Bongwater (1998) - full transcript
David is an aspiring artist and a pot dealer, and he falls in love with constantly smoking pot. Serena gets jealous and goes off to New York with heroin-addicted Tommy, and David wants her back.
[ SILENCE ]
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
[ CLATTERING ]
FUCK THIS!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, DAVID!
FUCK THIS!
OH, FUCK YOU!
♪ AS I WALK INTO THE NIGHT
♪ DON'T YOU LET MY FEET TOUCH
THE GROUND ♪
[ ENGINE REVS ]
♪ AND I WANT TO CARRY ON
♪ BUT I CAN'T SEE ANYONE
♪ TAKE TIME
♪ THERE MAY BE TROUBLES
♪ IN YOUR MIND
♪ MAYBE TOMORROW
♪ IT COULD BE FINE
♪ I FEEL LIKE GOING HOME
♪ BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M UP OR
COMING DOWN ♪
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
♪ AND I'M FEELING SO ALONE
♪ BUT I KNOW IT'S JUST THE TIME
IT TAKES TO CLIMB ♪
♪ THERE MAY BE TROUBLES
♪ IN YOUR MIND
♪ MAYBE TOMORROW
♪ IT COULD BE FINE
♪ THERE MAY BE TROUBLES
♪ IN YOUR MIND
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
♪ MAYBE TOMORROW
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
♪ IT COULD BE FINE
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
COME ON!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
SHIT!
THAT'S MY HOUSE.
SIR, THAT'S MY --
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?
EVERYTHING'S GONE!
WHERE'S SERENA?
WHERE'S SERENA?
SHE WAS IN THE HOUSE.
SHE WAS IN --
I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S OKAY.
LET'S SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
LET'S SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND,
OKAY?
DAVE, COME ON.
SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
TONY, FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
ASK THE MAN WHAT'S GOING ON.
SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
EVERYTHING -- FUCK.
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
EVERYTHING IS GONE -- A-ALL MY
STUFF!
MY FUCKING DRAWINGS WERE IN
THERE.
YEAH.
OKAY.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I JUST THINK YOU'RE THE MOST
SPECIAL...
TAKE THAT ARM OFF THERE, PAL.
I CAN'T HELP BUT WANT TO
TOUCH YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
HEY, DAVID.
YEAH. YEAH.
I NEED SOME M&M's.
OKAY.
CAPTAIN GREEN JEANS IS
COMPATIBLE WITH THAT.
WHEN SHOULD I CRUISE BY?
IN AN HOUR.
ALL RIGHT.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
YEAH, IT'S, UH, DAVID.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
DAVID, IT'S MITCHELL.
PICK UP.
I KNOW YOU'RE SCREENING ME,
DOUCHE.
LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME
IN.
PICK UP THE PHONE!
DUDE.
HEY, DAVID, FUCKER.
[ BEEP ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
HELLO?
WHAT'S UP? IT'S MITCHELL.
ARE YOU PISSED AT ME?
NO!
A NICKEL BAG WILL DO ME.
HEY, I DON'T SELL NICKEL
BAGS.
SPREAD THE WORD.
FUCK.
JUST HEAT THEM UP.
NEW CHICKEN TENDERS --
CRISPY-BAKED, NOT FRIED.
DIG IN, KIDS.
WHOA!
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY, COUGHING ]
DON'T!
[ COUGHS ] DON'T!
OH!
[ COUGHS ] DON'T.
WHAT?
NOT HERE, NOT HERE, NOT HERE.
SPLIT IT UP.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE HE WHO ARRANGES AND
ORCHESTRATES MAKES THE DECISION.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
COME ON, I'M THE DROVE, ALL
RIGHT?
I DROVE.
I'M THE DROVE!
HE'S THE DROVE.
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE THE DROVE.
NO!
GETTING ALL RED AND
FLUSTERED, TONY.
THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR BLOOD
PRESSURE.
YEAH, BECAUSE I CALLED
EVERYONE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CAR HORN HONKING ]
[ HONKING CONTINUES ]
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS
DAVID?!
GOOD LORD.
ARE YOU DAVID?!
DAVID'S IN HIS ROOM.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE PICKED ME UP AT THE
AIRPORT, AND THEN LOOK AT HER.
I'M SERENA, BY THE WAY. LET'S...
LET'S GET HER OVER HERE.
GOT HER?
HEY, I'M TONY.
ARE YOU FROM PORTLAND STATE?
'CAUSE THERE WAS A FIERY
REDHEAD --
WHAT HAPPENED?
ARE YOU DAVID?
YEAH. WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT --
WHAT DID YOU SELL HER?
WHAT?
ANSWER MY QUESTION, YOU
ASSWIPE.
WHO ARE YOU?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE,
IT'S A BAD DRUG DEALER.
OKAY.
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PLEASE?
J-JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
LOOK AT HER!
SHE -- SHE'S --
SHE'S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT.
NO MORE QUESTIONS!
WAKE UP, BITCH!
[ MOANS ]
[ BLOWS ]
OH, HI.
JEN, YOU OKAY?
DAVID.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, DAVID.
YEAH. I'M RIGHT HERE.
DAVID WOULD NEVER SELL ME ANY
OF THAT STUFF -- NOT DAVID.
SUDDENLY OKAY.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ SITAR PLAYING ]
[ BONG BUBBLING ]
[ COUGHING ]
THAT'S SO SWEET, DAVEY.
[ COUGHS ]
SEE, I'M JUST A POT DEALER.
CONGRATULATIONS.
I DON'T SELL WHATEVER IT IS
SHE TOOK, OKAY?
WELL...
I'VE WATCHED THIS GIRL DO DRUGS
FOR 10 YEARS, AND SHE'S STILL AN
AMATEUR.
WELL, THEN MAYBE SHE JUST
NEEDS TO SLEEP IT OFF.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHO DID THIS?
I DID.
WOW.
THE WOMEN IN THE BACKGROUND ARE
SO SENSUAL.
I GOT THOSE FROM PENTHOUSE.
OH, MY GOD, AND THE ALIEN!
YOU MUST'VE HAD AN ENCOUNTER,
RIGHT?
NO.
REALLY?
YOU'VE CAPTURED THE SPIRIT SO
WONDERFULLY.
IT REALLY GOES TO THE HEART OF
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT SUCH
IMAGINATION, AND IT'S THE TRUTH.
I KNOW THIS, DAVID, BECAUSE I'VE
SEEN THEM.
I-I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE HAD
TONS OF ENCOUNTERS -- ONCE IN
SASKATCHEWAN WHEN I WAS 6, THEN
ANOTHER IN UTAH.
OH, THAT'S -- THAT'S ANOTHER
STORY.
THE THING THAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT
THIS DRAWING, DAVID, IS THAT IT
SPEAKS TO THOSE WHO HAVE AN
EXPERIENCE.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
PLEASE STOP.
I DON'T NEED YOU TO BELIEVE
ME.
YOU'RE A VERY SPECIAL GIRL,
AREN'T YOU?
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
SERENA.
UH-HUH.
SEE, TONY AND ROBERT DON'T
LIKE IT WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE IS
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
NO, APPARENTLY NOT.
AH.
I WONDER WHAT THIS USED TO BE.
OH, DISGUSTING.
OKAY. HUNGRY?
NO.
LIAR.
NO, I'M REALLY NOT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S SO WEIRD.
WE ONLY MET ABOUT 20 MINUTES
AGO, BUT I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I
KNOW YOU.
YOU'RE STARVING, DAVID.
WELL, MAYBE I AM A LITTLE
HUNGRY.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]
[ SIGHS, LAUGHING ]
WANT SOME BREAD?
YES, PLEASE.
THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD BREAD.
[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
I USED TO DO THIS WITH MY FRIEND
MARK.
DO WHAT?
WHO'S MARK?
OH, HE'S NOBODY -- JUST THIS
GUY.
LIE IN BED ALL DAY AND TALK.
I LOVE THAT.
YEAH.
MARK WHO?
[ CHUCKLES ] JEALOUS?
MARK AND I WERE FRIENDS WHO
DIDN'T FUCK.
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
OF COURSE, I USED TO DO THE SAME
THING WITH PHIL.
WE WERE FRIENDS THAT ACTUALLY
DID FUCK.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
WHICH WAS MORE FUN -- THE
FRIEND THAT YOU DID FUCK OR THE
FRIEND THAT YOU DIDN'T FUCK?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
HEY, IS DAVID THERE?
IT'S FOR YOU.
HELLO?
CAPTAIN GREEN JEANS.
YES.
WHAT'S UP?
I HOPE YOU GOT WHAT I NEED.
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO
HEADQUARTERS, OKAY?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL ME
NEXT WEEK.
YOU -- WHAT?
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
I SUCK.
YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU KNOW, I
WISH I COULD DEPEND ON YOU, MAN.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU FUCKED
ME OVER?
BYE.
[ BEEP ]
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
"DEAR SERENA AND DAVID, GOT TO
DEAL WITH SOME SHIT.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
LOVE, JEN."
UH, WELL, IF YOU WANT TO CRASH
HERE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE WELCOME
TO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PLANS
ARE, BUT...
OKAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND
THAT, BUT JUST GO AHEAD AND...
HANG ONTO IT?
OR PUT IT BACK.
OKAY.
I'LL JUST KEEP IT RIGHT HERE.
THIS WORKS.
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHS ]
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S OKAY?
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE REACHING
MORE FOR THE FANTASY ELEMENT
LIKE YOU DO IN THIS ONE.
YOU THINK?
ABSOLUTELY.
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
THESE -- THESE ARE SO
INTELLIGENT, DAVID.
YOU ARE AN ARTIST.
[ SCOFFS ]
NO ONE'S EVER SAID THAT TO ME
BEFORE.
T-THANK YOU.
WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME.
IT'S TRUE.
JUST GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS POT
THING OF YOURS.
RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
TAKING AN INTEREST IN THESE
DRAWINGS.
I-I...
ABSOLUTELY.
AND THAT'S A VERY SEXY DRESS.
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, GOSH, THANKS.
LIKE IT?
YEAH.
ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, THE
THING YOU NEED --
HOLD ON.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
JUST A SECOND.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS
ONE.
[ SIGHS ]
YEAH.
AREN'T THE WOMEN SENSUAL?
YEAH.
YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TERRIBLE.
IT'S...
IT IS NOT.
HEY.
WHY DON'T WE BOTH GO OUT AND
HAVE SOME FUN?
UH, I DON'T USUALLY GO OUT.
PEOPLE USUALLY COME HERE, BUT
THANK YOU.
REALLY?
YEAH.
WELL, I WISH YOU'D COME OUT
WITH ME.
[ CAR HORN HONKING ]
OH, THAT'S JEN. I GOT TO GO.
[ HONKING CONTINUES ]
OKAY.
SEE YOU LATER.
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU.
UH, JUST ASK FOR HER NOT TO HONK
WHEN SHE COMES HERE.
IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
OKAY, WHAT HAVE YOU WORKED
OUT WITH DAVID?
JENNIFER, I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO GO INTO THAT RIGHT NOW.
WELL, ARE YOU GUYS GOING OUT?
NO.
WHAT ABOUT JOB PROSPECTS?
WHO ARE YOU NOW?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I WANT TO STAGE AN ARTISTIC
REVOLUTION HERE.
REALLY?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF TAKING A
WAITRESSING JOB IN THE INTERIM?
YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH.
YOU DON'T CREATE ART.
YOU DON'T OWN A GALLERY.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO OWNS A
GALLERY.
I FOUND THE ART.
DAVID'S ART.
DAVID'S ART.
OH.
SO, WHO DO YOU IN THE ART
SCENE HERE?
COME ON, JEN, LET'S RUN THROUGH
SOME NAMES.
MUSHU!
[ MUSHU PANTING ]
[ MUSHU WHIMPERS ]
SERENA?
SERENA?
EASY, BOY.
[ MUSHU WHIMPERING ]
MM.
MUSHU WOKE YOU UP, DIDN'T SHE?
OKAY, HOW DID YOU GET IN
HERE?
WE KIND OF HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT.
HI. [ LAUGHS ]
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DAVID.
THIS IS MARY WEISS.
WE WERE JUST GETTING
ACQUAINTED.
HELLO.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
HERE?
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MUSIC?
MARY, I'M REALLY SORRY.
COULD YOU JUST WAIT IN THE OTHER
ROOM FOR A SECOND?
OF COURSE.
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S FINE.
DOES SHE OWN THE DOG?
THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE.
SHE OWNS A GALLERY OR LEAST
IS GOING TO.
I JUST BUMPED INTO MARY.
NOT -- NOT NOW.
NO. YES. NO, NO.
LISTEN, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU SAID YOURSELF HOW YOU NEVER
GO OUT AND HOW PEOPLE ALWAYS
COME HERE, AND SHE IS SO HOOKED
INTO THE ART SCENE, AND SHE CAN
REALLY HELP YOU GET YOUR
THINGS --
HI.
MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THIS ANOTHER
TIME?
NO, MARY, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT.
WE'LL JUST RESCHEDULE.
OH.
BYE, HON. SAY GOODBYE.
GOODBYE. BYE.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR
PROBLEM?
I-I JUST WOKE UP, OKAY?
I DON'T NEED TO DEAL WITH THAT
AS SOON AS I'VE GOTTEN --
YOU CAN'T DEAL?
YEAH.
WELL, DEAL WITH THIS,
MOTHERFUCKER!
[ LAUGHS ]
OOPS.
SORRY, THAT WAS JUST MY EVIL
TWIN.
I'LL JUST RESCHEDULE OUR MEETING
WITH MARY FOR TOMORROW.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES ]
I JUST RECEIVED A VERY KIND
GRANT FROM THE WEISS FOUNDATION.
WEISS? THAT'S YOUR LAST NAME.
MM.
IT'S A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION
RUN BY MY PARENTS.
MM.
SO, YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
MY DRAWINGS?
DAVID, I COULDN'T EVEN SLEEP
LAST NIGHT, THINKING ABOUT ALL
OF YOUR DRAWINGS.
I -- O-OH, GOD, THEY'RE SO
UNUSUAL!
[ LAUGHS ]
LIKE, OH, THAT ONE WITH THE GUY.
UH, HE'S HOLDING THE BALL, AND
THEN THE OTHER GUY'S INSIDE,
BLOWING THAT TREMENDOUS BUBBLE.
IT'S SO -- OH, WOW.
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
[ SIGHS ]
FASCISM VERSUS CHRISTIANITY.
AM I RIGHT?
IT IS ABOUT A DICHOTOMY,
YEAH.
THAT...
THAT'S...
[ LAUGHS ]
IT JUST MAKES ME SO CRAZY!
LIKE, IT JUST MAKES ME, LIKE --
I DON'T KNOW -- JUST WANT TO GET
NAKED!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M SORRY.
[ SIGHS ]
OH, GOD! OH, OH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY
NIGHT?
BECAUSE THERE IS A FANTASTIC
PARTY ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
A TOTALLY PROMINENT ART DEALER
IN PORTLAND IS GONNA BE THERE,
AND I THINK THAT'S THERE
DEFINITELY -- DAVID, THERE'S
GONNA BE SOME PEOPLE THERE THAT
YOU SHOULD MEET.
I MEAN, HOW GREAT WOULD THAT
BE, HAVING MY OWN SHOW, YOU
KNOW?
THE WORKS OF DAVID. COME ON.
DAVID, IT'S FINE IF SHE LIKES
YOUR STUFF, BUT, COME ON, SHE'S
A POSER WHO JUST WANTS TO FUCK
YOU.
WHY WOULD YOU -- I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS.
YEAH, AND SHE COULD GIVE A
SHIT ABOUT YOUR ART.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SHE
DOESN'T LIKE --
NO, NO, FORGET ABOUT IT.
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, OKAY?
I DON'T THINK I CAN STAND THIS
BULLSHIT MUCH LONGER.
A BUNCH OF FUCKING POSERS WHO
COULDN'T EVEN GET INTO A GRAD
PROGRAM.
THEY LOOK FABULOUS.
...GOING TO WASTE.
SERENA, YOU'RE GETTING WOUND
UP OVER NOTHING WITH THIS WHOLE
DAVID ART THING.
JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
I LIKED HIM BETTER AS A POT
DEALER.
YOU KNOW, SERENA...
I SEE WHAT YOU SEE IN HIM.
AS WE SEE DAVID.
HE'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE.
YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM A STAR,
RIGHT?
LOOK, NO, AND I'M -- I'M GONNA
SAY IT.
ISN'T IT BETTER IF -- IF WE KEEP
HIM FOR OURSELVES?
YES, HE'S -- HE'S -- HE'S...
HE'S DAVID. HE'S FUCKED-UP.
HE'S CONFUSED.
HE'S -- HE'S NOT THE BRIGHTEST
TWINKIE, BUT -- BUT...
HE'S -- HE'S -- HE'S OURS.
HE'S ALL OURS.
HE'S LIKE A STOCKING STUFFER.
HE'S -- HE'S NOT FULLY WRAPPED,
BUT HE'S JUST AS SWEET.
WHAT? WHAT?
YOU'RE THINKING HE'S SELFISH?
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR DAVID?
'CAUSE HE'S ON THE ROOF WITH
MARY.
THERE SHE GOES.
SHE'S ON FIRE TONIGHT.
HEY.
HEY.
HI.
UH, MARY AND I WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT ART.
HMM.
WHAT'S THAT?
BONG. MARY GAVE IT TO ME.
IT'S -- IT'S -- YEAH, IT'S
HAND-BLOWN GLASS, AND IT'S A
PIECE OF ART.
WE'VE BEEN CALLING IT BIG RED.
WOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S VERY...
YEAH, WE WERE UP ON THE ROOF,
YOU KNOW, AND WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT ART, AND, UH...
WHILE WE WERE UP THERE, THE FOG
CAME IN.
AND IT'S LIKE...
WHEN YOU SEE THE FOG AND YOU
REALLY KNOW WHEN YOU'RE IN THE
FOG, AND THEN WHEN YOU LOOK IN,
YOU CAN'T SEE THE FOG.
REMEMBER?
YEAH.
'CAUSE YOU'RE IN THE FOG.
YOU'RE STONED.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
OOH!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE,
DAVID?
I'M SICK OF YOUR STONY ART AND
YOUR STONY LIFE.
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ART.
[ CHANTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ CHANTING CONTINUES ]
[ CHANTING CONTINUES ]
[ BOTH CHANTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ CHANTING INDISTINCTLY ]
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
TOMMY.
I'M SERENA.
YOU HAVE A VERY SEXY VOICE.
YEAH? IT'S HOARSE.
I DID A LOT OF FAMILY WORK IN
GROUP TONIGHT.
MM.
SHOUTED AT THE TOP OF YOUR
LUNGS, RIGHT?
YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE,
HUH?
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, RIGHT.
HEY.
RELAX, TOMMY.
I'M A PISCES.
IT'S LIKE WHAT ALBERT SPEER
SAYS.
YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE THE DEVIL
UNTIL HE IS PUTTING HIS HAND ON
YOUR SHOULDER.
THAT'S SO FUCKING RIGHT.
SATAN WANTS ME TO GO TO
NEW YORK.
SATAN WANTS ME TO COME AND SIGN
SOME PAPERS.
BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT WE SHARE
THE SAME VISION.
MM.
IN WHOSE VISAGE HAS SATAN
APPEARED TO YOU?
IN THE VISAGE...
OF FENTON.
FENTON? OH, MY GOD.
YEAH, FENTON, THE MAN.
I SENT HIM MY TAPES, AND HE
LOVED IT.
AND I'M THINKING, AND I'M DOING,
AND I'M FEELING.
I'M ALWAYS WATCHING, YOU KNOW?
I GOT MY FUCKING EAR TO THE
GODDAMN STREET, AND I'M SAYING
TO MYSELF -- I'M THINKING JUST
RIGHT NOW AT THIS POINT, THIS
TIME, I'M SAYING, "ROCK ICON AS
DEVIL?"
IT'S OBVIOUS.
THEY THINK I'M CRAZY.
YOU -- YOU ARE CRAZY, TOMMY.
YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT NORMAL.
ACTUALLY, WHEN THEY SAY I'M
CRAZY, IT IS AS A COMPLIMENT.
"THEY"?
THEY, THEY!
THEY ARE A TELEKINETIC
HALLUCINATION.
THEY DO NOT HAVE THE POWER,
TOMMY.
YOU HAVE THE POWER.
UP UNTIL NOW, YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN
RULED BY YOUR WILL, WHICH HAS
MADE YOU AN INNOCENT FOOL TO THE
LAWS OF REOCCURRENCE.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE FAITH.
YOU ARE NO LONGER A PRISONER TO
YOUR MACHINE.
YOU ARE CONSCIOUS, CREATING YOUR
OWN DESTINY AND AT THE SAME TIME
SURRENDERING TO THE CHANCE OF
THE UNKNOWN.
YEAH, YEAH.
YOU ARE NO LONGER OPERATING
OUT OF FEAR.
YOU ARE FEARLESS.
YOU WILL GO TO NEW YORK.
WHO SENT YOU TO ME?
THE ANGELS OR THE DEVILS?
NO FEAR, TOMMY.
[ SIGHS ]
NO FEAR.
YOU AND I WILL GO TO NEW YORK
TOGETHER.
LOOK, I'VE CHECKED UP ON THIS
GUY, OKAY?
HE'S A FUCKING HEROIN ADDICT.
UNH-UNH.
JUST GOT OUT OF REHAB.
HE ALSO HANGS AROUND WITH THE
CREEPY ROCKER FENTON.
I MEAN, THEY'RE INTO DEVIL
WORSHIPPING.
YOU KNOW THAT?
W-WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF LIVES
THEY LEAD?
YOU ARE SO ANGRY.
LISTEN, I'M GIVING YOU GOOD
ADVICE, OKAY?
YOU SHOULD STAY IN PORTLAND.
OH, REALLY?
WHY SHOULD I STAY IN PORTLAND?
BECAUSE.
BECAUSE WHY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST GONNA
FALL FLAT ON YOUR ASS THERE.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP
WITH SOMEONE NEW, BLOW TOWN, AND
THEN START THE SAME PROCESS ALL
OVER AGAIN.
THERE ARE THINGS THAT I PLAN
TO DO IN NEW YORK.
NO, THERE AREN'T, NOT WITH
THAT FUCKING IDIOT.
[ SIGHS ]
I NEVER SAID TOMMY WAS
PERFECT, DAVID.
YOU KNOW, IT IS SO WEIRD.
ALL YOU PEOPLE AROUND HERE,
YOU'RE SO QUICK TO CALL SOMEONE
A LOSER, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN IT
COMES DOWN TO NURTURING SOMEONE,
REALLY BELIEVING IN SOMEONE,
THEN WHERE ARE THEY?
UH, SOME OF THEM ARE IN
PORTLAND.
[ SCOFFS ] OH, YEAH?
LIKE YOU?
YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST MOVE OUT THEN.
I AGREE.
I'M MOVING OUT ON MONDAY.
BUT THAT'S TOMORROW.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T GIVE YOU
MORE NOTICE.
YEAH, LIKE IT MATTERED.
YOU NEVER PAID RENT ANYWAYS.
I STILL WOULD'VE LIKED TO
HAVE GIVEN YOU 30 DAYS' NOTICE.
THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON I AM.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
AND THEN THE BITCH SAYS SHE'S
MOVING OUT TOMORROW.
SHE GIVES ME 24 HOURS' NOTICE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CARE,
DAVID.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE PAID RENT.
NO, THAT'S NOT THE POINT,
ROBERT.
IF SHE WAS REALLY THE KIND OF
PERSON SHE SAID SHE WAS, SHE'D
HAD GIVEN ME 30 DAYS.
SERENA'S A HANDFUL, BUT WE
ALL LOVE HER, RIGHT?
HEY, PLEASE, TONY, DON'T DO
THAT.
YOU CAN'T ROLL THOSE.
FUCK OFF.
I ROLL A GREAT JOINT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WOULD YOU GO WITH "GREAT"?
STOP GANGING UP ON ME.
BOTH OF YOU.
YOU'RE JUST PISSED OFF 'CAUSE I
DON'T BUY YOUR POT.
I GET MY POT FROM SERGIO.
WE ALL KNOW WHY YOU GET YOUR
POT FROM SERGIO.
'CAUSE IT'S POT, NOT DIRT
WEED.
GOD, IT'S LIKE A BADLY-ROLLED
BURRITO.
JUST HAVE TO TWIST IT ON THE
END A LITTLE.
I HEARD YOU HAVE A PIPE.
THAT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S NO
BIG DEAL, TONY.
YOU CAN'T ROLL JOINTS.
I CAN'T WHISTLE.
SO WHAT?
I CAN'T MAKE COFFEE EITHER.
I CAN'T TELL -- YOU WERE TELLING
ME TO DO ALL THESE -- I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING ANYMORE.
TONY, TONY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
AND HE SEEMS TO DO EVERYTHING
RIGHT.
SO I'M MR. WRONG, AND HE'S
MR. RIGHT.
THAT'S HOW -- THAT IS WHAT HE'S
SAYING.
SHUT UP.
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
EAT MY ASS?
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
IS SERENA THERE? IT'S TOMMY.
OH, HI, TOMMY.
IS SERENA THERE?
HI.
IS SERENA THERE?
NO, SHE'S NOT HERE.
I THOUGHT SHE'D BE WITH YOU.
TELL HER TO MEET ME AT THE
AIRPORT.
I CAN'T PICK HER UP.
SURE, I'LL GIVE HER THE
MESSAGE.
[ BEEP ]
All: WHAT?!
TOMMY SAYS HE CAN'T PICK HER
UP HERE.
TOMMY SAYS SHE'S GOT TO MEET HIM
OUT AT THE AIRPORT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
I KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING.
MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T GIVE THE
MESSAGE TO SERENA.
MAYBE SERENA SHOULDN'T GO TO
NEW YORK.
WAIT, NO, T-THAT'S NOT WHAT I
WAS THINKING AT ALL.
TOMMY DOES NOT BELONG WITH
SERENA.
WE BOTH KNOW THAT.
LET HER GO.
WELL, LISTEN --
EVERYTHING WAS SO COOL BEFORE
SHE GOT HERE.
YEAH, I SERIOUSLY WASN'T
THINKING THAT, BUT, YOU KNOW, I
THINK I'M SPEAKING OBJECTIVELY
HERE WHEN I SAY THAT I THINK
IT'S A BAD IDEA FOR HER TO GO TO
NEW YORK, YEAH.
DEAR, SERENA, THE PHONE RANG,
AND IT WAS TOMMY.
HE WANTS YOU...
HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?
HE WANTS YOU TO GO TO NEW YORK
WITH HIM, BUT HE WON'T DRIVE YOU
TO THE AIRPORT BECAUSE HE'S A
BASTARD.
I WON'T DRIVE YOU TO THE AIRPORT
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
DAVID."
OH, HEY.
GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANKS.
CAN I HELP YOU WITH THOSE?
NO.
WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF
COFFEE?
WHAT'S WITH THE HOST BIT?
I'M LEAVING IN TWO MINUTES.
OKAY.
IF YOU NEED ME, I'M GONNA BE IN
MY ROOM.
GREAT.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
HEY.
IS DAVID THERE?
HELLO.
HEY, DAVID. CAN I COME OVER?
YEAH, LET'S DO IT TOMORROW.
YOU DON'T HAVE IT?
NO, I DO HAVE IT.
I'M JUST BUSY RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
BYE.
[ BEEP ]
YOU'RE NOT BUSY.
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK, YOU KNOW HE'S NOT COMING,
RIGHT?
YOU ARE SO FUCKING NEGATIVE.
HE HASN'T EVEN CALLED YOU.
NEGATIVE.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT AT LEAST
HE WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU A CALL TO
LET YOU KNOW?
NEGATIVE, NEGATIVE, NEGATIVE.
WHATEVER.
HE'S NOT COMING, IS HE?
NO, HE ISN'T.
HE CALLED EARLIER, DIDN'T HE?
HE LEFT ME A MESSAGE, RIGHT?
YES, HE DID.
SERENA, I'M VERY SORRY, SERENA,
AND IF YOU WANT TO GET MAD,
THAT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN GET MAD.
AND IF YOU WANT TO FREAK OUT,
THEN YOU CAN FREAK OUT.
I-I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO
LEAVE.
I TRUSTED YOU!
NO, NO, THAT'S MY 6th-GRADE
BIRTHDAY PRESENT!
I HATE YOU! FUCK YOU!
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
OH, FUCK YOU!
STUPID, LAZY STONER!
I HATE YOU!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
[ SIRENS WAILING ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
[ COUGHS ]
OKAY, THEY DID NOT FIND A
BODY, SO SERENA'S ALIVE.
SHE'S ALIVE?
AND FOR SURE BECAUSE A
NEIGHBOR SAW HER TAKE OFF DOWN
THE STREET.
SHE BOOKED?!
WE CAN'T LET HIM DRIVE AFTER
THIS.
YEAH.
I'LL PULL THE CAR AROUND,
GUYS.
YEAH, GO GET THE CAR.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING THIS.
THERE'S POLICE EVERYWHERE.
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
[ PATS LEG ]
HEY, HOW ABOUT WE GO GET A
DRINK?
NO, HE NEEDS TO EAT
SOMETHING.
YOU'RE GONNA EAT A BURGER.
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YOU WANT A BLOW JOB?
ROBERT GIVES GREAT HEAD.
I DO.
THANKS, GUYS, BUT I THINK I'M
JUST GONNA GET OUT, ACTUALLY,
ALL RIGHT?
DAVID.
HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL
RIGHT.
STOP -- JUST STOP THE CAR,
PLEASE, OKAY?
YEAH, REALLY, STOP.
NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU
OUT OF OUR SIGHTS.
I'M OKAY, REALLY. I'M OKAY.
I JUST --
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I THINK I'D JUST LIKE TO WALK
IT OFF.
OKAY, WE'LL TAKE A WALK -- GO
TO THE PARK AND TAKE A WALK.
I THINK I'D LIKE TO DO IT
ALONE.
I'M GONNA LET YOU GUYS...
NO, YOU'RE GONNA STAY WITH
US.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
IF HE WANTS TO STAY WITH US,
HE'LL STAY WITH US.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY WITH US.
YOU GO WALKING.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE WALKING,
WALK --
YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY WITH
US.
WALK BACK TO OUR HOUSE.
THINK ABOUT IT LATER.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
WE HAVE THAT PURPLE ROOM.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING.
HE'S OKAY.
HE'S NOT OKAY.
WELL, YOU WERE A LITTLE
PUSHY.
HIS WHOLE PLACE --
AND HE SHOULD BE WITH US
RIGHT NOW, AND YOU WERE --
I'M PUSHY?
NO, YOU WERE A LITTLE PUSHY
TO HIM.
YOU WERE A LITTLE INSENSITIVE.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE
CONTROL.
HE IS IN A STATE OF SHOCK.
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT TAKING
CONTROL, TONY.
YOU'RE STAYING WITH US.
YES, HE'S IN A STATE OF
SHOCK.
HIS HOUSE WAS JUST BURNED DOWN.
YOU NEED TO EAT A BURGER.
WELL, FINE.
YOU NEED TO STAY WITH US.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PUSHY
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE IS
SENSITIVE BECAUSE HIS HOUSE WAS
JUST BURNED DOWN.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU.
I'M NOT ARGUING THIS WITH
YOU RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH
YOU EVER.
HMM?
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW?
HMM?
TRYING TO PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
EYES.
THINK I'M JUST SOME BONGO
PLAYER, HUH?
NO.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY
ABOUT, HMM?
YES.
SERENA.
I KNEW IT.
OH.
LOOK AT THIS.
MM, WHAT TIME IS IT?
LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT?
LOOK AT IT.
MM?
HUH?
WHAT?
LOOK.
WHAT IS IT?
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE MY
DRIVER'S LICENSE, TOMMY.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
WAKING ME UP FOR THE -- WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
YOU WERE BORN IN JUNE.
SHUT --
YOU'RE A FUCKING GEMINI.
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
GODDAMN IT.
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A
PISCES.
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
SOME EVIL TWIN COMING ALONG,
CASTING ME IN SOME MORALITY
PLAY.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!
YOU ARE -- WHAT ARE YOU --
JUNE BABY, JUNE BABY!
GIVE ME A BREAK!
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE INSANE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEED TO BE IN AN ASYLUM
SOMEWHERE.
EVERYONE'S MAKING ME CRAZY.
FREAK.
EVERYONE IS MAKING ME CRAZY.
EVERYONE IS A LIAR.
YEAH, OKAY, TOMMY, THAT'S
RIGHT.
I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.
YEAH, UH, YOU'RE RIGHT, AND
EVERYONE'S WRONG.
I TELL THE TRUTH!
I WAS BORN IN MARCH!
I DON'T LIE ABOUT THAT SHIT!
TOMMY?
WAIT A MINUTE.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I THINK THERE'S SOMEBODY BY THE
DOOR.
YOU'RE PATHETIC.
WHAT IS THIS?
I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE?
SHIT.
WILL YOU JUST CHECK IT,
PLEASE?
YEAH, FINE!
I'LL CHECK IT, OKAY?!
SEE, NO ONE OUT THERE!
YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU THE
TRUTH, TOMMY?
I AM A SPY.
I WAS ACTUALLY SENT BY FENTON TO
STEAL YOUR BRILLIANT LYRICS.
I KNEW IT.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH, FUCK.
[ WHIMPERING ]
STOP WHIMPERING, TOMMY.
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU WHEN
YOU'RE WHIMPERING.
[ WHIMPERING CONTINUES ]
[ GASPS ]
[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
[ HISSING ]
NO!
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
SERENA?
UH...
I'M BOBBY.
REMEMBER ME?
BOBBY?
UH, CBGB, LAST SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
OH.
I SAW YOUR BOYFRIEND PLAYING.
[ SCOFFS ]
YEAH, MY BOYFRIEND.
[ CHUCKLING ]
TROUBLE ON THE HOME FRONT?
UH...
UH, YOU KNOW, UH, YOU COULD, UH
[CHUCKLES] YOU COULD CRASH AT MY
PLACE IF YOU WANT.
WE'RE GONNA GO IN, WE'RE
GONNA BE REALLY COOL, AND WE'RE
GONNA SAY THAT WE'RE DOING MY
LAUNDRY, GOT IT?
BUT WE SHOULD ALSO SAY THAT
WE GOT TO GO SHOP FOR DETERGENT,
RIGHT, AND S-- AND SOFTENER AND
THAT WE'RE GONNA BE GONE FOR A
LONG TIME.
WE GOT TO GET $4 IN QUARTERS,
RIGHT, AND WE'RE GONNA BE --
IT'S GONNA TAKE WHO KNOWS HOW
LONG?
ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY, BOBBY,
IT'S BEST IF YOU SAY NOTHING,
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
I'M DOING MY LAUNDRY, AND
BOBBY'S HELPING ME, SO FUCK OFF.
BRO --
DON'T YOU SAY A FUCKING WORD,
OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
SHUT UP, TOMMY.
NO, YOU SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING
GEMINI!
YOU FUCKING FREAK, SHUT UP!
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
SHUT UP, YOU FREAKING FISH
FACE!
YOU SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION THE
$50 YOU OWE ME.
HERE'S $10!
HERE'S $20!
YOU WANT TO GO FOR $30?!
FUCK YOU!
QUIT IT!
OH, FUCK, MAN.
AW!
FUCK!
FUCKING DEMON!
[ GRUNTS ]
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
UH, ALMOST THERE.
OH.
[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
[ WAILING CONTINUES, CAR HORNS
HONKING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HERE WE ARE.
WHERE ARE WE?
MY HOME!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
YOU, UH, SLEEP ON THE BED.
UH-HUH.
YOU'RE ON MY BED.
YEAH, WELL, I-I SLEEP ON THE
BED, TOO.
OH. OH, I SEE.
SO BOTH BOBBY AND SERENA SLEEP
ON THE BED.
I DON'T SLEEP WITH STRANGERS.
OH, OH, YOU DON'T?
YOU, UH, YOU SLEPT WITH THAT
FUCKING WEIRDO, TOMMY, RIGHT?
RIGHT? NOBODY STRANGER THAN HIM.
WHY DON'T YOU AT LEAST ACT LIKE
I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR.
HUH?
THANK YOU.
[ WATER RUNNING ]
[ THUDDING ]
BOBBY?
[ SNIFFS ]
BOBBY, ARE YOU AWAKE?
YEAH.
[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
GOOD.
