Boom (2003) - full transcript

Who's this?

Just a moment.

Shiela, there's a call for you
on my phone.

Rina...

Just a minute.

Did you really win the Nobel Prize?

You're smart for sure.

So what's your name?

I knew it.

Hey, Anu.

You look stunning and beautiful.



Get ready, darling. I'll be right back.

I think you should
tie your hair like this.

Honestly, you look gorgeous.

Then why is she
the opening model of your show?

Oh, Michelle, I promise you'll be
the opening model for my next show.

You'll open my next show. Okay, darling?

-To hell with you.
-Ouch!

-How dare you push me!
-Anu, let go of her.

Let her go!

-Let go!
-Let go of her!

What are you doing?

Boom

What a bitch!

Anu Gaekwad, age, 27 years.



She is the only child
and she's from Santa Cruz, Mumbai.

As a kid, she loved to run
cross-country races and swimming.

But she was too sexy
to be a sportsperson.

She's the first Indian to finish
second in the Miss Universe pageant.

She speaks English
as if it's her mother tongue.

When she speaks Marathi,
it seems she's speaking Italian.

She's a hothead.

Don't mess with her.

Did you guys read this?

It says, some valuable
diamonds were stolen

from a Hyderabad museum.

Everyone's looking for us.

The CBI wants to take us in
for questioning.

I think we're screwed.

Rina Kaif, age, 20 years.

She's still a kid.

She is known by many names,
Pokti, Chinchpokli and Chiki.

She's half British, half Kashmiri.

A girl with no permanent residence.

She's not fluent in any language.

She doesn't know
where she is going in her life.

But she is really adorable.

You shouldn't have hit her.

You should've kept out of it!

I wasn't trying to save her.
I was trying to push you two apart.

-Why did you push her?
-You were the one who started it.

Knock it off, both of you.

She pushed me purposely!

It's all in your head.
Why would she push you

when she knew she was hiding
diamonds in her hair?

Diamonds?

Who is she?

Was she in the show?

Diamonds, Rina.

Diamonds! A girl's best friend!
Understood?

What? Were they real diamonds?

In her hair?

What was she thinking?

I don't give a damn about that.

I wanna know what she was up to.

Shiela Bardez, age, 27 years.

Part Goan, part Keralite.

A complete mess.

She divides her time between
New York and Mumbai.

She can speak nine languages
and she's very smart.

One day a guy whistled at her and that's
when she realized she is sexy.

She has a bright and sharp mind.

After the show,
Michelle boarded a plane to Dubai.

-Why?
-Courier service.

If you don't get a timely delivery,
you'll get your money back.

I don't understand.

Why did she hide diamonds in her hair?

Dear Rina, she was smuggling diamonds
from Mumbai to Dubai.

Do you get it now?

Anu, what do we do now?

In order to get out of this mess,

we would have to buy every copy of
every newspaper in this city.

It's business.

You were desperate when you wanted money.

Now, when it's time to pay me back,
you're shying away?

I want the money by evening.

Or I'll ask Boom
to have you skewered like a pig.

Problem.

No.

Problem, huh?

She looks delicious.

She is...

She's our...

Michelle.

She kicked up a row at the fashion show.

She lost all the 30 diamonds.

The diamonds were all over the place
from Malabar Hill to Pali Hill.

-No idea.
-Really?

-Really.
-What?

The girl!

Why am I reading this in the newspaper?

Why do I own 10 phones?

It's all show, isn't it?

Tell me!

Michelle...

She has vanished.

Flew the coop.

We're up the shit creek without a paddle.

What am I gonna say to Bade?

Name, Abdul Wahab Barkatali,
aka Al Sabunchi, aka Fifty-Fifty,

Aka Chhote Mia, Age, 43.

Half Gujarati, half Turkish.

A complete hoodlum.

One wife, six children,

He has 11 mistresses or girlfriends.

Profession, smuggler.

Rate, 50 percent.

Reputation: check your fingers
after you shake hands with him.

I want my diamonds back!

I don't care how.

Leave.

Get out and get my diamonds.

Is that understood, darling?

Shankar, aka Boom Boom.

He came to Mumbai when he was 13.

He made a pass at my girlfriend in my cab.

He is still the same.

He has flings with all the maids
from Pali Hill to Malabar Hill.

These days, he is messing up
my business.

I don't know how to deal with him.
Smart-ass!

Medium Mia here.

Hello, Abdul here.

You're such a moron!
You bloody idiot!

You raised your share from
from 10% to 50%!

