Bridal Boot Camp (2017) - full transcript

Rip-Fixes-Sync

by VaVooM

Are we checking for defects?

- I'm so sorry, I was just...

- Checking it for comfort.

Oh my god, you made this?

- With old vintage lace.

- Used lace.

I love it.

Wait til you see

the wedding dress.

My daughter threads a fit

like no one I've ever seen.

I can't believe it, I mean,

it's exactly what

I always dreamed.

Well it was your

dream that inspired me.

It's just, perfect.

Thank you.

- What do you think, mom?

- I think you need a better cake.

Thank you so much

again, Andy, and Bonnie,

you've both been so amazing.

You're so welcome.

I would say come back,

but that's something

we never say at Bonnie's Bridal.

Instead, our wish to you,

One love to last a lifetime.

Bye.

Nearly 600 weddings

since you were born

and you're gonna be next.

Well, technically

Felice is next.

She and Troy have a whole

month on me and Jordan.

Does Felice always

have to go first?

Have you met Felice?

You're a really good friend, Andy,

neglecting your own

dress to finish hers.

It's fine, I mean

I only had four dresses

to make this month, two of

which are hers and mine.

It's been a slow spring

so, worked in our favor.

Which is good

practice, because someday

you're gonna be

designing your own

and you'll have your

own staff to make them.

Oh yeah?

What, Bonnie's Bridal

goes worldwide?

You're laughing,

I'm not laughing.

When would I even have the time?

Once Jordan graduates,

we're gonna start a family,

and have to work around

his crazy schedule and...

Since when does it have

to be one way or the other?

When your father and I were

raising you, we both were working.

Yeah, and I was here

at your work every day.

As a matter of fact, I still am.

Well fine, move your family

to the dirty little city

to accommodate Jordan's job.

I'm just saying, why do

you have to sacrifice

everything for your partner?

You and Jordan

need to compromise.

And we will, Jordan loves me.

I know, and you love him,

but you love your work.

Just remember that.

Mom, I'm in the middle of

creating my very own wedding.

How could I forget?

- Cheers, honey.

- Cheers.

You're home early, thank you!

- Felice! What are you doing?

- I was using your restroom.

And you need a new bulb.

Almost used your trash can

as a toilet seat.

I thought you were Jordan.

You thought Jordan left class

early for you? That's cute.

So, what do you

think of the flowers?

Do you think the white

roses are like, bourgeoisie?

Be honest.

If you want white roses,

it's your big day, right?

No one can say anything,

you get whatever you want.

Good, I don't want 'em.

It's just what my

snooty mother wants.

What I want is, pink

roses everywhere,

and for the only white

in the entire place

to be my perfect ivory dress

made by my perfect maid of honor.

Fine, whatever you want.

And, what I want is for

my perfect maid of honor

to join me next week

for the world famous

Whitney Walsh's

bridal boot camp.

- Bridal boot camp?

- Yes!

- Felice, seriously?

- Sounds fun, huh?

- No?

- No.

- You said whatever I want.

- Yeah, within reason. That isn't.

Okay, so if you don't go with me,

then I'm just gonna leave.

Hi, I'd like to order

a chicken pad Thai,

and an order of spring rolls.

After you order another

order of that chicken pad Thai.

Make that two pad Thai.

Andy Phillips, five seven nine

Aspendale, thank you.

Why are wedding

cakes never good?

Almost every single

one that I've tried

over the past week has been dry,

and I'm sorry but

fondant is just nasty.

My mom's bringing over

some sample slices tomorrow.

If we find a good bakery,

you can use 'em too.

So, have the same cake as you?

No.

Well, they make

different styles, you know.

Yours can have as much sparkle

or whatever as you want.

I just want it to taste good.

If it tastes good and it has that

triple berry cream thing, I'm all in.

Perfect, 'cause I want

dolce de leche anyway.

And what about

Jordan's groom cake?

He wants dark

chocolate strawberry.

What about Troy?

I have no idea what he wants.

See, who's the perfect bride now?

And, what is Jordan gonna

eat for dinner tonight?

What is Jordan gonna have

for dinner when he gets home

from a long day of

work at the hospital

and all those long hours

of studying at school,

while you sit here and eat

pad Thai and drink Chianti?

You didn't order

anything for him.

- I see no perfect bride here, Missy.

- Well, you distracted me.

I was gonna cook him something,

but you just showed up.

Sure, blame it

on the best friend.

Sounds to me like

this bridal boot camp

could do you some good too.

Don't think I don't see

what you're trying to do here,

thwart me into another

one of your absurd ideas,

'cause I don't need it.

Miss perfect bride is gonna make

her fiancee the perfect BLT.

- Lady, step away from the bacon.

- You know what, I'm outta here.

You can keep it, bye.

- Love you baby.

- Love you too.

Hey there, how was your day?

Hi.

The OR was awful, there

was a really bad accident

with multiple cars on the ten.

- Oh honey, I'm so sorry.

- It's fine, I'm better now.

- So, what are you watching?

- Hor deaurves on display.

Just getting ideas

for our spread.

Oh, well, wait a minute.

I thought you wanted

a three course dinner.

No, we changed it

last week, remember?

I don't wanna serve steak and

have the vegans up in arms,

or serve pasta and have the

gluten free's freakin' out.

- Right.

- So, I told you this.

I know, I'm sorry, it's

just been a long week.

- Cardiovascular quiz got you down?

- No, pulmonary is this month.

Cardio, cardio, was last month.

- That's right.

- Right.

Sorry, so many wedding

things on my mind.

That's fine, it's just

boring stuff anyway.

It's not boring.

- Babe.

- I love your work.

It's my job, and I

even find it boring.

And not to mention, you

get all grimacy and stuff

when I even get graphic

about what we do in the OR,

so give me that, okay?

- Okay.

- Wait!

- What?

- I made you dinner.

But you don't even cook.

We might as well start,

'cause we don't wanna be ordering

take out every night for our kids.

Okay, yeah, sure, so what is it?

- It's a BLT, try it.

- A BLT!

Well babe, I mean,

it looks great.

But, you do know

I don't eat mayo, right?

Yeah I mean, you know,

it's just so fatty and...

You know, I don't

like the taste.

- Since when?

- Since ever.

- How did I not know this?

- Babe, come on, it's fine.

Look, we've only been together

a little over a year,

I'm pretty sure there

are lots of things

we don't know about each other.

You can't expect to know everything

about one another, can we now?

We're not perfect.

Look, I'm gonna go get a shower,

and hit the sack because

I am tired and exhausted,

and I wanna get

up in the morning,

and go to the gym before

I go to class, okay?

- Do you wanna come with?

- Yeah, I'll be right there.

Yeah?

Thanks for the sandwich.

We're not perfect?

I think what he

meant to say was,

he didn't expect you

to be all-knowing,

even though you like

to think you are.

I don't think I'm all knowing.

But I did think that I knew

everything about Jordan.

I know that he misses

high school baseball,

I know that his favorite

color is turquoise,

I know that he always

washes his hands twice

cause it's work habit, and

I know that he secretly

tries to avoid cuddling

because we both run cold,

but this mayo thing...