DON'T GO TO SLEEP BEFORE ME, OR
ELSE I'LL GET SCARED, OKAY?
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED
OF, I PROMISE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
HEY, THIS IS TONY AND ROBERT.
LEAVE A MASSAGE!
[ BEEP ]
ROBERT, TONY -- SERENA.
UH, THINGS ARE AMAZING.
I'M IN NEW YORK.
SO, UH, YEAH, I'M JUST CALLING
TO SEE WHAT, UH, EVERYONE'S UP
TO.
UM, HEY, LISTEN, I THINK I LEFT
SOME SHIT AT DAVID'S PLACE, SO
IF HE FEELS LIKE IT, YOU KNOW --
I KEEP TRYING TO CALL HIM, BUT
THE LINE'S DOWN.
IT MUST BE FUCKED UP OR
SOMETHING.
[ BEEP ]
[ SHOUTS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
HELLO?
HEY, MARY. IT'S DAVID.
[ GASPS ] D-DAVID?
YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW
IF I COULD COME OVER?
I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE.
OKAY. GOOD.
YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
MY FRIEND ADEL'S WHOLE HOUSE
BRUNT DOWN ONE NIGHT.
IT WAS FROM AN ELECTRIC PLUG.
[ Laughing ] IT WAS AWFUL.
WE HAD TO FIND ALL HER STUFF.
ALL HER PICTURES WERE LOST.
OH, BOY.
YEAH.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
WHERE ARE WE?
HERE, HOLD THESE, PLEASE.
[ COW MOOS ]
IT'S A VIBRANTLY -- IT'S A
VIBRANTLY PRIME TIME FOR
PICKING.
[ GUNSHOTS ]
HEY, WHAT -- WHAT WAS THAT?
JUST RELAX.
THEY'RE JUST PHEASANT HUNTERS.
COME ON, SOFTLY.
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO MY MUSHROOM FIELD.
NOW, WE'RE GONNA SPLIT
EVERYTHING WE FIND 50/50, RIGHT
DOWN THE MIDDLE.
FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS
WEEPERS, BABY.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ MUMBLING ]
OKAY, YOU HAVE TO GO VERY SLOW,
VERY PATIENT.
LET THE MUSHROOMS FIND YOU.
[ COW MOOS ]
THAT COW IS KIND OF STARING
AT ME BACK HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT COW IS HIGHER THAN YOU'LL
EVER BE.
COUPLE RIGHT HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHING ]
SORRY.
THAT'S OKAY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
OH, THAT'S NOT REALLY...
I'M FINE.
[ COW SNORTING ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
HEY. YOU'VE REACHED JEN.
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.
[ BEEP ]
[ BEEP ]
JEN, IT'S SERENA.
I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
OKAY, BYE.
[ BEEP ]
JEN, COME ON. WHERE ARE YOU?
I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU NOW.
TOMMY IS ON TOUR, AND I AM BORED
SHITLESS.
THE LOFT IS INCREDIBLE.
YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE IT.
GUESS WHAT?
THERE'S THIS INCREDIBLE PARTY
THAT FENTON IS HAVING
ON SATURDAY.
IT'LL BE THE BEST PARTY YOU'VE
EVER BEEN TO.
THERE ARE ALL THESE CUTE GUYS
THERE -- TONS OF CUTE GUYS --
AND I'VE GOT TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO THEM.
THIS IS SERENA AGAIN.
WHERE ARE YOU?
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU.
SERENA?
JENNIFER, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU HAVE TO COME OUT --
OKAY? -- IMMEDIATELY, THIS VERY
SECOND -- OR I WILL SIMPLY GO
INSANE, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY. WHEN'S THE PARTY?
SATURDAY.
SO, MEET ME AT THIS PLACE --
MECCA -- IN THE VILLAGE -- AT,
LIKE, 3:00, OKAY?
BE THERE. BYE.
WHERE?
[ CLICK ]
SERENA?
[ Dial tone ]
[ BEEP ]
[ SCOFFS ]
SHE SOUNDED CHEERFUL, BUT I
THINK SHE'S FULL OF SHIT.
MAYBE SHE NEEDS YOU.
IT'S A CRY FOR HELP.
COULD WE PLEASE STOP TALKING
ABOUT THAT CARROT CROTCH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
HI.
OH, DAVID, YOUR, UM, MAIL'S
ON THE FRIDGE.
THANKS, TONY.
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
YEAH.
THAT'S MORE THAN YOU DESERVE,
ACTUALLY.
TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME TO ROBERT.
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT'S -- WHAT'S WRONG
WITH...
HANDYMAN?
SERENA CALLED.
SHE'S BACK?
SHE'S IN NEW YORK.
HOW IS SHE?
SHE SAYS SHE'S GREAT.
SHE'S MOVED INTO TOMMY'S LOFT,
AND SHE'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH
FENTON.
THAT'S...GREAT.
GOD, YEAH.
GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
THAT'S NICE.
SHE'S INVITED ME TO
FENTON'S...PARTY...
IN NEW YORK, AND, UH, I WAS
THINKING YOU MIGHT WANT TO JOIN
ME.
I HOPE YOU'RE KIDDING.
SHE SAID --
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT
RIGHT NOW.
DAVID!
JENNIFER, FORGET ABOUT IT.
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN FOR A
COUPLE OF DAYS ON A BUSINESS
TRIP, SO, UH...
YOU KNOW THAT SERENA CALLED
BECAUSE SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
YEAH, SERENA DOESN'T GET IN
TROUBLE.
SHE MAKES IT.
ROBERT, THANKS.
AND IF YOU KEEP THE ROOM OPEN,
I'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK WITH
GIFTS.
DID YOU MEET MY FRIENDS?
NO. NO.
THEY WERE ASLEEP WHEN I WENT IN
THERE.
TONY, AU REVOIR.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK.
MM.
BON VOYAGE, BITCH.
BYE.
SERENA NEEDS US.
SORRY.
I GOT TO GO ON THIS BUSINESS
TRIP.
COME TO NEW YORK WITH ME.
I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE.
I'LL PAY.
NO, I CAN'T. SORRY.
[ HORN BLARING ]
GOODBYE.
[ BLARING STOPS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
HE'S GOING TO MARY'S, ISN'T
HE?
WHO CARES?
[ BLARING RESUMES ]
DAVID!
I'M RIGHT HERE.
[ Chuckling ] OKAY. SORRY.
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
IT'S CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
THIS ISN'T JUST A CAMPING
TRIP, ALL RIGHT?
OH, I KNOW THAT.
NO, I DON'T THINK YOU
UNDERSTAND.
DEVLIN'S BEEN GROWING THIS POT
FOR YEARS AND IF WE GO UP THERE
WITH ALL THIS EDDIE BAUER SHIT,
IT'S GONNA MAKE HIM PARANOID.
GET...
IN...THE CAR.
OKAY. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
YOU GET OUT OF HERE!
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A THIEF!
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HERE!
I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FRUIT!
GO! GO! GO!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
SERENA?!
JENNIFER!
SERENA!
OH, MY GOD! JENNIFER!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
OH, GOD.
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
And what are you doing with
that guy...
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED.
I TRIED TO BUY SOME FRUIT, AND
THAT GUY INSULTED ME AND CALLED
ME A THIEF.
DO YOU WANT SEE A WORK OF
ART?
ALWAYS.
THESE HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO
BLIND THE EYES.
A MONTH'S RENT, BUT WELL WORTH
IT FOR FENTON'S PARTY.
OH...
CAN I BORROW YOUR BLACK SHOES
FOR TONIGHT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
HOW COULD YOU NOT BE RESPONSIVE
TO THESE SHOES?
DO YOU HATE THEM?
UM, YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT DAVID YET.
WHAT'S HE UP TO?
DAVID?
[ SIGHS ]
DOES HE THINK I SET THE FIRE?
I DON'T THINK...
DOES HE THINK I SET THE FIRE?
I THINK HE DOES.
IS HE SEEING MARY?
SERENA, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
FUCK HIM AND GET IT OUT OF YOUR
SYSTEM WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I WON'T DO IT.
THEN DON'T. KEEP WALKING.
DAVID, CAN YOU SHOW A LITTLE
BIT OF SYMPATHY?
THERE'S JUST NOTHING TO BE
DONE ABOUT IT.
[ SIGHS ]
I WON'T.
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE, ALL RIGHT?
LIKE WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.
YOU SAID YOU HAD A BROTHER.
WHAT ABO--
OW.
THIS GUY GREG --
AND WHAT ABOUT HIM?
WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT HIM?
JESUS.
DAVID, DO YOU ANYBODY THAT CAN
TALK ON AND ON FOR DAYS?
YES.
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE
THEM?
'CAUSE THEY'RE IN NEW YORK.
FUCK IT.
I'M GONNA DO IT.
FINE.
I'M GOING TO SHIT IN THE
WOODS.
IT'S CALLED CAMPING.
FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE.
[ GRUNTING ]
Oh, God.
OH, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
SORRY.
DAVID.
DEVLIN.
CODE WORD.
UH, DADDY GREEN JEANS.
DADDY GREEN JEANS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO!
♪ IT WAS A BIG DAY ON
JESUS RANCH ♪
♪ JESUS RANCH
♪ HE WAS HARVESTING A BIG
TOMATO ♪
♪ IT WAS IN THE SAND
♪ ALL RIGHT
♪ I'M TAKING A WALK
IN THE WOODS ♪
♪ IT'S NICE OUTSIDE
♪ SMELLS OF SHIT
♪ LIGGAGUIE
♪ LIG-A-GIG-A-GIG-A-GUIE-GO
♪ I COME UPON A SILVER STRIPED
MUSHROOM AND A ♪
♪ FLY-LA-LA-LA-LY-LA-LY
♪ AND A FLY-FLY
♪ IT WAS A BIG DAY ON
JESUS RANCH ♪
♪ JESUS RANCH
♪ JESUS
♪ I FELL IN LOVE WITH A BAKED
POTATO ♪
♪ THAT'S WHEN I STARTED
TO DANCE ♪
♪ YEAH
♪ IN FRANCE
♪ I'M TAKING A WALK
IN THE WOODS ♪
♪ AND IT'S NICE OUTSIDE
♪ SMELLS OF SHIT
♪ LIG-A-GIG-A-GIG-A-GUIE-GO
♪ I COME UPON A SILVER STRIPED
MUSHROOM AND A ♪
♪ FLY-LA-LA-LA-LY-LA-LY
♪ AND A FLY-FLY
♪ FLY-LA-LA-LA-LY-LA-LY
♪ AND A FLY
♪ I'M GONE
[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
[ SIGHS ]
I'D LIKE TO, UH, WELCOME MY
BROTHERS AND SISTERS FROM
PORTLAND.
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST OF
THESE HITS OF ACID.
[ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
[ HUMMING ]
[ VOCALIZING ]
[ SOUR NOTE PLAYS ]
[ MUSIC, VOCALIZING STOP ]
♪ IT WAS A BIG, OLD
DA-A-A-A-Y ♪
♪ IT WAS A BIG, OLD DAY
HI.
THAT WAS FUN.
REALLY?
MM.
MM.
YOUR MUSIC REALLY MOVES ME.
OH, WOW.
YEAH.
[ LAUGHING ]
WOW.
HEY, WHERE'S DAVID?
OH, HE JUST TOOK OFF
SOMEWHERE.
OH.
BORE.
WE'LL WAIT FOR HIM.
NO, WE WILL NOT.
We will go.
We will go now.
HE'LL CATCH UP.
LET US HIKE!
DEVLIN!
MARY!
[ INDISTINCT SINGING
IN DISTANCE ]
All: ♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ DOW!
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ DOW!
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ DOW!
♪ GIG-GA-GE
♪ GIG-GA-GOO-GOO-GOO
♪ GIG-GA-GOO-GOO-GE-GOO-GOO
♪ GIG-GA-GOO-GOO-GE-GOO-GOO
♪ GIG-GA-GOO-GOO-GE
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
DAVY.
[ Echoing ] DAVY.
MOM.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.
I KNOW.
WHAT -- W-WHAT'S WITH YOUR
DRESS?
WELL, YOU'RE TRIPPING, AND I
JUST COULDN'T RESIST.
[ GIGGLES ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WELL, YOU'RE BEEN DEAD FOR 12
YEARS.
I KNOW THAT.
AND...
WELL...
[ SIGHS ]
I WAS AFRAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN,
WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT...
WORD UP.
[ CHUCKLES ]
GREAT.
I'LL SET IT UP.
I FIGURED YOU MIGHT BE
HUNGRY.
WHAT'D YOU BRING?
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU
WANTED, SO I FIXED EVERYTHING.
DID YOU BRING TUNA FISH?
YOU NEVER LIKED TUNA FISH.
HERE. TRY THIS.
THIS USED TO BE YOUR FAVORITE.
OH, OH.
AND I BROUGHT LEMONADE.
NO COKE?
ARE YOU STILL DRINKING THAT?
GO -- GO LOOK FOR SOME CUPS AND
PLATES.
OKAY.
EW. FILTHY.
YUCK.
[ SIGHS ]
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
MOM, YOU ARE CHEATING.
JUST A SECOND.
NO.
YOU CALLED ME LAST TIME, AND YOU
WERE INCORRECT.
THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD LOSE A
TURN.
I JUST WANT TO LOOK IT UP.
IT'S NO USE.
I'M TELLING YOU, "ZEN" --
IS A PROPER NOUN. SEE?
DAMN IT!
OH, YES.
NOW I REMEMBER WHY WE STOPPED
PLAYING WORD UP.
YOU AND YOUR TANTRUMS.
I'M SORRY.
YOU USED TO BE SO PASSIONATE
ABOUT WORD UP.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE
PASSIONATE ABOUT NOW?
HUH?
GOT TO GO.
YOU'RE LEAVING?
YEAH, I'M AFRAID SO.
PLEASE DON'T.
PLEASE.
DAVID, YOU ONLY TOOK ONE HIT
OF ACID.
THAT ONLY JUSTIFIES SO MUCH
HALLUCINOGENIC ACTIVITY.
PLEASE DON'T GO. NO.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
I GOT TO GO.
BUT, MOM -- MOM...
MOM...
I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
I'M HERE NOW.
I'LL BE BACK.
[ SMOOCHES ]
W-WHEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
NOW, HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT
OF THIS PLACE?
I'M OKAY.
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
DO I HAVE LIPSTICK ON MY
TEETH?
GOD, I HOPE TOMMY'S NOT GONNA
BE HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID TOMMY WAS
ON TOUR.
WHAT?!
WHAT -- I NEVER SAID THAT.
THIS PARTY'S GONNA FUCKING SUCK.
[ ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS ]
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
MAY I HAVE ANOTHER, PLEASE?
ME TOO.
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?
♪ I SPEAK THE TRUTH
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
DO YOU SEE FENTON?
NO.
IT'S A NICE PLACE.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
CHRIST, IS ANYBODY ON THE
MENU?
CHECK IT OUT.
BLOND MANE AT 1:00.
OH, YEAH.
I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM.
DON'T LEAVE. SERIOUS.
OKAY.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
HI.
HEY.
HOW YOU DOING?
OKAY.
GO AHEAD.
TAKE IT.
[ TRAFFIC NOISES IN DISTANCE ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY
PARTY?
HI.
CAN I GET A SHOT OF VODKA,
PLEASE?
OHH.
YOU COLD?
I'M GETTING COLD.
LET'S GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS, OKAY?
WE CAN GO TO MY OFFICE.
OH, YEAH?
OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD.
WOW.
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE?
YOU LIKE IT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH. I DO.
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
MM.
[ Chuckling ] NO.
NOT FOR ME.
I -- NOT TONIGHT.
IT'S JUST COKE.
MM.
COME ON.
IT'LL PICK YOU UP A BIT.
REALLY?
UH-HUH.
OKAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ SNIFFS ]
[ CHUCKLING ]
HI. REMEMBER ME?
[ SIGHS ]
GOD.
LOOK AT THE SKY TONIGHT.
PEOPLE USED TO HAVE SKIES LIKE
THIS EVERY NIGHT, LIKE, A
THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
I WONDER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE A
THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
HMM.
IT WAS PROBABLY LIKE BEING IN
HIGH SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Laughing ] DAVID!
I'M TRYING TO COMMUNICATE
SOMETHING HERE.
WELL, YOU'RE TRYING TO
COMMUNICATE SOMETHING, BUT
YOU FAILED, DAVID.
AND YOU FAILED 'CAUSE YOU'RE
CONFUSED.
YOU'RE CONFUSED 'CAUSE YOU'RE
LOST.
BUT, SEE, YOU'RE LOST...
'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU
ARE!
[ LAUGHS ]
RIGHT?
SO WE ARE GONNA LEAVE YOU TO
WORK IT OUT...EL COMPADRE.
W-WAIT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW, DAVID.
COME ON.
[ GRUNTS ]
YEAH.
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
OKAY.
♪ HUH
♪ HA
♪ HA HA
[ POP DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
IN DISTANCE ]
NO! STOP!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ COUGHING ]
GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
NO!
HOLD STILL! GET DOWN THERE!
STOP!
DON'T!
SHUT UP!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
♪ THE RAPPIN', THE MUSIC
♪ A NEW HEARTBEAT
♪ SO FEEL THE HEARTBEAT
♪ SO FEEL THE HEARTBEAT
[ SINGS INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ GOT A NEW HEARTBEAT
♪ HUH
[ LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
GET ME OUT OF THIS EUROTRASH
CONVENTION.
FENTON ISN'T EVEN HERE, AND I
HAVE ALL THESE TAN, OILY MEN
HITTING ON ME.
I VOTE WE LEAVE.
ABSOLUTELY.
WHAT THE -- WHAT'S WRONG?
OH, THIS PARTY IS WHAT'S
WRONG.
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
NO.
DID HE DO SOMETHING?
JENNIFER!
I GOT SICK.
I THREW UP, OKAY?
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I'M FINE.
JUST DROP IT.
I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM
SOMEWHERE.
WAIT TILL WE GET BACK
TO THE HOTEL.
I HAVE TO PEE NOW OR MY
BLADDER'S GONNA BURST.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BATHROOM IN
HERE SOMEWHERE.
COME ON.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
THIS IS SPOOKIER THAN THE
STREET.
I'M WAITING OUTSIDE.
OKAY.
PEOPLE SLEEP...
W-WHEN THEY'RE REALLY DEPRESSED.
