Blondinka za uglom (1984) - full transcript
An unemployed astrophysicist finds a job of a docker at a grocery store, where he falls in love with a street-wise saleswoman in the produce department. But the groom runs away at the wedding reception.
Hello
Take a seat
Everyone is seated?
May I start? Thank you
Imagine life one day
will become simple for all
Each of us will be
happy, singing, carefree
This time is very near - we
will all become ideal people
In each role we will be faultless
Just as we are in love
This will happen, without doubt
While for now there is
both laughter and sorrow
So let us return to our time
And exaggerate a few things
We will ascertain with a
touch of sadness and shame
That we are capable of becoming heroes
Unfortunately, not all the time
LENFILM
First Creative Union
A fantastic story with
a prologue, an epilogue
and a musical commentary
by Andrei Mironov
Tatyana Dogileva
Andrei Mironov
In the film
A blonde girl around the corner
Script by ALEKSANDR CHERVINSKY
Director VLADIMIR BORTKO
Operators IVAN BAGAEV
VALENTIN KOMAROV
Artist VLADIMIR SVETOZAROV
Composer ISAAC SHWARZ
Sound Operator NATALIYA AVANESOVA
Stage Directors: A. ABAKAROV
A. BURMISTROVA
Editor: V. SHWARZ
Montage: M. AMOSOVA Costumes: Yu. KOLOTKO
Conductor E. HACHATURIAN
Song lyrics:
V. SUMARKOVA
B. RAZERA
V. KONSTANTINOVA
Assistant producers: V.
MIHAILOV N. VASIL'EVA
Operators M. KULIKOV
Montage E. MARTINOVA
Assistant director: T. PUTENKOVA
Photographer: M. LELYA
Decorator: I. MISHINA Sound
recording V. MIHNEVICH
Administrators:
V. GRISHIN R. TUR A. KABAKOV S. SOKOLOV
Film Director: VLADIMIR SEMENEZ
Starring
Gavrila Maksimovich: MARK PRUDKIN Tatiana
Vasil'eva: EVGENIYA HANAEVA Regina:
ELENA SOLOVEI Crocodile: ANATOLY SLIVNIKOV
Rashid Rashidovich BAADUR TSULADZE
Supermarket worker: ANATOLY
RAVIKOVICH, ALEKSEI ZHARKOV
Nervous customer SERGEY BEHTEREV
Ogurzov: PAVEL KADOCHNIKOV
Could you tell me please,
there will be onions for sale?
Excuse me, will there be onions?
He knows
Tell me please, will
there be onions or not?
I am asking you, will there be onions?
I am talking to you - will
there be onions for sale?
The Torpeda team is losing
Goal! Another one!
Yes, that was the last chance
for Torpeda during the match
What a possibility - such
opportunities must be made the most of
Zero - one, torpeda loses
Please could you let me
know, if there will be onions
You will lose your amber ring
in the bet, before you know it
I am here about the onions
Could you tell me...?
You don't know?
Please could you let me
know, if you will have onions?
Take the ring, if they don't want to play
You know me, I would
not feel sad to give away a
diamond ring if only the
bourgeious team was punished
Stop it, I won't take it
Take it, I say! My word is the law
I will earn myself another one,
no problem! I don't undestand...
I honestly don't understand
why our team keeps losing
All the conditions are created for them
They train all year - cars
are there for their taking
Free flats, trips abroad
They have 60 million fans!
And they still lose, the devils!
Excuse me please, I am asking you again
Will onions be for sale?
There is no order in the team
As they write in newspapers - people
act like they have no responsibility
No-one cares about anything
No respect for their role
Because people have become greedy
Forgot how life used to
be - only pasta to eat, but
we were still happy. We
would get together, sing songs
And won, by the way
Now everyone has
everything but it is not enough
If he is sacked from one
place, he will go somewhere else
Comrades, will anyone answer me?
They think too much of themselves
I tell my children - the most
important thing is community
Here is one branch, it is easily snapped
Lots of branches make a
broom - that can't be broken
Football is a group sport -
everyone has become too clever
A person needs to have fear
So, no-one knows anything?
Young man, why are you shouting?
I am asking, will there be onions or not?
He does not want my soul, he wants onions
Do not be rude to me!
The queue sent me
Young man, the queue
could not have sent
you as we do not have
any such organisation
Go to the hall, take the book
of complaints and write in it
I will write!
Write
A real beast, huh? How he looked at me
You are a human though -
you could have talked to him
Next time he would have been wiser
Maybe no-one told him
how he should behave
Maybe he grew up without a mother
He grew up without
Mummy, without Daddy -
can't explain anything
to someone like that
A beast will never become a human
A fool will never become clever
Anyone can be made a human
being if he is approached humanely
Nadya, you exaggerate. Only in
films can you make a person right
In life, a person who all is lost for
can't even be helped by his own mother
I would have helped my son
Yes
Why are there no onions?
Because the alcoholic
heaver is asleep in it
Go and make a human being out of him
Alcoholism is an illness, which should
be treated. Which one is the heaver?
The new one, first day here today
Only the grave will cure him
Each one has his own fate, Nadya
What fate? We do
not believe in that stuff
Reform him. For a bet!
You don't care that
a person is being lost
Do you care?
Yes
If we do not help him,
Rashidik, then who will?
Who will save a person?
Yes... a pessimistic vision
Pessimistic?
Why did you drink in the heat?
You could die like that
I do not think death is
the most frightening thing
A person cannot know if he has
died - he simply no longer exists
If you do not exist, why do you drink?
Why?
Did you get sacked from
your previous job for drinking?
No, I wasn't sacked
An even worse thing
happened - I committed suiside
I've been dead 5 years and I can
tell you - I used to be in love with you
I do not even know your name
Nadezhda
What a miracle
Come on!
Pleasure to meet you
Even though I have been
seeing you every morning
Where?
You were leaving a magically green car
Genas Chrysler
You did not notice me
I really liked you then
And now?
Even more
Now I am a corpse
I am in the afterlife
Stop that! You are in
our life, not the afterlife
We will fight for you
You are lovely
Our professor in the narcotics
clinic is a specialist in alcoholics
If need be - I will
arrange a specialist rehab
centre, if you run
away - we will catch you
No problem. You will stop drinking
Drinking is fairly disgusting
I have nowhere to
run - I really like it here
Well done - realisation
is half of your success
What is your name?
Nikolai Gavrilovich
Like Chernishevsky
Funny, isn't it?
Why funny? A great
russian name and patronymic
A great one
For a great person
You needed to study
I did study
Not the right subjects,
or with the right teachers
Oh not the right
subjects or teachers at all
You see the point
Your head hurts?
It always hurts from something
You persuaded me. But
this is the first and last time
No more alcohol in future. Here you go
I brought you some cold beer
What is this?
Imported beer
Drink it, don't be scared
What a great thing -
I've never seen one like it
You haven't seen many
good things in life in general
That is why you have
such pessimistic thoughts
Pessimistic
Come on. All right, let's get out
I will get you cleaned up
Just listen to me
and all will be in order
Help me a second
No, he is with me
I will arrange it so I can always see you
Whether you want it or not we
will make a human being out of you
Do you want to be human?
Very much
No problem. All the roads are
open for everyone, and for you too
Simply you didn't have
a goal in life up to now
I had the wrong goal, and now none at
all. I do not know what a goal should be
Like everyone else.
Everyone must be happy
It is as though you fell from the moon
That is a very creative
way of putting it.
Yes, I used to be the
man from the moon
Maybe you are not a drinker?
I used to not drink
I thought you were loading furniture into
houses before starting to work for us
No, Naden'ka, I used to work at the
institute of space research, did research
Up to day before yesterday
That is who you look like!
Like who?
Like the TV show presenter
in "World of Animals"
As he starts saying
"Scorpios are uniquely
intelligent" I get
goosepimples all down my back
My kind of man
A scientist
Watch out!
I used to be a scientist
I used to be on TV too
When?
About 15 years ago
Oh... I only watched kids TV back then
Then everyone talked
of space exploration, it
seemed we would contact
the aliens any minute
I calculated the wavelength
of the signal we would receive
I waited 15 years for the signal
from our "intelligent brothers"
From Mars?
No, Nadya, not from Mars.
After all, it does not matter at all
For 15 years I went all
across town to the institute
In the meantime - I was a
journal editor, helped the police
And waited
Watch out!
Did you wait long enough?
No, Naden'ka, I never heard a signal
I lost 15 years in vain
You and I are the only
intelligence in the universe
I understood a lifter is
much for useful for society
He earns more too
So you are not an alcoholic?
Alas
But you are still mad
I have that from childhood
Watch out!
You seem to laugh a lot
I laugh, therefore I exist
No, you laugh because you are
nervous and thinking all the time
You could get into a mad house at
this rate - you must seek distraction
Do you have hobbies?
No
How come? You do not love books?
Where can one get books?
No problem - if there is a will, a spark
A person can do anything.
Do you want to be a booklover?
I do
That is it - you are a booklover
I know a main officer in the
bookshop - we will go to him tomorrow
Do you want to see "Time-machine"?
Very much. What is it?
It is a rarity
I do not understand
Just do not stress, you will
understand everything gradually
What do they call you usually,
just the name or patronymic?
As you wish
I will just use the name
The name is good, you
are almost still young
What do your parents call you?
Nikolen'ka
Nikolai, let us go somewhere tonight.
You need cultural rest, don't you?
I'd love to but my Mum
and Dad are waiting for me
We could come in and warn them
That is difficult
Everything is difficult
with you because you are...
A pemissist... no a psesimist
What difference does it make?
None really
I do not have the money for a social life
Money does not bring happiness
An interesting thought
My own. Hold your head
higher, you are young
Everything is ahead for you
A job does not define a man.
And you need to eat more
You need to eat more so
you have the strength to fight
Rashid you are like
and artist in his workshop
Why not, Naden'ka? The
great Michaelangelo said:
How do I sculpt? I take marble
and remove everything extra
I work like that too - I take meat
and remove all the necessary
Come on, work
Marble
That is for you
Rashidik, make another
2 kilos of good meat
For who?
For the new one
No, there is no need
He is already eating with you
Lokk what progress
Rashidik, if creatures
from other stars came to
us, would you know
what to talk to them about?
Why not?
