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Вот содержимое файла - WEBVTT - WATCH OUT FOR JÖNSSONLIGAN EngSubs\r\n\r\nSTYLE\r\n::cue {\r\n background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, dimgray, lightgray);\r\n color: yellow;\r\n}\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nTranslated by: JojoVV on opensubtitles.org\r\nI've had vague memories of watching the movies as a child, and definitely played the first point-and-click game based on the series.\r\nNow that I revisit the series as an adult... It's safe to say I still love it enough to want to share with the English-speaking world, warts and all.\r\nHappy watching!\r\n\r\n00:00:45.700 --> 00:00:47.950\r\n[mumbling]\r\n\r\n00:00:53.750 --> 00:00:54.750\r\nIdiot!\r\n\r\n00:00:56.500 --> 00:00:58.500\r\nYOU SWEET TOOTH!!\r\n\r\n00:01:00.550 --> 00:01:03.500\r\nCream-faced... Loon!\r\n\r\n00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:27.000\r\n- Put them up.\r\n- What?\r\n\r\n00:01:27.900 --> 00:01:30.000\r\nPut them up...\r\n\r\n00:01:30.500 --> 00:01:35.250\r\n- What?!\r\n- Put your hands up! Just do it!!\r\n\r\n00:01:45.500 --> 00:01:47.400\r\nBeware of THE JÖNSSON GANG\r\n\r\n00:01:56.000 --> 00:02:00.000\r\nSCRIPT: ROLF BÖRJLIND\r\nBASED ON THE ORIGINAL BY: ERIK BALLING & HENNING BAHS\r\n\r\n00:02:00.500 --> 00:02:03.200\r\nCAMERA: ROLAND STERNER\r\n\r\n00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:06.000\r\nMUSIC: RAGNAR GRIPPE\r\n\r\n00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:09.000\r\nPRODUCER: INGEMAR EJVE\r\n\r\n00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:12.000\r\nDIRECTION: JONAS CORNELL\r\n\r\n00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:23.750\r\nHurry, hurry, we're already late!\r\n\r\n00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:28.500\r\nHurry u-...\r\n\r\n00:02:31.250 --> 00:02:32.250\r\nCar's shit...\r\n\r\n00:02:32.250 --> 00:02:36.250\r\nNah, gonna turn that right back at'cha, this one's a steal - I know the car trade inside n' out.\r\n\r\n00:02:36.250 --> 00:02:37.900\r\nWhatever, just hurry up.\r\n\r\n00:02:37.900 --> 00:02:41.000\r\nTake it easy now - he's not even here, right?\r\n\r\n00:02:41.350 --> 00:02:43.750\r\nWe've actually got one minute twenty-three secs left;\r\n\r\n00:02:43.750 --> 00:02:47.000\r\nJapanese clock, first-grade goods, comes in handy.\r\n\r\n00:02:47.750 --> 00:02:49.300\r\nBet he's already left!\r\n\r\n00:02:49.300 --> 00:02:51.800\r\nHush, Bill - don't say that!\r\n\r\n00:02:51.800 --> 00:02:56.750\r\n- Look, guys, there he is! Welcome, Sickan!\r\n- Sickaaan!!\r\n\r\n00:02:57.300 --> 00:03:01.500\r\n- Sickan, heeey!\r\n- Beautiful, Sickaaan!!\r\n\r\n00:03:01.500 --> 00:03:07.000\r\n- Turn it around.\r\n- Oh, it's wrong... Is this better, Sickan?! Look!\r\n\r\n00:03:08.350 --> 00:03:14.000\r\nLook at'im, you seeing that envelope?!\r\nHe's got a plan - good ol' Sickan!!\r\n\r\n00:03:16.850 --> 00:03:18.650\r\n... What's he doing? What's goin' on?\r\n\r\n00:03:18.650 --> 00:03:21.250\r\nThe hell is he up to? Sickan!\r\n\r\n00:03:21.250 --> 00:03:25.550\r\n- Somebody else is here to pick'im up...?\r\n- What are you talking- he would never abandon us!\r\n\r\n00:03:25.550 --> 00:03:30.900\r\n<i>Never, never,</i> we are the gang! Like,\r\nhe doesn't know anyone else, we're all he's... got...\r\n\r\n00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:42.000\r\n- What'd I tell you?\r\n- Unbelievable.\r\n\r\n00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:45.800\r\nLeavin' without a word... What's up with that?!\r\n\r\n00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:48.600\r\n- Now what?\r\n- We're tailin'im, duh!\r\n\r\n00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:55.750\r\n- Car's shit. Shit!\r\n- Whatever!\r\n\r\n00:04:00.150 --> 00:04:02.800\r\nWall-Enberg Junior, banker.\r\n\r\n00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:05.350\r\nJönsson, Charles-Ingvar.\r\n\r\n00:04:05.350 --> 00:04:07.700\r\n- It's a pleasure.\r\n- Likewise.\r\n\r\n00:04:07.700 --> 00:04:10.400\r\nI assume that you know the details?\r\n\r\n00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:14.200\r\nIndeed. Surely you know that I shared a cell with Mr. Gotfridsson, the attorney.\r\n\r\n00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:15.800\r\nI see... Poor Gotfridsson.\r\n\r\n00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:19.500\r\n- He sends his regards.\r\n- Does he? Thank you.\r\n\r\n00:04:20.450 --> 00:04:26.350\r\nAttorney Gotfridsson implied that the issue is a safe of the model: Franz Jäger, Berlin series, model 32.\r\n\r\n00:04:26.350 --> 00:04:27.100\r\nThat is correct.\r\n\r\n00:04:27.100 --> 00:04:29.850\r\n- I don't get it...\r\n- Nothin' unusual about that.\r\n\r\n00:04:29.850 --> 00:04:32.000\r\nBut we did what we always do!\r\n\r\n00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:36.750\r\nWe were there 9 o'clock, he had a plan, we'd be back in business... Yet now we're here!\r\n\r\n00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:57.000\r\nWell...\r\n\r\n00:04:59.500 --> 00:05:02.700\r\nI have to say, resting here for a few days would be wonderful.\r\n\r\n00:05:02.700 --> 00:05:05.700\r\n- Obviously - and we would pay all expenses.\r\n- But of course!\r\n\r\n00:05:09.750 --> 00:05:11.650\r\nWell, I thought that Mr. Jönsson maybe would-\r\n\r\n00:05:11.650 --> 00:05:15.550\r\nC I. C-I, Charles-Ingvar, C I.\r\n\r\n00:05:15.550 --> 00:05:19.500\r\n- Ah, alright. Cheers on that.\r\n- ... Cheers.\r\n\r\n00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:35.750\r\nAs I was saying, I believe you would like some information about this operation?\r\n\r\n00:05:35.750 --> 00:05:37.500\r\nThat tends to help, yes.\r\n\r\n00:05:37.500 --> 00:05:38.500\r\nNaturally.\r\n\r\n00:05:39.700 --> 00:05:42.000\r\nThe safe is located in a villa in Switzerland.\r\n\r\n00:05:43.250 --> 00:05:46.100\r\nThis villa belonged to Director Froum...\r\n\r\n00:05:46.100 --> 00:05:51.550\r\nHe handled our- the international interests of the company.\r\n\r\n00:05:51.550 --> 00:05:52.750\r\n- "I see," indeed...\r\n\r\n00:05:52.750 --> 00:05:57.750\r\n- Unfortunately, Froum passed away very suddenly two weeks ago.\r\n\r\n00:05:58.250 --> 00:06:00.000\r\n- Tragic.\r\n- Yes, very.\r\n\r\n00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:05.000\r\nSo, he was the only one to know the combination to the safe?\r\n\r\n00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:06.700\r\nYes, sadly.\r\n\r\n00:06:06.700 --> 00:06:10.250\r\n"Je comprends... Verstehe... I see..."\r\n\r\n00:06:10.250 --> 00:06:13.550\r\nAnd that is where you enter the picture. ... Feel free!\r\n\r\n00:06:13.550 --> 00:06:17.500\r\nAh, thank you. Er, I see, indeed...\r\n\r\n00:06:18.850 --> 00:06:21.000\r\nThe operation begins Thursday.\r\n\r\n00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:24.550\r\n- I will assume that everything is timed and prepared?\r\n- Down to the very last detail!\r\n\r\n00:06:39.500 --> 00:06:41.000\r\nWhat do you think of this?\r\n\r\n00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:43.250\r\nWell...\r\n\r\n00:06:43.250 --> 00:06:47.500\r\nAttorney Gotfridsson has been a great help with the legal details...\r\n\r\n00:06:47.500 --> 00:06:49.300\r\nWhat- twentyfive percent?!\r\n\r\n00:06:49.300 --> 00:06:56.000\r\nWell, considering that the investment company has international expenses prepared... But of course, I would not like to act improperly.\r\n\r\n00:06:58.600 --> 00:07:01.000\r\nI assume you won't disclose any of this?\r\n\r\n00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:05.000\r\nI swear on my honor.\r\n\r\n00:07:07.750 --> 00:07:09.750\r\nLook, stuff's movin' around in there.\r\n\r\n00:07:10.850 --> 00:07:11.850\r\nWhat a guy!\r\n\r\n00:07:13.900 --> 00:07:16.200\r\nBut that means Sickan's gotta be alone in there!\r\n\r\n00:07:17.250 --> 00:07:19.750\r\n- C'mon, let's go.\r\n- Don't you think this could be dangerous?\r\n\r\n00:07:19.750 --> 00:07:23.000\r\nNah, <i>never</i>. It'll be fine if you let me handle this - c'mon!\r\n\r\n00:07:38.750 --> 00:07:41.000\r\nYeah, I'm lookin' for Charles-Ingvar Jönsson?\r\n\r\n00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:44.000\r\nYeah, tell'im Vanheden sends his regards, that's usually enough!\r\n\r\n00:07:45.850 --> 00:07:48.250\r\n<i>By the way,</i> do y'all take American Express here?\r\n\r\n00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:53.200\r\nMister Jönsson says to meet him in the solarium.\r\n\r\n00:07:53.200 --> 00:07:55.000\r\nRocky, the solarium.\r\n\r\n00:07:55.700 --> 00:07:56.700\r\nThanks!\r\n\r\n00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:11.300\r\nOh, would you look at that? What a surprise!\r\n\r\n00:08:11.300 --> 00:08:14.000\r\n- Hiya, Sickan!\r\n- Charles-Ingvar...\r\n\r\n00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:17.500\r\nWelcome to freedom, Charles "Ingvall," uh...\r\n\r\n00:08:18.500 --> 00:08:20.000\r\nBuy something nice.\r\n\r\n00:08:24.150 --> 00:08:25.750\r\nCome on now, take a seat.\r\n\r\n00:08:30.500 --> 00:08:32.950\r\nAnd, how is life treating you?\r\n\r\n00:08:32.950 --> 00:08:35.000\r\n- It's great thank you how are you-\r\n- And Eivor?