Beautiful Girl (2014) - full transcript

[ SILENCE]

>> I WASN'T TRYING TO BE A HERO.

BUT I CAUSED SOMETHING UGLY TO

HAPPEN.

THEY SAY YOU CAN'T SAVE SOMEONE

WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE SAVED.

BUT IF YOU LOVE THEM, DON'T YOU

HAVE TO TRY ANYWAY?

[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

>> OKAY! IT'S MY TURN!

>> WHOO!



>> ALL RIGHT, ARMAND, TRUTH OR

FIRE -- HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX

WITH A MAN?

>> TRUTH -- I NEVER HAVE.

>> TRUTH OR FIRE -- AT WHAT AGE

DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?

>> [ SQUEALS ]

>> NO! WAIT!

OKAY, WAIT! NO!

NOW, WHAT THE --

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE TO

FINISH!

>> TWO-SECOND RULE.

YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS OR WE OPEN



FIRE.

>> ALL RIGHT, JUST -- OKAY!

THIS IS A FUN GAME.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> FINE.

AAH!

>> I THINK IT'S FUN.

THANK YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT, LAST VICTIM GETS

TO ASK FIRST.

>> WHAT SEX QUESTION COULD YOU

POSSIBLY ASK ODESSA SHE HASN'T

ALREADY DONE?

>> OH, YOU'LL SEE.

ODIE, YOU READY?

>> YEAH.

>> TRUTH OR FIRE -- HAVE YOU

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ GRUNTING ]

[ RADIO PLAYING ]

[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]

>> HEY.

>> HEY.

>> SO, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING ON THIS

WEEKEND?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

SAME SHIT.

[ CEREAL POURS ]

>> EVERYBODY SAYS YOU MEET GIRLS

IN THESE DATING SERVICES, BUT I

HAVEN'T MET ANYBODY.

>> NO?

>> MNH-MNH.

>> HMM.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

CHECK OUT THIS PORN SITE.

THIS CHICK IS STRETCHING HER ASS

OPEN.

>> OKAY, BRIANNA, WHAT DON'T YOU

SHARE WITH THE CLASS WHAT YOU

JUST WHISPERED TO GAGE?

>> I TOLD HER I WANTED TO LICK

HER PUSSY.

>> [ GASPS ] OH!

BRIANNA!

WELL, WELL, WELL.

IF YOU THINK THAT LICKING HER

PUSSY IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT

THAN AMERICAN HISTORY, WELL,

THEN LET'S GO AHEAD AND SEE YOU

DO IT.

>> AND CUT!

OH, THAT -- THAT WAS VERY GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

[ BELL RINGS ]

GOOD JOB, GIRLS.

UM, WE'RE GONNA -- GONNA PULL

AROUND ON BRIANNA AND GAGE.

OKAY.

HOUSE LIGHTS, PLEASE!

THANKS.

SO, FOR THIS ONE, YOU'RE KIND OF

WALKING UP TO THEM AND THEN,

UM --

WHAT'S -- WHAT'S THE EXACT LINE?

>> ODESSA TELLS THE GIRLS

THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY AFTER

SCHOOL FOR NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

>> OKAY, SO SORT OF BRING THEM

INTO THE SCENE SLOW, LIKE --

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, I THINK

MAYBE -- DON'T YOU THINK I

SHOULD SUMMON THEM UP TO THE

FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM?

DON'T YOU THINK SO?

>> I'M WORRIED THAT MIGHT LOOK A

LITTLE CHEESY, BUT IF...

YEAH, YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

UH, YEAH, LET'S, UH, LET'S LIGHT

FOR THE DESK.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, ACTUALLY.

>> OKAY.

>> HEY.

>> HEY!

>> SO, AFTER YOU WON THE

AVN AWARD, ALL OF A SUDDEN,

YOU'RE GETTING 250 FOR PRIVATES?

>> HMM. YEAH, I GUESS.

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST SOME RICH GUY, YOU

KNOW, WHO CAME TO THE AWARDS

CEREMONY.

BUT WHO KNOWS IF I'LL ALWAYS GET

THAT.

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO ASK HIM

IF HE'D WANT TO HOOK UP AGAIN?

>> HMM, NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

I JUST TOLD HIM TO TALK TO

ARMAND, YOU KNOW, AND ALL THAT

BUSINESS-Y MUMBO JUMBO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> OKAY, WAIT A SECOND.

YOU -- SOMEBODY PAID A QUARTER

OF A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX

WITH YOU, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF

YOU'RE GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN?

>> HMM...WHAT CAN I SAY?

AWW.

I HATE HAVING YOU GO, BUT I LOVE

WATCHING YOU LEAVE.

>> YO.

GET THIS ONE AND CLOSE UP.

>> COME ON. I JUST WASHED UP.

I GOT TO GO HOME.

>> HOLD ON.

THE CUSTOMER'S COMING OVER.

>> * JACKIE SAYS SHE'S AN

ACTRESS *

* DADDY SAYS "USE YOUR DEGREE"

>> HELLO, SIR.

UM, I'M JUST GONNA RUN ACROSS

THE STREET TO THAT FUNKY, LITTLE

THRIFT STORE.

WILL YOU CALL MY CELL WHEN IT'S

READY?

THANKS.

>> HA.

TOLD YOU PORN STARS COME HERE.

>> SHE'S A PORN STAR?

SHE WAS SO NICE.

>> DOG, THAT'S ODESSA LOVE.

SHE'S THE NEW BIG THING IN PORN.

THESE GIRLS ARE ALL FUCK-UPS.

THEY NEVER GET THEIR BRAKES

DONE.

>> * BOBBY'S DOWN AT THE LABEL

* MAKING SURE THAT THE BOSS

STAYS CALM *

* MAKING SURE THAT THE NUMBERS

STAY STRONG *

>> HI, MR. BRAKE MAN.

>> HI.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THRIFT

STORES?

>> UH, YEAH.

YEAH, I LOVE THEM.

>> MM-HMM. HERE YOU GO.

>> OH, OKAY.

UH, WE HAD TO CHANGE THE DISCS

ALL AROUND --

>> OH, DON'T TELL ME.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THAT

STUFF.

IT JUST CONFUSES ME.

JUST, UM, CHARGE ME WHATEVER,

YOU KNOW?

YOU LOOK LIKE AN HONEST GUY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO...

>> OKAY. THANKS.

[ CAR BEEPING ]

[ ENGINE GRINDING ]

>> OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]

IT WON'T START.

>> I-I-I-I-I-I WAS JUST WORKING

ON THE BRAKES, AND -- AND --

>> OH, NO, NO.

I KNOW IT'S NOT YOU.

IT ALWAYS DOES THIS.

THE GUY AT THE DEALERSHIP SAYS

IT NEEDS LIKE A NEW STARTER

THINGIE.

>> I CAN JUMP IT FOR YOU.

I-I HAVE CABLES IN MY CAR.

YOU JUST GOT TO TAKE IT HOME

RIGHT AFTER.

>> OKAY. YES. THANK YOU.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

IT ALWAYS DOES THIS, SO DON'T

WORRY.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

OH, GOSH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK

YOU.

YOU -- YOU ARE THE BEST.

THANK YOU.

[ SQUEALS ]

BYE!

>> OKAY.

HEY, UH, I COULD FOLLOW YOU HOME

IN CASE IT STALLS AGAIN.

>> OH, MY GOD. WOULD YOU?

THAT'S SO SWEET.

YEAH, OKAY.

UM, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT THAT FAR

FROM HERE, SO...YEAH, OKAY.

>> YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

>> OKAY, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO

PULL OUT.

>> OKAY.

>> * DON'T SAY IT HAS TO WAIT

* DISARRAY

* IT WILL BE HARD FOR ME TO

COMPLETE THE MOTIONS OF MY DAY *

* THEY ARE THE SAME AS BEFORE

>> SO, THIS IS ME.

THANK YOU AGAIN.

YOU ARE SO SWEET, REALLY.

>> YEAH.

ANYTIME!

>> WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN?

I OWE YOU A BEER AT LEAST.

>> WOW.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> THIS PLACE IS GREAT.

>> I KNOW. ISN'T IT?

>> YEAH.

HUH.

>> OH, BY THE WAY, I'M ODESSA.

>> WILLIAM.

>> HELLO! ANYBODY HOME?

>> I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR

PLACE.

>> OH, IT IS, BUT THERE'S, LIKE,

ALWAYS PEOPLE HERE.

GOSH, ISN'T THAT THRIFT STORE

ACROSS FROM YOUR SHOP DOPE?

>> YEAH.

YEAH.

>> CHEERS.

>> CHEERS.

[ SIGHS ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> DO YOU THINK I'M A GOOD

DANCER?

>> YEAH.

>> THANK YOU.

COME. SIT DOWN.

>> OKAY.

UH, MY HANDS ARE STILL GREASY.

>> I KNOW.

I THINK IT'S SEXY.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY ME

BACK FOR THAT?

HMM.

YOU'RE GONNA FUCK THE HELL OUT

OF ME.

>> THAT WAS, LIKE, UH, HOW MANY

TIMES? THREE?

>> WHO SAYS NICE GUYS FINISH

LAST, HUH?

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> I'M SORRY I FINISHED SO

QUICKLY.

I, UH...