It just cuts deep.

Andy, I just think you're making

a big deal out of nothing, okay?

I can't even tell you what

color Troy's eyes are,

much less his favorite color.

Clearly I missed the mark here.

I mean, how could I marry someone

I didn't know hates mayo?

So what, you're just gonna call off

your wedding over a bad BLT?

No, of course not, just...

Maybe, you were right for

once, about this boot camp.

Maybe it's something

we should try.

I was thinking about

that again this morning,

and I just think it

sounds a bit too much.

I went on the website, and

they said we have to wear heels

the whole time for

reception rehearsal,

and I can barely make it

around this park in flats.

So, I think we just jump

the gun on that one, okay?

Felice, it was your idea.

Yeah, that was before

I found these water pills

that you can take the

night before your wedding.

They make you go like...

Okay, okay fine.

But, I looked up that

Whitney Walsh last night,

and I was wrong about her.

She's not just some

rich housewife.

No, she made a fortune throwing

all these famous people weddings

after years of being

their yoga instructor.

So, maybe she has

some great tips

about how to throw

a good wedding?

Even if the camp

itself is a joke.

Okay, but I'm not wearing heels,

alright, that's how hammer toes are made.

You're the relationship columnist

that wants to run an

article on me, correct?

- With your permission, of course.

- Sure, I love free press.

Tell me, June, did

you go to work today?

And this is what you wore?

- Did you borrow it from your fiancee?

- I got it on sale at blooming...

Did you buy it in

the men's section?

I just don't understand

what a men's business suit

would be doing in

the women's aisle.

I don't think it's a men's...

Does your paper have

a fashion columnist?

And does she ever, tease you

about what you wear to work?

Duncan, and yes,

he does, sometimes.

If your fashion columnist

wouldn't wear it to work,

neither should you.

- Hi.

- Hi.

You've been

married before, yeah?

Yeah.

If you screwed it

up the first time,

what makes you think you

can make it work this time?

Okay go, just go.

Hey, get back here!

You need to learn how to stick up

for yourself. Fight back.

Okay.

Okay sister wives.

You think what I said

was so funny?

Because you're so young, and cute,

and you're marrying your college sweeties?

No, not at all.

No it's not that, it's just that,

we love your pinterest board.

Well guess what, you

can't pin the perfect marriage.

So wipe that smile off your face.

OCD elementary school teacher.

That's me, my name is Wendy Day,

my students call me Miss Day,

but you guys can call me Wendy.

Just don't call me on

a Wendy day.

Felice Davis,

Whitney Walsh protege.

Executive assistant,

finance firm, impressive.

Now you need to

work on becoming VP.

- And you must be our resident skeptic.

- Excuse me?

Andy Phillips,

design entrepreneur.

Tell me miss Phillips,

why don't you think

you can benefit from

our program here?

Well, honestly, I thought

that I could be a good bride

by just being myself.

So you just came for moral

support for your friend here.

Well, then I

thought, "Why not?"

- Maybe I could improve myself here.

- Good, I think you can.

I think you all can.

With my week-long crash course,

you will all learn what it

takes to be the perfect bride.

You'll leave here with

less fat, more confidence,

and a one way ticket to a long,

happy, lasting marriage like mine.

Ladies, this is my husband,

Preston Walsh.

You may have stayed

at one of his five star hotels,

but, fancy hotels

and long ski weekends

are not what makes

a marriage special.

So what does then, exactly?

All the amazing things

that I've learned from it,

which, I'm going to share

exclusively with all of you,

with my bridal boot camp.

Rule number one,

know your fiancee.

Duh, kind of a given.

You wanna keep your hubby happy?

You gotta know how he ticks.

For example, Preston

hates mismatching socks.

He loves green tea

with milk over coffee.

Even though he works

crazier hours than I do,

I know that our morning

workout together

is what keeps him sane, which

leads me to rule number two.

Look good.

Men care moreso about

how we look than we do.

They want a woman

that other men covet,

so look good, they stay happy.

Right, June?

Easy for her to say,

she was clearly born

with those cheekbones

and those legs.

Rule number three, settle down.

Maybe he isn't your

dream guy, so what?

Fairy tales have lied to us

for far too long, ladies.

There is no prince charming.

There are only unstable

men, or stable men

that can be who you want

them to be, if you let them.

So, no more ideas

about prince charming,

and no flirting with men

who you think are princes,

'cause guess what?

They're not.

Four, be interested.

Be able to talk about

a variety of subjects,

like religion,

sports, even politics,

and be able to talk

about his work too.

Talk intelligently about it.

You will undoubtedly have

a multitude of differences,

and if he can tolerate

yours, you can tolerate his.

Which brings me to number five.

Stay strong, ladies.

No one likes that messy mom

in line at the grocery store

with her kids running everywhere,

wrinkled clothes, bags under her eyes.

Don't be that woman!

If we don't like her,

do you really think

the man that lives

with her will?

- Why not tell us how you really feel?

- Something to say there, skeptic?

'Cause I've got sonar hearing,

and just because you're cute,

doesn't mean you can

beat my boot camp.

Here are your

regimens for the week.

Please do not faint.

I assure you, you can all survive it,

if you try hard enough.

So, who's ready to get started?

Kappa kappa won't be back.

Hey, how long you

gonna be around?

A little while.

I can stay until that

flower delivery arrives.

You sure?

Yeah, just lock the

front door and put a note,

tell the guy to come round back.

By the way, before I go,

come with me up front, there's

something I want you to try.

Okay.

This one is divine.

I swear I'm gonna renew my

nuptials with your father

just so I can buy this

insanely expensive cake.

I was right, it's all

about the dolce de leche.

That's the one.

Oh, shoot, it's late,

I gotta run.

Your daddy's cooking me dinner,

and I don't wanna spoil it.

Spoil it?

You mean, he spoils you.

Sometimes.

Sometimes it's just an apology

for leaving the toilet seat up.

- I love you.

- Tell dad Hi for me.

I will.

Oh well,

more for me.

What'd you forget?

If you came back for more cake,

think again, this is all mine.

I wouldn't dream

of taking your cake.

It's clearly spoken for.

Sorry, I thought

you were my mom.

Nope, just

delivering the flowers.

Well, we usually have

them come around back.

The front was open, and the

lights are still on, so I...

It's fine, can you

bring them over here?

Yeah.

Thanks, are you new?

I've never seen you before.

What happened to Tiffany?

I'm not new, no,

but I don't usually deliver.

Tiffany is out on leave

for a little while.

She and her husband

just adopted a little boy.

Oh really?

That is so sweet.

I knew she was trying,

but I didn't know they were adopting.

Yeah, it all

happened kinda quickly.

She got really lucky,

we're happy for her.

Okay, I got it.

Did my mom ask you to

arrange the vases for us?

'Cause we usually

do that ourselves.

Oh well, you're

more than welcome to.

I just, thought you seemed

a little preoccupied with the feeding.

Feeding?

I am cake taste testing,

thank you very much.