\r\n\r\n00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:37.450\r\n- Why Eivor is fine and dandy and she's been-\r\n- And the children?\r\n\r\n00:08:37.450 --> 00:08:41.200\r\n- Child<i>ren</i>? Uh... Bill is sitting in the car right now!\r\n\r\n00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:43.550\r\nOh, I'm glad to hear that.\r\n\r\n00:08:44.650 --> 00:08:46.500\r\nUgh, too complicated...\r\n\r\n00:08:46.500 --> 00:08:49.000\r\nAnd you, Si- uh, Charles, what's up?\r\n\r\n00:08:50.300 --> 00:08:52.500\r\nWh- what are you planning?\r\n\r\n00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:56.500\r\nUnfortunately, when it comes to my immediate future, my lips are sealed.\r\n\r\n00:08:56.500 --> 00:08:59.500\r\n- Eh, loosen'em up a bit, Sickan!\r\n- Charles-Ingvar!\r\n\r\n00:09:00.500 --> 00:09:04.000\r\nHowever, gentlemen, I could let slip this much:\r\n\r\n00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:13.000\r\nI have FINALLY found coworkers who both appreciate exclusive work skills, have ambition...\r\n\r\n00:09:14.750 --> 00:09:16.500\r\n... And know the costs.\r\n\r\n00:09:17.250 --> 00:09:20.000\r\nTh-then I guess... We're not all that?\r\n\r\n00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:25.000\r\nEven though we've spent our whole lives stealing...\r\nDon't old friendships mean anything to you?\r\n\r\n00:09:25.500 --> 00:09:28.000\r\nTo be honest? No.\r\n\r\n00:09:29.400 --> 00:09:33.250\r\nWhat you two never seem to have fully grasped is...\r\n\r\n00:09:33.250 --> 00:09:37.500\r\nThat when it comes to the big sums - millions, BILLIONS...\r\n\r\n00:09:37.500 --> 00:09:46.000\r\nOld friendships actually mean nothing in the international financial circles.\r\n\r\n00:09:46.000 --> 000:09:49.500\r\nThen what matters in those circles?\r\n\r\n00:09:54.250 --> 00:09:57.500\r\nHeh! He's absolutely an idiot.\r\n\r\n00:09:57.500 --> 00:10:00.000\r\nAll he's good for is opening safes.\r\n\r\n00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:05.250\r\nNo, we can keep calm, he's the perfect tool!\r\n\r\n00:10:05.250 --> 00:10:10.500\r\nTell you what, the madman had the guts to ask for 25 percent!\r\n\r\n00:10:10.500 --> 00:10:17.500\r\nNo, it's true - 25! On paper!\r\n\r\n00:10:17.500 --> 00:10:20.500\r\nSickan's passed on...\r\n\r\n00:10:20.500 --> 00:10:22.500\r\nHe's working with others now.\r\n\r\n00:10:22.500 --> 00:10:27.400\r\nWe're not enough anymore, we've been ran over...\r\n\r\n00:10:27.400 --> 00:10:32.500\r\nHe just... Knocked his forehead like that, and smiled...\r\n\r\n00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:39.750\r\n's all over! No plans no more, no millions - it's all over.\r\n\r\n00:10:39.750 --> 00:10:41.000\r\nRocky!\r\n\r\n00:10:44.800 --> 00:10:47.800\r\nHuh? What's up?\r\n\r\n00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:50.200\r\nI can smell the morning air.\r\n\r\n00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:54.500\r\n- Is it the incense? I could open the door-\r\n- Nah, I'm talkin' about the gang.\r\n\r\n00:10:54.500 --> 00:10:55.550\r\nWhat about it?\r\n\r\n00:10:55.550 --> 00:10:58.750\r\n<b>We</b> are the gang, you n' me. Sickan's out.\r\n\r\n00:10:58.700 --> 00:11:00.750\r\nWe are? How are we the gang?\r\n\r\n00:11:00.750 --> 00:11:04.000\r\nYeah, lemme tell you: we'll start our own, make a business.\r\n\r\n00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:07.500\r\nNever heard of limited partnerships or joint stocks?\r\n\r\n00:11:07.500 --> 00:11:09.800\r\nRight? What'cha think about makin' our move?\r\n\r\n00:11:09.800 --> 00:11:11.750\r\nYeah, that's-!\r\n\r\n00:11:11.750 --> 00:11:14.000\r\nHold on, wha- what'll we make?\r\n\r\n00:11:14.000 --> 00:11:18.250\r\nWhat we'll make? Chrissakes, man, the market's open like a-\r\n\r\n00:11:18.250 --> 00:11:19.750\r\nLike a...?\r\n\r\n00:11:19.750 --> 00:11:22.600\r\nYeah, like... Like a clam!\r\n\r\n00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:26.700\r\nY'know, you just gotta grab those, uh... Pearls before they run away. Get it?\r\n\r\n00:11:27.750 --> 00:11:29.000\r\nBut what will we DO?\r\n\r\n00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:33.000\r\nYou a broken record, or what? Same thing we've always done!\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nThe original phrase above was "Käkar du karbonpapper eller?", meaning "You eatin' carbon paper or what?" - which for a while was Stockholman slang for constantly repeating yourself due to carbon paper being used for photocopies.\r\n\r\n00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:35.600\r\n- Waiting for Sickan?\r\n- Nah, we're not waitin' for Sickan...\r\n\r\n00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:38.500\r\nwe'll pull heists - big, brilliant heists!\r\n\r\n00:11:38.500 --> 00:11:42.150\r\nStockholm's packed with... with...\r\n\r\n00:11:42.150 --> 00:11:45.900\r\n- With what?\r\n- Y'know, packed with ice cream trucks,\r\n\r\n00:11:45.900 --> 00:11:50.450\r\nnewspaper stands, pensi- I've got it...\r\nI've got it. I've got a plan!\r\n\r\n00:11:50.450 --> 00:11:54.600\r\n- A plan?\r\n- Yeah, a brilliant plan - a terrific heist, y'know!\r\n\r\n00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:58.550\r\n- The crown jewels?\r\n- Gonna one-up ya there, sweetheart, I'm talking 'bout the biggest cut.\r\n\r\n00:11:58.550 --> 00:12:01.200\r\nThe tickets.\r\n\r\n00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:05.550\r\nOur contact in Switzerland is Dr. Carl Schmetterlink.\r\n\r\n00:12:05.550 --> 00:12:08.750\r\nHe'll meet you at the airport - the rest will solve itself.\r\n\r\n00:12:08.750 --> 00:12:10.700\r\n<i>I see, I see.</i>\r\n\r\n00:12:10.700 --> 00:12:16.500\r\nHonestly, this isn't anything out of the ordinary... It's barely even illegal!\r\n\r\n00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:31.900\r\n- "The biggest cut," huh?\r\n- Sure thing!\r\n\r\n00:12:31.900 --> 00:12:34.250\r\nThe heist of our dreams... That's a treasure trove!\r\n\r\n00:12:34.250 --> 00:12:37.200\r\nLooks more like a <i>Pressbyrån</i>-kiosk to me, that.\r\n\r\n00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:40.000\r\nWhatever - you lack imagination, that's your problem.\r\n\r\n00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:54.500\r\n- The hell's YOUR problem?! Can't you drive?\r\n- Don't gimme crap 'bout that!\r\n\r\n00:12:54.500 --> 00:12:59.000\r\nHere I work up a sweat, cleaning that goddamned window over and over...!\r\n\r\n00:14:00.500 --> 00:14:06.500\r\n- {Beautiful, no?}\r\n- ... I can see that myself, yes.\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nThe above line has one part in German - "Sehr schön, nicht?" and one in Swedish "Ja, jag ser själv". Considering the later movies making jokes about false friends between the languages,\r\nI keep wondering if there is a joke, and if so whether it is that he somehow misinterpreted the German line to something like "can't you see?" due to "Sehr" sounding similar to "ser", "sees".\r\nWhat I know for certain is that it's intentionally awkward filler conversation which would come across even with a literal translation.\r\n\r\n00:15:59.000 --> 00:16:05.500\r\nYes... {Please... Come... Thank- thank you very much.}\r\n\r\n00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:18.000\r\n{Please... Don't... No clicking, please.}\r\n\r\n00:17:15.500 --> 00:17:17.000\r\nOh, whoops.\r\n\r\n00:19:33.250 --> 00:19:34.750\r\nSickan should've been here...\r\n\r\n00:19:34.750 --> 00:19:40.250\r\nCoward... Pull yourself together, Rocky!\r\nAnd turn the radio off!\r\n\r\n00:19:42.750 --> 00:19:44.250\r\nCar's shit.\r\n\r\n00:19:44.250 --> 00:19:45.500\r\nC'mon...\r\n\r\n00:19:50.500 --> 00:19:52.500\r\nGet a move on!\r\n\r\n00:20:05.250 --> 00:20:06.500\r\nThe torch.\r\n\r\n00:20:22.250 --> 00:20:24.500\r\n- Brilliant...\r\n- Of course.\r\n\r\n00:20:43.750 --> 00:20:45.550\r\n"A real treasure trove," huh?\r\n\r\n00:20:45.550 --> 00:20:47.000\r\nKnock it off!\r\n\r\n00:20:47.000 --> 00:20:51.000\r\nThey've just hidden the cash - get searchin'!\r\n\r\n00:21:01.000 --> 00:21:03.750\r\nGotta have the lockpick... Hold on.\r\n\r\n00:21:04.500 --> 00:21:06.300\r\nNice, nice...!\r\n\r\n00:21:10.500 --> 00:21:14.500\r\nCheck this out! ... Right? Look.\r\n\r\n00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:17.500\r\nWhat are you doing? The lights-!\r\n\r\n00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:31.550\r\n- I can't believe I wasn't there when the earl came over, he was so wonderful!\r\n- Yes, yes! Unbelievable! ... I need some cigars. Hold on.\r\n\r\n00:21:38.750 --> 00:21:42.000\r\nEvening, I would like six Schimmelpennincks?\r\n\r\n00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:48.500\r\n- Uh, six...?\r\n- Yes, six. An upside-down nine, if that helps!\r\n\r\n00:21:49.600 --> 00:21:51.600\r\nSix Schimmelpennincks, huh? Comin' right up!\r\n\r\n00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:54.750\r\nOne, two, three, four, five, six, seven...\r\n\r\n00:21:54.750 --> 00:21:59.000\r\nPretty cold outside, I think, but uh... It's warm, too.\r\n\r\n00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:04.250\r\nEr, if you don't have Schimmelpennincks, simpler cigars work fine!