Boh ngau (1983) - full transcript

Ah Biao stars as an acrobatic country hick who must flee out of town after injuring a wealthy socialite during an innocent competition. While exploring the area, he runs into a soccer team who discovers his talents.

Can you do this?

You can do it, I can do it.

Anything you can do I can manage it?

A bunch of lazy buns

Shit

Don't trespass!

Consider yourself lucky

- Tong
- Uncle

It's late. Go to bed

Must finish it before tomorrow

No, tomorrow there Celebrations of
barefoot God Birthday, No time



Hurt yourself?

Sorry to have got you into this

I don't mind

Come on, get up!

Out of my way

Master

Who's that kid?

Tong, the cripple's nephew

I must win, and win well

That can be arranged

No!

Stupid fool

You can't lose

Today's out saint's birthday



So we stage a game to celebrate

All participants

must come unarmed

They must climb up here with bands tied

Then across the bridge

And win the ball with their feet

Prizes are roast pig and some cash

On your marks

Ready!

Wait for me!

Tie your hands

Glasses are not allowed

Dumb fatso!

Don't worry! I'm supporting you

You again?

What's the matter?

I've made it!

I'll pay you more

Got no time for you

I've got it!

Are you alright?

Are you okay?

Murder! Grab him!

Take these money and run

Go there

if you need help

I'm staying

Why? They're after your blood

What is it?

Where's your nephew?

Haven't seen him all day

Are you sure?

Look around

Where could he be?

It was a nasty blow for master

- No one, Sir
- What are you talking about?

We'll wait for him

Guard the doors

Tse Wong Terrace

Big brother

This is a matter of life and death

We must beat the Indians

If we lose...

We'll lose our livelihood

No more shoes to shine

No more cars to wash!

Take him off!

Where's your stamina?

Big brother

What's so funny?

How could you missed an open goal?

Where's your fighting spirit?

Otherwise, we wouldn't have lost

You must keep moving on the field

Send more crosses over

Why just standing around?

Pass it to me!

Try the sliding tackle

A goalie must not afraid of injury

Terrific!

Blood! I smell trouble

Don't let him go

Stop him

Wait!

Wait!

Look for him

Wine, glorious wine

Welcome, King of the football maestro

Welcome! Welcome!

Stop pushing!

Who is he?

Do you know our idol?

Ladies and gentlemen

We are very honoured today

For the presence of King,

our football maestro

To officiate the opening of this stadium

A big hand for King

He has done well with football

Want to buy a lottery ticket

This is the chance of lifetime!

Luck has never been on my side

But I'll give it another try

I've also finished for the day

Give me one of those

Want to buy a lottery ticket?

The last one?

You're dishonest!

Go away if you don't want to buy

Take me for a fool

Here comes the fool

I'm no fool!

Mister...

Gannon Sun, 26 Tse Wong Terrace...

That's my old address

Pickpocket!

Where?

You slashed my wallet

Go to hell

- Give me back my money
- No

I'll make you do it!

I rather die

What is it? Stop

You are disturbing the peace

But he slashed my wallet

- Do you know who I am?
- Who are you?

I'm a cop!

Come with me

What about my money?

It'll] be used as exhibit in court

They're from the some gang!

Give me back my money

What happened?

Who threw it at me?

I'm sorry

Here you are

Hurt yourself?

Making a fool out of me?

Run

Stop

Hurry

Wait! Don't go

Run for it

Where are we going?

To my home

But I've never met you before

You've got all my lottery tickers

Is this yours as well?

Yes

Cannon' Sun

That's right

He's my ded

What a coincidence! Where's he?

He's going...

Gone abroad?

He's gone two years ago

My mother went before him

They're both dead

I'm sorry about it

It doesn't matter

Move over!

Don't block the way

How come we're here?

Go to hell!

You?

Brother, you...

He's your brother?

I didn't mean it

It's okay, why did you run away?

I want you to join our team

I don't know how to play football

But you're got a powerful snot

We'll be invincible if you join us

I...

I know a good player when I see one

Your head

We can't afford to lose

What about me?

Play up front, of course

You mean I'm a forward?

Stop him!

Tong

Chase it

Pass it to me!

Tong

Turn back!

Why can't be stand straight?

