Blood Money (1974) - full transcript
During a hold-up in the Wild West, Dakota kills a rich old Chinese man, Wang. Later, he is captured, sentenced, and is about to be hanged - but he never profited from Wang's death- only finding the photographs of his four widows and a fortune cookie. Meanwhile, Lo comes to America in search of his uncle's fortune after his family is held hostage. He frees Dakota from the Hangman, since he's the only one who can help find Wang's fortune. Now, the difficult part will really start... the Treasure hunt. First they need to locate the four clues, a tattoo on each of Wang's widow's butts, then uncover the fortune while being hunted by a religious fanatic/ ex-confederate soldier who is on to their game.
A CARLO PONTI Production
"The Brute The Colt And Karate"
(Blood Money)
lingerie malicious little town south of
San Francisco
hey there where are you thinking of God
just happens to me that yeah
richest little town south of San
Francisco like another idea stranger you
ain't going nowhere I'll pay in your
face I got another idea
there you go
you
who is it if if I oh I know it is late
huh
stay like that
I want to see if tato come out good and
has it yeah
did it hurt you no hardly at all
you know I'd suffer anything for you Oh
way
morty little father Oh No thank you
I must say I'd like some after all that
hair doing what's written on my dear
mrs. girlfriend
it must be most mysterious if if I
cannot see it
oh it is
when why don't you stay the nights long
night is long life is shot good night
Oh
I heard about the others
you made the same tattoo on their
backside - and I'm jealous that I'm
gonna speak with mouth not with hot
you
ah mr. Wang something very strange going
under the bed
what that way my safe is hey that's a
payback what's going on
where you going but I am mr. Wang I just
see where you are
what are you doing that's a professional
secret
why what is this these pictures in a
cookie hey welcome to Monterrey the hang
in town this is gonna cost you your neck
and what have you done with Wang's
fortune you what foot if you ever had
one because it's hidden somewhere else
you better ask his heirs
one ho Kyung Hwang hoe Kia his spirits
of your ancestors pass you we are proud
to accept you among us as a new teacher
of the noble and sacred art of kung fu'
I am looking for Wang ho Kyung on orders
of the warlord I am he what do you want
your uncle in America is dead and much
money has disappeared you and your
family are to be questioned
I will come when sacred ceremony is over
like em this is sacrilege
he must be brought to trial and the boy
will come with you one shows strength of
character in obeying one superiors go
and remember only in self-defense or
vengeance
I will do my disease
the bracero will wait outside
you're all traitors the gold which I
entrust it to your brother want to
invest in the new land of America has
disappeared if you know anything speak
or you will die
husband we know nothing
I will take vengeance on your daughter
gods but God is yours take away
you are very good young man but the art
of kungfu cannot save your life you are
my prisoner I was tricked by your uncle
unwisely I entrusted him with a vast
fortune and all he did to repay me
before he died was to send me that
wooden figure the lives of all of you
cannot repay the evil which one did you
think you are clever
I will pit you against the beste half so
let's see what you can do on eyes at
stake yours and mine
oh come here you're brave and
intelligent and I think you can be
useful in recovering my fortune saya I
am only too willing to do what if I can
then I will give you the chance find my
gold in one year all of your will get
say so miself
looks alright to me maybe we'll finally
have a vacant cell here the dead cell
it's all you needing it's on this size
they get soil types in him from time to
time I don't know what we do we had a
gang of rustlers to put away be a tricky
situation that decoder that's in there
now never says a word dumb is a dead
coyote that's what it'll be tomorrow
morning
anything for writing he just left this
my dear friend if you've come about the
inheritance I'm afraid you're due for a
big disappointment I don't understand
he brought fortune from China I hear
refer to him as very very rich man in
California that's what most people
believe all he left in his bank account
however was a mere thousand dollars plus
this which he kept in a very strange
complicated safety box these pictures
must have been very important though I
fail to see why because your uncle was a
very serious man and not given to
excesses who are these it's written on
their backsides backsides are the
photographs I mean to say now so their
addresses as you will see which might be
useful to you as I'm sure they'd know
far more than I about your uncle Wang
now I'm rarely wrong and my guess is
that the fellow who accidentally caused
the death of your uncle I'd have broke
into the safe had time to pass the loot
to an accomplice
I understand our gallows outside for him
to hang that's right after a trial which
lasted some months I decided he should
die if you like I can arrange permission
for you to speak to him no if you know
who I am you don't tell me truth I find
a way to make his acquaintance
well look at that it's the first time
I've seen a dog in here what's all this
can't you read Chinese yes English Rita
it says no blacks or Chinese we accept
dogs accompany Oh dog accompany mr. the
dogs all right it's you gotta go fast
hear me outside Ringo yeah I come here
if I go dog not accompany what up
drinking West mr. Jews of stewed Chinese
Thousand pardons I know see you
well he started it he came in him in the
dog and refused to leave what's it you
looking for trouble kid go on beat it
you don't want me to arrest you oh yes I
do something thank you you ungrateful
little leave me alone you know where
you're going
don't prison yeah so they're gonna hang
me for fighting for stupid pictures of
