Blood Money (1974) - full transcript

During a hold-up in the Wild West, Dakota kills a rich old Chinese man, Wang. Later, he is captured, sentenced, and is about to be hanged - but he never profited from Wang's death- only finding the photographs of his four widows and a fortune cookie. Meanwhile, Lo comes to America in search of his uncle's fortune after his family is held hostage. He frees Dakota from the Hangman, since he's the only one who can help find Wang's fortune. Now, the difficult part will really start... the Treasure hunt. First they need to locate the four clues, a tattoo on each of Wang's widow's butts, then uncover the fortune while being hunted by a religious fanatic/ ex-confederate soldier who is on to their game.

A CARLO PONTI Production

"The Brute The Colt And Karate"
(Blood Money)

lingerie malicious little town south of
San Francisco

hey there where are you thinking of God
just happens to me that yeah

richest little town south of San
Francisco like another idea stranger you

ain't going nowhere I'll pay in your
face I got another idea

there you go

you

who is it if if I oh I know it is late

huh
stay like that

I want to see if tato come out good and
has it yeah



did it hurt you no hardly at all
you know I'd suffer anything for you Oh

way

morty little father Oh No thank you
I must say I'd like some after all that

hair doing what's written on my dear
mrs. girlfriend

it must be most mysterious if if I
cannot see it

oh it is

when why don't you stay the nights long
night is long life is shot good night

Oh

I heard about the others
you made the same tattoo on their

backside - and I'm jealous that I'm
gonna speak with mouth not with hot

you

ah mr. Wang something very strange going
under the bed

what that way my safe is hey that's a
payback what's going on

where you going but I am mr. Wang I just
see where you are



what are you doing that's a professional
secret

why what is this these pictures in a
cookie hey welcome to Monterrey the hang

in town this is gonna cost you your neck

and what have you done with Wang's
fortune you what foot if you ever had

one because it's hidden somewhere else
you better ask his heirs

one ho Kyung Hwang hoe Kia his spirits
of your ancestors pass you we are proud

to accept you among us as a new teacher
of the noble and sacred art of kung fu'