I told you!

Stop him!

Shoot!

This is unbelievable!

Well done

You really can't play football?

Go to hell!

Dame it

What do you want?

Go to hell!

Over there

Tong, go get the ball!

Don't stand around like a penguin

But I'm a forward

Him again!

Let's go!

Goal! Goal!

Goal! Goal!

This goal has been disallowed

You're biased!

Want a fight? You've got one!

Are you alright?

I'm fine

We're in big trouble now

Just have a little tolerance

Beat him up!

Go to hell!

Run!

Can you make it?

I can't!

A real foot brawl

Give it to me

Where are your buddies?

They're the first run

I'll share this with you

Why hang around those bums all day?

Find yourself a job

Just ignore her

No, I want a job

Try your luck with a football club

Right

Leave me alone

The first time you chased me out of town

The second time I was beaten up

The next time...

I may even lose my life

But if we sign on with a club

We'll have a chance to become famous

Then what?

Then we'll be rich

We may even have our own cars

We will have nothing to worry about

How can we be famous?

Ask him

Good!...

Right,

just like Pele

Thank you

Thumb down?

You've not got Pele's footwork

Taking the mickey out of me?

Think you can make it?

You can tell by my look that I've failed

Next, Lee Tong!

I'm not going

Lee Tong!

He's calling you

If you can't make it...

Go try your luck

- No
- Let's go

Lee Tong?

Yes

Perform the same routine

Wait

Have I see him somewhere before

Remember me?

So he's a friend

Let me tell you something

He's the best player around

He makes all decisions for the club

I can't lower myself to beat him up

This is his club

Thumb up?

I knew you're a natural born player

You're in

I bet he has pulled some strings

- Okay
- Have we met...?

Forget the past, think about the future

What future?

You're now a member of the Lung Wah Club

He's here! The maestro's here

Ah Keung?

Lee Tong, the Player of the Century

Is he really a natural born player?

I wasn't too bad. May be that's fate

Take your chance

You'll make it if you work hard

Don't let me down

Let's begin today's training with...

Boss!

I'm taking this session myself

You're in luck today

I'll turn you into men of steel

A player must be tough

Lee Tong!

Yes

I'll show you how to play

The boss likes good young players

Tackle me!

Don't close in when you tackle

Remember it! It's important

Okay

Let's reverse our roles

This is a foul

So you must think of a better way

Get up

The referee won't notice things like these

These are deliberate fouls

Don't use them

What's his best position?

He sure can take some sticks

- Put him on the ground staff.
- You're getting very smart.

This is too tough.

Give it up

I disagree.

Success won't come easy

You must have hurt yourself doing acrobatics

See, here is a wound

This is not too bad

I'm sorry, Tong

Fanny, cone here

Let's go and see Tong thrain

But let's leave him now to rest

One day,

I'll be as good as you

I've found a job

Everybody treats me well

I hope you like the walking stick

Stand closer!

Don't be afraid of the ball

That's right!

Give me the ball

Yes

Use your hands!

Not your feet!

Throw it to me, ball boy...

Yes

Ball boy...

Ball boy...

Let's call it a day

Right, dismiss

Give me those

Boss, let's have some tea

Where did he go?

Boss

What did you try to do to me?

You're out, forever!

But boss... I beg you

I've got a scrap goat

What are you staring at?

Want a fight?

You're staring at me, too

Want to see who has got a tougher leg?

Chicken!

Put it out!

Coward!

Isn't it good?

Give me a towel!

Don't be late tomorrow!

We're almost there

Tong will be a star real soon

Are you kidding?

I can even offer you membership

Don't believe you

Here we are!

Come on!

We're not allowed in

Let's try the main entrance

This is a big ground

Tong!

He's in there

Tong, over there!

Tong, we're here!

How are you

You are improved

How long have you been here?

I hired you as a ball boy

So go do your job!

He's a ball boy

He doesn't even have a jersey

I thought he was a superstar

It's all a lie!

Let's go

Tackle him, closer!

Take a shower! Get changed

I've avenged you

A very pretty little girl, boss

That's what you said the last time

But this one is Danish

She just arrived in Hong Kong

She's fantastic

I'm sure you will enjoy her

you'll come back for more

She sounds delicious

I must carry on and learn

That's right

I must improve my stamina

Here you are!