\r\n\r\n00:22:04.250 --> 00:22:11.000\r\nYeah, you heard'im, numbskull, some simpler cigars! Cigars...\r\n\r\n00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:13.250\r\nWell, here you have your cigars.\r\n\r\n00:22:13.250 --> 00:22:15.000\r\nAnd here you have your money.\r\n\r\n00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:16.750\r\nThat's nice, then we're even!\r\n\r\n00:22:16.750 --> 00:22:20.000\r\n- Ah... Good evening.\r\n- Have a good one!\r\n\r\n00:22:25.250 --> 00:22:26.750\r\nGood evening!\r\n\r\n00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:30.000\r\nUh... Good evenin'!\r\n\r\n00:22:30.900 --> 00:22:32.300\r\nCars.\r\n\r\n00:22:32.300 --> 00:22:37.000\r\nNah, that was many years ago, like, not my area anymore - it was my brother, Leopold!\r\n\r\n00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:39.500\r\n... Like, chewy cars.\r\n\r\n00:22:39.500 --> 00:22:44.000\r\nOh, those car-shaped sweets! Welp, here I am, jokin' around on the job!\r\n\r\n00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:47.350\r\n... Sweets, right! Well...\r\n\r\n00:22:47.350 --> 00:22:53.000\r\nHere you go - it's on the house - we know how tough and thankless your job can be at times!\r\n\r\n00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:57.250\r\nHand some out to your buddies at the office, too! Feel free!!\r\n\r\n00:22:58.250 --> 00:22:59.000\r\n... Thanks...\r\n\r\n00:23:03.250 --> 00:23:04.750\r\nOutta here, now.\r\n\r\n00:23:08.750 --> 00:23:10.750\r\nThe cash.\r\n\r\n00:23:11.250 --> 00:23:12.250\r\nHuh?\r\n\r\n00:23:14.250 --> 00:23:16.250\r\nHave the cheese balls too!\r\n\r\n00:23:20.750 --> 00:23:21.750\r\nGet out!\r\n\r\n00:23:23.250 --> 00:23:24.500\r\nWe're out of here.\r\n\r\n00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:30.000\r\nThe hell? ... Our car!!\r\n\r\n00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:39.000\r\nHey, you! Hit the brakes!!\r\n\r\n00:23:39.750 --> 00:23:43.250\r\nOh, come ba-... What's up with that?!\r\n\r\n00:24:18.250 --> 00:24:20.250\r\nEverything is under control. \r\n\r\n00:24:20.250 --> 00:24:23.000\r\nWe can calm the banks and stock holders down.\r\n\r\n00:24:24.700 --> 00:24:25.750\r\nWho?\r\n\r\n00:24:26.750 --> 00:24:31.550\r\nOh, HIM! Oh, that Jönsson! No no no...\r\n\r\n00:24:31.550 --> 00:24:38.000\r\nWe don't need to worry about him, thanks to the Swiss police!\r\n\r\n00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:42.000\r\nIndeed, they're effective.\r\n\r\n00:25:15.950 --> 00:25:17.850\r\nNo! Money!\r\n\r\n00:25:18.500 --> 00:25:20.000\r\nNo wallet...\r\n\r\n00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:23.000\r\nNo watch...\r\n\r\n00:25:23.900 --> 00:25:25.750\r\nNo car!\r\n\r\n00:25:25.750 --> 00:25:30.750\r\nIf you two work a couple nights more, we could at least open a nudist camp in here!\r\n\r\n00:25:30.750 --> 00:25:34.000\r\nYou teasing us won't make things better...\r\n\r\n00:25:40.400 --> 00:25:41.750\r\nLet me take a look...\r\n\r\n00:25:41.750 --> 00:25:46.000\r\nYour past is filthy - dust in the life line and sweat in the heart line.\r\n\r\n00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:49.500\r\nSickan!\r\n\r\n00:25:49.500 --> 00:25:51.000\r\nCharles-Ingvar.\r\n\r\n00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:52.450\r\nAlready a millionaire?\r\n\r\n00:25:52.450 --> 00:25:54.500\r\n- Want a seat?\r\n- No...\r\n\r\n00:25:54.500 --> 00:25:57.250\r\nI want ten seconds of silence.\r\n\r\n00:25:57.250 --> 00:25:58.500\r\nI have a plan.\r\n\r\n00:25:58.500 --> 00:26:02.000\r\nOh, do you? What a surprise, Charles!\r\n\r\n00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:06.000\r\nWelp, guess we're booking tickets to Hawaii again!\r\n\r\n00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:08.300\r\nLast time we forgot the refund...\r\n\r\n00:26:08.300 --> 00:26:12.000\r\nHush! If he has a plan, you just have to listen.\r\n\r\n00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:14.600\r\nOoo~ Straight from Paris, I see!\r\n\r\n00:26:14.600 --> 00:26:19.500\r\nYeah, all millionaires gotta be original somehow,\r\nright Sick- uh, Charles?\r\n\r\n00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:23.750\r\n- I have been tricked.\r\n- You, tricked?\r\n\r\n00:26:23.750 --> 00:26:25.500\r\n{Oh dear...}\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nRocky is Swedo-Finnish; presumably he has both Swedish and Finnish as his mothertongues based on his mostly perfect grammar, but still throws Finnish phrases in like this\r\n\r\n00:26:25.500 --> 00:26:27.500\r\nHey, how'd THIS pan out?\r\n\r\n00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:35.250\r\n- What'd you write on your shirt?\r\n- Huh?\r\n\r\n00:26:35.250 --> 00:26:37.250\r\nI. Have. A. Plan!\r\n\r\n00:26:37.250 --> 00:26:39.000\r\nON your sleeve?\r\n\r\n00:26:42.500 --> 00:26:47.000\r\nNo... I've already talked with that granny seven times today. Enough is enough!\r\n\r\n00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:55.000\r\nExplain that a male forcing itself on her dog Majsan isn't a case for the police, OK?!\r\n\r\n00:26:55.500 --> 00:27:00.750\r\nWe have a message from Switzerland. It's about Froum, you know...\r\n\r\n00:27:00.750 --> 00:27:02.750\r\nThe Bulvanian who pulled the rug out from under us before we could arrest him.\r\n\r\n00:27:02.750 --> 00:27:05.000\r\nWhat rug?\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nThe original idiom is closer to "What beards?" Unfortunately the meaning does not QUITE overlap with the English idiom of pulling someone's beard.\r\n\r\n00:27:05.500 --> 00:27:08.500\r\nUm... Anyways, Froum died a while ago,\r\n\r\n00:27:08.500 --> 00:27:11.500\r\nand apparently somebody broke into his villa - the whole safe has been emptied.\r\n\r\n00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:16.250\r\nAll they could find was a bag, some rubber gloves,\r\n\r\n00:27:16.250 --> 00:27:18.650\r\nand talcum powder from a Swedish brand.\r\n\r\n00:27:18.650 --> 00:27:20.750\r\nWhat model of safe?\r\n\r\n00:27:20.750 --> 00:27:22.950\r\nFranz Jäger.\r\n\r\n00:27:22.950 --> 00:27:24.500\r\nJönsson...\r\n\r\n00:27:24.500 --> 00:27:25.850\r\nNo, Jäger?\r\n\r\n00:27:25.850 --> 00:27:30.700\r\n- But nothing is missing from the safe!\r\n- Except the Bedford Diamonds.\r\n\r\n00:27:30.700 --> 00:27:31.800\r\nWhat's that?\r\n\r\n00:27:31.800 --> 00:27:36.750\r\nThey say the Bedford Diamonds are the most expensive collection of privately owned diamonds.\r\n\r\n00:27:36.750 --> 00:27:41.700\r\nThey used to belong to the vice king of India, but disappeared without a trace during WWII.\r\n\r\n00:27:41.700 --> 00:27:47.750\r\nNow they're passed around as inflation-proof investments on the black market... For dirty money.\r\n\r\n00:27:49.250 --> 00:27:52.500\r\nNot much easier to carry around than solid gold.\r\n\r\n00:27:52.500 --> 00:27:54.150\r\nWhen did Froum enter the picture?\r\n\r\n00:27:54.150 --> 00:28:01.000\r\nFroum was part of an international investment enterprise\r\nthat had put all their money on the Bedford Diamonds.\r\n\r\n00:28:01.000 --> 00:28:05.750\r\nFroum kept those diamonds at his home...\r\n\r\n00:28:05.750 --> 00:28:08.000\r\nBut then, as you know, he up and died suddenly.\r\n\r\n00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:14.000\r\n- What's their worth, then?\r\n- If treated with care, as things are on that level...\r\n\r\n00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:18.500\r\n- I'd say twenty millions.\r\n- Twenty millions?\r\n\r\n00:28:18.500 --> 00:28:20.500\r\nIn dollars.\r\n\r\n00:28:20.500 --> 00:28:24.250\r\nTwenty million dollars...\r\n\r\n00:28:24.250 --> 00:28:27.950\r\nYou sayin' it's in dollars? 20 millions?!\r\n\r\n00:28:27.950 --> 00:28:29.950\r\nTimes that... Times that...\r\n\r\n00:28:29.950 --> 00:28:32.150\r\nThere's not that much money in the world!\r\n\r\n00:28:32.150 --> 00:28:33.800\r\nI have seen it myself.\r\n\r\n00:28:33.800 --> 00:28:35.950\r\nBut... I-isn't this a little dangerous?\r\n\r\n00:28:35.950 --> 00:28:38.330\r\nWhatever! Higher pain, higher gain - you get that, right?\r\n\r\n00:28:38.330 --> 00:28:41.300\r\nEat a pig and maybe you'll calm down - we're hittin' the road!\r\n\r\n00:28:41.300 --> 00:28:46.050\r\nOn the contrary! We'll lay low and let the others handle the hard part.\r\n\r\n00:28:46.050 --> 00:28:49.630\r\nOh, that's more like it. Treat'em with the silk gloves first, that's how we get'em.\r\n\r\n00:28:49.630 --> 00:28:51.100\r\nWhat's the hard part?\r\n\r\n00:28:51.100 --> 00:28:53.750\r\nSelling the diamonds.\r\n\r\n00:28:53.750 --> 00:28:56.000\r\nWho could buy something that expensive?\r\n\r\n00:28:57.000 --> 00:28:59.000\r\nGuess.\r\n\r\n00:29:08.750 --> 00:29:11.400\r\nThe Sheikh of Abradan...\r\n\r\n00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:15.000\r\nAn oil dealer who has no idea what to do with all of his millions,\r\n\r\n00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:18.500\r\nand is planning to invest some of them in the Bedford Diamonds.\r\n\r\n00:29:20.150 --> 00:29:22.750\r\nHey, check it out, we've got company!\r\n\r\n00:29:22.750 --> 00:29:24.600\r\nGotta watch out for the cops...\r\n\r\n00:29:24.600 --> 00:29:26.250\r\nSo it'll all go down the drain anyway!