's had many

suitors before,

with her great beauty

and fine figure,

but none were good

enough for her.

You two will make

a fine couple,

and you'll have no regrets

on your wedding night.

Lalita...

Jaya...

I need some help

in the kitchen.

Tsst-tsst.

Come on.

Come, come.

Come on.

Come on, Bejali.

Whew.

Power walking.

It's so healthy.

Everyone in LA

is so healthy.

They all like to exercise,

but not read.

Oh, no, no, there are great

bookstores, too. Word up.

There's nothing

you can't find in LA.

Nothing?

You sure you don't miss

some things from here?

Well, to be honest...

...what I do miss most

is companionship.

You know,

it can get very lonely

in such a big place,

and...

Lalita, I like you.

You're very peppy

and bright,

and I want to marry you and

bring you back right away.

- I've spoken to your mother...

- You already spoke to my mama?

Yes. She's very enthusiastic

about the marriage.

I'm sorry. You should

have spoken to me first.

I'm not ready

to be married. I...

I really can't accept.

Well, Lalita, I'm offering

to take you to Amrika, huh?

You and your family

will have no more worries.

I could never be the kind of wife

that could make you happy,

and I don't think you could

make me happy, either.

You know, I work for some

of the richest people in Amrika.

I have savings

and bonds and stocks,

and you wouldn't even

have to work.

But I like working.

OK. OK. Oh.

You know, you may never get such

a good offer like this one again.

I'm sorry.

It's too...

too much tension for me now.

She is happy

to let us all be ruined.

You must speak to her,

old man.

She wants love to be there

from the beginning.

Where was the love, Sha,

when we first got married, huh?

Tell her. Tell her

that you marry first,

then love grows.

I'll never speak to her again

if she refuses him.

Lalita, do you understand

what your mother is saying?

She is saying that she will

never speak to you again

if you do not marry

Kholi sahib. No?

Yes.

And I will never speak to

you again if you... do.

What?!

Thank you.

Ahh!

Oh, Khol...

Kholi sahib.

Where are you going?

Listen to me, Kholi sahib.

Listen to me.

Please don't leave like this.

Kholi sahib?

Kholi sahib.

Kholi sahib... Kholi sahib,

please listen to me.

Oh, my God. Kholi sahib,

I'll talk to her.

Just listen to me. I'm sure

she will understand, Khol...

Oh! Jaya, Balraj is here!

Kholi sahib.

Kholi sah...

I thought you weren't

leaving until next week.

I know. I'm sorry.

I've just found out that I have to be

on the next flight back to London.

Some important business has

come up that just won't wait.

- Hang on one sec.

- Where are you going?

Kiran and Darcy want

to go home, too, so...

Yeah...

I understand.

But I'll e-mail you

as soon as I get back, OK?

Well, I...

suppose I better go.

Everything OK?

Bye.

Mama?!

Mama? Mama?!

You won't believe what has happened.

Jaya, Lalita, come fast!

- You won't believe this!

- What is wrong, Lakhi?

Papa, Kholi has proposed

to Chandra Lamba.

- What?!

- What?

- No, I bet she gave him two tight slaps.

- No.

She said yes,

and you know what?

They're having a small

temple ceremony here

and then a big

American wedding in LA.

No.

I can't believe my best

friend would do that.

One billion Indians, and she had to

go and marry one of the stupidest?

People do horrible

things for money.

- And a green card, too.

- No, no, no, no.

But on the inside, Chandra's

not like that, I'm telling you.

Not everyone can stand up to the

pressure the way that you can, Lalita.

Better single than unhappy...

I have to go.

My mates are waiting

for me in Varanasi...

and I don't want to go, but I don't

want to desert my mates, either.

Oh. Of course.

Of course you should go.

I knew you wouldn't

stay forever.

Johnny!

Wait. You can't leave

without me!

Oh. Ugh!

- Ohh.

- Ohh.

- Lakhi.

- You'll come back now?

Maybe, yeah.

And don't you dare

remove this, OK?

You know, it's bad

luck if you do,

and you promised

you wouldn't.

All right,

well, um...

well-well,

I better go, OK?

I don't want

to miss that train.

Come.