Look at this

Left and right, here!

Left and right, here!

The god shows me the way

Wonderful!

That's nothing

Who are you trying to fool?

Gi

Left and right

Left and right

Nice

That's excellent

I'll show you more

Watch out!

Give me a kiss

No

It's a misunderstanding

No wonder you're still wearing a hat!

I back Lung Wah to win

Yes, me too...

Even money for lung wah to win

I can't see lung wah lose

Check carefully. No mistakes

Thanks

Fifty cents for Seng Sun to win

Save it for an ice cream

I'll put everything on Lung Wah

All in Lung Wah

Give me the boss call

Hello

Lung Wah's favorites to win

Don't worry. Accept all bets

Yes, boss

why didn't you wait for us?

You eat first

Have a drink, King

OK

By me a watch tomorrow,

- OK?
- Sure!

It's a promise!

Go away

Good

$50,000 as usual?

Is that all?

I'll make it $70,000

What did you say?

With the high cost of living...

Ok, $100,000

I'll make it look real

Is this OK?

Just put it here

Let's drink to us

We'll make a good team

I want to make the ball boy a reserve

But he can't play

That's what I like about him

I've brought you Lulu and Mimi

They're the most beautiful girl here

Lee Tong...

I'm sorry, coach

You're in luck, boy

In luck?

That's me

King seems to like you

I've made it!

You're crazy

Coach

- What are you doing?
- I've made it!

I've done it

You're lovely

They're beautiful

You like them?

They're yours

What about you?

I've got another pair

He treat them like his concubines

You are lucky, he gave you the sneakers

Try them on, you'll need them

How much money's in the pool?

It's huge, and the money's on Lung Wah to win

Let's go!

Don't buy it

shut up!

Lung Wah's not a certainty

Can't you say something better?

I'll place the bet for you

Bastard! Don't cutting into the line

$20 on Lung Wah to win

He's pretty smart

It's done

Fine

Twenty cent please

Sure, it's worth it

Thanks

- Wish your business ever success
- Thank you!

I'll place you bet for you

Lung Wah to win

Where's Lee Tong?

He's on the substitutes bench

Be careful, boss

How do you rate Seng Sun's chances

We're on a big bonus to win

My boss wants to be famous

I'll be rich if we win

That goes without saying

That's all

It's not even time yet!

King beats one of the Hsin Sang defenders

And another, with a beautiful dribble

He's now being surrounded by three players

Another ten yards

And they cannot dispossess King

He's now into Hsin Sang's twenty five

A great pass to the left winger

Over there

A long cross to the side of the field

Now the ball's back in the centre

Cross it!

A good pass can put king clear

King is clear with only the goalie to beat

He's now in the penalty area
He collides with a defender

The defender looks badly hurt

But king seems alright

No, he's gone down again

and looks in pain

Oh, my god, what a tragedy

I wonder now the referee will decide

Lee Tong, you go on

It looks like king will be substituted
He will be replaced by number ten

- Ah Tong!
- Tong!

The substitute looks nervous

Why sent him on?

His name's Lee Tong, a newcomer to the side

It's a strange decision to send him on

I'm sorry

It's alright now and play resumes

Go on your own

Lee just received the ball from his goalie

He sure has some nice touches

Pass it over!

But he is going the wrong way

He passes the ball to Chan Ming

A reverse pass from Chan to him

The pass was too long but Lee still gets it

He slips two defenders

Now he passes the ball back to Chan

And Chan passes it back to him

Pass it back

The goalie calls for the ball

It's a goal!

What a poor back pass

Hsin Sang take the lead

What are you trying to do?

Lung Wah pay for fielding...

- ...an inexperience player
- We've lost the match!

Let's go!

The champions are now one goal down

- Take it easy!
- Keep your voice down!

They are on the attack again

And Lee Tong's still there

Pass it over!

Seems he is a core member

He dribbles past two men

Not this time

He has now run 30 yards with the ball

I'm not going to pass it to anyone
And he still wouldn't pass the ball

He's playing a one-man game

He has dribbled past many players

That's a wonderful dummy

And over-head kick,

it's a goal

One all

Boss

He sure has nice footwork

And he scores

It was an accident

Lung Wah improved with the goal

They're applying pressure on Hsin Sang's defense

The ball's with Lee Tong again

He leaves two men behind with his speed

He's racing towards Hsin Sang's goal

- He evades a very dangerous tackle
- Over there!