DO YOU HAVE A -- A DREAM...
THAT YOU'D LIKE ME TO INTERPRET?
SORRY. I DON'T SLEEP.
NOT DREAM, ANYWAY.
COME ON. WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
COME ON.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
NEW YORK?
I THINK I SHOULD VISIT HERE MORE
OFTEN.
MAYBE YOU CAN MOVE HERE.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
ABOUT PORTLAND.
ACTUALLY...
I WAS THINKING ABOUT RETURNING
WITH YOU TODAY.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT ALL YOUR
STUFF?
I'LL HAVE IT SENT.
MAYBE I'LL JUST VISIT PORTLAND.
BUT?
I REALLY MISSED YOU, JEN.
DID YOU REALLY?
YEAH. I REALLY DID.
OH, IT'S GREAT, BECAUSE I
MISSED YOU, TOO.
I MISSED YOU A LOT.
OH!
SO, IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU
LEND ME THE MONEY FOR THE PLANE
TICKET?
[ SIGHS ]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
WHAT?
EVERY TIME WE HAVE A MOMENT,
YOU FUCK IT UP.
FINE.
DON'T PAY FOR THE PLANE TICKET.
JUST FORGET EVERYTHING I
SAID.
YOU EITHER BE MY FRIEND OR
DON'T BE MY FRIEND, JENNIFER!
OKAY, I'LL PAY FOR THE
GODDAMN TICKET!
YOU KNOW, JEN, YOU WANT TO
SETTLE ACCOUNTS?
WE'LL SETTLE ACCOUNTS, BUT I
THINK I HAVE BEEN A DAMN GOOD
FRIEND TO YOU.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU AND ME.
IT ISN'T?
NO.
I MEAN, FOR ONCE, WOULD YOU JUST
CUT THE CRAP?!
ALL THIS ALIEN SHIT.
OH, YOU DID NOT GROW UP IN
SASKATCHEWAN.
YOU DO NOT KNOW.
ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT HOW
YOU'RE GONNA SETTLE DOWN AND
MARRY A ROCK STAR AND FENTON IN
THE LOFT...
WHAT?!
IT'S JUST CRAP.
AND NO ONE'S BUYING IT, SO JUST
QUIT IT.
TAXI!
YOU TREAT LIFE LIKE A SCAM.
IT IS SO NICE, JENNIFER, TO
FINALLY HEAR THIS WITHIN
EARSHOT.
YOU DON'T TREAT PEOPLE LIKE
PEOPLE.
NO, WE ALL HAVE TO BE
MANIPULATED BY YOU.
SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY
THINK OF ME.
GOSH, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO KICK
A PERSON WHEN THEY'RE DOWN,
DON'T YOU?
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU'RE A
BAD PERSON.
YOU JUST LET ALL THIS OTHER CRAP
GET IN THE WAY, LIKE CHASING
AFTER LOSERS, ALL BECAUSE OF
YOUR TREMENDOUS INSECURITY.
OH, NOW I'M BEING
PSYCHOANALYZED.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I
OBSERVE.
OF COURSE.
THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
NOTHING.
ALL YOU EVER DO IS OBSERVE.
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ON THE
SIDELINES.
I DO STUFF.
I DO PLENTY OF STUFF.
OH, COME ON, JEN.
WHAT SINGLE, CONSTRUCTIVE THING
HAVE YOU DONE IN THE LAST, LET'S
SAY, SIX MONTHS?
I PARTICIPATED IN THE
NIELSEN'S RATING SURVEY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, FUCK OFF!
YOU ARE SO NEGATIVE.
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE A BAD
PERSON.
OF COURSE I AM. I'M RICH.
SORRY.
OKAY. HERE WE ARE.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING...
HOW FAR TO PORTLAND?
♪ THREE MORE HOURS
[ LAUGHING ]
GOD!
DAVID, I HAD SO MUCH FUN!
I CAN'T EVEN THANK YOU ENOUGH
FOR INTRODUCING ME TO DEVLIN.
GOD, HE IS SUCH A GREAT GUY.
YOU KNOW?
LIKE, REALLY -- HE IS VERY
IN SYNC.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
SING THIS WITH ME.
I'LL START THE FIRST TIME, THEN
YOU COME IN, OKAY?
OKAY. OKAY.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA--
I'LL POINT TO YOU.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
NOW.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
HELP YOURSELF TO WHATEVER YOU
WANT FROM THE FRIDGE.
IS IT, UH, RICK OR...
RICHARD OR...
I PREFER DICK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS
PACKAGE?
WHEREVER YOU WANT.
I-I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS
STUFF INSIDE.
OKAY.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
CALL ME LATER.
OKAY?
[ GRUNTS ]
HEY, DAVID.
WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
WELCOME HOME.
COME BY TO WATCH SOME PORN WITH
ROBBIE?
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S CALLED "LE PACKAGE."
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE
A LOOK AT WHAT I BROUGHT BACK?
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT MAY INTEREST EVERYBODY...
[ GASPS ]
...A WHOLE LOT.
[ SHRIEKS ]
DAVID, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
THIS IS -- I MIGHT HAVE SEEN A
PHOTOGRAPH LIKE THIS IN
"HIGH TIMES."
A PICTURE -- THIS IS MONUMENTAL.
WELL [CHUCKLES] I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT, BUT --
DAVID, YOU ARE MY SAVIOR.
TONY --
GET DOWN WITH ME AND HELP ME.
TONY, BABY...
LOOK AT ALL THIS POT!
[ DIALING ]
[ Ringing ]
WHAT?
TONY?
THAT WOULD BE ME.
IT'S SERENA.
IS DAVID THERE?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE DAVID IS.
WELL, WHERE DID HE GO?
I DON'T KNOW -- OKAY? --
BECAUSE I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER,
RED, AND NEITHER ARE YOU.
AND THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.
OH, REALLY?
WELL, FUCK YOU.
SHIT.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
[ BEEP ]
OH, NOT WITH ME.
[ Ringing ]
HEY, YOU'VE REACHED JEN.
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.
[ BEEP ]
PICK UP THE PHONE, YOU LITTLE
FIVE-HEADED, RED-HEADED,
FUCKING BITCH!
'CAUSE YOU DON'T HANG UP ON ME,
OKAY?!
YOU DON'T CALL ME AND HANG UP ON
ME, 'CAUSE THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS
LIKE.
HI!
[ BEEP ]
[ TELEPHONE CLATTERS ]
[ Dial tone ]
[ BEEP ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ DOOR UNLOCKING ]
MMM!
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ GIGGLES ]
COME ON.
OH, DAVID...
GUESS WHO JUST STOPPED SMOKING?
WHO?
YOUR HOUSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY ]
HEY, YOU'RE COMING TO THE
PARTY TONIGHT, RIGHT?
MM.
WHAT PARTY?
YOU MEAN WE DIDN'T TELL -- WE
DIDN'T TELL YOU?
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT.
THE '80s PARTY.
WE RENTED OUT THE ADAMS.
AND IT HAS A WHOLE '80s
THEME.
YEAH, WE INVITED -- WE
ADVERTISED IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO THE PARTY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED.
YOU'RE THROWING IT TOGETHER?
YOU GUYS?
OH, YEAH.
IT'S TOTALLY ILLEGAL...
THAT'S NICE.
...UNDERGROUND.
YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PARTY.
IT'LL BE GREAT.
YOU CAN WEAR THAT REALLY UGLY
SHIRT YOU ALWAYS WEAR.
AND YOU'LL BE '80s.
ALL MY STUFF BURNED DOWN IN
THE BIG, FUNNY FIRE.
YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THE PARTY.
YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PARTY.
YOU NEED -- YOU NEED TO GET
OUT.
YOU NEED TO GO TO A PARTY.
IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU.
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD PARTY.
WE HAVE SCORPION BOWLS.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA GO.
WELL, WE THROW GOOD PARTIES.
AAH!
YOU OKAY?
WHAT'S WRONG?
[ SIGHS ]
SERENA'S BACK.
[ SIGHS ]
OF COURSE SHE IS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OF COURSE
SHE IS"?
WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THIS TO
ME YESTERDAY?
YOU DIDN'T ASK.
WELL, WAS SHE HERE THIS
MORNING?
SHE SPENT THE NIGHT.
DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT LAST
NIGHT?
[ Sighing ] OH, MY, MY, MY.
WHAT A STICKY LITTLE WEB WE
CRAWLED INTO.
OKAY, TONY, JUST ANSWER MY
QUESTION, OKAY?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH
YOUR -- ALL YOUR BULLSHIT.
ARE YOU COMING TO THE PARTY?
[ SIGHS ]
JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STASH, OKAY,
BITCH?
THE DAY YOU PAY RENT, BITCH.
OHH.
[ SIGHS ]
GO GET THE POT, HUH?
CAN YOU CLEAN THIS UP?
YEAH.
GET BIG RED, ALL RIGHT?
TOTALLY '80s, BITCHES!
[ DEVO'S "JERKIN' BACK 'N'
FORTH" PLAYS ]
HEY.
HOW DOES MY ASS LOOK WHEN I DO
THE ROBOT DANCE?
SO GOOD.
TIGHT?
SO TIGHT.
HI.
I'M A ROBOT...
[ LAUGHS ]
...WITH A TIGHT ASS.
I'M A ROBOT.
WITH A TIGHT ASS, I'M A ROBOT.
GET THAT TIGHT ASS.
I'M A ROBOT.
HELLO.
OH -- AH-AH-AH-AH-AH.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE '80s?
I LOVE THE '80s.
I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU.
LET'S DANCE, THEN.
I'M A ROBOT...
NO, NOT YOU.
...WITH A TIGHT ASS.
YOU DON'T LIKE MY ROBOT DANCE,
DO YOU?
AAH!
♪ YOU SAID THAT THINGS WERE
GETTING BETTER ♪
♪ YOU SAID I SHOULD EXPECT ALL
THIS ♪
♪ YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY
♪ BUT WHAT I SAY IS TRUE
♪ THE REASON THAT I LIVE LIKE
THIS ♪
♪ IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
HEY.
HI.
WHAT'S UP?
THANKS FOR COMING.
WHAT HAPPENED, YOU COULDN'T FIND
HER?
NO, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HER?
NO, NO.
SHE FED ME SOME STORY ABOUT
GOING BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO TO
REDISCOVER MULTIMEDIA.
NO, NO.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, DAVID -- ONE
THING IS FOR SURE.
THAT LITTLE FIRE-CROTCH DIDN'T
LEAVE A FORWARDING ADDRESS, DID
SHE?
UH-HUH.
DAVID, LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
FORGET HER, BUT YOU WILL LOVE
AGAIN, DAVID.
LISTEN, YOU WILL.
YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER LITTLE -- LITTLE
MS. PAC-MAN.
I'M SERIOUS.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FIGURE OUT
WHO REALLY LOVES YOU?
IT'S NOT HER.
DAVID, COME ON.
GROUP HUG.
NO, I'M NOT GONNA --
GROUP HUG.
GROUP HUG.
I GOT TO GO.
GROUP HUG.
GOOD LUCK, DAVID.
THANKS FOR COMING.
♪ YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY
[ CLATTERING ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
♪ BUT WHAT I SAY IS TRUE
[ PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ THE REASON THAT I LIVE LIKE
THIS ♪
♪ IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
ROBERT!
I WANT A TEQUILA.
[ PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
TONY!
PARTY'S OVER, TONY.
UP HERE.
MOVE YOUR ASS.
MOVE, MOVE!
DON'T TOUCH MY ASS!
GET THE BOTTLE OF TEQUILA!
♪ YOU GOT ME
♪ I KNOW YOU KNOW
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
HEY!
HEY.
UMM...DID -- DID YOU GET MY
LETTER?
I SENT YOU A LETTER.
DID YOU REALLY WRITE ME A
LETTER?
[ CHUCKLES ]
HAVE YOU COME BACK TO STAY?
MM...I DON'T KNOW.
PORTLAND IS SO SMALL.
IT JUST MAKES ME REALLY NERVOUS.
I KNOW I'LL BE SUCKED RIGHT BACK
INTO EVERYTHING HERE.
[ SCOFFS ]
LIFE IS JUST TOO EASY.
PEOPLE ARE -- PEOPLE AREN'T
BOTHERED ENOUGH.
THERE'S NO TENSION.
YOU MAKE ME TENSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IS THAT WHY YOU FUCKED
JENNIFER?
THAT...JUST PRESENTED ITSELF,
AND --
GOSH, MARY MUST BE...REALLY
UPSET ABOUT THAT.
YEAH.
THEY'RE BOTH OVER.
I'M OVER THE PLACE AND I'M OVER
THESE PEOPLE AND...I'VE HAD IT
WITH THIS SCENE.
AND...
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, IT'S A BIG ROCK.
IT'S NICE YOU'RE CRAWLING OUT
FROM UNDER IT.
YEAH.
THE, UH, FIRE HELPED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU KNOW?
IT'S, UH --
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE FIRE.
I MEAN, I KNOW IT WASN'T YOUR
FAULT.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
THAT'S OKAY.
I --
IT WAS SO STRANGE.
I SAW IT BURNING, AND I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
I ALMOST -- I ENJOYED
WATCHING IT BURN.
I DON'T --
[ SIGHS ]
I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE
FIRE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
IT REALLY -- YOU KNOW?
[ HIGH-PITCHED WARBLING ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING ]
OH, MY GOD.
HOLY SHIT.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S THE ALPHA CENTAURIANS.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
NO, DAVID, IT'S YOUR FIRST ALIEN
ENCOUNTER!
SHH.
[ LAUGHS ]
♪ I WANT TO SINK TO THE
BOTTOM WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WANT TO SINK TO THE BOTTOM
WITH YOU ♪
♪ THE OCEAN IS BIG AND BLUE
HEY!
YOU!
♪ CARS ON THE HIGHWAY, PLANES
IN THE AIR ♪
♪ EVERYONE ELSE IS GOING
SOMEWHERE ♪
♪ BUT I'M GOING NOWHERE, GETTING
THERE SOON ♪
FUCK IT.
♪ I WANT TO SINK TO THE
BOTTOM WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WANT TO SINK TO THE BOTTOM
WITH YOU ♪
♪ THE OCEAN IS BIG AND BLUE
♪ I JUST WANT TO SINK TO THE
BOTTOM WITH YOU ♪
♪ AND I JUST WANT TO
[ GUITAR SOLO ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
DAVID, IT'S DR. DOOM.
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED, CAPISCE?
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
DAVID, IT'S LISA.
UMM, I JUST WONDERED IF YOU HAD
ANY GREEN PAINT.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
SO, HI.
UMM, THIS IS CHICKY, AGAIN, AND
I WAS HOPING TO GET SOME --
SOME WEED...KILLER.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HOW'S IT GOING?
CALLING TO SEE IF YOU'RE STILL
HOLDING THE CURRENT STUFF.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
RING US BACK WHEN YOU GET THIS,
YEAH?
CHEERS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
HI, DAVID.
UM, I LEFT MY "LIPSTICK" AT
YOUR HOUSE.
I WAS HOPING TO COME AND PICK
IT UP.
BYE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
I'M GOING SKIING AT HOOD
THIS WEEKEND, AND I COULD
REALLY STAND TO BORROW THOSE
GOGGLES FROM YOU AGAIN -- THE
ONES WITH THE HALF-INCH LENS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
WELL, EVERY TIME I CALL YOUR
HOUSE, YOU'RE NOT THERE.
I KNOW SOMEBODY.
HIS NAME'S DAVID.
HE'S GOING TO HELP ME WITH THE
MEDICAL CONDITION THAT I HAVE.
EVERY TIME I CALL YOU, AND WHAT
DO I HEAR?
"OH, DING, THIS IS DAVID.
I NO HOME.
LEAVE A MESSAGE."
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE A
MESSAGE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
DAVID.
IT'S ELMO.
HEY, MAN, I AM IN NEED OF YOUR
LOVE.
CALL ME.
BYE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
HEY, CAPTAIN.
WHAT'S UP?
YOU AROUND?
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO?
ALL RIGHT, UH...CHECK IT OUT.
I'M...THINKING ABOUT TAKING OUT
AN AD IN YOUR PUBLICATION, A
QUARTER-PAGE AD.
WANT TO KNOW YOUR RATES.
RIGHT ON.
CALL ME BACK.
BYE-BYE.
[ RECEIVER CLICKS ]
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE A
MESSAGE.
I WANT TO PICK SOMETHING UP TO,
UH, MAKE, UH, MY STEW BETTER.
SO, YOU CALL ME, DAVID.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
HEY, MAN.
IT'S TODD.
WAS GONNA MAKE A LITTLE SALAD
TONIGHT, AND, UH, WELL, I RAN
OUT OF LETTUCE.
I WAS GONNA GO TO THE
SUPERMARKET TO BUY SOME THINGS,
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BUY THEM
THERE IF YOU ALREADY HAD THEM.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I'M LOOKING FOR THOSE GREEN
SHOES THAT I LEFT AT YOUR
HOUSE.
UMM, SIZE EIGHT.
I WAS WONDERING WHEN I COULD
COME OVER, YOU KNOW, AND WE
COULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE, MM,
POTLUCK DINNERS.
UHH, WE'RE WORRYING OVER
HERE.
GIVE US A CALL BACK WHENEVER
YOU GET THIS MESSAGE.
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE KIND
STUFF.
HEY, I'M CALLING ABOUT THOSE
CONCERT T-SHIRTS -- UM, IF YOU
CONTACTED THE PRINTER AND THE
INK'S DRY.
UM, YOU COULD GET BACK TO ME
RIGHT AWAY.
I'M REALLY DESPERATE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
DAVE, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
WE HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR,
LIKE...
[ SCOFFS ]
45 MINUTES.
MY ASS IS FUCKING FREEZING.
WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
IT'S SERGIO.
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
IT'S KIND OF COLD OUT AND I'M
TOTALLY DRY AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD HOOK ME UP WITH
UM, SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
IT DOESN'T -- DOESN'T REALLY
MATTER THE QUALITY.
IT'S MORE ABOUT QUANTITY THIS
TIME.
THIS IS LIONEL.
I LOOK FOR, HOW DO YOU CALL?
UH, THE, UH, YOU KNOW, THE
ROOM -- THE MAKING...
[ IVY'S "I'VE GOT A FEELING"
PLAYS ]
♪ I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE
WORLD PASS BY ALL AROUND ME ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN LETTING THE DAYS GO
BY TILL YOU FOUND ME ♪
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
[ CLATTERING ]
FUCK THIS!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, DAVID!