♪ Show me the way

♪ Take me to love

♪ Another world,

how I long to be

♪ Where fallen stars must lie

♪ Roses bloom, never die

♪ Show me the way

♪ Take me to love

♪ Show me the way

♪ Take me to love

♪ A cold sunset

♪ Gold drop left to melt

♪ Close my eyes and wish

♪ I could see

♪ If it is near

♪ Or far from me

♪ This place called love

♪ Is it for real

♪ Or is it just a dream?

♪ Show me the way

♪ Take me to love

♪ Another world

♪ How I long to be

♪ Under clouds that don't cry

♪ Wounded birds can soar high

♪ Show me the way

♪ Take me to love

Sit down.

She'll pick up.

Hello.

Bakshis' residence.

Yes.

Why, hello,

Kholi sahib.

Really?

That's very kind of you.

It's really too much.

Chandra wants us to be

at her wedding in LA.

They're sending us

four tickets. Come on.

Hi, Chandra.

Four tickets.

So good to hear you

sounding so happy.

Jaya, we can stop

over in London.

You can meet Balraj again.

Hello?

Is that Kiran?

Hi. It's Jaya Bakshi

from Amritsar.

Actually, we were

just passing through London.

Really? OK.

We'll come by today, then.

Great. Bye.

See?

How nice to see you all again

in our part of the world.

The Thames...

Windsor Castle...

Oh, flag's up.

Queen's at home.

The queen.

So many lovely paintings.

- Is that an Andy Warhol?

- Wrong decade.

We have several originals

Mummy found in Barcelona.

Oh, Italian.

How nice.

Do sit down.

Lakhi!

- Hey!

- Oh, my God, Johnny!

How are you?

Oh, my God.

What on earth

are you doing here?

Oh, I came here

to surprise you.

You have, and it's a lovely surprise.

Thank you.

We brought her over

from India.

Don't know how

we'd manage without her.

Won't Balraj be

joining us for tea?

Oh, no, didn't I tell you?

Balraj isn't here.

He's in New York

with my parents.

No... you didn't tell me.

Yeah.

They want him to meet

a couple of girls out there.

Cake?

Lemon one's low fat.

Flight 714 to Los Angeles

is now ready for boarding.

Would all

first-class passengers

please make their

way to Gate 37.

Lalita?

- Hey.

- Hello...

Hi.

I was just checking in, and I...

You're on your way to LA?

- Yes. We are going for Kholi's wedding.

- Oh, of course.

Yeah, we have him booked into

our hotel in Beverly Hills.

It's beautiful in the garden

for a wedding.

- Oh, should we be getting on, too?

- Not yet, Mama.

They let first class on

before everyone else.

I hope we are in

better seats this time.

Ooh, it was so crowded and

noisy coming from Delhi.

Yeah.

I've just had a meeting

in London. On my way home.

Well, it's nice

to see you all.

Maybe I'll see you

at the wedding.

Thank God we're in economy.

One thing I asked -

not to be near

the toilets.

How will we sleep with all the flush

noise and the doors banging?

Hello.

- Pretty cramped back here, huh?

- Yes.

- No leg room for my blood circulation.

- Well, Mrs. Bakshi,

I was wondering if you'd like to

exchange seats with me in first?

No, we're fine, thank you.

Really, young man?

Me in first class?

Are you sure?

Yes, please.

It's the least I could do

to repay you for

your hospitality.

Show me.

Come. Show me.

Well, who could have guessed

he'd be so thoughtful?

Another glass

of champagne, madam?

Yes. Thank you.

Well, your mom's

very happy.

Thank you, but...

you really didn't need to do that.

Oh, well, it's a very

small price to pay

if it means I get

to sit next to you

for the next ten hours

and 53 minutes.

Well, I...

do intend to sleep

for at least ten

of those hours.

Yeah.

So how's Wickham?

Don't know.

Haven't heard from him.

Well, that sounds

just like him.

Why do you hate him so much?

Listen, Lalita, some things

are best left unsaid.

You know I

wouldn't lie to you.

You just have to trust me

that he's a nasty piece of work.

I would hate it

if he ever hurt you.

I wanted to tell you

in India, but, uh...

Well, I'm glad that

I can warn you now.

Warn me?

Let's just say it's a good thing

that he hasn't been in touch.

And I guess, the way

you two were dancing...

I was a little jealous.