I'm queuing to collect my winning

He's show directly in front of goal

Two defenders go up to tackle him

Great, he beat them both

They just can't rob him of his ball

The defenders collide and fall

Within shooting distant, it's a goal

Lung Wah lead two one thanks to Lee Tong

We've won!

What's the matter with you?

You've spoiled everything!

Beat him up

I wouldn't have sent you on if we want to win

Boss

So you were trying to fix the match

Take care of him

Don't go

Son of the bitch

I promise I'll break your legs

Good to see you here

Our boss wants to see you

Sure, I've got nothing to hide

This way please

Calm down! Take a rest

Drive on

Let's talk here

We like your style

Want to join our team?

No!

I rather go home and be a farmer

Give up football?

We want to make you the new maestro

Say that again

We want you to be a superstar

Well..

No more match-fixing, okay?

We never fix matches

Stamina is important in this game

I was once a superstar

Know why I want to take up coaching?

It's because I do not have stamina

So you must work hard on your stamina

In order to crack a tight defence

We must use our wingers more!

The full backs should also attack

Lee Tong makes his debut with Hsin Sang

Now he teams up with young Suen

They display some superb understanding

Two defenders are now after him

Lee is now in Lung Wah's penalty area

A delicate chip to Suen

Suen's shot is blooked

And Lee scores from the rebound

A superb goal for Hsin Sang

Hsin Sang's opponents today have never been beaten

Now Lee robs his opponent

A great shot from twenty yards, three nil

Hsin Sang look the champions

Congratulations

I didn't do too badly, did 17?

You did well to find them

What is that?

Make yourselves at home

Look

Not bad

Right

You can stay here if you want

Great

I've made it

Come and enjoy life with me

A left foot shot, another goal

A cross from Suen, shot and what a goal

A beautiful header from Lee and a wonderful goal!

A bicycle kick and another goal

Seng Sun are odds on favourite to win

I'll back Seng Sun

$15 on Seng Sun

$20 on Seng Sun

Hold on

Come on, lads

Keep it on

Just hold on a little longer!

Beat him up

Hold on

Won!

Bear! Bear!

Here's the money

It's been paid for by that gentlemen

Just look at the size of Wong!

He's really quite useless

He's here with a mission

What does he want?

I don't know

Come over here

Do as I say, okay?

What is it?

I want you team to lose tomorrow

You mean...

I little bit more, maybe

You've heard him, more

Not nearly enough, more

- I said more
- More...

This is our first time

Well, it's up to you

A little more

Come on! More

It's not enough, more

Come on, hurry up! More!

You don't need to hesitate

Just keep them coming

Don't ask if you can't take it

I didn't realize want he was doing

What shall we do?

Who do you think we are? The Maestro?

Tong, are you alright?

I'm fine

Fatso wants us to fix the match

I told you.

Get changed and go

Who does he think we are?

The maestro?

Let's try to score as many as possible

Let's play in a 4-3-3 format!

Fall back!

Blood!

Go!

What happened?

We looked like fools

You must've got the wrong people

It's possible

Go to hell!

Lee scored six goals already

And his teamwork with Suen is excellent

Another chance and Lee scores again!

Eight nil

What a performance

and what a team

Coach

Here you are, boss

Have a seat, boss

Cool it!

He's just a ball boy

Why compare yourself with him?

We'll get even with him later on

This was reserved for a press conference

The press?

I guarantee this will work

Wait!

No! no!

Yes! Yes!

It was a terrific match!

Any plan for your next game?

Well

That's a team secret

Right

Sit over there!

Let's take a picture of you two

Good

A little closer please

They're just two country bumpkins

How can they host a press conference?

Maestro!

Seng Sun will take you on soon

What are you tactics?

Do you think they can beat us?

I doubt if you can make the finals

More about our plans later

We'll get him later!

But where?

Ah Tong...

Take it easy

Come again soon

Will you follow me please?

