Beyond Fear (1993) - full transcript

YOU DID GOOD, CHAMP,

BUT YOU'RE RUNNING LATE.

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

OH, GOD.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

SOME CHAMP, HUH?

I'M GOING TO NEED

A LOT MORE WORK.

HEY, HEY, HEY,

FORGET ABOUT THAT.



THOUGHT WE WEREN'T

TALKING ABOUT THAT ANYMORE?

SO DID YOU CALL?

YEAH, I DID.

SAM SAID YOU'RE LATE AGAIN.

YEAH, YEAH.

HE ALREADY GOT ALL

THE SUPPLIES READY FOR THE HIKE.

GOOD.

LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU DO

YOURSELF A FAVOR AND RELAX

ONCE YOU GET UP THERE?

HAVE A GOOD TIME IN THE WOODS.

THANKS, JIMMY.



SEE YOU, CHAMP.

COME ON.

[ CAR HORN HONKS ]

[ GRUNTING ]

HEY, HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH, MAN!

ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

ALREADY!

[ SHOUTS ]

LOOK, BUDDY,

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,

TO KILL HIM?

DON'T!

[ SHOUTS ]

DON'T.

I'M NOT PLAYING

WITH YOU. DON'T.

I'LL CUT YOU, BITCH!

DON'T.

LET IT GO. LET IT GO!

LET IT GO.

[ SCREAMS ]

THANKS.

YOU WERE A WHOLE HECK

OF A LOT OF HELP.

WHY DON'T YOU HELP THIS GUY?

HE NEEDS IT.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

DON'T SAY IT.

I'M NOT GOING

TO SAY YOU'RE LATE.

ME, MENTION IT AGAIN?

NAH!

WOULDN'T THINK OF IT.

WOULDN'T WANT OUR GLORIOUS

SWEEPSTAKE WINNER TO THINK

THAT BEING ON TIME IS IMPORTANT.

STOP!

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY ALL HERE?

FOUR JOINING ON.

ALL FIRST-TIMERS, THOUGH.

WONDER WHY THEY'RE THE ONES

THAT ALWAYS WIN

THESE THREE-DAY TRIPS

IN THE WOODS?

TWO OF THEM LOOKED LIKE

THEY NEVER MOW THE LAWN.

THEY PROBABLY HAVEN'T.

[ LAUGHS ]

LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GOING

TO MEET MY MR. WONDERFUL

HERE AFTER ALL.

MORE LIKE MEETING LARRY,

CURLY AND MOE.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH, PUT THAT WITH

THE REST OF THE GEAR.

YEAH, I GOT THIS FOR YOU.

OH, THE LITTLE DARLING,

GOT TO MAKE UP

FOR HER TARDINESS.

NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

IT'S SOMETHING YOU NEED,

A NEW COMPASS.

I ALREADY HAVE MY OLD ONE.

BESIDES, I KNOW MY WAY AROUND.

YEAH, BUT YOUR OLD ONE'S

NOT RELIABLE.

IT IS RELIABLE.

I JUST NEVER LEARNED

HOW TO READ THE DARN THING.

GREAT. TELL THAT TO

OUR NEW CLIENTS.

SO IS EVERYBODY READY?

NO, THEY'RE JUST

STANDING HERE TO TAKE UP SPACE.

OF COURSE, THEY'RE READY.

SPACE, TAKING UP SPACE.

I SEEM TO REMEMBER

SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

OH, YES, BETINA, HONEY,

DID YOU REMEMBER TO PACK

YOUR DIET PILLS?

HI, EVERYBODY.

I'M TIPPER TAYLOR,

YOUR TOUR GUIDE.

HI, TIPPER.

HI, HOW'S IT GOING?

GOOD.

IF WE COULD JUST HELP TO LOAD

IN OUR STUFF,

WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THE WAY.

ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

LET'S EVERYBODY GET YOUR BAGS

IN THE VAN.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE

GOING TO DO THAT.

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD

OUR PORTER DAYS ARE OVER?

I'M ONE OF YOUR TOUR GUIDES,

AND I'LL GUIDE YOU,

IF YOU'D LIKE,

IN YOUR FIRST LESSON.

PUT YOUR BAGS IN THERE.

BETINA! BETINA, HONEY!

WHY DON'T YOU PUT OUR BAGS

IN THE VAN?

IT'LL LOOK GREAT ON TAPE.

SMILE.

HERE, LET ME HELP WITH THAT.

OKAY?

AREN'T YOU A GENTLEMAN?

OKAY.

HI.

HI.

FIRST CAMPING TRIP, HUH?

HI, YEAH.

SURE YOU'LL ENJOY IT.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

READY TO ROLL?

YEAH, I READY.

LET'S DO IT.

BUCKLE UP.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GROUP?

WE ARE IN THE VAN TAKING OFF.

ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE

A FULL DOCUMENTARY?

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME--

YOU ARE OR AREN'T WITH ME.

SHE WENT OUT AND

BOUGHT IT FOR ME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

THIS IS LIFE.

AH, MR. AND MRS. PAGE?

HI.

HI, WHEN I SPOKE TO YOUR WIFE

OVER THE PHONE, SHE TOLD ME

YOU WERE LOOKING

FOR A NEW VIDEO CAMERA.

SEE YOU FOUND ONE.

OH, YEAH, SHE GOT

A GREAT DEAL.

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA NOW.

HOW YOU DOING?

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT DO YOU SAY, WE CALL

EACH OTHER BY OUR FIRST NAMES?

SURE.

SURE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

JUST KIDDING.

VINCE PAGE.

HI, HOW ARE YOU?

VINCE PAGE,

AND THIS IS MY WIFE, BETINA.

HI.

HI.

SO WE CAN CALL YOU TWO

BY YOUR FIRST NAMES?

SURE, OF COURSE, YOU CAN.

HONEY, TELL HIM YOUR NAME.

I'M LISA.

AND I'M JOHN.

WE'RE THE BECONS.

I'M MARIA.

HI, MARIA.

HI, MARIA.

FREDDY MARTINEZ?

THIS IS FREDDY MARTINEZ.

HI.

[ LAUGHS ]

HI, FREDDY.

AND OF COURSE, WE CAN'T

FORGET OUR MAIN MAN, SAMMY.

HI, AGAIN, EVERYONE.

HERE'S OUR PROUD OWNER

OF T.T. HIKING OUR OWN

LITTLE DARLING, TIPPER.

HI, YOU GUYS.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY GOING

TO HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.

LEARN HOW TO SURVIVE IN

THE WILDERNESS

AND REJOIN MOTHER NATURE

AND ALL THE GOOD

SHE HAS TO OFFER.

WILL MOTHER NATURE

PUT ME TO BED AT NIGHT?

IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP,

THEN I'LL PUT TO SLEEP.

I'LL ASK.

ALL I CAN DO IS ASK.

JOHN, ARE THERE ANY BEARS

WHERE WE'RE CAMPING?

NO, HONEY. COME ON.

WE'LL HAVE A MARVELOUS TIME.

DON'T WORRY.

I'M SCARED.

TIPPER, MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW

IF THERE ARE ANY BEARS

WHERE WE'RE CAMPING.

NO, NO BEARS, ACTUALLY,

BUT YOU MIGHT SEE

SOME DEER, COYOTE,

MAYBE EVEN SOME SNAKES.

OH.

NO, NO, NON-POISONOUS SNAKES,

HONEST.

NO SELF-RESPECTING SNAKE

WOULD EVER GO NEAR HUMANS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT YOU MIGHT EVEN SEE

SOME EAGLES. RIGHT?

YEAH.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

WE'RE JUST ARRIVING

ON EAGLE MOUNTAIN NOW,

RIGHT UP THERE, WHERE IT'S

SAID THAT THE INDIAN SPIRITS

ROAM IN SEARCH FOR THE RIGHTFUL

PLACE IN SOCIETY,

SO IF YOU'RE REALLY QUIET,

YOU MIGHT JUST HEAR THEM.

YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT TO KEEP

YOUR EYES OPEN, TOO,

BECAUSE THEY'RE OUT THERE.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS

BELIEVE IT, BUT SAMMY AND I DO.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE CHIEF,

HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF OURS.

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT I'M AFRAID THAT

THE DEVELOPERS HAVE ACTUALLY

MADE THE BEARS VANISH.