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU WERE GREAT.

YOU LASTED PRETTY LONG THE

SECOND TIME.

>> WHEN YOU DID THAT THING WITH

YOUR LEGS ON MY SHOULDERS, THAT

WAS LIKE SOME CRAZY OLYMPIAN

YOGA SEX CLASS THING.

I, UH...

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> MAN, THAT WAS THE GREATEST

SEX OF MY LIFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT -- THAT WASN'T JUST THE

GREATEST SEX OF MY LIFE.

THAT WAS -- THAT WAS THE

GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE EVER.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> SERIOUSLY.

WOW.

I COULD DIE HAPPY. SERIOUSLY.

>> REALLY?

'CAUSE OF ME?

>> YEAH.

THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

OOH, I BETTER GO TAKE A SHOWER,

BUT, UM, DON'T LEAVE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE?

ENJOY THE SUNSHINE.

ENJOY THE GREATEST DAY EVER.

>> OKAY.

>> MWAH!

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> MM!

>> YEAH.

YEAH.

RIGHT.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

>> HEY, YOU FUCKING DICK!

THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE

DOING?!

>> NOTHING. I'M HANGING OUT --

>> YOU A FUCKING STALKER?

>> NO, NO! SHE INVITED ME HERE!

>> BULLSHIT, YOU PEEPING TOM,

YOU LITTLE FAGGOT.

>> I SWEAR I'M --

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO FUCKING

STALKERS?

I CHUCK THEM OVER THIS FUCKING

RAILING.

THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DO.

>> ODESSA!

>> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

>> ODESSA!

ODESSA!

>> STOP! JACK, JACK, JACK!

LET HIM GO. HE'S MY FRIEND.

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU

HAD COMPANY?

>> SORRY.

WELL, JACK, THAT'S WILLIAM.

WILLIAM, THAT'S ANGRY JACK.

>> JUST CALL ME JACK.

I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER BEER.

[ BOTTLE HISSES ]

MY OLD MAN -- IRISH.

MY MA -- FULL-BLOODED MOHAWK.

MEANS I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T

DRINK.

>> YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE AN

INDIAN.

YOU SOUND LIKE A NEW YORKER.

>> YEAH, ALGONQUIN INDIANS WERE

IN NEW YORK 10,000 FUCKING YEARS

BEFORE WHITE PEOPLE.

CANARSIE, BRONX, BROOKLYN.

THESE ARE INDIAN NAMES.

MANHATTAN.

MANHATTA.

WE BUILT HALF THAT FUCKING TOWN.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY MOHAWKS ARE IN

THE FUCKING IRONWORKER UNION?

WE BUILT THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE,

EMPIRE STATE, THE TWIN TOWERS.

>> JACK!

>> HEY-EY-EY.

>> HI!

>> HEY, BABY.

>> WHOA!

>> WHAT?

OH, MY TEETH. YEAH, YEAH.

THE METH WAS ROTTING MY TEETH

OUT.

THEY GOT THIS PROGRAM IN THE

COUNTY.

DENTAL STUDENTS -- THEY REHEARSE

ON FUCKING CONVICTS FOR FREE.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH.

LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU GET

SHINY, NEW TEETH.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

OH, I MISSED YOU.

>> MISSED YOU.

>> OH.

OH, UM, WILLIAM, JACK, HE'S --

HE'S MY BODYGUARD.

>> HMM.

YOU'RE A FREE AGENT NOW WITH

YOUR CONTRACT UP WITH J.B.

>> YES.

>> WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE

RICH.

RICHER.

>> MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

OH.

UM...

I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DID FOR

A LIVING, DID I?

>> W-WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO GUYS?

LOOK AT HIM.

HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT,

JACK.

>> WILLIAM, HEY, GIVE ME A

SECOND ALONE WITH MY BOSS, OKAY?

>> YEAH. O-OKAY.

>> WHERE THE FUCK'S PETEY?

OKAY, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE

FILLING IN WHEN I AIN'T HERE.

FROM NOW ON, YOU AIN'T GOING

ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOUR BODYGUARD.

>> PETEY'S NO FUN.

MAN, NOW THAT YOU'RE OUT, I'M

SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE BY MY SIDE

EVERY SECOND ANYWAYS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.

LISTEN, DO YOU WANT ME TO TOSS

THIS GUY OR NOT?

>> NO. NO, I KIND OF LIKE HIM.

HE'S SORT OF FUNNY.

>> OKAY.

LET'S SEE HOW FUNNY HE THINKS IT

IS WHEN YOU TELL HIM WHAT YOU

DO.

>> UNH-UNH. HE'S A GOOD GUY.

WATCH.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HEY, WILLIAM?

>> UH-HUH?

>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I AM A PORN STAR.

>> WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE

GREATEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD IN MY

LIFE.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> TOLD YOU HE WAS FUNNY!

WELCOME HOME!

PARTY TONIGHT FOR JACK!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> IMPORTED WITH 40 POUNDS OF

HASH.

SHIT.

[ SPLASH ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

HOWDY, COWBOY.

>> HEY.

COOL PARTY, HUH?

>> YEP.

>> YEAH. THIS IS GREAT.

>> YOU A MECHANIC?

>> YEAH.

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

>> CALLUSED HANDS.

YOU'RE A WORKING MAN.

>> YEAH, I MOSTLY JUST WORK ON

BRAKES, BUT YEAH.

>> YEAH, I'M A GEARHEAD MYSELF.

GOT A '71 BARRACUDA IN MINT

CONDITION.

DID ALL THE BODY RESTORATION

MYSELF.

>> NO WAY.

I'M MORE OF A FORD MAN, SO MY

DREAM IS TO WORK ON A

'62 FASTBACK.

>> PHEW.

>> YEAH.

I'M WILLIAM, BY THE WAY.

>> CANNON.

>> CANNON?

>> CANNON BALLS.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

OH, THAT'S RICH.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?

>> NO.

>> LISTEN...

I'M SHOOTING A FILM NEXT WEEK.

IT'S CALLED

"THE VIRGIN MANHOLE."

YOU SHOULD BE IN IT WITH ME.

>> NO THANKS. I'M NOT GAY.

>> ME NEITHER.

I BET YOU GOT A HAIRY ASSHOLE,

HUH, HUH?

SEE, THE THING IS, YOU DON'T GET

PAID SHIT FOR FUCKING HOT GIRLS,

THOUGH I DO.

BUT IF THEY PAY ME

5 FUCKING GRAND TO SODOMIZE SOME

QUEERS ON FILM, I RECKON IT'S

WORTH IT.

>> HEY, BABY!

>> HI.

>> HI!

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

>> YEAH. YEAH.

YOU HAVE LOTS OF GREAT FRIENDS.

>> I KNOW.

HEY, YOU EVER DONE ECSTASY?

>> UH, NO, I -- WE TRIED TO DO

ECSTASY ONCE IN HIGH SCHOOL, BUT

WE GOT RIPPED OFF BY SOME GUY.

>> WELL, COME ON.

IT'LL ROCK.

>> OKAY.

NICE MEETING YOU, MR. BALLS.

>> I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, COWBOY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> I AM SO HAPPY.

YES. I AM SO HAPPY.

THINK THIS IS STUFF IS KICKING

IN.

I THINK ECSTASY SHOULD BE LEGAL.

THIS IS --

>> OH, THIS IS MY LOVER LADY.

MMMMWAH.

SHE'S MY BABY.

THIS IS MY BABY.

THIS IS VIVIAN.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> ARMAND!

>> HOW ARE YOU?

YOU'RE THE, UH, AMBULANCE

DRIVER?

>> NO. [ LAUGHS ]

>> YOU'RE THE DEATH-METAL GUY?

>> NO.

>> HEY.

>> I LIKE THAT YOU -- WITH YOU.

DO YOU STILL FEEL IT?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU FEEL THIS?

>> YEAH.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

ARE YOU OKAY?

>> OW.

>> WAKE UP.

>> OW.

OW.

OW.

>> I'VE GOT A F-- I GOT A

BRILLIANT IDEA THAT BALLS --

CANNON BALLS SORT OF HELPED ME,

BUT NOT REALLY.

HOW ABOUT A CHANNEL?

WE COULD DO A WHOLE DIRECT TO TV

ON YOUR TV CHANNEL --

ODESSA LOVE ALL THE TIME.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> OH, THAT KIND OF MADE ME

DIZZY.

OKAY, PUT YOUR HANDS OUT LIKE

THIS.

[ Chuckling ] MISS MARY --

MACK, MACK --

>> I KNOW THIS GAME.

>> WAIT. WAIT.

WITH SILVER BUTTONS, BUTTONS,

BUTTONS ALL DOWN HER --

>> [ LAUGHS ]

YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE THE WHOLE

SCHOOL WAS WATCHING, AND IMAGINE

HOW SKINNY I AM IN FOURTH GRADE,

AND I'M -- I'M FULLY CLAD IN

LEDERHOSEN AND CLOGS.

>> LEDERHOSEN?

WHAT'S LEDERHOSEN?

>> LEATHER PANTS. GAY!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> COME ON!

IT WAS "HANSEL AND GRETEL," AND

I'M PLAYING HANSEL.