-But...
-What about Michelle and the diamonds?

About them...

Have you read today's Times Of India?

Why?

-What's so special?
-Everything's in a mess!

There's chaos everywhere.

If you can't handle the business in Mumbai

I'll have to come down from Dubai.

Medium Mia, Saleem Suiting
Shirting, don't you worry.

I'll take care of everything here.

Abdul Fifty-Fifty, such an idiot!

Bade...

Have you seen Bo Derek's picture
in today's newspaper?

I have to call Bo.

Call Bo.

Bo?

Bo.

Bo Derek.

And...

Medium.

I want my diamonds back.

All of them.

Michelle is on the run.

That idiot, Fifty-Fifty,
has done nothing about it.

Saleem Ahmad, 45.

My adopted younger brother.

Aka Saleem Cut Piece Suiting Shirting,

but he is famous as Medium Mia.

Neither too big nor too small.

Just Medium.

His parents died in the Mumbai riots,
so my family adopted him.

He's a backstabber.

Had he not been my younger brother,

I would have killed him a long time ago.

So do you think...

I want my diamonds back.

How you get them back is your problem.

Bade Mia, nobody dares
to ask his real name.

Age, 59.

The most wanted man
on India's most wanted list.

He loves speaking English.

His ambition. Rule the world
with a remote control.

I also want to rule.

Had he not been my elder brother,

I would have gotten rid of him
and taken his place.

Smoke away your worries

Smoke and forget all your miseries

Praise the lord
All day and night

Praise the lord
All day and night

Praise the lord
All day and night

Smoke away your worries

Smoke and forget all your miseries

Praise the lord
All day and night

Praise the lord
All day and night

Praise the lord
All day and night

Alice, age, 42 years.

Anglo-Indian, Bandra, Mumbai.

Marriage was nothing but a disaster.

I've been working for Bade Mia
after my divorce.

I can single–handedly
manage his business.

Today, I dance to his tunes

so that some day, he might dance to mine.

I don't make coffee.

Enough is enough.
I can't do it anymore.

I don't understand
what's going on.

I can't do this anymore.

You gals think
I don't know what's going on.

And what do you know, Bharati?

I know everything.

I also watch TV and read newspapers.

What are you talking about?

It's not just me. The entire
neighborhood is talking about it.

They don't believe I work
day and night for lousy 3000 rupees.

Irrespective of knowing the fact
that you have the diamonds! Whatnot!

-Whatnot?
-What?

Whatnot? What's that?

Bharati, we don't have the diamonds.

Had we gotten diamonds,
we would've worn them.

You know us for many years now.

How long have you been
working here?

Two years or something.

How come we never met
your husband and family?

Do you have a boyfriend?

What?

I'm Shankar.

Boom Shankar.

What's your name?

What's your problem with us?

What's your problem with us?

What's your problem with us?

What's your problem with us?

What's your problem with us?

What's my problem with you?

Let me enlighten you.

Ms Anu Gaekwad...

Thanks to you and these bimbos here...

I've lost 18th-century diamonds.
30 diamonds.

I stole them from the Government of India.

A few shutterbugs and scribes

from Chinchpokli and Chikmagalur
stole them from me.

That's my problem with you.

Miss Rina Kaif.

Mother, Englishwoman. Father, Kashmiri.
He's a doctor in London.

You've been living here with
these two models for the last six months.

You don't know the difference between
brain and breasts.

Do you want your share too?

Family address, numbers
the whole nine yards.

I know your favorite color, boyfriend,
height, weight.

Your size is 32B, right?

They are 34.

It's 32. I can see that.
Sorry.

So we are screwed, right?

Absolutely.

We made a mistake.

What can we do for you?

What can you do?

What do we do now?

Ma, what do you think?

What do I know?

I know nothing besides cooking
and making tea.

Where do you think you are going?

To make tea.

Put some clove and cardamoms.

Cloves and cardamoms?

I am no supermarket.

What should I do?

Why are you asking me?

Ask them to put on some dresses
and walk the ramp.

Call some people and steal it again.

That's it!

I like her idea!
Fashion and extortion.

Now, Abdul Fifty-Fifty will be happy.

I'm always happy.

Boom.

How are you?

Abdul, is everything fine?

Don't you worry.

Follow me.

Yes, this side.

Walk faster.

Come on, my beauties.

Send me the protection money.

I've killed your watchman.
I'll bomb your shop tomorrow.

Patel Seth, is that you?

When did you come back?

Where are you?
Have you got fajita?