ONE GOOD THING IS THERE'S

PLENTY OF SURPRISES

TO DISCOVER, I MEAN, PLENTY,

YEAH, AND THE MAIN THING

TO KNOW IS

THAT THESE CAMPING TRIPS

ARE REALLY GOOD

AT REMOVING STRESS.

YOU KNOW, THOSE PERSONAL

LITTLE BARRIERS

THAT BUILD UP ON US?

SO WHY DON'T WE JUST

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS TRIP

AND GO BEYOND

OUR USUAL DAILY CHORES,

RIGHT?

EXACTLY.

RE-FAMILIARIZE OURSELVES AND

GETTING BACK TO A MORE

NATURAL PACE OF LIVING.

THREE DAYS?

REMOVE THE LITTLE STRESSES

OF LIFE IN THREE DAYS?

THREE YEARS, MAYBE.

WE COULD'VE BEEN ON A CRUISE,

BUT NO, LET'S TAKE

A HIKE, YOU SAID.

TAKE A HIKE?

YOU SHOULD TAKE A HIKE.

YOU WON THE LOTTERY,

BUT I WON THE SWEEPSTAKES

THAT WON US THIS TRIP,

SO LET'S TRY AND BE CHEERY.

TIPPER, HOW LONG HAVE

YOU BEEN DOING

THESE WILDERNESS OUTINGS?

OH, BOY, FOR QUITE

A FEW YEARS, ACTUALLY.

WHEN MY DAD DIED,

I TOOK OVER THE BUSINESS.

AND TEAKY WAS

A REAL GRIZZLY ADAMS,

REAL GRIZZLY ADAMS.

JOHN, I THOUGHT

THERE WERE NO BEARS.

[ LAUGHS ]

NOW THEY'RE TALKING

ABOUT GRIZZLIES.

HONEY, THEY'RE

TALKING ABOUT HER FATHER.

SEE, GRIZZLY ADAMS WAS

A GUY WHO--WELL,

HE USED TO TAKE--

WHO WAS HE, ANYWAY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER

DO WE HAVE TO GO?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME.

THE SAME.

HEY, TIPPER, EXCUSE ME.

ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER

DO WE HAVE TO GO?

OH, NOT MUCH LONGER.

WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

23 BOTTLES OF BEER

YOU TAKE ONE DOWN,

PASS IT AROUND,

22 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL.

WE'RE HERE!

TWENTY-TWO BOTTLES OF BEER

ON THE WALL.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE ARE.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S LINE UP FOR OUR LUGGAGE

AND KEYS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

LONG RIDE, HUH?

[ LAUGHS ]

SO WHOSE LUGGAGE IS THIS?

IS THIS YOURS? NICE.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.

LET'S LINE UP FOR OUR KEYS.

VINCE AND BETINA?

YEAH.

ROOM NINE.

FREDDY?

YOU'RE IN ROOM SIX.

MARIA?

YOU'RE IN ROOM SEVEN.

AND SAMMY, YOU AND I ARE

ON THE OTHER SIDE

OF THE BUNGALOWS.

OKAY.

EXCUSE ME. WHAT ABOUT US?

OH, I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE SLEEPING OUTSIDE

WITH THE BEARS.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT?

NO, SHE'S TEASING.

JUST KIDDING.

HERE, YOU'RE IN ROOM THREE.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU GUYS. OKAY.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP,

EVERYBODY.

YOU KNOW, THE FOOD'S

PRETTY GOOD, SO EAT UP,

GET PLENTY OF SLEEP.

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

WE'RE GOING TO START

AT 5:30 SHARP.

I DO MEAN 5:30.

SHARP.

OH, I'M SO SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

[ LAUGHS ]

NO, NO, NO, I'LL BE THERE.

I CAN DO SHARP.

OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

SO, DO YOU THINK

THIS GROUP IS READY

FOR THE BIG OLD OUTDOORS?

I BELIEVE ANYTHING BY NOW.

[ LAUGHS ]

BY THE WAY, I FORGOT

TO ASK YOU.

HOW WAS YOUR MORNING WORKOUT?

IT WAS BETTER.

HONEST.

HONEST.

YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD

THESE LITTLE STROLLS

IN THE WOODS CAN DO WONDERS FOR

STRESS, EASE ALL THE TENSION.

YOU HEARD THAT, HUH?

UH-HUH.

YOU KNOW, I HEARD

THAT SOMEWHERE, TOO.

WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM?

[ LAUGHS ]

WANT TO WORK OUT LATER?

AH, WELL, OKAY.

LET ME SLEEP FIRST.

THEN I'LL BE FINE.

EIGHT O'CLOCK.

IS THAT A SHARP EIGHT

OR A DULL EIGHT TWENTY?

NO, I CAN DO SHARP.

I CAN DO SHARP, EIGHT O'CLOCK?

AH, YEAH, RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:20.

[ GUNSHOTS ON TV ]

WILL YOU TURN

THAT DAMN THING OFF?

[ TV TURNS OFF ]

[ DOG BARKS ]

THAT'S TIPPER AND SAMMY.

WE ARE AT THE ROADSIDE MOTEL.

WILL YOU GROW UP?

PUT THAT DAMN TOY OF YOURS AWAY

AND COME TO BED.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

LOVE, ROMANCE, SEX.

YEAH, WE GOT IT ALL.

SOMEWHERE.

I KNOW IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.

I THINK WE JUST FORGOT

TO PACK IT

WITH THE REST OF OUR BELONGINGS.

[ SIGHS ]

I AM TAPING TIPPER

AND OUR TOUR GUIDE, SAMMY,

DOING SOME SORT OF

WEIRD STRANGE MOVEMENTS,

YOGURT, I THINK IT'S CALLED,

YOGI, YOGA.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, GOD.

[ VOICES MURMUR ]

ONE AT A TIME.

DID YOU GET WHAT I SAID?

ONE AT A TIME.

HEY, JACK, WHAT'D YOU HAVE

TO HIRE THIS SLUT FOR, ANYWAY?

HMM?

DON'T CALL ME A SLUT.

CALL YOU ANYTHING I WANT.

THAT'S WHAT HE PAID FOR,

DIDN'T HE?

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

HEY, LIKE FUCK YOU ARE.

WE PAID, YOU DELIVER.

YOU'RE A WHORE.

[ SHOUTING ]

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR--

YOU'RE DOING A GOOD

JOB OF THAT NOW.

DON'T!

SHE'S OKAY, MAN.

SHUT UP!

CAN'T YOU HANDLE

A FEW DRINKS?

WHAT'D YOU DO, BOAR?

AH, MAN!

YOU HURT HER BAD, BOAR.

OKAY, OKAY.

OH, CHRIST.

I'M APOLOGIZING TO A WHORE.

REAL BIG IN THE JOINT.

SHE'S NOT MOVING.

AH, HEY, SURPRISE.

SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD.

SHE'S NOT BREATHING, JACK.

IS SHE DEAD?

JESUS, DID YOU KILL HER?

OH, NO, DON'T TELL ME THIS.

OH, NO, JESUS,

ANYTHING BUT THIS.

SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!

SHE IS DEAD!

SHUT UP!

JESUS, IF HE SAW OR TAPED

ANY OF THAT, WE'RE FUCKED!

I'LL TAKE CARE OF

THE PHONES.

YOU FIND OUT WHAT ROOM HE'S IN.

WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY.

WONDERFUL.

TAKE A HIKE.

GOOD FOR STRESS,

YEAH, SURE.

[ SIGHS ]

[ GASPS ]

JESUS!

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE.

I REALLY DO.

YOU SCARED ME.

I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WITH

THAT TOURING VAN, AREN'T YOU?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S ME.

YEAH, WHERE YOU HEADED?

I'VE DONE SOME

HIKING IN MY TIME.

WILLOW BASE CAMP.

WILLOW BASE CAMP.

I'VE BEEN THERE.

THAT CAN BE ROUGH COUNTRY,

YOU KNOW.

YEAH, IT IS.

THERE'S A LITTLE FELLOW

WITH A BEARD AND A VIDEO CAMERA.

IS HE WITH YOU?

YEAH, WHY, DID HE BOTHER YOU?