This way

Have a seat

Take good care of our guests

I thought King virtually lives here

Don't worry. He'll be here

He's over there! Let's live it up

Do you have any favourite?

We want to spend some money here

Should good

Let me

Who's that?

- It's Lee Tong.
- He's lovely

They've won another match today

A ball boy in a ball room

He's staring at us

Don't be afraid! Keep calm

Have a smoke! Live it up

Cheers!

Looking good

He's showing off!

Cheers!

Look at King's ring! It's great!

It's big, isn't it?
Give it to me as present

You're out of your mind

What time is it?

It is wonderful!

Pretty, isn't it?

It's made of sapphire

- Take a look, Beautiful
- Take it!

You are putting me on!

I like it very much

- Can you give me one?
- Can you give me one?

Lee Tong has one bigger than yours

He's losing his temper

Calm down! Cool it!

Tong

We mustn't let him steal the show

Show him what you can do

Okay

He's great!

What catches your eyes

I've never seen Tango like this

Shut up!

Go to hell!

He can even do it kneeling down

Go to hell!

She dropped her skirt

Stop dropped her skirt

Stop it, I beg you

Just who do you think you are?

I've always been a better player

Better in match-fixing

Stop it now! call a truce

Resume your duel on football field

Have the guts to take me on?

I admit defeat if you win or draw

But I want your leg if you lose

It's a deal

Start practicing with this now

Let's go

Lee Tong wins even if it's a draw

Confident of winning?

I think I can do it

Where are you going?

I'll go seek advice from my friends

- Be careful
- Don't worry about me

Who is it?

When did you arrive?

It's been such a long time

Have I changed?

These are what I've got for hard work

And this one...

It was presented to me by the governor

What are you doing?

Get away

Uncle!

Come home with me at once

Do you think you've done well?

I was once a proud footballer

I refused to fix a match

Thank you

So when I went home one night

What are you trying to do?

I became a Cripple since

Tong, everybody's here

We've to mark King out of the game

Don't be afraid to tackle

We've discovered their weakness

We'll attack down the left flank

Count me out of tomorrow's geme

But why?

Are you scared?

Remember now King treated you?

Remember how King fixed a match

We must get rid of people like King!

I don't have you as a friend

Play!

Who are you?

You must play no matter what happened

This is a private match arranged by King

They're using their legs as wager

Let's do our best

We can have a side bet, right

This is going to be a real match!

How about $1.000 for one goal?

Sure,

but don't forget this match is not fixed

Substitutes are not allowed in this match

And no audience is allowed in

I am only exception

The game is on

Lee passes to Suen

Suen does well to keep the ball in play

It's a foul

but the referee plays the advantage

The ball is still with Lee

The rebound is high and Lee will shoot!

It hits the woodwork

And the goalie throws himself at the ball

Lee was just one step too late

Lung Wah's on the attack now

Go!

King and Lee, what a pair

King is now marked by two men

And king will try anything he knows

King's in possession now

Mark him tight!

And he passes the ball to the right wing

Pay attention to his right foot

And the winger passes it back to him

King dribbled past Lee

near the goal line

And he scores with a banana snot

King's really good

Well?

Clam down!

What do you think?

Want to carry on?

Boss!

Lung Wah lead by one goal

Lee's having a private duel with King

Tang entangled him, look strong

Fight each other

It's a throw in

I know your tricks

Suen gains possession in the penalty area

And he passes the ball's back with Suen

He evaded three men

and passes the ball to Lee

A couple of great dummies from Lee

Down the goal line

and a great cross

It hits a defender and falls for Suen

He chips it forward and Lee scores with a header

Good job!

They've pulled one back!

Hsin Sang on the attack now

It's a foul!

The goalie saves well from Lee

Suen tries to score from the rebound

And King knocks it on to the crossbar

And king saves the day again

Be alert

Now King's having a go at the goalie

Block the referee!

The match is turning into a fight

the match is turning into a fight

King and Lee are having a go at each other

And the referee booked Lee

What's going on?

I'll sent you off if you do it again

Referee!