And, I wasn't going to

finish all this by myself.

- What, enjoying my cake much?

- Vanilla cream, that's very good.

But you're not a vanilla girl,

are you?

Hey!

Now that's the one, that's the one.

Is that the one?

I...

Wait, wait, you said you

weren't going to finish.

Well, I was gonna

finish that one.

Is that the one you're

gonna serve on your big day?

It's a pretty big decision,

better make it a good one.

What, you think cake taste

testing is some kind of joke?

I think...

I think I'm gonna

be leaving now.

Hey.

You do, don't you?

Hey!

You do, don't you?

It's not so much that I think

cake taste testing is a joke,

as much as I think that,

well, weddings are

kind of a joke.

You think weddings are a joke?

You think marriage

is some kind of joke?

Well, not to be the negative

Nancy before your big day,

but the US divorce rate

does seem to agree.

Fine, don't get married.

Great, I don't plan to.

But don't spoil it

for the rest of us

who do actually

believe in marriage

and think it's a

beautiful thing.

I mean, this is my whole life,

it's where I work, what I do.

And you seem to be

very talented at it.

Listen, I'm really sorry

if I offended you, okay?

And hey, congratulations

on your big day, seriously.

I'm sure he's a very

lucky man to have you.

He is.

Great.

Can I go now?

Yes.

It's very nice to meet you,

Andrea Phillips.

- Andy, it's Andy.

- Great, I go by Casey.

Goodnight.

And then he's like,

"Divorce rates seem to agree".

I mean, seriously, he is a

Connor's Flowers delivery guy.

Shouldn't he be more pleasant?

I mean, that's like what

a flower delivery service

is supposed to promote,

love, romance, anniversaries,

the occasional funeral,

but, mostly love.

Why would they even hire

such a deputy downer?

Jordan, Jordan.

I thought we were gonna stay up

and watch a movie tonight.

How about you put one on,

and I just rest my eyes for a bit.

You seriously

will not stay up with me?

I will stay up with you,

if you get up with me

at 5:30 in the morning

and go to the gym.

That is not fair, you know

how much I hate the gym.

Please?

Baby, you are really cold,

you're like a refrigerator.

- Yep, and you are a freezer burn.

- Oh come on, look, hey.

Come on, can we just watch

a movie another night?

Yep.

- Love you.

- Love you.

You smell good.

Are you feeling it yet?

Well that's nothing

compared to the pain

you're gonna endure

doing childbirth.

Nothing!

Compared to the pain

I'm gonna put her through

when she's not looking.

She doesn't even have kids.

Yeah but, can't you see

the future brochures?

"Mommy body boot camp".

Wendy darling, do you

remember what I said

would happen to one who could

not hold their yoga pose?

One would have to skip cake

eating etiquette on Wednesday.

Well, I hope you don't like cake.

I love it.

Alright ladies, downward dog,

let's see it.

And do you think you

could have done this pose

in the band-aid of a dress that

you were wearing yesterday?

Exactly.

Your downward dog

looks like dead dog!

Stop crying!

Everyone, look at Andy.

This is how a downward dog pose

is supposed to look.

Be like Andy.

Butt-kisser.

You know I do yoga at home.

If I wasn't busy eating hair,

you'd see the look of

contempt on my face.

Don't be like that, Felice.

We're here to learn, remember?

Patience in stuff like this

will make you more patient

in your marriage too.

Don't give me that.

I frickin' hate this boot camp.

Okay ladies, you can relax.

That was pathetic.

Everyone put one on please.

These are what I like to call,

truth veils.

Anyone know why?

Because once you get married,

the veils come off,

and all of your hopes, and fears,

and all your fatal flaws

that you've been hiding

from your husbands since the day

you met, will be revealed to him.

So we're gonna practice

opening up to each other.

Who would like to share

their fears first?

Wendy.

So sorry, I'm so sorry.

Oh god.

My biggest fear, is

that I won't have

enough hours in the day to

take care of my kids at school,

plus my kiddos at home,

and still keep my Rob

a happy camper.

And how would you combat

those fears?

Umm, caffeine.

No, no caffeine, Wendy.

No caffeine.

I think you know where

your real fears lie.

I do?

Go ahead, share with everyone

what happens when you

get anxious or nervous.

- Go on, share.

- Fine, I eat when I get nervous.

Okay, so I think

your real fears are simply based

in no longer being

desired by your husband,

so you need to find a solution that

does not involve emotional eating.

- Can you do that?

- Yes.

Lorelei, your turn.

I think you know your problem too.

I do.

It's men.

Up until now,

I've been afraid to commit.

I mean, what if I cheat on Rick

with a sexy pilot

I used to date,

who was no good for me?

That's a good question.

What would happen if

you did cheat on him?

I might lose him, forever.

Yeah, it's a possibility.

How can we fix it?

Find another job?

No Lorelei, we don't run from

our problems, we confront them.

We confront our fears,

do you know how?

I don't know.

You go up to that sexy pilot,

and you tell him that

he is no good for you,

and that he's got nothing

on your husband now.

Truth be told, he's

much sexier than my Rick,

and when he tips

his hat off at me,

with those sexy wings on the side,

my insides just go crazy and I...

- And you will have self-control.

- But how?

- Sometimes it's just so hard.

- I have an idea.

What if, every time you saw

the wings on that pilot's hat,

you thought of your Rick,

because he's the one

you ended up with

and he's the one who really

gives you wings to fly?

It's true, my Rick is a gem.

That's poetic, but let's try

to keep our strategies based

in reality, yeah, okay?

Felice, you're next.

Well, my fears are that

I am too selfish, because

I'm the only child.

And what's your plan of attack?

Well, to do something nice

for him once a month.

Okay well, once a week?

But, I think we can do

something nice

for the one we're

with every day, right?

I mean, whether it's

surprise baseball tickets

or even just a kiss on the cheek,

I think that every

day is a better goal.

Okay so, what are your

big fears, miss gives-a-lot?

Fine, my fear is fearlessness,

because sometimes I worry

that Jordan and me are too perfect.

That's not a real fear.

You know what I think?

I think your real fear, is in yourself.

See, I think I know

myself pretty well, so...

Really, then tell us,

why are you here?

Well, at first it was just for Felice

but, now it's to prove you wrong.

Well then, I look forward to it.

- Hey Andrea.

- Just Andy.

- So, when's the big day?

- June 29th.

So soon.

Yeah, but Felice's is

in six weeks, May 18th.

Best friends planning a wedding

together, is that not competitive?

No, it's fine,

I'm making her wedding dress.

You're making her dress too?

Yeah, that's what I do,

I make wedding dresses.

You didn't say that on your application,

it just said entrepreneur, where?

My mom's shop, Bonnie's Bridal.

Bonnie's Bridal, yeah

I've heard of that place.

It's a treasure trove for

brides on a budget, huh?

And I'm assuming you're

making your own dress too?

The perpetual perfectionist.

Always wants the

perfect everything.

Well, I'll let you get to it.

I'll see you tomorrow, or not.

You and Whitney make nice?