[ LAUGHS ]

NO, NO, NO, NOT REALLY, NO.

HAVE A NICE EVENING.

I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO FRIGHTEN YOU.

THAT'S OKAY.

HAVE A GOOD ONE.

YEAH, OKAY.

BYE.

YOU CAN'T FIND HIM?

THERE'S ONLY

20 GODDAMN ROOMS HERE.

THEY'RE ALL DARK.

I MEAN, WHAT AM I GOING

TO DO--

ALL RIGHT. LISTEN TO ME.

WE'LL WAIT 'TIL MORNING.

WE'LL TAKE TURNS KEEPING WATCH.

WE GOT TO GET THAT CAMERA.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.

YOU STAY HERE 'TIL I GET BACK.

DON'T GIVE ME

ANY GODDAMN FACES.

LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME,

YOU STAY HERE,

GRAB HIM IF HE SHOWS HIMSELF.

WE GOT TO GET THAT CAMERA.

WE GOT TO GET THE TAPE.

OKAY? YOU HEAR ME?

ALL RIGHT.

MAKE SURE HE HASN'T

SAID ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

ALL RIGHT? GO.

I'M SHARP.

SHARP, I PROMISE I DID SHARP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AH, GEEZ.

MORNING.

MORNING.

HI, GOOD MORNING.

HOW ARE YOU?

THANKS, JOHN.

HI.

MORNING, BETINA.

GOOD MORNING.

NICE DAY.

MORNING, SAM.

BEAUTIFUL DAY.

THANK YOU.

JUST THINK,

IN A LITTLE WHILE,

YOU'LL ALL BE FROLICKING

IN NATURE.

YES, IT'S GOING

TO BE EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.

GOOD MORNING, VINCE.

WHAT? NO RECORDING OF

THIS EXCITING EVENT?

NOT RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU.

HI, VINCE.

ALL SET TO ROLL?

YEAH.

YES, WE'RE READY.

LET'S DO IT.

OKAY.

BUCKLE UP.

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, GANG.

FIFTEEN-MINUTE BREAK.

OH!

TAKE OUT YOUR CAMERAS

'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO WANT

A PICTURE OF THIS

GORGEOUS VIEW.

BACK IN THE VAN IN 15.

ALL RIGHT?

THAT STUFF'S EXPENSIVE.

BETTER SORT OUT HOW MUCH

YOU USE.

THANKS FOR ANOTHER

VALUABLE LESSON IN ECONOMICS.

BE PART OF THIS TRIP.

WHEN YOU GET YOUR FAT FACE

OUT OF MY LIFE.

GOOD.

TIPPER?

YEAH.

COULD YOU GET A FEW SHOTS

OF ME AND MY WIFE?

OF COURSE.

NEXT STOP, BASE CAMP.

OH, GOOD. YEAH.

OKAY. SMILE.

OKAY.

HERE YOU GO.

HEY, PAL.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

LOOK, THAT'S NOT YOUR CAMERA.

WELL, IT IS RIGHT NOW.

WHAT?

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY

TO AFFORD YOUR OWN CAMERA?

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE

'CAUSE THAT'S MINE,

AND I'M GOING TO

TAKE IT FROM HERE.

AND THERE AIN'T NOTHING

YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT?

YOU WANT TO FUCK AROUND?

COME ON, COME ON.

I'LL FUCK AROUND.

OKAY.

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU.

COME ON, MAN.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

THOSE FRIENDS OF YOURS?

PROBABLY JUST SOME

JUNKIES LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

THEY COULD SELL.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I'M STILL HERE,

AREN'T I?

OH, OH, I'LL SAY.

THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE.

TEACH ME SOME OF THAT STUFF.

FEAR, SAY GOODBYE!

I'D SAY YOU'RE BACK TO CHAMP

LEVEL MYSELF, BUT YOU KNOW,

YOU SHOULD'VE LET

THAT GUY TAKE THAT CAMERA.

WE DON'T NEED THAT ON THIS HIKE.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW, SAMMY,

I KNOW.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

THANK YOU.

HEY, WE HAVE

A LADY RAMBO WITH US.

IS THAT PART OF WHAT

WE'RE HERE FOR?

NO, NOT REALLY.

ALL RIGHT. BREAK'S OVER.

ALL ABOARD.

NICE JOB.

OH, MAN.

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING'S

NOT RIGHT HERE,

SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

CAMERA, SAMMY.

UH-HUH.

VINCE HAS GOTTEN

PRETTY QUIET.

NO RANGERS

AROUND HERE, EITHER.

WE BETTER KEEP OUR EYES OPEN.

JUST HOPE THEY DON'T COME BACK.

ALL RIGHT .LET'S DO IT.

BUCKLE UP.

SAMMY, WHY DO I HAVE

THE FEELING THAT OUR

MR. PAIGE IS

KEEPING SOMETHING FROM US?

WELCOME TO BASE CAMP.

WAY TO GO, CHAMP!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

THANKS, HONEY.

WHOSE IS THIS?

UH, MINE.

THERE YOU GO, UH-HUH.

THANK YOU, SAMMY.

OKAY, EVERYBODY.

LET'S ALL MAKE SURE

WE STAY TOGETHER.

ALWAYS MAKE SURE AND SEE

HOW YOUR PARTNER'S DOING.

IF WE ALL WANT TO STOP,

WE'LL ALL STOP

AT THE SAME TIME.

WE HAVE A LONG HIKE AHEAD OF US,

AND JUST REMEMBER,

YOU NEVER KNOW

WHAT STRANGE UNKNOWN ANIMALS

MAY BE LURKING

BEHIND THOSE TREES.

SHE'S KIDDING, RIGHT?

OH, RIGHT, YES, BESIDES,

IF I WERE A BEAR,

I WOULD NOT WANT

TO RUN INTO HER.

SHE WOULD PUNCH

THE EVER LIVING PISS OUT OF ME.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU READY?

YEAH.

ALL SADDLED UP?

THERE WE GO.

YOU READY?

UH-HUH.

LET'S GO.

ALL SADDLED UP?

YEAH.

LET'S HIT THE TRAIL.

WHEN IT RAINS,

THE WATER LEVEL IS SO HIGH,

IT JUST COMPLETELY FLOODS

THIS WHOLE BRIDGE OUT.

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

IT THIS DOESN'T WORK,

AND FAST,

THEN WE'RE DOING IT MY WAY.

LOOK, DON'T WORRY.

JUST CALM DOWN. ALL RIGHT?

JUST CALM DOWN.

IT'S GOING TO WORK.

TRUST ME.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

LIKE BACK THERE

WHERE YOU GOT THE SHIT

KICKED OUT OF YOU.

SHE WAS LUCKY.

SHE WAS LUCKY,

YOU WERE LUCKY,

LUCKY SHE DIDN'T BURY

HER FOOT SIX INCHES

IN YOUR SKULL.

LOOK, I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.

OKAY?

YEAH, RIGHT. WELL, LISTEN,

THIS'LL HANDLE ANYTHING.

COME ON.

STEP FLAT ONTO THE ROPE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

YOU CAN GO ON UP THERE.

THANKS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.

COME ON.

NOW WHAT DO I DO?

JUST STEP ON THE ROCK.

GOOD. THAT'S GREAT.

OH!

ALL RIGHT.

NOW, YOU GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW, YOU GOT IT.

ARE YOU ALL WET?

YEAH. I'M OKAY.

OKAY.

JUST GRAB THE ASSHOLE

WHEN HE MOVES AWAY

FROM THE GROUP.

WHAT IF THEY SEE US?

THEN WHAT?

THEN THEY GOT A PROBLEM,

BIG TIME.

YEAH, A PROBLEM.

HEY, SHUT UP.

WILL YOU SHUT UP?

YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY?

RELAX.

ENJOY THE WOODS.

I CAN'T RELAX.

I'M RELAXING, I'M RELAXING.

I'M OUT IN THE WOODS.

LOOK, IF ONE WAS

CAUGHT IN THE WOODS

WITHOUT ANYTHING TO EAT,

THESE WOULD BE ENOUGH

TO SURVIVE ON.

HMM.

THEY'RE EDIBLE.

REALLY?

YEAH, I'D LIKE YOU ALL

TO STUDY THEM

AND LOOK THEM OVER--

REALLY?