AND WE'RE GETTING TO THE PART

WHERE I HAVE TO SPRINKLE FAIRY

DUST ON THE WITCH, AND -- AND

THIS IS HOW YOU KILL A WITCH.

IT'S OKAY.

AND, UH, THIS FAIRY DUST WAS

REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF GLITTER

FROM ART CLASS, AND I FORGET TO

PUT IT IN MY --

>> FAIRY DUST?

>> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL THE

WITCH?

ANYWAY, I FORGET -- I FORGET TO

PUT THE SPRINKLES IN MY -- IN

MY -- IN MY POCKET, AND I JUST

FIGURE I'M GONNA IMPROVISE.

AND POOR LITTLE AMY LONGHORN,

BUT I JUST DECIDED -- I HAULED

OFF AND PUNCHED HER RIGHT IN THE

FACE, AND I GAVE HER A BLACK

EYE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL CRACKED UP.

THEY LOVED IT.

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS.

I WAS THE HERO.

>> YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

[ SIGHS ]

I LOVE YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU.

I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S LIKE THE

BIGGEST BREASTS YOU'VE EVER

SEEN.

REAL ONES, FAKE ONES, AND

ODESSA'S TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH

ME.

>> YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER AND

SHE SAID SHE LOVED YOU, TOO?

>> OF COURSE, MAN.

>> CAN YOU GIRLS GOSSIP AND WORK

AT THE SAME TIME?

>> THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

DUDE, THANK YOU.

I'M IN LOVE.

>> YOU LIKE THAT, BABY?

FEEL GOOD?

>> THAT FEELS SO GOOD.

>> YOU LIKE IT HARD, DON'T YOU?

>> OH, STOP, YOU -- YOU REMIND

ME OF WORK.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

YEAH, SWEETIE, IT'S REALLY TIME

YOU GET OUT OF THAT.

>> CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS

RIGHT NOW?

>> [ SIGHS ]

THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME LYING TO MY

PARENTS ABOUT WHAT YOU DO FOR A

LIVING.

>> YEAH, WHY'D YOU TELL THEM I

SHOOT REALITY TV?

I THINK THAT'S ALMOST WORSE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

I STILL OWE $80,000 FOR A

MASTERS IN THEATER, AND I'M

WAITING TABLES.

>> I HAD TO SHOOT A GAY PORN

SCENE TODAY, DIANE.

I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T GO TO FILM

SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO LIGHT

SOME GUY'S BALLS IN ANOTHER

GUY'S MOUTH, YOU KNOW?

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> IT'S GONNA CHANGE FOR US.

>> I KNOW.

AND I KNOW I'VE SAID THIS FOR

YEARS, BUT I...

I'M GONNA QUIT.

I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO SHOOT

WEDDING VIDEOS TILL THE DAY I

DIE.

>> YOU BETTER.

YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR OWN MOVIE

MADE.

YOU'RE A DIRECTOR.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> A DISTRIBUTION FEE.

ALL I GET IS A DISTRIBUTION FEE.

>> J.B., WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING

ELSE.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> FINANCING THE SHOOTS, HIRING

THE TOWN, EDITING,

POST-PRODUCTION.

WE'RE DOING IT ALL.

>> ARMAND, NO ONE GETS THIS

DEAL.

LOOK, WHAT IF I PASS ON THIS?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

YOU GONNA DISTRIBUTE IT

YOURSELVES?

>> DUDE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FISH.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW IF WE'RE

TALKING TO OTHER DISTRIBUTORS?

OF COURSE WE ARE.

EVERYBODY KNOWS HER CONTRACT

WITH YOU IS UP.

>> WELL, THE REASON SHE'S ON THE

RISE IS 'CAUSE SHE SIGNED WITH

ME.

I MADE HER THE STAR SHE IS.

>> AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE COMING

TO YOU FIRST, OKAY?

WE DON'T NEED ANY HELP GETTING

THE MOVIE IN THE CAN, OKAY?

WHAT WE NEED IS SOMEONE WITH A

WORLDWIDE MARKETING, HOTEL CHAIN

CLOSE CIRCUITING, SATELLITE

TELEVISION.

I MEAN, ODESSA DOESN'T WANT TO

WASTE HER TIME WITH THAT CRAP,

RIGHT?

SO WE COME TO YOU, AND YOU GET

YOUR DISTRIBUTION FEE.

>> REMEMBER WHEN I FOUND YOU,

YOU WERE 18 YEARS OLD STRIPPING

IN SOME BAR IN SAN BERNARDINO,

WHICH YOU THOUGHT WAS PART OF

LOS ANGELES.

>> I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK

DURING BUSINESS MEETINGS.

[ SIGHS ]

>> OKAY. FINE.

DEAL.

>> SUPER.

LET'S START DRAWING UP SOME

PAPERWORK.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> HEY, JACK.

>> YEAH.

>> CAME BY RIGHT AFTER WORK LIKE

YOU GUYS SAID.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT?

>> YOU WANT TO GO ICE SKATING?

>> YEAH, SURE.

YOU KNOW A RINK?

>> ICE SKATING. ICE. CRYSTAL.

YOU WANT SOME?

>> UH...NO, I'M ALL RIGHT.

I THINK I'LL STICK WITH THE

ECSTASY, YOU KNOW?

IT MAKES ME HAPPY.

>> WHO WANTS TO BE HAPPY ALL THE

TIME?

YOU'LL SEE.

[ LIGHTER FLICKS ]

>> RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

UH, WELL, I'M GONNA CHECK IN ON

ODESSA, OKAY?

>> YEAH.

>> OKAY, THANKS.

AND I JUST CURLED UP IN THE

BACKSEAT, AND TURNS OUT, GUY

PICKS UP HIS CAR EARLY, DRIVES

AWAY, 10 BLOCKS BEFORE I EVEN

WAKE UP, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN

NOTICE ME.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HE THOUGHT I WAS ROBBING HIM.

>> [ GASPS ]

>> I SWEAR.

GOT BACK TO THE GARAGE, THE GUYS

WERE CRACKING UP.

>> THAT'S CRAZY.

>> IT WAS GREAT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ SIGHS ]

I'M SORRY I COULDN'T TAKE YOU TO

A FANCIER PLACE.

>> OH, SHUT UP.

THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU.

YOU'RE A REGULAR GUY.

>> THANKS.

SO, MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU SURE DO LIKE ASKING ME

THINGS, DON'T YOU?

>> YEAH.

I DO. I'M SORRY.

I CAN'T HELP IT.

UM...

SO, WHAT DO YOUR -- WHAT DO YOUR

FOLKS THINK ABOUT THIS?

>> ABOUT WHAT?

>> YOU KNOW, ABOUT -- ABOUT WHAT

YOU DO FOR A LIVING.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[ CHUCKLES ]

UH, I JUST BOUGHT THEM LIKE A

NEW HOUSE LAST YEAR.

>> NO WAY.

>> YEAH.

DUDE, YOU'LL MEET THEM.

MY PARENTS ARE TOTALLY FUCKING

COOL.

>> WOW.

>> MAN, WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT

STORE THAT SELLS MY HAIR

STRAIGHTENER?

>> WHAT ABOUT, UH, THE REST OF

YOUR FAMILY?

WHAT DO THEY SAY?

>> THERE'S, LIKE, ONLY ONE HAIR

STRAIGHTENER THAT ACTUALLY

WORKS.

BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE THE

FUCK THE STORE IS.

>> LIKE, DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS OR

SISTERS?

>> I HAD A LITTLE SISTER.

>> YOU...

YOU H A SISTER?

>> MM-HMM.

OH, SHE KILLED HERSELF.

>> UM...

OH, MY GOD. I'M -- I'M SORRY.

>> JACK'S GETTING PRETTY EDGY.

WE SHOULD GO.

>> OKAY.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

JACK, ARE YOU OKAY TO DRIVE?

>> JACK DRIVES SLOW WHEN HE'S

HIGH, OKAY?

HE ONLY DRIVES LIKE A MANIAC

WHEN HE'S NOT HIGH.

>> OKAY.

>> OH, OKAY, THERE IT IS.

UM, JUST PULL OVER AND LET ME

OUT.

I'LL BE IN THE STORE FOR LIKE A

MINUTE.

I'LL BE OKAY ON MY OWN, JACK.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ACTUALLY FIND

A PARKING SPOT, AND THEN, UM,

MEET ME INSIDE, YEAH?

OKAY. OKAY.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF,

MUSIC STOPS ]

>> SO, JACK...

DID YOU KNOW THAT ODESSA HAD A

SISTER WHO KILLED HERSELF?

>> IN THIS FUCKING WORLD, ARE

YOU KIDDING ME?

TURN ON THE NEWS -- I DON'T KNOW

WHY WE ALL DON'T PUT ONE IN OUR

FUCKING HEADS.

>> SO, DO YOU KNOW WHY, THOUGH?

>> DON'T ASK ODESSA ABOUT

HERSELF.

GIRLS LIE.

THINK TRAGEDY MAKES THEM

INTERESTING.

>> NO, SHE'LL DO THE PROMOTIONAL

TOUR WHEN THE DVD COMES OUT.

YEAH.

OH, HEY, THAT'S MY OTHER LINE.

ARE WE DONE WITH THIS?

OKAY, COOL.

BRIANNA, I GOT A CALL FROM

SOMEBODY ABOUT DOING PRIVATES.