Yes, sure. Excellent.

Bro, I'm doing your job.

It's done. Don't you worry.

Trouble others,
but don't get in trouble.

Hey, who gave you my number?

Who gave it to you?

Ask him to call me!

How are you, Sana Seth?

You have to transfer the money.

Just 2.5 million rupees.

Make sure you get it done.

What are you wearing?

What are you wearing inside?

Pink? See you later.

I've got some people here.

See you.

Wow!

It's so hot in Mumbai...

and yet you roam around
fully clothed?

Sir, we are very sorry

that we have ruined
your import-export business.

It was an accident.

As you know, accidents happen.

Import-export business!

Do you know the value of a single diamond?

Diamond?

Yes, you know, diamonds.

Diamonds are a girl's best friends.

Hey, calculate the loss.

The loss is difficult to evaluate.

Try anyway, a ballpark figure.

I can't put up with him anymore.

So, according to my judgment...

the price would be between
500 million to one billion rupees.

The price depends on the buyer.

Wait, I'll tell you the buyer's name.

Bade Mia.

He's a big man!

If there's a list of the most
dangerous men,

he would top that list.

We're sorry, we had no clue.

Please forgive us.

How would you know?

See, it's not my problem.

It is your problem.

Shankar, how much are they worth?

We can get around 800,000
for the gal in the pink.

She is a delicate darling,
untouched and unblemished.

This NRI, hip, fashionable model

will fetch us around 600,000.

This Maharashtrian girl will
bring us around 400,000.

Why?

-Too skinny.
-Hey.

If every Tom, Dick, and Harry
from Mumbai to Dubai

would want to sleep with them,

-we'll get around...
-1.5 million.

Per night.

They will have to work for...

312.5 nights.

312.5 nights...

To make up for the loss.

I neither have the time

nor do you three have
the strength to do it.

If you want to trudge all your life

then it's fine with me!

Have you seen a real man before?

Do you consider

yourself to be a real man?

And...

What if I...

violate you before everyone?

Do you think I'm afraid you?

I've seen many losers like you.

Losers, huh?

I'll deal with you later.

Losers.

Shankar gave you an option.

I'll give you a day.

Just decide and be ready.

Gosh! This pant is too tight.

I'll have to get a new zipper.

I've left. Coming.

Hello, I'm coming.

Oh dear God

Oh dear God

Such a beautiful face!

Oh dear God, such a beautiful face!

So charming! So cute

May God save me from them

Thank you all for attending the AGM

of our Bade & Medium Hotel Incorporated.

This meeting has been called

to discuss the financial situation of
our hotels across the globe.

Thank you.

The plasma TV at our Vegas property...

was not working yesterday.

The toilet papers were not folded
properly at our London hotel.

Moving on...

Napkins in our restaurants
across the world

were not washed properly.
They had stains.

Yesterday...

at our...

Love Bird discotheque...

A customer asked for a draft beer,
but he was served a bottle instead.

So...

Forgive me, but shouldn't you know
the difference between

draft beer and bottled beer?

Right?

The devil is in the detail.

If you ignore the details...

the devil will ruin you.

You'll be dead.

You have five minutes to gather your stuff

and your time starts...

Now.

Welcome! Make yourselves at home.

The door is open, start the catwalk.

Come on, start the catwalk.

If you are not coming, I'll wait.

I have all the time in the world.

We can run away.

-Run away?
-Where?

Anywhere.

We'll change our identities.

They'll find us, anyway. It's India.

It's a big country.

Let me enlighten you. This country is
teeming with over a billion people.

You are right.

Everyone together will look for us.

We should inform the police.

What will we tell the police?

That we have left the fashion world

and now we're working as extortionists.

That will put us in deep, deep trouble.

So we put your plan A in motion

and extort money
through fashion shows.

What's the guarantee that people
will offer us jobs?

That... is my problem.

This six-shooter here will do the talking.

And once it starts talking,

everybody will run for their lives.

Shankar, tell me.

Tell me. Come on.

A new fashion show? What for?

Do you think she'll come back
with our diamonds?

What's your plan?

All right.

Nobody goes to fashion shows
wearing diamonds. Not even rich guys.

All right.

Go to a designer.
Threaten to cut his finger.

Fingers. Just poke it in.

Who are you?

Why are you beating him?

Don't worry. Ladies and gentlemen,
please sit down.

Everyone, come on.
I decided to swing by.

Hello, darling!

Keep the machine running.

Don't stop the machine.

What are you doing?