What's going on

with Balraj?

He never wrote or called

Jaya ever since India.

You know, he and Kiran,

they know a fair bit about

pressure from their parents, too.

I guess we all do.

From what Johnny said,

I hear your mother's

no different.

Yeah.

Well, I don't know what

"Johnny" told you, but...

my mom's probably not

the best judge on marriage.

You know, I think sometimes

the only reason my parents

stayed together

as long as they did

was 'cause they lived

in separate countries.

You know, I want to marry someone

that I can't wait to see every day.

We're not gonna get

any sleep in these chairs.

Get used to it.

Take your arm

off my armrest

and keep your leg

to your side.

Hmm.

♪ Hey, must be the money

♪ If you wanna go

and get high with me

♪ Smoke a L

in the back of the Benz-y

♪ Oh, why must I feel

this way? ♪ Hey...

- Welcome.

- Hello.

♪ Hey, must be the money

♪ Must be the money Hey.

It's all good.

And this is the

en suitebathroom.

This one has a hot tub

bath with super jets.

Oh! Oh, you must

see this closet.

Just look at the space.

Chandra has this entire side

for all her 51 wedding suits.

- 51?!

- And that's gonna be the gym.

And that's my crib.

It's a nice-looking house.

- Ah, thank you.

- Very nice house.

I know what you're thinking,

- but he's a good man.

- Hello?

I'm not romantic

like you, Lalita.

I didn't want to take the chance

in case my prince never came.

I know he's not for you,

but... but he's kind,

and... and adores me.

And I love it here.

Chandra, I'm truly

happy for you.

I... I think I was a bit

too quick to judge him.

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Yes, Kholi sahib,

it's lovely.

The ceiling's so high.

To think my wedding's

gonna be here?

Just put those

figures on my desk.

Oh, here we go.

Hi.

Hey.

Mr. Darcy.

- Hello, everyone.

- Good afternoon, sir.

Isn't it great we're

all together again?

Only this time, we have

home-court advantage, no, sir?

OK, why don't I

show you around?

Mmm.

That's very good, Paul.

Excellent.

I'll put the order in today.

Mm. Mm!

Will!

Mother.

I'd like you to meet

the Bakshi family.

So these are Kholi's relatives.

Such a pleasure to meet you,

madam, and your lovely hotel.

It's... first class.

So tell me everything

about India.

I've always been

fascinated by it.

India's such

a huge country,

I wouldn't know

where to begin.

It's always been a dream of mine,

ever since I was a little girl, to go there.

I was devastated when Will

said that I shouldn't go.

Oh, that's not

what I said, Mother.

I said that it might be hard

for you to travel there.

But you're the one that didn't

want to buy the hotel there.

The board wanted to. Oh, everybody

has their hand on India these days,

but Will refused.

Well, that was for

lots of reasons.

In fact, it was Lalita who

helped me make that decision.

A decision that

lost us a fortune.

Well, there's so much

to see in India, Mrs. Darcy.

You must come sometime.

Well, if I had a hotel,

I might have,

but what with yoga and

spices and Deepak Chopra,

the wonderful

Eastern things here,

I suppose there's no point

in traveling there anymore.

Well, I don't know

about that.

People haven't stopped

going to Italy

because Pizza Hut's opened

around the corner.

Yeah, right. Yes.

Ah, Georgina.

Oh, hey, Georgie.

Hey.Hey, come here.

Everyone...

I'd like you to meet my

little sister Georgie.

- Hi.

- Hi.

So this is Lalita.

Yeah.

Oh, Will told me all about your

fab time together in India.

Food poisoning, being

ravaged by mosquitoes...

Not your brother's idea

of a perfect holiday.

There were lots of things

I liked about it.

Well, I hope I get to hear you

play guitar while you're in town.

What?

Yeah, Will said you

played beautifully.

No. He's just exaggerating.

No, my brother never lies.

Lunch.

He's one of the most eligible

bachelors in this town.

You should be stirring your

husband's dinner, not trouble.

Darcy was just

being friendly.

Very friendly.

After meeting his mother,

I even felt

a little sorry for him.

I think what changed your mind

was seeing the size of his hotel.

Oh, hello?

Ah, hello, Mr. Darcy.

What can I do for you?