>> HOW MUCH?

>> HIGH ROLLER.

10 GRAND FOR THE NIGHT.

>> LOCAL?

>> NO, YOU GOT TO GO TO HIS

PLACE IN MIAMI.

>> YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO MIAMI

FOR A LOUSY 10 GRAND.

NOW, IF HE WANTS TO BOOK ME FOR

A WEEKEND FOR SAY 100 -- THAT'S

A DIFFERENT STORY.

>> OKAY. LET ME SEE.

YOU KNOW I GET 15%, RIGHT?

>> HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCK YOU

INSTEAD?

>> RATHER HAVE $15,000.

>> YOU NEGOTIATE YOUR FEE WITH

THE CLIENT.

OR CHARGE HIM A BUCK AND A

QUARTER.

I DON'T CARE.

AS LONG AS I NET 100.

>> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN

HISTORY WHERE THE HOOKER IS

BEATING UP ON HER PIMP.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> "YO, BABE, YOU CAN'T TRY AND

STOP DESTINY.

AND ANYONE WHO THINKS HE CAN IS

STRAIGHT LOCO.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, HENRY WAS LOCO, AND YOU'RE

LOCO FOR NOT TRUSTING LOVE.

LOVE?

THIS IS DETROIT, BABE.

WHO'S GOT TIME FOR LOVE?"

DIANE, THIS MOVIE YOU'RE

AUDITIONING FOR IS -- HONEST TO

GOD, IT MIGHT BE THE WORST THING

I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE

LIFE.

>> IT'S A TESTAMENT TO MY SKILL

THAT I DON'T LAUGH WHILE SAYING

THE LINES.

>> IT'S A TESTAMENT TO MY

STOMACH THAT I DON'T VOMIT WHILE

READING IT.

I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.

I THINK THERE'S BETTER DIALOGUE

IN PORN.

>> SAD THING IS, IF I BOOK THIS,

I JUMP FOR JOY.

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.

THIS WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME ON

YOUR RéSUMé.

YEAH, THIS IS THE ONE THAT'S

GONNA PUT YOU OVER THE TOP.

>> THANKS.

THAT MORALE BOOST IS REALLY

GONNA GET ME THROUGH MY SHIFT AT

WORK.

>> I'M SORRY.

I'M -- I'M REALLY SORRY.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, LIKE,

HOW THIS MOVIE'S GETTING MADE,

AND I CAN'T EVEN GET MY SCRIPT

LOOKED AT.

>> YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING HOW

MUCH ODESSA LOVE AND THOSE

PEOPLE MAKE, WHY DON'T YOU ASK

THEM FOR THE MONEY?

>> THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA,

ACTUALLY.

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ MAN WOLF-WHISTLES ]

>> YOU KNOW THAT 40 YEARS AGO

MOST WOMEN WERE HOUSEWIVES?

I'M SERIOUS.

JUST ONE GENERATION BEFORE US,

WOMEN WERE EXPECTED TO STAY

HOME, DO THE HOUSE WORK, TAKE

CARE OF THE KIDS.

>> RIGHT.

>> TIMES CHANGE, YOU KNOW?

I AM USHERING IN A NEW ERA.

PORN STARS ARE STARTING TO GET

RECOGNITION, RESPECT.

WHY SHOULDN'T A WOMAN BE ALLOWED

TO HAVE SEX ON FILM AND NOT BE

JUDGED?

>> YEE-HA.

>> YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SOME

PLACES IN THIS WORLD WHERE WOMEN

HAVE TO BE KEPT UNDER A VEIL AT

ALL TIMES.

IN SOME COUNTRIES, IF A WOMAN IS

CAUGHT CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND,

SHE IS LEGALLY BEATEN TO DEATH

WITH ROCKS.

LEGALLY.

>> UH-HUH.

>> SATELLITE TV, YOU KNOW?

IT'S GONNA MAKE ITS WAY TO THESE

ENSLAVED WOMEN.

WE HAVE GOT TO BEAM PORN ALL

OVER THE GLOBE AND SHOCK THESE

MUSLIMS OUT OF THE MIDDLE AGES.

>> RIGHT.

>> ONE OF YOU BOYS LIKE A LAP

DANCE?

>> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WHY DON'T YOU SKIP THE $40 LAP

DANCE AND, UH, SIT DOWN WITH US

FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, HUH?

I'M J.B.

THIS IS CANNON.

>> CAROLINE.

>> HI, CAROLINE.

YOU KNOW ODESSA LOVE?

ODESSA MAKES 25 GRAND TO STRIP

FOR A ONE-NIGHT APPEARANCE.

>> HALLELUJAH.

>> I HEARD THAT PORN STARS MAKE

THAT.

>> WELL, YOU HEARD RIGHT.

NOW, IF YOU'RE LIKE ME,

CAROLINE, YOU LIKE THE FINER

THINGS IN LIFE.

MATERIAL THINGS, HUH?

YOU LIKE MATERIAL THINGS?

>> I LIKE CLOTHES.

>> WELL, THERE YOU GO.

THE WOMEN WHO I'VE MADE FAMOUS,

NOT ONLY CAN THEY BUY WHATEVER

THEY WANT.

OTHER PEOPLE BUY THINGS FOR

THEM.

SEE, THE BEST-KEPT SECRET IN THE

ADULT-FILM INDUSTRY -- RICH MEN

WHO ARE FANS, THEY WILL PAY LOTS

AND LOTS OF MONEY TO SPEND TIME

WITH YOU.

>> REALLY?

>> OH, YES.

RIGHT?

>> YEE-HA.

>> DON'T LET ARMAND SEE YOU

HELPING US UNLOAD THE TRUCK.

HE'S AFRAID YOU'LL BREAK A NAIL.

>> WHAT?

THIS IS THE FUN PART, MAN.

I WANT TO BE A GRIP.

YOU GO HAVE SEX.

I'M GONNA BE A TEAMSTER.

>> ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE

ALL THE LIGHTING PACKAGES AND

THE EDITING BAYS.

WE -- WE COULD MAKE A REAL MOVIE

IF WE -- IF WE WANTED TO.

>> WE COULD?

>> YEAH.

UM, I HAD THIS SCRIPT.

IT'S LIKE SORT OF A

COMING-OF-AGE FILM ABOUT THESE

FOUR GUYS THAT WENT TO COLLEGE

TOGETHER, AND THEY'RE FACING THE

REAL WORLD, RIGHT, AND LIKE SOME

OF THEM WANT TO GROW UP, SOME OF

THEM DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO

DO WITH THEIR LIVES.

>> YEAH. OH, THAT SOUNDS COOL.

>> YEAH.

I MEAN, WE HAVE TO HIRE

DIFFERENT TALENT, OBVIOUSLY,

BUT, UM, I THINK IT WOULD

ATTRACT SOME MAINSTREAM ACTORS.

SHOOT THE WHOLE THING FOR LIKE

HALF A MILLION DOLLARS, AND IT

WOULD MAKE THAT MUCH BACK IN

LIKE THE FIRST WEEKEND OF

RELEASE.

>> OH.

MAINSTREAM MOVIE, MAN.

THAT'S COOL.

WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE SHOULD JUST DO IT.

DON'T YOU THINK?

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH!

>> HERE.

>> OH.

[ CHUCKLES ] THANKS.

>> SO, IS THAT SOMETHING YOU'D

KIND OF BE INTERESTED IN, MAYBE?

LIKE, UH, FINANCING THE MOVIE?

>> YEAH!

YEAH, SURE!

IT SOUNDS COOL.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU ROCK!

SO -- SO, WE'RE IN THE TRUCK,

AND I GO, UH, "ODESSA, YOU WANT

TO MAKE A REAL MOVIE?

WE COULD MAKE A REAL MOVIE."

AND SHE'S LIKE, "SURE."

IT WAS THAT EASY!

WE'RE DOING IT!

>> OH, MY GOD.

I KNEW YOU'D MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>> I THOUGHT I WAS WASTING MY

TIME WITH THOSE PEOPLE.

>> SO, DO I STILL GET TO PLAY

THE ROLE OF ANDREA, OR DO I HAVE

TO SLEEP WITH THE DIRECTOR

FIRST?

>> UH, YES TO BOTH QUESTIONS.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> WHOSE FREAKIN' IDEA WAS THIS?

>> WELL, WE'RE ALWAYS HANGING

OUT AT THE HOUSE, SO I THOUGHT

IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO GO OUT,

CATCH SOME CULTURE.

>> YEAH.

WHY DO PEOPLE DRINK WINE FOR?

LOOK FREAKIN' SOPHISTICATED OR

SOMETHING?

>> IT'S FREE.

>> I THINK THIS STUFF IS REALLY

COOL.

>> SO, LIKE, INTELLECTUAL AND

STUFF.

>> THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS ART,

BUT IF IT WAS A PHOTOGRAPH, IT

WOULD BE PORNOGRAPHY.

>> WELL, THROUGHOUT HISTORY,

ARTISTS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN

FASCINATED BY THE HUMAN BODY.

>> [ SCOFFS ] COME ON.

IT'S A DICK AND A PUSSY.

YOU KNOW WHERE I SEE THAT SHIT

DRAWN?