I am looking for Wang ho Kyung on orders
of the warlord I am he what do you want

your uncle in America is dead and much
money has disappeared you and your

family are to be questioned
I will come when sacred ceremony is over

like em this is sacrilege

he must be brought to trial and the boy
will come with you one shows strength of

character in obeying one superiors go
and remember only in self-defense or

vengeance
I will do my disease

the bracero will wait outside
you're all traitors the gold which I

entrust it to your brother want to
invest in the new land of America has

disappeared if you know anything speak
or you will die

husband we know nothing
I will take vengeance on your daughter

gods but God is yours take away

you are very good young man but the art
of kungfu cannot save your life you are

my prisoner I was tricked by your uncle
unwisely I entrusted him with a vast

fortune and all he did to repay me
before he died was to send me that

wooden figure the lives of all of you
cannot repay the evil which one did you

think you are clever
I will pit you against the beste half so

let's see what you can do on eyes at
stake yours and mine

oh come here you're brave and
intelligent and I think you can be

useful in recovering my fortune saya I
am only too willing to do what if I can

then I will give you the chance find my
gold in one year all of your will get

say so miself
looks alright to me maybe we'll finally

have a vacant cell here the dead cell
it's all you needing it's on this size

they get soil types in him from time to
time I don't know what we do we had a

gang of rustlers to put away be a tricky
situation that decoder that's in there

now never says a word dumb is a dead
coyote that's what it'll be tomorrow

morning

anything for writing he just left this
my dear friend if you've come about the

inheritance I'm afraid you're due for a
big disappointment I don't understand

he brought fortune from China I hear
refer to him as very very rich man in

California that's what most people
believe all he left in his bank account

however was a mere thousand dollars plus
this which he kept in a very strange

complicated safety box these pictures
must have been very important though I

fail to see why because your uncle was a
very serious man and not given to

excesses who are these it's written on
their backsides backsides are the

photographs I mean to say now so their
addresses as you will see which might be

useful to you as I'm sure they'd know
far more than I about your uncle Wang

now I'm rarely wrong and my guess is
that the fellow who accidentally caused

the death of your uncle I'd have broke
into the safe had time to pass the loot

to an accomplice
I understand our gallows outside for him

to hang that's right after a trial which
lasted some months I decided he should

die if you like I can arrange permission
for you to speak to him no if you know

who I am you don't tell me truth I find
a way to make his acquaintance

well look at that it's the first time
I've seen a dog in here what's all this

can't you read Chinese yes English Rita
it says no blacks or Chinese we accept

dogs accompany Oh dog accompany mr. the
dogs all right it's you gotta go fast

hear me outside Ringo yeah I come here
if I go dog not accompany what up

drinking West mr. Jews of stewed Chinese

Thousand pardons I know see you

well he started it he came in him in the
dog and refused to leave what's it you

looking for trouble kid go on beat it
you don't want me to arrest you oh yes I

do something thank you you ungrateful
little leave me alone you know where

you're going
don't prison yeah so they're gonna hang

me for fighting for stupid pictures of
naked women now you can understand why I

told you to go to hell when you came in
here I don't seem to be having any luck

with you Chinese you mean you know kid
mr. Wang and no steal fortune fortune

what fortune no I didn't kill him he ran
him that damn explosion before I could

stop him he's speaking before he passed
away nothing all I found were those four

pictures and a good

LEDs yeah

stay lit that

well what does it say it say a button of
every woman is fortune huh the old man's

not too wrong at that the bottoms like
these who could help but make a fortune

what means bottom bottom ass did I say
something wrong

you see mr. Wang my uncle lawyers paid
your fine for you you're free to leave I

see you yeah sheriff don't forget to
wake me up early tomorrow I got a date

remember

don't make such a face they've come to
see you what the hell do you want me to

do is sing a song all right let's see
rye whiskey rye whiskey rye whiskey I

cried don't give me rye whiskey I surely
will darn sure fit yourself a swan song

rye whiskey rye whiskey rye whiskey I
cried if the ocean was whiskey and I was

a duck I dive to the bottom and never
come up

think we did it
let's go names Dakota

they've by profession bomb by choice my
name Wang hope yang fighter by choice

traveler by necessity pleased to meet
you wearing home oh me more pleased than

you

this heals pretty good not you snake
much better

what the hell is that Chinese tea I
thought maybe the horses might him they

wouldn't happen to have anything
stronger like liquor maybe oh yes

Chinese liquor made of what nice

ladies drink

not very strong no travel very well
flippancy spoon oh you're full of

surprises I haven't thanked you yet for
saving my neck but why the hell did you

do it I have to study you to see if you
still treasure of honorable uncle

honorable uncle of yours one honourable
night you see I must travel I not know

this country
I need companion yeah when I just

suppose I said I did steal the money but
I don't want to go with you then what

would you do I kill you oh really
you don't believe me try reach for gun

you're kidding

gone tonight

okay I promise not to hurt you

you're pretty good you do they say you
stop them from hanging you three months

well what else was I doing what are your
plans to see honorable uncle's for

mistresses the ones in the picture yeah
good

I think your uncle told him something

nobody tells secrets to ladies but they
know many thing without being told

found that out it's Chinese philosophy
philosophy yeah I agreed to go with him

where do we start
with American lady she with men called

Yancey hobby
Nancy Hobart you know him sure he was

thrown out of the army he pull up an
Arsenal destroyed 30 cannons and killed

60 confederates single-handed thrown out
but he hero hmm there were six months

after the war ended where he now last I
heard he was preaching somewhere around

dusty City

you can't come in here Deacon cannot
keep out a man of God it is written the

wicked shall rot in hell I've warned you
before but you ignored me and brought

scarlet women to this place to degrade
you with a sin I mean what I say I will

wreak vengeance in the name of the Lord
the wages of sin is death thus for every

living being from man to animal but
seven times greater for the sinners

Ecclesiastes 4011

well what did I tell you
nice sociable fella

you tell me you think we have trouble if
I talk to him well that depends what you

want to say you see I want to see how

ah half of his woman this woman's what
what I have you know Gandhi's pink wool

and sit down I know damn well what it is
you'd just be committing suicide

I wanted the ass now listen friend those
women back there show you all the

roundish bottoms you want for just a few
dollars no well don't depend on me I

think you're carrying this thing too far
then please to forget percentage I

promise you all right wait a minute
what's your hurry you must offer your

suffering to redress your sins purify

get in there quick

but you watch even to be illuminated and
you are the Prophet how shalt beckon

people's unknown to the Isaiah 555
enter stranger don't do that put a hole

in

I may just have to blow up this whole
town that's the codon nine 156 my

birthday allow me gracious ready

she went chastity belt chastity belt I'd
make a good crown for you don't worry

about it Hulk come here and keep this
guy covered

and just take it easy this won't hurt

Jilly she's all yours Oh

what a waste executors fee what filth is
he preliminary just look oh no not

another freak Oh

penis I assure you mr. Hobbit I mean no
offense my interest is purely scientific

I shall catch you heathen son of a demon
for the mockers like a stick be prepared