Oh, Lalita?

Well, why, yes,

she's just here.

Uh-huh.

Here's to the only person

I've ever seen

stand up to my mother.

I hope I wasn't too rude.

Trust me, it's good for her.

Reminded me of when

I first arrived in India.

Here I am, I'm trying

to deal with everything,

and then boom. You jump

straight down my throat.

- I didn't know what had hit me.

- You deserved it.

Oh, come on.

Sí, señor!

I really like this place.

It's... It's not at all where

I expected you'd take me.

Aha. You see?

I told you you misjudged me.

The band is great.

Why don't you show 'em

how it's done?

- No. No, no, no, no way.

- No, I guess your guitar playing

can't really compare to

your sister's snake dance.

♪ Show me the way

♪ Take me to love

♪ Things only hurt

♪ Now I want to feel

♪ Nights are caressed

by silken breeze

♪ Whisper secrets

to listening trees

♪ Show me that world

♪ Take me to love

♪ Ohh-ohh-ohh

♪ Show me the way,

take me to love

♪ Come out, blue moon

♪ I need a friend soon

♪ To share what

I'm feelin' for him

♪ Shine down on me

♪ So I can see

♪ The silver street

that leads me to

♪ The place I want to be

♪ Show me the way,

take me to love

♪ Show them the way,

take them to love

♪ Things only hurt

♪ Now they want to be

♪ Two beings with

one beating heart

♪ For their whole lives

not to part

♪ Show them the world,

take them to love

♪ Ohh

♪ La-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la

♪ Show them the way

♪ La-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la-la

♪ Take them to love♪ La-la

la-la-la-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la

la-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la

♪ Ohh

♪ La-la-la-la,

la-la...

♪ Yeah

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ La-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la,

la-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la

♪ Ohh

Hey, how you doing?

This is my wife.

My mother-in-law.

Jaya, smile, please.

Your face looks like

a baby's smacked bottom.

Kholi wants you to meet a plastic

surgeon from Orange County.

I can't just forget Balraj

like that, Mama.

Please don't make

it any worse.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Can I talk to you

for a second?

You look more

comfortable this time.

It really suits you.

- There you are.

- Listen...

- Hi, Lalita.

- Hello, Mrs. Darcy.

Uh, I'd like you to meet

Will's girlfriend Anne.

Lolita.

That's such a cute name.

Like the movie, right?

It's, um, Lalita.

Nice to meet you...

Anne.

...Anne.

This is so much fun.

Look at all the colors.

Just imagine, she would

have missed all of this,

so I insisted that she come on the

plane from New York with me.

Lalita, doesn't Anne look

wonderful in Indian clothes?

Oh, stop that, Catherine.

She's too kind.

You look lovely.

Shall we go?

The ceremony is starting.

...comfort her and keep her

in sickness and in health,

as long as you

both shall live?

Yes, I do.

Chandra, do you take this

man as your lawful husband,

to love, honor and

comfort him and to keep him

in sickness and in health

as long as you both shall live?

Yes, I do.

By the power vested in me

by the state of California,

I hereby pronounce you,

man and wife.

You may kiss.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- You OK?

- Yeah.

- Thanks.

- Sure.

- The ceremony was so beautiful.

- Yeah.

- They both look really happy.

- Mm-hmm.

So I guess the next Indian wedding

I'll get to go to is Balraj's.

Well, that's if he and

my brother make up.

What do you mean?

Well, he and my brother

aren't really talking

much right now.

Yeah? Why?

Um, he didn't tell

me everything,

but I guess Balraj

met someone in India,

and Will didn't think

she was right

and ended up having to

talk him out of marrying her.

Your brother

talked him out of it?

Oh, no, he was just

looking out for him.

The girl's mom was

a total nightmare.

She was a gold digger out to nail

a rich hubby for her daughter.

Is that scary, or what?

Oh, there's Will.

I'm sorry.

I... I gotta go.

Lalita, wait.

Please give me

a minute to explain.

Look, I'm sorry

about Anne coming.

- I didn't know.

- I don't give a damn about her.

I hope you two

are very happy.

I don't love her.

Look, my mother never told me

that she was inviting her.

Look, it's not my business

what you and your mother do.

Yes, it is.

Look, Lalita...

I love you.