I think she really likes you.

What?

She clearly hates me.

I can't tell, you had

such wonderful input today.

Okay, look, I didn't

mean to sound preachy but,

you're the one who admitted

you can be selfish.

Yeah, but sometimes

you need to be.

You can't always just

be worried about Jordan.

Or Felice.

So how about, I

finish your dress,

and then I selfishly

start making mine?

I can't wait to see 'em both!

Hello?

Oh, geez!

Oh, god, you nearly

gave me a heart attack!

And look, I messed up my dress.

I said hello when I walked

in, you just didn't hear me.

Well, what were

you doing sneaking

through our back door like that?

Yesterday you told me not

to come in through the front.

If not the front or the back,

I'm not really sure how

you expect me to get in.

- Are you always this disgruntled?

- No, I'm just tired.

It's this new workout regimen

I'm doing,

and I didn't know

you were coming back.

My mom usually orders one

delivery a week, so...

Must be a busy week.

Right, well, thank

you, these are very nice.

Oh, shoot, I'm bleeding.

Sewing machine got me.

- You okay?

- Yeah, it's just a little pin prick.

I'll be fine by tomorrow.

Alright, well I am sorry.

And hey, let me

make it up to you.

Are you hungry?

'Cause there's a really good

pizza place down the street,

and I don't know about

you but, I'm starving.

No, I'm good.

I am engaged, remember?

So I don't exactly dine

with other men.

Well I wasn't exactly

asking you out on a date.

Could be delivery for all I care.

I'm just hungry, and I figured,

since you're here working,

maybe you were too.

Okay, delivery, but

this is platonic dining,

- because I'm engaged, remember?

- Yeah.

- Casey, is it?

- Yes, Casey, engaged, and yeah,

same goes for you, Missy,

no funny business, okay?

- What do you want on your pizza?

- Pepperoni.

Alright.

I cannot remember

the last time I had pizza.

My fiancee likes to eat pretty

healthy, so pizza's a no.

No pizza?

You are madly deprived.

- It's okay.

- Your greasy chin says otherwise.

Well, thank you for the pizza,

and company.

My fiance works in an OR and

is in med school right now,

so I eat most of

my meals by myself.

Well, there are

worse places to dine.

How long have you worked here?

Feels like forever,

since my mom owns the place,

and she started working

here when she was my age so,

I pretty much grew up here.

And is dress making what

you've always wanted to do?

It's the only thing

I've ever really known.

I mean, I thought about wedding

planning in high school,

but I just love design.

How about you, how long have you

been in the flower business?

It's been about a year now.

- Still kind of a new venture.

- And what'd you do before this?

I was working

at a big marketing company.

Kinda cutthroat, crazy hours,

high stress.

Not for me in the end,

I don't guess.

But, delivering flowers

for Connor's is?

You say that like

you're judging me.

I'm sorry, no I don't mean that,

it's just, guess I was

wondering how you plan on

providing for a family with

a delivery guy's salary.

That's right, you think weddings

and marriage are silly.

Okay, hey, I never said I had a problem

with commitment or family, okay?

I want both of those things.

Just without all the legal protections

and paperwork mumbo jumbo?

Now you're just putting

words into my mouth.

I just don't think that a lotta

people think before they tie the knot.

Or, you just don't wanna commit.

What?

You said it yourself,

you couldn't commit

to that marketing job,

so maybe your feelings

are the same about

family and marriage.

Well, think what you

want, Andrea Phillips,

but I'm pretty sure had I

kept that job in marketing,

I would've never had time for a family.

I didn't even have time for myself.

I think you make the time.

Okay well, I can't

just go up to my boss

and say, "Hey, sorry, but I'm

gonna leave early every day

"without finishing my work

so that I can go hang out

"with my kids and my wife."

It doesn't work that way.

No, people make things

work all the time,

despite the odds,

including marriage.

And is this how

we overcome those odds?

With self-help regimens such as,

Whitney Walsh's bridal boot camp?

This has gotta be

one of the most ridiculous...

- Please tell me you aren't doing this.

- Of course not!

No, that's just for our

guests, someone left it here.

Hey, I think I have

some cake in the back.

How about dessert?

- How about yeah.

- Okay.

So, if went to try this one...

Guys!

Did you see the article June

posted on her blog this morning?

She totally trashed the boot camp,

calling it a "unbridled exercise

in puritanical nonsense."

Well who knows, maybe she's right.

I know I'm getting sick of it.

I don't know you guys,

maybe Whitney is right.

I'm just saying, who knows,

we might actually learn

something if we allow ourselves.

Well, admittedly, I was

actually thinking of quitting

earlier this week but, you guys,

I feel more in shape than

I have in a long time.

Yoga's my new calling.

See, rule number two.

Look good, you feel good.

Yeah, and I saw that pilot last night.

He brought me a latte.

But, when I saw

the wings on his hat,

it totally reminded me

of my sweet Rick.

That's progress,

rule number three, right?

Settle down.

See, I don't think we should

listen to that columnist.

I bet she's just upset that Whitney

didn't like her wardrobe choices.

Yeah, I just don't

know if I can do it guys.

That cake just looks so good.

I swear, I am like two seconds

away from face planting it!

Wendy!

What did Whitney say your

cravings were stemming from?

From the minds of the evil

cellulite on my behind.

- Exactly, and rule number five is...

- Be strong.

God, come on Day, get it together.

You are so much better than that.

Come on you guys, seriously,

if we can't do this for one week,

how do we expect our

marriages to last a lifetime?

Exactly, well put Andy.

Our wish for you,

one love to last a lifetime.

That's the motto at

Bonnie's Bridal, right?

I read it on your website.

Such a cute little philosophy.

I might have to steal it

for my boot camp.

Now then ladies, this is the

famous wedding planner, Julian.

He's going to help us

maximize our wedding's

production value, while

minimizing those budgets.

Listen ladies, listen.

Take notes.

This is the simplest way to keep

your Louis Vuitton's loaded.

Prioritize.

You place the most important individuals,

such as immediate family and friends,

nearest the bride and groom's table,

while placing any degenerate cousins

and that one gassy grandpa,

down here, furthest from you.

And as for all childhood

friends who didn't like you

back at school but are now

stalking you on social media,

all of those individuals you

feel obligated to invite,

but don't know how you'll

afford to have them,

There.

Ten grand on an evening of

artificial smiles, saved.

Now, we'll move on to maximizing

the production value of your wedding with...

A great lighting scheme and

choreographed dance numbers.

You're still up.

What are you doing?

Not much, just trying to

minimize our wedding budget.

- Nice.

- Wanna help me?

Baby, I'm sorry,

I'm so exhausted.

I just promised my boss that

I'd play a round of golf

with him before class

tomorrow morning.

You're going golfing?

Is that more important

than our wedding?

No, it's not more

important than our wedding,

but it is my job, and

it's important right?

Why are you worried about the

whole budget thing, anyways?

I mean, you can have

anything you want.

- My mom said they'd cover it.

- It's not that, I just thought,

maybe there were some people who

didn't need to be invited after all.