\r\n\r\n00:29:26.250 --> 00:29:28.950\r\nOn the contrary, it's just as I've calculated.\r\n\r\n00:29:28.930 --> 00:29:34.700\r\nThe police are here to escort the Sheikh to the hotel in Saltsjöbaden,\r\nwhere they are holding a conference.\r\n\r\n00:29:34.700 --> 00:29:41.000\r\nThat way, he gets a free escort of the three suitcases containing twenty million dollars.\r\n\r\n00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:45.900\r\n- Just imagine, twenty millions...\r\n- In a strong currency at that!\r\n\r\n00:29:45.900 --> 00:29:48.900\r\n- That's illegal, you know!\r\n- Very.\r\n\r\n00:29:48.900 --> 00:29:51.250\r\nThen why are we just standing around here?\r\n\r\n00:29:51.250 --> 00:29:54.250\r\nWe're standing guard for them!\r\n\r\n00:29:54.250 --> 00:29:57.750\r\n- Doesn't seem wise to me.\r\n- No, but we've got our reasons.\r\n\r\n00:29:57.750 --> 00:30:00.000\r\nWhat do you think interfering would lead to?\r\n\r\n00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:01.900\r\nSomebody getting sued?\r\n\r\n00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:06.000\r\nA governmental crisis... Already got enough of them in this country!\r\n\r\n00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:13.250\r\nIf somebody unravels a single thread of the Sheikh's turban, the diplomatic troubles would come up immediately.\r\n\r\n00:30:13.250 --> 00:30:19.250\r\nRestrictions on oil... Currencies collapsing, market speculations, and so on and so forth.\r\n\r\n00:30:19.250 --> 00:30:24.000\r\nWhen the big elephants dance, it's up to the police to make sure the curtains stay up!\r\n\r\n00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:35.700\r\nIf we plan an operation down to the last detail...\r\n\r\n00:30:35.700 --> 00:30:38.550\r\n... Keep track every minute - every second - through the binoculars...\r\n\r\n00:30:38.550 --> 00:30:43.450\r\n... We could strike at just the right moment, and the Bedford Diamonds would be right there.\r\nWouldn't that be nice?\r\n\r\n00:30:43.450 --> 00:30:49.000\r\nYep - and then you'd have to start over out on patrol and catch seniors walking the red lights. Is that what you want?\r\n\r\n00:30:50.700 --> 00:30:53.900\r\nAt the Academy <i>I</i> learned that crime never pays off, at least.\r\n\r\n00:30:53.900 --> 00:30:56.000\r\nThe building is... Here.\r\n\r\n00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:58.450\r\nThat's a brilliant plan, Sickan, brilliant!\r\n\r\n00:30:58.450 --> 00:31:00.000\r\nCharles-Ingvar!\r\n\r\n00:31:00.650 --> 00:31:02.200\r\nYou actually thought it all through.\r\n\r\n00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:05.000\r\nBut of course! Who else would?\r\n\r\n00:31:07.250 --> 00:31:09.000\r\nI would!\r\n\r\n00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:10.150\r\nW-what's that?\r\n\r\n00:31:10.150 --> 00:31:12.150\r\n- A bombshell.\r\n- Huh??\r\n\r\n00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:15.500\r\n... Plane tickets?\r\n\r\n00:31:15.500 --> 00:31:17.000\r\nTo Hawaii!\r\n\r\n00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:21.300\r\nThat's where my little millionaire has planned to go by the end of the week, just as usual!\r\n\r\n00:31:21.300 --> 00:31:24.500\r\nW-well, yes, but is this for all of us?\r\n\r\n00:31:24.500 --> 00:31:29.350\r\nSure thing - and we'll be filthy rich, just as usual!\r\n\r\n00:31:29.350 --> 00:31:33.600\r\nYou can bet your li'l butt on that - Charlie's got a great plan, y'know!\r\n\r\n00:31:33.600 --> 00:31:35.950\r\n- As usual.\r\n- But of course!\r\n\r\n00:31:35.950 --> 00:31:39.250\r\n- Timed and prepped.\r\n- Yup, just as usual.\r\n\r\n00:31:39.250 --> 00:31:43.000\r\nPerhaps we should concentrate on the operation for a bit?\r\n\r\n00:31:44.500 --> 00:31:46.250\r\nWhere is the sleeve?\r\n\r\n00:31:46.250 --> 00:31:47.750\r\nHere.\r\n\r\n00:31:48.500 --> 00:31:50.000\r\nHere, here.\r\n\r\n00:31:53.900 --> 00:31:55.450\r\nThis is what we'll need:\r\n\r\n00:31:55.100 --> 00:31:59.500\r\n100 balloons, 1 bus, 1 boat.\r\n\r\n00:31:59.500 --> 00:32:02.250\r\nThe boat needs an extremely tall mast.\r\n\r\n00:32:02.250 --> 00:32:05.250\r\nTo achieve this, we need one slab of meat and one tiny dog.\r\n\r\n00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:16.500\r\nThe meat slab, Rocky... The meat!\r\n\r\n00:32:52.250 --> 00:32:57.500\r\nWho's a good boy... Wh- Who's a good boy?!\r\n\r\n00:32:58.500 --> 00:33:00.000\r\nLay- lay down!\r\n\r\n00:33:02.750 --> 00:33:05.000\r\n- Brilliant.\r\n- But of course!\r\n\r\n00:33:07.750 --> 00:33:15.000\r\nC'mon, calm down, Rocky! Let's move that... Jump it!\r\n\r\n00:33:17.750 --> 00:33:18.750\r\nRocky!\r\n\r\n00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:22.250\r\nBill has gotten all the instructions, yes?\r\n\r\n00:33:22.250 --> 00:33:26.500\r\nYeah, I told Eivor to wake him up before she does the paper rounds!\r\n\r\n00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:32.000\r\nHit the gas, guys!\r\n\r\n00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:42.500\r\nYeah, that's good!\r\n\r\n00:33:43.750 --> 00:33:46.000\r\n- Just jump it.\r\n- Alright!\r\n\r\n00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:50.000\r\nSickan, just jump it! What's with the fuss?\r\n\r\n00:33:51.700 --> 00:33:53.700\r\n'Aight, now you jump.\r\n\r\n00:33:56.800 --> 00:34:00.000\r\nComing!\r\n\r\n00:34:00.750 --> 00:34:01.750\r\nAnd the boat has fuel...\r\n\r\n00:34:01.750 --> 00:34:03.250\r\nYep, full of juice.\r\n\r\n00:34:03.250 --> 00:34:04.350\r\nNot petrol?\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nThey originally used the term "soppa", which normally means soup but occasionally is used as slang for fuel in Stockholm. Rocky not being from the area, it's kind of understandable he wouldn't get it.\r\n\r\n00:34:04.350 --> 00:34:06.250\r\n- Bill is done.\r\n- Oh, right.\r\n\r\n00:34:07.350 --> 00:34:09.000\r\nThe measuring tape...\r\n\r\n00:35:18.900 --> 00:35:22.000\r\nEverything's timed and prepared, right? We just need the balloons.\r\n\r\n00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:23.800\r\nYeah, I'll get that done.\r\n\r\n00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:26.420\r\nVanheden, you and I will 'catch' the bus, alright?\r\n\r\n00:35:26.420 --> 00:35:28.000\r\n- Sure thing.\r\n- Good, then...\r\n\r\n00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:30.000\r\nWhat's this?\r\n\r\n00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:34.300\r\n- Huh?\r\n- What are you doing? These are my things!\r\n\r\n00:35:34.300 --> 00:35:36.150\r\nGuess they WERE your things...\r\n\r\n00:35:36.150 --> 00:35:38.750\r\nWere... What's the meaning of this?\r\n\r\n00:35:38.750 --> 00:35:41.000\r\nGuess you should talk to the biddy upstairs.\r\n\r\n00:35:42.820 --> 00:35:43.820\r\nBiddy?\r\n\r\n00:35:54.750 --> 00:35:59.550\r\nEivor... Eivor, what have you done?!\r\n\r\n00:35:59.550 --> 00:36:01.200\r\nI've made my decision!\r\n\r\n00:36:01.200 --> 00:36:03.500\r\n- What do you mean?\r\n- Every word.\r\n\r\n00:36:03.500 --> 00:36:07.580\r\nHoney, I mean every word I'm saying: I'm tired of all your planning.\r\n\r\n00:36:07.580 --> 00:36:11.500\r\nAlways the same plans, the same things, the same hullabaloo.\r\n\r\n00:36:11.500 --> 00:36:15.200\r\nY-you're moving out? Back to your mother in Farsta?\r\n\r\n00:36:15.200 --> 00:36:17.250\r\nNo, to Hawaii!\r\n\r\n00:36:17.250 --> 00:36:20.500\r\nWh- wuh... weren't we all supposed to?\r\n\r\n00:36:20.500 --> 00:36:22.150\r\nGreat, then we'll get some company!\r\n\r\n00:36:22.150 --> 00:36:23.950\r\nBut what about our home?\r\n\r\n00:36:23.950 --> 00:36:25.750\r\nWeren't we supposed to become millionaires?\r\n\r\n00:36:25.750 --> 00:36:27.250\r\n... Of course we will...\r\n\r\n00:36:27.250 --> 00:36:30.300\r\nAnd go to Hawaii on Sunday, filthy rich?\r\n\r\n00:36:30.300 --> 00:36:31.500\r\nDefinitely!\r\n\r\n00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:34.500\r\nAnd we won't be coming back for a while, right?\r\n\r\n00:36:34.500 --> 00:36:35.350\r\nHardly!\r\n\r\n00:36:35.350 --> 00:36:38.000\r\n- Well, there you have it. Get it, honey?\r\n- No...\r\n\r\n00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:44.000\r\nThere'd be no reason to let this house rot in the meantime, right? Right.\r\n\r\n00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:49.500\r\nThe flowers have gone to a garden in Rocksta, new tenants are coming on Monday, full speed ahead!\r\n\r\n00:36:49.500 --> 00:36:55.000\r\nWe'll donate the clothes to <i>Sweden Helps</i>, our furniture goes to <i>The Ants</i>... We'll do our part for the colony!\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nThe Ants referring to Myrorna, a chain of second-hand stores. "Sverige hjälper" was presumably a charity organisation, but I couldn't find any info on it.\r\n\r\n00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:58.000\r\nThere's a small fire at the neighbour's...\r\n\r\n00:37:05.750 --> 00:37:07.800\r\nThere has to be something we can do...\r\n\r\n00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:10.500\r\nYes, sure... Our duty!\r\n\r\n00:37:10.500 --> 00:37:15.800\r\nListen: those millions will be traded for the Bedford Diamonds here, nice and easy.