And I hated seeing you

with Wickham in India,

and I tried my hardest

to forget you, but I couldn't.

I know this sounds totally crazy.

My mom's gonna flip out.

but I don't want

you to leave.

Only you could say

that you love me

and insult me

at the same time.

What?

You tried to forget me.

Loving me is crazy. I'm not

good enough for your mother.

And you think I'd want

to leave my family for you

after you've ruined

my sister's life?

- OK, hold on, hold on.

- Georgie told me.

You talked Balraj

out of marrying Jaya.

Yeah, yeah, I did,

but I have my reasons.

And you ruined

Wickham's life, too.

Look, just let me explain.

We may not have

your family's money,

but that does not make

us inferior to you.

I'm being honest

with you here, all right?

My family are not gonna be

jumping for joy about it.

I'm telling you

that I don't care.

When I first met you,

I thought you were rude,

arrogant, intolerant

and insensitive.

But over the last few days, I thought

maybe, maybe I made a mistake.

But I was right.

You're the last person

I'd ever want to be with.

Hey, Mr. Darcy,

how you doing?

Hey, Kholi,

is Lalita here?

I'm sorry, sir.

You missed her.

- What?

- I already took them to the airport.

They're on their

way to London.

You want to come in

for a beer or something?

I'll get it!

It's so tragic.

Not a single proposal.

So sad. So sad.

My fate is to live

in that rotten house

full of spinsters

and no grandchildren.

- Don't worry...

- Everything will be all right.

Everything will be all right.

Mama, I was thinking...

can I go shopping?

- Go, Lakhi. Go.

- Thank you, Mama.

If we are not bringing

back any husbands

and she goes shopping,

at least we won't be

going back empty-handed.

Hey... what's wrong?

We almost did have

a proposal.

Proposal?

Who?

Will Darcy.

Darcy?

I know that sounds crazy.

What did he say?

That he loves me.

And what did you say?

Hello.

- Hi.

- How are you?

- I'm so happy to see you.

- Good to see you.

- How long you been waiting?

- Very long.

- Shall we go?

- Yeah.

It's from Lakhi.

Oh, God.

- Darcy...

- Lalita...

I feel like I owe

you an apology.

- This isn't a good time.

- Lalita, please, just...

I'm sorry about Jaya.

I wasn't sure whether

she really loved Balraj.

I thought your mom

was just pushing her.

I was an idiot.

I've apologized to Balraj,

because I know that he still loves her.

- He'd like to see her if...

- I don't have the time for this.

- Wickham has...

- Wickham is a liar.

He got my sister pregnant

when she was 16,

and he ran off, and he tried to

marry her for my father's money.

I stopped him, and I had

to pick up the pieces.

Oh, my God.

- What?

- Lakhi.

Lakhi has gone off

with Wickham.

What?

Lakhi went out shopping yesterday,

and she never came back.

Mama's sick in bed.

Papa is here from India

with the police.

They can't seem

to find her anywhere.

Wickham!

Lakhi!

Know where he is?

So beautiful.

I love it.

He left with some bird.

Said something

about the London Eye.

Smile.

I don't know.

- Oh, my God, Johnny.

- Hey.

I want to go on that.

- I want to go on that, too.

- Lalita.

Lakhi!

Lakhi!

Oh, my God. Bollywood.

Go away!

No!

Go away!

- Johnny, there's two seats.

- Mm-hmm.

- Darcy.

- Lakhi.

Lakhi, let's go.

Hey!

Lakhi, you don't...

Lakhi, come back!

Johnny, come on!

What are you doing?

- Lakhi.

- Johnny.

Just... stop it now.

Leave him. Let's go.

Lalita, not him, please.

Anyone -

Ohh.

Don't you dare.

Lalita, it was always you!

Ooh.

I'm so sorry.

Let's call Mama and Papa.

Papa.

- Oh, Lakhi!

- Ohh...

Oh, thank God you're safe.

- Mama, I'm so sorry.

- What sorry?

No boy is coming within ten miles

of you until you get married.

Mama, Papa,

it's Will who found her.

Oh. Thank you so much, sir,

for bringing her home.

- We're really indebted to you.

- No, really.

Lalita, help him

clean up his face.

- Balraj is here.

- Tell them.