In that case...

Yes, my Aunt Linda,

yeah, she's a crazy one.

We can actually get

rid of her if you want,

'cause if you don't,

that bar is doomed, I tell ya.

That woman can drink.

You remember that time I

took you to meet my parents

for the first time, and

Aunt Linda was there,

you thought she was my grandma?

My grandma looks younger

than she does.

- I mean, that woman has lived.

- Yeah.

- Seems like ages ago.

- Yeah.

- Hard to believe it's been, a year?

- Yeah.

I cannot wait to

have time like that again.

Last summer was so fun.

Well I mean, I don't know

if we'll have time like that again.

Once my residency starts,

it's gonna get worse

before it gets better.

But hey, at least we'll have

really nice vacations.

But, don't you think

once we have kids,

you'll be able to

get off early and...

Yeah, sure, I suppose.

I mean, maybe I can make

something work like that,

but, look, they're gonna

have you anyway, okay.

I'm sure you'll be

taking good care of them

until I get home, alright, you

can tell them bedtime stories

and make 'em BLT's and be all cutesy,

and do all the mom stuff.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

You must be Rob,

the history teacher.

Wendy tells me you're a

little anxious about today.

Wendy knows I can't dance.

There's no can't in

bridal boot camp, Rob.

Rick, the comic book writer.

Your kids are going to love you.

And I can dance.

Patrick the police officer.

Hate to be a criminal

on the run from you.

Freeze, LAPD!

See what I did...

Cute.

And you must be Troy,

the big pro football player.

Yes ma'am, first string,

six years and countin'.

So glad you're here.

You're such a gentleman,

and it's so nice to see Felice smiling.

She's usually so grumpy.

- Where's Jordan?

- He can't make it.

He tried to get off

work but, he couldn't.

Well then who's gonna

be your dance partner?

Well, when it's her turn,

she can just dance with Troy too.

Or I'll do it.

Everyone, this is Casey Connor,

who does his very own

special wedding arrangements,

so if you don't

have your flower arrangements booked

yet, Connor's is the way to go.

And we offer a 10%

discount for first timers.

- Those are beautiful, I want those!

- Okay.

You didn't tell me you were Casey

Connor, the owner of the florist.

And you told me that

this was just some brochure

for your guests,

which I took, by the way,

and decided to call so that

I could try and promote me.

Fine, yeah, I signed

up for the camp but,

for the record, my

girlfriend dragged me here.

Though, Andrea is just loving

bridal boot camp, aren't we dear?

And she's practically a natural

at abiding by our boot camp rule book.

Oh is she?

And wait, how do you two

know each other, exactly?

Connor's delivers

to the boutique.

- And we had pizza.

- Pizza?

You don't eat pizza. Only thing

you spring for are spring rolls.

Why are you judging me?

I had barely eaten all day.

- And she ate it all.

- Excuse us, she was talking to me.

Sorry.

Everyone, I'd like to

introduce you to Antonio.

He's our dance instructor.

He will be teaching us

a wonderful routine.

Good afternoon, ladies.

Shall we start the music?

Who would like to go first?

- Your hands are really warm.

- Abnormally warm?

No, it's just, my fiancee,

Jordan's hands,

are always cold so, it gets

chilly holding his hand.

Kinda like getting one of

those ice cream brain freezes?

Yeah.

Sounds like you need a good pair

of winter gloves to help you acclimate.

Maybe so.

I'm so sorry!

We were doing so well.

I didn't sign up to get

my big toe broken, you know.

- Excuse me.

- Excuse me.

Now that is what you need to pull off

on your big wedding day.

Yeah, I have no idea

what we just did.

Thank you for, staying

to be my partner.

- That was nice.

- That's what a good friend does.

So we're good friends now?

Well if you wanna take advantage

of my friends and family

20% discount on

wedding arrangements,

you should at least

think about it.

Okay, good friends.

Thank you so much for

coming today, gentleman.

You were such troopers,

and always remember...

Be good to your brides for she holds

the keys to your heart.

Exactly, bye!

Alright boys, see ya.

This was such a great experience

for my technique, Antonio.

I feel like I learned

so much from your moves.

Thank you, I am so

glad that you enjoyed it.

I truly did, thank you so much.

Your work is just amazing.

- Okay, thank you.

- What, he's hot.

- Do you ladies have any plans tonight?

- I'm usually too sore to do anything.

Well, if you're too

tired, I totally understand,

but it's my bachelorette party tonight,

and I don't have that many friends,

so, if you ladies wanna join me,

it would be so awesome!

It's at Ramone's pub at 7:30.

Are there gonna be

male dancers there?

'Cause if not, I can ask Antonio,

it would just...

No, Lorelei, you can't.

I hope you guys can make it,

especially since tomorrow is

our last day of boot camp.

I'm gonna miss you guys so much.

Me too.

I'm in.

I'm in too, and we all

need just one last hurrah

before bridal boot

camp comes to an end.

Well, I guess I could use a drink.

Felice, I thought we were

gonna go pick up your dress?

It's fine, you can just bring it

with you tomorrow when you come.

Okay girls, so,

tomorrow's the last day

of bridal boot camp,

and we're gonna be

talking about nuptials,

so get a lot of rest.

Party!

Felice, do you really

think it's a good idea

to go out partying

the night before

our last day of boot camp?

Whitney will throw a

fit if she finds out

we were all out

breaking the rules.

Come on, she can't

control our lives forever.

And since when did you become

such a stick in the mud

in the first place?

- You used to be so much fun.

- Hey, I'm still fun.

I'm just trying to stick to the rules

we committed to, remember?

Well in that case, why don't you take

a look at rule number four again.

- Be interested.

- Good, I'm glad we agree.

- Hey!

- You made it!

We did.

- Thank you.

- So, who wants to get crazy?

Let's go, yeah.

Geez, I am just so obsessed

with these arrangements, aren't you?

And I think the man who made them

is obsessed with this one.

Yeah.

Really?

I thought he was gay.

I even invited him to

come out tonight with us.

Wait, but, he does

flower arrangements.

- No, I know he's straight.

- I saw the way he was looking at you.

Kinda like the

way Wendy's been staring

at those zucchinis

before she inhales them.

Hey!

You, girl, are one to talk,

because you almost

fell off the wagon with

mister dancy pants.

Whatever, Rick knows

I'm not going anywhere.

We're getting

married in six weeks.

And I'm happier now

than I've been in,

like since the day

we fell in love.

Do you still remember it?

I mean, the day you

fell in love with him.

What?

Of course I do.

Story time, do share please,

do share.

Well, I'd been seeing

him around a while,

'cause he's friends with

my best friend's boyfriend

and one night, he was walking me

home after we'd all been out.

He knew that the pilot

always brought me coffee

to work every once in a while,

so he pulled me into this

late night coffee shop

and bought me one bag of

every kind of coffee bean,

and when I asked him why, he said,

"Because you deserve it all the time,

"and not just once in a while

when you need a fix."

And then, he kissed me like, good.

That's so sweet.

Right?