Look, madam, I don't have time
and you're wasting my time.

Your feet aren't moving.

Up and down the needle goes!

Up and down.

This is our trophy.

Fifty-Fifty will be happy.

Put this in a plastic bag.

How could you do that to me?

I didn't sew up his mouth.
This guy can talk.

Okay.

Talk to the girls.

Be nice to them. Okay!

Hello?

Who is it? Wendell Rodricks.

Are we free on the 24th?

Let me check.

Yes, we are free on the 24th.

Oh no!

Look, ding-dong, baby, sing a song.
Cardamom is tiny, but mine is long.

Plan A, as we know, has boomeranged.

We'll start with the plan B.

-For Bharati.
-What's the plan?

-What's the plan?
-Yes, what's the plan?

Oh no! Down, my little soldier.

Later, later.

What?

You'll have to hurry.

Stand in a straight line.

Quick.

Please come quickly
and stand in front of me

in a straight line.

From here to there.

Everyone, listen to me carefully.

My name is Alice.

I'm not your nanny.

Don't come to me if you miss your family,

if you have a splitting headache.

I have no interest in your problems.

All of you are here to work.

Be hygienic all the time.

Always carry morning-after pills
in your purse.

-You might need them anytime.
-What's this?

Who is Sunita?

Sarika.

Where is Poonam?

Meena. Come here, Meena.

Pramila.

Ashika.

Go there, Ashika.

Which one of you is Sonu?

I am.

Sonu, you can go back.

-But why?
-You are too ugly.

Too ugly. Get back on the plane.

You too.

Sheelu, Bindu, you two, on the plane.

Anna, okay. Kashmira.

-They have mustaches.
-Mustaches!

What is up with Fifty-Fifty?

Driver, Halal time.

Halal time, follow me.

Greetings!

-Mansur, how much is the load?
-20.

-Gafoor?
-20.

-What's the load?
-20.

-Razzaq, greetings!
-Greetings!

Sir, what brings you here?

What was the load?

Load!

Sir, the load...

Just a moment, sir.

Today's load...

18.

Please forgive me, sir!

It won't happen again.

I'm sorry, sir.

-Never spit on the plate you eat from.
-Sir...

Why?

Sir...

Please forgive me.

Please forgive me, sir.

Forgive me...

Please forgive me.

Sir.

In his shirt pocket...

Hello. Who is it?

Razzaq? Just a minute.

Razzaq, there's a call for you.
What should I tell him?

Hurry. I haven't got all day.

What should I say?
In or out?

Any message?

Versace, made in India!

Medium, Bade here.

-Chhote. This is Medium.
-What are you doing, Medium?

We're having so much fun.

The temperature out here is 47
and we're getting deep fried.

Because Bade wants to get sun tanned.

Hold the call.
Bade wants to speak to you.

Go, fly away, birdie

Go fly to where the spring is

There is nothing for you here

My mind is in a turmoil again

Fly away

Hello, Chhote, Bade here.

Greetings!

-What...
-Yes.

I know the difference between
bad quality and low quantity.

I want good quality.

Fifty-Fifty, do you know what quality is?

I'll manage everything, Bade.

Chhote, this is Medium.

-The lot you sent the last time.
-Huh.

-They had mustaches bigger than mine.
-Well...

Understand?

Bade, I did everything possible.

Everyone wants to win the beauty pageant.

Okay, send me the pageant winner.

What? Who said?
Everything is for sale!

The price should be right.

They are sponsored by the newspaper.

Then buy the bloody newspaper!
What is the problem?

I tried talking to Mr. Jain.

He got angry and told me
if we are buying

-he would never sell it!
-Shit!

Listen to me.

I want quality.

You know, the model and film star types.

You have many of them.

I get great quality shipments
from all over the world.

So, what's the problem with Indians?

Send me consignments which are
beauty pageant material.

Okay.

-Okay?
-Bade...

-Yes.
-I can't seem to find what you want.

Listen, Chhote.

If Bo Derek can come to my hotel,

then what is your problem?

Bo, Derek's daughter?

The one from Mulund?

No. Have you seen 10?

-What?
-Hey?

-Bo Derek!
-10, 10.

10? What, sir?

The famous movie, you moron!

The movie.

What are you saying?

Chhote, tell me clearly.
What is your problem?

You always keep the good stuff.

You send me girls with mustaches.

Do you think I would do that?

I always divide it 50-50.

Bade...

I have two of the most beautiful women.

Praise the lord!

Okay, fine.

Send the diamonds to Pondicherry.