About what then? You
never finished high school
About work. I'd tell
them about my children
Let them come, we would have a good chat
The one who has no work
or children has nothing to say
I have everything
It is a shame they will never fly to us
Why not?
Because no-one exists except us
That is what a certain Comrade told me -
the most important one in flying saucers
A very interesting man
Oh, it is ok, Nikolai!
It will be heavy for you,
you are not used to it
Besides it is not a
man's job to carry bags
Nonsense. I always carry them
What is your wife for?
I do not have a wife.
My parents are elderly
We will make them happy
That bag is for your relatives
What is there?
All the rare foods. We need to
celebrate your first day at the new job
No, this is completely impossible
My dad will be furious, he
has contempt for all indulgence
He won't understand where it came from
I did not tell him I left science
I simply can't utter these words
If only you knew, how
much faith they put in me
Nikolai, I had a thought just now
I read somewhere you can
get a room if you have a library
So it is a really good hobby
And if you have a dog
they give you a room too
No, for a dog only a few square metres
Also, you should do sport
Karate. A Sensei shops with us
So no problem
You promise?
I am your slave
Never ever argue with me.
Because I know better, how it is best
The bags
Aha! The crocodile has made it
Why a crocodile?
Because of crocodile Gena in
the cartoon. You like cartoons?
Not very
I love them
My brother
He is quiet, but terribly
kind. He would kill for me
Nikolai Gavrilovich, our kind of man
Crocodile, take the
bags and open the door
Nikolai Gavrilovich, sit in the
front you will be more comfortable
What a beautiful car you have
You probably worked abroad?
Crocodile is a mechanic
in the autoservice
He has golden hands
If you want he will make
a car like that for you too
I never thought about it
You must think
We have a tragedy as usual
Regina dropped soap into the
soup, so there is nothing to eat!
Quietly, Mummy
Come in then! No need to wipe your feet!
Don't be afraid she shouts
because her throat is not well
Greetings
I have worked in a school for 40 years
I am a teacher, my name
is Tatyana Vasil'evna
Nadezhda
That is my brother, Gennady
Nice to meet you
You are renovating the flat?
No, we just moved recently
Haven't settled in yet
We are here for the
third year, we used to live
in the centre but the house
is being knocked down
No more questions
How do you treat your throat?
It is a professional
illness - untreatable!
Our department head treated hers
- it was a professional illness too
They wrote complaints about here
every day - and I treated her in a week
No problem. You will
sing, Tatyana Vasil'evna
You are just lovely, Darling!
Aha, our beauty has appeared
That is Regina, Nikolen'ka's friend
I am mad - first the soap
and now I keep thinking
Do I put the gas on first and then
light the match or the other way around?
Always like that
First I put the gas on
First the match
You need a branded Bosch stove
- you turn a switch and it lights itself
No problem
Simple, like all genious things
Regina, this is Nadezhda and Gennady
That is how I life - in constant
confict of body and soul
Although, I am not alone. Life in
general is a battle between soul and body
Do you agree?
I undestood you
For now, let us go to the kitchen
Let us put the kettle on together
Please
You must be hungry?
Let us make a pizza
I know an amazing recipe
You cut everything you have
in the house into little pieces
Put it in the oven
Only I do not think we have anything
Did you buy anything, Nikolen'ka?
Empty
Oh, great! We will eat bread and butter
like the English in Dickensian novels
Nikolen'ka, did you buy butter?
No
How do you mean - I
asked you to buy butter!
I didn't see any
I have some - no problem
Darling, you are our saviour!
Then let us sit at the table
This is terrible - you
will all hate me now
There is no bread, I ate it
Something came over me, I was daydreaming
And when I came to, it turned
out I had eaten the whole loaf
Oh you, artistic people!
You are all egoists
But we love you anyway
Inspriration needs nutrition
The poet Krilov used to eat whole geese!
Nikolen'ka- run off to the
neihbours, ask them for bread
You will scare everyone
off, shouting like that
I have some - Crocodile get it out
Forgive me for the pause
So that you can undestand
the complexity of the situation
The subtlety and issue here is...
That while living in this world we
something take evil for goodness
We sometimes accept evil as goodness
He is active, creating.
Everything in life pleases him
For him there are no questions
or problems whether in day or night
The difficulty always
has been distiguishing
good from evil
regardless of the wrapper
And telling the difference
between angel and devil
Telling the difference between
good and evil, angels and demons
Darling, where is all this from?
From a shop
You see, Nadyusha, I am
torn between teaching and my
husband, and Nikolen'ka is
absolutely no good at shopping
He grew up somewhat inactive
I do not undestand how such a pessimist
could have grown up in our family
My words precisely
This is my Dad
Yes, I am his Father
What did I always tell him? I always
told him not to delay happiness for later
What else did I always tell him?
I told him our future is
beautiful and full of light
Work for it, love it and
bring the present into it
Whatever you can bring
And there will be no problems!
Lavrik, be quiet and let people eat
I am Gavrila Maskimovich
Nice to meet you. Nadezhda
This is my brother Gennady
Nice to meet you
Nadyusha, dear, tell me -
do you work with Nikolen'ka?
In the neigbouring department
- Which one precisely?
- Gastronomical
In the astronomical?
Dad doesn't hear well
Let us not talk of it
Tanysha, we have some
drink left over from New Years
Let us go to the room
No, Regisha drank it all to cure her cold
Oh, what a shame
I have some
And no problem
A young woman who is an astronomer...
Nadyusha, are there many women?
In your department?
Oh, it is just girls
I am proud of my job
Wonderful
Then let us drink for our lovely Ladies
For your beauty and patience
For your wisdom
The thing is that everything in our fate
is connected to you one way or another
I once fell in love with a female Doctor
The thing is, I...
Oh.. what I have remembered!
What?
I think I left an iron on at home
Are you sure?
No, I turned it off, definitely
Forgive me for God's sake, Gavrila
Maksimovich, I always interfere
It's all right
Kolya, do not look at me
as though I am an enemy
Do such things not happen to you?
No
Let us move on. Listen to your father.
Once in 6 months I am
hospitalised for procedures
Connected to my body wound
Now I think I did not turn it off
What to do?
The main thing is that
the procedure is done my
the same wonderful
doctor that I am in love with
Excuse me, but if I left
it, will there be a fire?
Of course
Quiet
I am lying in the ward -
and then there is a rumour
that a delegation of Western
doctors is coming to us
They came to us too from different places
Of course - let them see
But, it is not only the doctors
who come but the journalists
Oh, that lot will write all sorts
Exactly
Should I go home?
What if I go home and all is well
there - I will never forgive myself
Of course you should
go - so you can calm down
Gena will drive you
I am just finishing
I am very embarassed,
but I will go after all
You will not be offended?
No, we will not
I will not trouble you too much?
Good-bye
Good-bye, Regina Darling
So where was I, the foreigners..
She askes everyone, who
would like to be operated
on? Everyone refuses.
Then she approaches me
The eyes, eybrows, her
gaze, her eyelashes...
The question in her
eyes - well, I am in love
Women, the devils, the feel
your passion towards them
Always!
What should I do?
It is a question of my Lady's honour
I offer myself as a candidate
Great!
Don Quixote. You are a fool, not a hero
Maybe I am a fool
The guests come
I am put on the table
The my darling stars climbing
around in my spinal chord
Spare us the details
I listen to it for the hundredth
time and it gives me goosepimples
The details God keeps, are they say
My head is full of
mist, my eyes of sparks
I may not know english but I
can see they are all impressed
I pass out, but in the
morning I wake up famous
Gavlrila Maksimovich,
let us drink to you! I
have simply fallen in
love with you, honest!
And I with you!
You, Nikolai are simply an egoist!
You have wonderful parents
and you should have done
everything to create a
great lifestyle for them
Never mind, I will make
a human being out of you
I am already almost a human being
I already want to...
Have a green car
A flat in the centre
I want to do karate -
it was my childhood
dream to break a brick
with the side of my hand
But I always thought it is not for me
But then who is it for,
I do not understand?
For who is it, if not for you?
What did you parents want
- for you to have all the best!
You are to live in the 21st century!
You are a human being of the future
No, Nadya, you know
It is you who is a person of the future
No, we are all people of
the future - let us drink to us!
For us!
I have had enough
We haven't had a nice
sit-down like that for ages!
Plus, its the "week-end"!
Let us go on a trip somewhere!
No, Garik must not
We can go to the restaraunt
"Seventh Sky". Or to Church
It is Easter tomorrow!
I've never seen the
Church Easter procession
No problem!
But the faithfull are there -
and we will just stand like tourists
But it is all right with me!
Our Head of department
shops there - a great man!
I can guess who this is
Hello?
It's me!
The iron was on!
But turns out it burnt out
ages ago - so there was no fire!
Genochka was so kind
as to repair it at once
Then he went to the
bathroom to wash his hands,
saw that there was no
light and mended the wiring
So now we will wash in the light
When it became light
he saw the tiles are
falling off, and now
he is gluing them back
They are calling us
to watch the Church
procession - but you
must be terribly tired?
I quite understand you -
we will be right there later on
Seems Crocodile and
Reginka are getting delayed
Imagine, only yesterday I
was afraid to approach you
And I was afraid to approach you
You did not pay me any attention
I did pay you attention -
but it meant nothing to you
It is interesting, why did you notice me?
I just noticed you and that's it
Maybe I remember you from childhood
From childhood? I don't quite understand
On TV
You are joking?
Girls always fall in love
with who they see on TV
Our Mother left us, Dad drank
Grandad and the crocodile brought me up
I loved them of course, but... I
wanted to love someone else too
So maybe I chose you
Later I forgot you
Now seems I have remembered you again
Maybe you and I have
already met in the past
When?
In previous lives
They wrote in the
"Technology for Youth" journal
That maybe we have
already lived other lives
And we were different people in them
Or maybe not even people, but animals
Or insects
But already met
Nadya, don't
Don't talk about it, Naden'ka
Why?
There are things we cannot judge
We do not have the right to judge them
I do have the right
I am a blood donor of the second category
You are a Darling, not a donor
Have you ever given blood?
What does blood have to do with it?
No, I never gave blood
I have allergies - my blood
is not needed by anyone
And mine is needed
In the hospital, everywhere, for everyone
I will say what I think and
you are not to shut me up
It was a stupid joke
Take that
What is this for?
Tickets for you Easter
Naden'ka, have I hurt you somehow?