naked women now you can understand why I
told you to go to hell when you came in
here I don't seem to be having any luck
with you Chinese you mean you know kid
mr. Wang and no steal fortune fortune
what fortune no I didn't kill him he ran
him that damn explosion before I could
stop him he's speaking before he passed
away nothing all I found were those four
pictures and a good
LEDs yeah
stay lit that
well what does it say it say a button of
every woman is fortune huh the old man's
not too wrong at that the bottoms like
these who could help but make a fortune
what means bottom bottom ass did I say
something wrong
you see mr. Wang my uncle lawyers paid
your fine for you you're free to leave I
see you yeah sheriff don't forget to
wake me up early tomorrow I got a date
remember
don't make such a face they've come to
see you what the hell do you want me to
do is sing a song all right let's see
rye whiskey rye whiskey rye whiskey I
cried don't give me rye whiskey I surely
will darn sure fit yourself a swan song
rye whiskey rye whiskey rye whiskey I
cried if the ocean was whiskey and I was
a duck I dive to the bottom and never
come up
think we did it
let's go names Dakota
they've by profession bomb by choice my
name Wang hope yang fighter by choice
traveler by necessity pleased to meet
you wearing home oh me more pleased than
you
this heals pretty good not you snake
much better
what the hell is that Chinese tea I
thought maybe the horses might him they
wouldn't happen to have anything
stronger like liquor maybe oh yes
Chinese liquor made of what nice
ladies drink
not very strong no travel very well
flippancy spoon oh you're full of
surprises I haven't thanked you yet for
saving my neck but why the hell did you
do it I have to study you to see if you
still treasure of honorable uncle
honorable uncle of yours one honourable
night you see I must travel I not know
this country
I need companion yeah when I just
suppose I said I did steal the money but
I don't want to go with you then what
would you do I kill you oh really
you don't believe me try reach for gun
you're kidding
gone tonight
okay I promise not to hurt you
you're pretty good you do they say you
stop them from hanging you three months
well what else was I doing what are your
plans to see honorable uncle's for
mistresses the ones in the picture yeah
good
I think your uncle told him something
nobody tells secrets to ladies but they
know many thing without being told
found that out it's Chinese philosophy
philosophy yeah I agreed to go with him
where do we start
with American lady she with men called
Yancey hobby
Nancy Hobart you know him sure he was
thrown out of the army he pull up an
Arsenal destroyed 30 cannons and killed
60 confederates single-handed thrown out
but he hero hmm there were six months
after the war ended where he now last I
heard he was preaching somewhere around
dusty City
you can't come in here Deacon cannot
keep out a man of God it is written the
wicked shall rot in hell I've warned you
before but you ignored me and brought
scarlet women to this place to degrade
you with a sin I mean what I say I will
wreak vengeance in the name of the Lord
the wages of sin is death thus for every
living being from man to animal but
seven times greater for the sinners
Ecclesiastes 4011
well what did I tell you
nice sociable fella
you tell me you think we have trouble if
I talk to him well that depends what you
want to say you see I want to see how
ah half of his woman this woman's what
what I have you know Gandhi's pink wool
and sit down I know damn well what it is
you'd just be committing suicide
I wanted the ass now listen friend those
women back there show you all the
roundish bottoms you want for just a few
dollars no well don't depend on me I
think you're carrying this thing too far
then please to forget percentage I
promise you all right wait a minute
what's your hurry you must offer your
suffering to redress your sins purify
get in there quick
but you watch even to be illuminated and
you are the Prophet how shalt beckon
people's unknown to the Isaiah 555
enter stranger don't do that put a hole
in
I may just have to blow up this whole
town that's the codon nine 156 my
birthday allow me gracious ready
she went chastity belt chastity belt I'd
make a good crown for you don't worry
about it Hulk come here and keep this
guy covered
and just take it easy this won't hurt
Jilly she's all yours Oh
what a waste executors fee what filth is
he preliminary just look oh no not
another freak Oh
penis I assure you mr. Hobbit I mean no
offense my interest is purely scientific
I shall catch you heathen son of a demon
for the mockers like a stick be prepared
for the backs of a foolish let fall the
blows proverbs 2829 and one makes 31
come with us lady eat fight me even at
the end of the earth
can't kill me I'm sure I think it's best
that I remain here we go maybe bump on
hit make him think twice come on now
would you fire only small part of
Chinese puzzle what does that mean
nothing without other messages we have
to put together with other asses
three more ah which way New Mexico
Mexico judging by the Sun I'd say south
by south southwest let's go
you heart you attract misfortune and
bring shame upon my house who was that
Chinese man why do you want your nudity
I swear I don't know I've never seen it
before maybe it's because of the bark
like that what ma you bitch don't tell
me you have been planet let Chinese man
eat tattooed us on backside he used the
dog and say we're all he's crazy he's
treasure everyone's talking about that
treasure that's it
if I could only find it I could build a
real church
Oh steal I want a copy
they're folks who's next to fight with a
grape classy cane force only $5 the odds
are 20 you are $100 to 5
come on try your luck with a great
classic a $100 to your 5 who's next
accept his offer what
yeah it's okay one moment that'll be
five dollars friend
I'll take a check if you want mr.