\r\n\r\n00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:20.950\r\nThen the diamonds fly out of the country, and those millions trickle down into the elephants' cofferts.\r\n\r\n00:37:20.950 --> 00:37:24.300\r\nThere's naught we can do about it... Nothing.\r\n\r\n00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:44.800\r\nWill you make it, li'l guy?\r\n\r\n00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:46.420\r\nSure thing, it'll be easy! And you?\r\n\r\n00:37:46.420 --> 00:37:49.500\r\nYes yes, everything's fine, everything's up there, see?\r\n\r\n00:37:49.500 --> 00:37:51.250\r\n- For sure?\r\n- For sure!\r\n\r\n00:37:51.250 --> 00:37:52.450\r\n's not dangerous, is it?\r\n\r\n00:37:52.450 --> 00:37:55.000\r\nPiece of cake.\r\n\r\n00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:58.500\r\nHey, dad... I got you this marzipan pig!\r\n\r\n00:38:00.500 --> 00:38:02.500\r\n- Good luck and goodbye!\r\n- Same here, see you!\r\n\r\n00:40:32.500 --> 00:40:33.500\r\nShoo!\r\n\r\n00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:39.000\r\nShoo, you... woodpecker!\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nNo idea whether him calling the bird the wrong species is a reference to something. Googling the phrase "Schas hackspett" only brings up a few people talking about this film, so...\r\nRocky-ism? A joke about him not being a native after all and bungling terms up? Perhaps the world will never know...\r\n\r\n00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:48.750\r\nGo away, go away...\r\n\r\n00:40:48.750 --> 00:40:49.750\r\nGet out!!\r\n\r\n00:40:51.500 --> 00:40:53.500\r\nShoo, shoo!!\r\n\r\n00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:03.400\r\nTalk about snails...\r\n\r\n00:41:04.100 --> 00:41:06.400\r\n- Right...\r\n- Right?\r\n\r\n00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:10.200\r\nThe snails are talkin'! The snails-\r\n\r\n00:41:10.200 --> 00:41:12.000\r\nQuiet!\r\n\r\n00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:18.000\r\n<i>Anytime, I suppose...</i>\r\n\r\n00:41:34.500 --> 00:41:36.000\r\nSHOO!\r\n\r\n00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:38.750\r\nPerfect.\r\n\r\n00:42:38.750 --> 00:42:40.450\r\nThat's brilliant, y'know.\r\n\r\n00:42:40.450 --> 00:42:42.500\r\nBut of course.\r\n\r\n00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:28.400\r\nHey, Sickan...\r\n\r\n00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:30.000\r\n... Green side up, right?\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nReference to a comedy act that went on the radio in 1979, parodying a contemporary football manager.\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\n00:45:13.200 --> 00:45:15.600: [I believe this is an actual filleer conversation but unfortunately I do not know the language...]\r\n\r\n00:45:44.500 --> 00:45:38.000\r\nOh, if this had been in New York...\r\n\r\n00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:43.600\r\nIt's like a real Mafia setup. The closed bridge... A hidden hold-up.\r\n\r\n00:45:43.600 --> 00:45:47.950\r\nThat's enough, Holm. You've been reading too many bad crime novels...\r\n\r\n00:45:47.950 --> 00:45:51.500\r\nThis is Sweden! Our deliveries go smoothly.\r\n\r\n00:46:05.250 --> 00:46:08.000\r\nC'mon Sickan, get a wiggle on...!\r\n\r\n00:46:16.750 --> 00:46:18.500\r\nMOVE IT!!\r\n\r\n00:47:01.750 --> 00:47:03.700\r\nSickan, for... Fuck's sake!\r\n\r\n00:47:03.700 --> 00:47:05.700\r\nCharles-Ingvar...\r\n\r\n00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:19.500\r\n- Cheers!\r\n- Cheers on that!\r\n\r\n00:48:19.500 --> 00:48:22.900\r\nY'know, this is good stuff!\r\n\r\n00:48:22.900 --> 00:48:24.500\r\nWatch out for the Jönsson Gang, guys!\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nFun fact: the film's title is stylized as "Varn!ng för Jönssonligan", and if there hadn't been an accepted translation of the title I would have replicated\r\nthat stylistic choice with "Wa+ch out for the Jönsson Gang!" Would've made a decent title drop...\r\n\r\n00:48:24.500 --> 00:48:27.000\r\nRaise your glass for the millions!\r\n\r\n00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:31.550\r\nNow let's see...\r\n\r\n00:48:31.550 --> 00:48:34.000\r\n20 million dollars...\r\n\r\n00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:37.800\r\nThat's 104 millions, y'know!\r\n\r\n00:48:39.500 --> 00:48:47.000\r\nLemme check... Then we've got some expenses for travellin' - but eh, we can pull that off the record - twice, too! And then we'll pull...\r\n\r\n00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:49.000\r\nAll <i>I</i> could pull off is this!\r\n\r\n00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.500\r\nWould you come over for a second?\r\n\r\n00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:58.000\r\n<i>Sweden Helps</i> are coming over tomorrow - think we should save any of this?\r\n\r\n00:48:59.300 --> 00:49:01.250\r\nEh, throw the whole thing away!\r\n\r\n00:49:01.250 --> 00:49:05.000\r\nYeah, y'know, that's my style - throw the garbage away!\r\n\r\n00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:10.090\r\nWhat, "garbage"? Look at this pretty ash tray, we can't just throw it away?\r\n\r\n00:49:10.090 --> 00:49:13.200\r\nHey, y'know how much we've got in lira? 24 millions and 133-\r\n\r\n00:49:13.200 --> 00:49:18.250\r\nAnd what about this fancy tie? It has Hagge Geiger's signature!\r\n\r\n00:49:18.250 --> 00:49:23.500\r\nKeep it, then! Anyways: 1 943 million pesetas,\r\nwe're billionaires, all of us!\r\n\r\n00:49:23.500 --> 00:49:24.680\r\nNot yet.\r\n\r\n00:49:24.680 --> 00:49:26.000\r\nNot yet?\r\n\r\n00:49:26.400 --> 00:49:29.000\r\n- Not yet.\r\n- What do you mean?\r\n\r\n00:49:29.150 --> 00:49:31.900\r\nWe've got 100 millions and you're just pouting?\r\n\r\n00:49:31.900 --> 00:49:33.000\r\nQuiet!\r\n\r\n00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:37.150\r\nThe time has come...\r\n\r\n00:49:37.150 --> 00:49:38.650\r\nW- what for?\r\n\r\n00:49:38.650 --> 00:49:39.700\r\nRevenge.\r\n\r\n00:49:39.700 --> 00:49:42.000\r\nRevenge? You yanked the loot out right under their noses!\r\n\r\n00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:46.500\r\nMaterially speaking, <b>yes</b>. But the psychological blow remains.\r\n\r\n00:49:46.500 --> 00:49:47.350\r\nWhat do you mean?\r\n\r\n00:49:47.350 --> 00:49:49.900\r\nThere is something called pride!\r\n\r\n00:49:49.900 --> 00:49:53.000\r\nThey have treated me like a flea, like a... Nobody!\r\n\r\n00:49:53.600 --> 00:49:57.280\r\nThey have laughed behind <b>Charles-Ingvar Jönsson</b>'s back!\r\n\r\n00:49:57.280 --> 00:50:00.000\r\nAnd nobody. Gets. Away with that.\r\n\r\n00:50:05.500 --> 00:50:07.500\r\nI have a plan.\r\n\r\n00:50:20.250 --> 00:50:23.000\r\n- He's cold as ice.\r\n- A lunatic.\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nRocky's actual line, "ett åk", would normally be "a ride". Have had trouble finding any info on how the phrase would be used differently in Finnish Swedish.\r\n\r\n00:50:23.500 --> 00:50:25.000\r\nA brave man!\r\n\r\n00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:28.000\r\n- Surprised?\r\n- Somewhat.\r\n\r\n00:50:28.700 --> 00:50:31.000\r\nAnd what do you want, Mister...\r\n\r\n00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:35.270\r\nJönsson. Charles-Ingvar Jönsson.\r\n\r\n00:50:35.270 --> 00:50:36.900\r\nPerhaps you recognise me?\r\n\r\n00:50:36.900 --> 00:50:38.650\r\nThen what do you want, Jönsson?\r\n\r\n00:50:38.650 --> 00:50:42.000\r\n- The contract.\r\n- What contract?\r\n\r\n00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:48.100\r\nWhy, that little contract we signed to break open a safe in Switzerland,\r\n\r\n00:50:48.100 --> 00:50:51.850\r\ncontaining the oh-so famous Bedford Diamonds,\r\n\r\n00:50:51.850 --> 00:50:55.500\r\nwhich your very good friend Dr. Schmetterlink then brought to Sweden...\r\n\r\n00:50:55.500 --> 00:51:01.550\r\nIn exchange for 20 million dollars which are located right THERE.\r\n\r\n00:51:01.550 --> 00:51:05.000\r\n... Oh, look!\r\n\r\n00:51:06.500 --> 00:51:13.750\r\nA good old Franz Jäger... My, what a funny coincidence!\r\n\r\n00:51:13.750 --> 00:51:19.250\r\nEr, anyway... If my memory serves, it said twentyfive percent in the contract.\r\n\r\n00:51:19.250 --> 00:51:20.750\r\nI don't understand what you mean.\r\n\r\n00:51:20.750 --> 00:51:22.350\r\nAh? That's quite a shame...\r\n\r\n00:51:22.350 --> 00:51:26.000\r\nThe police can usually wrap their heads around this kind of information.\r\n\r\n00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:29.000\r\nWhy do you bring them up?\r\n\r\n00:51:30.350 --> 00:51:34.350\r\nNowadays the police are especially interested in dirty money...\r\n\r\n00:51:35.000 --> 00:51:40.000\r\nAnd if my sources are correct, the Bedford Diamonds are wanted over the entire world!\r\n\r\n00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:41.500\r\nThere must have been a misunderstanding!\r\n\r\n00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:44.000\r\nI know nothing about any Bedford diamonds.\r\n\r\n00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:47.500\r\nHow sad.