What do you know about anything, what?
That's it. I am going to
Pushkino, and you can
go anywhere you want
with your ugly girlfriend
Good-bye
What Pushkino, Nadya?
I live in Pushkino, I do not
have the Moscow registration
So what? You will despise
me even more now?
You think I haven't noticed the
glances you've been giving me
I was glancing at you?
Look at you, think you are Saint Nicholas
Who are you to decide which
rights I have and do not have
Who do you take me for?
He did not like my shopping bag with food
It is not that I didn't like it...
You think I steal
I did
But you ate!
I did eat
And your elite ate too
What do I need you for, think about that!
That is what I cannot understand
I will survive without you, where
as you will be lost without me
Tanya, forgive me if I hurt you somehow
Forgive me, please
Fools steal, clever
people live on their salary
They help each other out of respect
Who have you helped in your life?
No-one
That's it. Go to her, to her!
Nadya! Forgive me!
I am a scoundrel, I had
no right to think badly of you
That's it I said - go to her!
I hate you
Where should I go?
Go to her, she is a
sophisticated young woman
I do not want to go to her
I don't want to
You wanted to for so many years
and suddenly you don't want to anymore
Scoundrel!
Nothing happened
We were simply friends
Talked
For ten years you talked
Nadya, I swear nothing happened!
We just drank tea and talked
She is a lonely person,
doesn't know how
to do anything and
is afraid of everything
I pitied her
You never pitied me once
What is there to pity you for?
She is not afraid of anything
I am the one afraid
I am afraid of you
Of me?
Who else?
I dreamt of you my whole life
and you think it's ok to mock me
I do not need anything for myself
I do not care about anything
Maybe I waited for you my whole life so
I could live and work for you, and you...
You are ashamed of me and you laugh at me
You always laughing at me
Not at all, I admire you, Nadya
Mocking me again?
I am only capable of mocking myself
Liar!
You are always lying!
When you say you are secretly
in love with me, you are also lying!
What kind of humour is that
Please don't cry
Don't touch me
I am not worthy of your tears
I promise I am not lying to you
Every morning I saw
you I thought with sadness
how there were not
such girls in my time
There could not have been, after the war
You are a child of a different era
You are too... brave, too strong
Too confident for me
And I am afraid of you
Can't you see?
I never though I would be
taken over by something like that
We are completely different
people, you understand that
But it is a fact
This morning I was parting with life
I am in love with you
No
That is impossible
It is possible
Maybe I love you too
I have nothing to gain from
you, must mean I love you
Laugh at me if you want,
call me a devil if you want
Or call me an angel
Only I am yours forever now
I am yours forever
Let us do the repairs
in the summer, not now
During the holidays
What?
We will send off the
parents for a holiday
and create a proper
interiour for them
Or better change flats now
Will we live just like
that or get registered?
You know best, how it's best
Better to get registered
Then I will have a Moscow
registration and by myself a Vyatka
What?
I can buy myself a Vyatka -
an automatic washing machine
They are only sold to Moscow citizens
Do you need time to think?
To think about what?
My dear one
Time to think before
registering the marriage
As you like
I have had time to think already
Me too
I heard they don't
register you immediately
They will - no problem
Even tomorrow
You want to do it tomorrow?
Tomorrow!
I agree
Will we have a wedding?
As you like
We ought to
For our closest relatives
We can get together at our place
Better in "Akselsiour"
Where?
It is a restaraunt, just opened
I have never been there
Crocodile will take
us, we will hire a hall
For two hundred people
or so, no more. Yes?
It will probably be very expensive...
Not for you to worry about,
I will borrow some money
I only plan to marry once in my life
Don't forget to get a
photo taken tomorrow
Why?
For tourism - we will got
on a honeymoon, won't we?
Genious!
We will put a tent up, wear trainers
Why?
Why? I will get some tickets
for a boat cruise around Africa
Spring in Africa is heaven
Do you want to go to Africa?
With you? Even to the end of the world!
Aha, Crocodile and Regina are here
Let us put our shoes on
Drops have fallen on you, Darling
It's ok, I have another
dress and suit in the car
Come on!
Who could have thought - me in Africa
A drink? Vodka, whisky, sherry?
Whisky for me, only a tiny bit
Otherwise I will start to
behave inappropriately
Nikolai, I think you wanted
to tell them something
Regina, a miracle has happened
While Nadya and I were
waiting for you, we decided to...
We already decided to go
and I started to get dressed
But the zip on my back broke
It goes from top to bottom, I am always
afraid I will be left naked in that dress
Hold you glass and let Nikolai speak
You have already noticed I
get in the way of everyones lives
Regina, Nadya and I decided...
You understand, the zip
got stuck right in the middle
Can't go up or down - a
completely inappropriate story
I sit and think,
which way to pull it - if
down then I may not
get dressed today ever
And if I pull up, it might break the zip
Genochka was waiting in the corridor
So then I decided to sew it up
and dropped a needle down my neck
Regina, let us be friends - I will
give you a new dress, a french one
Oh, could these be salty nuts?
I like you - you are not standard
Me too
You see, I would still
be sitting there and
thinking now, but Genochka
came in and saved me
You can't imagine how hard it
was for him to get that needle
Then he was so kind
as to sew me up himself
It tickled incredibly and I
laughed completely inappropriately
Genochka never even
smiled, like a true Gentleman
Reginka, can you be quiet for a moment?
You understand, when he sewed me
up I asked him, who will undo me again?
Before I go to sleep?
Then he offered me to become his wife
What do you mean he offered?
Silently
What a night
And everyone is in love
Like in Shakespear's comedy
I never thought I would
see so many religious people
They are just as religious as you and me
Then why did they come here?
What do you mean, why? It is
Easter - an ancient celebration
The meeting of spring
- we respect traditions
Hi, Nadezhda!
These are not just traditions
It is a Church
What do you think the Church is?
Explain
You do not know yourself?
I am simply interested in what you think
I think it is an open-air museum
Ancient art, architecture
and music are here
It is an ancient tradition
So people are interested
Some people go straight from the
registry office to a Church wedding
Are you ideologically not against that?
Ideologically, I am against that
Shame
Shame, we would have
looked great by the Altar
Let us get out of here
Let's go
Oh, that is who will get
us a stainless steel sink!
No, he waited for no miracles
But he was granted the
joy of suddenly falling in love
Now he will have everything
All that he dreamt and did not dream of
There will be a happy marriage
Right after which, our heroes
will enjoy material posessions
Almost all of them
What next?
What next? One can guess
They will take from life all that
it is capable of granting them
Plus (how can I best sing this bit?)
Plus a stainless steel
sink. Is there any need to list
These dreams are standard
- they will have everything
But again the question
appears - what next?
The question seems to be simple
He is someone of international
importance - how do you know him?
I met him at exhibitions, conferences
You are allowed into conferences?
There are all our people there
- writers, artists, famous actors
How do you get in there?
With Crocodile - without
him they are without wheels
It was always my dream
to be friends with artists
It never worked out
Now it will be your usual crowd
I do not think it will be interesting for
them with me, who needs a physisist loser
What do they need me for?
You think they bear my company
because I provide them with rare food
Yes
Maybe that is why you love me too?
No
Then for what?
I do not know
They do not know either - artists
are obliged to love their people
And I am the people -
as are you, Nikolen'ka
It is just that you
are not in your best
state now, but that's
ok. I will sort you out
The ununitable is
uniting - serious things
- and suddenly a
stainless steel sink
Because we have goals and dreams
Growth of material well-being
And exchange - the
house in Pushkino, plus
your flat, puls Crocodile
moves to Reginkas
Wait, wait, wait...
One, two, three, four, five
Wait!
Six people - we have the
right for a large living area
Please stop
Why?
I beg you to be quiet
You love poetry?
Yes
Read me a poem, for
example... you love poetry?
I don't know for example - " I desire
to reach the deep meaning of all"
"In work, in search for my
path in life, in affairs of the heart"
"I constantly must grab
the thread of fates, events"
"To think, to feel, to love"
To make discoveries, let us try!
Lift you head up and look up
When you see this whole
miracle - what do you think of?
I think whether we should ask to
be put in a new house or an old one
What do you think?
A new one is better
No, an old one is better - less standard
In Arbatskaya street
Is that possible?
Well, someone must
live there, why not us?
The house is emptied from inside
and a new interiour is inserted
What, a whole house?
A bungalow. Now
there is a communal flat
there, elderly people
finishing their days
We will put the elderly in
Pushkino, lots of fresh air
While we protect in historical
building, thus helping the government
We will live in a palace
I found one - a tiny
one, but with columns!
We will take you to a spiritual
healer, check your biofield
You will live forever!
Do you want to live forever, little one?
Do not call me "little one"!
I won't, I won't
But I still feel I am older than you
If there is a fire, I will carry
you out, and not you me
Naden'ka, I feel dizzy
It is ok, we will go to the sauna
now and you will come to life
To the sauna?
To the sauna!
Reginka, what is up with you?
Probably I am a masochist
I was so happy when
Gena was hitting me with
birch branches - I
felt complete liberation
Such things only happened
to me in the conservatoire
So, Nikolai
A person is happy only if he is famous
That is why you have to be famous
We will show you on TV
Yes, our supermarket is shown there often
But even better on the TV show
"The Obvious and Incredible"
You can speak in more detail
there - your Father would be happy
What do you think about that?
I think that I prefer port to vodka
I always dream of drinking port
I always dreamt of a friend like you
I suggest a toast to your silence
You know how to be silent
- it is a great and rare gift
Gena!
Repeat performance?
Or are you terribly tired?
You are my "Obvious and Incredible"
I will indroduce you to their presenter
Does he shop at yours too?
Little one, do I really
irritate you with my chatter?
No, no. I am terribly
interested in all you say
So, it is decided
We arrange your TV perfomance
About what?
About what you like?
About space creatures?
Nadya, do not talk about that
They about your current job - even better
More unusual
You will speak of your invention
But I did not invent anything
You will
You will improve tools of your trade
What is the tool of your trade?
I drag a trolley along by a wire
So... suggest replacing the wire
with a string, and four wheels with three
Overall in the country there
will be a huge economy of metal
And the radius of the turn
will be lower for the trolley
It already has three wheels
Then suggest two
It will fall
Devil take it, let it fall
Nikolai, understand.