FUCK THIS!
OH, FUCK YOU!
♪ AS I WALK INTO THE NIGHT
♪ DON'T YOU LET MY FEET TOUCH
THE GROUND ♪
[ ENGINE REVS ]
♪ AND I WANT TO CARRY ON
♪ BUT I CAN'T SEE ANYONE
♪ TAKE TIME
♪ THERE MAY BE TROUBLES
♪ IN YOUR MIND
♪ MAYBE TOMORROW
♪ IT COULD BE FINE
♪ I FEEL LIKE GOING HOME
♪ BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M UP OR
COMING DOWN ♪
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
♪ AND I'M FEELING SO ALONE
♪ BUT I KNOW IT'S JUST THE TIME
IT TAKES TO CLIMB ♪
♪ THERE MAY BE TROUBLES
♪ IN YOUR MIND
♪ MAYBE TOMORROW
♪ IT COULD BE FINE
♪ THERE MAY BE TROUBLES
♪ IN YOUR MIND
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
♪ MAYBE TOMORROW
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
♪ IT COULD BE FINE
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
COME ON!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
SHIT!
THAT'S MY HOUSE.
SIR, THAT'S MY --
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?
EVERYTHING'S GONE!
WHERE'S SERENA?
WHERE'S SERENA?
SHE WAS IN THE HOUSE.
SHE WAS IN --
I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S OKAY.
LET'S SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
LET'S SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND,
OKAY?
DAVE, COME ON.
SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
TONY, FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
ASK THE MAN WHAT'S GOING ON.
SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
EVERYTHING -- FUCK.
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
EVERYTHING IS GONE -- A-ALL MY
STUFF!
MY FUCKING DRAWINGS WERE IN
THERE.
YEAH.
OKAY.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I JUST THINK YOU'RE THE MOST
SPECIAL...
TAKE THAT ARM OFF THERE, PAL.
I CAN'T HELP BUT WANT TO
TOUCH YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
HEY, DAVID.
YEAH. YEAH.
I NEED SOME M&M's.
OKAY.
CAPTAIN GREEN JEANS IS
COMPATIBLE WITH THAT.
WHEN SHOULD I CRUISE BY?
IN AN HOUR.
ALL RIGHT.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
YEAH, IT'S, UH, DAVID.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
DAVID, IT'S MITCHELL.
PICK UP.
I KNOW YOU'RE SCREENING ME,
DOUCHE.
LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME
IN.
PICK UP THE PHONE!
DUDE.
HEY, DAVID, FUCKER.
[ BEEP ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
HELLO?
WHAT'S UP? IT'S MITCHELL.
ARE YOU PISSED AT ME?
NO!
A NICKEL BAG WILL DO ME.
HEY, I DON'T SELL NICKEL
BAGS.
SPREAD THE WORD.
FUCK.
JUST HEAT THEM UP.
NEW CHICKEN TENDERS --
CRISPY-BAKED, NOT FRIED.
DIG IN, KIDS.
WHOA!
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY, COUGHING ]
DON'T!
[ COUGHS ] DON'T!
OH!
[ COUGHS ] DON'T.
WHAT?
NOT HERE, NOT HERE, NOT HERE.
SPLIT IT UP.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE HE WHO ARRANGES AND
ORCHESTRATES MAKES THE DECISION.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
COME ON, I'M THE DROVE, ALL
RIGHT?
I DROVE.
I'M THE DROVE!
HE'S THE DROVE.
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE THE DROVE.
NO!
GETTING ALL RED AND
FLUSTERED, TONY.
THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR BLOOD
PRESSURE.
YEAH, BECAUSE I CALLED
EVERYONE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CAR HORN HONKING ]
[ HONKING CONTINUES ]
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS
DAVID?!
GOOD LORD.
ARE YOU DAVID?!
DAVID'S IN HIS ROOM.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE PICKED ME UP AT THE
AIRPORT, AND THEN LOOK AT HER.
I'M SERENA, BY THE WAY. LET'S...
LET'S GET HER OVER HERE.
GOT HER?
HEY, I'M TONY.
ARE YOU FROM PORTLAND STATE?
'CAUSE THERE WAS A FIERY
REDHEAD --
WHAT HAPPENED?
ARE YOU DAVID?
YEAH. WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT --
WHAT DID YOU SELL HER?
WHAT?
ANSWER MY QUESTION, YOU
ASSWIPE.
WHO ARE YOU?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE,
IT'S A BAD DRUG DEALER.
OKAY.
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PLEASE?
J-JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
LOOK AT HER!
SHE -- SHE'S --
SHE'S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT.
NO MORE QUESTIONS!
WAKE UP, BITCH!
[ MOANS ]
[ BLOWS ]
OH, HI.
JEN, YOU OKAY?
DAVID.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, DAVID.
YEAH. I'M RIGHT HERE.
DAVID WOULD NEVER SELL ME ANY
OF THAT STUFF -- NOT DAVID.
SUDDENLY OKAY.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ SITAR PLAYING ]
[ BONG BUBBLING ]
[ COUGHING ]
THAT'S SO SWEET, DAVEY.
[ COUGHS ]
SEE, I'M JUST A POT DEALER.
CONGRATULATIONS.
I DON'T SELL WHATEVER IT IS
SHE TOOK, OKAY?
WELL...
I'VE WATCHED THIS GIRL DO DRUGS
FOR 10 YEARS, AND SHE'S STILL AN
AMATEUR.
WELL, THEN MAYBE SHE JUST
NEEDS TO SLEEP IT OFF.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHO DID THIS?
I DID.
WOW.
THE WOMEN IN THE BACKGROUND ARE
SO SENSUAL.
I GOT THOSE FROM PENTHOUSE.
OH, MY GOD, AND THE ALIEN!
YOU MUST'VE HAD AN ENCOUNTER,
RIGHT?
NO.
REALLY?
YOU'VE CAPTURED THE SPIRIT SO
WONDERFULLY.
IT REALLY GOES TO THE HEART OF
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT SUCH
IMAGINATION, AND IT'S THE TRUTH.
I KNOW THIS, DAVID, BECAUSE I'VE
SEEN THEM.
I-I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE HAD
TONS OF ENCOUNTERS -- ONCE IN
SASKATCHEWAN WHEN I WAS 6, THEN
ANOTHER IN UTAH.
OH, THAT'S -- THAT'S ANOTHER
STORY.
THE THING THAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT
THIS DRAWING, DAVID, IS THAT IT
SPEAKS TO THOSE WHO HAVE AN
EXPERIENCE.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
PLEASE STOP.
I DON'T NEED YOU TO BELIEVE
ME.
YOU'RE A VERY SPECIAL GIRL,
AREN'T YOU?
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
SERENA.
UH-HUH.
SEE, TONY AND ROBERT DON'T
LIKE IT WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE IS
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
NO, APPARENTLY NOT.
AH.
I WONDER WHAT THIS USED TO BE.
OH, DISGUSTING.
OKAY. HUNGRY?
NO.
LIAR.
NO, I'M REALLY NOT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S SO WEIRD.
WE ONLY MET ABOUT 20 MINUTES
AGO, BUT I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I
KNOW YOU.
YOU'RE STARVING, DAVID.
WELL, MAYBE I AM A LITTLE
HUNGRY.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]
[ SIGHS, LAUGHING ]
WANT SOME BREAD?
YES, PLEASE.
THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD BREAD.
[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
I USED TO DO THIS WITH MY FRIEND
MARK.
DO WHAT?
WHO'S MARK?
OH, HE'S NOBODY -- JUST THIS
GUY.
LIE IN BED ALL DAY AND TALK.
I LOVE THAT.
YEAH.
MARK WHO?
[ CHUCKLES ] JEALOUS?
MARK AND I WERE FRIENDS WHO
DIDN'T FUCK.
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
OF COURSE, I USED TO DO THE SAME
THING WITH PHIL.
WE WERE FRIENDS THAT ACTUALLY
DID FUCK.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
WHICH WAS MORE FUN -- THE
FRIEND THAT YOU DID FUCK OR THE
FRIEND THAT YOU DIDN'T FUCK?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
HEY, IS DAVID THERE?
IT'S FOR YOU.
HELLO?
CAPTAIN GREEN JEANS.
YES.
WHAT'S UP?
I HOPE YOU GOT WHAT I NEED.
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO
HEADQUARTERS, OKAY?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL ME
NEXT WEEK.
YOU -- WHAT?
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
I SUCK.
YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU KNOW, I
WISH I COULD DEPEND ON YOU, MAN.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU FUCKED
ME OVER?
BYE.
[ BEEP ]
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
"DEAR SERENA AND DAVID, GOT TO
DEAL WITH SOME SHIT.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
LOVE, JEN."
UH, WELL, IF YOU WANT TO CRASH
HERE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE WELCOME
TO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PLANS
ARE, BUT...
OKAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND
THAT, BUT JUST GO AHEAD AND...
HANG ONTO IT?
OR PUT IT BACK.
OKAY.
I'LL JUST KEEP IT RIGHT HERE.
THIS WORKS.
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHS ]
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S OKAY?
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE REACHING
MORE FOR THE FANTASY ELEMENT
LIKE YOU DO IN THIS ONE.
YOU THINK?
ABSOLUTELY.
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
THESE -- THESE ARE SO
INTELLIGENT, DAVID.
YOU ARE AN ARTIST.
[ SCOFFS ]
NO ONE'S EVER SAID THAT TO ME
BEFORE.
T-THANK YOU.
WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME.
IT'S TRUE.
JUST GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS POT
THING OF YOURS.
RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
TAKING AN INTEREST IN THESE
DRAWINGS.
I-I...
ABSOLUTELY.
AND THAT'S A VERY SEXY DRESS.
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, GOSH, THANKS.
LIKE IT?
YEAH.
ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, THE
THING YOU NEED --
HOLD ON.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
JUST A SECOND.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS
ONE.
[ SIGHS ]
YEAH.
AREN'T THE WOMEN SENSUAL?
YEAH.
YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TERRIBLE.
IT'S...
IT IS NOT.
HEY.
WHY DON'T WE BOTH GO OUT AND
HAVE SOME FUN?
UH, I DON'T USUALLY GO OUT.
PEOPLE USUALLY COME HERE, BUT
THANK YOU.
REALLY?
YEAH.
WELL, I WISH YOU'D COME OUT
WITH ME.
[ CAR HORN HONKING ]
OH, THAT'S JEN. I GOT TO GO.
[ HONKING CONTINUES ]
OKAY.
SEE YOU LATER.
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU.
UH, JUST ASK FOR HER NOT TO HONK
WHEN SHE COMES HERE.
IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
OKAY, WHAT HAVE YOU WORKED
OUT WITH DAVID?
JENNIFER, I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO GO INTO THAT RIGHT NOW.
WELL, ARE YOU GUYS GOING OUT?
NO.
WHAT ABOUT JOB PROSPECTS?
WHO ARE YOU NOW?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I WANT TO STAGE AN ARTISTIC
REVOLUTION HERE.
REALLY?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF TAKING A
WAITRESSING JOB IN THE INTERIM?
YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH.
YOU DON'T CREATE ART.
YOU DON'T OWN A GALLERY.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO OWNS A
GALLERY.
I FOUND THE ART.
DAVID'S ART.
DAVID'S ART.
OH.
SO, WHO DO YOU IN THE ART
SCENE HERE?
COME ON, JEN, LET'S RUN THROUGH
SOME NAMES.
MUSHU!
[ MUSHU PANTING ]
[ MUSHU WHIMPERS ]
SERENA?
SERENA?
EASY, BOY.
[ MUSHU WHIMPERING ]
MM.
MUSHU WOKE YOU UP, DIDN'T SHE?
OKAY, HOW DID YOU GET IN
HERE?
WE KIND OF HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT.
HI. [ LAUGHS ]
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DAVID.
THIS IS MARY WEISS.
WE WERE JUST GETTING
ACQUAINTED.
HELLO.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
HERE?
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MUSIC?
MARY, I'M REALLY SORRY.
COULD YOU JUST WAIT IN THE OTHER
ROOM FOR A SECOND?
OF COURSE.
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S FINE.
DOES SHE OWN THE DOG?
THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE.
SHE OWNS A GALLERY OR LEAST
IS GOING TO.
I JUST BUMPED INTO MARY.
NOT -- NOT NOW.
NO. YES. NO, NO.
LISTEN, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU SAID YOURSELF HOW YOU NEVER
GO OUT AND HOW PEOPLE ALWAYS
COME HERE, AND SHE IS SO HOOKED
INTO THE ART SCENE, AND SHE CAN
REALLY HELP YOU GET YOUR
THINGS --
HI.
MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THIS ANOTHER
TIME?
NO, MARY, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT.
WE'LL JUST RESCHEDULE.
OH.
BYE, HON. SAY GOODBYE.
GOODBYE. BYE.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR
PROBLEM?
I-I JUST WOKE UP, OKAY?
I DON'T NEED TO DEAL WITH THAT
AS SOON AS I'VE GOTTEN --
YOU CAN'T DEAL?
YEAH.
WELL, DEAL WITH THIS,
MOTHERFUCKER!
[ LAUGHS ]
OOPS.
SORRY, THAT WAS JUST MY EVIL
TWIN.
I'LL JUST RESCHEDULE OUR MEETING
WITH MARY FOR TOMORROW.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES ]
I JUST RECEIVED A VERY KIND
GRANT FROM THE WEISS FOUNDATION.
WEISS? THAT'S YOUR LAST NAME.
MM.
IT'S A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION
RUN BY MY PARENTS.
MM.
SO, YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
MY DRAWINGS?
DAVID, I COULDN'T EVEN SLEEP
LAST NIGHT, THINKING ABOUT ALL
OF YOUR DRAWINGS.
I -- O-OH, GOD, THEY'RE SO
UNUSUAL!
[ LAUGHS ]
LIKE, OH, THAT ONE WITH THE GUY.
UH, HE'S HOLDING THE BALL, AND
THEN THE OTHER GUY'S INSIDE,
BLOWING THAT TREMENDOUS BUBBLE.
IT'S SO -- OH, WOW.
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
[ SIGHS ]
FASCISM VERSUS CHRISTIANITY.
AM I RIGHT?
IT IS ABOUT A DICHOTOMY,
YEAH.
THAT...
THAT'S...
[ LAUGHS ]
IT JUST MAKES ME SO CRAZY!
LIKE, IT JUST MAKES ME, LIKE --
I DON'T KNOW -- JUST WANT TO GET
NAKED!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M SORRY.
[ SIGHS ]
OH, GOD! OH, OH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY
NIGHT?
BECAUSE THERE IS A FANTASTIC
PARTY ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
A TOTALLY PROMINENT ART DEALER
IN PORTLAND IS GONNA BE THERE,
AND I THINK THAT'S THERE
DEFINITELY -- DAVID, THERE'S
GONNA BE SOME PEOPLE THERE THAT
YOU SHOULD MEET.
I MEAN, HOW GREAT WOULD THAT
BE, HAVING MY OWN SHOW, YOU
KNOW?
THE WORKS OF DAVID. COME ON.
DAVID, IT'S FINE IF SHE LIKES
YOUR STUFF, BUT, COME ON, SHE'S
A POSER WHO JUST WANTS TO FUCK
YOU.
WHY WOULD YOU -- I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS.
YEAH, AND SHE COULD GIVE A
SHIT ABOUT YOUR ART.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SHE
DOESN'T LIKE --
NO, NO, FORGET ABOUT IT.
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, OKAY?
I DON'T THINK I CAN STAND THIS
BULLSHIT MUCH LONGER.
A BUNCH OF FUCKING POSERS WHO
COULDN'T EVEN GET INTO A GRAD
PROGRAM.
THEY LOOK FABULOUS.
...GOING TO WASTE.
SERENA, YOU'RE GETTING WOUND
UP OVER NOTHING WITH THIS WHOLE
DAVID ART THING.
JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
I LIKED HIM BETTER AS A POT
DEALER.
YOU KNOW, SERENA...
I SEE WHAT YOU SEE IN HIM.
AS WE SEE DAVID.
HE'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE.
YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM A STAR,
RIGHT?
LOOK, NO, AND I'M -- I'M GONNA
SAY IT.
ISN'T IT BETTER IF -- IF WE KEEP
HIM FOR OURSELVES?
YES, HE'S -- HE'S -- HE'S...
HE'S DAVID. HE'S FUCKED-UP.
HE'S CONFUSED.
HE'S -- HE'S NOT THE BRIGHTEST
TWINKIE, BUT -- BUT...
HE'S -- HE'S -- HE'S OURS.
HE'S ALL OURS.
HE'S LIKE A STOCKING STUFFER.
HE'S -- HE'S NOT FULLY WRAPPED,
BUT HE'S JUST AS SWEET.
WHAT? WHAT?
YOU'RE THINKING HE'S SELFISH?
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR DAVID?
'CAUSE HE'S ON THE ROOF WITH
MARY.
THERE SHE GOES.
SHE'S ON FIRE TONIGHT.
HEY.
HEY.
HI.
UH, MARY AND I WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT ART.
HMM.
WHAT'S THAT?
BONG. MARY GAVE IT TO ME.
IT'S -- IT'S -- YEAH, IT'S
HAND-BLOWN GLASS, AND IT'S A
PIECE OF ART.
WE'VE BEEN CALLING IT BIG RED.
WOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S VERY...
YEAH, WE WERE UP ON THE ROOF,
YOU KNOW, AND WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT ART, AND, UH...
WHILE WE WERE UP THERE, THE FOG
CAME IN.
AND IT'S LIKE...
WHEN YOU SEE THE FOG AND YOU
REALLY KNOW WHEN YOU'RE IN THE
FOG, AND THEN WHEN YOU LOOK IN,
YOU CAN'T SEE THE FOG.
REMEMBER?
YEAH.
'CAUSE YOU'RE IN THE FOG.
YOU'RE STONED.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
OOH!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE,
DAVID?
I'M SICK OF YOUR STONY ART AND
YOUR STONY LIFE.
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ART.
[ CHANTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ CHANTING CONTINUES ]
[ CHANTING CONTINUES ]
[ BOTH CHANTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ CHANTING INDISTINCTLY ]
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
TOMMY.
I'M SERENA.
YOU HAVE A VERY SEXY VOICE.