-And yes, don't tell Medium about it!
-Listen, Chhote!

Send the diamonds to Pondicherry!

Also, Bade should know nothing about it.

Understood?

God willing!

I'll send them!

Om!

I'll ask you again.

Let these two go.

You and me, beneath the mountain...

I own 200 acres of land in Goa.

I'd rather go to Dubai.

Once you go to Dubai,
you won't come back here.

Trust me, I know.

Well, trust me, you don't know anything.

Do you even know where you are going?

Not under your table.
That's for sure.

How could you do this?

-What do you mean?
-There's a girl under your table.

Her name is Pavitra.

Yes, sir?

Nothing.

That's her job. She gets paid for it.

-What's your problem?
-You call that a job? Licking your boots?

You parade around naked before everyone.
What do you call it?

We don't roam around naked.

Do you think people look at your clothes?

Pavitra doesn't take off her clothes
whenever she is working.

God bless you.

The clock is ticking.

Bade Mia is calling from Dubai.

Brother, I'm sending them to you.

I'll be dead if my mom finds out.

Why do you have to
drag your mother into this?

Enough with the nonsensical drama!

Enough!

You'll end up dead if you don't agree.

I don't want to go to Dubai!

From now on, to hell with all your
stupid fashion shows!

Get out!

-You first.
-No, you first.

You're a guest here.

But it's your territory.

Fine, what do you want?

I don't want you to hire
these three models.

Which ones?

These three, right here.

-Who sent you?
-Abdul Fifty-Fifty.

I won't do it! No!

-I don't think you understand.
-I understand well.

Abdul Fifty-Fifty
does not want you to hire them.

I can't do a show in India without
these models.

-Get lost.
-Shut up!

Are you out of your mind?

Can't you see the gun?

You're not the only one with a gun.

It's not a gun, it's a water pistol!

-Enough!
-Don't you dare!

Designers like you are crazy
like your models!

Yes, I am.

Now beat it or I'll call the guards.

You're making a huge mistake.

Go away before I count to three.

One, two, three...

four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...

10, 11, 12...

The underworld has now trained its guns
on the world of fashion

as well as the film industry.

They are now expanding their business.

In other news...

Keep quiet.

Will you shut up?

I can't speak in Hindi.
She doesn't understand Tamil.

Like I really asked her to.
How can a Miss India wear glasses?

There's no point talking to her.

I wonder what she thinks of herself.

What the hell does she think of herself!
Never mind.

Are you talking about me?

Are you speaking about me?

Yes. So what?

Are you talking to me?

Yes, I'm talking to you.

Do you think you're a beauty queen?

Yes, because I'm Miss India, not you.
Understood?

Who wants to be a Miss India like you?

Every girl in this country.
Understood?

-Don't forget, you were among the losers.
-What did you say?

-How dare you!
-Let me go!

-How dare...
-Stop it, you two!

-Listen...
-Who do you think you are?

Are you a beauty queen?

-You gals are always fighting.
-Sorry.

-We didn't mean to hurt you.
-I don't like it!

Why did you try to stop us?

-We aren't fighting anymore.
-No, you are lying.

-You'll leave me alone here.
-That won't happen.

-We were just kidding.
-No, you'll leave me alone.

I'll have to deal with this problem alone.

-Not true.
-How can you say that?

-Come on, smile now.
-We'll always stay with you.

Now laugh.

Oh come on, just stop it.

-I don't like it.
-That's more like it.

-We said we are sorry.
-Come on, let's kiss her.

Come on, smile now.

-Come on,
-Let me see your sweet smile.

Sorry, we were just joking.

-Yes, it was just a tiff.
-Yes.

Okay. Time out.

You girls don't want to
go to Dubai, right?

Plan C.

Lena Bank.

Mohammad Ali Road branch.

Do you want us to open an account there?

Oh my God!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way

Gun-master Shankar is here
With all the goodies

Get this out of the way!

My lovely ladies,

it's time for you to get on the wagon.

Check it out, guns for you all.

Are you sure they can pull this off?

I doubt it.

Drug them a little.

That will give them a boost.

Drug?

Oh, drugs...

Do you have it?

I have everything.

Bharati, bring us some tea.

Yes, I'll get you tea.

Boom Shankar.

Boom Shankar.

Are you having fun?

Yes, I am.

Not bad, right?

Rina, I hope you are not nervous.

No. But I was.

What the heck!

I need some exercise.

Go and steal diamonds.

One of my boobs is bigger.

Of course, that's natural.