Rockefeller I get ready
you got a wobbling give him a couple
right hooks and then you shit off
hey call me hundred dollars well if you
just give me a minute
I was just go to the hotel to fetch it
you don't think I care how much money on
me do you you should have more manners
what you need is it your last I $100
take it
fighting again yes right well how much
for this time hundred dollars got a
collective there's much more to be
gained let's go
that's better
you're not drinking them look you got
your uncle's message what more you this
just a part of message now we've got it
find another answer
that's why we're here Russia misses our
uncle Wang now his wife of the owner of
this this joint joint sure I think I
found solutions like what like visit a
gambling room and I suppose it in the
gambling room you're gonna win the
privilege of looking at this girl's ass
huh exactly how about buying me a drink
cowboy don't choke on it thanks a lot I
bet you threw rocks at babies too well
you got me wrong I belong to the
temperance League bitch
I'll buy you a drink honey
Oh
you are a nice boy champagne you job
come on now honey don't get so upset we
must do something about my sister she
can't help her wild nature what's that
well I'm good and sick of her in the way
she acts towards the clients who come
into my Sullivan come on dear
cheer up come in what is it boss there's
a guy downstairs he's breaking the bank
red even number 12 even what's nice
number 6 sure yes the mathematic is
exact science will calculate my section
is no problem it is easy if way of all
consideration such as light heat cold
humidity and a variation such as brake
pedal and even magnet
also fiction of Axl on beer it's so
simple simple oh yes
number six black what's up here what's
up hey if you're the owner of this joint
you better go find yourself another job
that's what's up
okay that ain't legal weapons and other
instruments are not allowed in here hey
what's the matter with that well let me
see if you can do the same without it
let's see what you and I can no Dakota
numbers
are you bets everyone number three
raise the number no no wait a minute
wait a minute this is a private game
next time put the work side
all right brother spin that wheel
let's see what happened
number three gentlemen maybe it's better
if you come to my office and there we
can talk more calmly
well let's go yeah I need that
why better better than what you sell
downstairs deduct it from what you owe
us hmm excuse us darling we must talk
business
no no stay missus
thank you well I guess it's yeah useless
to tell you that I can't pay you well
then don't tell us payers but it's more
than $100,000 yeah where the hell am I
gonna get that kind of money we won't
know all that money meet the paradigm
not just a minute he doesn't speak
English very well I repeat I know one
money you out of your head why don't you
sit down yeah I think I can give you my
land in Idaho
Noland what's the matter with the money
yeah I don't understand
let's get to the bottom of all this yes
I want bottom bottom what bottom ask I
desire see us of your wife
did you you are joking I hope I'll never
joke but wait why is it so important
it's just a bottom like all the others
well so that's what you think of me like
all the others huh it's just a manner of
speaking honey no keep your hair my hair
is perfectly on thank you but you make
me mad as hell don't be that way I
merely want to get to the point is that
so well the point is still my ass
you ungrateful brute all right you want
to see her ass look at it don't tell me
it's not worth a fortune anyway
but there's no righty what did you
expect the New York Times excuse me but
your wife know leave one time with mr.
Wang rich Chinese gentleman from
Monterey uh you got the wrong woman
you're looking for her twin sister
you'll find it downstairs she has the
autographed ass come Dakota we see twin
bottom hundred thousand dollars huh I've
seen a lot that cost less but I got to
admit that's a pretty good darling after
all he only looked at it I know a little
champagne my sweet undress
at least taking a hot dog
I knew you were timid but not to this
point
well look what's here ah know what's
gotten into you cowboy let me guess we
just came to buy you a drink and now is
enough or should it be a hundred
thousand sure listen now what's he doing
here now on don't get a friend but it
just wants to see your ass offended why
it's about time the Americans started to
appreciate this national monument of
mine
I recently lighted original isn't it yes
but it resemble guestbook at Peking
Palace hey that belongs to wing this is
nephew asses are a family fetish okay
now let's go
hey you mean you pay $10 just for that
that's right baby you might at least
give me your autograph hey what are you
going you to cowboy place your bets
ladies and gentlemen
step up put down your money place your
bets
catch faith in Lady Luck have faith in
the Lord Zachariah see also say if
attire built a rampart and heaped up
silver like dust zechariah nine three
nine three too bad
blackjack you lost ten dollars zechariah
just a minute you can't go away without
paying the fruit of fatigue at the game
of chance
zechariah 1415
don't try to get wise with me you're
here
hey deacon yeah how did you get in here
what's the meaning of this what do you
want
Oh Rhett the woman you're looking for is
her twin sister it's not my wife mm-hmm
maybe you drank one too many the
drinking doesn't give you a lump on the
head someone hit me oh that's just your
imagination
mm-hmm who'd want to eat a nice boy like
you me for instance
you see I told you raisin woman I want
to see the tattooing of your Chinese
lover where is it on the moon and it
costs to see it darling it's $5 and 20%
discount for groups
what yes he very rich how on train so
now can be bought are you gonna do it
this time better not use violence so
with good manners
oh good manners sure sure we just go up
to them and say upon the law but will
you by chance become very to the
requested by having a glimpse into why
sauce absolutely nothing country old
chap I imagine it's necessary even if
it's a funny way of expressing it come
aboard
I saved their weren't you'd eaten 75 no
sing-sing Savior Oh a new public school
I imagine come in come in watch oh come
in come in I believe in travelling
artists and I can see that Scotch is a
good idea have you been practicing long
yeah well since I was a kid I've been
rather fast with my hands well I suppose
you surgeons have to be don't you rather
