Bratz (2007) - full transcript

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[tick, alarm ringing]

[Content sigh]

[Squeals]

[Alarm stops]

[Sighs]

The slumber party girls:
¶ hey, hey ¶

¶ it's about to go down ¶

¶ hey, hey ¶

¶ we're about to get down ¶

¶ hey, hey,
it's about to go... ¶



ok, chicas, ready?

All three: Let's do it.

Ok, on 3.
1...

2...
3.

¶ We're about to get down ¶

¶ summer's gone,
so get back to school ¶

¶ no more playin',
follow the rules... ¶

first day has arrived.

Ready to be ready?

[Sighs] Man, the skirt I bought
is at my mom's house.

I thought you were
at your mom's house.

No, it's Monday.
I'm at my dad's house.

Joint custody.
What can I say?

Has anyone seen
my turquoise shirt?



Oops. You left it
here by mistake.

Do you mind if I wear?

Oh. Of course.

Ok, turquoise thermal,
tank, and...

Stripy warmers.

Super cute.

Killer plunge,
shorties,

and leopard kicks. Ha ha.

Plaid skirt,
lame sweater.

Jade...

What? You know my parents.

Just till I get
out of the house.

And then...

And then I'm gonna
blow all y'all away.

¶ Hey, hey ¶

¶ ooh, LA LA LA LA ¶

¶ hey, hey ¶

¶ ooh, LA LA... ¶

I guess none of you
wanna know

what I'm wearing.

All three: Shoes to die for.

Lucky guess.

Ok, 40 minutes,

front entrance,
we walk in together. Adios.

Sayonara.

Do svidonya.

Ciao, my sisters.

[Mariachi music playing]

Boy: Ooh,
que lindo, mi spikes.

Me encanta.
Ai, mi dios, mío.

¡Manny, andale!

Es El primer dia
del escuela.

You have 10 seconds
to get out of there,

you little toad.

Don't get your bragas
in a twist.

Perfection takes time,

and I'm worth
every single second.

Enough with
the hair already.

[Beep]

[Shoes squeak]

[Click, click]

Looking good, chica.

Yasmin, you will
pay for this!

En esta punto--

whoa!
¿qué pasó?

Bubbie, bubbie, bubbie!

Good morning, bubbie.

Come on, niños.

Get dressed.
You don't wanna be late.

Ay yi yi.
Go comb your hair.

[Groans]

You--you come with me.

I got something for you.

Yasmin: Buenos dias.

Hey.

I want you to go
get dressed

and put these on.

[Gasps] Bubbie!

Ahh!
That's so awesome!

Ooh. Shh. I know.

So, come on. Pay up.

[Gasps] Chocolate.

How do you do that?

I'm not telling.

Nice doing business
with you.

[Click, clack]

[Click, clack]

Uhh. Ohh.

[Click]

[Clack]

Come on!

Dad.
This is why--

what would I do
without you?

[Doorbell]

[Sighs]

It's probably
your mom.

I'll get it.

Tell her that
she's gotta take you

to the dentist
on Thursday.

Hi, mom.
Hi.

Did your dad
give you breakfast?

I'll be ready
in a minute, 'k?

Ok, beautiful.
Oh. Hey, honey,

could you tell your dad

he needs to take you
to the dentist on Thursday?

Why can't the two of you
just talk to each other?

I'm the kid.

You're supposed
to be the adults.

By the way...

Dentist is on Friday.

Bye, mom. Bye, dad.

Ai-yah! Ai-yah! Ai-yah!

Jade. Jade. Jade. Jade.

Let me look at you
before you go.

Now, remember, jade,

you have mathletes,
science club,

kumon, and violin.

Mom...
Mm-hmm?

You forgot something.
I did?

School! And speaking
of which, I gotta go.

Ai-yah!
[Speaking cantonese]

Bàabaa. Bàabaa.

Good picture.

[Students snicker]

Hey, what's up, ladies?

Mom.

[Boy laughs]

Perfect. Have fun.

Fine.

Sean Stewart: ¶ livin' the life
of the in crowd ¶

[sighs]

¶ Parties and parties,
and everyone watchin' me ¶

¶ can't let it get to me ¶

¶ livin' the life
of the in crowd ¶

¶ 'cause then my days
are still running away ¶

¶ numbing myself
from all the pressure ¶

¶ high society ¶

whoo!

¶ Born into fame
in Hollywood ¶

cheerleaders:
¶ c-a-double r-y ¶

¶ great connections,
with no direction ¶

¶ still misunderstood ¶

¶ this is the life,
this is the life... ¶

where's cloe?

Ooh.

Ohh!

[Groans]

She's here.

Hi, guys.
Hey, girl.

[All chuckle]

Ok, it's a big school.

It's the first day.
We're just freshmen.

What are we gonna do?

[Gasps] Blend?

Own it.

Right.
Mm-hmm.

B-f-fs! Whoo!

Uh, guys.

Hello.

Rehuddle.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna own
cheerleading.

I'm gonna try out
for soccer.

Yas, you have to
join chorus.

You know you have the
most insane voice ever.

Not a chance.
Remember kindergarten?

Me, Mary had a little lamb,

throw up, 30 kids screaming.

Yeah, I think I'll
own journalism instead.

Jade: I'm ownin'
the science.

[Record needle scratches]

Ok, work the IQ, girl,

but please don't lose
your passion for fashion.

Just to keep mom and dad
off my back.

I'm also gonna
rule home ec.

I'm gonna need sewing
machines for projects.

I'm gonna have the
hottest clothes ever.

[Zipper] Break.

Black Eyed Peas:
¶ express yourself ¶

¶ girl, let it all hang out ¶

¶ just do your thang ¶

¶ ain't nothin'
to worry about ¶

¶ you got to ¶

¶ express yourself ¶

¶ girl, let it
all hang out ¶

¶ just do your thang ¶

¶ ain't nothin'
to worry about ¶

¶ don't you know
that you real thing? ¶

wow.

Ok, girl.

Now let's do it.

¶ The real thing ¶

¶ do what
you want ¶

¶ wa-wa-wa-wa-want ¶

¶ sexy thing ¶

¶ you the real thing ¶

¶ do what
you want... ¶

now, being president
of the school

is a huge responsibility,

and it is one that I
take very seriously.

Hi.
Just sit here, Paris.

[Panting]

Hello.
[Giggles]

Dylan, dude,
that was a totally--

Avery, Quinn...

Please pay attention.

I need you to become
very familiar

with the clique lunch table
assignment charts,

because as you can see,

there are
48 distinct cliques.

Let me break this down
for you.

You have the goths,
the skaters,

the, uh, disco dorks,
the b-boy blingers,

the gangsters,
the wannabe gangsters.

The pretzel people
who are into yoga--

very different
from the greenies

who hate anything
not made of plants.

Then you have the nerds,

the kids who like to dress
like dinosaurs,

and, um,
the football jocks.

Oh, hi, little freshman.

I'm Meredith.
So, any clubs?

Nope.

Interests?
Nope.

Friends?
Nope?

Ok. Loner.

Yeah.

Over there.

I don't get
the loners.

They're loners, but they
like to hang out together.

Leave me alone.

Whatever. Next.

I really believe
very strongly

in renewable
energy.

Eco-maniac.

Very good, Cameron.

Tree hugger.

Now, if you sit
at this table,

you'll find some people
who totally rock

the paper-versus-plastic
debate.

Next!

Good morning,
principal dimly.

Oh, morning, students.

Uh, pumpkin pie.

All three: Good morning,
principal dimly.

Yes, daddy?
What is it?

You were right.

"Chapter 10.
Control the population.

Uh, "a--separate
the inmates into groups."

You see, this was your idea,

advanced thinking, genius.

Ok, daddy,
I have told you this

more than 50 times.

You may not speak to me
during school hours.

Well, dear, I mean, everyone
knows you're my daughter,

and I'm very proud of you.

Do you want me to tell
mother about this?

Ahh.

Oh, no. No, no.

Well, I'm busy now,
daddy.

Bye.

I'll see you at home,
uh, then,

uh, candy cane.

Next.

Ok, honey,
[Sobbing]

This is
a really nice table,

and I promise it will
always be the same table,

because I understand
that change is really upsetting.

[Blows nose]

[No audible dialogue]

Oh, no, they did
not just walk past us

without checking in.

Who is that?

No one you even need
to think about, Cameron.

They look kind of cool.

Yeah,
in a totally trashy,

beneath our contempt,
you know,

maybe we could find
a little spare time

to crush them into
the dirt sort of way.

Yeah.

No, Avery.
We don't crush.

We focus on the positive
here at carry nation high.

We help them find their way.

Or else.

Yeah!
Yeah!

¶ R-y, you try beating
carry nation high ¶ whoo!

[Disco music playing]

[Playing
electric guitar]

All: Whoa.

Is it just me, or does this
all look a little...

Creepily well organized?

[School bell rings]

See you at lunch.

See you later.

¶ Oh, oh, oh ¶

¶ oh, oh oh oh ¶

excuse me, miss.

Are you
in the right room?

Yeah.

A little magnesium,
some sodium salt,

a pinch of perchlorate,

a soupcon of
strontium nitrate,

and a little bling.
Boo-yah!

And...

Wha-bam!

A bernoulli effect.

You are
seriously superior.

We would be honored
to have you

as a member
of our science team.

Yeah, thanks for
the accolades.

Huh.

¶ Everybody yell,
"let's go, falcons" ¶

¶ let's go, falcons ¶

last time!