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW

WHEN YOU'LL BE NEEDING THEM.

WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN THE WOODS,

AND YOU DON'T HAVE A TENT

OR A SLEEPING BAG,

YOU USE WHAT NATURE

HAS TO OFFER YOU.

AND TONIGHT'S--

KEEP THEM IN MIND, HON.

IT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR YOUR DIET.

VINCENT, SHUT UP.

OOH, WOW, ALL THIS

EROTIC TALK, TURNING ME ON.

COME ON, HON.

IT'S TOO LIGHT OUT

HERE FOR LOVING AND STUFF.

SHUT UP!

JESUS, DON'T THEY EVER

TAKE A LONG REST?

I'M ABOUT READ TO GIVE

THEM A PERMANENT REST.

OH, NOW, THAT'S GREAT.

I MEAN, THAT'S JUST

WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER KILLING.

NOW IF YOU JUST DIDN'T

LOSE YOUR TEMPER.

SHE WAS A STUPID BITCH.

SHE HAD IT COMING.

SHE SHOULD'VE

KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT.

OH, NO. NOBODY DESERVES THAT.

I MEAN, THAT WAS MEAN

THIS MORNING, PLAIN

AND SIMPLE MEANNESS.

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT

THE FUCK UP?

WHY DON'T I SHUT THE FUCK UP.

LET ME HELP YOU.

OOH, GOT TO WATCH

THESE MEAN TERRAINS HERE, BABY.

SOMEBODY MIGHT SEE US, JOHN.

OH, THEY COULD LEARN

A LESSON IN SURVIVAL.

THIS IS TURNING ME ON HERE.

[ LAUGHS ]

EVERYTHING TURNS YOU ON.

WAIT 'TIL I GET YOU

IN THAT TENT TONIGHT, OH!

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU SAY THAT EVERY NIGHT.

OKAY, EVERYBODY.

COME ON.

I'LL HELP YOU ACROSS.

THERE WE GO, AND STEP ON OVER,

BETINA.

OOH!

THERE WE GO.

COME ON, VINCE.

YOU CAN DO IT, FREDDY.

GREAT.

HEY, THEY'RE DOING

PRETTY GOOD HERE, HUH?

IS THAT ANYTHING

LIKE THE GUY WHO FELL 30 FLOORS?

EACH FLOOR DOWN, HE SAID,

"SO FAR, SO GOOD."

[ LAUGHS ]

SAMMY!

WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?

YOU'D PICK TIPS A NIGHT

INSTEAD OF TWO.

WRONG, I WON THAT LAST BET.

REMEMBER?

I DIDN'T WANT TO BET.

I DON'T LIKE TO BET.

I SWEAR TO THE GREAT MOUNTAIN,

THIS IS THE LAST TIME

I'M GOING TO BET THAT WOMAN.

NO, THE LAST TIME I'M GOING

TO BET ANY WOMAN.

THERE, I THINK I MADE

MY PEACE WITH MOTHER NATURE.

BOY, YOU GUYS

ARE DOING GREAT.

HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE.

OKAY, GANG.

THIS IS IT.

THIS IS WHERE WE'RE

SPENDING THE NIGHT.

WE'RE GOING TO PITCH OUR TENTS

IN A HALF CIRCLE FORM,

AND OF COURSE,

THE STREAM IS DOWN THERE,

AND IT'S THE BEST WATER

YOU'LL EVER DRINK.

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS

CHECK YOUR DUTY LISTS

AND SEE WHO'S TO MAKE THE FIRE?

OH, THAT'S ME.

GOOD. I'LL BE OVER

IN A MINUTE TO GIVE YOU A HAND.

OKAY?

OKAY.

LET'S DO IT.

PLACE STAKE "A" INTO

GROUND FOUR INCHES DEEP.

OKAY. LET'S SEE.

WHICH ONE IS THE "A"?

HERE, FREDDY,

LET ME HELP YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M TRYING TO GET IT.

RIGHT WHEN I THINK I HAVE IT,

IT DOES THIS.

OH, SHIT.

INHALE.

[ BLOWS ]

[ COUGHS ]

FORGET THE CAMERA,

DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION

TO THE CAMERA.

SEE, SO IF YOU PULL IT

THIS WAY AND PUT IT IN HERE,

THEN YOU'VE GOT

YOUR TENT PITCHED. SEE?

NOW I'VE GOT IT.

GOOD.

I SAW YOU FIGHT

IN SAN DIEGO NINE MONTHS AGO,

WASN'T IT?

THAT WAS SOME FIGHT.

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT

GIRL YOU WERE FIGHTING?

LOOK, FREDDY.

I DON'T MEAN

TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS

OR ANYTHING, BUT IT'S JUST

SOMETHING I'D RATHER NOT

TALK ABOUT. OKAY?

OH, DID I SAY

THE WRONG THING?

I'M SORRY.

IT'S OKAY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU DIDN'T.

IT'S JUST SOMETHING

I'D RATHER LEAVE ALONE. OKAY?

I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.

RIGHT?

I WON'T MENTION IT AGAIN,

SCOUTS HONOR.

YOU'RE A DEAR.

MAY I BE OF HELP?

OH!

OH, YOU SCARED ME.

I WAS JUST READING THIS,

BUT I'M NOT GETTING

VERY FAR, IT SEEMS.

PROBLEM?

I CAN'T FIND THE "A" STAKE.

TONIGHT.

I'M NOT WAITING ANY LONGER.

IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT,

NOT MINE.

IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT,

NOT MINE. OOH.

JESUS, BOAR, YOU KNOW,

YOU GOT NO SENSE OF LIFE, MAN.

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT.

THEY'RE EATING STEAKS.

I MEAN, THEY'RE COOKING

AND EATING STEAKS.

WHEN WE GET THAT CAMERA FREAK,

I'M GOING TO GRAB ME SOME FOOD.

AH, SMART, REAL SMART.

WE GRAB NOTHING BUT HIM.

YOU GOT IT?

EAT YOUR SHIRT.

[ SCREAMS ]

BETINA, WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

CALM DOWN! WHAT?

A BUG! IT FELL ON ME!

LET ME LOOK.

OH, IT'S A BUG, ISN'T IT?

IT'S POISONOUS!

IT'S OKAY.

YOU CAN SHOW ME.

IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

IT'S NOTHING.

OOH!

[ LAUGHS ]

A PRACTICAL JOKE,

THAT'S ALL IT WAS.

COME ON.

SHE HATES SPIDERS.

I HAD TO GET IT ON TAPE.

MY FRIENDS WILL LOVE IT.

VINCE, YOU HAVE THE SENSE

OF HUMOR OF A BAD CHILD.

DO YOU KNOW THAT?

AND I'M NOT GOING

TO TELL HER WHAT YOU DID.

I DON'T HAVE THE HEART,

AND I REALLY DON'T CARE

WHAT THIS RELATIONSHIP

OF YOURS HAS COME TO

BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF

MY BUSINESS,

BUT WE HAVE

TWO MORE DAYS OUT HERE,

AND IF I SEE THAT CAMERA

GET US INTO ANY MORE

TROUBLE, THEN YOU'VE HAD IT.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

YEAH.

I MEAN, IF IT EVEN AFFECTS

ANY OF THE OTHER MEMBERS,

EVEN UPSETS THEM,

THEN YOU'VE HAD IT, BUDDY.

YOU GOT IT?

DID HE HAVE BUGS

ON HIM, TOO?

DIFFERENT KIND.

HE IS THE MOST MORONIC,

CHILDISH, STUPID ASS FOOL

I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

[ LAUGHS ]

HE NEEDS TO BE SPANKED

WITH A GODDAMN BROKEN BRANCH.

DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, SAMMY?

IT'S SOCIAL RETARDS LIKE HIM

THAT CREATE A CRAZY WORLD

AND BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE

AS IF THEY'RE THE ONES

WHO'S CRAZY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?

IT'S NOT FUNNY, SAMMY.

WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY

ABOUT IT?

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?

DO YOU REALLY THINK

IT'S THAT FUNNY?

YOU SHOULD'VE

LET HIM TAKE THE DAMN CAMERA!

AH, GEEZ.

THAT'S FUNNY, HUH?

YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT IS FUNNY.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ONLY FUNNY,

BUT THE NEXT TIME THAT LITTLE

TWERP DOES ANYTHING ELSE,

I'M GOING TO KICK

HIS BUTT, BIG TIME!

WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK YOU

TO PUT THAT DAMN THING DOWN

AND HELP ME?

YOU WANT A RECORD OF

OUR TRIP, DON'T YOU?

BESIDES, IT'LL GIVE YOUR BRIDGE

CLUB SOMETHING TO REMEMBER.

I COULD'VE BEEN

BITTEN TO DEATH.

AH! AH!

RIGHT THERE.

THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

OKAY.

AW, MY SWEETIE PIE.

HMM.

HAVING FUN YET?

NO.

NO?

BOY, THIS OUGHT

TO KEEP YOU KIDS DRY ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE

THE SOUND OF THAT RAIN

ON YOUR ROOF, BUT FOR ME,

ALL I'VE SET UP IS

A BED OF LEAVES,

A WOOD COVERING WITH

WOODEN LEAVES AND

MY BEDROLL'S ALL OUTDOORS.

IN THIS RAIN?

HELL, IT AIN'T GOING

TO RAIN TONIGHT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

I KNOW.

I'VE LIVED OUT HERE LONG ENOUGH.

[ THUNDER ]

YOU AND SAMMY ARE REALLY GOOD

AT THIS OUTDOOR LIFESTYLE.

YEAH, IT SEEMS

PRETTY NATURAL TO ME, I GUESS.

I WAS ACTUALLY BROUGHT UP

WITH IT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S SO DIFFERENT

FROM THE CITY LIFE.

YEAH.

I LIKE THE CHANGE,

KIND OF LIKE THE WEATHER.

ONE MINUTE, IT'S STORMING.

THE NEXT MINUTE, YOU WANT TO GO

INTO THE STREAM AND TAKE A DIVE.

HMM.

'CAUSE IT'S SO HOT

FROM THE SUN.

WE'RE OUT HERE IN THE RAIN.

WHAT THE FUCK

AM I DOING IN THE RAIN?

YOU'RE GOING TO BE

DOING 20 YEARS, REMEMBER,

YOU IDIOT?

I WAS THINKING MAYBE IT

WAS JUST TO GET WET.

OH, I DON'T WANT

TO HEAR THIS.

YOU GOT IT?

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

ALL RIGHT.

SHUT UP, RIGHT?

DON'T PLAY ME, JACK.

IT'LL BE DRY IN ANOTHER HOUR.

YOU'LL SEE.

WHAT ABOUT KEEPING WARM?

WELL, SIMPLE,

I JUST ASK BEARS

TO LOAN ONE OF THEIR FUR COATS.

HE'S SAYING A JOKE, RIGHT?

RIGHT, HONEY.

YOU DON'T BORROW FUR FROM BEARS.

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW THAT, DUMMY.

I MEANT ARE THERE

ANY BEARS IN THE WOODS?

JUST ME, BABY.

RARR!

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT DO YOU DO, FREDDY?

INVESTMENTS.

I HAVE A PHONE STUCK

IN MY EAR ALL DAY LONG.

OUCH!

GOD.

YEAH, VINCE HAS GOT SOMETHING

STUCK IN HIM SOMEWHERE.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT,

BUT IT'S NOT IN HIS EAR.

OH, BOY.

I MEAN, REALLY,

LOOK AT HIM OUT THERE.

HE'S THE ONE COMPLAINING,

WANTING TO GO HOME

BECAUSE IT'S RAINING,

AND HE'S STANDING THERE

IN THE DRENCHING RAIN

FILMING THE TREES

LIKE THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN

IS COME JUMPING OUT AT HIM?

[ LAUGHTER ]

SERIOUS, YES.

DO YOU THINK THIS RAIN

WILL LAST LONG?

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.

THESE MOUNTAIN STORMS SEEM

TO BRING A VARIETY

OF DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES.

[ LAUGHS ]

UH-HUH.

IT MAKES THE FOREST

SO BEAUTIFUL, THOUGH.

IT IS.

DANGEROUS IN SOME WAYS,

BUT I REALLY LOVE IT.

IT'S SO GORGEOUS.

I DON'T KNOW.

I STILL PREFER IT

TO THE CITY LIFE.

I'M STARTING TO LIKE IT.

LIKE WHEN I WAS KID--

UH-HUH, YEAH.

--IT WAS GREAT.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.

IT REALLY IS NICE.

OW, I'LL TAKE THAT.

I CAN SEE YOUR CARDS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

I KNOW WHAT

YOU'RE ALL THINKING.

WHAT?

YOU THINKING I NEED TO

LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT.

NO!

YEAH, YEAH, BUT IT'S

BABY FAT, AND SOME OF

IT'S WATER WEIGHT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

IF I GAIN ANY MORE

WATER WEIGHT, THEY'RE GOING

TO HAVE TO BUILD A DIKE

ACROSS FROM MY BUTT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'VE TRIED AMPHETAMINES,

YOU KNOW, THOSE DIET PILLS.

YEAH.

ALL THEY DID WAS

MAKE ME EAT FASTER.

[ LAUGHING ]

OH, YOU KNOW THAT

OPRAH WINFREY DIET?

I WENT ON THAT DIET.

I HAVEN'T LOST ANY WEIGHT YET.

I HAVE THIS OVERWHELMING

URGE TO HOST A TALK SHOW.

SO, TELL ME, SIR,

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU

BEEN WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?

OH, JUST TWO.

[ LAUGHING ]

SO THEN YOU GAVE UP

A HIGH PAYING JOB

TO DO THIS LIFESTYLE?

WELL, THERE'S MORE TO IT

THAN THAT, FREDDY.

TIPPERS DAD AND I

WERE CLOSE FRIENDS.

HE TAUGHT ME A LOT ABOUT WHAT

WAS IMPORTANT IN LIFE,

AND I WAS A LITTLE FED UP

WITH BUSINESS PRESSURES,

AND I TOOK OFF.

IT WASN'T EASY AT FIRST,

BUT I GOT THROUGH IT.

MY HEALTH RETURNED,

AND I'M HAPPY,

AND I LIKE THIS LIFE,

I LOVE THIS LIFE.

GOOD.

YEAH.

THAT'S NICE.

WELL, IF YOU'LL

ALL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS

TO LOOK OVER

BEFORE TOMORROW'S ADVENTURES.

I THINK I'LL JUST SAY

GOOD NIGHT NOW.

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

EVER SINCE I WON THAT

DAMN LOTTERY, WE HAVEN'T BEEN

FRIENDLY ANYMORE.

BETINA, HONEY, YOU CAN'T

CONTROL HIM WITH MONEY.

MEN DON'T LIKE THAT.

WELL, NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

LISTEN, YOU MADE HIM

QUIT HIS JOB, AND YOU SAY

HOW THE MONEY GOES

AND WHERE, AND THAT

MAKES YOU THE BOSS.

THERE'S NO PARTNERSHIP,

AND I KNOW YOU WON THE MONEY,

BUT IT'S HIS, TOO.

YEAH, BUT WE'VE

TALKED ABOUT IT.

UH-HUH.

IT'S NEVER EASY WHEN

YOU NEVER HAVE MUCH,

AND THEN SUDDENLY,

YOU HAVE ALL YOU NEED,

EVERYTHING--

UH-HUH.

--EXCEPT FOR THE REAL THINGS.

THE THINGS THAT COUNT.

YEAH.

UH-HUH. I KNOW.

MY DAYS OF DANCING

AND LIVING LIKE A GYPSY

AND NO HOME WITH SOMEONE

THAT MEANS ALL TO YOU,

YOU KNOW, I HAD SO MANY MEN

BUT I NEVER FOUND

THE SPECIAL ONE,

AND THE FUNNY THING IS

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY

THIS IS THE ONE, AND IT IS,

AND IF YOU DON'T,

THEN YOU END UP ALONE,

AND YOU'RE NOT MUCH USE

TO ANYONE.

MARIA, LET ME HAVE A SLUG

OF THAT STUFF.

[ COUGHS ]

I UNDERSTAND ALL THAT,

BUT CAN'T THAT BE A COP-OUT?

THINGS GET ROUGH IN LIFE,

COMPETITION.

YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU HAVE

TO MAKE IT, SO YOU--

VINCE.

--TURNED YOUR BACK

ON IT ALL.

VINCE. YOU DO YOUR THING,

I'LL DO MY THING.

AMEN.

I'M TURNING IN, YOU GUYS.

ALL RIGHT, SAMMY.

THANK YOU.

GOOD NIGHT.

SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

GOOD NIGHT.

SLEEP WELL.

[ SIGHS ]

THAT'S IT FOR ME, TOO.

I'M TIRED.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, VINCE.

SLEEP WELL, MAN.

OKAY. YOU, TOO. TAKE CARE.

VINCE, HONEY,

TIME TO GO TO BED.

YEAH, BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

[ MOANING ]

JESUS, YOU SCARED

THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

I KNOW THAT SHE

LIKES TO BE ALONE AT NIGHT.

SHE WANTS TO BE ALONE,

REALLY ALONE.

I WAS JUST PASSING BY.

SIMPLY BE SURE

YOU DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

GOOD NIGHT, VINCE.

[ SCREAM ]

[ YELLS IN KOREAN ]

I'M SORRY.

LISA, I'M SORRY, PLEASE.

PLEASE DON'T, LISA. DON'T.

PLEASE, FORGIVE ME, LISA.

[ YELLS IN KOREAN ]

LISA, PLEASE

FORGIVE ME, PLEASE.

WHAT THE HELL?

WHAT'D SHE SAY?

I DON'T KNOW, SAMMY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND KOREAN.

JOHN, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

SAMMY, IT'S REAL PRIVATE.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

SHOW'S OVER.

BACK TO YOUR TENTS.

GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO

IN THE MORNING.

GOOD NIGHT.

WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I LOVED HIM SO MUCH.

I KNOW.

WE WERE JUST MARRIED,

AND NOW I FIND OUT.

WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME

BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED? WHY?

[ SIGHS ]

I UNDERSTAND, HONEY.

I REALLY DO, LISA.

YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST

ONE OF THOSE THINGS

THAT SOME OF US HAVE

TO GO THROUGH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

SOMETIMES YOU COME OUT ON

THE OTHER SIDE A BETTER PERSON,

SOMETIMES.

I HATE HIM.

NO, YOU DON'T.

YOU'RE JUST HURT, DEEPLY HURT.

COME HERE.

SAMMY, I NEVER LOVED ANYBODY

SO MUCH IN MY LIFE.

UH-HUH.

I'D DIE FOR HER.

UH-HUH.

SAMMY, IT WAS MY

BACHELOR PARTY.

THERE WERE A COUPLE HOOKERS,

AND I GOT DRUNK, LOTS OF BOOZE,

AND I HAD SEX

WITH BOTH OF THEM.

OH!

[ LAUGHS ]

MY BUDDIES, THEY SET

THE WHOLE THING UP.

YOU KNOW, I FIGURED

I'D GET HER OUT HERE,

AND I COULD TELL HER,

AND SHE'D UNDERSTAND.

OH, GOD, YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED.

YEAH, WELL,

YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST GUY

TO GO OFF ON A FLING,

YOU KNOW.

MAYBE SHE'LL FORGIVE YOU.

NO, SAMMY, I KNOW.

IT'S A KOREAN THING.

THEY HAVE A VERY STRICT

WAY OF LIVING.

THEY'RE VERY PRIVATE.

HMM.

BUT SAMMY, I VIOLATED

SOMETHING THAT WAS SO SACRED.

HMM.

I FIGURED WITH MARRIAGE,

I WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE

MY FRIENDS BEHIND.

I TRIED TO HANG ONTO THEM.

BOYS, IT'S NICE WHAT'S GOING

ON OUT THERE FOR FRIENDS

THESE DAYS.

I TELL YOU,

I HAVE ONE HELL OF AN AMENDS

AHEAD OF ME.

WELL, JOHN.

WE MAKE OUR TOMORROWS.

LET'S GET AN EARLY START.

OKAY?

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, SAMMY.

SAMMY, THANKS A LOT.

I APPRECIATE IT.

DON'T WORRY. BE HAPPY.

HI.

HI.

SO ARE WE SURVIVING?

WELL, EXISTING

WITH HOPES ANYWAY.

YEAH.

COME ON.

LET'S TAKE A HIKE.

OKAY.

YOU KNOW, I THINK

I'LL LIVE MY LIFE OUT HERE

IN THE WOODS WITH YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S QUIET.

FOR YOU, I DON'T SEE IT

FULL-TIME.

I DON'T KNOW, SAMMY.

EVERY TIME I SEE HER

TWISTED BODY,

IT JUST TAKES ME RIGHT BACK.

DARLING, YOU GOT TO GO ON.

IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL.

YOU GOT TO GO ON.

I KNOW. I TRIED.

I REALLY DO TRY.

BUT FREDDY, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE,

HE RECOGNIZED ME.

HE WAS THERE AT THAT MATCH,

AT THAT MATCH.

YOU KNOW,

WHEN HE MENTIONED IT TODAY,

I JUST FELT

MARILYN'S WHOLE LIFE

GO RIGHT THROUGH MY BODY.

SHE'S PARALYZED FOREVER,

AND I DID THAT,

MY VERY BEST FRIEND.

SHE EXPECTS YOU TO WIN

FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.

SHE WANTS THAT, HAS NO REGRETS.

WHY SHOULD YOU?

SIMPLE.

BECAUSE I'M HERE,

AND SHE'S LAYING THERE.

LOOK, CHAMPIONS USE

WHAT THEY KNOW TO WIN.

THEY GET BEYOND IT,

AND THEY GO ON WITH THEIR LIFE.

IF YOU KEEP HANGING ON

TO HER PARALYZED

STATE OF MIND,

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S

GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU,

PARALYZED, WITHOUT A FIGHT

EXCEPT WITH YOURSELF,

WITH YOUR OWN MIND.

IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

YOU'RE THE CHAMPION.

WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?

LIFE IN THE BIG CITY,

EXPENSIVE, EXCITING,

MORTGAGES, IRS,

DRUGS, PSYCHIATRY.

[ MUTTERING ]

OH-NO.

IT'S THE SAME

IN ANY LANGUAGE.

WHERE'S THAT TAPE?

SIMMER DOWN.

DON'T HURT ME.

IT'S UP IN MY TENT.

JUST GO GET IT.

DON'T THINK ABOUT WAKING

THE OLD LADY, MAN.

DON'T EVEN DO IT, OKAY?

I WON'T, I WON'T.

I PROMISE.

SHH.

ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME?

I'D LIKE TO.

BOAR.

SHUT UP!

YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS?

NO, NO! I WON'T.

I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING.

I MEAN IT. I WON'T!

SHUT UP, YOU BIRDBRAIN!

NOW LISTEN TO ME,

YOU MAKE A PEEP,

YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS,

AND I'LL KILL YOU.

I'LL KILL YOUR WIFE,

I'LL KILL YOUR CAT,

I'LL KILL YOUR DOG.

I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU.

YOU SAVVY?

YOU DON'T EVER WANT

TO SEE ME AGAIN.

YOU'LL REGRET IT.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

GO ON BACK NOW.

GO ON. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

[ SHOUTS ]

JESUS, YOU NUTS?

DO YOU WANT

TO WAKE UP EVERYBODY UP?

YOU'RE CRAZY TO THE LIMIT,

YOU KNOW THAT?

TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME

OR I'LL BREAK 'EM OFF.

LET'S GO.

SO YOU DECIDED

TO SLEEP OUT UNDER THE STARS

AFTER ALL, VERY IMPRESSIVE.

YEAH, YEAH.

YOU TALKED ME INTO IT.

YEAH, BUT YOU SHOULD'VE

LET ME HELP YOU MAKE YOUR BED.

THOSE ARE THE WRONG

KIND OF LEAVES.

NO, NO, REALLY, IT'S OKAY.

THESE WERE FINE.

I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU'VE BEEN LAYING

IN POISON OAK.

SHIT!

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED.

JUST KIDDING, RELAX.

COME ON.

GET SOME COFFEE IN YOU.

GET SOME OF THAT GOOD OUTDOOR

AIR IN YOUR LUNGS.