messy that I should say hey wait a
minute I've got it you were in the Royal
Enclosure task two years ago with the
Prince of Wales I never forget a face
you know haha no sorry I knew I was
right now to return to my wife would you
like to see her immediately why should I
ah Jeeves let her ladyship know that the
doctor has arrived would you tell her
he's an intimate with the Prince of
Wales oh thank you how her yes he claims
that Americans are really rebels and
that Indian is the one and only official
language of the United States shall we
go in not just a minute he's the me
doctor
oh I didn't know the Prince of Wales had
a Chinese visitor but then his Highness
is really quite unique
not coming what for
my dearest here's the dock
oh come in come in Jeeves told you the
doctor said maybe my wife suffers
terribly from acute for sciatica but you
soon be well now my darling but you told
me the doctor was an old man and had a
white beard huh you can never be sure of
anything in the field of medicine you
know my dearest you may examine I don't
they're Mia nobody
i cure you with all the science known to
man
acupuncture human body contained many
pain center when liquid of life not flow
normal pain build-up like water in death
have they heard you on a contrary I
never felt better
there must be painless needles how
society it's completely gone oh maybe
it's still there but I can't feel it oh
you were magnificent doctor doctor what
do I owe you you can ask what you like
oh nothing joy of caring sick body make
physician richer and Prince you say
you're richer than the Prince of Wales
Oh chap well I'd say your profession is
rather profitable my friend led
the wisdom of these
did you feel that yeah
Hey what are you doing are you bad
nothing will happen
those two sinners got here first at your
school let's go look for them I must get
to the Chinese girl before them and take
her with us she's the only one who can
translate these markings will get
countless man to help us are you alright
don't you hurt oh man blow on the head
nothing can really hurt the skull of a
true English gentleman you know as for
that special bottom of yours it's time
we set a definite day for visitors yeah
ah yes you know like my castle in
England you know I spent 15 days in this
town once after a two thousand dollar
job and spent it all right here stay
home why don't you ride on ahead I've
got some business to attend to business
yeah let's say I've got an uncle too and
he left a message I think is auntie
see you later
how about a shot of whiskey romance
dynasty well if it is this mr. Pitt code
girls look who's in town
hey Chinese what's the Chinese doing
around here
well you know I think he's out doing
right now what I've got
it create confidence joy to hear talk of
our homeland again you plan to be here
for a long time yet not if I do quick
what I came for
yes you said you are on mission here
your heart knows this dog and she can
help you if you like
yes but I if I can be of service in any
way oh please don't hesitate to ask
thank you react what you are most kind
I think I will need much assistance from
you
I will do anything you ask
please now talk more of this now it's
very comfortable here I feel I found a
home with you far away from home think
of this house as your home tell me young
man is there anything you have seen in
America that you like no I mean I don't
know
you see when when working what one see
not same
I would like to show you a lot of
interesting things
like the sunset behind the mountain or
the wind blowing across the Prairie
there are many beautiful things to see
here I happy have you as a guide when I
finish my work now
I must go thank you for hospitality of
your house and especially thanks to
Yulia who I will show you out
hope to see you tomorrow you see it's
very important I good I too hope to see
you
why'd you hold oh if you're friends of
mine I want you to be friends of his as
well don't tell me I'm drunker than
knowing you see the fourth answer the
series to matter the little lady refute
I know ask you didn't ask
what's the matter you're not interested
in your uncle's treasure anymore I
interested yes it's not easy to ask so
soon you see they invited me to dinner
right away
lyoha
they'd taken help
who was it who colleague or and his band
they make their hideout in old abandoned
mission house don't worry we save
take China with
hey here they come take a girl watch you
Kelly
yeah place your men among the rocks so
they can protect the mission right dig
on you laughs get out many rocks hallo
hallo
no we need you to keep a lookout
there's your mission
take it what the hell's this you'll pay
we're gonna split here you gone mad no
no no this is very very dangerous
already one innocent man died I go alone
I fight for honor of my family
you risk die for nothing now that's a
very pretty speech but I'm not letting
you go in there alone Darko time I said
no and not change mine now you listen to
me you hard head I might be a thief I
might have spent more time in jail than
the retired prison guard but nobody can
accuse me of running out on a friend now
you don't want me to go with you
I don't give a damn but you can't stop
me from doing what I want wait a moment
if you know what money what you want
watch me
a ludus amigo
I'm looking for a man by the name of
hope am I on the right Road
see not only are you on the right Road
but you arrive at your destination
you didn't see me last night gringo but
I saw you and I recognized you
here you have killed many of my men now
you're gonna pay
where is your friend he's out recruiting
men
your people are doomed to destruction
and purgatory Psalms I think Saba vase
f83 which concludes let them be
confused and overtaken forever and
shameless in petition in other words go
to hell
entire I put him in a stable it'll be a
pleasure
Sancho
it'll give you time to freshen up your
memory go see to the horses
I was waiting for him for three days and
what did you do you had to shoot him
coffee and last
Oh doc Kota son of lady who passed favor
for profit today son of a bitches
quitter
quick
amigo I'm looking for a man by the name
of Hobart my on the right Road leaving
to me dammit I was just getting warmed
up
you better keep that you might need it
no I know that weapon
all right reaches on
must be some way getting those Mexicans
out in the open
why don't you get up onto the roof try
to get behind the chapel but don't do
anything till I get started
how I know when that is don't worry