JUNIOR-HIGH SCHOOL BATHROOM

WALLS AND JAIL CELLS.

EVERY CELL I EVER BEEN IN,

THERE'S ALWAYS A BIG FUCKING

CRUDE DICK DRAWN ON THE WALL.

>> THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE LOCKED

UP AND YOU CAN'T MAKE BAIL, JUST

AUCTION THE DICK OFF A WALL.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> I KNOW WHAT THIS ARTIST IS

TRYING TO SAY.

THAT SEX, IN AND OF ITSELF, IS

THE GREATEST WORK OF ART OF ALL.

YOU SEE, IT MAKES US FEEL

THINGS.

NAKED HUMAN BODY MOVES US MORE

THAN A PAINTING OR A SCULPTURE

EVER CAN.

SEE, IF MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE,

WANTING SOMETHING THAT MUCH.

THE ONLY THING THAT FEELS BETTER

IS WHEN YOU ARE THE OBJECT OF

THAT DESIRE.

IT'S A HELL OF A THING BEING

WANTED LIKE THAT.

HELL OF A THING.

>> * OUT OF MY HEART

* OUT OF MY HEART

>> NOW, YOU KNOW, SWEETIE, I

CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT YOU'LL BE

ABLE TO BUY A HOUSE LIKE THIS

RIGHT AWAY.

>> I KNOW. I KNOW.

BUT STILL, SOMEDAY, IT WOULD BE

SO DOPE.

>> OH, I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU

DECIDED TO DO THIS.

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GO CRAZY

OVER YOU.

>> YOU REALLY THINK SO?

>> OH, YEAH.

YOU JUST WATCH.

>> I MADE YOU DINNER.

>> HMM.

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GOT TO GO.

>> I PROMISE YOU, AFTER THIS

WEEKEND'S SHOOT, YOU ARE NEVER,

EVER GONNA HAVE TO WORK SO MANY

HOURS AGAIN.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> BYE.

MWAH.

>> BYE, BABY.

>> BYE.

>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS

JUST GONNA BE ME AND YOU IN THE

MOVIE.

>> OH, HONEY BUNS, YOU KNOW IT'S

JUST BUSINESS.

I HAVE TO PUT A NEW FACE IN THE

MOVIE SOMETIMES.

[ GASPS ]

JACK, YOU GOT A DOG?

>> RESCUED HIS ASS.

FUCKING CADDY WAS GONNA SMOKE

HIM.

>> SO CUTE!

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE!

>> AREN'T THOSE DOGS, LIKE,

DANGEROUS?

>> WHAT? ARE YOU PREJUDICED

AGAINST HIM BECAUSE HE'S BLACK?

>> NO, I-I JUST SAW ON TV AND

STUFF HOW THE --

>> GOT TREATED LIKE SHIT WHEN HE

WAS A BABY.

GONNA SHOWER HIM WITH LOVE, TELL

HIM EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.

OTHERWISE THAT HATER MIGHT COME

BACK, YOU KNOW?

WHO'S A GOOD DOGGY?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> WHO'S A GOOD DOGGY?

>> OH, YAY! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.

WE GOT A DOG!

WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA PLAY WITH

IT, LIKE, ALL THE TIME.

>> * I KNOW YOUR PAPA IS PROUD

>> THAT HEROIN -- THAT SHIT

COULD KILL YOU.

[ SNORTS ]

>> THAT METH OR COKE?

>> [ SNIFFS ]

IT'S COKE.

I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON MY

METH USE.

[ SNORTS ]

>> * TOP DOWN, STRAIGHT AHEAD

>> THIS IS IT, MAN.

>> OKAY.

YOU THINK I SHOULD TUCK MY SHIRT

IN OR...?

>> NO, YOU LOOK GREAT.

THESE ARE TOTALLY COOL, NORMAL

PEOPLE.

>> [ SNORTS ]

YOU GUYS WANT SOME?

IT'S GOOD SHIT.

YOU CAN STILL TASTE THE

KEROSENE.

>> NO THANKS.

>> NO. THANK YOU.

>> [ SNORTS ]

>> WHERE IS ODESSA?

>> [ GULPS ]

[ INCOHERENT BABBLE ]

[ SNORTS ]

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> [ SNORTS ]

[ GULPS ]

>> HEY, HONEY.

HEY, VIV.

SHIT.

WHAT DID YOU GUYS TAKE?

>> [ Slurring ] VIVIAN'S LIKE A

SISTER TO ME.

[ SIGHS ]

>> DO YOU GUYS WANT SOME COFFEE

OR SOMETHING?

>> WHAT?

>> NOTHING.

>> [ SNORTS ]

>> DADDY USED TO SNEAK IN OUR

ROOM LIKE THIS.

HE'D WAKE US UP.

WE JUST WANTED TO SLEEP.

HE'D MAKE US...

DO STUFF.

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

>> JACK.

WHAT'D THEY TAKE?

>> H-- [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> WHAT?

>> HEROIN.

>> TOLD YOU SO, MAN.

THESE GIRLS ARE FUCKING HEROIN

ADDICTS.

THEY GOT MOLESTED WHEN THEY WERE

KIDS.

IT'S A FUCKING CLICHé.

>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

>> THAT'S WHY THEY'RE PORN

STARS, 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO ASHAMED

OF THEMSELVES THAT THEY FEEL

LIKE THAT'S HOW THEY DESERVE TO

BE TREATED.

IT'S A --

>> [ BABBLES ]

>> WHAT?

WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

>> CONUNDRUM.

YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE THING

WAS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY?

SPIDER-MAN.

[ SNIFFS ]

DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT USED TO

SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME THE

MOST?

SPIDERS.

>> SEE?

>> WELL, IF ALL THE GIRLS IN

PORN WERE MOLESTED AS KIDS, WHY

DO YOU WATCH IT?

>> I DIDN'T MOLEST THEM.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW BAD

THIS MAKES ME LOOK?

YOU DON'T MAKE IT TO THE

AIRPORT, YOU DON'T CALL?

>> I'M SORRY.

YOU JUST GOT TO RESCHEDULE.

FUCK! STOP!

I JUST CRASHED WITH ANNA LAST

NIGHT, AND THE GUYS, THEY

WOULDN'T LET ME GO HOME.

>> OKAY, BUT YOU DON'T CALL ME?

I COULD HAVE CALLED THE CLIENT.

I COULD HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER

GIRL.

>> FUCK! WHY YOU TRIPPING?

SERIOUSLY, IT'S JUST GONNA MAKE

HIM WANT ME MORE.

YOU KNOW THESE RICH GUYS -- THEY

LIKE TO GET FUCKED WITH.

THEY'RE SO TIRED OF PEOPLE

KISSING THEIR ASS.

>> GET IN THE CAR, ASSHOLE.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE

GONNA DO.

YOU'RE GONNA FLY OUT THERE AND

MAKE IT UP TO HIM.

YOU'RE ONLY A DAY LATE.

JESUS CHRIST.

[ THUD ]

FUCK!

>> BAD MONKEY! BAD MONKEY!

>> JUST THE START FADE FEELS

KIND OF IRONIC TO ME.

>> WELL, YEAH. I MEAN...

>> NO!

>> WHERE'S THE MONEY SHOT?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHERE'S THE

MONEY SHOT?

>> WHERE'S THE MONEY SHOT?

I DON'T -- I DON'T --

>> LOOK AT THE LOG.

IT'S IN BIN 9.

>> I CHECKED THE L--

DUDE, WE HAVE NO COME SHOT.

>> WHAT?!

MOVE YOUR HEAD. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

WE -- WE HAD IT --

HERE.

[ COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING ]

CAPTURED IT...

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

BIN 9, BIN 4.

SEARCH BIN 8.

>> OKAY.

>> HEY. I'M EDIT--

LOOK, BABY, NO ONE IN THIS WORLD

IS MORE EXCITED ABOUT MAKING A

MOVIE THAN ME, ALL RIGHT, BUT

I'VE GOT TO DO A GOOD JOB AND

FINISH EDITING SO EVERYONE'S

HAPPY, OKAY?

LET ME -- I'LL TALK TO YOU

LATER.

I LOVE YOU. BYE.

CHECK BIN 14.

HERE, GET AWAY FROM THIS.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> [ VOMITS ]

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF,

CAR DOOR OPENS ]

>> [ SPITS, COUGHS ]

>> OH, THANK GOD.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING.

HONEY, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE

HOSPITAL ANYWAY, OKAY?

>> FUCK YOU! DON'T TOUCH ME!

>> [ SNIFFS ]

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

HEY. IT'S ME.

YOU WANT TO MAKE A QUICK

100 GRAND?

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

>> YOU HAVE ONE UNHEARD MESSAGE.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

>> HEY, IT'S ME.

UH, GUESS YOU LEFT TOWN, AND I

THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME OR SAY

GOODBYE.

ANYWAY, UH, CALL ME BACK.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

>> MESSAGE DELETED.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

>> HEY, UH, I'M SURE YOUR PLANE

LANDED OR WHATEVER BY NOW.

I LEFT A MESSAGE FIVE HOURS

AGO.

CALL ME BACK IF YOU CAN.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

>> MESSAGE DELETED.

>> I'M HER FUCKING BODYGUARD.

YOU DON'T SEND HER OFF ALL

ALONE.