YEAH? IT'S HOARSE.
I DID A LOT OF FAMILY WORK IN
GROUP TONIGHT.
MM.
SHOUTED AT THE TOP OF YOUR
LUNGS, RIGHT?
YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE,
HUH?
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, RIGHT.
HEY.
RELAX, TOMMY.
I'M A PISCES.
IT'S LIKE WHAT ALBERT SPEER
SAYS.
YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE THE DEVIL
UNTIL HE IS PUTTING HIS HAND ON
YOUR SHOULDER.
THAT'S SO FUCKING RIGHT.
SATAN WANTS ME TO GO TO
NEW YORK.
SATAN WANTS ME TO COME AND SIGN
SOME PAPERS.
BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT WE SHARE
THE SAME VISION.
MM.
IN WHOSE VISAGE HAS SATAN
APPEARED TO YOU?
IN THE VISAGE...
OF FENTON.
FENTON? OH, MY GOD.
YEAH, FENTON, THE MAN.
I SENT HIM MY TAPES, AND HE
LOVED IT.
AND I'M THINKING, AND I'M DOING,
AND I'M FEELING.
I'M ALWAYS WATCHING, YOU KNOW?
I GOT MY FUCKING EAR TO THE
GODDAMN STREET, AND I'M SAYING
TO MYSELF -- I'M THINKING JUST
RIGHT NOW AT THIS POINT, THIS
TIME, I'M SAYING, "ROCK ICON AS
DEVIL?"
IT'S OBVIOUS.
THEY THINK I'M CRAZY.
YOU -- YOU ARE CRAZY, TOMMY.
YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT NORMAL.
ACTUALLY, WHEN THEY SAY I'M
CRAZY, IT IS AS A COMPLIMENT.
"THEY"?
THEY, THEY!
THEY ARE A TELEKINETIC
HALLUCINATION.
THEY DO NOT HAVE THE POWER,
TOMMY.
YOU HAVE THE POWER.
UP UNTIL NOW, YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN
RULED BY YOUR WILL, WHICH HAS
MADE YOU AN INNOCENT FOOL TO THE
LAWS OF REOCCURRENCE.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE FAITH.
YOU ARE NO LONGER A PRISONER TO
YOUR MACHINE.
YOU ARE CONSCIOUS, CREATING YOUR
OWN DESTINY AND AT THE SAME TIME
SURRENDERING TO THE CHANCE OF
THE UNKNOWN.
YEAH, YEAH.
YOU ARE NO LONGER OPERATING
OUT OF FEAR.
YOU ARE FEARLESS.
YOU WILL GO TO NEW YORK.
WHO SENT YOU TO ME?
THE ANGELS OR THE DEVILS?
NO FEAR, TOMMY.
[ SIGHS ]
NO FEAR.
YOU AND I WILL GO TO NEW YORK
TOGETHER.
LOOK, I'VE CHECKED UP ON THIS
GUY, OKAY?
HE'S A FUCKING HEROIN ADDICT.
UNH-UNH.
JUST GOT OUT OF REHAB.
HE ALSO HANGS AROUND WITH THE
CREEPY ROCKER FENTON.
I MEAN, THEY'RE INTO DEVIL
WORSHIPPING.
YOU KNOW THAT?
W-WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF LIVES
THEY LEAD?
YOU ARE SO ANGRY.
LISTEN, I'M GIVING YOU GOOD
ADVICE, OKAY?
YOU SHOULD STAY IN PORTLAND.
OH, REALLY?
WHY SHOULD I STAY IN PORTLAND?
BECAUSE.
BECAUSE WHY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST GONNA
FALL FLAT ON YOUR ASS THERE.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP
WITH SOMEONE NEW, BLOW TOWN, AND
THEN START THE SAME PROCESS ALL
OVER AGAIN.
THERE ARE THINGS THAT I PLAN
TO DO IN NEW YORK.
NO, THERE AREN'T, NOT WITH
THAT FUCKING IDIOT.
[ SIGHS ]
I NEVER SAID TOMMY WAS
PERFECT, DAVID.
YOU KNOW, IT IS SO WEIRD.
ALL YOU PEOPLE AROUND HERE,
YOU'RE SO QUICK TO CALL SOMEONE
A LOSER, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN IT
COMES DOWN TO NURTURING SOMEONE,
REALLY BELIEVING IN SOMEONE,
THEN WHERE ARE THEY?
UH, SOME OF THEM ARE IN
PORTLAND.
[ SCOFFS ] OH, YEAH?
LIKE YOU?
YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST MOVE OUT THEN.
I AGREE.
I'M MOVING OUT ON MONDAY.
BUT THAT'S TOMORROW.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T GIVE YOU
MORE NOTICE.
YEAH, LIKE IT MATTERED.
YOU NEVER PAID RENT ANYWAYS.
I STILL WOULD'VE LIKED TO
HAVE GIVEN YOU 30 DAYS' NOTICE.
THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON I AM.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
AND THEN THE BITCH SAYS SHE'S
MOVING OUT TOMORROW.
SHE GIVES ME 24 HOURS' NOTICE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CARE,
DAVID.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE PAID RENT.
NO, THAT'S NOT THE POINT,
ROBERT.
IF SHE WAS REALLY THE KIND OF
PERSON SHE SAID SHE WAS, SHE'D
HAD GIVEN ME 30 DAYS.
SERENA'S A HANDFUL, BUT WE
ALL LOVE HER, RIGHT?
HEY, PLEASE, TONY, DON'T DO
THAT.
YOU CAN'T ROLL THOSE.
FUCK OFF.
I ROLL A GREAT JOINT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WOULD YOU GO WITH "GREAT"?
STOP GANGING UP ON ME.
BOTH OF YOU.
YOU'RE JUST PISSED OFF 'CAUSE I
DON'T BUY YOUR POT.
I GET MY POT FROM SERGIO.
WE ALL KNOW WHY YOU GET YOUR
POT FROM SERGIO.
'CAUSE IT'S POT, NOT DIRT
WEED.
GOD, IT'S LIKE A BADLY-ROLLED
BURRITO.
JUST HAVE TO TWIST IT ON THE
END A LITTLE.
I HEARD YOU HAVE A PIPE.
THAT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S NO
BIG DEAL, TONY.
YOU CAN'T ROLL JOINTS.
I CAN'T WHISTLE.
SO WHAT?
I CAN'T MAKE COFFEE EITHER.
I CAN'T TELL -- YOU WERE TELLING
ME TO DO ALL THESE -- I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING ANYMORE.
TONY, TONY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
AND HE SEEMS TO DO EVERYTHING
RIGHT.
SO I'M MR. WRONG, AND HE'S
MR. RIGHT.
THAT'S HOW -- THAT IS WHAT HE'S
SAYING.
SHUT UP.
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
EAT MY ASS?
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
IS SERENA THERE? IT'S TOMMY.
OH, HI, TOMMY.
IS SERENA THERE?
HI.
IS SERENA THERE?
NO, SHE'S NOT HERE.
I THOUGHT SHE'D BE WITH YOU.
TELL HER TO MEET ME AT THE
AIRPORT.
I CAN'T PICK HER UP.
SURE, I'LL GIVE HER THE
MESSAGE.
[ BEEP ]
All: WHAT?!
TOMMY SAYS HE CAN'T PICK HER
UP HERE.
TOMMY SAYS SHE'S GOT TO MEET HIM
OUT AT THE AIRPORT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
I KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING.
MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T GIVE THE
MESSAGE TO SERENA.
MAYBE SERENA SHOULDN'T GO TO
NEW YORK.
WAIT, NO, T-THAT'S NOT WHAT I
WAS THINKING AT ALL.
TOMMY DOES NOT BELONG WITH
SERENA.
WE BOTH KNOW THAT.
LET HER GO.
WELL, LISTEN --
EVERYTHING WAS SO COOL BEFORE
SHE GOT HERE.
YEAH, I SERIOUSLY WASN'T
THINKING THAT, BUT, YOU KNOW, I
THINK I'M SPEAKING OBJECTIVELY
HERE WHEN I SAY THAT I THINK
IT'S A BAD IDEA FOR HER TO GO TO
NEW YORK, YEAH.
DEAR, SERENA, THE PHONE RANG,
AND IT WAS TOMMY.
HE WANTS YOU...
HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?
HE WANTS YOU TO GO TO NEW YORK
WITH HIM, BUT HE WON'T DRIVE YOU
TO THE AIRPORT BECAUSE HE'S A
BASTARD.
I WON'T DRIVE YOU TO THE AIRPORT
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
DAVID."
OH, HEY.
GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANKS.
CAN I HELP YOU WITH THOSE?
NO.
WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF
COFFEE?
WHAT'S WITH THE HOST BIT?
I'M LEAVING IN TWO MINUTES.
OKAY.
IF YOU NEED ME, I'M GONNA BE IN
MY ROOM.
GREAT.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
HEY.
IS DAVID THERE?
HELLO.
HEY, DAVID. CAN I COME OVER?
YEAH, LET'S DO IT TOMORROW.
YOU DON'T HAVE IT?
NO, I DO HAVE IT.
I'M JUST BUSY RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
BYE.
[ BEEP ]
YOU'RE NOT BUSY.
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK, YOU KNOW HE'S NOT COMING,
RIGHT?
YOU ARE SO FUCKING NEGATIVE.
HE HASN'T EVEN CALLED YOU.
NEGATIVE.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT AT LEAST
HE WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU A CALL TO
LET YOU KNOW?
NEGATIVE, NEGATIVE, NEGATIVE.
WHATEVER.
HE'S NOT COMING, IS HE?
NO, HE ISN'T.
HE CALLED EARLIER, DIDN'T HE?
HE LEFT ME A MESSAGE, RIGHT?
YES, HE DID.
SERENA, I'M VERY SORRY, SERENA,
AND IF YOU WANT TO GET MAD,
THAT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN GET MAD.
AND IF YOU WANT TO FREAK OUT,
THEN YOU CAN FREAK OUT.
I-I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO
LEAVE.
I TRUSTED YOU!
NO, NO, THAT'S MY 6th-GRADE
BIRTHDAY PRESENT!
I HATE YOU! FUCK YOU!
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
OH, FUCK YOU!
STUPID, LAZY STONER!
I HATE YOU!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
[ SIRENS WAILING ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
[ COUGHS ]
OKAY, THEY DID NOT FIND A
BODY, SO SERENA'S ALIVE.
SHE'S ALIVE?
AND FOR SURE BECAUSE A
NEIGHBOR SAW HER TAKE OFF DOWN
THE STREET.
SHE BOOKED?!
WE CAN'T LET HIM DRIVE AFTER
THIS.
YEAH.
I'LL PULL THE CAR AROUND,
GUYS.
YEAH, GO GET THE CAR.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING THIS.
THERE'S POLICE EVERYWHERE.
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
[ PATS LEG ]
HEY, HOW ABOUT WE GO GET A
DRINK?
NO, HE NEEDS TO EAT
SOMETHING.
YOU'RE GONNA EAT A BURGER.
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YOU WANT A BLOW JOB?
ROBERT GIVES GREAT HEAD.
I DO.
THANKS, GUYS, BUT I THINK I'M
JUST GONNA GET OUT, ACTUALLY,
ALL RIGHT?
DAVID.
HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL
RIGHT.
STOP -- JUST STOP THE CAR,
PLEASE, OKAY?
YEAH, REALLY, STOP.
NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU
OUT OF OUR SIGHTS.
I'M OKAY, REALLY. I'M OKAY.
I JUST --
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I THINK I'D JUST LIKE TO WALK
IT OFF.
OKAY, WE'LL TAKE A WALK -- GO
TO THE PARK AND TAKE A WALK.
I THINK I'D LIKE TO DO IT
ALONE.
I'M GONNA LET YOU GUYS...
NO, YOU'RE GONNA STAY WITH
US.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
IF HE WANTS TO STAY WITH US,
HE'LL STAY WITH US.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY WITH US.
YOU GO WALKING.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE WALKING,
WALK --
YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY WITH
US.
WALK BACK TO OUR HOUSE.
THINK ABOUT IT LATER.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
WE HAVE THAT PURPLE ROOM.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING.
HE'S OKAY.
HE'S NOT OKAY.
WELL, YOU WERE A LITTLE
PUSHY.
HIS WHOLE PLACE --
AND HE SHOULD BE WITH US
RIGHT NOW, AND YOU WERE --
I'M PUSHY?
NO, YOU WERE A LITTLE PUSHY
TO HIM.
YOU WERE A LITTLE INSENSITIVE.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE
CONTROL.
HE IS IN A STATE OF SHOCK.
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT TAKING
CONTROL, TONY.
YOU'RE STAYING WITH US.
YES, HE'S IN A STATE OF
SHOCK.
HIS HOUSE WAS JUST BURNED DOWN.
YOU NEED TO EAT A BURGER.
WELL, FINE.
YOU NEED TO STAY WITH US.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PUSHY
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE IS
SENSITIVE BECAUSE HIS HOUSE WAS
JUST BURNED DOWN.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU.
I'M NOT ARGUING THIS WITH
YOU RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH
YOU EVER.
HMM?
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW?
HMM?
TRYING TO PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
EYES.
THINK I'M JUST SOME BONGO
PLAYER, HUH?
NO.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY
ABOUT, HMM?
YES.
SERENA.
I KNEW IT.
OH.
LOOK AT THIS.
MM, WHAT TIME IS IT?
LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT?
LOOK AT IT.
MM?
HUH?
WHAT?
LOOK.
WHAT IS IT?
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE MY
DRIVER'S LICENSE, TOMMY.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
WAKING ME UP FOR THE -- WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
YOU WERE BORN IN JUNE.
SHUT --
YOU'RE A FUCKING GEMINI.
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
GODDAMN IT.
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A
PISCES.
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
SOME EVIL TWIN COMING ALONG,
CASTING ME IN SOME MORALITY
PLAY.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!
YOU ARE -- WHAT ARE YOU --
JUNE BABY, JUNE BABY!
GIVE ME A BREAK!
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE INSANE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEED TO BE IN AN ASYLUM
SOMEWHERE.
EVERYONE'S MAKING ME CRAZY.
FREAK.
EVERYONE IS MAKING ME CRAZY.
EVERYONE IS A LIAR.
YEAH, OKAY, TOMMY, THAT'S
RIGHT.
I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.
YEAH, UH, YOU'RE RIGHT, AND
EVERYONE'S WRONG.
I TELL THE TRUTH!
I WAS BORN IN MARCH!
I DON'T LIE ABOUT THAT SHIT!
TOMMY?
WAIT A MINUTE.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I THINK THERE'S SOMEBODY BY THE
DOOR.
YOU'RE PATHETIC.
WHAT IS THIS?
I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE?
SHIT.
WILL YOU JUST CHECK IT,
PLEASE?
YEAH, FINE!
I'LL CHECK IT, OKAY?!
SEE, NO ONE OUT THERE!
YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU THE
TRUTH, TOMMY?
I AM A SPY.
I WAS ACTUALLY SENT BY FENTON TO
STEAL YOUR BRILLIANT LYRICS.
I KNEW IT.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH, FUCK.
[ WHIMPERING ]
STOP WHIMPERING, TOMMY.
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU WHEN
YOU'RE WHIMPERING.
[ WHIMPERING CONTINUES ]
[ GASPS ]
[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
[ HISSING ]
NO!
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
SERENA?
UH...
I'M BOBBY.
REMEMBER ME?
BOBBY?
UH, CBGB, LAST SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
OH.
I SAW YOUR BOYFRIEND PLAYING.
[ SCOFFS ]
YEAH, MY BOYFRIEND.
[ CHUCKLING ]
TROUBLE ON THE HOME FRONT?
UH...
UH, YOU KNOW, UH, YOU COULD, UH
[CHUCKLES] YOU COULD CRASH AT MY
PLACE IF YOU WANT.
WE'RE GONNA GO IN, WE'RE
GONNA BE REALLY COOL, AND WE'RE
GONNA SAY THAT WE'RE DOING MY
LAUNDRY, GOT IT?
BUT WE SHOULD ALSO SAY THAT
WE GOT TO GO SHOP FOR DETERGENT,
RIGHT, AND S-- AND SOFTENER AND
THAT WE'RE GONNA BE GONE FOR A
LONG TIME.
WE GOT TO GET $4 IN QUARTERS,
RIGHT, AND WE'RE GONNA BE --
IT'S GONNA TAKE WHO KNOWS HOW
LONG?
ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY, BOBBY,
IT'S BEST IF YOU SAY NOTHING,
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
I'M DOING MY LAUNDRY, AND
BOBBY'S HELPING ME, SO FUCK OFF.
BRO --
DON'T YOU SAY A FUCKING WORD,
OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
SHUT UP, TOMMY.
NO, YOU SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING
GEMINI!
YOU FUCKING FREAK, SHUT UP!
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
SHUT UP, YOU FREAKING FISH
FACE!
YOU SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION THE
$50 YOU OWE ME.
HERE'S $10!
HERE'S $20!
YOU WANT TO GO FOR $30?!
FUCK YOU!
QUIT IT!
OH, FUCK, MAN.
AW!
FUCK!
FUCKING DEMON!
[ GRUNTS ]
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
UH, ALMOST THERE.
OH.
[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
[ WAILING CONTINUES, CAR HORNS
HONKING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HERE WE ARE.
WHERE ARE WE?
MY HOME!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
YOU, UH, SLEEP ON THE BED.
UH-HUH.
YOU'RE ON MY BED.
YEAH, WELL, I-I SLEEP ON THE
BED, TOO.
OH. OH, I SEE.
SO BOTH BOBBY AND SERENA SLEEP
ON THE BED.
I DON'T SLEEP WITH STRANGERS.
OH, OH, YOU DON'T?
YOU, UH, YOU SLEPT WITH THAT
FUCKING WEIRDO, TOMMY, RIGHT?
RIGHT? NOBODY STRANGER THAN HIM.
WHY DON'T YOU AT LEAST ACT LIKE
I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR.
HUH?
THANK YOU.
[ WATER RUNNING ]
[ THUDDING ]
BOBBY?
[ SNIFFS ]
BOBBY, ARE YOU AWAKE?
YEAH.
[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
GOOD.
DON'T GO TO SLEEP BEFORE ME, OR
ELSE I'LL GET SCARED, OKAY?
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED
OF, I PROMISE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
HEY, THIS IS TONY AND ROBERT.