The show is not about how
to make trolleys but
about creative response
To raise interest in art
among the wide masses
Well... agreed?
How simple it all is
After the show you
will be noticed at once
Immediately - and they will
transfer you to an intellectual job
Maybe to the institute of
even the ministry of trade
No, there will be another journal
to edit there and you will run away
To you!
Well, then, the TV plan is off
It is off. Trust me, I no
longer dream of fame
Thanks to you I feel something
unknown to me previously
One of peace in my soul
And love for life
I accept the world as it is
I have faith in the future
Today I started to also
have faith in the present
I am no longer a "psesimmist"
I am in love... oh, and drunk
Zhenechka!
Untill tomorrow
Wake up!
I am not sleepy at all
Where is everyone?
Crocodile went to take
Reginka back and return for me
I will wait for him by the house
and we will go to Pushkino
What Pushkino, you will sleep here
Quiet, everyone is asleep
I will wait for Crocodile and
leave anyway, I will not stay
Nadya!
I love you
Nikolen'ka!
I cannot
I can't stay
I am old enough to be your Grandad, Nadya
If we were just messing
around, I would have
stayed, but this way
- it would not be good
It is not good - I am surprised
you do not understand
Nikolen'ka, I cannot stay
I am not asleep, come in
Queitly, Mummy is asleep
So, how was it?
Father, I have come with Nadezhda
We have decided to get married
What about Regina?
Regina is with Gena, the Crocodile
Do you remember what I always said
Remember, what he said to you
The relations between men and
women are defined by just one measure
The measure of love
I am very glad
I had a feeling this would happen
Daddy, she wants to go to Pushkino
Yes
She will not go anywhere. She
will stay here, I can sleep on the floor
I will sleep on the floor
I am not asleep. I will be
the one sleeping on the floor!
Mother...
Well... I am getting married
Great!
Tat'yana Vasil'evna,
is your throat better?
I will just shout or whisper!
Naden'ka, I will sleep on
the floor, I want it that way
Why are we all whispering
if no-one is asleep?
And why sleep on the
floor if there is a folding bed?
Yes, there is a folding bed!
It all doesn't matter,
we are moving soon!
Did you ever think you
would live in a palace?
Never doubted it!
I am convinsed we
must all live in palaces
So no need to unpack then
Naden'ka, you will sleep in Nikolen'ka's
room and Nikolen'ka in the kitchen
Yes
Thank you very much but it is
really better that I go to Pushkino
You will not go anywhere
I am a terrible person, but
I could not stop Genochka
He saw the wallpaper
coming off and decided to tear
it down at once, so as to
put new ones up tomorrow
I am afraid it will
take him untill morning
I cannot imagine how
Nadezhda will make it home
She is staying with you?
Wonderful
What happened?
Nadya
What is wrong?
Nothing
Nothing
I simply thought...
About what?
Well... you won't understand
Maybe I will
You know, I thought...
I will marry you, we
will live together happily
We will have a boy
He will be the most beautiful,
the healthiest and the happiest
He will have everything
He will have everything -
languages, music, figure skating
Clothes too. Because
that is also very important
We will arrange a school
A special school for geniouses
He will study best of all
And then...
Then we will put him in a university
I haven't chosen which one yet
But the very very best one
Our Grandaddy will be terribly proud
I will go mad from joy
Then his whole degree course
will be sent to "practical labour"
And suddenly.. they will send a
message saying there was a fire nearby
He ran to put it out and
the roof of the house fell
There our son died heroically
You are my only one
My unique one
Such things would never
have entered my head
I imagined it all so so clearly suddenly
But I will give birth to him anyway
Honest. I will give birth
to him, won't I, little one?
Of course you will
We will dress you, do your
hair. We have a wedding tonight
Do my hair?
By tonight you will be a prince
A prince?
We will have sturgeon fish
as tall as you at the party
Which sturgeons?
Like in Ivan the Terrible's reign
Which ones?
Two metre long ones! I have a
friend who organises banquets
Our witnesses will be
Reginka and Crocodile
Dear All!
During this happy day,
at this celebratory feast
The closest and most
faithful friends are assembled
It is spring outside,
the wine is at the table
But today we are a little "Bitter"!
"Bitter"! Let them kiss!
Naden'ka, who are all these people?
Later, later
One, two, three
I have decided
Decided what?
Decided to take this step.
Genochka, I agree to be your wife
When we were in the
registry office, I was not ready
And now I am sad that we have
not registered our relationship
No problem. Crocodile, quickly go to the
registry office. One foot here, one there
What is up with you?
Smile
Smile to the guests
Who are these people?
These are my very very
closest friends, and now yours too
Come on, I will introduce you to everyone
Meet Valentina Petrovna
Railway tickets
My pleasure
Please. Vladimir Arkad'evich
Flat renovations
Nikolai!
Pleased to meet you
Come here!
Dzhul'etta Sumakovna
Black sea coastline
This way
Stella
Complete works of famous authors
Nikolai Gavrilovich
The main one on flying saucers
Meet Palich
Always a pleasure
Theatre tickets
The main one on flying saucers
Nikolen'ka!
Please meet
Sex therapist
Who?
A sex therapist!
Let us get out of here
Well.. what's wrong?
Nikolen'ka, what happened?
Tell me
What is it, don't be like that?
Look how much fun everyone is having
Look how well everything is, Nikolai?
Have so food, be happy
What is it?
Aha, here is our head of deliveries at
the supermarket, Comrade Ogurtsov
Why is he dressed like that, is he mad?
Come on, let's meet him!
He is with us, excuse me!
Just a minute. Nikolai, I
think you can be congratulated
Thank you very much, we
are very glad you have come
But why are you without a tie?
That is why you were not allowed in
Just a minute
An hour ago I was called
at my country-house
Nikolai, can you imagine
what has happened?
Yes. I got married
So, you do not know anything?
For the first time, a
stable rhythmic signal has
been observed at your
predicted wavelength range
It's for luck!
Most likely... excuse me.. most
likely, it is a coincidence, but...
There is a possibility
It is a signal from
extra-terrestial creatures!
On the day of our wedding, my little one!
I think it is all very undefined so far
But some hope has appeared
Our brothers in intelligence. My
little one, I was not mistaken in you
You are a genious!
It is more likely a "no" than a "yes"
But possibly...
"Yes", rather than "no"
Yes, yes! I am sure it is a "yes"!
This smells of a Nobel prize
Wait
Is there a recording?>
Unfortunately there is no clear recording
You, my dear, deserted us to
be a lifter in a supermarket, and
the girl who replaced you could
not cope with the equipment
So the moment is
lost, we will have to wait
To wait how long?
Shut up
Nikolen'ka, I am your wife and
there are things I know better than you
Now there is a hint that a signal
has been received since you left work
And you are standing and
flapping your ears, why?
Comrade Ogurtsov, were are old friends
I do not understand what you mean, Dear
We've known each other a
hundred years, or have you forgotten?
Oh yes
You help me get hold
of some caviar one time
So we will got to Switzerland to
receive the prize all together, won't we?
Go to the guests, I beg you
Of course, Dear. But we have a
long way to go untill the Nobel prize
There is some work which has to be done
How much?
Maybe a whole life will be needed for it
Maybe ten lives
Can't it be speeded up somehow?
Maybe I need to get hold of something?
Naden'ka, you get hold of salami sausage!
A radiotelescope
I will think
Pay no attention
You wife is lovely
But the nearest free radiotelescope
is beyond the Arctic Circle
The conditions are very tough and
you will not want to go there from Moscow
I am ready to travel anywhere
Right this second
My friends!
A moment of your attention!
Just now, a grandiose
event has taken place!
My husband, Nikolai Gavrilovich Porivaev
The head of Space
Heard the voice of our
intelligent brothers in outer space!
We are not alone in the
universe - there are many like us!
Hurray!
Swing him! Follow me!
Don't touch me! You have no right!
Leave me alone!
Put me back!
What are you doing?
Let me go!
Let him go!
Don't touch me!
Nikolen'ka!
Nikolen'ka, a terrible
thing has happened!
Everyone dance!
No, this is terrible
Yesterday, I broke the phone. This
time I smashed it into little pieces
Genochka brought a new one,
with buttons instead of a disk
Now the police have come, saying
he stole this phone from his workplace
The wheels for the roof
he took from some garage
Other things are
stolen from an exhibition
Now he will be taken to court
It's ok. A person made a mistake
We will call the head judge, he
will get two years on probation
Regina, Nikolai, that
is not the main thing.
The main thing is
that we are not alone!
Somewhere out there, on other
stars, other people like us live!
People of the future!
What nonsense are you talking!
You said so yourself!
I was joking
It is true, Nikolen'ka, that is how it is
We have a future, you,
me, Regina. You have
everything now, and we
will buy what you don't have
What are you saying! What future?
Come here!
Just look at him!
He is the future, yes?
This one is also the future?
No, just you look at them!
Kolya!
Nikolai, where are you going?
What happened, Kolya?
Tell me!
Look at me!
Don't be like that, Kolechka
I don't understand!
I did not understand
what happened, Kolya!
Kolya, where are you going, stop!
My good one, where are you going?
Kolya, Kolechka, where are you running?
What did I do?
What did I do wrong, Kolya?
I wanted as it is better, Darling
I tried so hard for you
Look at me - do you want
me to fulfill all your wishes?
Like the golden fish in the fairy tale?
Kolechka, do not run away from me?
I can't be without you, Darling, really!
Really, I cannot be without you
Kolechka, stop, please
Oh, do not spend your life in vain
On worthless details
People love, and suffer,
and look into the sky at night
Do not allow yourself to
burn up in unworthy issues
For your soul to stay young,
look at the stars more often
For your soul to stay young,
look at stars more often
So as not to waste strength
And not to betray yourself
You must undestand
what it is you live for
Do not allow yourself to
burn up for unreal dreams
For your soul to stay young,
look at the stars more often
However... what am I doing?
The story is not yet over
Explain yourself slower, let
me catch up and restrain you
You will not be able to hide from
love or run away from yourself
The road into the distance
is as far as life itself
Wherever you escape
to - love is calling you
And there is the possibility of happiness
Here is love, it calls,
and happiness is possible
Don't dissappear without trace suddenly
Don't melt away into the distance
Do not run away to
the edge of the universe
Do not circle the planet
The path into the distance is as long as
life itself no matter how faraway you run
But here is love, it calls
and happiness is possible
The End. Film studio "Lenfil'm" 1984
Take a seat
Everyone is seated?