THAT'S BULLSHIT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S MY FUCKING JOB TO

MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S OKAY.

>> IT'S MY FUCKING JOB TO SET UP

THESE PRIVATE SESSIONS.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK SHE

CAN AFFORD THIS HOUSE THAT YOU

GET TO LIVE IN FOR FREE?

>> HEY, I EARN MY KEEP, PAL.

YOU BETTER PRAY THAT SHE'S ALL

RIGHT, OR IT'S YOUR ASS.

>> OKAY, JACK, SAVE THE

POSTURING FOR SOMEBODY WHO GIVES

A SHIT.

>> WHERE'S ODESSA?

>> FUCKING GUY SENDS HER OFF ON

A PRIVATE SESSION WITHOUT ME.

>> WHAT'S A...PRIVATE SESSION?

>> SHE'S FUCKING SOME RICH GUY

IN MIAMI, AND ASSHEAD SENT HER

ALL BY HERSELF.

>> HE'S -- HE'S NOT A FUCKING

RI--

HE'S A CLIENT!

SHE KNOWS THE GUY, FOR CHRIST'S

SAKE!

>> HERE. LET ME HAVE THIS.

>> OH. [ CHUCKLES ] THANKS.

>> THIS IS SUCH A PLEASANT

SURPRISE.

>> YEAH!

>> HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

>> OH, I'VE BEEN GREAT.

UM, HOW IS THE BUSINESS SITE?

I KNOW YOU TRIED TO TELL ME

BEFORE, BUT IT WAS KIND OF --

>> PLEASE.

LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT BUSINESS.

I'M HERE TO ENJOY MYSELF.

>> WELL, YES, OF COURSE.

UM, I'M JUST GONNA GO AND USE

THE LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM REAL

QUICK.

>> I THINK CHRISTY IS IN THERE.

CHRISTY MIST?

SHE WILL BE JOINING US, TOO.

>> OH.

>> THIS IS SUCH A THRILL FOR ME.

ODESSA LOVE, PORN STAR OF THE

YEAR 2007, AND CHRISTY MIST,

PORN STAR OF THE YEAR 1989.

MY TWO FAVORITES.

DON'T TELL CHRISTY THAT I AM

PAYING YOU 100 GRAND.

SHE'S GETTING 1,000 BUCKS.

>> HMM.

>> SAD HOW SHE JUST DISAPPEARED

FROM THE LIMELIGHT.

I THINK SHE STILL LOOKS GREAT.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

YEAH?

YEAH. UH-HUH.

>> * SIMILAR SCARS

* I KNOW

* IT'S OKAY

* I'LL BE FINE

* WAITING FOR ANYTHING

* TURN ME ON

* TURN ME ON

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

>> HONEY, WHAT THE FUCK?

I LEFT TWO MESSAGES

YESTERDAY --

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

>> MESSAGE DELETED.

>> * TURN ME ON

[ HAMMER POUNDING ]

>> YOU'RE FIXING THE DECK?

>> YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING

ABOUT THE LOOSE NAILS.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

SO, UM...

YOU KNEW WHERE I WAS ALL

WEEKEND?

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> ARE YOU...

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

>> HEY, YOU DON'T JUDGE ME FOR

FIXING BRAKES, DO YOU?

AND IF I WERE A JANITOR MAKING

A LIVING USING MY BODY TO MOP

FLOORS AND EMPTY TRASH, WELL,

MOST PEOPLE WOULD LOOK DOWN ON

THAT.

BUT YOU WOULDN'T LOOK DOWN ON A

JANITOR.

YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON.

SO I'M TRYING NOT TO JUDGE YOU

DOING WHAT YOU DO.

BUT IF IT'S BUGGING YOU, IF YOU

DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT,

THEN -- THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD

QUIT.

I DON'T KNOW.

IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE ENOUGH

MONEY SAVED UP.

YOU COULD OPEN UP A COFFEE SHOP

OR A PET STORE, WHATEVER.

THAT'S ONLY IF THIS ISN'T THE

LIFE YOU WANT.

IF IT'S NOT THE LIFE YOU WANT,

THEN...

THEN YOU AND ME, LET'S FIND A

LIFE WE WANT TOGETHER.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

REALLY? YOU -- YOU MEAN THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH.

>> * WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING,

YOU'RE AS PEACEFUL AS CAN BE *

* WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, YOU ARE

KIND *

* I COULD BE SOMEONE WHO LETS

YOU SLEEP ALL MORNING *

* I COULD BE SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER

HARD TO FIND *

>> YOU FUCKING BITCH.

YOU FUCKING WHORE.

WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING

BITCH!

YOU STEAL MY FUCKING CLIENT?

MY FUCKING CLIENT?!

YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS GONNA BE ON

TOP, YOU KNOW.

IT'S GONNA FUCKING END FOR YOU.

WATCH.

YEAH, YOU THINK YOU'RE SUCH

FUCKING HOT SHIT, YOU FUCKING

WHORE!

FUCKING -- AAH!

GET OFF ME, JACK!

GET THE FUCK OFF ME!

YOU PIECE OF SHIT, GET THE FUCK

OFF ME!

YOU FUCKING WHORE!

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

JACK, LET ME GO!

>> * AND IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH

YOU, I'LL MAKE THIS VERY QUICK *

* IF IT'S TOO TIGHT ON YOU,

I'LL TAKE IT OUT A BIT *

* THIS IS THE NIGHT THAT YOU

>> BEEN UP ALL NIGHT?

>> YEAH.

MY MOVIE, I-I SEE THE WHOLE

THING IN MY HEAD.

I WANT A GOOD BOOK.

I WANT A GOOD STORY.

WHAT A WORK OF ART DOES.

MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT

ALONE.

>> YOU'RE NOT.

>> * NIGHTS GO BY WITHOUT

SOUND *

* WHERE AM I WHEN ALL THOSE

VISIONS COME TO HAUNT ME? *

>> [ SIGHS ]

ARMAND?

>> HMM?

>> DO YOU THINK I SHOULD QUIT?

>> QUIT WHAT?

GETTING HIGH? SMOKING?

>> NO.

[ SIGHS ] THE BUSINESS.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.

>> I'M SERIOUS.

>> YEAH, I THINK YOU SHOULD

QUIT.

>> REALLY?

>> YES, I DO.

BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.

YOU'VE BEEN A FREE AGENT FOR

LESS THAN A MONTH.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY MEMBERS WE

HAVE PAYING $19.95 A MONTH FOR

YOUR NEW WEBSITE IN THE FIRST

TWO AND A HALF, WHAT, THREE

WEEKS?

3,000.

THAT'S FROM ONE ADULT-VIDEO-NEWS

WEBSITE AND INTERNET WORD OF

MOUTH ALONE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT

IS A MONTH?

$60,000 A MONTH.

FORGET ABOUT THE MOVIES THAT

WE'RE MAKING.

>> YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, WHAT IF I

JUST WANT TO QUIT NOW, THOUGH?

>> OKAY, ODIE...

[ SIGHS ]

WHY WOULD YOU -- WHY WOULD YOU

WANT TO QUIT NOW?

I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN UNDER

CONTRACT FOR TWO YEARS.

YOU WERE MAKING J.B. RICH.

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE YOU

RICH.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> WEBSITE, NEW MOVIES, YOU FLY

OUT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, YOU DO

SOME PRIVATE SHOWS.

WHEN YOU'VE GOT EIGHT FIGURES IN

REAL ESTATE AND GOVERNMENT

SECURITIES INSIDE OF THREE

YEARS, THEN YOU CAN QUIT.

>> WHAT'S EIGHT FIGURES?

>> EIGHT -- [ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S MILLIONS.

DOUBLE-DIGIT MILLIONS.

10, 20, 30 -- BETWEEN

$10 MILLION AND $100 MILLION.

IT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

IT'S SO MUCH MONEY.

YOU CAN LIVE JUST OFF THE

INTEREST ALONE OF AN IRON-CLAD

TRUST.

YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE DONE.

>> THANKS.

>> WHAT? STOP IT. THANK YOU.

[ RADIO CHATTER ]

>> HEY!

>> COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT.

>> OH, GOSH.

>> ODIE, REMEMBER THE WEEKEND OF

THE 11th, YOU GOT THE CLUB

OPENING OUT IN SAN DIEGO.

>> I'M SURE YOU'LL REMIND ME.

>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

OH, AND TODAY, THE GUY THEY'RE

BRINGING IN?

>> UH-HUH.

>> BIGGEST MALE PORN STAR IN

LATIN AMERICA.

HE'S GONNA OPEN YOU UP TO A

WHOLE NEW MARKET.

>> AYE, YI, YI.

>> THANKS.

>> AREN'T YOU BUSY.

>> I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE, JEN.

IT'S CRAZY TODAY.

THERE ARE SO MANY SCENES WE'RE

DOING ON SET.

>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE FINE.

YOU ARE OKAY.

HOW MUCH YOU HAVE LEFT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, HONEY.

ALL RIGHT, UM...

SHIT, I LEFT MY BRONZER WITH

PETER.

HOLD ON.

>> OKAY.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

>> SO...

I KNOW YOU HAD THIS SCHEDULED

AND ALL, BUT...

I THOUGHT, UH...