you'll hear it
this is my baby has she talked No
is that so
so she hasn't learned to read yet you
listen to me I want you to translate
those peculiar messages or I'll have you
killed but I don't read Chinese I've
never been to China I was born here in
America let's make her dance like a bear
in a circus you have a very good idea
put the fire under the cage maybe with
that you will loosen your tongue you can
change your mind
tell me what weighing has written and I
will set you free
speak I don't know anything
if you won't do it young Chinese will
when we capture him
come on can pace throws too much the Kia
came up
and some Chinese will be tortured to
tell him you don't speak first
you wouldn't like that now would you
speak
what's that writing mean the matter
we're having a little tequila
I wouldn't try that
that's wise this wars over it is written
that the only true victory is
entertaining the kingdom of heaven no
leave him to me
where is the gold
where is the fortune your uncle Wang
took from it and why are you return
without it my lord
Wang had nothing for us there was no
fortune you are liar and your time has
come
Jing you're a vile traitor and also a
thief cut off his head I trust in your
great sense of justice when you know
Wang did send fortune to you here sign
it concealed in statue
it's locked
you got here just in time
I always show up on time my friend
except when you find safe is empty what
are these
they are shares in important American
companies you are ten times richer than
you were
thanks to wisdom of my uncle and what
can I do for you let us go warlord my
friend want to see China and that take
some time o tells me it's a little bit
bigger than the United States I kind of
like to see it for myself I might like
it better go
hey you two what are you waiting for
oh come on come on I thought you two
were gonna show me China
"The Brute The Colt And Karate"
(Blood Money)
lingerie malicious little town south of
San Francisco
hey there where are you thinking of God
just happens to me that yeah
richest little town south of San
Francisco like another idea stranger you
ain't going nowhere I'll pay in your
face I got another idea
there you go
you
who is it if if I oh I know it is late
huh
stay like that
I want to see if tato come out good and
has it yeah
did it hurt you no hardly at all
you know I'd suffer anything for you Oh
way
morty little father Oh No thank you
I must say I'd like some after all that
hair doing what's written on my dear
mrs. girlfriend
it must be most mysterious if if I
cannot see it
oh it is
when why don't you stay the nights long
night is long life is shot good night
Oh
I heard about the others
you made the same tattoo on their
backside - and I'm jealous that I'm
gonna speak with mouth not with hot
you
ah mr. Wang something very strange going
under the bed
what that way my safe is hey that's a
payback what's going on
where you going but I am mr. Wang I just
see where you are
what are you doing that's a professional
secret
why what is this these pictures in a
cookie hey welcome to Monterrey the hang
in town this is gonna cost you your neck
and what have you done with Wang's
fortune you what foot if you ever had
one because it's hidden somewhere else
you better ask his heirs
one ho Kyung Hwang hoe Kia his spirits
of your ancestors pass you we are proud
to accept you among us as a new teacher
of the noble and sacred art of kung fu'
I am looking for Wang ho Kyung on orders
of the warlord I am he what do you want
your uncle in America is dead and much
money has disappeared you and your
family are to be questioned
I will come when sacred ceremony is over
like em this is sacrilege
he must be brought to trial and the boy
will come with you one shows strength of
character in obeying one superiors go
and remember only in self-defense or
vengeance
I will do my disease
the bracero will wait outside
you're all traitors the gold which I
entrust it to your brother want to
invest in the new land of America has
disappeared if you know anything speak
or you will die
husband we know nothing
I will take vengeance on your daughter
gods but God is yours take away
you are very good young man but the art
of kungfu cannot save your life you are
my prisoner I was tricked by your uncle
unwisely I entrusted him with a vast
fortune and all he did to repay me
before he died was to send me that
wooden figure the lives of all of you
cannot repay the evil which one did you
think you are clever
I will pit you against the beste half so
let's see what you can do on eyes at
stake yours and mine
oh come here you're brave and
intelligent and I think you can be
useful in recovering my fortune saya I
am only too willing to do what if I can
then I will give you the chance find my
gold in one year all of your will get
say so miself
looks alright to me maybe we'll finally
have a vacant cell here the dead cell
it's all you needing it's on this size
they get soil types in him from time to
time I don't know what we do we had a
gang of rustlers to put away be a tricky
situation that decoder that's in there
now never says a word dumb is a dead
coyote that's what it'll be tomorrow
morning
anything for writing he just left this
my dear friend if you've come about the
inheritance I'm afraid you're due for a
big disappointment I don't understand
he brought fortune from China I hear
refer to him as very very rich man in
California that's what most people
believe all he left in his bank account
however was a mere thousand dollars plus
this which he kept in a very strange
complicated safety box these pictures
must have been very important though I
fail to see why because your uncle was a
very serious man and not given to
excesses who are these it's written on
their backsides backsides are the
photographs I mean to say now so their
addresses as you will see which might be
useful to you as I'm sure they'd know
far more than I about your uncle Wang
now I'm rarely wrong and my guess is
that the fellow who accidentally caused
the death of your uncle I'd have broke
into the safe had time to pass the loot
to an accomplice
I understand our gallows outside for him
to hang that's right after a trial which
lasted some months I decided he should
die if you like I can arrange permission
for you to speak to him no if you know
who I am you don't tell me truth I find
a way to make his acquaintance
well look at that it's the first time
I've seen a dog in here what's all this
can't you read Chinese yes English Rita
it says no blacks or Chinese we accept