YOU'LL LIVE LONGER.

YEAH, LIVE LONGER,

YEAH, THAT'S THE PLAN.

SO HOW DID YOU

SLEEP LAST NIGHT?

WITH MY HEAD UP MY ASS.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

I WAS HOPING FOR

SOME CHANGES IN THIS TRIP.

MORNING, JOHN.

MORNING, SAMMY.

MORNING, JOHN.

HI.

WHY DON'T YOU CRACK IT OPEN?

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY. CRACK THE EGG OPEN.

WHY DON'T YOU TAPE US

TAKING THE TENT DOWN?

ARE YOU TIRED OF

THAT CAMERA ALREADY?

NO, NO,

I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.

WELL, LET'S MAKE SURE

WE HAVE EVERYTHING, OKAY,

THAT WE PACKED EVERYTHING.

YES, DEAR.

OH, HEY,

WHY DON'T YOU GET US,

FILM US, TAPE US, COMING DOWN

WITH OUR PONCHOS ON?

YES, DEAR, YES, DEAR.

I THINK THAT'D BE GREAT.

OKAY, GUYS.

LET'S LEAVE THIS CAMPSITE JUST

THE WAY WE FOUND IT,

IF NOT BETTER. OKAY?

YES.

GOD DAMN LITTLE

SON OF A BITCH.

I'LL KILL HIM.

HE GAVE US SHIT, MAN.

IT AIN'T HERE.

WELL, WAIT, DID YOU PLAY

IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH, HUH?

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?

YOU THINK I'M STUPID OR WHAT?

I'M TELLING YOU, IT AIN'T THERE.

OH, NO, NO.

THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE.

[ YELLS ]

WHAT COULD HE BE THINKING?

HE THINKS HE'S GOING

TO GET AWAY WITH THIS.

LET'S GO.

WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?

WHAT ABOUT THEM?

THEY'RE THERE.

THAT'S WHAT ABOUT THEM.

I AIN'T NEVER GOING

BACK TO THE JOINT.

GET THAT?

GET THAT THROUGH

YOUR THICK HEAD. NO WAY!

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT THERE,

JACKIE BOY.

YOU WOULDN'T LAST

FIVE MINUTES AFTER LOCKDOWN

BEFORE SOME 290-POUND GREASY,

BALD-HEADED SON OF A BITCH

WANTS TO PUT HIS DICK

IN SOME VERY STRANGE PLACES

BELONGING TO YOU.

LET'S GO.

290 POUND, JESUS.

AH, SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING

TO DO, BOAR?

YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO KILL THEM ALL, ARE YOU, HUH?

GEEZ. OKAY.

LET'S GET BACK TO CAMP

BEFORE THEY BREAK.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, HUH?

YOU GOING

TO TAKE THEM ALL ON, HUH?

GODDAMN IT!

AW, SHIT!

COME ON!

WE CAN CATCH THEM.

LET'S GO.

SAMMY, I UNDERSTAND

THAT MOUNTAIN STORMS

CAN COME UP QUICKLY

IN THESE PARTS.

IS THAT RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT CAN HAPPEN.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SLEEP?

NO, NOT REALLY.

YOU SEEM SO QUIET TODAY.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

OH, DON'T KNOCK IT.

TAKE GOOD WHERE IT COMES.

COME ON, JOHN.

GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

BRING IT UP, BRING IT UP.

YOU'RE OKAY.

GRAB THE ROPE.

GET HIM.

JOHN, YOU'RE DOING GOOD.

[ LAUGHS ]

I GOT YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

AH, JUST LEAVE HIM HERE.

HE AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

GUYS, ONE STEP AT A TIME.

PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN,

YOUR HAND ON THE ROCK

AND STEP ON DOWN.

YEAH.

OKAY. LET'S HELP EACH OTHER.

HERE WE GO.

COME ON, BETINA.

YOU CAN DO IT.

GREAT. YOU'RE DOING GOOD.

OKAY. YOU GOT HER?

THERE YOU GO.

JUST WALK RIGHT ALONG THAT EDGE.

BE VERY CAREFUL, VERY SLOW.

JUST BE CAREFUL ON THAT ROCK.

OKAY. HERE WE GO.

OKAY, LISA.

I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

FOLLOW BETINA.

BE VERY CAREFUL.

STAY CLOSE TO THE SIDE.

OKAY?

HERE WE GO.

THERE WE GO.

ALL RIGHT, VINCE.

THANKS, JOHN.

THANKS FOR HELPING.

I'M OKAY.

YOU OKAY, VINCE?

YEAH.

SLIDE ON YOUR BUTT THERE.

GOOD JOB.

GOT IT?

YEAH.

GOOD.

[ CHATTERING ]

SEE THE CLOUDS MOVING?

OH, YEAH.

WE'RE IN A CLOUD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE DOING?

SHUT YOUR FACE

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT

LOOKING THE WAY IT DOES.

JUST ONE MORE CHARGE

AT THIS ASSHOLE.

YOU'RE THE GUY FROM

THE MOTEL, AREN'T YOU?

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE GUN?

[ SHOUTING ]

[ GUNSHOTS ]

NO, LISA!

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SHOUTING ]

YOU LIKE DOING THIS, DO YOU?

LISA!

WELL, LOOK AT THERE.

WE GOT US A CLIFFHANGER.

GET BACK NOW, DAMN IT!

I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK!

OH GOD!

BRING THE LITTLE SHIT

OVER HERE.

VINCE, WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

THAT'S RIGHT.

VINCE AIN'T SMART AT ALL.

IF THEY KNOW THAT,

IT CREATES A PROBLEM,

A VERY BIG PROBLEM.

NOW WHERE IS THE TAPE?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TAPE

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

BUT JUST GIVE IT

TO THEM, VINCE.

I DON'T HAVE IT. IT'S--

WHERE?

ONCE THEY KNOW WHERE IT IS,

THEN IT'LL BE ALL OVER WITH.

IT WON'T MATTER ANYMORE.

YOU'RE THAT KUNG FU BITCH,

AREN'T YOU?

TOUGH GAL, HUH?

I LIKE THEM TOUGH.

LET ME JUST GO DOWN

AND GET THE GIRL

AND JUST PUT THAT GUN AWAY

BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT.

OH, NOW THERE'S

A FUCKING GOOD IDEA!

I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY

FROM THERE!

GET THE FUCK OVER THERE!

JACK, JACK, TAKE HIM BACK

TO WHERE HE HAS THE TAPE.

I'LL STAY HERE.

LISTEN.

I'LL KEEP THEM COMPANY.

LET'S BOTH GO BACK,

GET THE TAPE BACK.

THEN WE SPLIT.

WHAT ABOUT THEM?

WHAT ABOUT THEM?

THEY KNOW.

NO, THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL GO, BUT YOU BOTH

HAVE TO GO WITH ME

OR ELSE YOU'LL GET NOTHING.

GREAT.

BIRDBRAIN HAS AN IDEA.

ALL RIGHT, BIRD.

DON'T BULLSHIT ME THIS TIME.

AH!

THERE'S PLENTY MORE

WHERE THAT CAME FROM!

I'LL GO WITH YOU

IF YOU WANT ME TO.

THIS AIN'T NO CIRCUS, LADY.

STAY PUT!

WHERE'S SAMMY?

HE'S BACK THERE

HE'S GOT A HEADACHE.

DO NOT FOLLOW

OR I WILL KILL HIM.

BELIEVE THAT.

COME ON.

OH, MY GOD.

LISA, HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA

BE FINE.

JUST FINE. STAY STILL!

I'LL GET THE LIFELINE.

HURRY!

JESUS CHRIST!

NO, THIS ONE'S MINE.

GIVE IT TO ME.

NO, NO, NO.

IT'S MINE, IT'S MINE.

FREDDY, COME HERE NOW!

BETINA!

PUT IT AROUND YOU.

GET IT AROUND YOU GUYS.

OH, MY GOD, LISA!

JUST STAY CALM.

STAY WITH ME RIGHT THERE.

STAY WITH ME. I'M COMING.

TIE IT AROUND YOU, FREDDY.

I GOT IT.

RIGHT WITH ME, BABE.

OKAY, LISA.

HE'S COMING DOWN.