¶ Everybody yell,
"let's go, falcons" ¶

¶ let's go, falcons ¶

now, that's
the level I expect

from a falcon
cheerleader.

Who's got it?

Please.

You got something better?

Oh, you know I do.

So bring it.

Girl, I brought it,
nailed it,

lent it to my friend's
kid sister,

and I brought it back

while you were still
figuring out the beat.

[Take it to the maximum
playing]

Prima j:
¶ you got that heat? ¶

¶ yeah, I got the heat ¶

¶ let's take it
to the maximum ¶

¶ take it to the maximum ¶

¶ I could take it from ya ¶

¶ oh, you're done now ¶

¶ come on, drop it on me ¶

¶ come on, put it on me ¶

¶ turn it up, turn it up ¶

¶ come on, come on ¶

¶ ooh, ooh,
now what you gonna do? ¶

¶ just show
and prove me that ¶

¶ you, you can roll
with my crew ¶

¶ it's not just you ¶

¶ just to have 2,
come on, got 3 ¶

¶ it's not about you ¶

¶ it's about me ¶

¶ if you wanna
wear me down ¶

¶ take it to the maximum ¶

¶ take it to the maximum ¶

girl: Here.

Casey, over here!

[Tell me by
dropping daylight playing

¶ tell me,
what do you know ¶

¶ about moving forward? ¶

¶ tell me something to say ¶

¶ because I'm screaming,
screaming ¶

¶ tell me something
to make ¶

¶ before I burn
these Bridges ¶

¶ why? ¶

¶ I'm not givin' up
till I break down ¶

¶ oh, why? ¶

arr!

¶ Why? ¶

¶ not givin' up
till I break down ¶

¶ oh, why? ¶

¶ not givin' up
till I break down ¶

[slow motion breath]

¶ Tell me,
what do you know ¶

¶ about moving forward? ¶

[cheering]

Yeah!

What are you
gawking at?

She's hot.

[Scoffs]

Hot player.

Seriously.

¶ How much more
can I hate... ¶

not bad for a rookie.

In fact, not bad at all.

Yes!

¶ Break down ¶

Lauren Evans:
¶ now, let's get to it ¶

¶ everybody do it ¶

¶ everybody have some fun ¶

¶ yeah ¶

¶ let's get to it ¶

¶ everybody do it ¶

¶ everywhere
and everyone... ¶

it's very red.

It's very you.

¶ Yeah ¶

¶ let's get to it ¶

¶ everybody do it ¶

¶ never gonna ever stop ¶

¶ oh, let's get to it ¶

[pretty in punk
by Lauren Evans playing]

¶ Look around ¶

¶ head for the underground ¶

¶ we're at the party spot ¶

¶ let's keep it
pretty in punk ¶

¶ pretty in punk ¶

¶ yeah, pretty in punk ¶

[choral vocalizing]

[Playing piano]

You in?

Uhh!
Uhh!

Ohh. Why don't you
watch where you're going?

Are you blind?

Hello.

[No audio]

No, but I'm deaf.

What?

I'm deaf.

You don't sound deaf.

Well, you don't
look ignorant,

but I guess you can't
judge a book, right?

Um, where do they think
they're gonna sit?

Give me
the seating charts.

[Squeak]

Hi, guys. I'm Meredith,
student body president.

I saw you looking
kind of lost,

so I thought it'd
come over and help.

Oh, thanks, but
I think we're good.

Oh, pfft.
It's no problem.

I have the seating
charts right here.

Well, thanks,
but I think

we'd rather
sit together.

But, um, there's really
not a table for that.

Oh, that's ok.

I'm sure we'll find
space somewhere.

But the lunch courtyard
isn't organized that way.

Oh, don't worry.
We'll figure something out.

What was
that about?

'K.

It's gonna be
the best, you guys.

Right.

What are you
looking at?

They're
just awesome.

[Scoffs]

Ful. Um, awful.

[Scoffs]
Their clothes, yuck,

really
super awful...

To look at.

Really.

Yeah. I know.

What are we gonna do
about them, you guys?

I'll tell you what
we're gonna do. Nothing.

Quinn, my system
is flawless.

Boy: Hey! Hey, jade!

Look.

Come here. Check out
this radical theorem.

You'll absolutely
dig it.

Later.
Bye.

Hey, Sasha!
Come sit with us!

I gotta go.
Bye, guys.

Bye, Sasha.

Yo, cloe. Girl,
come check this out.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Bye.

[Cheering]

Yes.
Yes.

Break in the year
with new uniforms.

[Soccer team cheers]

You see?

We have no problems
at all.

[Giggles]

Jade, I'm stuck
baby-sitting.

Come over and hang?

Bubbie made your favorite,
matzo albondigas.

I have mathletes.
Next week?

I'm booked solid. Yikes.

Next week?
[Groans]

I have journalism.
How 'bout tomorrow?

We have to make time
for each other.

Want to come over
and study?

Let's do it next week.
For sure.

You said that
the last time.

Seriously
miss you guys.

What's happening here?

You're always busy!

Please,
call me!

I have not changed!

You've changed!

You guys.

This is ridiculous.

[All talking,
music playing]

What about us?

Whatever.

I'm out.
Bye.

[Doorbell]
Hey, Sasha.

Yasmin. Hey, girl,
long time no see.

What are you
doing here?

We were supposed to
go shopping together.

Remember?

¶ Go, falcons ¶

oh. Uh...

No worries. Heh.

Oh. My bad, yas.
I'm sorry. I...

I've got practice
with the girls.

Can we do it
next week?

Oh. Sure.

Yeah, I--
you're the best.

We'll do it
next week, ok?

For sure.
I'll call you.

Ok. Call me.
Bye.

[My life by the
slumber party girls playing]

¶ I won't be late to school ¶

¶ it's 'cause
I really care about it ¶

¶ I will play by the rules ¶

¶ won't be a prima Donna ¶

¶ I'm just a girl who likes
to have a little fun ¶

¶ don't try to stop me,
no, it can't be done ¶

¶ it's my life ¶

ahh! You ruined my hair.

Hey, you can
take the bus.

Yo, listen up.
That bus is weak.

It's cramped up
with freaks,

and I have no time
to show my hair mystique.

Whoo. Word.

Weird.

Hi, alli.

Bethany.

Dexter.

Hey, girls.

Hi.
How you doin'?

Ashlee Simpson:
¶ go ahead, walk on by... ¶

hey, jade.
Dexter.

Lookin' sharp
for the assembly.

Here.
Let me fix this.

¶ Maybe one day,
you'll find... ¶

hey,
what's up, ladies?

[Giggles]

¶ You don't know me ¶

cloe: Hey, guys.

¶ You're the one
who walked right through me ¶

¶ and now you're sayin'
that you knew me ¶

¶ when I was ¶

¶ invisible ¶

[beep]

¶ Little things adding up ¶

¶ try so hard not to rush ¶

¶ giving in, letting go ¶

¶ of the world we know ¶

¶ you're the one
who looked right through me ¶

¶ and now you're sayin'
that you knew me ¶

¶ when I was invisible... ¶

all right,
you can sit down now.

Let's sit down.

Well, well, well.

Welcome back to another
wonderful year

at, uh, carry nation
high school.

And now without further ado,

I'm going to introduce
to you your very popular

president
of the student body,

my little polliwog,
my daughter--heh.

Meredith Baxter dimly.

[Applause]

Good morning.

I am so thrilled to be here
as your student body president

once again.

[Applause]

I am here to talk about...

The talent show,

which I will be
heading up again,

and the fact that besides
the coveted golden hatchet,

our wonderful arts committee

is providing a spectacular
grand prize this semester,

a college scholarship to
the school of your choice.

Isn't that amazing?

So you can post your auditions
on MySpace...

Joanna: ¶ in my eye ¶

¶ I see it, oh, so clear ¶

¶ it was long ago
and far away ¶

¶ but it never disappeared ¶

¶ I try to put it in the past ¶

¶ hold on to myself
and don't look back ¶

¶ I don't wanna
dream about ¶

hey.

¶ All the things
that never were... ¶

hi.

Oh, good gloss.

Peach party.

Yeah, I just got it.
You like it?

Gorgeous.
I love it.

I know. Heh.

Ah heh. Ah heh.
Yeah.

Yeah.
Um...

Great gloss.

Yeah. It's so shiny.

Yes, very...

Yeah.

Shiny.

Yeah. So, um--

I actually have to
get to class.

Oh, yeah. Of course.
Well,

uh, have a--
have a good class.

Thanks.
Yeah. Okey-dokey.

Back at ya.

See ya.

¶ Cross the line ¶

¶ it's like a lie
I've told a thousand times ¶

¶ I don't wanna
dream about ¶

I miss you.

¶ All the things
that never were ¶

¶ maybe I can live without ¶

¶ when I'm out from under ¶

wow, Meredith.

Starting a new trend
at school?

Hmm. How's frump chic?

It suits you.

Seriously, cherish,

I told you you may not
speak to me before noon.

Is that so I don't have to
smell your morning breath?

Or is that the dog's?

Did you make
your appointment

with extreme
face makeover yet?

Voila.

Now you are
fido fabulous.

Now we are both
true fashion icons,

aren't we, Paris?

Yeah, fetching.
[Laughs]

Get it? Dog.

Fetching.
A dog fetches.

[Sighs] These are
the jokes, people.

[Scoffs]

[Playing piano]

[Banging notes]

Dylan, you've been
holdin' out on me.

Huh?

All this time, I thought
you were just some cool jock.

Dylan. Dylan.

Dylan, what's up?

Nothin'.

I miss it.

I miss music.