Yes, yes. There's

an important news.

- Your sister is getting married.

- Yes!

- Oh, my God, Jaya!

- Lakhi!

Lakhi.

Congratulations.

I'm so happy for you.

- It's a long story. Hey, congratulations.

- Thank you.

- Jaya.

- Come on, come on, sit down now.

Come, come, Darcy.

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

She's fine. She's back now.

She's fine.

Jaya, relax.

Balraj, now that we are

one big family,

why don't you

find our Lalita

a nice Indian husband?

Don't you have

any cousins?

That's nice. Will you

have a look at these?

Balraj, a family is a family, yeah?

I'm so happy

for you, Jaya.

I told you, the moment he

saw you, he was yours.

I didn't think it would

ever happen for me.

But it did.

About 20.

Jaya!

Balraj is already here!

Beautiful.

Coming.

Where's Darcy?

He'll be there somewhere.

Lalita, he's over there.

♪ Marriage has come to town

♪ Laughter, color,

light and sound

♪ Life is great,

let's celebrate

♪ The sacred union

two souls have found

♪ Can't wait for the day

♪ Can't keep our shoulders down

♪ God bless you for getting

♪ This marriage into town

♪ My eyes are searching,

my hips are working

♪ My lips are waiting,

take me to love

♪ My skin's pulsating,

my body's shaking

♪ My lips are waking ♪ Take me to love

♪ Ohh

♪ India's the place for me

♪ India sets you free

♪ My eyes are searching,

my hips are working

♪ My lips are waiting,

take me to love

♪ Da-la-da-la-la,

da-da-da-da-da

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da

♪ My heart's awaking,

his love forsaking

♪ I am awaiting

♪ Take me to love Take me to love.

♪ Ba-la-la-la

♪ La-la-la-la...

That's a wrap!

♪ Can you

♪ Can you

♪ Can you

♪ Can you

♪ Can you touch my body,

make me feel like I never felt?

♪ Deliver it, make me

shiver from head to toe

♪ Move my waistline

side to side

♪ Come on, push up on me,

I'm feelin' hot tonight

♪ Can you touch my body,

make me feel like I never felt?

♪ Deliver it, make me

shiver from head to toe

♪ Move my waistline

side to side

♪ Come on, push up on me,

I'm feelin' hot tonight

♪ What I gotta do

to get a little closer to you?

♪ To you?

♪ I been watching you,

I really wanna get to know you

♪ Know you, so

♪ I'm kinda feeling your vibe

as I look in your eyes

♪ And you're watchin'

my thighs movin' left to right

♪ So whatcha wanna do? ♪ Wanna do?

♪ You come to me,

and I'll come to you

♪ Touch my body, make me

feel like I never felt

♪ Deliver it, make me

shiver from head to toe

♪ Move my waistline

side to side

♪ Come on, push up on me,

I'm feelin' hot tonight

♪ Can you touch my body,

make me feel like I never felt?

♪ Deliver it, make me shiver

from head to toe

♪ Move my waistline

side to side

♪ Come on, push up on me,

I'm feelin' hot tonight

♪ If I could be alone with you,

this is what I would do

♪ I would do

♪ I would grab you by the hand

and begin to show you

♪ Show you

♪ How to make it real hot,

never want it to stop

♪ Take it up to the top,

make my body rock

♪ So whatcha gonna do? ♪ Gonna do?

♪ You come to me

and I'll come to you ♪ Can you...

♪ Touch my body, make me

feel like I never felt?

♪ Deliver it, make me

shiver from head to toe

♪ Move my waistline

side to side ♪ Side to side

♪ Come on, push up on me,

I'm feelin' hot tonight

♪ Can you touch my body,

make me feel like I never felt?

♪ Deliver it, make me

shiver from head to toe ♪ Head to toe

♪ Move my waistline

side to side... ♪ Side to side

♪ I'm feelin' hot

tonight

♪ Now, can you

rocket up, rocket up?

♪ Don't stop, just move your

waistline from side to side

♪ Now as you push it up,

push it up

♪ And do the body right

♪ Do the body right,

do the body right

♪ Now, can you

rocket up, rocket up?

♪ Don't stop, just move

your waistline from side to side

♪ Now as you push it up,

push it up

♪ And do the body right

♪ Can you?