for the backs of a foolish let fall the
blows proverbs 2829 and one makes 31

come with us lady eat fight me even at
the end of the earth

can't kill me I'm sure I think it's best
that I remain here we go maybe bump on

hit make him think twice come on now
would you fire only small part of

Chinese puzzle what does that mean
nothing without other messages we have

to put together with other asses
three more ah which way New Mexico

Mexico judging by the Sun I'd say south
by south southwest let's go

you heart you attract misfortune and
bring shame upon my house who was that

Chinese man why do you want your nudity
I swear I don't know I've never seen it

before maybe it's because of the bark
like that what ma you bitch don't tell

me you have been planet let Chinese man
eat tattooed us on backside he used the

dog and say we're all he's crazy he's
treasure everyone's talking about that

treasure that's it
if I could only find it I could build a

real church

Oh steal I want a copy

they're folks who's next to fight with a
grape classy cane force only $5 the odds

are 20 you are $100 to 5
come on try your luck with a great

classic a $100 to your 5 who's next

accept his offer what
yeah it's okay one moment that'll be

five dollars friend

I'll take a check if you want mr.
Rockefeller I get ready

you got a wobbling give him a couple
right hooks and then you shit off

hey call me hundred dollars well if you
just give me a minute

I was just go to the hotel to fetch it
you don't think I care how much money on

me do you you should have more manners
what you need is it your last I $100

take it

fighting again yes right well how much
for this time hundred dollars got a

collective there's much more to be
gained let's go

that's better
you're not drinking them look you got

your uncle's message what more you this
just a part of message now we've got it

find another answer

that's why we're here Russia misses our
uncle Wang now his wife of the owner of

this this joint joint sure I think I
found solutions like what like visit a

gambling room and I suppose it in the
gambling room you're gonna win the

privilege of looking at this girl's ass
huh exactly how about buying me a drink

cowboy don't choke on it thanks a lot I
bet you threw rocks at babies too well

you got me wrong I belong to the
temperance League bitch

I'll buy you a drink honey
Oh

you are a nice boy champagne you job

come on now honey don't get so upset we
must do something about my sister she

can't help her wild nature what's that
well I'm good and sick of her in the way

she acts towards the clients who come
into my Sullivan come on dear

cheer up come in what is it boss there's
a guy downstairs he's breaking the bank

red even number 12 even what's nice
number 6 sure yes the mathematic is

exact science will calculate my section
is no problem it is easy if way of all

consideration such as light heat cold
humidity and a variation such as brake

pedal and even magnet
also fiction of Axl on beer it's so

simple simple oh yes
number six black what's up here what's

up hey if you're the owner of this joint
you better go find yourself another job

that's what's up

okay that ain't legal weapons and other
instruments are not allowed in here hey

what's the matter with that well let me
see if you can do the same without it

let's see what you and I can no Dakota
numbers

are you bets everyone number three

raise the number no no wait a minute
wait a minute this is a private game

next time put the work side

all right brother spin that wheel
let's see what happened

number three gentlemen maybe it's better
if you come to my office and there we

can talk more calmly
well let's go yeah I need that

why better better than what you sell
downstairs deduct it from what you owe

us hmm excuse us darling we must talk
business

no no stay missus
thank you well I guess it's yeah useless

to tell you that I can't pay you well
then don't tell us payers but it's more

than $100,000 yeah where the hell am I
gonna get that kind of money we won't

know all that money meet the paradigm
not just a minute he doesn't speak

English very well I repeat I know one
money you out of your head why don't you

sit down yeah I think I can give you my
land in Idaho

Noland what's the matter with the money
yeah I don't understand

let's get to the bottom of all this yes
I want bottom bottom what bottom ask I

desire see us of your wife

did you you are joking I hope I'll never
joke but wait why is it so important

it's just a bottom like all the others
well so that's what you think of me like

all the others huh it's just a manner of
speaking honey no keep your hair my hair

is perfectly on thank you but you make
me mad as hell don't be that way I

merely want to get to the point is that
so well the point is still my ass

you ungrateful brute all right you want
to see her ass look at it don't tell me

it's not worth a fortune anyway

but there's no righty what did you
expect the New York Times excuse me but

your wife know leave one time with mr.
Wang rich Chinese gentleman from

Monterey uh you got the wrong woman
you're looking for her twin sister

you'll find it downstairs she has the
autographed ass come Dakota we see twin

bottom hundred thousand dollars huh I've
seen a lot that cost less but I got to

admit that's a pretty good darling after
all he only looked at it I know a little