I feel you,
but you don't have to.

What are you talkin' about?
I can't hear.

Come on.

[Playing piano]

Feel that?

Yeah, but...

Doesn't mean
that I can play it.

True. Come here.

[Hip-hop backbeat playing]

[Scratching]

Eh? Try it.

¶ Free love ¶

¶ just let it move ya ¶

know somethin', Whitman?

You're a weird dude.

But you're ok.
You know that?

You wanna learn
a few tricks?

Yeah.
Yeah?

[Scratching]

¶ Free love ¶

I can feel that
on my neck.

So what are you
gonna do

for the talent show
this year, Meredith?

[Scoffs] It doesn't matter.
You know she's gonna win.

Just because
I am going to win

doesn't mean that I
don't owe all of my fans

a really cool show.

That's true.

Hey, what do you think?

Juggling? Please.

That is so
not talent-show-ready.

[Girls chuckle]

[On the beautiful blue danube
by johann Strauss playing]

[Exhales]

[Paris growls]

Uh...

Hi.

Who, me?

Yeah.

Ok, Paris,
we're a team,

and mommy needs
your help.

I need you
to go over there.

Yes, I do.

And I need you
to make sure that Cameron

stops talking to
the evil soccer freak.

[Arf arf]

Ok? Ok?

[Kiss] Thank you.

Wow, um, hi. I...

Ooh. Ah, I'm--I'm cloe.

Uh, I'm Cameron.

Yeah, I know.

What classes
are you in?

Classes? Uh...

You know, stuff.

Fun--

whoa.
Aah!

[Slow motion gasp]

Cloe!

You are the biggest
klutz ever!

You always ruin
everyth--whoo!

Aah!

Oh, no.

Cloe!

[Gasps] Ahh!

Oh, my gosh.
I am so sorry.

Oh, no, you didn't.

Jade, you totally
did that on purpose!

Whoa!

Ooh!

Unh. Uhh!

Aah! Unh!

[Gasps] Oh, my gosh!

My hair!

Sasha, you stupid...

Cheerleader!

You did not just say that.

Keep talking. Someday, you'll
say something intelligent.

Aah!

You know what?

You're not as bad as
people say you are.

You're worse!

[Gasps]

Ohh.

Boy: Food fight!

[On the beautiful blue danube
by johann Strauss playing]

Yasmin, you--unh!

Cloe, this is
all your fault!

Get down here!

Boy: Stop it!

Girl: There's food
in my face!

Girl: Oh, my gosh.
That's so wet.

Second girl: Stop!

Take that!

Oh, my gosh.

Uhh!

No, jade! Ohh!

No.

Oh, my gosh.

Here. You want
some of this?

Enough already! Uhh.

[Gasping]

[Stone grinding]

[Slow motion gasps]

Oh, my gosh.

[All scream]

Man: Hey, make a hole.
Principal dimly comin' through.

Move it.

Principal dimly's
coming through.

Uh-oh.

Oh, hi, daddy.

Looky.

I want to know
who did this,

or I'm going to--

[whispering] Pass this over
to vice principal sludge.

I'm going to pass this over
to vice principal sludge.

Rollo, you take over.

It's the 4 girls

lying next to
the statue. Hello.

Rollo: You, you,
you, and you,

detention.

You started it, clumsy.

I tripped. Excuse me,
princess perfect.

That is so like you.

You've always been
the queen of denial.

Do you know what?

Neither one of you ever
thinks anything through.

It's always me having
to pick up the pieces.

That's interesting.
We haven't talked in 2 years,

ever since you dumped us
to be queen of the dorks.

Me? You haven't
spoken to any of us

since you went
all cheerleader.

[Mocking]
"I'm not a snob.

I'm just better than
you are. Yeah."

I didn't stop talkin' to you.
You stopped talkin' to me.

Really?

What are you
talking about, Sasha?

At least we don't
buy our friends

with our daddy's
bank account.

Only because
you don't have a dad

or a bank account.

Stop it!

All of you,
just stop it.

I can't believe
you said that to cloe.

That's ok.

No, it's not.

When your parents
got divorced,

cloe and her mom
were totally there

for you. Don't
forget that, Sasha.

Cloe, I'm sorry.

I can't believe
I said that.

What happened to us?

It's ok.
We were a team.

We always had
each others' backs.

Seriously, like when
you canceled your ski trip

to help cloe
study for finals.

That's what friends do.

And what about you, yas?

Remember you completely
crushed those girls

that used to slam jade
before she grew into her ears.

Well, she would have
done the same for me.

Big deal.

It is a big deal.

Friendship
is a big deal.

Why aren't we
friends anymore?

I can't even remember.

It's the cliques.
We're all in them.

That's just
how high school works.

Sasha,
you're a cheerleader,

cloe's a jock,

and, jade,
you spend your time

between the science
and home ec geeks.

They're not geeks.

They're really
interesting people.

Yeah, but I would
never know that,

because I'm not
in your clique.

So what do we do?

We have to
take control

of our lives,
of our friendships.

It's our own fault.

We can be friends
with each other

and do our
own thing, right?

Ok.

How?

We be ourselves,
just like we used to be.

I miss my girls.

Me, too.

I didn't realize
how much

until now.

B.F.F.S?

All three: B.F.F.S.

Aww. [Squeals]

Eww. Ohh! You
smell like pasta.

So do you.

I can't believe them.

This is all your fault,
Cameron, because if you

hadn't walked over and
talked to that soccer joke,

I wouldn't have had
to take action,

and then daddy's bust
would not have been broken,

and those bimbettes
wouldn't be in detention

and back together, creating
anarchy in my kingdom.

Thanks a lot.

Well, if all else fails,

I always have this.

[Gasps]
Quinn: Meredith!

Um, I don't think
this, you know,

calls for the jump
drive, Meredith. Really.

Yeah, maybe everything will
back to normal by tomorrow.

Yeah.

[Mocking] Yeah,
maybe everything

will be back to normal
by tomorrow.

Moron. [Scoffs]

Let's go. [Scoffs]

I can't stand
to look at this.

¶ Porque le falta ¶

¶ porque le falta ¶

¶ Las patitas de atrás ¶

¶ LA cucaracha,
LA cucaracha ¶

¶ ya no puede caminar ¶

¶ porque LA falta ¶

¶ porque LA falta ¶

¶ Las patitas de atrás ¶

¶ LA cucaracha,
LA cucaracha ¶

¶ ya no puede caminar ¶

¶ porque LA falta ¶

¶ porque LA falta ¶

¶ Las patitas de atrás ¶

aah!
Ha ha ha!

Ohh.

Oh, God.

Whoo hoo.

[Sighs]
So tell me, chica,

why so happy?

Is there a boy?

Come on. You've been
holding out on me.

There's no boy, bubbie.

It's Sasha, jade, and cloe.

We're a team again.

I mean, everyone at school

is only friends with
the people in their group,

but we've decided to be
friends with everyone.

Well, you girls are
doing the right thing.

You walk into school.

You socialize
with each other,

with everyone.

You walk in with
your heads held high,

and you walk in

with these
gorgeous new shoes.

Son divinos. [Gasps]

Hola.
Who's your bubbie?

Hola. You are.

Bubbie, they're gorgeous.

I love them.

Ah-ah-ah.

Sweet talk is cheap.

Pay the lettuce.

Mmm. Heh heh.

Ah.

Ahh. Dos chocolates.

How do you do that?

Te amo, bubbie.
[Chuckles]

Sasha: Mmm. I love the smell
of retail in the morning.

Heh. That's my Sasha.

Gosh, guys,
I've missed you so much.

2 years?
That's like forever.

So what's the latest
and greatest?

Same old same old.
Just wish my parents

could see
who I really am.

The worst.

You know,
it's not that bad.

It just means I
spend a lot of time

changing clothes
in skeevy bathrooms.

That's so weird.

Fashion's like
your superpower.

You shouldn't
have to hide it.

Please, that's like

the textbook definition
of superpower.

It's the thing
in your life that you're

really amazing at, but
you hide from the world

so people will think
you're normal.

And you, yas?

I started
writing some music,

[gasps]
And, yes,

it's sounding pretty good,

and, no,
you can't hear it.

Cloe: Stage fright?

Yeah. But, Sasha, I mean,

it's really been
about missing you guys.

Speaking of guys,

whoa.

Woof!

Sasha: I know.
Right? Yep.

Look who's walkin' by,
sportin' some bad jeans,

and lookin' fine.

[Girls giggle and squeal]

Oh, my gosh.

He totally just
checked you out.

Did you see that?
He's into you.

What, Dylan?
Are you kidding me?

He hates me.

Besides, he is
totally not my type.

Oh, you have a type?

[Laughter]
Come on, guys.

Dylan is not the least bit
interested in me.

O.M.G. It's so obvious.

Ok, you are so wrong.

He never looks me
in the eye,

he's never asked me out,

and he can never even
remember my name.

Hmm.

Oh, my God.

He's crazy about me.

[Laughs]

Promise we'll never let
anything break us up ever again.

Pinky swear.

Pinky swear.
Pinky swear.

All: Aww.

[School bell rings]

¶ I'm gonna shine ¶

¶ shine, shine, shine ¶
wow.

I love MySpace.

Nlt: ¶ I'm tellin'
you she's... ¶

¶ the way she
moves her body ¶

¶ she's hot ¶

¶ the way she
shakes her body ¶

¶ she's h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h ¶

¶ ooh, she's heartburn ¶

¶ she's burnin' my heart ¶

¶ and I can't take
no more for real ¶

¶ she's burnin' my heart ¶

¶ and I can't take-- ¶

yeah.