LEAVE A MASSAGE!
[ BEEP ]
ROBERT, TONY -- SERENA.
UH, THINGS ARE AMAZING.
I'M IN NEW YORK.
SO, UH, YEAH, I'M JUST CALLING
TO SEE WHAT, UH, EVERYONE'S UP
TO.
UM, HEY, LISTEN, I THINK I LEFT
SOME SHIT AT DAVID'S PLACE, SO
IF HE FEELS LIKE IT, YOU KNOW --
I KEEP TRYING TO CALL HIM, BUT
THE LINE'S DOWN.
IT MUST BE FUCKED UP OR
SOMETHING.
[ BEEP ]
[ SHOUTS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
HELLO?
HEY, MARY. IT'S DAVID.
[ GASPS ] D-DAVID?
YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW
IF I COULD COME OVER?
I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE.
OKAY. GOOD.
YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
MY FRIEND ADEL'S WHOLE HOUSE
BRUNT DOWN ONE NIGHT.
IT WAS FROM AN ELECTRIC PLUG.
[ Laughing ] IT WAS AWFUL.
WE HAD TO FIND ALL HER STUFF.
ALL HER PICTURES WERE LOST.
OH, BOY.
YEAH.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
WHERE ARE WE?
HERE, HOLD THESE, PLEASE.
[ COW MOOS ]
IT'S A VIBRANTLY -- IT'S A
VIBRANTLY PRIME TIME FOR
PICKING.
[ GUNSHOTS ]
HEY, WHAT -- WHAT WAS THAT?
JUST RELAX.
THEY'RE JUST PHEASANT HUNTERS.
COME ON, SOFTLY.
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO MY MUSHROOM FIELD.
NOW, WE'RE GONNA SPLIT
EVERYTHING WE FIND 50/50, RIGHT
DOWN THE MIDDLE.
FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS
WEEPERS, BABY.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ MUMBLING ]
OKAY, YOU HAVE TO GO VERY SLOW,
VERY PATIENT.
LET THE MUSHROOMS FIND YOU.
[ COW MOOS ]
THAT COW IS KIND OF STARING
AT ME BACK HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT COW IS HIGHER THAN YOU'LL
EVER BE.
COUPLE RIGHT HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHING ]
SORRY.
THAT'S OKAY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
OH, THAT'S NOT REALLY...
I'M FINE.
[ COW SNORTING ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
HEY. YOU'VE REACHED JEN.
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.
[ BEEP ]
[ BEEP ]
JEN, IT'S SERENA.
I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
OKAY, BYE.
[ BEEP ]
JEN, COME ON. WHERE ARE YOU?
I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU NOW.
TOMMY IS ON TOUR, AND I AM BORED
SHITLESS.
THE LOFT IS INCREDIBLE.
YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE IT.
GUESS WHAT?
THERE'S THIS INCREDIBLE PARTY
THAT FENTON IS HAVING
ON SATURDAY.
IT'LL BE THE BEST PARTY YOU'VE
EVER BEEN TO.
THERE ARE ALL THESE CUTE GUYS
THERE -- TONS OF CUTE GUYS --
AND I'VE GOT TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO THEM.
THIS IS SERENA AGAIN.
WHERE ARE YOU?
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
HELLO?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU.
SERENA?
JENNIFER, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU HAVE TO COME OUT --
OKAY? -- IMMEDIATELY, THIS VERY
SECOND -- OR I WILL SIMPLY GO
INSANE, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY. WHEN'S THE PARTY?
SATURDAY.
SO, MEET ME AT THIS PLACE --
MECCA -- IN THE VILLAGE -- AT,
LIKE, 3:00, OKAY?
BE THERE. BYE.
WHERE?
[ CLICK ]
SERENA?
[ Dial tone ]
[ BEEP ]
[ SCOFFS ]
SHE SOUNDED CHEERFUL, BUT I
THINK SHE'S FULL OF SHIT.
MAYBE SHE NEEDS YOU.
IT'S A CRY FOR HELP.
COULD WE PLEASE STOP TALKING
ABOUT THAT CARROT CROTCH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
HI.
OH, DAVID, YOUR, UM, MAIL'S
ON THE FRIDGE.
THANKS, TONY.
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
YEAH.
THAT'S MORE THAN YOU DESERVE,
ACTUALLY.
TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME TO ROBERT.
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT'S -- WHAT'S WRONG
WITH...
HANDYMAN?
SERENA CALLED.
SHE'S BACK?
SHE'S IN NEW YORK.
HOW IS SHE?
SHE SAYS SHE'S GREAT.
SHE'S MOVED INTO TOMMY'S LOFT,
AND SHE'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH
FENTON.
THAT'S...GREAT.
GOD, YEAH.
GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
THAT'S NICE.
SHE'S INVITED ME TO
FENTON'S...PARTY...
IN NEW YORK, AND, UH, I WAS
THINKING YOU MIGHT WANT TO JOIN
ME.
I HOPE YOU'RE KIDDING.
SHE SAID --
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT
RIGHT NOW.
DAVID!
JENNIFER, FORGET ABOUT IT.
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN FOR A
COUPLE OF DAYS ON A BUSINESS
TRIP, SO, UH...
YOU KNOW THAT SERENA CALLED
BECAUSE SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
YEAH, SERENA DOESN'T GET IN
TROUBLE.
SHE MAKES IT.
ROBERT, THANKS.
AND IF YOU KEEP THE ROOM OPEN,
I'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK WITH
GIFTS.
DID YOU MEET MY FRIENDS?
NO. NO.
THEY WERE ASLEEP WHEN I WENT IN
THERE.
TONY, AU REVOIR.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK.
MM.
BON VOYAGE, BITCH.
BYE.
SERENA NEEDS US.
SORRY.
I GOT TO GO ON THIS BUSINESS
TRIP.
COME TO NEW YORK WITH ME.
I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE.
I'LL PAY.
NO, I CAN'T. SORRY.
[ HORN BLARING ]
GOODBYE.
[ BLARING STOPS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
HE'S GOING TO MARY'S, ISN'T
HE?
WHO CARES?
[ BLARING RESUMES ]
DAVID!
I'M RIGHT HERE.
[ Chuckling ] OKAY. SORRY.
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
IT'S CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
THIS ISN'T JUST A CAMPING
TRIP, ALL RIGHT?
OH, I KNOW THAT.
NO, I DON'T THINK YOU
UNDERSTAND.
DEVLIN'S BEEN GROWING THIS POT
FOR YEARS AND IF WE GO UP THERE
WITH ALL THIS EDDIE BAUER SHIT,
IT'S GONNA MAKE HIM PARANOID.
GET...
IN...THE CAR.
OKAY. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
YOU GET OUT OF HERE!
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A THIEF!
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HERE!
I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FRUIT!
GO! GO! GO!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
SERENA?!
JENNIFER!
SERENA!
OH, MY GOD! JENNIFER!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
OH, GOD.
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
And what are you doing with
that guy...
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED.
I TRIED TO BUY SOME FRUIT, AND
THAT GUY INSULTED ME AND CALLED
ME A THIEF.
DO YOU WANT SEE A WORK OF
ART?
ALWAYS.
THESE HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO
BLIND THE EYES.
A MONTH'S RENT, BUT WELL WORTH
IT FOR FENTON'S PARTY.
OH...
CAN I BORROW YOUR BLACK SHOES
FOR TONIGHT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
HOW COULD YOU NOT BE RESPONSIVE
TO THESE SHOES?
DO YOU HATE THEM?
UM, YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT DAVID YET.
WHAT'S HE UP TO?
DAVID?
[ SIGHS ]
DOES HE THINK I SET THE FIRE?
I DON'T THINK...
DOES HE THINK I SET THE FIRE?
I THINK HE DOES.
IS HE SEEING MARY?
SERENA, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
FUCK HIM AND GET IT OUT OF YOUR
SYSTEM WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I WON'T DO IT.
THEN DON'T. KEEP WALKING.
DAVID, CAN YOU SHOW A LITTLE
BIT OF SYMPATHY?
THERE'S JUST NOTHING TO BE
DONE ABOUT IT.
[ SIGHS ]
I WON'T.
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE, ALL RIGHT?
LIKE WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.
YOU SAID YOU HAD A BROTHER.
WHAT ABO--
OW.
THIS GUY GREG --
AND WHAT ABOUT HIM?
WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT HIM?
JESUS.
DAVID, DO YOU ANYBODY THAT CAN
TALK ON AND ON FOR DAYS?
YES.
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE
THEM?
'CAUSE THEY'RE IN NEW YORK.
FUCK IT.
I'M GONNA DO IT.
FINE.
I'M GOING TO SHIT IN THE
WOODS.
IT'S CALLED CAMPING.
FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE.
[ GRUNTING ]
Oh, God.
OH, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
SORRY.
DAVID.
DEVLIN.
CODE WORD.
UH, DADDY GREEN JEANS.
DADDY GREEN JEANS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO!
♪ IT WAS A BIG DAY ON
JESUS RANCH ♪
♪ JESUS RANCH
♪ HE WAS HARVESTING A BIG
TOMATO ♪
♪ IT WAS IN THE SAND
♪ ALL RIGHT
♪ I'M TAKING A WALK
IN THE WOODS ♪
♪ IT'S NICE OUTSIDE
♪ SMELLS OF SHIT
♪ LIGGAGUIE
♪ LIG-A-GIG-A-GIG-A-GUIE-GO
♪ I COME UPON A SILVER STRIPED
MUSHROOM AND A ♪
♪ FLY-LA-LA-LA-LY-LA-LY
♪ AND A FLY-FLY
♪ IT WAS A BIG DAY ON
JESUS RANCH ♪
♪ JESUS RANCH
♪ JESUS
♪ I FELL IN LOVE WITH A BAKED
POTATO ♪
♪ THAT'S WHEN I STARTED
TO DANCE ♪
♪ YEAH
♪ IN FRANCE
♪ I'M TAKING A WALK
IN THE WOODS ♪
♪ AND IT'S NICE OUTSIDE
♪ SMELLS OF SHIT
♪ LIG-A-GIG-A-GIG-A-GUIE-GO
♪ I COME UPON A SILVER STRIPED
MUSHROOM AND A ♪
♪ FLY-LA-LA-LA-LY-LA-LY
♪ AND A FLY-FLY
♪ FLY-LA-LA-LA-LY-LA-LY
♪ AND A FLY
♪ I'M GONE
[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
[ SIGHS ]
I'D LIKE TO, UH, WELCOME MY
BROTHERS AND SISTERS FROM
PORTLAND.
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST OF
THESE HITS OF ACID.
[ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
[ HUMMING ]
[ VOCALIZING ]
[ SOUR NOTE PLAYS ]
[ MUSIC, VOCALIZING STOP ]
♪ IT WAS A BIG, OLD
DA-A-A-A-Y ♪
♪ IT WAS A BIG, OLD DAY
HI.
THAT WAS FUN.
REALLY?
MM.
MM.
YOUR MUSIC REALLY MOVES ME.
OH, WOW.
YEAH.
[ LAUGHING ]
WOW.
HEY, WHERE'S DAVID?
OH, HE JUST TOOK OFF
SOMEWHERE.
OH.
BORE.
WE'LL WAIT FOR HIM.
NO, WE WILL NOT.
We will go.
We will go now.
HE'LL CATCH UP.
LET US HIKE!
DEVLIN!
MARY!
[ INDISTINCT SINGING
IN DISTANCE ]
All: ♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ DOW!
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ DOW!
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ DOW!
♪ GIG-GA-GE
♪ GIG-GA-GOO-GOO-GOO
♪ GIG-GA-GOO-GOO-GE-GOO-GOO
♪ GIG-GA-GOO-GOO-GE-GOO-GOO
♪ GIG-GA-GOO-GOO-GE
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
♪ RUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM
DAVY.
[ Echoing ] DAVY.
MOM.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.
I KNOW.
WHAT -- W-WHAT'S WITH YOUR
DRESS?
WELL, YOU'RE TRIPPING, AND I
JUST COULDN'T RESIST.
[ GIGGLES ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WELL, YOU'RE BEEN DEAD FOR 12
YEARS.
I KNOW THAT.
AND...
WELL...
[ SIGHS ]
I WAS AFRAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN,
WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT...
WORD UP.
[ CHUCKLES ]
GREAT.
I'LL SET IT UP.
I FIGURED YOU MIGHT BE
HUNGRY.
WHAT'D YOU BRING?
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU
WANTED, SO I FIXED EVERYTHING.
DID YOU BRING TUNA FISH?
YOU NEVER LIKED TUNA FISH.
HERE. TRY THIS.
THIS USED TO BE YOUR FAVORITE.
OH, OH.
AND I BROUGHT LEMONADE.
NO COKE?
ARE YOU STILL DRINKING THAT?
GO -- GO LOOK FOR SOME CUPS AND
PLATES.
OKAY.
EW. FILTHY.
YUCK.
[ SIGHS ]
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
MOM, YOU ARE CHEATING.
JUST A SECOND.
NO.
YOU CALLED ME LAST TIME, AND YOU
WERE INCORRECT.
THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD LOSE A
TURN.
I JUST WANT TO LOOK IT UP.
IT'S NO USE.
I'M TELLING YOU, "ZEN" --
IS A PROPER NOUN. SEE?
DAMN IT!
OH, YES.
NOW I REMEMBER WHY WE STOPPED
PLAYING WORD UP.
YOU AND YOUR TANTRUMS.
I'M SORRY.
YOU USED TO BE SO PASSIONATE
ABOUT WORD UP.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE
PASSIONATE ABOUT NOW?
HUH?
GOT TO GO.
YOU'RE LEAVING?
YEAH, I'M AFRAID SO.
PLEASE DON'T.
PLEASE.
DAVID, YOU ONLY TOOK ONE HIT
OF ACID.
THAT ONLY JUSTIFIES SO MUCH
HALLUCINOGENIC ACTIVITY.
PLEASE DON'T GO. NO.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
I GOT TO GO.
BUT, MOM -- MOM...
MOM...
I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
I'M HERE NOW.
I'LL BE BACK.
[ SMOOCHES ]
W-WHEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
NOW, HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT
OF THIS PLACE?
I'M OKAY.
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
DO I HAVE LIPSTICK ON MY
TEETH?
GOD, I HOPE TOMMY'S NOT GONNA
BE HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID TOMMY WAS
ON TOUR.
WHAT?!
WHAT -- I NEVER SAID THAT.
THIS PARTY'S GONNA FUCKING SUCK.
[ ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS ]
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
MAY I HAVE ANOTHER, PLEASE?
ME TOO.
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?
♪ I SPEAK THE TRUTH
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
DO YOU SEE FENTON?
NO.
IT'S A NICE PLACE.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
CHRIST, IS ANYBODY ON THE
MENU?
CHECK IT OUT.
BLOND MANE AT 1:00.
OH, YEAH.
I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM.
DON'T LEAVE. SERIOUS.
OKAY.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
HI.
HEY.
HOW YOU DOING?
OKAY.
GO AHEAD.
TAKE IT.
[ TRAFFIC NOISES IN DISTANCE ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY
PARTY?
HI.
CAN I GET A SHOT OF VODKA,
PLEASE?
OHH.
YOU COLD?
I'M GETTING COLD.
LET'S GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS, OKAY?
WE CAN GO TO MY OFFICE.
OH, YEAH?
OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD.
WOW.
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE?
YOU LIKE IT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH. I DO.
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
MM.
[ Chuckling ] NO.
NOT FOR ME.
I -- NOT TONIGHT.
IT'S JUST COKE.
MM.
COME ON.
IT'LL PICK YOU UP A BIT.
REALLY?
UH-HUH.
OKAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ SNIFFS ]
[ CHUCKLING ]
HI. REMEMBER ME?
[ SIGHS ]
GOD.
LOOK AT THE SKY TONIGHT.
PEOPLE USED TO HAVE SKIES LIKE
THIS EVERY NIGHT, LIKE, A
THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
I WONDER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE A
THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
HMM.
IT WAS PROBABLY LIKE BEING IN
HIGH SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Laughing ] DAVID!
I'M TRYING TO COMMUNICATE
SOMETHING HERE.
WELL, YOU'RE TRYING TO
COMMUNICATE SOMETHING, BUT
YOU FAILED, DAVID.
AND YOU FAILED 'CAUSE YOU'RE
CONFUSED.
YOU'RE CONFUSED 'CAUSE YOU'RE
LOST.
BUT, SEE, YOU'RE LOST...
'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU
ARE!
[ LAUGHS ]
RIGHT?
SO WE ARE GONNA LEAVE YOU TO
WORK IT OUT...EL COMPADRE.
W-WAIT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW, DAVID.
COME ON.
[ GRUNTS ]
YEAH.
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
OKAY.
♪ HUH
♪ HA
♪ HA HA
[ POP DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
IN DISTANCE ]
NO! STOP!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ COUGHING ]
GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
NO!
HOLD STILL! GET DOWN THERE!
STOP!
DON'T!
SHUT UP!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
♪ THE RAPPIN', THE MUSIC
♪ A NEW HEARTBEAT
♪ SO FEEL THE HEARTBEAT
♪ SO FEEL THE HEARTBEAT
[ SINGS INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ GOT A NEW HEARTBEAT
♪ HUH
[ LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
GET ME OUT OF THIS EUROTRASH
CONVENTION.
FENTON ISN'T EVEN HERE, AND I
HAVE ALL THESE TAN, OILY MEN
HITTING ON ME.
I VOTE WE LEAVE.
ABSOLUTELY.
WHAT THE -- WHAT'S WRONG?
OH, THIS PARTY IS WHAT'S
WRONG.
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
NO.
DID HE DO SOMETHING?
JENNIFER!
I GOT SICK.
I THREW UP, OKAY?
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I'M FINE.
JUST DROP IT.
I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM
SOMEWHERE.
WAIT TILL WE GET BACK
TO THE HOTEL.
I HAVE TO PEE NOW OR MY
BLADDER'S GONNA BURST.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BATHROOM IN
HERE SOMEWHERE.
COME ON.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
THIS IS SPOOKIER THAN THE
STREET.
I'M WAITING OUTSIDE.
OKAY.
PEOPLE SLEEP...
W-WHEN THEY'RE REALLY DEPRESSED.
DO YOU HAVE A -- A DREAM...
THAT YOU'D LIKE ME TO INTERPRET?
SORRY. I DON'T SLEEP.