What about you, what

about you and the cop?

Wendy please,

your turn, go, share.

Okay, so, we'd been

working together for a while,

and I had my eye on him but,

I didn't think he ever

noticed me, you know,

because he was so shy.

My kids found out, because

I guess I talked about him

all the time, I don't

know, and they told him

that I had a crush on him.

So one day, I walk

into my classroom,

and my students, they

stand up one by one,

and they hold up letters

that spelled out,

Will you go out with me?

I know, and then, he walked

in with this huge bouquet of flowers,

and he asked me out himself.

My, go Rob, I didn't think he had

it in him, he's always been so...

Unromantic?

Yes, normally

he is very unromantic,

but, you know, that's

how I knew he meant it.

Andy, what about you?

I'm gonna run to the restroom.

How about you go first,

I've heard this story.

My turn.

- Hey, what are you doing here?

- Bachelorette shenanigans.

Seriously.

Wendy said she wanted

to see my arrangements,

and asked if I could

drop off my look book

since her wedding's

around the corner.

What about you?

Did you just get here?

No, I'm just leaving, actually.

- Well I can walk you to your car.

- Felice drove, so I'm just gonna...

I'm just gonna grab a cab.

What?

No, no no no, I'll drop you off.

Okay, fine, I'll wait right here.

Seriously?

You totally just

Irish goodbye'd me.

No, I'm just, I'll be fine.

Yeah, you may be fine now,

but, what kind of guilt

would you leave me to carry,

if something were to happen

to you on that taxi ride home?

Like what?

You could, sit in

a wet wad of gum,

or get one of those

really annoying drivers

who just talks about the

fungal growth on his big toe.

Is that really something

you want me carrying

on my conscience?

Okay, okay, fine,

you can drive me home.

I'll wait for you

right here, I promise.

You think I trust you now?

I don't think so.

I'm gonna let you take this

look book with you tomorrow.

I'm not letting

you outta my sight.

This way,

your chariot awaits you.

These are really

impressive arrangements.

And, you don't just

do flowers either.

Nope, nope, any

kind of interior design,

or exterior display horticulture,

anything that's green.

So when you quit

that marketing job,

what made you wanna do this?

Well, I grew up in this

little town outside of Austin,

and back home there was always

this constant competition

amongst the neighbors

to see who would win,

yard of the month.

And my mom and dad were

absolutely hellbent

on maintaining the crown,

so I was often forced

into their after school landscaping

escapades, against my will, by the way.

After I graduated and

went off to college,

I despised the thought of it all but,

once I got into the business world,

I really started to miss it,

the peacefulness of it.

So, you were bred into it,

kinda like me and dress making.

That's nice.

I'd love to see

your shop sometime.

How about right now?

- Okay.

- Okay.

- These are really beautiful.

- Thank you.

Are you hungry?

'Cause I can throw some burgers

on the grill

while I show you

the garden out back.

What, first pizza,

and now burgers?

You're a terrible influence,

you know that?

Okay, I can

make you a turkey burger.

I was avoiding fried

food like the plague,

but a burger does sound amazing.

It does, after you.

You did all this?

Yep.

I can show you my little greenhouse

after we eat, if you like.

That's where all the good stuff is.

Where to next, ladies?

Seriously?

You wanna keep going?

Dude, none of us are

gonna be able to drive.

Just don't even, just park the car,

don't even get in them, let's cab it.

The night's young, ladies.

Let's go to the Rainbow Bar

on Fourth!

There's plenty of

non-threatening men there,

who really know

how to turn it up.

Yes!

Onward ho's!

- Yes, hold on, hold on.

- Wait for us!

You were very

generous on the mayo.

So what?

I love mayo.

Me too, me too.

So my dad makes

the best burgers,

but I think you gave

him a run for his money.

Well thank you.

Are your parents still together?

Yeah, they have like,

the perfect marriage.

I honestly don't think

that either of them

has even looked at another

person since they met.

They are so madly in love.

They go on dates,

vacations, they even flirt,

which is, kinda disgusting.

But, cute.

Yeah, I I think my folks

must still be pretty in love,

although they do bicker

quite a bit these days.

Though my mom likes to

call it love quarreling.

You know, sometimes I think

they kinda ruined it for me,

set the bar too high,

and that's why I have

such a hard time finding a girl

that I would actually

consider marrying.

Come on, no, there are

so many good girls out there.

Trust me, if even I could

find a guy great enough

to give my parents a run

for their money then,

you can find yours.

So when is the big day, anyhow?

It is June 29th.

- Nice, everything coming together?

- I think so.

I'm a bit of a planner, so

I definitely got ahead of myself.

All I have to do is finish my dress,

and order my cake.

- Yeah, yeah, the caramely one.

- Dolce de leche, yep.

Good for you.

You know, it's too bad your

fiancee couldn't make it today.

He really missed out.

Camp was actually, kinda fun.

Between you and me, I didn't

tell my fiancee about today.

He doesn't even know

that I'm doing this camp.

Seriously?

Why not, why didn't

you tell him?

Well I, I just thought if

even I think it's kinda silly,

and so does my mom and so

do you, why wouldn't he?

Well if you thought it

was gonna be so silly,

why would you do it

in the first place?

Well I realized there's

still a lotta things

I don't know about him, even

though it's been over a year.

I do wanna be the best

bride I can for him, for us.

Well, I imagine it takes a lifetime

to truly get to know someone,

so even if you guys are

together 50 years from now,

you're still not gonna

100% know each other.

But that's gotta be one

of the nicest things

about a healthy

relationship, you know?

Finding out all those

new things as they,

and you, change, and then

learning to grow with them,

and then still choosing

to be with that person

despite all those changes.

Do you really think that

people change that much?

I think we're

changing every day.

- No.

- No?

Not me, I know I have

always been exactly the same.

Are you so sure about that?

Anyway, I still think

you should've asked

your fiancee to come today.

I mean, you haven't even given

him the chance to say no.

Well, he had class, and I knew

he couldn't get off for that.

But how is he ever gonna step up

to the plate if you won't ask him to?

Okay, I guess you make a point.

See there?

Just now there, your opinion

about something changed.

Did you like

my little greenhouse?

Mr. Connors, your horticulture skills

are impressive,

but, I should probably

go home now.

Or, you could take a little break.

Come here, I wanna

show you something.

- What, what are you doing?

- Come, come, come down here.

It seems as though you have

a lot on your mind.

When I have a lot on my mind,

this is where

I come to sort it out.

So what do I do next?

That's for you to decide.

- Coffee?

- Wait, what, it's morning?

Yes, it's okay,

I fell asleep here too.

I woke up and you just,

looked too peaceful

to way up so soon,

I figured you needed it.

What...

I'm gonna be late

for my last day of boot camp.

Okay, okay, no probs,

I'll take ya home,

I'll take ya home, let's go.

Shame.

I'm here, I'm here.

- Sorry I'm late.

- Nice of you to join us.

You ladies look like you

need hair of the dog,

downward dog.

Come on ladies, let's do

this bridal boot camp!

I'm sorry.