Not so much. Next!

Hello. I am
magnificent Mike.

Watch as I place
my assistant

into the sword box
of death.

Prepare
to be amazed.

Assistant: Aah!

Ohh! Ow!

Ooh. Great.

You're in.

Prima j:
¶ it's just one on one ¶

¶ you and me,
come on, baby ¶

¶ let's just kick it ¶

¶ ah ha, ah ha ¶

¶ kick it ¶

¶ ah ha, ah ha ¶

thank you very much.
Next!

[Playing violin]

If I see one more

violin-playing
contortionist,

I am going to scream.

Next!

I think we're making this
too complicated.

I mean, if we wanna be friends,
we should just be friends.

I totally agree.

I mean,
we walk into school,

and we lead by example.
Come on.

Hey, hey.

Yo, cloe,

come chill with us.

You seein' this?

What's up?

Oh, hey, jade.

Come here.
Check this out.

I'm...

Hey, Sasha!

Come sit with us.

I can't.

Wh-why doesn't she want
to sit with us?

Are people
staring?

Oh, yeah.

[Laughs]

Super awkward.

Ok, this is weird.

I think it's time
for plan "b."

Operation mingle.

Prima j: ¶ every day ¶

¶ what, what ¶

beautiful.

Wait.
¶ it's my party ¶

¶ hey ¶

¶ it's my party, party ¶

¶ it's my party, party ¶

¶ throw your hands up... ¶

perfection.

¶ Hey ¶

¶ it's my party, party... ¶

right. No,
straighten your legs.

Ok, good.

See, don't you have, like,
any fancy pair of sneakers

in your yasmin collection?

I mean,
anything under 6 inches?

I just want
to stay vertical!

Um, come on.
Stay vertical?

Honey, when I'm
through with you,

you will be playing

your next soccer game
in stilettos.

You're serious?
Trust me.

Hey, Dexter.

Salutations, jade.

Hey, nerd, why is
she talkin' to you?

Jade? She's my lab partner.

Hey, hottie.

I bet you and I could do
a lab experiment

without the bunsen burner.
You feelin' me?

Uhh.

I think it behooves you

to extend an apology
to the lady.

I don't know
what you just said,

but I think you better
mind your own business.

You gonna cry? Ohh.

[Imitates crying]

Daah!

Yaah!

Raah.

Jibbs: ¶ go, go, go ¶

¶ got the knack,
take it low ¶

¶ spinning all around,
take it slow ¶

¶ this is go go... ¶

now, would you like

to apologize
to the lady?

Sorry, jade.

Dude, you ever think
about playing football?

Ok, so "x" plus "y" plus "z"

divided by 3 is...

[All muttering]

Ok.

Oh, oh! Let's try this.

I think this might
make more sense.

Aw, yeah.

What's a touchdown...

Uh, 6.

Plus an extra point...

One.

Plus a safety...

2.

Divided by
a field goal?

3.

It's good.

Yeah!

Who's number one?!
Who's number one?!

[All talking]

[Players cheering]

Cameron: Killer rip.

Oh. Thanks.

But, uh, I think with
a little adjustment,

it'd be
a whole lot better.

Power comes
from your core,

like this. See?

All right?

All right.

Let's have one.

You may want to move,

just in case.

I'm good.

Ok.

Ooh!

Ahh.
Oh, no.

I'm such a klutz!

[Groaning]

Are you ok?

Heh heh. No worries.

Uh, should we
try it again?

Ohm.

Ohm.

Ohm.

Ohm.

Oh, my God,
cherish.

What are
you doing?

I'm trying to imagine you
with a personality.

Take me to the happy place.

Take me to the happy place.

Hurry.

Can't you find somewhere
else to be a freak?

[Scoffs]
So embarrassing.

I'm busy now.

Can I ignore you
some other time?

Didn't you hear,
munchkin?

Everyone does what
I tell them to do.

Not from what I hear.

[Scoffs]
Ouch.

[Laughs]
Oh, whatever, Avery.

[Click, whir]

This is just
a temporary loss of control.

I can assure you I will bring
order back to our school.

[Arf]

Now, girls, think.

When was I at the height
of my popularity?

Last week?

Uh, last year's
talent show?

Ooh, ooh!
I know this one.

Yes, Quinn?

Your super sweet 16.

She's totally right.

That was like the most
amazing party ever.

Remember everyone was,
like, sucking up to you

for weeks before just
to get an invitation.

Well, then, it's settled.

I'm throwing another
super sweet 16 party.

Um, but you're
already 16.

I'm throwing
another super sweet 16.

[Gasps] In fact, I'll have
mtv tape the whole thing.

My mom is best friends
with the producers.

[Chuckles] Why is she
throwing another sweet 16?

I'm not really sure
exactly.

I'm going to use
the invitations

to bring organization and
harmony back to our school.

Oh, I get it.

Man: Cherish...

No cliquey,
no tickey.

You have
a visitor.

And we'll crush those
snotty girls forever.

And then we'll live happily
ever after. Brilliant.

Yo, cherish, you left
your shoes at ballet class.

[Laughs]

Hey, it's a total
chick farm.

Athletic,
and yet very hot.

Me likey.

Me thinky
you're a twerp.

So what do you think
of my hair today?

I did this side
just for you.

Don't you need a license
to be that ugly?

Ooh, I like 'em feisty.

Um, isn't that
yasmin's little brother?

Yeah. What's he
doing here?

Hey, lookin' good,
mamitas.

Ugh. Ok, that is
truly gross.

Oh, my God. You have the
most incredible hair ever.

I know, right?

I'm goin' out
for best hair this year.

No doubt. Anyway,

why don't you, uh,
come over here

and tell me
all about yourself?

Are you
kidding me?

Ok. Here. Keep this dry.

So, your sister yasmin,

she is so sweet.

I mean, what's it like

having such
a perfect sister?

Yeah, what's it like?

Perfect? Ha ha!

Have you
actually met her?

[Giggles]

You're so funny.

I mean,
she's just so good

at everything,
right?

You think so?

Check this out.

It's truly fantastic.

[Beep, beep]

¶ ...le falta ¶

¶ Las patitas de atrás ¶

¶ LA cucaracha,
LA cucaracha ¶

wow.
She is precious.

I just have to
have this

for my collection.

Do you think you could
transfer it to this?

[Gasps]

[Whimpers]

Yeah, sure.

[Beep]
[Chuckles]

Ecch.

[Arf]

Avery: Meredith's mtv
my super sweet 16.

Yeah, it's gonna be
totally even more

incredibly awesome
than the last one.

How excited are you?

She already had
a sweet 16.

What do you think
she's up to?

Does it matter?
Hello. It's a party.

This can't
be good.

Come on.

Mine.

Yasmin: Oh, my God.
How cool is this?

Darling. Love it.

Apparently so.

Come on, girl.
Give it up.

Tell us what's wrong.

I'm not going
to Meredith's

party, ok?
What?

I can't afford
to buy anything new.

You guys need to go
without me. I mean it.

Oh, my God, cloe.
Stop it right now, ok?

The only way
you can embarrass us

is if you don't
walk into Meredith's

ridiculously extreme
extravaganza.

Yeah, and we've
been pulled apart

for too long. It's not
happening again,

not for anything,

and especially
not for Meredith.

But, Sasha,
I have nothing to wear.

You do now.

I have
2 guilt certificates,

one from my mom
and one from my dad.

And now one for you.

Hey, divorce
isn't all that bad.

Now, come on, girl.

We got some serious
shopping to do. [Kiss]

Alex band: ¶ ...Your life ¶

¶ and it doesn't
get better than ¶

¶ doesn't get better
than this ¶

¶ right now ¶

¶ right here ¶

¶ you only get
one chance to live ¶

¶ your life ¶

¶ and it doesn't
get better than this ¶

¶ if you hold on
to a dream ¶

¶ find it's closer
than it seems ¶

¶ well, this universe
is all that you create ¶

¶ all that
you create ¶

¶ there's no time
to hesitate ¶

¶ it doesn't get better
than this ¶

¶ right now ¶

¶ and it doesn't
get better than ¶

¶ doesn't get
better than this ¶

¶ right now, right here ¶

¶ you only get
one chance to live ¶

¶ your life ¶

¶ and it doesn't
get better than this ¶

come on!
This is all mine!

Aah! Aah!

¶ It doesn't get better
than this ¶

the mall hath no fury
like a shopper scorned.

Yeah.
Good job, girl.

Thank you.
I'm proud of you.

[Circus music playing]

Pop your balloons to see
if you're invited

to my mtv
super sweet 16 party.

Now, seating
will be organized

according to group,

so if you don't
belong to a group,

you really can't
come to my party.

So until then...

[Gasps]
I'm so excited.

I'll be watching you.

Go ahead. Pop 'em.

[Gasps] Oh, my God.
This is so fabulous.

I knew it.

It was too good
to be true.

I just don't understand
why Meredith is so evil.

I mean, what are we
gonna do about her party?

Nothing, ok?
We don't go.

If we can't go to
the festival of Meredith

on our own terms,
then trust me,

it's not worth it.

Yas, it's gonna be
an amazing party.

Yeah, and if
we don't go,

we could be branded
as total losers and outcasts.

But I'm willing
to take the risk.

I'm with yasmin.
Skip the ego trip.

Yeah. I second
that emotion.

But, guys--

Sasha, no.

Ok, I hear you.
It's just...

There was this tragic
new outfit out here

that's just calling my name.

Hey, you know, I'm...

Hanging up
and changing my number.