May I start? Thank you
Imagine life one day
will become simple for all
Each of us will be
happy, singing, carefree
This time is very near - we
will all become ideal people
In each role we will be faultless
Just as we are in love
This will happen, without doubt
While for now there is
both laughter and sorrow
So let us return to our time
And exaggerate a few things
We will ascertain with a
touch of sadness and shame
That we are capable of becoming heroes
Unfortunately, not all the time
LENFILM
First Creative Union
A fantastic story with
a prologue, an epilogue
and a musical commentary
by Andrei Mironov
Tatyana Dogileva
Andrei Mironov
In the film
A blonde girl around the corner
Script by ALEKSANDR CHERVINSKY
Director VLADIMIR BORTKO
Operators IVAN BAGAEV
VALENTIN KOMAROV
Artist VLADIMIR SVETOZAROV
Composer ISAAC SHWARZ
Sound Operator NATALIYA AVANESOVA
Stage Directors: A. ABAKAROV
A. BURMISTROVA
Editor: V. SHWARZ
Montage: M. AMOSOVA Costumes: Yu. KOLOTKO
Conductor E. HACHATURIAN
Song lyrics:
V. SUMARKOVA
B. RAZERA
V. KONSTANTINOVA
Assistant producers: V.
MIHAILOV N. VASIL'EVA
Operators M. KULIKOV
Montage E. MARTINOVA
Assistant director: T. PUTENKOVA
Photographer: M. LELYA
Decorator: I. MISHINA Sound
recording V. MIHNEVICH
Administrators:
V. GRISHIN R. TUR A. KABAKOV S. SOKOLOV
Film Director: VLADIMIR SEMENEZ
Starring
Gavrila Maksimovich: MARK PRUDKIN Tatiana
Vasil'eva: EVGENIYA HANAEVA Regina:
ELENA SOLOVEI Crocodile: ANATOLY SLIVNIKOV
Rashid Rashidovich BAADUR TSULADZE
Supermarket worker: ANATOLY
RAVIKOVICH, ALEKSEI ZHARKOV
Nervous customer SERGEY BEHTEREV
Ogurzov: PAVEL KADOCHNIKOV
Could you tell me please,
there will be onions for sale?
Excuse me, will there be onions?
He knows
Tell me please, will
there be onions or not?
I am asking you, will there be onions?
I am talking to you - will
there be onions for sale?
The Torpeda team is losing
Goal! Another one!
Yes, that was the last chance
for Torpeda during the match
What a possibility - such
opportunities must be made the most of
Zero - one, torpeda loses
Please could you let me
know, if there will be onions
You will lose your amber ring
in the bet, before you know it
I am here about the onions
Could you tell me...?
You don't know?
Please could you let me
know, if you will have onions?
Take the ring, if they don't want to play
You know me, I would
not feel sad to give away a
diamond ring if only the
bourgeious team was punished
Stop it, I won't take it
Take it, I say! My word is the law
I will earn myself another one,
no problem! I don't undestand...
I honestly don't understand
why our team keeps losing
All the conditions are created for them
They train all year - cars
are there for their taking
Free flats, trips abroad
They have 60 million fans!
And they still lose, the devils!
Excuse me please, I am asking you again
Will onions be for sale?
There is no order in the team
As they write in newspapers - people
act like they have no responsibility
No-one cares about anything
No respect for their role
Because people have become greedy
Forgot how life used to
be - only pasta to eat, but
we were still happy. We
would get together, sing songs
And won, by the way
Now everyone has
everything but it is not enough
If he is sacked from one
place, he will go somewhere else
Comrades, will anyone answer me?
They think too much of themselves
I tell my children - the most
important thing is community
Here is one branch, it is easily snapped
Lots of branches make a
broom - that can't be broken
Football is a group sport -
everyone has become too clever
A person needs to have fear
So, no-one knows anything?
Young man, why are you shouting?
I am asking, will there be onions or not?
He does not want my soul, he wants onions
Do not be rude to me!
The queue sent me
Young man, the queue
could not have sent
you as we do not have
any such organisation
Go to the hall, take the book
of complaints and write in it
I will write!
Write
A real beast, huh? How he looked at me
You are a human though -
you could have talked to him
Next time he would have been wiser
Maybe no-one told him
how he should behave
Maybe he grew up without a mother
He grew up without
Mummy, without Daddy -
can't explain anything
to someone like that
A beast will never become a human
A fool will never become clever
Anyone can be made a human
being if he is approached humanely
Nadya, you exaggerate. Only in
films can you make a person right
In life, a person who all is lost for
can't even be helped by his own mother
I would have helped my son
Yes
Why are there no onions?
Because the alcoholic
heaver is asleep in it
Go and make a human being out of him
Alcoholism is an illness, which should
be treated. Which one is the heaver?
The new one, first day here today
Only the grave will cure him
Each one has his own fate, Nadya
What fate? We do
not believe in that stuff
Reform him. For a bet!
You don't care that
a person is being lost
Do you care?
Yes
If we do not help him,
Rashidik, then who will?
Who will save a person?
Yes... a pessimistic vision
Pessimistic?
Why did you drink in the heat?
You could die like that
I do not think death is
the most frightening thing
A person cannot know if he has
died - he simply no longer exists
If you do not exist, why do you drink?
Why?
Did you get sacked from
your previous job for drinking?
No, I wasn't sacked
An even worse thing
happened - I committed suiside
I've been dead 5 years and I can
tell you - I used to be in love with you
I do not even know your name
Nadezhda
What a miracle
Come on!
Pleasure to meet you
Even though I have been
seeing you every morning
Where?
You were leaving a magically green car
Genas Chrysler
You did not notice me
I really liked you then
And now?
Even more
Now I am a corpse
I am in the afterlife
Stop that! You are in
our life, not the afterlife
We will fight for you
You are lovely
Our professor in the narcotics
clinic is a specialist in alcoholics
If need be - I will
arrange a specialist rehab
centre, if you run
away - we will catch you
No problem. You will stop drinking
Drinking is fairly disgusting
I have nowhere to
run - I really like it here
Well done - realisation
is half of your success
What is your name?
Nikolai Gavrilovich
Like Chernishevsky
Funny, isn't it?
Why funny? A great
russian name and patronymic
A great one
For a great person
You needed to study
I did study
Not the right subjects,
or with the right teachers
Oh not the right
subjects or teachers at all
You see the point
Your head hurts?
It always hurts from something
You persuaded me. But
this is the first and last time
No more alcohol in future. Here you go
I brought you some cold beer
What is this?
Imported beer
Drink it, don't be scared
What a great thing -
I've never seen one like it
You haven't seen many
good things in life in general
That is why you have
such pessimistic thoughts
Pessimistic
Come on. All right, let's get out
I will get you cleaned up
Just listen to me
and all will be in order
Help me a second
No, he is with me
I will arrange it so I can always see you
Whether you want it or not we
will make a human being out of you
Do you want to be human?
Very much
No problem. All the roads are
open for everyone, and for you too
Simply you didn't have
a goal in life up to now
I had the wrong goal, and now none at
all. I do not know what a goal should be
Like everyone else.
Everyone must be happy
It is as though you fell from the moon
That is a very creative
way of putting it.
Yes, I used to be the
man from the moon
Maybe you are not a drinker?
I used to not drink
I thought you were loading furniture into
houses before starting to work for us
No, Naden'ka, I used to work at the
institute of space research, did research
Up to day before yesterday
That is who you look like!
Like who?
Like the TV show presenter
in "World of Animals"
As he starts saying
"Scorpios are uniquely
intelligent" I get
goosepimples all down my back
My kind of man
A scientist
Watch out!
I used to be a scientist
I used to be on TV too
When?
About 15 years ago
Oh... I only watched kids TV back then
Then everyone talked
of space exploration, it
seemed we would contact
the aliens any minute
I calculated the wavelength
of the signal we would receive
I waited 15 years for the signal
from our "intelligent brothers"
From Mars?
No, Nadya, not from Mars.
After all, it does not matter at all
For 15 years I went all
across town to the institute
In the meantime - I was a
journal editor, helped the police
And waited
Watch out!
Did you wait long enough?
No, Naden'ka, I never heard a signal
I lost 15 years in vain
You and I are the only
intelligence in the universe
I understood a lifter is
much for useful for society
He earns more too
So you are not an alcoholic?
Alas
But you are still mad
I have that from childhood
Watch out!
You seem to laugh a lot
I laugh, therefore I exist
No, you laugh because you are
nervous and thinking all the time
You could get into a mad house at
this rate - you must seek distraction
Do you have hobbies?
No
How come? You do not love books?
Where can one get books?
No problem - if there is a will, a spark
A person can do anything.
Do you want to be a booklover?
I do
That is it - you are a booklover
I know a main officer in the
bookshop - we will go to him tomorrow
Do you want to see "Time-machine"?
Very much. What is it?
It is a rarity
I do not understand
Just do not stress, you will
understand everything gradually
What do they call you usually,
just the name or patronymic?
As you wish
I will just use the name
The name is good, you
are almost still young
What do your parents call you?
Nikolen'ka
Nikolai, let us go somewhere tonight.
You need cultural rest, don't you?
I'd love to but my Mum
and Dad are waiting for me
We could come in and warn them
That is difficult
Everything is difficult
with you because you are...
A pemissist... no a psesimist
What difference does it make?
None really
I do not have the money for a social life
Money does not bring happiness
An interesting thought
My own. Hold your head
higher, you are young
Everything is ahead for you
A job does not define a man.
And you need to eat more
You need to eat more so
you have the strength to fight
Rashid you are like
and artist in his workshop
Why not, Naden'ka? The
great Michaelangelo said:
How do I sculpt? I take marble
and remove everything extra
I work like that too - I take meat
and remove all the necessary
Come on, work
Marble
That is for you
Rashidik, make another
2 kilos of good meat
For who?
For the new one
No, there is no need
He is already eating with you
Lokk what progress
Rashidik, if creatures
from other stars came to
us, would you know
what to talk to them about?
Why not?
About what then? You
never finished high school
About work. I'd tell
them about my children
Let them come, we would have a good chat
The one who has no work
or children has nothing to say
I have everything
It is a shame they will never fly to us
Why not?