I know you all must be

in a lot of pain.

That's not really

my fault, is it?

You all failed, hard.

Why didn't you call me

back last night?

Sorry, fell asleep.

I can't believe you just left like that,

without saying goodbye.

I texted you, not to mention

I didn't wanna be there.

Ladies, I can hear you.

Okay, you can all relax, ladies.

Namaste.

Now, I know the original plan

was to talk nuptials today,

but, instead I think we

should skip all that,

- and write vows to ourselves.

- Vows to ourselves?

Yeah, yes, a vow

is a solemn promise,

and you have to write them

for yourself

before you can write them

to your husband.

Vows to ourselves?

You have got to be kidding us

right now, Whitney.

Are you questioning

my methods, dear?

Yes, I am.

I don't need to write

some dumb vow to myself

in order to be a good wife

to my husband, thank you.

Tell me Felice,

when you singed up

for this bridal boot

camp, did you think

it was just gonna be leafing

through wedding catalogs,

drinking bottomless mimosas,

and eating chocolate

covered strawberries?

Actually, yes.

You clearly signed up

for this camp

because you felt

like you needed my help.

How can I help you,

if you won't let me?

Well, I suppose I thank you,

for showing me

that I, in fact,

no longer need your help.

I quit.

Felice, what are you doing?

It's our last day of camp,

you can't just take off like this.

Making vows to ourselves about

the kind of people we think we are?

Don't you see, Andy?

This boot camp isn't helping us,

it's only turning us into

a bunch of Stepford wives,

making us more insecure about

our flaws than we already are.

What are you talking about?

Sharon lost weight, Wendy

got her husband to dance,

Lorelei got over the pilot,

it's helped everyone.

Yet somehow, they were

all dying for a moment

of innocent fun last night,

only to come here and what,

be punished?

I realized something last night,

when I got home,

and Troy was laughing

at my broken heels

and my frizz

all the way out to here.

Troy loves me for me,

frizz and all.

It's not the men that we need

to worry about, Andy,

it's us, and if we want

our marriages to stay alive,

we need to learn to listen,

and to love ourselves.

And if our husbands love us,

then they will no matter what.

Come on, Jordan's work

schedule has been so crazy,

but do you see me giving up?

If you can't last one week

of Whitney's silly little challenge,

how do you expect to put in the work

to make your marriage last?

Come on, Andy,

you're one to talk,

you're so deluded about

your relationship,

you can't even see

when you're off flirting

with another guy

you barely even know.

What?

I wasn't flirting with him!

That's right, because

you're the perfect bride.

Yeah, just like perfect Whitney,

and her perfect marriage

to the perfect man

that none of us

have ever even seen.

So what, he's probably

working all day.

Just like Jordan, and, I bet that's

why she's just as lonely as you are.

You're just jealous that for once,

the attention is on me, and not on you.

Yeah, that's right,

that must be it, Andy.

You know if it makes you

feel better,

then keep telling yourself that.

Felice, wait.

Here's your dress, and

if you need any alterations,

you're gonna have to use

someone else,

'cause I need to work

on my dress.

Isn't that what you said?

I should be more selfish?

Okay, I will.

Andy, this is really beautiful.

Only thing is, it's not you, or me,

for that matter.

But thank you.

Fine, get a new dress,

get a new maid of honor

while you're at it.

Thanks for coming back.

- Thought we lost you too.

- Nope, still here.

Pen and paper please?

By the way, someone

stopped by to see you.

Make it quick.

What are you doing here?

I just, came to drop off

the look book for you guys.

I forgot to give it

to you this morning.

- Is that really why you're here?

- Yes.

Casey, I'm engaged, remember?

I already knew that,

but thanks for the reminder.

Okay, will you just stop with

the cutesy boy-next-door charm,

and just admit that

you have feelings for me,

and that's why you keep

coming around.

Okay, fine, yes I do

have feelings for you.

But I never really had

expectations about anything.

I guess I just felt

this intuition that,

maybe you needed company, and

since I like being around you,

I just went with it, that's all.

And it never crossed your

mind to pursue more with me?

I mean, maybe in my wildest dreams,

but realistically, no, it didn't.

- Did it cross yours?

- Absolutely not, I love my fiancee.

Okay, okay great.

What's the problem?

The problem is, I really don't think

we can be friends anymore.

Why not?

'Cause Casey, the world

doesn't work that way.

Two people who are

attracted to each other

cannot be friends, when

one of them is already engaged.

Wait, so it has

crossed your mind

that you might

like to be with me.

That's not what I said.

- It's kinda what you said.

- Well, it doesn't matter, okay?

'Cause my relationship is great.

My fiancee is kind and

wonderful, and honestly,

I would never even

think about leaving him

to be with someone like you.

Someone like me?

What is that supposed to mean?

Someone who doesn't

even believe in marriage,

someone who can't commit

to anything.

You're like a little kid living

in some magical garden fantasy world.

Okay, fine.

We don't have to be friends.

You know Andy,

I want you to be happy,

and I hope that you have

the perfect marriage,

just like you said

your parents do,

like how you said

you honestly didn't think

that either of them had ever even

looked at anyone else since they met,

all these years

still madly in love,

but if your relationship

was really as amazing

as you say it is, perhaps

you should ask yourself,

why are you falling for me?

- Mom.

- Oh, honey.

Honey, if you wanna make it

work with Jordan,

then maybe you should've

told him the truth.

Your father and I, we don't keep

anything from each other.

The most important thing

about marriage is honesty, and trust.

Yeah, you're right.

Have you talked to Felice yet?

No, I don't think she'll wanna

talk to me again after what I said.

Honey, she knows

that you don't mean this.

You need to give her a call.

I think I should

just give it some time.

Andy, the wedding is in six weeks,

you don't have that much time.

I know but, I just, I can't.

I'm embarrassed, I lashed out

at her when I know she's right.

Anyway, I'm sorry that

I came over so late.

Are you kidding?

Our door is always open for you,

and I love the fact that

you can come over here

and we can still talk

about these things.

But, you're right,

I do need to start

depending on Jordan

for more support.

You should, but know

that your father and I

are always here for you,

even though he's asleep.

Of course.

- Mom.

- Yeah.

Do you know the exact moment you

knew you had fallen in love with dad?

I guess I do.

We'd been dating two weeks,

two, I know that's crazy,

but we were supposed to meet

at this little grocery store

outside the campus.

We were gonna get some stuff

and cook at my place,

it was the first time

he was coming over.

And, I was terrified

when he didn't show up.

What, dad was a no show?

Or so I thought,

and I was heartbroken

when I stood outside of that store

for like an hour,

I mean, just crushed

that he didn't show up.

So about 30 minutes

after he was supposed to show,

this pickup truck pulls up,

and he's in the back of it,

and there's this old couple in the front

seat and they're waving at me,

and well it turns out that,

his brand new car had gotten

crashed into at the dorm,

and instead of

worrying about his car,

he was more worried about

how I'd feel if he didn't show up.

And it was at that moment

I fell in love with him,

him pulling up with

his wind whipped hair

and that goofy grin on his

face, not a worry in the world.