Ohh! Hold me!

Oh, honey. You'll be
just fine. Come on.

[No audible dialogue]

No.

[Arf]

I agree.

Absolutely not.

Don't look, Paris.

I'd rather die.

[Arf]

That's the one.

Now show me
the love.

I need a little
something right here.

Thank you.

I just love me.

Clique girlz:
¶ when I wanna bewitch ¶

¶ she can be strong
for a little while ¶

¶ she's my alter ego ¶

I look so hot.

¶ I can be good ¶

high-five.

¶ She can be bad... ¶

ok, keep going.

¶ Open eyes, I can see
what's in front of me ¶

¶ open mind,
imagining how I will be ¶

¶ open eyes, 'cause today
I'm feelin' free ¶

¶ whatever, whenever ¶

¶ gonna make it happen ¶

¶ with o-- ¶
[Applause]

Wow.
Your singing's amazing.

[Gasps] Oh, my God.
Really?

Yeah, like beyond amazing.

Seriously? Thanks.

But I don't
understand.

I mean,
you can't, like--

hear?

It's ok.
You can say it.

It's cool. I can't hear,
but I heard you.

Ok.

I'll bite.

Here. Come here.

Let me show you.

[Feedback]
Sing something.

¶ Open eyes ¶
yeah.

¶ I can see what's
in front of me ¶

wow. So that's
how you heard me?

Well, I didn't exactly
hear your voice.

I felt your voice.

And it felt amazing.

Awesome.

Yeah, you are.

You have
a serious gift.

You did sign up for the
talent show, didn't you?

'Cause you're
definitely winning.

Thanks,
but no, thanks.

I can't sing
in front of people.

I literally get ill.

It's not pretty.

You know what?

I can't hear,
but I learned to spin.

[Hip-hop backbeat playing]

[Spinning]

You can do it
if you really want to.

Seriously,
it'd be a crime

to keep that voice
inside yourself.

What's that mean?

Go for it.

Mom.

Wow.

This must be
a major party.

Mom?

Mom, are you ok?

[Gasps]
You're burning up.

Oh, I have--
I have to cook the food.

I have to cook the food.

No, mom.

I have to cook the food.

Mom, you can't work.
You need to sleep.

Ok, where--
mom. Mom.

Mom. Look at me.
What?

You need to sleep.

Ok.

A couple hours.

You promise
you'll wake me up.

I promise.

Just get some rest.

Please, mom.

[Sighs]

Girl,
are you joking?

It's Saturday
morning.

This better
be good.

What's wrong?

It's an emergency.

I need your help.

All three: We're there.

So we need to make
150 of each dish.

Uh, cook?
You want me to cook?

Girl, I burn water.

Yeah,
are you kidding?

'Cause there's
definitely no way

I can do this.
What's this?

Come on, jade.
We can do it.

You're
a designer.

Just think
of it as...

High fashion
for food.

Let's do it.

Orianthi: ¶ 'cause I'll be ¶

¶ all right ¶

¶ well, all I need
is a sign ¶

¶ it's a long road ¶

¶ but I'm hopin' things
will just get better ¶

¶ well, I need to find ¶

¶ put everything
on the line ¶

ohh.
Aah!

¶ I gotta make a change ¶

¶ it's now or never ¶

[laughs]

¶ I'm movin'
at my own pace... ¶

cloe, you didn't
wake me up.

It's 5:00.
I've got so much...

Girls: Ta-da!

Who did this?

Sasha:
We did.

¶ To get
to where I'm goin' ¶

¶ there's no time
to wait around ¶

¶ all right ¶

this is amazing.

¶ 'Cause I'll be... ¶

you girls are
absolute angels.

Aren't we?

It was a breeze.

[Cellphone rings]

What?

Oh, God.

Uh...

Mom, what's wrong?

My servers
can't make it.

This is the biggest party
of my career.

Where am I gonna
get servers in 2 hours?

Uh, we're free.

No, wait, wait, wait.

This is Meredith's
sweet 16.

Mom, are you kidding?

I couldn't turn it down,
honey. I'm sorry.

No, no, no.
I-it's ok.

I understand.

I'm just gonna
cancel it.

We're in.

You sure
you wanna do it?

What's the worst
that could happen?

Why the sad faces?

Clowns are supposed
to be happy.

Be happy.

Perfect.

If you guys wanna back out,
I'll totally understand.

All right, everyone's
out there waiting for food,

and gosh darn it,
we're gonna serve it.

I just need
5 little minutes and fer.

Girl, I may be
wearin' circus clothes

and a clown nose, but I draw
a line at wearing animals.

Uh, no, not fur.

F-e-r. My fashion
emergency raft.

I never leave home
without it.

[Whirs]

Well, I got s.M.K.

Sasha's makeup kit.

Holler.

[All laugh]

[Snipping]

Now, that's what I call
clown couture. Heh heh.

¶ Ahh ¶

prima j: ¶ tell me what
you think you're lookin' at ¶

¶ aah ¶

¶ so I think
I'm queen Elizabeth ¶

¶ 'cause I'm a rock star,
a rock star ¶

¶ a pretty, little... ¶

giddy-up, jumbo.

¶ Uh-huh ¶

hi, everyone.

Hi, mtv.
It's Meredith.

Isn't this amazing?

Hi. Oh, I'm so glad
you could make it

to my super
sweet 16 party.

Oh, it's so good
to see you.

Hi, everyone.

I know. So cool, right?

Best party ever already,
and we're just starting.

[Cheering]

The faders:
¶ I got you on my mind ¶

Joel, check it out.
Look.

¶ And it's time
to make you see ¶

oh!

¶ What I want ¶

¶ so I'll just make this
a little more obvious ¶

I'm so excited to be here.

¶ 'Cause I get what I want ¶

¶ and I want you
to get with me ¶

¶ get with me... ¶

candied quiche
and pickle puffs.

[Cheering]

Thank you so much
for coming.

¶ You can't stop this ¶

hello.
¶ feeling... ¶

me time now.

It's me
on an elephant.

[Scoffs]

¶ You can't stop this ¶

¶ feelin' ¶

¶ there's no escape ¶

¶ no sleep tonight ¶

¶ you won't get
no sleep tonight ¶

that was amazing.
Amazing.

Get out of my way!

¶ No sleep tonight ¶

well, don't you
look adorable?

But you're not here
to look adorable.

You're here to work.

It's clover,
isn't it?

Cloe.

Oopsies. Anyway,

we're all
dying of thirst,

so you wanna
get us a soda?

I'll take mine with
a slice of lime.

Oh, you know,
make that a lemon

with a cherry.

But, uh,
take off the stem

and put in
2 umbrellas,

one green and,
um, one yellow.

Ok?

Oh, no, listen, miss thing.
You are not--

Sasha.

Stop it.

Listen, make sure your
friends keep a cork in it,

because I wouldn't want to
have to fire your mother...

Again.

Ok, what was
that about?

Nothing. I don't
wanna talk about it.

Come on. Let's work.

[Love is wicked
by brick & lace playing]

¶ Yeah ¶

¶ ah, ah ¶

¶ brick & lace ¶

¶ in the place ¶

¶ your love is wicked,
wicked, wicked ¶

ooh!
Hi.

I'm Meredith's sister.

I've had to put up
with this every day

for 11 years.
Can you feel my pain?

Yeah, I'm stuck
with her.

You guys look like
total rock stars.

I look like
a circus freak.

I'll pay you
to kidnap me.

I'm worth a lot.

I'll do it.

That nose is
workin' for me.

Me likey.

[Gags] Humph.

[Laughter]

¶ Your love
is wicked ¶

¶ tears on my pillow
cry your love is wicked ¶

¶ cry me a river,
'cause your love is wicked ¶

¶ friends come around,
say your love is wicked ¶

¶ but the kisses, way you give,
don't you know it's wicked? ¶

¶ wait for your call,
'cause your love is wicked ¶

[music fades out]

You're a very beautiful girl,
uh, cupcake,

and you look cute
as a button tonight.

Don't let anyone kid you.

You're a good dad.

Thank you, uh,
jelly bean.

[Drumroll]

May I have
your attention, please?

For our first super fun event
of my super evening,

it's time
for the entertainment, me.

Please hold your applause
until the end.

¶ "F" to the "a"
to the b-u-l-o-u-s ¶

¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ come on ¶

¶ ooh ¶

¶ "f" to the "a"
to the b-u-l-o-u-s ¶

¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ this is your lucky day ¶

¶ you're standing
in my presence ¶

¶ this is your lucky day ¶

¶ I'm like
a slice of heaven ¶

¶ flowin',
overflowin' ¶

¶ when it's
in your presence ¶

¶ flowin',
overflowin' ¶

¶ time to take
the lesson from me ¶

¶ I guarantee ¶

¶ I'm fabulous ¶

¶ simply one and only ¶

¶ fabulous ¶

¶ you wanna be my homey ¶

¶ funky and fabulous ¶

¶ don't hate me
'cause I got it ¶

¶ fabulous ¶

¶ gonna make you want it ¶

¶ she's so
fabulous ¶

¶ back in the day ¶

¶ back in elementary ¶

¶ people like me ¶

¶ were treated
so differently ¶

¶ now you know
they were wrong ¶

¶ they were jealous
of me all along ¶

¶ now take a breath ¶

¶ just sit back, let it go ¶

¶ chill out,
let it flow ¶

¶ 'cause now I'm
running the show ¶

¶ I'm funky, I'm fly ¶

¶ I'm fabulous,
and here's why ¶

¶ don't worry
that you are inferior ¶

¶ it's just
that I'm superior ¶

¶ don't sweat it,
don't cry ¶

¶ don't fret it,
here's why ¶

¶ fabulous ¶

¶ don't hate me
'cause I got it ¶

¶ fabulous ¶

¶ you know
I'm gonna flaunt it ¶

¶ fabulous ¶

¶ gonna make you want it ¶

¶ I'm so fabulous ¶

[cheering]

We love you!
Yeah!