Because no-one exists except us
That is what a certain Comrade told me -
the most important one in flying saucers
A very interesting man
Oh, it is ok, Nikolai!
It will be heavy for you,
you are not used to it
Besides it is not a
man's job to carry bags
Nonsense. I always carry them
What is your wife for?
I do not have a wife.
My parents are elderly
We will make them happy
That bag is for your relatives
What is there?
All the rare foods. We need to
celebrate your first day at the new job
No, this is completely impossible
My dad will be furious, he
has contempt for all indulgence
He won't understand where it came from
I did not tell him I left science
I simply can't utter these words
If only you knew, how
much faith they put in me
Nikolai, I had a thought just now
I read somewhere you can
get a room if you have a library
So it is a really good hobby
And if you have a dog
they give you a room too
No, for a dog only a few square metres
Also, you should do sport
Karate. A Sensei shops with us
So no problem
You promise?
I am your slave
Never ever argue with me.
Because I know better, how it is best
The bags
Aha! The crocodile has made it
Why a crocodile?
Because of crocodile Gena in
the cartoon. You like cartoons?
Not very
I love them
My brother
He is quiet, but terribly
kind. He would kill for me
Nikolai Gavrilovich, our kind of man
Crocodile, take the
bags and open the door
Nikolai Gavrilovich, sit in the
front you will be more comfortable
What a beautiful car you have
You probably worked abroad?
Crocodile is a mechanic
in the autoservice
He has golden hands
If you want he will make
a car like that for you too
I never thought about it
You must think
We have a tragedy as usual
Regina dropped soap into the
soup, so there is nothing to eat!
Quietly, Mummy
Come in then! No need to wipe your feet!
Don't be afraid she shouts
because her throat is not well
Greetings
I have worked in a school for 40 years
I am a teacher, my name
is Tatyana Vasil'evna
Nadezhda
That is my brother, Gennady
Nice to meet you
You are renovating the flat?
No, we just moved recently
Haven't settled in yet
We are here for the
third year, we used to live
in the centre but the house
is being knocked down
No more questions
How do you treat your throat?
It is a professional
illness - untreatable!
Our department head treated hers
- it was a professional illness too
They wrote complaints about here
every day - and I treated her in a week
No problem. You will
sing, Tatyana Vasil'evna
You are just lovely, Darling!
Aha, our beauty has appeared
That is Regina, Nikolen'ka's friend
I am mad - first the soap
and now I keep thinking
Do I put the gas on first and then
light the match or the other way around?
Always like that
First I put the gas on
First the match
You need a branded Bosch stove
- you turn a switch and it lights itself
No problem
Simple, like all genious things
Regina, this is Nadezhda and Gennady
That is how I life - in constant
confict of body and soul
Although, I am not alone. Life in
general is a battle between soul and body
Do you agree?
I undestood you
For now, let us go to the kitchen
Let us put the kettle on together
Please
You must be hungry?
Let us make a pizza
I know an amazing recipe
You cut everything you have
in the house into little pieces
Put it in the oven
Only I do not think we have anything
Did you buy anything, Nikolen'ka?
Empty
Oh, great! We will eat bread and butter
like the English in Dickensian novels
Nikolen'ka, did you buy butter?
No
How do you mean - I
asked you to buy butter!
I didn't see any
I have some - no problem
Darling, you are our saviour!
Then let us sit at the table
This is terrible - you
will all hate me now
There is no bread, I ate it
Something came over me, I was daydreaming
And when I came to, it turned
out I had eaten the whole loaf
Oh you, artistic people!
You are all egoists
But we love you anyway
Inspriration needs nutrition
The poet Krilov used to eat whole geese!
Nikolen'ka- run off to the
neihbours, ask them for bread
You will scare everyone
off, shouting like that
I have some - Crocodile get it out
Forgive me for the pause
So that you can undestand
the complexity of the situation
The subtlety and issue here is...
That while living in this world we
something take evil for goodness
We sometimes accept evil as goodness
He is active, creating.
Everything in life pleases him
For him there are no questions
or problems whether in day or night
The difficulty always
has been distiguishing
good from evil
regardless of the wrapper
And telling the difference
between angel and devil
Telling the difference between
good and evil, angels and demons
Darling, where is all this from?
From a shop
You see, Nadyusha, I am
torn between teaching and my
husband, and Nikolen'ka is
absolutely no good at shopping
He grew up somewhat inactive
I do not undestand how such a pessimist
could have grown up in our family
My words precisely
This is my Dad
Yes, I am his Father
What did I always tell him? I always
told him not to delay happiness for later
What else did I always tell him?
I told him our future is
beautiful and full of light
Work for it, love it and
bring the present into it
Whatever you can bring
And there will be no problems!
Lavrik, be quiet and let people eat
I am Gavrila Maskimovich
Nice to meet you. Nadezhda
This is my brother Gennady
Nice to meet you
Nadyusha, dear, tell me -
do you work with Nikolen'ka?
In the neigbouring department
- Which one precisely?
- Gastronomical
In the astronomical?
Dad doesn't hear well
Let us not talk of it
Tanysha, we have some
drink left over from New Years
Let us go to the room
No, Regisha drank it all to cure her cold
Oh, what a shame
I have some
And no problem
A young woman who is an astronomer...
Nadyusha, are there many women?
In your department?
Oh, it is just girls
I am proud of my job
Wonderful
Then let us drink for our lovely Ladies
For your beauty and patience
For your wisdom
The thing is that everything in our fate
is connected to you one way or another
I once fell in love with a female Doctor
The thing is, I...
Oh.. what I have remembered!
What?
I think I left an iron on at home
Are you sure?
No, I turned it off, definitely
Forgive me for God's sake, Gavrila
Maksimovich, I always interfere
It's all right
Kolya, do not look at me
as though I am an enemy
Do such things not happen to you?
No
Let us move on. Listen to your father.
Once in 6 months I am
hospitalised for procedures
Connected to my body wound
Now I think I did not turn it off
What to do?
The main thing is that
the procedure is done my
the same wonderful
doctor that I am in love with
Excuse me, but if I left
it, will there be a fire?
Of course
Quiet
I am lying in the ward -
and then there is a rumour
that a delegation of Western
doctors is coming to us
They came to us too from different places
Of course - let them see
But, it is not only the doctors
who come but the journalists
Oh, that lot will write all sorts
Exactly
Should I go home?
What if I go home and all is well
there - I will never forgive myself
Of course you should
go - so you can calm down
Gena will drive you
I am just finishing
I am very embarassed,
but I will go after all
You will not be offended?
No, we will not
I will not trouble you too much?
Good-bye
Good-bye, Regina Darling
So where was I, the foreigners..
She askes everyone, who
would like to be operated
on? Everyone refuses.
Then she approaches me
The eyes, eybrows, her
gaze, her eyelashes...
The question in her
eyes - well, I am in love
Women, the devils, the feel
your passion towards them
Always!
What should I do?
It is a question of my Lady's honour
I offer myself as a candidate
Great!
Don Quixote. You are a fool, not a hero
Maybe I am a fool
The guests come
I am put on the table
The my darling stars climbing
around in my spinal chord
Spare us the details
I listen to it for the hundredth
time and it gives me goosepimples
The details God keeps, are they say
My head is full of
mist, my eyes of sparks
I may not know english but I
can see they are all impressed
I pass out, but in the
morning I wake up famous
Gavlrila Maksimovich,
let us drink to you! I
have simply fallen in
love with you, honest!
And I with you!
You, Nikolai are simply an egoist!
You have wonderful parents
and you should have done
everything to create a
great lifestyle for them
Never mind, I will make
a human being out of you
I am already almost a human being
I already want to...
Have a green car
A flat in the centre
I want to do karate -
it was my childhood
dream to break a brick
with the side of my hand
But I always thought it is not for me
But then who is it for,
I do not understand?
For who is it, if not for you?
What did you parents want
- for you to have all the best!
You are to live in the 21st century!
You are a human being of the future
No, Nadya, you know
It is you who is a person of the future
No, we are all people of
the future - let us drink to us!
For us!
I have had enough
We haven't had a nice
sit-down like that for ages!
Plus, its the "week-end"!
Let us go on a trip somewhere!
No, Garik must not
We can go to the restaraunt
"Seventh Sky". Or to Church
It is Easter tomorrow!
I've never seen the
Church Easter procession
No problem!
But the faithfull are there -
and we will just stand like tourists
But it is all right with me!
Our Head of department
shops there - a great man!
I can guess who this is
Hello?
It's me!
The iron was on!
But turns out it burnt out
ages ago - so there was no fire!
Genochka was so kind
as to repair it at once
Then he went to the
bathroom to wash his hands,
saw that there was no
light and mended the wiring
So now we will wash in the light
When it became light
he saw the tiles are
falling off, and now
he is gluing them back
They are calling us
to watch the Church
procession - but you
must be terribly tired?
I quite understand you -
we will be right there later on
Seems Crocodile and
Reginka are getting delayed
Imagine, only yesterday I
was afraid to approach you
And I was afraid to approach you
You did not pay me any attention
I did pay you attention -
but it meant nothing to you
It is interesting, why did you notice me?
I just noticed you and that's it
Maybe I remember you from childhood
From childhood? I don't quite understand
On TV
You are joking?
Girls always fall in love
with who they see on TV
Our Mother left us, Dad drank
Grandad and the crocodile brought me up
I loved them of course, but... I
wanted to love someone else too
So maybe I chose you
Later I forgot you
Now seems I have remembered you again
Maybe you and I have
already met in the past
When?
In previous lives
They wrote in the
"Technology for Youth" journal
That maybe we have
already lived other lives
And we were different people in them
Or maybe not even people, but animals
Or insects
But already met
Nadya, don't
Don't talk about it, Naden'ka
Why?
There are things we cannot judge
We do not have the right to judge them
I do have the right
I am a blood donor of the second category
You are a Darling, not a donor
Have you ever given blood?
What does blood have to do with it?
No, I never gave blood
I have allergies - my blood
is not needed by anyone
And mine is needed
In the hospital, everywhere, for everyone
I will say what I think and
you are not to shut me up
It was a stupid joke
Take that
What is this for?
Tickets for you Easter
Naden'ka, have I hurt you somehow?
What do you know about anything, what?