\r\n\r\n00:51:48.500 --> 00:51:51.750\r\nThe Sheikh of Abradan would be especially devastated to hear that...\r\n\r\n00:51:51.750 --> 00:51:57.000\r\nOnce he calls to ask you why the elegant suitcase he received...\r\n\r\n00:51:57.000 --> 00:51:58.000\r\nWas empty.\r\n\r\n00:51:59.750 --> 00:52:02.450\r\nWhat do you mean? What exactly are you implying?!\r\n\r\n00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:05.750\r\nWhat is that?\r\n\r\n00:52:05.750 --> 00:52:08.250\r\nThe Bedford Diamonds.\r\n\r\n00:52:08.250 --> 00:52:13.850\r\nAnd now, CEO Wall-Enberg, I don't want 25 percent.\r\n\r\n00:52:13.850 --> 00:52:16.500\r\nNow I want 50 percent.\r\n\r\n00:52:17.500 --> 00:52:18.500\r\nLies.\r\n\r\n00:52:37.500 --> 00:52:38.500\r\nCar's shit.\r\n\r\n00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:43.400\r\nOK...\r\n\r\n00:52:44.750 --> 00:52:48.000\r\nCigar, beret, thick glasses?\r\n\r\n00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:50.500\r\nThat man has to disappear...\r\n\r\n00:52:51.550 --> 00:52:53.200\r\n... For good.\r\n\r\n00:52:53.200 --> 00:52:57.000\r\nRight, right, got that. Disappear for good, yep.\r\n\r\n00:52:58.750 --> 00:52:59.750\r\nOK!\r\n\r\n00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:10.000\r\nEivor!\r\n\r\n00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:13.000\r\nStop that at once!\r\n\r\n00:53:14.000 --> 00:53:16.700\r\nWill you stop the...!\r\n\r\n00:53:16.700 --> 00:53:20.000\r\nCome on, stop... That... At... Once...\r\n\r\n00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:23.500\r\nHave you gone stark raving mad, woman?!\r\n\r\n00:53:25.700 --> 00:53:27.200\r\nWhere are they?\r\n\r\n00:53:27.200 --> 00:53:28.500\r\nThere!\r\n\r\n00:53:29.750 --> 00:53:32.250\r\nThe diamonds, you idiot!\r\n\r\n00:53:32.250 --> 00:53:34.300\r\nWhere. Are. They?!\r\n\r\n00:53:34.300 --> 00:53:36.000\r\nYou're driving me nuts!!\r\n\r\n00:53:39.750 --> 00:53:42.500\r\nThis was one...!\r\n\r\n00:53:44.500 --> 00:53:46.000\r\n{Oh dear, oh dear...}\r\n\r\n00:53:46.950 --> 00:53:49.350\r\nIt's <b>always</b> the same...\r\n\r\n00:53:49.350 --> 00:53:52.800\r\nI get here... With the most genius plan the world has ever seen...\r\n\r\n00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:56.900\r\nEverything is timed and prepared! Everything is <b>perfect</b>!!\r\n\r\n00:53:56.900 --> 00:53:59.250\r\nAnd then everything goes to pot!\r\n\r\n00:53:59.250 --> 00:54:00.800\r\nAnd whose fault is that?\r\n\r\n00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:02.430\r\nOh, I will tell you that...\r\n\r\n00:54:02.430 --> 00:54:05.870\r\nYours, you imbecile - it's all <b>your</b> fault -\r\n\r\n00:54:05.870 --> 00:54:13.000\r\nand Vanheden's fault, and your sweet-toothed <b>freak</b> of science of a husband...'s fault!!\r\n\r\n00:54:15.750 --> 00:54:18.750\r\n- Now you'll listen to me, Charles-Ingvar Jönsson...\r\n- Yes?\r\n\r\n00:54:18.750 --> 00:54:22.800\r\nI've had to suck up so many things during these years...\r\n\r\n00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:25.550\r\nAnd I have stayed mum because I love Rocky.\r\n\r\n00:54:25.550 --> 00:54:28.780\r\nBut this time you have gone just a little too far.\r\n\r\n00:54:28.780 --> 00:54:34.850\r\nIf you say another bad word about my little Rocky-boy, you'll end up on the receiving end of one of these!\r\n\r\n00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:40.780\r\nOh... Sweet little Eivor, I didn't mean...\r\n\r\n00:54:40.780 --> 00:54:41.900\r\nYes you did!\r\n\r\n00:54:41.900 --> 00:54:44.900\r\nListen, Eivor, I just want the diamonds.\r\n\r\n00:54:44.900 --> 00:54:50.900\r\nIf you let me know where the diamonds are, I promise you'll never have to take any more illwill - <i>but where are they</i>?!\r\n\r\n00:54:50.900 --> 00:54:53.000\r\nI put them in the cupboard!\r\n\r\n00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:58.000\r\nBuggering around with 100 millions in a bag... How typical of you.\r\n\r\n00:54:58.870 --> 00:55:01.000\r\n... May I have them?\r\n\r\n00:55:01.000 --> 00:55:03.500\r\nRocky? In the back of the cupboard.\r\n\r\n00:55:05.450 --> 00:55:07.350\r\nWuh- there's no cupboard here!\r\n\r\n00:55:07.350 --> 00:55:09.480\r\nWhaddaya mean, there's no cupboard?!\r\n\r\n00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:14.000\r\nOh right! Dang it, <i>Sweden Helps</i> came by to pick it up earlier, I forgot.\r\n\r\n00:55:19.250 --> 00:55:20.500\r\nWhat is it?\r\n\r\n00:55:23.500 --> 00:55:25.250\r\nHave you gone nuts?\r\n\r\n00:55:26.250 --> 00:55:30.400\r\nS-sent the cupboard with all the diamonds off?\r\n\r\n00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:37.000\r\nCut the crap, lady: you donated that old cupboard with diamonds for 2 billion pesetas in it?!\r\n\r\n00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:43.000\r\nFor Christ's sake, don't wind yourselves up so hard. All we have to do is drive to <i>Sweden Helps</i> and get it back!\r\n\r\n00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:46.550\r\n- T-That can't be all?\r\n- Let's ask Sickan.\r\n\r\n00:55:46.550 --> 00:55:53.700\r\nOh, little kitties~ You can sit in my lap if you want~ (unintelligible)\r\n\r\n00:55:54.170 --> 00:56:00.000\r\nOh, little kitty-cat, you want to sit on my shoulder? Yes~\r\n\r\n00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:05.000\r\nYes... The little kitty-cat is sooo hungryyy~\r\n\r\n00:56:05.000 --> 00:56:09.500\r\nOh cut it out Sickan! What are you doin' with my new Italian shoes, huh?! Knock that shit out!\r\n\r\n00:56:09.500 --> 00:56:12.170\r\nDon't talk so loudly!\r\n\r\n00:56:12.170 --> 00:56:14.000\r\n- But-\r\n- Misse gets scared!\r\n\r\n00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:16.300\r\nCharlie, stop scratching the shoes!\r\n\r\n00:56:16.300 --> 00:56:21.000\r\n- We've got bigger things to worry about-\r\n- No! Don't... Pinch... My... Cat!!\r\n\r\n00:56:24.200 --> 00:56:28.000\r\nOh no, you're not allowed to bite the butterball~\r\n\r\n00:56:28.000 --> 00:56:30.700\r\nDear little kitty-cat...\r\n\r\n00:56:30.700 --> 00:56:33.250\r\n- Si-\r\n- <b>Mommy</b>!!\r\n\r\n00:56:33.250 --> 00:56:34.500\r\nWhat is it?\r\n\r\n00:56:34.500 --> 00:56:39.900\r\n♪Have you seen my little cat, little cat, little cat?♫\r\n\r\n00:56:39.900 --> 00:56:43.250\r\nWhat are you up to? Playing charades?\r\n\r\n00:56:43.250 --> 00:56:45.250\r\nSickan's gone nuts...\r\n\r\n00:56:45.250 --> 00:56:48.250\r\n- Come on, let him play with the cat.\r\n- Yes~\r\n\r\n00:56:48.250 --> 00:56:52.500\r\nYes, he's a little overexerted - can't you tell? He's turned young again, simple as that!\r\n\r\n00:56:52.500 --> 00:56:56.200\r\n"Simple as that"? We've lost a couple billions of pesetas, y'know?!\r\n\r\n00:56:56.200 --> 00:56:58.350\r\n<i>And</i> Sickan's playin' with my new shoe!\r\n\r\n00:56:58.350 --> 00:57:13.000 size:100% line:10% align:right\r\n[Singing continues]\r\n\r\n00:56:58.350 --> 00:57:00.850\r\nI knew this would go down the train...\r\n\r\n00:57:00.850 --> 00:57:05.650\r\nHey you, we'll just solve this ourselves, go downtown and get the cupboard back!\r\n\r\n00:57:05.650 --> 00:57:13.000\r\nOh, then you'll have to bring the baby along. I can't have him wrapped around my leg while I finish packing our things!\r\n\r\n00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:14.700\r\n- ... Sickan?\r\n- What?\r\n\r\n00:57:14.700 --> 00:57:19.250\r\nWould you like to go for a car trip? You can bring the kitty along.\r\n\r\n00:57:19.250 --> 00:57:23.000\r\n- Yay~!\r\n- Let's get going, then...\r\n\r\n00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:27.000\r\nButterball! *laughter* Yay!\r\n\r\n00:57:41.280 --> 00:57:43.000\r\n- Why did you do that?\r\n- Whatever...\r\n\r\n00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:46.500\r\nLet'im be, then he might stay put.\r\n\r\n00:57:46.500 --> 00:57:56.750\r\nKitty, kitty, look! See that black cat? Would you like to say hi?\r\n\r\n00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:03.000\r\nCome along and let's say hi to the black kitty~\r\n\r\n00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:11.000\r\nMaybe we should take a look around? Yes, we could jump around~!\r\n\r\n00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:20.000\r\nWant to hop around? Yes, just like that! Little Misse...\r\n\r\n00:58:20.750 --> 00:58:24.500\r\nMisse? Want to go for a swim?\r\n\r\n00:58:24.500 --> 00:58:29.000\r\nSure, then you can take a swim here!\r\n\r\n00:58:30.000 --> 00:50:36.000\r\nYou can... splash around for a bit~\r\n\r\n00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:44.150\r\nThat's right, take a drink~\r\n\r\n00:58:44.150 --> 00:58:47.500\r\n- Dude! Haul your dumb ass out of the way - or should I do it for ya?!\r\n\r\n00:58:48.200 --> 00:58:52.000\r\nWhat? ... Oh, you're so fat!!\r\n\r\n00:58:52.500 --> 00:58:59.500\r\nThere's a lardo there, Misse! We could bite him! We could bite...\r\n\r\n00:59:01.850 --> 00:59:05.000\r\nClad in a beret and thick glasses... You called Jönsson?\r\n\r\n00:59:05.500 --> 00:59:09.250\r\nCharles-Ingvar Jönsson, and this is Misse!\r\n\r\n00:59:09.250 --> 00:59:11.500\r\nMisse wants...\r\n\r\n00:59:11.500 --> 00:59:16.000\r\nMisse wants... Misse wants mint kisses!