Suen is not happy about it

Have you seen this before

It's a free kick for lung Wah

And the referee blows the whistle for halftime

And the referee blows the whistle for halftime

Lung Wah launch attack after attack

But they're stopped by Hsin Sang

Lee dribbled past several players

He forgets about teamwork now

It's a private duel between Lee and king

It's a private duel between Lee and king

King dashes into the penalty area

Take care of him

But he was dispossessed by Suen

Suen starts a counter-attack

And he was fouled from behind

Heavy fall on the ground

Sorry, I didn't mean it

A free kick Hsin Sang and
another name in the book

Stand closer

Take a few steps backward

Let me try it

Suen and Lee are having a conference

They put one of their own men in the wall

Lee moves away from the ball

Suen shoots and hit the player in the face

Suen shoots and hit the player in the face

It looks like he has lost a tooth

Here come Hsin Sang again

Suen kicked Chan Ming

The two are having a tussle

But the referee waves play on

Play on...

Are you alright?

Don't worry about me, watch king

King has taken control of the game

King has taken control of the game

Come on! Hurry!

He is ready to send over a cross

King scores with a brilliant first time shot

Two one. We're leading

Now Suen retaliate

Now Suen retaliate

He has three players on him

He plays a one two with Lee

And Suen collides with the goalie

But the referee waves play on

Lung Wah are on the arrack again

Play on! Don't stop!

King has a great chance to score again

King has a great chance to score again

He rounded the goalie

And he makes it three one

The referee has gone over to Suen

Are you okay?

It looks like he is badly hurt

Take him off!

The referee has summoned for a stretcher

One man short and time is running out

Yes

There's still a chance

Light a cigarette

Let's see what Lee can do without Suen

He dribbled past a few players

Pass it over

But he does not have Suen to meet his pass

The ball is robbed and Lung Wah attack

Where's our teamwork?

There are only a few minutes to go

Lung Wan are leading by three one

Fall back!

Hsin Sang are still trying to draw level

Or reduce the deficit

What? Go away!

And the ball is now back with the goalie

Lung Wah are using time-wasting tactics

Lee is now on his own

Take it easy!

He has no one to help him

More time-wasting tactics from Lung Wah

And they're passing the ball back
and forth between them

He's leg is mine

Are you spitting again

I'm sorry

Again?

No, it's raining!

Every Hsin Sang players are in Lung Wah's half

But there's nothing they can do

The sky has just opened up

The situation is bad for skilful players

They just have to try their luck

The ground has become very slippery

It's muddy, too

Lee have a go with a shot

But is was saved by the goalie

But the goalie dropped the ball

It's in Hsin Sang's possession but...

King slipped and Lee robbed him

It's turning into a teal farce

But time is running out on Hsin Sang

Here's another chance for them

Shoot!

But Lee slipped just when he was about to shot

He has even lost one of his boots

Time is running out

Lee is now bare footed

But he plays on!

He dribbled past two defenders

And another one!

He has king a front of him now

His shot hits the goalie

An overhead kick. It's a goal

We've pulled another one back!

We've pulled one back

Cool it

They're now only one goal behind

Lee can surely play without boots

Come on! Go for it!

Can they draw level?

Everybody is falling about on the pitch

Only Lee can stand firm

Lee is attacking on the right

A great shot from the edge of the area

But it was blocked by a defender

King take off his boots but he can hardly walk

Lee's now in the penalty area

He shoot against a defender and the goalie saves

Lee tries again but no luck

It looks like Hsin Sang will lose this match

The referee has been knocked off his feet

Lee is charging towards goal

But king robs him of the ball

Lee shoots

and the goalie saves

Lee shoots again!

But king saves on the goal line

This time your leg's mine

Catch it!

He passes the ball back to the goalie

But the ball bounces over the goalie's head

And it gets stuck in the water

It is not a goal

The ball is loose

Both Lee and king are racing towards it

King beats Lee but it's an own goal

The final score is three all

You'll soon vanish from the scene

Break both his legs

We did it at the very last moment

Thanks to king who scored for us

You're in luck today

Right!

King deserved to be punished

Left or right?

Both!

Like him?

Can you spare a dime please?

Just like him

"I do get tired, wanting to throw in the towel"

"It's tought! But there is no choice”

"Tired to the marrow, I must keep on going"

"It's I myself who goads me on the thorny path”

"I challenge myself to new heights,”

"whatever the battleground"