That's a stupid topic.

You know, Boom is very sexy.

Fifty-Fifty is hot too.

Yes, that's true.

I like your dress.

I'm afraid what if we get caught.

-My head is spinning.
-What do you think about Mumbai?

I don't know what you are saying.

-Everyone wants to become a millionaire.
-Yes, it's true.

Hands up, everyone!

Everyone on the floor, now!

On the floor!

Nobody moves.

Don't try to be smart!

On the floor, everyone!

Shut up and sit down.

Sit down, everyone.

-If you want to stay alive,
-Nobody moves.

you'll be very quiet!

Where's Chhotu Ramu, that fool?

Tell me.

Tell me, quick.

Silence please!

-Tell me.
-On the floor!

-Tell me, quick.
-I said, on the floor.

-Hey!
-Hey!

Where do you think you're going?

-Don't let him escape.
-Hold him.

-Don't let him move.
-Hold him.

I think he is dead.

Shut up.

-Hey!
-He is dead.

-What happened?
-My dear Lakshmi...

-Back off.
-My...

-My mom had made all the arrangements.
-Just put it down.

-Don't move.
-My mom had made all the arrangements.

-Tell my mom. You...
-Hmm?

-Take the bag.
-No...

-What the hell! Let go of the bag.
-No...

It's 1 p.m. Hurry.

-The lunchtime will be over soon.
-Hurry.

Forget it. We're robbing the bank,
not to save him.

-We can't leave him like that.
-What are you saying?

Don't try to be a hero.

-Take his bag and walk away.
-I'll die in here.

We should scram before
we get into trouble.

What are you doing?

-Nothing to be worried about.
-Come on.

I spent first 30 years
Doing nothing

I don't have time to die

I lost everything
I earned nothing

This is the tragedy of my life

It's not over for me yet

It's not over for me yet

Hail life!

Hail life!

You're my would-be wife!
You are my mistress!

You are a beauty!
She is hot!

You are incomparable!
You bring earthquake!

She is a cool girl
She is full of fun!

You are my love and my life!
She is my honor and pride!

You are full-time
She is just a pastime

Hail life!

Hail life!

Hail life!

Hail life!

So many people lead worthless lives!

They don't live, but die every moment

You're a true lover
If you perform miracles

And die in dignity, live with pride

With your blood, you have written

The saga of life

With your blood, you have written

The saga of life

Hey, I'm dying!

I'm dying!

-My mom wanted me to get married!
-Come on, move!

-She has made all the arrangements.
-Let's go from here.

-I didn't ask for dowry.
-Please...

-Let's take him to the hospital.
-Hey!

-Are you crazy?
-Just die.

-We'll get in trouble! We got the bag.
-No!

-Let's scram!
-No!

-Okay.
-What no? Come on!

-Let him die!
-Oh God!

Thank God, he is dead!

-Everything is fine! Get the bag!
-Now hurry!

-Get the bag!
-Let's move!

-Come on! Hurry!
-How can we leave like that?

Just move!

Stop crying.

Nobody moves.

Hey!

This fat man is our target.

Wow.

Diamonds are girls' best friends.

This small gem will make
Fifty-Fifty a very happy man.

This will turn Medium into large.

And this will make Bade happy!

-Boom!
-Boom!

Open the door.

Open the damn door!

Have you ever considered knocking?

Knocking? What's that?

Oh, knock.

Why knock if I can ring the bell?

So, ring the bell!

Bloody sophisticated ladies!

What is this? A birthday party?

I asked you to get the diamonds,
not the entire bank!

Who is this fat man?

-Motu Ramu.
-He's with Bade Mia.

He's the one with the bag.
Motu Ramu!

I told you his name
was Chhotu Ramu, not Motu Ramu.

Nonsense, you said Motu Ramu.

I said, Chhotu Bendi Ramu.

You said, Motu Lallu Ramu.

-I said, Chhotu Bendi Ramu.
-Motu Lallu Ramu.

I said, Chhotu Bendi Ramu.

Are you trying to fool us?

-Stop joking.
-It's not funny!

Okay, open the suitcase.

Oh no! He peed in his pants.

Chhotu Ramu.

Do I look like Chhotu Ramu to you?

What?

You said, Motu Ramu,
with the VIP briefcase.

Chhotu Ramu.

Chhotu Ramu, Motu Ramu!

Who are you?

Bijor Dastur, head clerk.

Small Claims Division, Lena Bank.

Small Claims Division!

So why did you cuff an empty briefcase
to your wrist?