\r\n\r\n00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:19.000\r\nOf course he'll get some mint kisses!\r\n\r\n00:59:19.000 --> 00:59:23.000\r\nCome along, I've got tons of mint kisses in the back of my van here...\r\n\r\n00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:27.000\r\n- Ya~y!\r\n- C'mon, get in!\r\n\r\n00:59:27.350 --> 00:59:30.000\r\n- ... Huh?\r\n- Watch out, don't get pinched!\r\n\r\n00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:38.000\r\nThe picklock...\r\n\r\n00:59:44.000 --> 00:59:46.000\r\nThat's brilliant, Rocky, brilliant...\r\n\r\n00:59:47.150 --> 00:59:50.430\r\nNow we just have to knock some sense into Sickan. How do we do that?\r\n\r\n00:59:50.430 --> 00:59:52.250\r\nWith a hammer, right?\r\n\r\n00:59:53.500 --> 00:59:56.750\r\n... Whatever, he'll probably wake up on his own!\r\n\r\n01:00:00.150 --> 01:00:02.150\r\nWait, where's Sickan?\r\n\r\n01:00:03.500 --> 01:00:04.500\r\nHey...\r\n\r\n01:00:11.500 --> 01:00:13.400\r\n- What's that?\r\n- Kidnapping! Y'know - literally!!\r\n\r\n01:00:13.400 --> 01:00:15.550\r\n- Now what?\r\n- Get your ass in gear!\r\n\r\n01:00:47.750 --> 01:00:48.750\r\nGreen side's up.\r\n\r\n01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:42.100\r\n[Improvised singing]\r\n\r\n01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:33.000\r\n♪You'll get to stand there in Nybroviken\r\nswinging to and fro 'mong the other corpses...♫\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nReference to the "Swamp murders" of 1961; one of the victims was found drowned near Nybroviken.\r\n\r\n01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:11.000\r\nWhat will we do?\r\n\r\n01.03:12.500 --> 01:03:15.000\r\nHey... I have a plan.\r\n\r\n01:03:43.300 --> 01:03:45.500\r\nOld fucking piece of shit...\r\n\r\n01:03:55.750 --> 01:03:58.000\r\nHey, Rocky. You take care of The Beef over there.\r\n\r\n01:03:58.750 --> 01:03:59.450\r\nMe?\r\n\r\n01:03:59.450 --> 01:04:03.850\r\nSure thing! It'll be a piece of cake for you, right? I'll handle Sickan.\r\n\r\n01:04:03.850 --> 01:04:06.000\r\nO-OK! I'll get Beef!\r\n\r\n01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:07.500\r\nO-OK! I'll get Beef! I'll get Beef...\r\n\r\n01:04:16.100 --> 01:04:19.500\r\nStay calm, Sickan - I'll get'cha out of this!\r\n\r\n01:04:43.500 --> 01:04:48.500\r\nKeep it cool, Sickan - I'll take care of this! Soon done!\r\n\r\n01:04:52.250 --> 01:04:54.750\r\nOn my way, I'm done soon!\r\n\r\n01:04:58.000 --> 01:05:00.000\r\nOh, for...!\r\n\r\n01:05:24.750 --> 01:05:26.250\r\nSoon, Sickan!\r\n\r\n01:05:37.500 --> 01:05:41.000\r\nStay calm, Sickan - I'll get this done!!\r\n\r\n01:06:38.500 --> 01:06:42.500\r\nT-take it easy, Sickan! Easy!\r\n\r\n01:06:44.750 --> 01:06:48.750\r\nTake it easy - kitty's unharmed and we got her back safely!\r\n\r\n01:06:48.750 --> 01:06:51.300\r\nC'mere, kitty~ kitty~ kitty~\r\n\r\n01:06:51.300 --> 01:06:54.500\r\nStop pawing at that shoe - put it on instead!\r\n\r\n01:06:54.500 --> 01:06:56.400\r\nYou're not dizzy anymore, Sickan?!\r\n\r\n01:06:56.400 --> 01:06:58.450\r\nI have a plan!!\r\n\r\n01:06:58.450 --> 01:07:00.500\r\nA plan? Oh, that's brilliant!\r\n\r\n01:07:01.500 --> 01:07:03.000\r\nBut of course...!\r\n\r\n01:07:04.400 --> 01:07:07.450\r\nI truly am terribly sorry - could you forgive me?\r\n\r\n01:07:07.450 --> 01:07:09.600\r\n- Forgive?\r\n- We should be apologising for-\r\n\r\n01:07:09.600 --> 01:07:11.500\r\nBut you have saved my life!\r\n\r\n01:07:11.500 --> 01:07:12.500\r\nNah, it's nothin'-\r\n\r\n01:07:12.500 --> 01:07:13.900\r\nNo, it isn't.\r\n\r\n01:07:13.900 --> 01:07:15.700\r\n- Yes, it was nothing-\r\n- No, it wasn't!\r\n\r\n01:07:15.700 --> 01:07:16.700\r\nYeah, it was!\r\n\r\n01:07:16.700 --> 01:07:21.500\r\nFine, it might be nothing, but I mean - I lose my temper sometimes, and I <b>yell</b> at you, and I get outright terrifying!\r\n\r\n01:07:21.500 --> 01:07:22.750\r\nNo, you don't!\r\n\r\n01:07:22.750 --> 01:07:23.800\r\nYes, I do!\r\n\r\n01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:25.100\r\nNah, you don't.\r\n\r\n01:07:25.100 --> 01:07:27.150\r\nFine, maybe I don't, but I have my flaws...\r\n\r\n01:07:27.150 --> 01:07:29.150\r\n- No, you don't have any!\r\n- Yes, I do!\r\n\r\n01:07:29.150 --> 01:07:30.400\r\nNah, you're flawless!\r\n\r\n01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:32.720\r\nFine, maybe I don't have any flaws, but I do have a <b>plan</b>!\r\n\r\n01:07:32.720 --> 01:07:33.850\r\nNo, you don't!\r\n\r\n01:07:33.850 --> 01:07:34.750\r\nI have one!\r\n\r\n01:07:34.750 --> 01:07:36.950\r\n- No- oh, you do?\r\n- I do!\r\n\r\n01:07:36.950 --> 01:07:39.500\r\n- A plan?\r\n- But of course!\r\n\r\n01:07:40.800 --> 01:07:43.300\r\n... Norwegian cigars? Blech!\r\n\r\n01:07:53.500 --> 01:07:57.200 size:100% line:60% align:center\r\n[The Police's Institute of Physical Training,\r\nUnauthorized Access Forbidden]\r\n\r\n01:08:08.200 --> 01:08:09.000\r\nRight!\r\n\r\n01:08:11.250 --> 01:08:12.250\r\nCar's shit!\r\n\r\n01:08:13.750 --> 01:08:15.750\r\nEverything's timed and prepared, yes?\r\n\r\n01:08:15.750 --> 01:08:21.500\r\nEvery Thursday... The inner city's Police Academy has obligatory work out routines here.\r\n\r\n01:08:21.500 --> 01:08:23.000\r\n... Come on, get started!\r\n\r\n01:08:31.250 --> 01:08:32.750\r\nAlright, gentlemen!\r\n\r\n01:08:32.750 --> 01:08:36.500\r\nLet's burn those beer guts away and unflatten those feet!\r\n\r\n01:08:36.500 --> 01:08:38.000\r\nJump in place!\r\n\r\n01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:41.000\r\nOne, two, one, two...!\r\n\r\n01:08:41.000 --> 01:08:44.000\r\nCan't get those Bedford jewels out of my head...\r\n\r\n01:08:44.250 --> 01:08:46.750\r\nTo think we're policemen, yet can't do anything!\r\n\r\n01:08:46.750 --> 01:08:49.500\r\nWe can never act unless someone filed a report...\r\n\r\n01:08:50.150 --> 01:08:53.900\r\nTake the initiative... And it all goes south.\r\n\r\n01:08:54.000 --> 01:08:56.450\r\nWe should be able to... Use our common sense!\r\n\r\n01:09:00.100 --> 01:09:25.000 line:10% position:50%\r\nOne! Two! [ad nauseam]\r\n\r\n01:09:04.100 --> 01:09:07.250\r\nYou're not here... To use your common sense!\r\n\r\n01:09:07.950 --> 01:09:11.450\r\nYour job is... To follow regulations!\r\n\r\n01:09:12.500 --> 01:09:15.500\r\nThose two things... Tend to be very different!\r\n\r\n01:09:17.000 --> 01:09:19.500\r\nBut if there's... A report?\r\n\r\n01:09:20.100 --> 01:09:25.000\r\nThen we make our move... Immediately! That's our duty!\r\n\r\n01:09:26.150 --> 01:09:31.000\r\nGentlemen! Your final task: running for 1 500 meters straight! You'll get timed.\r\n\r\n01:09:31.750 --> 01:09:33.750\r\nGet going!\r\n\r\n01:10:01.000 --> 01:10:03.000\r\nUh, rewind the tape...\r\n\r\n01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:03.850\r\nWhat's the matter?\r\n\r\n01:10:03.850 --> 01:10:05.350\r\nA little emergency...\r\n\r\n01:10:05.350 --> 01:10:06.500\r\nWho told you?\r\n\r\n01:10:06.500 --> 01:10:11.000\r\n- C'mon, get changed and try burnin' some of these yourself!\r\n- Over my dead body!\r\n\r\n01:10:15.900 --> 01:10:17.900\r\nC'mon now!\r\n\r\n01:10:24.000 --> 01:10:27.000\r\n- D-do we have enough time?\r\n- Put your sole into it!\r\n\r\n01:10:27.000 --> 01:10:30.250\r\n- Look!\r\n- Yeah, great - now hurry up!\r\n\r\n01:10:42.250 --> 01:10:43.500\r\nYou done or what?\r\n\r\n01:10:43.500 --> 01:10:46.000\r\n- Should we switch-\r\n- No, no, no, just take one of those!\r\n\r\n01:11:15.750 --> 01:11:17.150\r\nFits like a stolen glove, y'know!\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nOriginally "sitter som stulet", or "fits like stolen goods"...\r\nWhich, according to Google, is a phrase BARELY ANYONE fictional or real has used... And the one real-life example I found immediately followed it up by referring to this character.\r\nSafe to say it's a Vanheden-ism!\r\n\r\n01:11:17.150 --> 01:11:19.250\r\nI feel like a new person...\r\n\r\n01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:21.000\r\nYou should drive.\r\n\r\n01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:30.500\r\nI don't understand...\r\n\r\n01:11:31.350 --> 01:11:32.500\r\nWhy would this man-\r\n\r\n01:11:32.500 --> 01:11:37.000\r\nThis man's claimin' he performed a burglary - on your orders, actually!\r\n\r\n01:11:37.000 --> 01:11:38.250\r\nIn an illegal manner!\r\n\r\n01:11:38.250 --> 01:11:49.000\r\nYeah, it was supposed to involve the so-called Bedford Diamonds that have been wanted by both Scotland Yard, the FBI, Interpol - why, even our own fraud department!\r\n\r\n01:11:49.000 --> 01:11:56.600\r\nAnd accordin' to the man you've hired him with money you've hidden from the authorities;\r\n\r\n01:11:56.600 --> 01:11:59.500\r\nGuess you'd call it... Dirty money.\r\n\r\n01:11:59.500 --> 01:12:01.850\r\nWhat do you have to say in defence?\r\n\r\n01:12:01.850 --> 01:12:03.500\r\nWhat he said!\r\n\r\n01:12:03.500 --> 01:12:06.850\r\nHold on... There must have been a grave mistake-\r\n\r\n01:12:06.850 --> 01:12:10.000\r\nMistake? Nah, you're way off - the deli-man's confessed himself!\r\n\r\n01:12:10.000 --> 01:12:12.500\r\n- 'The delinquent.'\r\n- Yeah, that's right!\r\n\r\nNOTE\r\nOriginal joke was "delinkvent" - same meaning as the English delinquent - mispronounced as "dilettant", meaning "amateur".