OKAY. RIGHT WITH ME, HONEY.

HE'S GOT YOU.

OKAY, JOHN.

JUST TELL US WHEN.

OKAY. OKAY. I GOT YOU.

OKAY. GO, GO, PULL.

BRING HER UP, BRING HER UP.

COME ON. BRING HER UP.

OH! WE GOT YOU NOW.

BRING IT! GET IT!

COME ON, BIG JOHN!

COME ON, LISA!

OKAY, OKAY. LET GO.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT VINCE?

BETINA, IF WE DON'T GET

TO HIM IN TIME,

THEN THEY'LL KILL HIM.

JUST STAY CALM, BETINA,

AND STAY WITH ME.

[ CRIES ]

SORRY! I'M SORRY!

LISTEN, MARIA.

MARIA, LISTEN TO ME!

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

NOW, DARN IT, LISTEN TO ME,

ALL OF YOU!

LOOK, JUST STAY CALM

AND STAY WITH ME.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

LOOK, COME WITH ME

AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN

FOR SAMMY.

NOW!

OH, MY GOD! SAMMY!

SAMMY!

IS HE OKAY?

OH, MY GOD.

HE'S OKAY, HE'S OKAY.

HE'LL LIVE.

OR LITTLE SHIT OR ANYTHING.

HEY, CALL YOURSELF BIG BIRD

IF YOU LIKE.

MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.

BULLY. YOU BULLY PEOPLE.

YOU PUSH PEOPLE AROUND.

YOU DESTROY THEM.

FIND THAT TAPE.

MY PATIENCE'S IS PAPER THIN,

BIG GUY, YOU BIG PAIN

IN THE ASS.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

SMILING ABOUT?

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THIS CLOSE

TO BEING A SMALL PART

OF HISTORY?

GO AHEAD.

WHAT ARE YOU

SMILING ABOUT NOW?

I'D LIKE TO OFF YOU

RIGHT NOW.

IN FRONT OF

THOSE RANGERS OVER THERE?

[ LAUGHTER ]

THIS ASSHOLE

IS SOMETHING ELSE.

HE'S ABOUT TO GET CREAMED,

AND HE'S LAUGHING ABOUT IT.

I THINK YOU'RE LOSING IT,

LITTLE SHIT.

NO, NO,

IT'S YOU WHO'S LOSING.

IT'S YOU WHO'S ALREADY LOST IT.

YOU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING

THAT LIVES.

YOU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING

THAT'S LIFE.

YOU'RE A NUT, YOU'RE A ZERO,

YOU'RE A BIG NOTHING ZERO.

BOAR, DON'T!

SEE, WE'RE RIGHT OUT

IN THE OPEN.

SOMEBODY MIGHT SEE US.

SMILE.

LOOK RIGHT HERE AND SMILE.

FORGET YOUR TAPE,

YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD.

HE'S RIGHT, BOAR.

COME HERE.

YOU JUST STAY WITH ME.

WE'RE GOING TO BE REAL CLOSE.

GET OFF IT!

COME HERE.

YOU JUST STAY RIGHT HERE.

[ PANTS ]

ARE THEY GOING TO THE VAN?

I THINK SO.

VINCE SAID HE HAD THIS TAPE

THAT THEY WANTED,

AND HE WAS TAKING THEM THERE.

COME ON.

I KNOW A SHORTCUT.

[ PANTS ]

[ COUGHS ]

WHERE THE FUCK

DID YOU PUT IT?

THINK YOU WON YOUR LITTLE

WORD GAME THERE, DON'T YOU?

YOU AIN'T GOING TO LIKE

WHAT'S COMING NEXT.

[ PANTS ]

DAMN IT!

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT IT?

DON'T DO THIS TO ME!

OKAY, BIG SHIT.

YOU WANT ANOTHER ROUND.

NEW GAME, WHICH HAND DO YOU WANT

TO LOSE FIRST, HUH, THIS ONE?

HUH? NO GOOD?

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, HUH?

OKAY. DECIDE WHICH HAND.

TOO LATE. THIS ONE!

[ GUNSHOT ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ GUNSHOT ]

NO, I'M NOT GOING

TO LET THIS HAPPEN!

JESUS.

[ SHOUTS ]

VINCENT, DON'T DIE ON ME!

DON'T LET HIM DIE ON ME!

ENOUGH REST, BIG SHIT.

GET UP THERE!

WHERE IS THE TAPE, HUH?

WHERE'S THE TAPE?

OKAY. WHICH WAY, HUH?

THIS WAY?

YOU LIKE THIS ONE BETTER?

OR THE OTHER SIDE.

--THE TAPE.

I CAN WALK!

NO, YOU CAN'T.

LET ME GO!

[ PANTS ]

THE TAPE OR JACK,

JUST GET US--

[ SHOUTING ]

[ YELLS ]

[ SCREAMING ]

NO!

NO!

NO!

HEY!

GET UP, FREDDIE!

NO!

[ CRACKING ]

BETINA!

UNDER HERE, UNDER THE VAN!

[ SCREAMS ]

SAMMY, GET HIS LEGS.

GIVE ME A BIT OF ROPE.

NO!

[ SHOUTS ]

NO!

BITCH!

COME HERE!

NO! NO!

YOU'RE BLEEDING!

[ CRIES ]

[ CRYING ]

OH, SAMMY.

YOU DO SHARP

BETTER THAN ANYBODY I KNOW.

YOU'RE REALLY SHARP.

GOD, VINCE, WHY DID YOU

WANT TO KEEP

THAT HORRIBLE TAPE?

THOUGHT I'D SELL IT TO CNN.

ON ONE OF THOSE REALITY SHOWS.

I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING

FOR MYSELF.

I WANTED TO MAKE

MY OWN MONEY FOR A CHANGE.

YOU CAN TAKE CONTROL

OF THE MONEY.

I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.

I'LL EVEN GO ON A DIET.

NO, YOU DON'T HAVE

TO DO THAT.

I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

[ CRIES ]

WELL, BOYS,

THE FIGHT IS OVER.

DON'T TRY ANYTHING.

HERE, FREDDIE.

HOLD ONTO THE TAPE.

ALL RIGHT.

BE CAREFUL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AH, TIPPER?

YEAH?

OH!

ARE YOU OKAY?

AH, TIPPER, COULD YOU

TAPE THIS FOR ME?

AH!

LOOK, VINCE, DON'T PUSH

YOUR LUCK NOW, BUDDY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SHE'S QUICK, SHE'S TOUGH,

SHE'S BACK.

MAGNIFICENT MIMI LESSEOS

IS BACK.

YOU NEVER KNOW

WHAT STRANGE UNKNOWN ANIMALS

MAY BE LURKING

BEHIND THOSE TREES.

SHE'S TAKING

A GROUP OF TOURISTS--

FIRST CAMPING TRIP, HUH?

--ON A TOUR--

ALL SET TO ROLL?

--THROUGH THE WILDERNESS.

GOOD, THAT'S GREAT!

ONLY THIS TIME,

THE GREAT OUTDOORS--

SHE IS DEAD!

--IS ABOUT TO CLOSE IN.

WE GOT TO GET THAT CAMERA.

WE GOT TO GET THE TAPE.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

AND AS THE WOODS GET DEEPER--

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT HERE.

--THE DANGER GETS DEADLIER.

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE GUN?

YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS,

AND I'LL KILL YOU.

NOW, A CHAMPION WHO NEVER

LOST FACES AN ENEMY

WHO'S NOT PLAYING GAMES.

TOUGH GAL, HUH?

I LIKE TOUGH.

CHAMPIONS USE

WHAT THEY KNOW TO WIN.

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE:

YOU WIN, YOU LIVE.

YOU LOSE, YOU DIE.

RIGHT HERE AND SMILE.

[ GUNSHOT ]

AH!

IF WE DON'T

GET TO HIM ON TIME,

THEY'RE GOING TO KILL THEM.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MERCY,

LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

YOU AIN'T GOING

TO LIKE WHAT'S COMING NEXT.

I'M GOING TO KICK HIS BUTT.

BECAUSE MIMI BELIEVES

IN WOMEN'S RIGHTS, LEFTS,

AND UPPERCUTS.

MAGNIFICENT MIMI LESSEOS

IS BEYOND FEAR.