That's it. I am going to
Pushkino, and you can
go anywhere you want
with your ugly girlfriend
Good-bye
What Pushkino, Nadya?
I live in Pushkino, I do not
have the Moscow registration
So what? You will despise
me even more now?
You think I haven't noticed the
glances you've been giving me
I was glancing at you?
Look at you, think you are Saint Nicholas
Who are you to decide which
rights I have and do not have
Who do you take me for?
He did not like my shopping bag with food
It is not that I didn't like it...
You think I steal
I did
But you ate!
I did eat
And your elite ate too
What do I need you for, think about that!
That is what I cannot understand
I will survive without you, where
as you will be lost without me
Tanya, forgive me if I hurt you somehow
Forgive me, please
Fools steal, clever
people live on their salary
They help each other out of respect
Who have you helped in your life?
No-one
That's it. Go to her, to her!
Nadya! Forgive me!
I am a scoundrel, I had
no right to think badly of you
That's it I said - go to her!
I hate you
Where should I go?
Go to her, she is a
sophisticated young woman
I do not want to go to her
I don't want to
You wanted to for so many years
and suddenly you don't want to anymore
Scoundrel!
Nothing happened
We were simply friends
Talked
For ten years you talked
Nadya, I swear nothing happened!
We just drank tea and talked
She is a lonely person,
doesn't know how
to do anything and
is afraid of everything
I pitied her
You never pitied me once
What is there to pity you for?
She is not afraid of anything
I am the one afraid
I am afraid of you
Of me?
Who else?
I dreamt of you my whole life
and you think it's ok to mock me
I do not need anything for myself
I do not care about anything
Maybe I waited for you my whole life so
I could live and work for you, and you...
You are ashamed of me and you laugh at me
You always laughing at me
Not at all, I admire you, Nadya
Mocking me again?
I am only capable of mocking myself
Liar!
You are always lying!
When you say you are secretly
in love with me, you are also lying!
What kind of humour is that
Please don't cry
Don't touch me
I am not worthy of your tears
I promise I am not lying to you
Every morning I saw
you I thought with sadness
how there were not
such girls in my time
There could not have been, after the war
You are a child of a different era
You are too... brave, too strong
Too confident for me
And I am afraid of you
Can't you see?
I never though I would be
taken over by something like that
We are completely different
people, you understand that
But it is a fact
This morning I was parting with life
I am in love with you
No
That is impossible
It is possible
Maybe I love you too
I have nothing to gain from
you, must mean I love you
Laugh at me if you want,
call me a devil if you want
Or call me an angel
Only I am yours forever now
I am yours forever
Let us do the repairs
in the summer, not now
During the holidays
What?
We will send off the
parents for a holiday
and create a proper
interiour for them
Or better change flats now
Will we live just like
that or get registered?
You know best, how it's best
Better to get registered
Then I will have a Moscow
registration and by myself a Vyatka
What?
I can buy myself a Vyatka -
an automatic washing machine
They are only sold to Moscow citizens
Do you need time to think?
To think about what?
My dear one
Time to think before
registering the marriage
As you like
I have had time to think already
Me too
I heard they don't
register you immediately
They will - no problem
Even tomorrow
You want to do it tomorrow?
Tomorrow!
I agree
Will we have a wedding?
As you like
We ought to
For our closest relatives
We can get together at our place
Better in "Akselsiour"
Where?
It is a restaraunt, just opened
I have never been there
Crocodile will take
us, we will hire a hall
For two hundred people
or so, no more. Yes?
It will probably be very expensive...
Not for you to worry about,
I will borrow some money
I only plan to marry once in my life
Don't forget to get a
photo taken tomorrow
Why?
For tourism - we will got
on a honeymoon, won't we?
Genious!
We will put a tent up, wear trainers
Why?
Why? I will get some tickets
for a boat cruise around Africa
Spring in Africa is heaven
Do you want to go to Africa?
With you? Even to the end of the world!
Aha, Crocodile and Regina are here
Let us put our shoes on
Drops have fallen on you, Darling
It's ok, I have another
dress and suit in the car
Come on!
Who could have thought - me in Africa
A drink? Vodka, whisky, sherry?
Whisky for me, only a tiny bit
Otherwise I will start to
behave inappropriately
Nikolai, I think you wanted
to tell them something
Regina, a miracle has happened
While Nadya and I were
waiting for you, we decided to...
We already decided to go
and I started to get dressed
But the zip on my back broke
It goes from top to bottom, I am always
afraid I will be left naked in that dress
Hold you glass and let Nikolai speak
You have already noticed I
get in the way of everyones lives
Regina, Nadya and I decided...
You understand, the zip
got stuck right in the middle
Can't go up or down - a
completely inappropriate story
I sit and think,
which way to pull it - if
down then I may not
get dressed today ever
And if I pull up, it might break the zip
Genochka was waiting in the corridor
So then I decided to sew it up
and dropped a needle down my neck
Regina, let us be friends - I will
give you a new dress, a french one
Oh, could these be salty nuts?
I like you - you are not standard
Me too
You see, I would still
be sitting there and
thinking now, but Genochka
came in and saved me
You can't imagine how hard it
was for him to get that needle
Then he was so kind
as to sew me up himself
It tickled incredibly and I
laughed completely inappropriately
Genochka never even
smiled, like a true Gentleman
Reginka, can you be quiet for a moment?
You understand, when he sewed me
up I asked him, who will undo me again?
Before I go to sleep?
Then he offered me to become his wife
What do you mean he offered?
Silently
What a night
And everyone is in love
Like in Shakespear's comedy
I never thought I would
see so many religious people
They are just as religious as you and me
Then why did they come here?
What do you mean, why? It is
Easter - an ancient celebration
The meeting of spring
- we respect traditions
Hi, Nadezhda!
These are not just traditions
It is a Church
What do you think the Church is?
Explain
You do not know yourself?
I am simply interested in what you think
I think it is an open-air museum
Ancient art, architecture
and music are here
It is an ancient tradition
So people are interested
Some people go straight from the
registry office to a Church wedding
Are you ideologically not against that?
Ideologically, I am against that
Shame
Shame, we would have
looked great by the Altar
Let us get out of here
Let's go
Oh, that is who will get
us a stainless steel sink!
No, he waited for no miracles
But he was granted the
joy of suddenly falling in love
Now he will have everything
All that he dreamt and did not dream of
There will be a happy marriage
Right after which, our heroes
will enjoy material posessions
Almost all of them
What next?
What next? One can guess
They will take from life all that
it is capable of granting them
Plus (how can I best sing this bit?)
Plus a stainless steel
sink. Is there any need to list
These dreams are standard
- they will have everything
But again the question
appears - what next?
The question seems to be simple
He is someone of international
importance - how do you know him?
I met him at exhibitions, conferences
You are allowed into conferences?
There are all our people there
- writers, artists, famous actors
How do you get in there?
With Crocodile - without
him they are without wheels
It was always my dream
to be friends with artists
It never worked out
Now it will be your usual crowd
I do not think it will be interesting for
them with me, who needs a physisist loser
What do they need me for?
You think they bear my company
because I provide them with rare food
Yes
Maybe that is why you love me too?
No
Then for what?
I do not know
They do not know either - artists
are obliged to love their people
And I am the people -
as are you, Nikolen'ka
It is just that you
are not in your best
state now, but that's
ok. I will sort you out
The ununitable is
uniting - serious things
- and suddenly a
stainless steel sink
Because we have goals and dreams
Growth of material well-being
And exchange - the
house in Pushkino, plus
your flat, puls Crocodile
moves to Reginkas
Wait, wait, wait...
One, two, three, four, five
Wait!
Six people - we have the
right for a large living area
Please stop
Why?
I beg you to be quiet
You love poetry?
Yes
Read me a poem, for
example... you love poetry?
I don't know for example - " I desire
to reach the deep meaning of all"
"In work, in search for my
path in life, in affairs of the heart"
"I constantly must grab
the thread of fates, events"
"To think, to feel, to love"
To make discoveries, let us try!
Lift you head up and look up
When you see this whole
miracle - what do you think of?
I think whether we should ask to
be put in a new house or an old one
What do you think?
A new one is better
No, an old one is better - less standard
In Arbatskaya street
Is that possible?
Well, someone must
live there, why not us?
The house is emptied from inside
and a new interiour is inserted
What, a whole house?
A bungalow. Now
there is a communal flat
there, elderly people
finishing their days
We will put the elderly in
Pushkino, lots of fresh air
While we protect in historical
building, thus helping the government
We will live in a palace
I found one - a tiny
one, but with columns!
We will take you to a spiritual
healer, check your biofield
You will live forever!
Do you want to live forever, little one?
Do not call me "little one"!
I won't, I won't
But I still feel I am older than you
If there is a fire, I will carry
you out, and not you me
Naden'ka, I feel dizzy
It is ok, we will go to the sauna
now and you will come to life
To the sauna?
To the sauna!
Reginka, what is up with you?
Probably I am a masochist
I was so happy when
Gena was hitting me with
birch branches - I
felt complete liberation
Such things only happened
to me in the conservatoire
So, Nikolai
A person is happy only if he is famous
That is why you have to be famous
We will show you on TV
Yes, our supermarket is shown there often
But even better on the TV show
"The Obvious and Incredible"
You can speak in more detail
there - your Father would be happy
What do you think about that?
I think that I prefer port to vodka
I always dream of drinking port
I always dreamt of a friend like you
I suggest a toast to your silence
You know how to be silent
- it is a great and rare gift
Gena!
Repeat performance?
Or are you terribly tired?
You are my "Obvious and Incredible"
I will indroduce you to their presenter
Does he shop at yours too?
Little one, do I really
irritate you with my chatter?
No, no. I am terribly
interested in all you say
So, it is decided
We arrange your TV perfomance
About what?
About what you like?
About space creatures?
Nadya, do not talk about that
They about your current job - even better
More unusual
You will speak of your invention
But I did not invent anything
You will
You will improve tools of your trade
What is the tool of your trade?
I drag a trolley along by a wire
So... suggest replacing the wire
with a string, and four wheels with three
Overall in the country there
will be a huge economy of metal
And the radius of the turn
will be lower for the trolley
It already has three wheels
Then suggest two
It will fall
Devil take it, let it fall
Nikolai, understand.
The show is not about how
to make trolleys but
about creative response
To raise interest in art
among the wide masses
Well... agreed?