I like that story.

And some day,

you're gonna have one too.

Hey, what's wrong?

You alright?

I don't know.

What happened?

Like last night,

after the bachelorette party,

you said you passed out

on some lawn?

It was a whole thing...

Do you have time to talk?

Like, like really talk?

Yeah, of course, of course

I have time to talk,

if it's important, yeah.

It is.

- Sure you wanna do this?

- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

This place is really cute.

Yep, it's a treasure trove for brides

on a budget, or so I hear.

Sometimes I say things,

and they come out of my mouth

and they just sound ridiculous.

Join the club.

Hey, so I read these vows

that you wrote,

and I took them to heart,

and I asked my husband

for a divorce.

What?

- No, I didn't want...

- It wasn't because of you.

It was a long time coming,

and your words hit me,

like, hard.

But the good news is, is that

we're not getting a divorce.

We're gonna work it out, we're

gonna go through counseling,

but, you know, it took me

threatening divorce

for us to finally talk at all.

But, I thought your

marriage was so...

Perfect?

Yeah, so did I,

but I guess I didn't realize

how much work it actually took.

I mean, Preston's been so busy

with his career,

and I've been so busy

telling everyone

how to have their own

perfect marriage that,

I didn't realize how unhappy

I was on my own.

We never spent

any time together.

That's the reason

why we don't have kids.

Maybe that'll change now.

That's so good, I hope it does.

Anyway, I wanted to thank you.

My rules really did need work.

But you really do have

a great grasp on things,

and you're gonna be more

than the perfect bride.

You're gonna be a good wife,

which is much more important.

Well, I don't know about that.

I actually ended my engagement

last night.

You did?

I just, realized Jordan

wasn't the one for me.

It's kinda like you said,

I spent so much time

telling myself how happy I was,

I realized I wasn't really happy at all.

So I guess we really are alike.

Two clueless sister brides.

Well hey, in that case,

you should keep these,

and remember them the next time

you're trying to get married.

My one wish for you.

Hi, I'd like to order a chicken pad Thai

and an order of spring rolls.

Make that two orders

of pad Thai.

Actually two pad Thai,

Andy Phillips, five seven nine

Aspendale, thanks.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have projected

my insecurities on to you.

We both messed up.

I shouldn't have called you out

so harshly,

especially when I was the one

who got us

into this mess of a boot camp

in the first place.

Hey, at least

we both screwed up together?

So, when I went in the restroom,

I couldn't help but notice

Jordan's things were missing.

Yeah he he moved

to a temporary place near school.

Honey, I'm so sorry.

It's just, I couldn't think

of one single moment

in a year and a half,

when I absolutely knew

I had fallen in love with him.

I knew I loved him, but,

I think I got caught up

in the idea of how perfect he was,

and how perfect we seemed,

that it just...

Andy, sometimes we fall in love

with the idea of a person

more than we fall in love

with what's really

right in front of us, you know?

You remember that guy, Jason,

in college, who used to call me...

- Mama lovin.

- I swore I was in love with him.

But, how did you know with Troy?

Was it the moment

that you fell in love?

You know, I'm not sure, really.

It's really hard to explain.

But what I can say is, I've never

felt like that with anyone else.

It's kind of like asking,

when did I realize

that you and I would become

best friends for life?

- When you know, you just, know.

- Yeah.

Well, about your dress.

Look, I don't care how much

you fancy up my dress,

because you made it,

and I love it,

and I am going to wear

the hell out of that thing

in six weeks on my big day, okay?

You changed it back.

I love it even more this way.

- It's the wine, cheers again.

- Alright, to us.

To us, and life, and...

- Wine.

- The trees.

That is so good.

And now, a few words

from my maid of honor,

seamstress, and the best

friend anyone could ask for,

Miss Andrea Phillips.

You know, it's funny,

my friendship with Felice.

We are so different,

yet for whatever reason,

maybe simply cause we chose to be,

one in the same.

Ever since we met, she has been

pulling me into ridiculous schemes.

Most recently, she dragged me

to this thing called bridal boot camp.

Yeah, it's exactly how it sounds.

They have these rules you abide by

to become the perfect bride.

But, I think we've all forgotten

what marriage truly means.

Marriage isn't some

lofty ideal of romance,

nor is it some partnership

of convenience.

Instead, it's a heartfelt decision

made by two people

who choose each other,

despite other options and

the odds against them.

And I know you're thinking,

"Okay, how do we choose right?"

Well, I made some rules

of my own,

that I hope might be of help.

Rule number one,

know your heart.

In every relationship,

each person must know

what's inside their own heart

to be true to the other.

And rule number two,

look good for you,

because it's only when you love

and respect yourself

can you give another

a similar kind of love.

And rule number three,

settle down,

but settle down eventually

and with the right person.

Maybe there is no prince charming

out there but,

if he's right for you,

he will treat you like a princess.

And rule number four,

be engaged.

Don't just be interested,

'cause it's only when

we're engaged in each other's lives,

interests, and needs

can we really grow together.

And rule number five, stay strong,

but stay strong together,

because when you choose right,

marriage is worth much more

than the work it takes.

Now, I know Felice didn't take

some silly boot camp

to show you the way,

it took finding the right person,

which you did,

so cheers to you both.

To Felice and Troy.

- Cheers!

- Cheers.

That is one gorgeous dress

you designed my dear.

Well, we'll see how

it does on the market.

What, what are you

talking about?

Whitney Walsh wants to take

some of my designs

to the different retail buyers

she knows, so we'll see.

Honey, this is wonderful,

congratulations!

- Sweetie, we're so proud of you.

- Yeah, nice job sis.

How do you feel about profit

sharing with your baby brother?

No.

Come on, let's dance.

- Shall we join them?

- Sure, I'll be there in a second.

- How's my maid of honor holding up?

- Good, how are you?

I'm great, and thank you

for the speech, it was beautiful.

It's really such a magical night,

isn't it?

- Everything looks so beautiful.

- I know.

Especially these flower

arrangements, huh?

And, the guy who made them.

- What is he doing here?

- I invited him.

You remember that moment

we all talked about?

I can feel it, and it's coming.

- Hi.

- Hello.

What are you doing here?

Confession, this time,

I came because of you.

Anyway, I couldn't

just let you do

all of our favorite past times

without me, right?

- Cake taste testing, and dancing.

- You are way too nice.

I said some not nice things to you,

things that I'm very sorry for.

It's alright, truth be told,

you were right.

I shouldn't have kept

coming around

knowing you were

with someone else,

regardless of whether my intentions

were of the gentlemanly variety.

But for whatever reason, I just,

couldn't keep myself away from you.

Yeah well, admittedly,

it was hard for me too.

There is just...

Something about us, huh?

Maybe it's that we both live

in some magical garden fantasy world?

Yeah, maybe, maybe.

But hey, there are

worse places to live.

And I heard your speech earlier,

by the way.

It was really just missing

one thing.

Yeah, what's that?

Be kinda disgusting, but cute.

Shall we?

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