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA QUIT.

>> MM, NAH. FUCK THAT.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

>> I'VE HEARD THAT YOUR PARENTS

ARE GONNA BE IN TOWN.

>> YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]

I AM SO EXCITED.

MY MOM IS GOING TO LOVE SHOPPING

AT RODEO DRIVE, SO I CAN'T WAIT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

HI, PETER, PETER THE PUNISHER.

MWAH.

>> I WOULD HUG YOU, BUT I'M --

I'M ALL OILED UP.

>> WOW. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

>> GREAT! GREAT.

WHEN ARE WE GONNA GO

SNOWBOARDING AGAIN?

>> OH, MY GOD. I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?

WE SHOULD GO BACK TO BIG BEAR

AND, LIKE, GET THAT BIG HOUSE.

GONNA BE A BLAST.

>> OH, CAN WE?

>> YEAH, OF COURSE.

>> OKAY, GOOD.

>> BONEY, BONEY MONTANA.

>> PETER THE PUNISHER!

MAN, COMO ESTá.

OH, THE BEAUTIFUL ODESSA. MMM.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

>> YOU ARE GONNA LOVE WORKING

WITH HER, YOU KNOW?

I DID HER FIRST ANAL SCENE.

>> SO, YOU AND I ARE GONNA HIT

THAT, HUH?

>> OH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> NICE.

>> LOVE IT.

>> I DO. I LOVE IT.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT

ACTUALLY MAKES ME COME FROM --

NO, REALLY.

>> HE'S THE PUNISHER.

>> I SWEAR!

>> JACK.

JACK.

JACK, THAT'S LIKE A 50-FOOT DROP

ON THE OTHER SIDE.

JACK, CAN YOU COME DOWN FROM

THERE, PLEASE?

I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.

JUST SEEING YOU THERE MAKES ME

NERVOUS.

PLEASE.

>> MY PEOPLE -- WE DON'T HAVE

THAT GENE.

NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.

THAT'S WHAT MADE US GOOD

IRONWORKERS.

MY GRANDPA TOLD ME THEY DIDN'T

EVEN USE HARNESSES BACK IN THE

DAY.

>> OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE NOT

WORKING ON A SKYSCRAPER.

YOU'RE A BODYGUARD TO ODESSA.

AND DYING WOULD MAKE IT

DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO DO YOUR

JOB.

>> YOU KNOW, THE IRONWORKERS

WERE DOWN THERE, GROUND ZERO,

AFTER THE TOWERS FELL.

WE WERE HELPING THE FIREMEN CUT

THROUGH THE WRECKAGE, TRYING TO

FIND PEOPLE.

EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT

SEPTEMBER 11th.

I WAS THERE THE 12th, THE 13th,

THE 14th.

>> OKAY, THAT'S COOL WHAT YOU

DID, BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT

INSIDE?

>> THEY HAD SPECIAL DOGS TO,

LIKE, SNIFF AROUND AND TRY AND

FIND PEOPLE.

SPECIALLY TRAINED DOGS.

AND THIS ONE DOG, ITS ONLY

MISSION IN LIFE WAS TO FIND...

[ Voice breaking ] IT HAD ONE

FUCKING JOB, AND IT COULDN'T

FIND A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE.

SO I TOLD THE FIREMEN TO BURY ME

IN SOME WOOD AND SHIT, THEN THEY

LET THE DOG FIND ME.

[ BELL RINGS ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> OPEN UP, GAY WAD!

WHERE DID YOU AND J.B. FIND THAT

GIRL?

SHE'S HOLDING UP THE WHOLE DAY

OF SHOOTING.

>> OUR SCENE UP YET?

>> UH, NOT EVEN CLOSE.

SHE CAN'T EVEN SUCK A DICK.

ODESSA HAD TO SHOW HER HOW TO DO

IT.

IT'S PATHETIC.

>> SHE SUCKED GOOD.

I MEAN, SHE DIDN'T SUCK AT IT.

>> UH, ODESSA'S GONNA BE SO OVER

HER IF SHE JUST LAYS THERE LIKE

AN INFLATABLE FUCK DUMMY.

PBBBT!

>> THAT'S SOMETHING.

>> YEAH.

SHE'S NOT SEXY.

THIS MOVIE IS NOT GONNA MAKE THE

NUMBERS THAT ODESSA'S USED TO.

AND WHO IS GONNA WANT TO WATCH A

STRING-BEAN FUCKING TWAT FACE?

>> MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD,

DARLIN'.

REMEMBER OUR NEED TO MAKE MAN'S

NUMBER-ONE HOBBY JERKING THE

FUCK OFF.

>> YOU KNOW, YOU WEARING THAT

HAT EVEN WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING.

YOU NOT ONLY LOOK FUCKING

RETARDED.

YOU LOOK RETARDED FUCKING.

>> NEVER TAKE IT OFF, COWGIRL.

IT'S MY TRADEMARK.

>> I WANT A TRADEMARK.

WHAT DO YOU THINK MINE SHOULD

BE?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

[ DOG PANTING ]

>> IS THAT HEROIN?

>> BETTER.

TESTOSTERONE.

YOU WANT SOME?

>> NO.

THANKS.

>> LISTEN.

WOMEN ARE MOODY.

BEST THING YOU COULD DO -- JUST

COME BACK WHEN THEY'RE IN A

BETTER MOOD, YOU KNOW?

THEY GOT A BUSINESS MEETING

TOMORROW AT THE STUDIO, SO STOP

BY.

YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME, LIKE WE'RE

FRIENDS OR SOMETHING.

>> YEAH, OKAY.

>> CAN WE FOCUS, PEOPLE?

WE GOT TO SHOOT TOMORROW.

LET'S GET SERIOUS.

>> YOU'RE FOCUSING ON THE FORM

WHEN YOU SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON

THE CONTENT.

>> IT LOOKED GREAT YESTERDAY.

>> NO, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE'S RIGHT.

WE SHOULD BE THINKING LESS ABOUT

ALL THAT COSTUMES AND THAT SHIT

AND WORRY ABOUT THE ACTUAL SEX

ACTS.

>> WHAT'S UP, EVERYONE?

>> WHAT DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO

BE SEX SCENE, SEX SCENE, SEX

SCENE?

WHY DON'T WE TRY TO CUT IT UP A

LITTLE BIT?

YOU KNOW, WE START WITH A

HARDCORE GANG BANG, RIGHT, AND

THEN WE PARLAY INTO A SOFT

GUY/GIRL SCENE.

BUT THEN FOR NARRATIVE PURPOSES,

WE CUT TO A-A FLASHBACK OF THE

TWO GIRLS MEETING, LIKE SORT --

>> NO, NO, NO.

ZIG, COME ON.

IT'S NOT A REAL MOVIE, OKAY?

IT'S PORN.

>> WE ALWAYS DO THIS.

ZIGGY, HE'S -- HE'S A REAL

DIRECTOR.

>> YOU DIRECT REAL MOVIES?

>> YEAH.

WHICH ACTUALLY REMINDS ME --

>> YEAH, LIKE ANY HOLLYWOOD

MOVIE IS REAL.

DO ME A FAVOR.

IF YOU MAKE AN ACTION MOVIE --

>> I'M NOT MAKING AN ACTION

MOVIE, JACK.

>> CAN WE TALK ABOUT TOMORROW'S

MOVIE RIGHT NOW, PLEASE?

>> WELL, STILL, TELL THE

HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE THIS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'VE SEEN THIS

IN LIKE 100 MOVIES.

A GUY COMES UP BEHIND A GUY AND

TWISTS HIS NECK AND INSTANTLY

KILLS HIM -- THAT'S BULLSHIT.

IT DOESN'T WORK.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> WELL, NO, I'M JUST SAYING,

SERIOUSLY.

OTHERWISE, WHY WOULD GUYS IN

JAIL BE FILING DOWN SPOONS AND

STABBING EACH OTHER?

EVERY PRISON MURDER -- YOU JUST

WALK UP BEHIND A GUY, TWIST HIS

NECK.

BELIEVE ME, GUYS IN PRISON, THEY

KNOW EVERY WAY THERE IS TO KILL

A GUY.

MAGIC HEAD TWIST DON'T WORK.

>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

I'LL MAKE SURE THAT, UH, ZIGGY

GETS A MEMO TO THE, UH,

HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE.

>> GOOD.

>> NOW, THEN, WE, UH, WE GOT TO

PAY ATTENTION TO SOME OF THESE

NEW GIRLS WE SIGNED TO THE

LABEL.

HOW DO WE BREAK THEM IN?

[ RADIO CHATTER IN DISTANCE ]

>> COPS!

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> WHAT ABOUT ODESSA?

>> UNDERCOVER COPS.

THEY COULD BUST ME FOR PAROLE

VIOLATIONS AND TEST MY URINE.

IT'S THIS NEW FUCKING LAW.

IT'S FUCKING WITH THE WHOLE

INDUSTRY.

EVERY PHOTO -- IT'S GOT TO HAVE

A RELEASE IN IT THE GIRLS ARE

OVER 18.

>> THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?

>> YEAH. IT'S HYPOCRISY.

YOU THINK THEY'D DO THIS TO A

FUCKING VICTORIA'S SECRET OR A

BRIDE IN TARGET? NO.