dogs accompany Oh dog accompany mr. the
dogs all right it's you gotta go fast
hear me outside Ringo yeah I come here
if I go dog not accompany what up
drinking West mr. Jews of stewed Chinese
Thousand pardons I know see you
well he started it he came in him in the
dog and refused to leave what's it you
looking for trouble kid go on beat it
you don't want me to arrest you oh yes I
do something thank you you ungrateful
little leave me alone you know where
you're going
don't prison yeah so they're gonna hang
me for fighting for stupid pictures of
naked women now you can understand why I
told you to go to hell when you came in
here I don't seem to be having any luck
with you Chinese you mean you know kid
mr. Wang and no steal fortune fortune
what fortune no I didn't kill him he ran
him that damn explosion before I could
stop him he's speaking before he passed
away nothing all I found were those four
pictures and a good
LEDs yeah
stay lit that
well what does it say it say a button of
every woman is fortune huh the old man's
not too wrong at that the bottoms like
these who could help but make a fortune
what means bottom bottom ass did I say
something wrong
you see mr. Wang my uncle lawyers paid
your fine for you you're free to leave I
see you yeah sheriff don't forget to
wake me up early tomorrow I got a date
remember
don't make such a face they've come to
see you what the hell do you want me to
do is sing a song all right let's see
rye whiskey rye whiskey rye whiskey I
cried don't give me rye whiskey I surely
will darn sure fit yourself a swan song
rye whiskey rye whiskey rye whiskey I
cried if the ocean was whiskey and I was
a duck I dive to the bottom and never
come up
think we did it
let's go names Dakota
they've by profession bomb by choice my
name Wang hope yang fighter by choice
traveler by necessity pleased to meet
you wearing home oh me more pleased than
you
this heals pretty good not you snake
much better
what the hell is that Chinese tea I
thought maybe the horses might him they
wouldn't happen to have anything
stronger like liquor maybe oh yes
Chinese liquor made of what nice
ladies drink
not very strong no travel very well
flippancy spoon oh you're full of
surprises I haven't thanked you yet for
saving my neck but why the hell did you
do it I have to study you to see if you
still treasure of honorable uncle
honorable uncle of yours one honourable
night you see I must travel I not know
this country
I need companion yeah when I just
suppose I said I did steal the money but
I don't want to go with you then what
would you do I kill you oh really
you don't believe me try reach for gun
you're kidding
gone tonight
okay I promise not to hurt you
you're pretty good you do they say you
stop them from hanging you three months
well what else was I doing what are your
plans to see honorable uncle's for
mistresses the ones in the picture yeah
good
I think your uncle told him something
nobody tells secrets to ladies but they
know many thing without being told
found that out it's Chinese philosophy
philosophy yeah I agreed to go with him
where do we start
with American lady she with men called
Yancey hobby
Nancy Hobart you know him sure he was
thrown out of the army he pull up an
Arsenal destroyed 30 cannons and killed
60 confederates single-handed thrown out
but he hero hmm there were six months
after the war ended where he now last I
heard he was preaching somewhere around
dusty City
you can't come in here Deacon cannot
keep out a man of God it is written the
wicked shall rot in hell I've warned you
before but you ignored me and brought
scarlet women to this place to degrade
you with a sin I mean what I say I will
wreak vengeance in the name of the Lord
the wages of sin is death thus for every
living being from man to animal but
seven times greater for the sinners
Ecclesiastes 4011
well what did I tell you
nice sociable fella
you tell me you think we have trouble if
I talk to him well that depends what you
want to say you see I want to see how
ah half of his woman this woman's what
what I have you know Gandhi's pink wool
and sit down I know damn well what it is
you'd just be committing suicide
I wanted the ass now listen friend those
women back there show you all the
roundish bottoms you want for just a few
dollars no well don't depend on me I
think you're carrying this thing too far
then please to forget percentage I
promise you all right wait a minute
what's your hurry you must offer your
suffering to redress your sins purify
get in there quick
but you watch even to be illuminated and
you are the Prophet how shalt beckon
people's unknown to the Isaiah 555
enter stranger don't do that put a hole
in
I may just have to blow up this whole
town that's the codon nine 156 my
birthday allow me gracious ready
she went chastity belt chastity belt I'd
make a good crown for you don't worry
about it Hulk come here and keep this
guy covered
and just take it easy this won't hurt
Jilly she's all yours Oh
what a waste executors fee what filth is
he preliminary just look oh no not
another freak Oh
penis I assure you mr. Hobbit I mean no
offense my interest is purely scientific
I shall catch you heathen son of a demon
for the mockers like a stick be prepared
for the backs of a foolish let fall the
blows proverbs 2829 and one makes 31
come with us lady eat fight me even at
the end of the earth
can't kill me I'm sure I think it's best
that I remain here we go maybe bump on
hit make him think twice come on now
would you fire only small part of
Chinese puzzle what does that mean
nothing without other messages we have
to put together with other asses
three more ah which way New Mexico
Mexico judging by the Sun I'd say south
by south southwest let's go
you heart you attract misfortune and
bring shame upon my house who was that
Chinese man why do you want your nudity
I swear I don't know I've never seen it
before maybe it's because of the bark
like that what ma you bitch don't tell
me you have been planet let Chinese man
eat tattooed us on backside he used the
dog and say we're all he's crazy he's
treasure everyone's talking about that
treasure that's it
if I could only find it I could build a
real church
Oh steal I want a copy
they're folks who's next to fight with a
grape classy cane force only $5 the odds
are 20 you are $100 to 5
come on try your luck with a great
classic a $100 to your 5 who's next
accept his offer what
yeah it's okay one moment that'll be
five dollars friend
I'll take a check if you want mr.