NOT DREAM, ANYWAY.
COME ON. WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
COME ON.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
NEW YORK?
I THINK I SHOULD VISIT HERE MORE
OFTEN.
MAYBE YOU CAN MOVE HERE.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
ABOUT PORTLAND.
ACTUALLY...
I WAS THINKING ABOUT RETURNING
WITH YOU TODAY.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT ALL YOUR
STUFF?
I'LL HAVE IT SENT.
MAYBE I'LL JUST VISIT PORTLAND.
BUT?
I REALLY MISSED YOU, JEN.
DID YOU REALLY?
YEAH. I REALLY DID.
OH, IT'S GREAT, BECAUSE I
MISSED YOU, TOO.
I MISSED YOU A LOT.
OH!
SO, IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU
LEND ME THE MONEY FOR THE PLANE
TICKET?
[ SIGHS ]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
WHAT?
EVERY TIME WE HAVE A MOMENT,
YOU FUCK IT UP.
FINE.
DON'T PAY FOR THE PLANE TICKET.
JUST FORGET EVERYTHING I
SAID.
YOU EITHER BE MY FRIEND OR
DON'T BE MY FRIEND, JENNIFER!
OKAY, I'LL PAY FOR THE
GODDAMN TICKET!
YOU KNOW, JEN, YOU WANT TO
SETTLE ACCOUNTS?
WE'LL SETTLE ACCOUNTS, BUT I
THINK I HAVE BEEN A DAMN GOOD
FRIEND TO YOU.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU AND ME.
IT ISN'T?
NO.
I MEAN, FOR ONCE, WOULD YOU JUST
CUT THE CRAP?!
ALL THIS ALIEN SHIT.
OH, YOU DID NOT GROW UP IN
SASKATCHEWAN.
YOU DO NOT KNOW.
ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT HOW
YOU'RE GONNA SETTLE DOWN AND
MARRY A ROCK STAR AND FENTON IN
THE LOFT...
WHAT?!
IT'S JUST CRAP.
AND NO ONE'S BUYING IT, SO JUST
QUIT IT.
TAXI!
YOU TREAT LIFE LIKE A SCAM.
IT IS SO NICE, JENNIFER, TO
FINALLY HEAR THIS WITHIN
EARSHOT.
YOU DON'T TREAT PEOPLE LIKE
PEOPLE.
NO, WE ALL HAVE TO BE
MANIPULATED BY YOU.
SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY
THINK OF ME.
GOSH, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO KICK
A PERSON WHEN THEY'RE DOWN,
DON'T YOU?
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU'RE A
BAD PERSON.
YOU JUST LET ALL THIS OTHER CRAP
GET IN THE WAY, LIKE CHASING
AFTER LOSERS, ALL BECAUSE OF
YOUR TREMENDOUS INSECURITY.
OH, NOW I'M BEING
PSYCHOANALYZED.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I
OBSERVE.
OF COURSE.
THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
NOTHING.
ALL YOU EVER DO IS OBSERVE.
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ON THE
SIDELINES.
I DO STUFF.
I DO PLENTY OF STUFF.
OH, COME ON, JEN.
WHAT SINGLE, CONSTRUCTIVE THING
HAVE YOU DONE IN THE LAST, LET'S
SAY, SIX MONTHS?
I PARTICIPATED IN THE
NIELSEN'S RATING SURVEY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, FUCK OFF!
YOU ARE SO NEGATIVE.
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE A BAD
PERSON.
OF COURSE I AM. I'M RICH.
SORRY.
OKAY. HERE WE ARE.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING...
HOW FAR TO PORTLAND?
♪ THREE MORE HOURS
[ LAUGHING ]
GOD!
DAVID, I HAD SO MUCH FUN!
I CAN'T EVEN THANK YOU ENOUGH
FOR INTRODUCING ME TO DEVLIN.
GOD, HE IS SUCH A GREAT GUY.
YOU KNOW?
LIKE, REALLY -- HE IS VERY
IN SYNC.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
SING THIS WITH ME.
I'LL START THE FIRST TIME, THEN
YOU COME IN, OKAY?
OKAY. OKAY.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA--
I'LL POINT TO YOU.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
NOW.
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ RING-DA-DA-DING-DING
♪ DOW!
HELP YOURSELF TO WHATEVER YOU
WANT FROM THE FRIDGE.
IS IT, UH, RICK OR...
RICHARD OR...
I PREFER DICK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS
PACKAGE?
WHEREVER YOU WANT.
I-I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS
STUFF INSIDE.
OKAY.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
CALL ME LATER.
OKAY?
[ GRUNTS ]
HEY, DAVID.
WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
WELCOME HOME.
COME BY TO WATCH SOME PORN WITH
ROBBIE?
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S CALLED "LE PACKAGE."
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE
A LOOK AT WHAT I BROUGHT BACK?
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT MAY INTEREST EVERYBODY...
[ GASPS ]
...A WHOLE LOT.
[ SHRIEKS ]
DAVID, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
THIS IS -- I MIGHT HAVE SEEN A
PHOTOGRAPH LIKE THIS IN
"HIGH TIMES."
A PICTURE -- THIS IS MONUMENTAL.
WELL [CHUCKLES] I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT, BUT --
DAVID, YOU ARE MY SAVIOR.
TONY --
GET DOWN WITH ME AND HELP ME.
TONY, BABY...
LOOK AT ALL THIS POT!
[ DIALING ]
[ Ringing ]
WHAT?
TONY?
THAT WOULD BE ME.
IT'S SERENA.
IS DAVID THERE?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE DAVID IS.
WELL, WHERE DID HE GO?
I DON'T KNOW -- OKAY? --
BECAUSE I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER,
RED, AND NEITHER ARE YOU.
AND THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.
OH, REALLY?
WELL, FUCK YOU.
SHIT.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
[ BEEP ]
OH, NOT WITH ME.
[ Ringing ]
HEY, YOU'VE REACHED JEN.
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.
[ BEEP ]
PICK UP THE PHONE, YOU LITTLE
FIVE-HEADED, RED-HEADED,
FUCKING BITCH!
'CAUSE YOU DON'T HANG UP ON ME,
OKAY?!
YOU DON'T CALL ME AND HANG UP ON
ME, 'CAUSE THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS
LIKE.
HI!
[ BEEP ]
[ TELEPHONE CLATTERS ]
[ Dial tone ]
[ BEEP ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ DOOR UNLOCKING ]
MMM!
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ GIGGLES ]
COME ON.
OH, DAVID...
GUESS WHO JUST STOPPED SMOKING?
WHO?
YOUR HOUSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY ]
HEY, YOU'RE COMING TO THE
PARTY TONIGHT, RIGHT?
MM.
WHAT PARTY?
YOU MEAN WE DIDN'T TELL -- WE
DIDN'T TELL YOU?
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT.
THE '80s PARTY.
WE RENTED OUT THE ADAMS.
AND IT HAS A WHOLE '80s
THEME.
YEAH, WE INVITED -- WE
ADVERTISED IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO THE PARTY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED.
YOU'RE THROWING IT TOGETHER?
YOU GUYS?
OH, YEAH.
IT'S TOTALLY ILLEGAL...
THAT'S NICE.
...UNDERGROUND.
YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PARTY.
IT'LL BE GREAT.
YOU CAN WEAR THAT REALLY UGLY
SHIRT YOU ALWAYS WEAR.
AND YOU'LL BE '80s.
ALL MY STUFF BURNED DOWN IN
THE BIG, FUNNY FIRE.
YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THE PARTY.
YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PARTY.
YOU NEED -- YOU NEED TO GET
OUT.
YOU NEED TO GO TO A PARTY.
IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU.
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD PARTY.
WE HAVE SCORPION BOWLS.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA GO.
WELL, WE THROW GOOD PARTIES.
AAH!
YOU OKAY?
WHAT'S WRONG?
[ SIGHS ]
SERENA'S BACK.
[ SIGHS ]
OF COURSE SHE IS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OF COURSE
SHE IS"?
WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THIS TO
ME YESTERDAY?
YOU DIDN'T ASK.
WELL, WAS SHE HERE THIS
MORNING?
SHE SPENT THE NIGHT.
DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT LAST
NIGHT?
[ Sighing ] OH, MY, MY, MY.
WHAT A STICKY LITTLE WEB WE
CRAWLED INTO.
OKAY, TONY, JUST ANSWER MY
QUESTION, OKAY?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH
YOUR -- ALL YOUR BULLSHIT.
ARE YOU COMING TO THE PARTY?
[ SIGHS ]
JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STASH, OKAY,
BITCH?
THE DAY YOU PAY RENT, BITCH.
OHH.
[ SIGHS ]
GO GET THE POT, HUH?
CAN YOU CLEAN THIS UP?
YEAH.
GET BIG RED, ALL RIGHT?
TOTALLY '80s, BITCHES!
[ DEVO'S "JERKIN' BACK 'N'
FORTH" PLAYS ]
HEY.
HOW DOES MY ASS LOOK WHEN I DO
THE ROBOT DANCE?
SO GOOD.
TIGHT?
SO TIGHT.
HI.
I'M A ROBOT...
[ LAUGHS ]
...WITH A TIGHT ASS.
I'M A ROBOT.
WITH A TIGHT ASS, I'M A ROBOT.
GET THAT TIGHT ASS.
I'M A ROBOT.
HELLO.
OH -- AH-AH-AH-AH-AH.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE '80s?
I LOVE THE '80s.
I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU.
LET'S DANCE, THEN.
I'M A ROBOT...
NO, NOT YOU.
...WITH A TIGHT ASS.
YOU DON'T LIKE MY ROBOT DANCE,
DO YOU?
AAH!
♪ YOU SAID THAT THINGS WERE
GETTING BETTER ♪
♪ YOU SAID I SHOULD EXPECT ALL
THIS ♪
♪ YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY
♪ BUT WHAT I SAY IS TRUE
♪ THE REASON THAT I LIVE LIKE
THIS ♪
♪ IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
HEY.
HI.
WHAT'S UP?
THANKS FOR COMING.
WHAT HAPPENED, YOU COULDN'T FIND
HER?
NO, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HER?
NO, NO.
SHE FED ME SOME STORY ABOUT
GOING BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO TO
REDISCOVER MULTIMEDIA.
NO, NO.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, DAVID -- ONE
THING IS FOR SURE.
THAT LITTLE FIRE-CROTCH DIDN'T
LEAVE A FORWARDING ADDRESS, DID
SHE?
UH-HUH.
DAVID, LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
FORGET HER, BUT YOU WILL LOVE
AGAIN, DAVID.
LISTEN, YOU WILL.
YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER LITTLE -- LITTLE
MS. PAC-MAN.
I'M SERIOUS.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FIGURE OUT
WHO REALLY LOVES YOU?
IT'S NOT HER.
DAVID, COME ON.
GROUP HUG.
NO, I'M NOT GONNA --
GROUP HUG.
GROUP HUG.
I GOT TO GO.
GROUP HUG.
GOOD LUCK, DAVID.
THANKS FOR COMING.
♪ YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY
[ CLATTERING ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
♪ BUT WHAT I SAY IS TRUE
[ PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ THE REASON THAT I LIVE LIKE
THIS ♪
♪ IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
ROBERT!
I WANT A TEQUILA.
[ PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
TONY!
PARTY'S OVER, TONY.
UP HERE.
MOVE YOUR ASS.
MOVE, MOVE!
DON'T TOUCH MY ASS!
GET THE BOTTLE OF TEQUILA!
♪ YOU GOT ME
♪ I KNOW YOU KNOW
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
HEY!
HEY.
UMM...DID -- DID YOU GET MY
LETTER?
I SENT YOU A LETTER.
DID YOU REALLY WRITE ME A
LETTER?
[ CHUCKLES ]
HAVE YOU COME BACK TO STAY?
MM...I DON'T KNOW.
PORTLAND IS SO SMALL.
IT JUST MAKES ME REALLY NERVOUS.
I KNOW I'LL BE SUCKED RIGHT BACK
INTO EVERYTHING HERE.
[ SCOFFS ]
LIFE IS JUST TOO EASY.
PEOPLE ARE -- PEOPLE AREN'T
BOTHERED ENOUGH.
THERE'S NO TENSION.
YOU MAKE ME TENSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IS THAT WHY YOU FUCKED
JENNIFER?
THAT...JUST PRESENTED ITSELF,
AND --
GOSH, MARY MUST BE...REALLY
UPSET ABOUT THAT.
YEAH.
THEY'RE BOTH OVER.
I'M OVER THE PLACE AND I'M OVER
THESE PEOPLE AND...I'VE HAD IT
WITH THIS SCENE.
AND...
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, IT'S A BIG ROCK.
IT'S NICE YOU'RE CRAWLING OUT
FROM UNDER IT.
YEAH.
THE, UH, FIRE HELPED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU KNOW?
IT'S, UH --
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE FIRE.
I MEAN, I KNOW IT WASN'T YOUR
FAULT.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
THAT'S OKAY.
I --
IT WAS SO STRANGE.
I SAW IT BURNING, AND I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
I ALMOST -- I ENJOYED
WATCHING IT BURN.
I DON'T --
[ SIGHS ]
I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE
FIRE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
IT REALLY -- YOU KNOW?
[ HIGH-PITCHED WARBLING ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING ]
OH, MY GOD.
HOLY SHIT.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S THE ALPHA CENTAURIANS.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
NO, DAVID, IT'S YOUR FIRST ALIEN
ENCOUNTER!
SHH.
[ LAUGHS ]
♪ I WANT TO SINK TO THE
BOTTOM WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WANT TO SINK TO THE BOTTOM
WITH YOU ♪
♪ THE OCEAN IS BIG AND BLUE
HEY!
YOU!
♪ CARS ON THE HIGHWAY, PLANES
IN THE AIR ♪
♪ EVERYONE ELSE IS GOING
SOMEWHERE ♪
♪ BUT I'M GOING NOWHERE, GETTING
THERE SOON ♪
FUCK IT.
♪ I WANT TO SINK TO THE
BOTTOM WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WANT TO SINK TO THE BOTTOM
WITH YOU ♪
♪ THE OCEAN IS BIG AND BLUE
♪ I JUST WANT TO SINK TO THE
BOTTOM WITH YOU ♪
♪ AND I JUST WANT TO
[ GUITAR SOLO ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
DAVID, IT'S DR. DOOM.
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED, CAPISCE?
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
DAVID, IT'S LISA.
UMM, I JUST WONDERED IF YOU HAD
ANY GREEN PAINT.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
SO, HI.
UMM, THIS IS CHICKY, AGAIN, AND
I WAS HOPING TO GET SOME --
SOME WEED...KILLER.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HOW'S IT GOING?
CALLING TO SEE IF YOU'RE STILL
HOLDING THE CURRENT STUFF.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
RING US BACK WHEN YOU GET THIS,
YEAH?
CHEERS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
HI, DAVID.
UM, I LEFT MY "LIPSTICK" AT
YOUR HOUSE.
I WAS HOPING TO COME AND PICK
IT UP.
BYE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
I'M GOING SKIING AT HOOD
THIS WEEKEND, AND I COULD
REALLY STAND TO BORROW THOSE
GOGGLES FROM YOU AGAIN -- THE
ONES WITH THE HALF-INCH LENS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
WELL, EVERY TIME I CALL YOUR
HOUSE, YOU'RE NOT THERE.
I KNOW SOMEBODY.
HIS NAME'S DAVID.
HE'S GOING TO HELP ME WITH THE
MEDICAL CONDITION THAT I HAVE.
EVERY TIME I CALL YOU, AND WHAT
DO I HEAR?
"OH, DING, THIS IS DAVID.
I NO HOME.
LEAVE A MESSAGE."
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE A
MESSAGE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
DAVID.
IT'S ELMO.
HEY, MAN, I AM IN NEED OF YOUR
LOVE.
CALL ME.
BYE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
HEY, CAPTAIN.
WHAT'S UP?
YOU AROUND?
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO?
ALL RIGHT, UH...CHECK IT OUT.
I'M...THINKING ABOUT TAKING OUT
AN AD IN YOUR PUBLICATION, A
QUARTER-PAGE AD.
WANT TO KNOW YOUR RATES.
RIGHT ON.
CALL ME BACK.
BYE-BYE.
[ RECEIVER CLICKS ]
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE A
MESSAGE.
I WANT TO PICK SOMETHING UP TO,
UH, MAKE, UH, MY STEW BETTER.
SO, YOU CALL ME, DAVID.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
HEY, MAN.
IT'S TODD.
WAS GONNA MAKE A LITTLE SALAD
TONIGHT, AND, UH, WELL, I RAN
OUT OF LETTUCE.
I WAS GONNA GO TO THE
SUPERMARKET TO BUY SOME THINGS,
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BUY THEM
THERE IF YOU ALREADY HAD THEM.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I'M LOOKING FOR THOSE GREEN
SHOES THAT I LEFT AT YOUR
HOUSE.
UMM, SIZE EIGHT.
I WAS WONDERING WHEN I COULD
COME OVER, YOU KNOW, AND WE
COULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE, MM,
POTLUCK DINNERS.
UHH, WE'RE WORRYING OVER
HERE.
GIVE US A CALL BACK WHENEVER
YOU GET THIS MESSAGE.
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE KIND
STUFF.
HEY, I'M CALLING ABOUT THOSE
CONCERT T-SHIRTS -- UM, IF YOU
CONTACTED THE PRINTER AND THE
INK'S DRY.
UM, YOU COULD GET BACK TO ME
RIGHT AWAY.
I'M REALLY DESPERATE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
DAVE, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
WE HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR,
LIKE...
[ SCOFFS ]
45 MINUTES.
MY ASS IS FUCKING FREEZING.
WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
IT'S SERGIO.
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
IT'S KIND OF COLD OUT AND I'M
TOTALLY DRY AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD HOOK ME UP WITH
UM, SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
IT DOESN'T -- DOESN'T REALLY
MATTER THE QUALITY.
IT'S MORE ABOUT QUANTITY THIS
TIME.
THIS IS LIONEL.
I LOOK FOR, HOW DO YOU CALL?
UH, THE, UH, YOU KNOW, THE
ROOM -- THE MAKING...
[ IVY'S "I'VE GOT A FEELING"
PLAYS ]
♪ I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE
WORLD PASS BY ALL AROUND ME ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN LETTING THE DAYS GO
BY TILL YOU FOUND ME ♪