Avery:
We love you!

Thank you so much.

And now for a real treat.

I'd like to invite
my dear, dear friend to go next.

[Gasps] Oh, my God.

I can't believe she's
gonna let me go first.

Yassie, darling,
a little birdie

told me that you
just love to sing.

[Giggles]

Come on up here.

Come on. Come on.

No, no. No, no,
please, don't.

Don't do this to her.

She has stage fright.

No, no.
Oh, please.

No, stop.

Sasha: Oh, poor yasmin.

This is gonna be fantastic.

[Feedback]

Raise the roof,
yasmin.

Let's go, yasmin.

[Mouths words]

All three:
We love you, yasmin!

Come on, yasmin.

It's my birthday.

Show us what you can do.

[Fighting sobs]

[Crowd groans]

[Microphone feedback]

Meredith: Oh, dear.

She is so adorably shy.

Precious.

Well, I have had
the privilege

of watching her sing, and I
just want you all to see it.

¶ LA cucaracha, LA cucaracha ¶

[laughter]

¶ Porque le falta,
porque le falta ¶

¶ Las patitas de atrás ¶

¶ LA cucaracha, LA cucaracha ¶

¶ ya no puede caminar ¶

hey, come on, guys.
Dance with me.

[Latin dance music playing]

Up, up, up!
Come on, everyone!

[Cheering]

Stop it.

[Dancers trilling]

Do something
about this.

I'm on it.

[Modern remix
of LA cucaracha playing]

Juancho: ¶ no se levanta
ni a LA manaña ¶

¶ LA cucaracha, LA cucaracha ¶

stop it.

¶ Ya no puede caminar ¶

[music winds down, stops]

And now for my second
change of the evening.

Ladies and gentlemen...

What?

My aquamarine meringue.

[Crowd gasps]

[Applause]

Well, is everyone
having a good time?

Is this like the best
super sweet 16 party ever?

Do you guys, like,
totally love me?

[Applause dies out]
[Cough]

Girl:
What'd she say?

Let's--let's start dancing.

Ok? Whoo!

Prima j: ¶ come on, baby,
let's just kick it ¶

hi, mtv. Welcome to
my super sweet 16 party.

All: We love you,
mtv! Whoo!

My party was totally
better than yours.

¶ Every time
that I say no... ¶

I am so sorry.

Um, um, foie gras mousse?

Pretty good
at lip reading.

Not that good.

You looked great
on the big screen.

Oh, don't remind me.

So humiliating.

Yeah, don't let it
get to you.

Consider the source.

[Scoffs] Excuse me.
Yasmin, get back to work.

That is not what
I am paying you for.

No fraternizing
with my guests.

Meredith: Oh, you have
got to be kidding me.

Shoo. Go, go, go, go.

Excuse me.
Aah!

[Whistles] Jumbo,
come here, boy.

Go. Go, jumbo, go.

[Trumpets]

Oh, my gosh.

Well, if isn't cloe,
the klutzy clown.

You're fired.
Now clean up

this disgusting mess
before my guests see it.

Cameron, what are you doing?
Get up.

Cameron.

Cameron. Cameron,
get me a drink.

Get your own drink.

What?

Cameron!

[Trumpets]

Thanks a lot, jumbo.

Whaah!
Whoa!

[Guests gasp]

Ohh! Aah!

[Laughter]

What are you looking at?

Stop it. Stop it!

[Silence]

This is my mtv
super sweet 16 party.

Everybody go back to your
assigned tables immediately!

Aah!
Whoa!

[Laughter]

Thank you.

[Trumpets]

Aah!

[Laughter]

[Grunts]

Meredith,
are you ok?

Do you need
a hand?

I--I can get you
a towel.

I know cpr.

Look at me! You guys
have ruined everything!

There was gonna be a cake

and dancing and
an amazing goody bag.

But now the party's over.

You've ruined it
for everyone!

You--you...

Brats!

Hi, mtv. This is
the best party

I have ever been to
in my whole life!

Happy Birthday,
Meredith.

[Elephant trumpets]

Yasmin: Well, she's
brought back the cliques.

Cloe: Ok. So what
do we do now?

Um, Sasha.

Hey, Bethany.

So, uh,
we've been talking,

and, um, you're
a really great cheerleader,

and--and we really want you
to be a part of the team,

but if--if you don't
wanna hang out with us,

then maybe you don't have

the right kind of school spirit
for the job.

So you're saying if I'm
not a part of your clique,

I'm off the squad?

Think about it.

Hey.

You either need to spend
more time with us,

or we need to cut you
from the roster.

Dexter, don't be that guy.

I'm afraid that's
not up to me.

We had a real
chemistry, jade.

I'm not doing it.

Come on, yas.
Get over it.

Jade: The only way to get
everyone back together

is to win the talent show.

Meredith wins
every year.

You're the only one that
can break her streak.

Maybe so,

but I'm still
not doing it.

Next subject,
please.

A chicken.
[Clucking]

Fine. That's me,
El pollo yasmin.

Look, if you sing,
I'll spin.

Really?
Yeah.

No.

Come on.
We'll all help you.

You'll sing,
I'll choreograph,

cloe'll splash
the background

with her video bling,
and jade will--

what, add numbers
faster than anyone?

2,147.
3,268.

5,415. Big whoop.

Hello, fashion diva.

We're gonna
need costumes.

Now you're talkin', sister.

And we're gonna need
backup singers, too.

And dancers!

Why stop there?
We should get everyone

who Meredith shot down
to perform with us.

Perfect! Then you
don't need me.

[Sighs] Ok,
how 'bout this?

The winner gets
a scholarship.

Know anyone who
might need that?

Cloe.

[Sighs] Ok, fine.

[Squeals]

But only for cloe.

But I still can't do it.

All three: Why?!

Because we don't
have a name.

Well, well, well,

if it isn't
the "brats."

Heh heh.

Brats.

Cloe, you're a genius.

I am?

All three: Brats!

Yeah!
[Laughter]

Daechelle: ¶ ooh, yeah ¶

ready? 5, 6, 7, 8.

¶ Be fearless ¶

¶ and nothin'
is impossible ¶

¶ so fearless ¶

¶ and know
that you're invincible ¶

¶ be fearless ¶

I love it. Next.

¶ Prove the undeniable ¶

¶ 'cause you're so much
stronger than you know ¶

¶ you're so much
stronger than you know... ¶

ok, guys, I got
some great images

for the talent show that
I took of the mimes.

¶ Stand your ground,
be confident ¶

¶ the strength inside
is heaven-sent ¶

¶ remember saints
and heroes... ¶

you are awesome.

¶ Remember saints and
heroes gone before ¶

what do you think?

That looks good.

¶ In your demon's eyes ¶

¶ believe you can solve... ¶

yaah!

Hah!

[Groans in pain]

Ahh!
You're in.

Sasha: 5, 6, 7...

Stop!
You're killing us.

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona,
Arkansas, California...

Boring.

¶ Be fearless ¶

¶ and nothin'
is impossible... ¶

horrible.

Horrible.
You're in.

¶ And know that
you're invincible ¶

next!

I am plunger man.

¶ Nothin' is impossible... ¶

come on, y'all.
Get up.

¶ And know
that you're invincible ¶

¶ you know it ¶
¶ fearless ¶

¶ come on ¶

¶ prove the undeniable ¶

¶ 'cause you're so much
stronger than you know ¶

¶ you're so much stronger
than you know ¶

¶ fearless ¶

¶ and nothin'
is impossible ¶

hey, sweetheart.

Hi, dad.

Uh, aren't you supposed
to be at mom's tonight?

[Gasps] Oh, dad,

I'm so exhausted,
I completely forgot.

You know what?
You go on to bed.

I'll call mom.

And I just wanna
tell you somethin'.

I'm really proud of you.

You are?

Yeah.

You and your friends
have put aside

all your differences
and made it work.

Thanks, dad.

Maybe one day, you and mom
will do the same thing.

Yeah. Maybe.

Meredith: Bratz?

[Scoffs] Oh, no.
No way. Nuh-uh.

I don't think so.

They ruined
my super sweet 16.

I am not going to let them
ruin my talent show.

Hello, yasmin.

So you see, it's really
in your best interest

to drop out
of the talent show,

or I'll be forced
to go public

with all these
embarrassing flaws that I have

right here on your friends--

Sasha, jade, and
particularly clover.

Cloe.

Same thing.
I'm pretty sure cloe

wouldn't want
the entire student body

to know that when her mother
worked for us,

things just disappeared.

Poor girl.
How terribly pitiful.

You are so devious.

Thank you.

I mean, I hate to do it,

but you can certainly
see my predicament

and yours.

Can't you?

How pathetic.

I can't believe you.
You spend half your time

documenting dirt
on everyone else.

You really need
to get a life.

Oh, I have one,
and it is fabulous.

Save it.

Just leave cloe alone.

Smart move.

[Beep]

Sasha: 5, 6, 7, 8.

1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8.

O-one, 2, 3, 4,
[Snap]

5, 6, 7, 8.

Hit 1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8.

O-one, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8.

Yas, come here.

You have to
see this.

We are so tight.
Check--

watch. Show her.
Ready? Come on.