How simple it all is
After the show you
will be noticed at once
Immediately - and they will
transfer you to an intellectual job
Maybe to the institute of
even the ministry of trade
No, there will be another journal
to edit there and you will run away
To you!
Well, then, the TV plan is off
It is off. Trust me, I no
longer dream of fame
Thanks to you I feel something
unknown to me previously
One of peace in my soul
And love for life
I accept the world as it is
I have faith in the future
Today I started to also
have faith in the present
I am no longer a "psesimmist"
I am in love... oh, and drunk
Zhenechka!
Untill tomorrow
Wake up!
I am not sleepy at all
Where is everyone?
Crocodile went to take
Reginka back and return for me
I will wait for him by the house
and we will go to Pushkino
What Pushkino, you will sleep here
Quiet, everyone is asleep
I will wait for Crocodile and
leave anyway, I will not stay
Nadya!
I love you
Nikolen'ka!
I cannot
I can't stay
I am old enough to be your Grandad, Nadya
If we were just messing
around, I would have
stayed, but this way
- it would not be good
It is not good - I am surprised
you do not understand
Nikolen'ka, I cannot stay
I am not asleep, come in
Queitly, Mummy is asleep
So, how was it?
Father, I have come with Nadezhda
We have decided to get married
What about Regina?
Regina is with Gena, the Crocodile
Do you remember what I always said
Remember, what he said to you
The relations between men and
women are defined by just one measure
The measure of love
I am very glad
I had a feeling this would happen
Daddy, she wants to go to Pushkino
Yes
She will not go anywhere. She
will stay here, I can sleep on the floor
I will sleep on the floor
I am not asleep. I will be
the one sleeping on the floor!
Mother...
Well... I am getting married
Great!
Tat'yana Vasil'evna,
is your throat better?
I will just shout or whisper!
Naden'ka, I will sleep on
the floor, I want it that way
Why are we all whispering
if no-one is asleep?
And why sleep on the
floor if there is a folding bed?
Yes, there is a folding bed!
It all doesn't matter,
we are moving soon!
Did you ever think you
would live in a palace?
Never doubted it!
I am convinsed we
must all live in palaces
So no need to unpack then
Naden'ka, you will sleep in Nikolen'ka's
room and Nikolen'ka in the kitchen
Yes
Thank you very much but it is
really better that I go to Pushkino
You will not go anywhere
I am a terrible person, but
I could not stop Genochka
He saw the wallpaper
coming off and decided to tear
it down at once, so as to
put new ones up tomorrow
I am afraid it will
take him untill morning
I cannot imagine how
Nadezhda will make it home
She is staying with you?
Wonderful
What happened?
Nadya
What is wrong?
Nothing
Nothing
I simply thought...
About what?
Well... you won't understand
Maybe I will
You know, I thought...
I will marry you, we
will live together happily
We will have a boy
He will be the most beautiful,
the healthiest and the happiest
He will have everything
He will have everything -
languages, music, figure skating
Clothes too. Because
that is also very important
We will arrange a school
A special school for geniouses
He will study best of all
And then...
Then we will put him in a university
I haven't chosen which one yet
But the very very best one
Our Grandaddy will be terribly proud
I will go mad from joy
Then his whole degree course
will be sent to "practical labour"
And suddenly.. they will send a
message saying there was a fire nearby
He ran to put it out and
the roof of the house fell
There our son died heroically
You are my only one
My unique one
Such things would never
have entered my head
I imagined it all so so clearly suddenly
But I will give birth to him anyway
Honest. I will give birth
to him, won't I, little one?
Of course you will
We will dress you, do your
hair. We have a wedding tonight
Do my hair?
By tonight you will be a prince
A prince?
We will have sturgeon fish
as tall as you at the party
Which sturgeons?
Like in Ivan the Terrible's reign
Which ones?
Two metre long ones! I have a
friend who organises banquets
Our witnesses will be
Reginka and Crocodile
Dear All!
During this happy day,
at this celebratory feast
The closest and most
faithful friends are assembled
It is spring outside,
the wine is at the table
But today we are a little "Bitter"!
"Bitter"! Let them kiss!
Naden'ka, who are all these people?
Later, later
One, two, three
I have decided
Decided what?
Decided to take this step.
Genochka, I agree to be your wife
When we were in the
registry office, I was not ready
And now I am sad that we have
not registered our relationship
No problem. Crocodile, quickly go to the
registry office. One foot here, one there
What is up with you?
Smile
Smile to the guests
Who are these people?
These are my very very
closest friends, and now yours too
Come on, I will introduce you to everyone
Meet Valentina Petrovna
Railway tickets
My pleasure
Please. Vladimir Arkad'evich
Flat renovations
Nikolai!
Pleased to meet you
Come here!
Dzhul'etta Sumakovna
Black sea coastline
This way
Stella
Complete works of famous authors
Nikolai Gavrilovich
The main one on flying saucers
Meet Palich
Always a pleasure
Theatre tickets
The main one on flying saucers
Nikolen'ka!
Please meet
Sex therapist
Who?
A sex therapist!
Let us get out of here
Well.. what's wrong?
Nikolen'ka, what happened?
Tell me
What is it, don't be like that?
Look how much fun everyone is having
Look how well everything is, Nikolai?
Have so food, be happy
What is it?
Aha, here is our head of deliveries at
the supermarket, Comrade Ogurtsov
Why is he dressed like that, is he mad?
Come on, let's meet him!
He is with us, excuse me!
Just a minute. Nikolai, I
think you can be congratulated
Thank you very much, we
are very glad you have come
But why are you without a tie?
That is why you were not allowed in
Just a minute
An hour ago I was called
at my country-house
Nikolai, can you imagine
what has happened?
Yes. I got married
So, you do not know anything?
For the first time, a
stable rhythmic signal has
been observed at your
predicted wavelength range
It's for luck!
Most likely... excuse me.. most
likely, it is a coincidence, but...
There is a possibility
It is a signal from
extra-terrestial creatures!
On the day of our wedding, my little one!
I think it is all very undefined so far
But some hope has appeared
Our brothers in intelligence. My
little one, I was not mistaken in you
You are a genious!
It is more likely a "no" than a "yes"
But possibly...
"Yes", rather than "no"
Yes, yes! I am sure it is a "yes"!
This smells of a Nobel prize
Wait
Is there a recording?>
Unfortunately there is no clear recording
You, my dear, deserted us to
be a lifter in a supermarket, and
the girl who replaced you could
not cope with the equipment
So the moment is
lost, we will have to wait
To wait how long?
Shut up
Nikolen'ka, I am your wife and
there are things I know better than you
Now there is a hint that a signal
has been received since you left work
And you are standing and
flapping your ears, why?
Comrade Ogurtsov, were are old friends
I do not understand what you mean, Dear
We've known each other a
hundred years, or have you forgotten?
Oh yes
You help me get hold
of some caviar one time
So we will got to Switzerland to
receive the prize all together, won't we?
Go to the guests, I beg you
Of course, Dear. But we have a
long way to go untill the Nobel prize
There is some work which has to be done
How much?
Maybe a whole life will be needed for it
Maybe ten lives
Can't it be speeded up somehow?
Maybe I need to get hold of something?
Naden'ka, you get hold of salami sausage!
A radiotelescope
I will think
Pay no attention
You wife is lovely
But the nearest free radiotelescope
is beyond the Arctic Circle
The conditions are very tough and
you will not want to go there from Moscow
I am ready to travel anywhere
Right this second
My friends!
A moment of your attention!
Just now, a grandiose
event has taken place!
My husband, Nikolai Gavrilovich Porivaev
The head of Space
Heard the voice of our
intelligent brothers in outer space!
We are not alone in the
universe - there are many like us!
Hurray!
Swing him! Follow me!
Don't touch me! You have no right!
Leave me alone!
Put me back!
What are you doing?
Let me go!
Let him go!
Don't touch me!
Nikolen'ka!
Nikolen'ka, a terrible
thing has happened!
Everyone dance!
No, this is terrible
Yesterday, I broke the phone. This
time I smashed it into little pieces
Genochka brought a new one,
with buttons instead of a disk
Now the police have come, saying
he stole this phone from his workplace
The wheels for the roof
he took from some garage
Other things are
stolen from an exhibition
Now he will be taken to court
It's ok. A person made a mistake
We will call the head judge, he
will get two years on probation
Regina, Nikolai, that
is not the main thing.
The main thing is
that we are not alone!
Somewhere out there, on other
stars, other people like us live!
People of the future!
What nonsense are you talking!
You said so yourself!
I was joking
It is true, Nikolen'ka, that is how it is
We have a future, you,
me, Regina. You have
everything now, and we
will buy what you don't have
What are you saying! What future?
Come here!
Just look at him!
He is the future, yes?
This one is also the future?
No, just you look at them!
Kolya!
Nikolai, where are you going?
What happened, Kolya?
Tell me!
Look at me!
Don't be like that, Kolechka
I don't understand!
I did not understand
what happened, Kolya!
Kolya, where are you going, stop!
My good one, where are you going?
Kolya, Kolechka, where are you running?
What did I do?
What did I do wrong, Kolya?
I wanted as it is better, Darling
I tried so hard for you
Look at me - do you want
me to fulfill all your wishes?
Like the golden fish in the fairy tale?
Kolechka, do not run away from me?
I can't be without you, Darling, really!
Really, I cannot be without you
Kolechka, stop, please
Oh, do not spend your life in vain
On worthless details
People love, and suffer,
and look into the sky at night
Do not allow yourself to
burn up in unworthy issues
For your soul to stay young,
look at the stars more often
For your soul to stay young,
look at stars more often
So as not to waste strength
And not to betray yourself
You must undestand
what it is you live for
Do not allow yourself to
burn up for unreal dreams
For your soul to stay young,
look at the stars more often
However... what am I doing?
The story is not yet over
Explain yourself slower, let
me catch up and restrain you
You will not be able to hide from
love or run away from yourself
The road into the distance
is as far as life itself
Wherever you escape
to - love is calling you
And there is the possibility of happiness
Here is love, it calls,
and happiness is possible
Don't dissappear without trace suddenly
Don't melt away into the distance
Do not run away to
the edge of the universe
Do not circle the planet
The path into the distance is as long as
life itself no matter how faraway you run
But here is love, it calls
and happiness is possible
The End. Film studio "Lenfil'm" 1984