\r\n\r\n01:12:13.100 --> 01:12:15.400\r\nMay as well give yourself in to Justice!\r\n\r\n01:12:15.400 --> 01:12:18.500\r\nJustice? You can't just waltz in and-\r\n\r\n01:12:18.500 --> 01:12:23.450\r\nCan't we? Uh-huh, I get it... Let's hear your explanation, then.\r\n\r\n01:12:23.450 --> 01:12:27.400\r\nEr... Of course I can explain this! You will hear all about it!\r\n\r\n01:12:27.400 --> 01:12:33.500\r\nExcellent! Then maybe we should go back to the station - or would you rather we take care of that here?\r\n\r\n01:12:33.500 --> 01:12:35.160\r\nHere. Definitely here.\r\n\r\n01:12:35.160 --> 01:12:39.350\r\nExcellent, then I just need a little typewriter so we can...\r\n\r\n01:12:39.350 --> 01:12:41.350\r\nThis way.\r\n\r\n01:12:45.250 --> 01:12:47.750\r\nKeep an eye on the deli-man!\r\n\r\n01:12:47.750 --> 01:12:50.000\r\n'The delinquent'!\r\n\r\n01:12:51.250 --> 01:12:52.250\r\nOpen.\r\n\r\n01:12:53.300 --> 01:12:54.300\r\nWhat?\r\n\r\n01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:56.600\r\nCome on, let... Let me go!\r\n\r\n01:12:56.600 --> 01:12:59.000\r\n- No no no-\r\n- At least unlock these!\r\n\r\n01:12:59.750 --> 01:13:03.250\r\nOh, right! On it...\r\n\r\n01:13:04.000 --> 01:13:06.000\r\nHurry up now...\r\n\r\n01:13:09.250 --> 01:13:10.750\r\nHurry up...\r\n\r\n01:13:13.500 --> 01:13:15.000\r\n- Listen...\r\n- Yes?\r\n\r\n01:13:15.850 --> 01:13:19.500\r\nI don't have any keys. Couldn't find them!\r\n\r\n01:13:19.500 --> 01:13:21.750\r\nYeah, I'm gonna need all your names here?\r\n\r\n01:13:21.750 --> 01:13:25.750\r\nJakob M. R. Wall-Enberg Junior.\r\n\r\n01:13:25.750 --> 01:13:27.000\r\nM. R?\r\n\r\n01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:30.500\r\nYes... Morgan Rockweller.\r\n\r\n01:13:30.500 --> 01:13:32.000\r\nAnd Junior?\r\n\r\n01:13:32.000 --> 01:13:37.000\r\nYou <i>are</i> aware of my empire's history, yes? Our extraordinarily good reputation all around the world?\r\n\r\n01:13:37.000 --> 01:13:42.000\r\nWhatever - we're all equals before the law, whether CEOs or zeroes.\r\n\r\n01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:45.550\r\nIt's madness, it's unbelievable, it's utterly deranged!!\r\n\r\n01:13:45.550 --> 01:13:49.410\r\nHere we have a Franz Jäger-safe with tw- twenty million...\r\n\r\n01:13:49.410 --> 01:13:55.200\r\nTwenty... Million dollars and then you can't open this- you- you have <b>lost the key</b>...!\r\n\r\n01:13:55.200 --> 01:14:01.330\r\nSeriously, you are the biggest idiot I have ever worked with, not to mention your <b>imbecile</b> of a wife, that weakminded-!\r\n\r\n01:14:03.250 --> 01:14:04.750\r\nThat's enough.\r\n\r\n01:14:05.550 --> 01:14:10.000\r\nI can just barely accept when you shovel a bunch of shit onto me...\r\n\r\n01:14:10.000 --> 01:14:11.750\r\nI'm a man of honor.\r\n\r\n01:14:11.750 --> 01:14:16.500\r\nBut my wife? That is where I draw the line... Got that?!\r\n\r\n01:14:17.350 --> 01:14:19.000\r\nR... Rocky, what's the matter?\r\n\r\n01:14:19.000 --> 01:14:21.250\r\nDon't stand there jabbering! Open the safe!\r\n\r\n01:14:21.850 --> 01:14:23.800\r\nB- but the talcum powder and gloves-\r\n\r\n01:14:23.800 --> 01:14:27.000\r\nYeah, yeah, we have heard all about that.\r\n\r\n01:14:27.000 --> 01:14:30.500\r\nTinkering and talking in circles and oh so refined...\r\n\r\n01:14:30.500 --> 01:14:33.500\r\n- But you know what you are?\r\n- ... No?\r\n\r\n01:14:33.500 --> 01:14:36.000\r\nTwice the idiot.\r\n\r\n01:14:36.000 --> 01:14:39.750\r\nYou won't climb all over me, though, or else you'll get covered in shit...\r\n\r\n01:14:39.750 --> 01:14:41.250\r\n<b>SO OPEN THE SAFE!!</b>\r\n\r\n01:14:41.250 --> 01:14:44.000\r\nY-yes, yes, of course!\r\n\r\n01:14:48.900 --> 01:14:50.900\r\nUm... Er...\r\n\r\n01:14:52.500 --> 01:14:56.900\r\nYeah, uh - so you got married in the Seglora church in Borås, 12th of the 5th in '45.\r\n\r\n01:14:56.950 --> 01:14:58.000\r\nListen, officer...\r\n\r\n01:14:58.000 --> 01:14:59.000\r\nChief.\r\n\r\n01:14:59.000 --> 01:14:59.850\r\nChief?\r\n\r\n01:14:59.850 --> 01:15:01.500\r\nChief Officer, please.\r\n\r\n01:15:01.500 --> 01:15:05.550\r\nI see - apologies, Chief Officer; this can't be following the spirit of the law, can it?\r\n\r\n01:15:05.550 --> 01:15:10.850\r\nThink of all the terrible consequences all those innocent people will suffer!\r\n\r\n01:15:10.850 --> 01:15:16.350\r\nAll the small-time savers... All the stock-owners who have to leave their homes... Think of the childless widows!\r\n\r\n01:15:16.350 --> 01:15:21.850\r\nRuin after ruin, bankruptcy, governmental crises - why, the collapse of society!\r\n\r\n01:15:21.850 --> 01:15:24.000\r\nYeah, whatever - good sauces cook'emselves.\r\n\r\n01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:27.850\r\nNow lemme check... So you confess to havin' been born?\r\n\r\n01:15:27.850 --> 01:15:31.450\r\n... The 20th of the 6th in '23, that is?\r\n\r\n01:15:31.450 --> 01:15:34.900\r\n'sides, you've confessed to gettin' married...\r\n\r\n01:15:34.900 --> 01:15:37.500\r\nAnd to taking your Master's Degree in Geneva...\r\n\r\n01:15:37.500 --> 01:15:40.200\r\n- Finally, you've confessed...\r\n- Who is your superior?\r\n\r\n01:15:40.200 --> 01:15:42.500\r\nHuh? Who?\r\n\r\n01:15:58.000 --> 01:16:00.250\r\nDon't try to distract a Chief Officer while he's workin'.\r\n\r\n01:16:00.250 --> 01:16:02.100\r\nSurely you must know what your boss' name is.\r\n\r\n01:16:02.100 --> 01:16:04.200\r\n- I know it, duh!\r\n- Do you now...?\r\n\r\n01:16:04.200 --> 01:16:07.750\r\nYeah, he's called Jönsson - like so many others, uh...\r\n\r\n01:16:07.750 --> 01:16:10.750\r\n- Anyway, he wanted a full profile on you-\r\n- Jönsson?\r\n\r\n01:16:10.750 --> 01:16:15.000\r\nJön- did I say Jönsson, nah I mean Svensson, that's his name, let's continue-\r\n\r\n01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:16.750\r\nCall him.\r\n\r\n01:16:17.400 --> 01:16:19.700\r\n- Huh?\r\n- Should you or I call him?\r\n\r\n01:16:19.700 --> 01:16:21.700\r\n... I will.\r\n\r\n01:16:21.700 --> 01:16:24.000\r\nGimme a moment.\r\n\r\n01:16:31.250 --> 01:16:34.250\r\nThings are heating up... He wants to call the police.\r\n\r\n01:16:34.250 --> 01:16:36.500\r\nThe police? But that's us!\r\n\r\n01:16:36.500 --> 01:16:39.000\r\nOh, knock it off...\r\n\r\n01:16:43.500 --> 01:16:45.500\r\nBrilliant, Sickan. Brilliant.\r\n\r\n01:16:46.430 --> 01:16:47.750\r\nBut of course...\r\n\r\n01:17:12.750 --> 01:17:15.400\r\nWhat's wrong with you? Why did you leave the car unlocked?\r\n\r\n01:17:15.400 --> 01:17:18.000\r\nWho'd be dumb enough to steal a police car?!\r\n\r\n01:17:28.000 --> 01:17:29.000\r\nBring me the police!\r\n\r\n01:17:33.500 --> 01:17:36.500\r\nInspector Svensson's telephone - assistant Holm speaking.\r\n\r\n01:17:36.000 --> 01:17:54.000 line:10% position:50%\r\n[muffled panicking]\r\n\r\n01:17:37.250 --> 01:17:39.500\r\nNo, unfortunately he is at the dentist.\r\n\r\n01:17:40.000 --> 01:17:42.500\r\nYes, could I help you with a...?\r\n\r\n01:17:43.700 --> 01:17:48.500\r\nUh-huh... Is that so? I see...\r\n\r\n01:17:49.500 --> 01:17:53.000\r\nYes... Should we take that as a report?\r\n\r\n01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:56.100\r\nWe should? Yes, we will!\r\n\r\n01:18:25.500 --> 01:18:28.000\r\nHolm? Holm!\r\n\r\n01:18:28.000 --> 01:18:32.100\r\nCan you explain this? I explicitly told you that I did not want any scandals!\r\n\r\n01:18:32.100 --> 01:18:34.000\r\nHe filed a report, sir!\r\n\r\n01:18:34.000 --> 01:18:37.200\r\nDid he now? Well, in that case...\r\n\r\n01:18:37.200 --> 01:18:45.250\r\nThis banker, Wall-Enberg, has reported that three men he had never seen before... Stole 20 million dollars out of that safe.\r\n\r\n01:18:45.250 --> 01:18:49.000\r\n- Oh... That safe?\r\n- Yes.\r\n\r\n01:18:50.750 --> 01:18:58.000\r\nFranz Jäger... I see... And what's this? The banker's lunch box?\r\n\r\n01:19:10.250 --> 01:19:14.500\r\n- Diamonds?\r\n- The Bedford diamonds...\r\n\r\n01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:19.750\r\n- Would Mr. Wall-Enberg kindly explain-\r\n- Thank you, Holm. \r\n\r\n01:19:19.750 --> 01:19:25.000\r\nI'll take full responsibility from here on. This is a high-level case.\r\n\r\n01:19:25.600 --> 01:19:29.200\r\nSir, you are hereby arrested.\r\n\r\n01:19:29.200 --> 01:19:31.250\r\nWhat'd I tell you?\r\n\r\n01:19:31.250 --> 01:19:33.500\r\nWhat'd I tell you?\r\nCrime never pays off.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
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Beware of the Jönsson Gang (1981) Movie Script | Subs like Script
Beware of the Jönsson Gang (1981) - full transcript
The movie begins with the Jönsson gang making a minor burglary. It goes wrong and the gang leader, Sickan, gets caught. After he has spent 10 months in jail, Vanheden and Rocky come to welcome him when he's released. But he doesn't take notice of them, and he's picked up by the mysterious banker Wall-Enberg Jr. instead. He wants Sickan to perform a burglary in Switzerland, in order to retrieve the famous Bedford Diamonds. Sickan does this but is fooled by Wall-Enberg and nearly gets caught. When he returns to Sweden and re-unites with his old gang members, he's set on revenge, both physically and psychologically...