Wait. Guys, wait!
5, 6, 7--

[music stops]

I need to tell you
something.

I'm dropping out
of the talent show.

I just can't do it.

All three: What?

I'm sorry. It's just...

You guys kind of
pulled me into it,

and I never really wanted
to do it anyway.

This is a joke,
right?

No, it's not.

It's just not my thing.
It's kind of stupid.

Stupid?

No, what's stupid is

is that I'm almost
getting kicked off

of my soccer team, and you,
you're the one dropping out?

W-whatever.
I don't wanna talk about it.

You don't wanna
talk about it?

Can we talk about the fact
that my grades have dropped?

How selfish can you be?

What happened to
sticking together?

I guess I'm...

Just not feeling it
anymore.

Sorry.

Right. Ok.
Well, I guess if--

if you're not
feeling it anymore,

then we're not feelin' you.

Know what? Come on, girls.
We're through here.

Oh, and, yasmin,

delete my number from
your cellphone, ok?

Cloe: Mine, too.

Yeah. Sounds
about right.

[Door shuts]

Matt white:
¶ look what I've become ¶

¶ I study the lines
on her face ¶

¶ tell me nothin's wrong ¶

¶ I never meant to act
this way again ¶

¶ this might be the end ¶

¶ nowhere... ¶

[sobbing]
I tried to protect them,

but I lost them instead.

Ah, cariña, they're
your best friends.

Tell them the truth,
huh?

You don't know Meredith.

Maybe you should
let them decide.

Está bien, mi niña.

Está bien,
mi Amor.

Bubbie
te quiere mucho.

¶ I want to tell you ¶

¶ the things
I couldn't say ¶

¶ I wish
you would listen... ¶

ok.

Brown, blue.

Blue, brown.

Why aren't you girls
getting ready?

Mom, we're not going.

Not going? Why?

Yasmin bailed on us.

Yasmin?

She just quit
the show.

We thought
our friendship

was more important
than anything.

I mean,
after everything

we've been through.

We put it all
on the line.

Can't believe it.

Yeah,
it doesn't make sense.

Maybe something's
wrong with her.

You girls have
been friends forever.

Don't you think that
you at least owe it to yasmin

to look
a little bit deeper...

Find out why she did
what she did?

[Crickets chirping]

Sasha, I have something
to tell you guys,

like, face to face.

Sasha: Ok.

Look out
your window.

[Applause]

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to a night of magic.

Before we begin,

I'd like to introduce you

to our illustrious
celebrity judges,

who will be voting for me.

[Applause]

[Audience murmurs]

Heh. I'm totally kidding.

Uhh! I can't believe
Meredith would stoop so low.

Wait.
Did I just say that?

We should have known you
were just protecting us.

But I didn't tell you.

Yeah, but we should
have known anyway.

Yas, we want to do
the talent show

with you.

But, guys,
remember? Meredith?

Whatever. If we let
Meredith scare us

into quitting the show,
then it's all over.

She's gonna make
our lives miserable

for the rest of the year.

Yeah, and it doesn't
matter if we win.

We gotta stand up
for ourselves,

show some attitude.

So let me
get this straight.

You guys wanna
stand up onstage

in front of
the whole school

and risk everyone
laughing at us and

thinking we're losers
until we graduate?

Exercise? Yeah,
I get enough exercise...

Just pushin' my luck.

¶ Bah dump, cha ¶

[silence]

Anyway, heh heh.

Um, what do termites
eat for breakfast?

Oakmeal.

You get it?

[Coughs]
Oakmeal.

¶ Bah dah bump, cha ¶

¶ bubbity bubbity,
dah cha ¶

¶ bubbita ba cha bubbity bubbity
bubbity boo yah, brrring ¶

¶ didlidlidl, bubbity buh,
bah dah cha ¶

[clapping]

That was just hilarious.
Heh.

Really. Really wonderful.

Thank you, guys.

It's hilarious. Heh.

Stiff competition.

Our next act
is simply amazing.

[Opera]
¶ LA Donna è mobile ¶

¶ qual piuma Al vento ¶

[applause]

¶ Muta d'accento... ¶

haah chaah!

Hey! Gaaah!

[Gasping]
[Yelling]

[Cracking]

[Laughing]

¶ E di pensiero ¶

[applause]

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,

live from carry nation high,

Meredith and the meredettes.

[Pop music playing]

¶ You know
it's all about me ¶

¶ you know
it's all about me ¶

¶ you know it's all
about me ¶

¶ you know
it's all about me ¶

[dramatic music playing]

¶ Don't hate me
'cause I got it goin' on ¶

¶ it's just me ¶

¶ I'm hot, never cold ¶

¶ I can rock it
any way that I choose ¶

¶ I'm so good, oh, yeah ¶

¶ I make up all the rules ¶

¶ I can't help it
if I set all the trends ¶

¶ everybody wants to be
my best friend ¶

¶ it's infectious ¶

¶ come on,
don't you be jealous ¶

¶ just join in
this lovefest ¶

¶ you know
that it's all about me ¶

¶ it's all about me ¶

¶ oh, yeah, me, myself, and I ¶

¶ it's all about me ¶

¶ m-m-m-MySpace,
I have 10 million friends ¶

¶ t-t-t-text me,
b.F.F. Till the end ¶

¶ p-p-p-page me on your cell
and press send ¶

¶ diva what? Diva who?
Diva where? ¶

¶ that's me ¶

¶ d-d-d-download
all my crazy new hooks ¶

¶ u-u-u-upload
all my video looks ¶

¶ so buy my ring tone,
fashion line, and cookbooks ¶

¶ diva what? Diva who?
Diva where? ¶

¶ it's all about me ¶

¶ you know
it's all about me ¶

¶ it's all about me ¶

¶ you know
it's all about me ¶

¶ me, me, me ¶

¶ e-everybody
knows I'm fly ¶

¶ it's all about me ¶

¶ you know
it's all about me ¶

¶ don't blame her ¶

¶ I'm so beautiful ¶

¶ not her fault ¶

¶ I'm platinum and gold ¶

¶ she's the queen ¶

¶ and my reign is supreme ¶

¶ so follow the leader ¶

¶ you're all on my team ¶
[Whistles]

¶ I can't help it
if I set all the trends ¶

¶ everybody wants to be
my best friend ¶

¶ it's contagious ¶

¶ and it's so outrageous ¶

¶ grandparents, grown-ups,
and kids of all ages ¶

¶ you know Madonna
ain't got nothin' on me ¶

¶ b-b-b-Beyoncé ain't
got nothin' on me ¶

¶ c-c-Christina
ain't got nothin' on me ¶

¶ diva what... ¶
hurry up.

¶ Diva where? ¶

¶ that's me ¶

¶ you know it's
all about me ¶

¶ I'm a specialty ¶

¶ you know
it's all about me ¶

¶ I'm an anomaly ¶

¶ you know
it's all about me ¶

¶ who else could it be? ¶

¶ upload, download,
text me, page me ¶

¶ MySpace, YouTube,
don't erase me ¶

¶ indoor, outdoor,
I'm so clever ¶

¶ that's why
I will rule forever ¶

me!

[Sighs]

[Applause]

Get off my stage. Go.

Wasn't that awesome?

[Applause]

Ladies and gentlemen,
without further ado,

let's see who
you have chosen

as this year's most talented
student at carry nation high.

Judges,
the envelope, please.

Wait a minute.

There's still
one more act.

Uh, no. The show is over,
with a capital "over."

Hey, listen.
The girls signed up.

They deserve
the right to perform.

He's right.

Meredith: Oh, please.

I know the rules,
but thanks anyway.

Hey, those are my parents
you're talkin' to.

You will not
disrespect them like that.

Have you considered
anger management?

Oh, Meredith, bag it.

Introduce us, cloe.

Wait. Are you sure
you wanna do this

to your friends, yasmin?

Well, then,
it is my responsibility

as your student body
president

to let you know
who these bratz really are.

[Beep]

Exhibit "a,"
the fashionista.

I say imposterista.

She lies to her parents,
to her teachers,

and to you.

This is who
you think she is.

This is who she really is.

[Gasps]

Here's the dealio.

I'm not either of those girls
Meredith showed you.

I'm both. I love science
and math and my parents...

A lot,

but I have
a passion for fashion.

It's how I express
who I am,

and if I can't do that,
I'm nobody.

I want everyone in my life
to accept that. Sorry.

Pathetic, isn't it?

Well, nowhere
as pathetic as this.

Exhibit "b,"
the soccer jock.

All-American girl?
The perfect daughter?

You decide. When her mother
desperately needed a job,

my family was kind enough
to offer her employment

as our maid.

And how did her daughter
repay this kindness?

By stealing my favorite,
most beloved Dolly.

Ow. It still hurts.

Look, it's true.

My mom did clean
Meredith's house.

She would do anything
to provide for us.

My mom...

My mom is my hero.

[Mouths words]

But I never
took your doll.

Actually, I did.

You were using it
as a doorstop.

I eavesdropped
on my sister,

and then I betrayed her.

Yasmin, I'm very sorry.

Most of my friends think
I'm a tough jock,

but I been takin' ballet
since I was 5.

And you know what?
I like it.

[Applause]

I cheated on my pop quiz

and my midterm

and my final.

I'm bubbie, and I am
a chocoholic.

All: Hi, bubbie.

[Sighs]

Meredith,
this one's for you.