Rockefeller I get ready
you got a wobbling give him a couple
right hooks and then you shit off
hey call me hundred dollars well if you
just give me a minute
I was just go to the hotel to fetch it
you don't think I care how much money on
me do you you should have more manners
what you need is it your last I $100
take it
fighting again yes right well how much
for this time hundred dollars got a
collective there's much more to be
gained let's go
that's better
you're not drinking them look you got
your uncle's message what more you this
just a part of message now we've got it
find another answer
that's why we're here Russia misses our
uncle Wang now his wife of the owner of
this this joint joint sure I think I
found solutions like what like visit a
gambling room and I suppose it in the
gambling room you're gonna win the
privilege of looking at this girl's ass
huh exactly how about buying me a drink
cowboy don't choke on it thanks a lot I
bet you threw rocks at babies too well
you got me wrong I belong to the
temperance League bitch
I'll buy you a drink honey
Oh
you are a nice boy champagne you job
come on now honey don't get so upset we
must do something about my sister she
can't help her wild nature what's that
well I'm good and sick of her in the way
she acts towards the clients who come
into my Sullivan come on dear
cheer up come in what is it boss there's
a guy downstairs he's breaking the bank
red even number 12 even what's nice
number 6 sure yes the mathematic is
exact science will calculate my section
is no problem it is easy if way of all
consideration such as light heat cold
humidity and a variation such as brake
pedal and even magnet
also fiction of Axl on beer it's so
simple simple oh yes
number six black what's up here what's
up hey if you're the owner of this joint
you better go find yourself another job
that's what's up
okay that ain't legal weapons and other
instruments are not allowed in here hey
what's the matter with that well let me
see if you can do the same without it
let's see what you and I can no Dakota
numbers
are you bets everyone number three
raise the number no no wait a minute
wait a minute this is a private game
next time put the work side
all right brother spin that wheel
let's see what happened
number three gentlemen maybe it's better
if you come to my office and there we
can talk more calmly
well let's go yeah I need that
why better better than what you sell
downstairs deduct it from what you owe
us hmm excuse us darling we must talk
business
no no stay missus
thank you well I guess it's yeah useless
to tell you that I can't pay you well
then don't tell us payers but it's more
than $100,000 yeah where the hell am I
gonna get that kind of money we won't
know all that money meet the paradigm
not just a minute he doesn't speak
English very well I repeat I know one
money you out of your head why don't you
sit down yeah I think I can give you my
land in Idaho
Noland what's the matter with the money
yeah I don't understand
let's get to the bottom of all this yes
I want bottom bottom what bottom ask I
desire see us of your wife
did you you are joking I hope I'll never
joke but wait why is it so important
it's just a bottom like all the others
well so that's what you think of me like
all the others huh it's just a manner of
speaking honey no keep your hair my hair
is perfectly on thank you but you make
me mad as hell don't be that way I
merely want to get to the point is that
so well the point is still my ass
you ungrateful brute all right you want
to see her ass look at it don't tell me
it's not worth a fortune anyway
but there's no righty what did you
expect the New York Times excuse me but
your wife know leave one time with mr.
Wang rich Chinese gentleman from
Monterey uh you got the wrong woman
you're looking for her twin sister
you'll find it downstairs she has the
autographed ass come Dakota we see twin
bottom hundred thousand dollars huh I've
seen a lot that cost less but I got to
admit that's a pretty good darling after
all he only looked at it I know a little
champagne my sweet undress
at least taking a hot dog
I knew you were timid but not to this
point
well look what's here ah know what's
gotten into you cowboy let me guess we
just came to buy you a drink and now is
enough or should it be a hundred
thousand sure listen now what's he doing
here now on don't get a friend but it
just wants to see your ass offended why
it's about time the Americans started to
appreciate this national monument of
mine
I recently lighted original isn't it yes
but it resemble guestbook at Peking
Palace hey that belongs to wing this is
nephew asses are a family fetish okay
now let's go
hey you mean you pay $10 just for that
that's right baby you might at least
give me your autograph hey what are you
going you to cowboy place your bets
ladies and gentlemen
step up put down your money place your
bets
catch faith in Lady Luck have faith in
the Lord Zachariah see also say if
attire built a rampart and heaped up
silver like dust zechariah nine three
nine three too bad
blackjack you lost ten dollars zechariah
just a minute you can't go away without
paying the fruit of fatigue at the game
of chance
zechariah 1415
don't try to get wise with me you're
here
hey deacon yeah how did you get in here
what's the meaning of this what do you
want
Oh Rhett the woman you're looking for is
her twin sister it's not my wife mm-hmm
maybe you drank one too many the
drinking doesn't give you a lump on the
head someone hit me oh that's just your
imagination
mm-hmm who'd want to eat a nice boy like
you me for instance
you see I told you raisin woman I want
to see the tattooing of your Chinese
lover where is it on the moon and it
costs to see it darling it's $5 and 20%
discount for groups
what yes he very rich how on train so
now can be bought are you gonna do it
this time better not use violence so
with good manners
oh good manners sure sure we just go up
to them and say upon the law but will
you by chance become very to the
requested by having a glimpse into why
sauce absolutely nothing country old
chap I imagine it's necessary even if
it's a funny way of expressing it come
aboard
I saved their weren't you'd eaten 75 no
sing-sing Savior Oh a new public school
I imagine come in come in watch oh come
in come in I believe in travelling
artists and I can see that Scotch is a
good idea have you been practicing long
yeah well since I was a kid I've been
rather fast with my hands well I suppose
you surgeons have to be don't you rather
messy that I should say hey wait a
minute I've got it you were in the Royal
Enclosure task two years ago with the
Prince of Wales I never forget a face
you know haha no sorry I knew I was
right now to return to my wife would you
like to see her immediately why should I
ah Jeeves let her ladyship know that the
doctor has arrived would you tell her
he's an intimate with the Prince of
Wales oh thank you how her yes he claims
that Americans are really rebels and
that Indian is the one and only official
language of the United States shall we
go in not just a minute he's the me
doctor
oh I didn't know the Prince of Wales had
a Chinese visitor but then his Highness
is really quite unique
not coming what for
my dearest here's the dock
oh come in come in Jeeves told you the
doctor said maybe my wife suffers
terribly from acute for sciatica but you
soon be well now my darling but you told
me the doctor was an old man and had a