champagne my sweet undress

at least taking a hot dog

I knew you were timid but not to this
point

well look what's here ah know what's
gotten into you cowboy let me guess we

just came to buy you a drink and now is
enough or should it be a hundred

thousand sure listen now what's he doing
here now on don't get a friend but it

just wants to see your ass offended why
it's about time the Americans started to

appreciate this national monument of
mine

I recently lighted original isn't it yes
but it resemble guestbook at Peking

Palace hey that belongs to wing this is
nephew asses are a family fetish okay

now let's go
hey you mean you pay $10 just for that

that's right baby you might at least
give me your autograph hey what are you

going you to cowboy place your bets
ladies and gentlemen

step up put down your money place your
bets

catch faith in Lady Luck have faith in
the Lord Zachariah see also say if

attire built a rampart and heaped up
silver like dust zechariah nine three

nine three too bad
blackjack you lost ten dollars zechariah

just a minute you can't go away without
paying the fruit of fatigue at the game

of chance
zechariah 1415

don't try to get wise with me you're
here

hey deacon yeah how did you get in here
what's the meaning of this what do you

want

Oh Rhett the woman you're looking for is
her twin sister it's not my wife mm-hmm

maybe you drank one too many the
drinking doesn't give you a lump on the

head someone hit me oh that's just your
imagination

mm-hmm who'd want to eat a nice boy like
you me for instance

you see I told you raisin woman I want
to see the tattooing of your Chinese

lover where is it on the moon and it
costs to see it darling it's $5 and 20%

discount for groups

what yes he very rich how on train so
now can be bought are you gonna do it

this time better not use violence so
with good manners

oh good manners sure sure we just go up
to them and say upon the law but will

you by chance become very to the
requested by having a glimpse into why

sauce absolutely nothing country old
chap I imagine it's necessary even if

it's a funny way of expressing it come
aboard

I saved their weren't you'd eaten 75 no
sing-sing Savior Oh a new public school

I imagine come in come in watch oh come
in come in I believe in travelling

artists and I can see that Scotch is a
good idea have you been practicing long

yeah well since I was a kid I've been
rather fast with my hands well I suppose

you surgeons have to be don't you rather
messy that I should say hey wait a

minute I've got it you were in the Royal
Enclosure task two years ago with the

Prince of Wales I never forget a face
you know haha no sorry I knew I was

right now to return to my wife would you
like to see her immediately why should I

ah Jeeves let her ladyship know that the
doctor has arrived would you tell her

he's an intimate with the Prince of
Wales oh thank you how her yes he claims

that Americans are really rebels and
that Indian is the one and only official

language of the United States shall we
go in not just a minute he's the me

doctor
oh I didn't know the Prince of Wales had

a Chinese visitor but then his Highness
is really quite unique

not coming what for

my dearest here's the dock
oh come in come in Jeeves told you the

doctor said maybe my wife suffers
terribly from acute for sciatica but you

soon be well now my darling but you told
me the doctor was an old man and had a

white beard huh you can never be sure of
anything in the field of medicine you

know my dearest you may examine I don't

they're Mia nobody

i cure you with all the science known to
man

acupuncture human body contained many
pain center when liquid of life not flow

normal pain build-up like water in death

have they heard you on a contrary I
never felt better

there must be painless needles how
society it's completely gone oh maybe

it's still there but I can't feel it oh
you were magnificent doctor doctor what

do I owe you you can ask what you like
oh nothing joy of caring sick body make

physician richer and Prince you say
you're richer than the Prince of Wales

Oh chap well I'd say your profession is
rather profitable my friend led

the wisdom of these

did you feel that yeah

Hey what are you doing are you bad

nothing will happen

those two sinners got here first at your
school let's go look for them I must get