Head clerk, small claims...

-I went to the bank...
-Go on!

To fetch the documents and balance sheets.

That is so funny!

At 1 p.m. today, three women,

wore supermodel
Anu Gaekwad, Sheila Bardez

and Rina Kaif's masks

and robbed Lena Bank at
Mohammad Ali Road.

They fired some rounds.

Chhotu Ramu, an associate of Bade Mia
was found dead.

They've also kidnapped the bank clerk.

-You killed him?
-That's all for now.

-It was an accident.
-See you after the break.

Do you know who that man was?

You shot Chhotu Ramu, you bimbos!

You shot the man
you were supposed to kidnap.

How difficult is it to spot the difference
between thin and fat?

Where did you get your education from,
Model, Medium High School or what?

Damn you!

Where are you going?

-I'm going to your place.
-Why?

Why?

Because the bank's blueprint
is still there.

And it's the first place
where the police will look.

That's why. Got it?

Yes. Okay.

It's time now.

The diamonds are here.

Shankar is out.

Send the plane.

Dubai!

This one's for a 13-year-old child.
The other one is for a 17-year-old.

Yes, keep this too.

This one too.

Keep this.

Yes, these three identical ones.

You don't have to do it.
You own the shop.

Oh!

Really?

It was a long time ago.

There's a city called Bombay,
now known as Mumbai.

It was also home to an evil gangster.

Just say his name and it sends
the chill down anyone's spine!

He was known from
Mohammad Ali Road to Dubai.

Son, you cannot drive inside the house.

I'm done telling you.

Go get out.

What's the matter?

Come here.

What's the matter?

Dad, I want a scooter, too.
When will I get one?

-What's your name?
-Hamid.

Yes, Hamid.

I'll gift you a scooter
when you turn 10.

Okay, is that fine?
Now, go.

And take your gift along.

What's the matter, Yusuf?

-How were your exams?
-They were fine.

If you pass the exams,
I'll buy you a Porsche.

No, I want a Ferrari.

Okay, you can buy a Ferrari
with your own money.

Come here, dear.

Quick.

What's her name?

-Sara.
-Here, take her.

I think nobody's home.

Bharati!

My chicken fry! My mutton masala!

Where are you, my dream girl?

Bharati, my baby, where are you?

Blueprint! Blueprint!

Where's the blueprint?

Where could it be?

Robbing the bank was Shankar's idea.

Shankar is finished!
Don't talk about the dead.

Tell us about yourself.

I want your advice.

Get on a private plane to Dubai.

Let the crime lords in Dubai
decide your fate.

I'll do... whatever you want me to do.

Dubai or in Mumbai?

Now...

That's a million dollar question.

Hello, Medium, Bade here.

The shipment to Pondicherry is on its way.

I've explained everything
to that junkie Fifty-Fifty.

End the call!

Bo.

Bo.

Oh beloved

Oh beloved

Oh beloved

Oh beloved

Come to me, my beloved

Come to me, beloved

Boom.

Dubai!

Let's go, quick!

Dubai. Dubai.

Fifty-Fifty informed about your arrival.

-But, we have only three names.
-Who's the fourth one?

-She's our maid.
-Greetings!

Is she a maid?

Go sit in the limo.

The two of you can go
in the other limo.

So you are Medium.

Does that make you Bade?

I thought... I thought he is Bade.

But... Of course, You are Bade.
I am sorry.

I thought...

Of course, you are Bade.

In my entire life...

I've always put
Chhote and Medium's interests first.

I've always put myself last.

But this is something new...
Never happened before.

You see...

No one has ever dared to steal
diamonds from me.

Forget the thought of
selling them back to me.

Who do you think you are?

Do you think I'm an idiot?

Why don't you ask Medium
what he thinks of you?

Why are you scared of that old man,
Chhote Mia?

You are smart and intelligent.

I'm not scared of anyone.

What does Abdul Fifty-Fifty think
of himself?

Compared to him...

You look extremely small.

My beloved

Small, you say.

My lover

When will she reach here?

So...

What do you know that I don't?

Well... I know...

that you know...

everything.

All I know...

Thirty antique, 18th century diamonds.

We were supposed to get that.

We didn't get it.

The other hundred diamonds were stolen.

My henchman Chhotu Ramu was robbed.

Are you talking about these?

Right.

-Who do you think stole them?
-Medium.

-Chhote.
-Whenever it rains

Quite Possible.

But he doesn't think he's junior to you.

What does he call himself then?

Very, very...

Big.