[Music playing]

¶ We got that bratitude ¶

¶ it's not an attitude ¶

¶ we got that bratitude ¶

¶ yeah, come on ¶

¶ there's a voice
inside of me ¶

¶ set it free,
set it free, set it free ¶

¶ and it lives
way down deep in my soul ¶

¶ let it go,
let it go, let it go ¶

¶ come with me
on this ride ¶

¶ sail with me
through the sky ¶

¶ you can't hide,
you can't hide, you can't hide ¶

¶ every one, listen up ¶

¶ they say my bratitude
is just an attitude ¶

¶ gonna take the latitude ¶

¶ to say that it's ok ¶

¶ it's not a platitude ¶

¶ to feel some gratitude ¶

¶ so show your bratitude ¶

¶ to the world today ¶

¶ express yourself,
and you'll see ¶

¶ set it free,
set it free, set it free ¶

¶ one on one,
all together, you know ¶

¶ let it go,
let it go, let it go ¶

¶ believe in all you are ¶

¶ let your spirit soar ¶

¶ this power
will open the door ¶

¶ now you know, listen up ¶

¶ ai yi yi yi ¶

¶ it's not an attitude ¶

¶ ai yi yi yi ¶

¶ it's not a platitude ¶

¶ ai yi yi yi ¶

¶ to feel some gratitude ¶

¶ ai yi yi yi ¶

¶ brat-I-tude ¶

¶ you know my bratitude ¶

¶ show me what
you're workin' with ¶

¶ is not an attitude ¶

¶ you gotta like that ¶

¶ gonna take the latitude ¶

¶ to say that it's ok ¶

¶ it's not a platitude ¶

¶ show me what
you're workin' with ¶

¶ to feel some gratitude ¶

¶ so show your bratitude ¶

¶ in each and every way ¶

¶ that's what we call
bratitude ¶

¶ that's what
we call bratitude ¶

¶ there ain't no
difference who you are ¶

¶ no ifs, no buts,
no maybes ¶

¶ just follow our lead,
be fearless ¶

¶ there's no limit,
don't you worry ¶

¶ br-rat-tat-tat-tat ¶

¶ the bratz got your back ¶

¶ get up on your feet ¶

¶ let's take it
to the street ¶

¶ to everyone
you meet today ¶

¶ whoo! ¶

¶ we got it ¶

¶ we'll share it ¶

¶ we'll show it ¶

¶ for the whole world
to know it ¶

¶ we got it ¶

¶ we'll share it ¶

¶ we'll show it ¶

¶ want the whole world
to know it ¶

¶ they say my bratitude ¶

¶ is just an attitude ¶

¶ gonna take the latitude ¶

¶ to say that it's ok ¶

¶ it's not a platitude
to feel some gratitude... ¶

Cameron,
you go on that stage,

and I am never speaking
to you again.

¶ To the world today... ¶

know what?

That's the best offer
I've heard all day.

¶ There's a voice
deep inside of me ¶

¶ set it free,
set it free, set it free ¶

¶ one on one,
all together, you know ¶

¶ let it go,
let it go, let it go ¶

¶ the best
I will be bringin' ¶

¶ the right to be singin' ¶

¶ we'll always
keep it real ¶

¶ stick together
is the deal ¶

¶ till I know
what lives inside ¶

¶ tell the truth
and always try ¶

u-d-e!
¶ express yourself ¶

¶ express yourself ¶

¶ flying high
with our bratitude ¶

¶ that is why
we got bratitude ¶

¶ we can fly
with our bratitude ¶

¶ don't deny
you've got bratitude ¶

¶ flying high
with our bratitude ¶

¶ that is why
we've got bratitude ¶

¶ we can fly
with our bratitude ¶

¶ don't deny that ¶

¶ we've ¶

¶ got ¶

¶ bra-ti- ¶

¶ tu-u-u-u-u-u-ude ¶

¶ hey! ¶

[cheering]

I know. She's so good.

Yes!
Yeah!

Yeah! Ha ha ha!

Whoo!

Principal dimly:
Uh, you were all, uh,

absolutely wonderful.

And the winner is...

Uh, it's a tie.

It's a tie.

Well, we--that's a first.

Uh, so I guess
we just, uh, will, uh--

I'd like to present
the golden hatchet to, uh,

Meredith Baxter dimly.

Ohh!

I really didn't
see this coming.

Heh. I won. I won.
I won. I won.

Look, everyone.

I won.

Heh heh. Thank you.

Yes.

And now the scholarship
goes to the, uh, bratz.

[Cheering]

Meredith, tom mcshavie,

vice president,
mtv networks.

[Giggles]

Great show.
Thank you.

You know, I caught
your mtv my super sweet 16,

and it's got
the best numbers to date.

You in the pool--
outrageous!

My idea.

Ah. Smart girl.

Oh, but you 4 girls,
whoa.

You have got superstar
written all over you.

Bratz: We do?
They do?

Oh, without question.

Hey, we're having a movie
premiere next Saturday night.

How would you girls like

to be the featured act
on the red carpet?

Uh, 2 words--
"uh, duh."

Fantastic.
We'll be in touch.

Cloe: No way.

Oh, my God.
The red carpet.

Oh, my God.
The scholarship.

Which...

We want to give
to you, cloe.

You're going
to college.

No ifs, ands,
or buts.

For real?

Oh, I love you guys.

We're truly
best friends forever.

B.F.F.S! Whoo!

Even better...

All: Bratz!

¶ Yeah, yeah ¶

¶ oh, yeah ¶

¶ ooh, yeah, yeah ¶

¶ oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶

¶ ohh ¶

¶ yeah, come on ¶

¶ whoo ¶

¶ open eyes, I can see
what's in front of me ¶

¶ open mind ¶

¶ imagining what I will be ¶

¶ open eyes... ¶

I totally would have
won that talent show.

Well, dear,
there's always a next time.

¶ Make it happen ¶

¶ if you tell me
that I can't ¶

¶ I will, I will ¶

¶ when you're tellin' me
to stop ¶

¶ I won't, I won't... ¶

no, there is not
a next time.

I'm graduating.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh, congratulations, dear.

¶ Extraordinary ¶

¶ no matter what or... ¶

[Paris growls]

Easy, easy. Easy, girl.

¶ From ¶

¶ no matter how my ¶

¶ time has come ¶

¶ hey ¶

¶ open eyes ¶

¶ I can see
what's in front of me ¶

¶ open mind ¶

¶ imagining what I will be ¶

¶ open eyes ¶

¶ I can see how
it's gonna be ¶

¶ whatever, whenever,
gonna make it happen ¶

¶ we kept sittin' in my seat ¶

¶ I won't, I won't ¶

¶ 'cause if I want 'em
to believe ¶

¶ I will, I will ¶

¶ it's not impossible,
unusual, or scary ¶

¶ step outside the box
and be extraordinary ¶

¶ don't matter
what or where I'm from ¶

¶ don't matter how,
my time has come ¶

¶ hey ¶

¶ open eyes ¶

¶ I can see what's
in front of me ¶

¶ open mind ¶

¶ imagining what I will be ¶

¶ open eyes ¶

¶ 'cause today
I'm feelin' free ¶

¶ whatever, whenever,
gonna make it happen ¶

¶ you can't
push me around ¶

¶ trip me up
or drag me down ¶

¶ hold me
underwater ¶

¶ yeah,
I won't drown ¶

¶ hoo hoo hoo ¶

¶ I'm tired of
all the rules ¶

¶ so tired of
all the fools ¶

¶ I'm gonna keep it cool ¶

¶ open eyes ¶

¶ open mind ¶

¶ come on, whoo ¶

¶ open eyes ¶

¶ ahh ¶

¶ whatever, whenever,
gonna make it happen ¶

¶ open eyes ¶

¶ gonna learn
what I need to know ¶

¶ open mind ¶

¶ not afraid to let it show ¶

¶ open eyes ¶

¶ gonna go
where I wanna go ¶

¶ whatever, whenever,
gonna make it happen ¶

¶ with open eyes ¶

[rainy day playing]

¶ I wake up in the morning ¶

¶ remember that you're gone ¶

¶ I wondered
where the sun went ¶

¶ the rain is fallin' now ¶

¶ ahh ¶

¶ and I'm awake
on this rainy day, and I'm ¶

¶ watchin' as my tears
fall down the window pane ¶

¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ didn't I, baby ¶

¶ treat you right? ¶

¶ and I watch the rain,
it makes us pure again ¶

¶ yeah, hey-ey-ey ¶

¶ ooh ¶

¶ I try to come
and see you ¶

¶ ooh ¶

¶ but you won't
let me in ¶

¶ let me in ¶

¶ I know we've had
our moments ¶

¶ ohh ¶

¶ but can't we
start again? ¶

¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ 'cause I'm awake
on this rainy day, and I'm ¶

¶ watchin' as my tears
fall down the window pane ¶

¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ didn't I, baby ¶

¶ treat you right? ¶

¶ and I watch the rain,
it makes us pure again ¶

¶ yeah, hey-ey-ey ¶

¶ tell me how I'm gonna
live without you ¶

¶ I feel like my world
is fallin' apart ¶

¶ I watch the rain ¶

¶ fallin' again ¶

¶ wash away ¶

¶ wash away ¶

¶ yeah, yeah, oh ¶

¶ will only wash away ¶

¶ away ¶

¶ I'm awake on this
rainy day, and I'm ¶

¶ watchin' as my tears
fall down the window pane ¶

¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ didn't I, baby ¶

¶ treat you right? ¶

¶ and I watch the rain,
it makes us pure again ¶

¶ yeah, hey-ey-ey ¶

¶ yeah, yeah, oh ¶

¶ oh, whoa, whoa, oh ¶

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