white beard huh you can never be sure of
anything in the field of medicine you
know my dearest you may examine I don't
they're Mia nobody
i cure you with all the science known to
man
acupuncture human body contained many
pain center when liquid of life not flow
normal pain build-up like water in death
have they heard you on a contrary I
never felt better
there must be painless needles how
society it's completely gone oh maybe
it's still there but I can't feel it oh
you were magnificent doctor doctor what
do I owe you you can ask what you like
oh nothing joy of caring sick body make
physician richer and Prince you say
you're richer than the Prince of Wales
Oh chap well I'd say your profession is
rather profitable my friend led
the wisdom of these
did you feel that yeah
Hey what are you doing are you bad
nothing will happen
those two sinners got here first at your
school let's go look for them I must get
to the Chinese girl before them and take
her with us she's the only one who can
translate these markings will get
countless man to help us are you alright
don't you hurt oh man blow on the head
nothing can really hurt the skull of a
true English gentleman you know as for
that special bottom of yours it's time
we set a definite day for visitors yeah
ah yes you know like my castle in
England you know I spent 15 days in this
town once after a two thousand dollar
job and spent it all right here stay
home why don't you ride on ahead I've
got some business to attend to business
yeah let's say I've got an uncle too and
he left a message I think is auntie
see you later
how about a shot of whiskey romance
dynasty well if it is this mr. Pitt code
girls look who's in town
hey Chinese what's the Chinese doing
around here
well you know I think he's out doing
right now what I've got
it create confidence joy to hear talk of
our homeland again you plan to be here
for a long time yet not if I do quick
what I came for
yes you said you are on mission here
your heart knows this dog and she can
help you if you like
yes but I if I can be of service in any
way oh please don't hesitate to ask
thank you react what you are most kind
I think I will need much assistance from
you
I will do anything you ask
please now talk more of this now it's
very comfortable here I feel I found a
home with you far away from home think
of this house as your home tell me young
man is there anything you have seen in
America that you like no I mean I don't
know
you see when when working what one see
not same
I would like to show you a lot of
interesting things
like the sunset behind the mountain or
the wind blowing across the Prairie
there are many beautiful things to see
here I happy have you as a guide when I
finish my work now
I must go thank you for hospitality of
your house and especially thanks to
Yulia who I will show you out
hope to see you tomorrow you see it's
very important I good I too hope to see
you
why'd you hold oh if you're friends of
mine I want you to be friends of his as
well don't tell me I'm drunker than
knowing you see the fourth answer the
series to matter the little lady refute
I know ask you didn't ask
what's the matter you're not interested
in your uncle's treasure anymore I
interested yes it's not easy to ask so
soon you see they invited me to dinner
right away
lyoha
they'd taken help
who was it who colleague or and his band
they make their hideout in old abandoned
mission house don't worry we save
take China with
hey here they come take a girl watch you
Kelly
yeah place your men among the rocks so
they can protect the mission right dig
on you laughs get out many rocks hallo
hallo
no we need you to keep a lookout
there's your mission
take it what the hell's this you'll pay
we're gonna split here you gone mad no
no no this is very very dangerous
already one innocent man died I go alone
I fight for honor of my family
you risk die for nothing now that's a
very pretty speech but I'm not letting
you go in there alone Darko time I said
no and not change mine now you listen to
me you hard head I might be a thief I
might have spent more time in jail than
the retired prison guard but nobody can
accuse me of running out on a friend now
you don't want me to go with you
I don't give a damn but you can't stop
me from doing what I want wait a moment
if you know what money what you want
watch me
a ludus amigo
I'm looking for a man by the name of
hope am I on the right Road
see not only are you on the right Road
but you arrive at your destination
you didn't see me last night gringo but
I saw you and I recognized you
here you have killed many of my men now
you're gonna pay
where is your friend he's out recruiting
men
your people are doomed to destruction
and purgatory Psalms I think Saba vase
f83 which concludes let them be
confused and overtaken forever and
shameless in petition in other words go
to hell
entire I put him in a stable it'll be a
pleasure
Sancho
it'll give you time to freshen up your
memory go see to the horses
I was waiting for him for three days and
what did you do you had to shoot him
coffee and last
Oh doc Kota son of lady who passed favor
for profit today son of a bitches
quitter
quick
amigo I'm looking for a man by the name
of Hobart my on the right Road leaving
to me dammit I was just getting warmed
up
you better keep that you might need it
no I know that weapon
all right reaches on
must be some way getting those Mexicans
out in the open
why don't you get up onto the roof try
to get behind the chapel but don't do
anything till I get started
how I know when that is don't worry
you'll hear it
this is my baby has she talked No
is that so
so she hasn't learned to read yet you
listen to me I want you to translate
those peculiar messages or I'll have you
killed but I don't read Chinese I've
never been to China I was born here in
America let's make her dance like a bear
in a circus you have a very good idea
put the fire under the cage maybe with
that you will loosen your tongue you can
change your mind
tell me what weighing has written and I
will set you free
speak I don't know anything
if you won't do it young Chinese will
when we capture him
come on can pace throws too much the Kia
came up
and some Chinese will be tortured to
tell him you don't speak first
you wouldn't like that now would you
speak
what's that writing mean the matter
we're having a little tequila
I wouldn't try that
that's wise this wars over it is written
that the only true victory is
entertaining the kingdom of heaven no
leave him to me
where is the gold
where is the fortune your uncle Wang
took from it and why are you return
without it my lord
Wang had nothing for us there was no
fortune you are liar and your time has
come
Jing you're a vile traitor and also a
thief cut off his head I trust in your
great sense of justice when you know
Wang did send fortune to you here sign
it concealed in statue
it's locked
you got here just in time
I always show up on time my friend
except when you find safe is empty what
are these
they are shares in important American
companies you are ten times richer than
you were
thanks to wisdom of my uncle and what
can I do for you let us go warlord my
friend want to see China and that take
some time o tells me it's a little bit
bigger than the United States I kind of
like to see it for myself I might like
it better go
hey you two what are you waiting for
oh come on come on I thought you two
were gonna show me China