to the Chinese girl before them and take
her with us she's the only one who can

translate these markings will get
countless man to help us are you alright

don't you hurt oh man blow on the head
nothing can really hurt the skull of a

true English gentleman you know as for
that special bottom of yours it's time

we set a definite day for visitors yeah
ah yes you know like my castle in

England you know I spent 15 days in this
town once after a two thousand dollar

job and spent it all right here stay
home why don't you ride on ahead I've

got some business to attend to business
yeah let's say I've got an uncle too and

he left a message I think is auntie

see you later

how about a shot of whiskey romance
dynasty well if it is this mr. Pitt code

girls look who's in town

hey Chinese what's the Chinese doing
around here

well you know I think he's out doing
right now what I've got

it create confidence joy to hear talk of
our homeland again you plan to be here

for a long time yet not if I do quick
what I came for

yes you said you are on mission here
your heart knows this dog and she can

help you if you like
yes but I if I can be of service in any

way oh please don't hesitate to ask
thank you react what you are most kind

I think I will need much assistance from
you

I will do anything you ask

please now talk more of this now it's
very comfortable here I feel I found a

home with you far away from home think
of this house as your home tell me young

man is there anything you have seen in
America that you like no I mean I don't

know
you see when when working what one see

not same

I would like to show you a lot of
interesting things

like the sunset behind the mountain or
the wind blowing across the Prairie

there are many beautiful things to see
here I happy have you as a guide when I

finish my work now

I must go thank you for hospitality of
your house and especially thanks to

Yulia who I will show you out

hope to see you tomorrow you see it's
very important I good I too hope to see

you

why'd you hold oh if you're friends of
mine I want you to be friends of his as

well don't tell me I'm drunker than
knowing you see the fourth answer the

series to matter the little lady refute
I know ask you didn't ask

what's the matter you're not interested
in your uncle's treasure anymore I

interested yes it's not easy to ask so
soon you see they invited me to dinner

right away

lyoha
they'd taken help

who was it who colleague or and his band
they make their hideout in old abandoned

mission house don't worry we save

take China with

hey here they come take a girl watch you
Kelly

yeah place your men among the rocks so
they can protect the mission right dig

on you laughs get out many rocks hallo
hallo

no we need you to keep a lookout

there's your mission

take it what the hell's this you'll pay
we're gonna split here you gone mad no

no no this is very very dangerous
already one innocent man died I go alone

I fight for honor of my family
you risk die for nothing now that's a

very pretty speech but I'm not letting
you go in there alone Darko time I said

no and not change mine now you listen to
me you hard head I might be a thief I

might have spent more time in jail than
the retired prison guard but nobody can

accuse me of running out on a friend now
you don't want me to go with you

I don't give a damn but you can't stop
me from doing what I want wait a moment

if you know what money what you want
watch me

a ludus amigo

I'm looking for a man by the name of
hope am I on the right Road

see not only are you on the right Road
but you arrive at your destination

you didn't see me last night gringo but
I saw you and I recognized you

here you have killed many of my men now
you're gonna pay

where is your friend he's out recruiting
men

your people are doomed to destruction
and purgatory Psalms I think Saba vase

f83 which concludes let them be
confused and overtaken forever and

shameless in petition in other words go
to hell

entire I put him in a stable it'll be a
pleasure

Sancho

it'll give you time to freshen up your
memory go see to the horses

I was waiting for him for three days and
what did you do you had to shoot him

coffee and last

Oh doc Kota son of lady who passed favor
for profit today son of a bitches

quitter
quick

amigo I'm looking for a man by the name
of Hobart my on the right Road leaving

to me dammit I was just getting warmed
up

you better keep that you might need it
no I know that weapon

all right reaches on

must be some way getting those Mexicans
out in the open

why don't you get up onto the roof try
to get behind the chapel but don't do

anything till I get started
how I know when that is don't worry

you'll hear it

this is my baby has she talked No
is that so

so she hasn't learned to read yet you
listen to me I want you to translate

those peculiar messages or I'll have you
killed but I don't read Chinese I've

never been to China I was born here in
America let's make her dance like a bear

in a circus you have a very good idea

put the fire under the cage maybe with
that you will loosen your tongue you can

change your mind

tell me what weighing has written and I
will set you free

speak I don't know anything

if you won't do it young Chinese will
when we capture him

come on can pace throws too much the Kia
came up

and some Chinese will be tortured to
tell him you don't speak first

you wouldn't like that now would you
speak

what's that writing mean the matter
we're having a little tequila

I wouldn't try that

that's wise this wars over it is written
that the only true victory is

entertaining the kingdom of heaven no
leave him to me

where is the gold

where is the fortune your uncle Wang
took from it and why are you return

without it my lord
Wang had nothing for us there was no

fortune you are liar and your time has
come

Jing you're a vile traitor and also a
thief cut off his head I trust in your

great sense of justice when you know
Wang did send fortune to you here sign

it concealed in statue

it's locked

you got here just in time
I always show up on time my friend

except when you find safe is empty what
are these

they are shares in important American
companies you are ten times richer than

you were
thanks to wisdom of my uncle and what

can I do for you let us go warlord my
friend want to see China and that take

some time o tells me it's a little bit
bigger than the United States I kind of

like to see it for myself I might like
it better go

hey you two what are you waiting for
oh come on come on I thought you two

were gonna show me China