Very, very... Big?

I think you have...

a style of your own.

Right.

First, get rid of Chhote.

You should get rid of Medium first.

Then?

And then...

I'll show... you everything.

I'll die.

Oh my beloved

Tea, ma'am.

Where would you like it?

I'll always love you

I won't live without you

My beloved

I'll die without you

I'll always love you

I'll won't live without you

Oh my beloved

My beloved

I won't live without you

I'll always love you

I'll die without you

My love

My love

The tea is good, isn't it?

I've realized it now.
You've grown wings.

Is it?

Don't forget. You still work for us.

But from where I'm sitting...

it seems like...

you're working for me.

I guess, in Antwerp, you would
get 1.5 million.

But here, you'll get it for 1 million.

Okay, only one million dollar.

I'm assuming you have more diamonds.

Five?

Six?

Ten?

Twenty?

Forty?

-Fifty?
-No, a hundred.

-A million dollars.
-A million dollars!

There are only two people in this city

who can give you a million dollars
for stolen diamonds.

And trust me, you wouldn't want to
deal with them!

Well, the diamonds belong to them.

Fine.

All right.

Remember, we've never met.

You may go now.

What's the matter?

How much did he offer?

How much is that?

Not much, around 50 million rupees.

That's all?

Will he buy them?

No, he is not willing.

I guess, we have only one way!

Plan C.

It's humongous.

Let's see.

Hello, Medium.

Yes, Bade.

Has... Fifty-Fifty delivered the diamonds?

Huh?

No, not yet.

Have you heard anything
about the diamonds?

No, nothing yet.

Okay, Bade.

Mr. Medium...

Your time is up.

Hello, Fifty-Fifty, Anu here.

Hello, Medium, Fifty-Fifty will be
here on Saturday night.

Hello, Bade, they will be
in the hall downstairs.

They are ready to settle for
one million dollars.

The cash is ready. Come here soon.

Chhote and Medium are amassing a fortune.

You should do the same.

You keep your promise and I'll keep mine.

-Boom!
-Boom!

Boom Shankar, everybody.

Oh no!

Hello, Dubai!

Oh my God.

Let's see what we have here.

Put it down.

Welcome.

Medium...

So, you want to be the boss?

Yes, I want to be the boss.

Bade, you're finished now!

Chhote, who do you think you are?

No Bade, Medium or Chhote.

Everyone's equal today.

My head is spinning
just by watching them move.

-Come on, quick.
-Get in quick.

Cheers to 10 million dollars!

-Captain!
-Yes, ma'am.

As you command, ma'am.

Boom Shankar!

My beloved Bharati!

Whatnot, get me tea and a smoke.
Quick.

Hello. Who is it?

Alice!

Have you sent the girls
their pocket money?

And what's with Champa and Chameli?

I want the best quality.

Don't send me girls with mustaches!
I'll send them back!

Understood?

-Hello, how are you, Whatnot?
-I'm fine, ma'am.

Sheila.

For you.

Sheila Bardez was
from a small village in Goa.

She now lives on a private island
after her retirement.

With a plenty of cash.

She doesn't know
how to spend that much cash!

-How is Bharati, Whatnot?
-She's fine, ma'am.

Anu Gaekwad was from Santa Cruz, Mumbai.

She now lives on a private island
with two more gorgeous models.

This island is too big
for the three of us.

Rina, this is for you.

Did my mother call?

Rina Kaif. She has forgotten her past.

She's marooned on an island
with two old women

who pesters her all day.

By the way,
there's no one else on that island.

Boom Shankar!

Girl, you are beautiful
You have dreamy eyes

You're the queen of hearts
Listen to me

You've got me head over heels, girl

Listen to me, girl
Listen to one more thing I say

I just want to dance with you

I just want to dance with you

I just want to dance with you

I just want to dance with you

I just want to dance with you

I just want to dance with you

I just want to dance with you

I just want to dance with you

I just wanna dance with you

I just wanna dance with you

I just wanna dance with you

I just wanna dance with you

I just wanna dance with you

I just wanna dance with you

I swing in ecstasy

I swing in ecstasy

My heart is racing too

My heart is racing too

My love, my beloved

My naive lover, come and embrace

Come and kiss me

Let's boom, let's boom

Let's boom, let's boom

Boom!

My heart is racing too

My love, my beloved

My naive lover, come

Swing in ecstasy

Swing in ecstasy

Let's boom, let's boom

Let's boom, let's boom

Let's boom, let's boom

Let's boom, let's boom

Let's boom