>> OKAY, LET'S GET THIS CHARADE

OVER WITH.

I'M RUNNING A LEGAL BUSINESS

HERE.

>> WE'LL DECIDE THAT.

GO.

>> THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?

>> MAINSTREAM AMERICAN

CAPITALISM -- THEY'RE THE

BIGGEST PORNOGRAPHISTS OF ALL.

AND WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, NO

LESS.

RUNWAY MODELS, GIRLS ON

BILLBOARDS AND MAGAZINE ADS --

THEY'RE 14, THEY'RE 15, THEY'RE

16, AND FOR WHAT?

THEY USED TO SELL CARS AND

FURNITURE.

WE GOT TO DO WHAT THEY LEAST

EXPECT AND RUN RIGHT PAST THEM.

>> JACK, THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD

IDEA.

>> DID YOU EVER HEARD OF

ROMAN POLANSKI?

>> OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF HIM.

>> GAVE DRUGS TO A 14-YEAR-OLD

GIRL, RAPED HER, LEAVES THE

COUNTRY.

WHAT DOES HE DO?

HE MAKES A MOVIE ABOUT THE

HOLOCAUST.

THEY GIVE HIM AN OSCAR.

MEANWHILE, ME AND YOU ARE

DUCKING BEHIND THIS ALLEY.

>> JACK --

>> THESE DICKHEADS SHOULD BE OUT

CATCHING FUCKING CHILD

MOLESTERS, NOT FUCKING CHASING

AFTER US.

>> OKAY, JACK, THAT'S VERY NICE.

CAN WE THINK OF A WAY OUT OF

HERE?

>> DON'T WORRY.

WE AIN'T GOING TO JAIL.

>> HEY, YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD GO

A WHOLE LOT FASTER IF YOU JUST

LET ME GO THROUGH IT WITH YOU.

>> SIR, I JUST NEED YOU NOT TO

INTERFERE.

>> THIS INDUSTRY MAKES

A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.

DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD MESS

THAT UP BY STICKING A

17-YEAR-OLD IN MY MOVIE?

COME ON, MAN.

>> JUST PLEASE STAY OUT OF THE

WAY, SIR.

>> YOU'RE NOT EVEN -- THE HARD

COPIES ARE ON THE TOP LEFT.

THE PHOTOS ARE THE SAME FOLDER.

FOR EVERY FILM AND PICTURE,

THERE'S A REFERENCE NUMBER FOR A

DRIVER'S LICENSE --

>> SIR, I AM NOT GONNA ASK YOU

AGAIN.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> STAY CALM, MAN.

THERE'S NO POINT IN FREAKING

OUT.

HEY, DID ODESSA TELL YOU ABOUT

MY MOVIE YET?

>> NO.

J.B. WANTS YOU TO SHOOT "NAUGHTY

NEIGHBOR GANGBANG VOLUME 7,"

WHICH IS TOTALLY FINE.

JUST MAKE SURE THERE'S NO

SCHEDULING CONFLICTS.

>> NO, MY -- MY NARRATIVE FILM,

THE MAINSTREAM ONE.

>> YOU MAKING A REAL MOVIE?

>> YEAH, YEAH. IT'S AWESOME.

IT'S LIKE A COMING-OF-AGE STORY,

BUT IT'S FOUR GUYS, RIGHT?

THEY WENT TO COLLEGE TOGETHER,

AND NOW THEY'RE IN THE REAL

WORLD, SO THEY'RE LIKE -- ONE OF

THEM'S SORT OF MORE DIRECTED

TOWARDS --

>> MM-HMM. YEAH, THAT'S --

COOL. THAT SOUNDS REAL COOL.

>> UM, ANYWAY, I'M THINKING WE

COULD PROBABLY BRING IT IN FOR

LIKE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS.

I WANT TO SHOOT IT ON SUPER 16

SO IT HAS THAT GRAINY, LIKE,

EUROPEAN '30s LOOK.

>> WE? WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHO'S "WE"?

WHAT'S THIS?

>> ODESSA IS FINANCING IT.

IT'S HER -- HER FIRST FORAY INTO

FEATURE FILMS, MAN.

>> NO, MAN. NO.

NO WAY.

>> ARE YOU CRAZY?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH

MONEY YOU'LL MAKE OFF A

HIGH-QUALITY FEATURE?

>> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE I DON'T

KNOW THAT BUSINESS, OKAY, ZIG?

I KNOW THIS BUSINESS.

I MAKE PORN MOVIES AT $20,000 A

POP.

I SELL 40,000 COPIES FOR $20

EACH WHOLESALE.

THAT'S $800,000.

4,000% RETURN ON INVESTMENT.

MORE PROFITABLE THAN ANYTHING IN

THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

>> SHE ALREADY SAID YEAH.

>> OH, COME ON.

ZIGGY, WE'RE STARTING A NEW

COMPANY, OKAY?

WE DON'T HAVE A HALF A MILLION

TO JUST GO TESTING NEW WATERS.

OKAY, ZIGGY, HOW LONG WILL

ODESSA BE THE HOT, NEW THING?

RIGHT? NOT FOREVER.

MAYBE NOT EVEN A YEAR.

BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, THERE

COULD BE SOMEBODY ELSE IN HER

SHOES, OKAY?

WE HAVE TO CAPITALIZE ON IT NOW.

>> SHE WANTS TO DO IT.

>> OH, SHE WANTS TO -- HOW CARES

WHAT SHE WANTS?

WHO TAKES CARE OF HER?

THAT FREAK JACK?

THE -- THE MECHANIC KID, THE NEW

BOY?

NO, I DO. ME.

>> YEAH, 'CAUSE IT MAKES YOU

RICH.

>> YES.

YES, IT DOES.

AND I ONLY GET RICH IF SHE GETS

RICH.

AND THE RICHER I MAKE HER, THE

EASIER IT'LL BE FOR YOU TO GET A

HALF A MIL OUT OF HER NEXT YEAR,

ALL RIGHT?

>> ALL THESE JEWS ALWAYS

RATTLING ON ABOUT SIX MILLION

KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST.

FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED HALF A

CENTURY AGO.

MEANWHILE, 10 MILLION KIDS,

THEY'RE BEING MOLESTED EVERY

DAY.

ARE WE HUNTING THOSE NAZIS TILL

THE END OF THE EARTH?

NO. THEY LIVE AMONGST US.

WHY AIN'T THE GOVERNMENT HUNTING

THEM DOWN AND KILLING THEM?

>> JACK, WE'RE FUCKING

HANDCUFFED, SO CAN YOU PLEASE

STOP RAMBLING ON ABOUT THE JEWS

RUNNING HOLLYWOOD?

>> WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

I DON'T HATE JEWS.

I HATE EVERYBODY.

AND THE JEWS DON'T EVEN FUCKING

RUN HOLLYWOOD ANYMORE.

>> FINE.

BUT WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT

THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW.

>> THREE GROUPS RUN HOLLYWOOD

NOW -- THE GAYS, THE A.A.

FREAKS, AND THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.

THAT'S WHY I'D NEVER MAKE IT IN

HOLLYWOOD.

'CAUSE THREE THINGS I AIN'T EVER

GONNA DO -- SUCK DICK, QUIT

DRINKING, OR BELIEVE THAT ALIEN

SPACE GHOSTS HAUNT MY BRAIN FROM

PLANET MONGO.

>> OH, PLEASE SHUT UP!

>> WOULD YOU RELAX?

THEY'RE NOT TAKING US TO JAIL.

>> FUCK YOU VERY MUCH FOR

COMING.

GOOD TO SEE OUR TAX DOLLARS AT

WORK.

WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THE CASE

THERE?

SOME SAMPLES?

THE GAY STUFF? YOU CAN TELL ME.

>> I JUST REALLY HAD MY HEART

SET ON MAKING IT.

>> WELL, IT'S -- IT'S NOT LIKE

HE SAID NO, YOU CAN'T DO IT.

HE JUST SAID THAT WE HAVE TO

WAIT A YEAR.

>> IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE

WROTE ANYTHING I EVEN CARE

ABOUT.

TOLD A STORY INSTEAD OF JUST

VIDEOTAPED FUCKING.

>> HMM.

WELL, GOSH, ZIGGY, YOU'VE

WAITED -- YOU'VE WAITED THIS

LONG.

A YEAR IS GONNA GO BY SO FAST.

IT'LL BE HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW

IT.

I PROMISE YOU.

NEXT YEAR, WE ARE SO GONNA BE

MAKING YOUR MOVIE.

>> IT DOES GIVE ME MORE TIME TO

WORK ON THE SCREENPLAY.

>> YEAH.

EXACTLY.

>> [ SNIFFS ]

>> YOU KNOW WHO I HATE THE MOST?

CATHOLICS.

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH -- SINGLE

LARGEST ORGANIZATION IN WORLD

HISTORY TO HIDE AND PROTECT

CHILD MOLESTERS.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO IF THEY

FIND A PRIEST MOLESTING KIDS?

THEY JUST MOVE HIM TO ANOTHER

CHURCH.

THEN HE RUINS THE LIVES OF KIDS

IN ANOTHER CITY.

THE SHIT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR

YEARS.

EVERY EVIL FUCKING RANKING

MEMBER OF THAT ORGANIZATION

KNEW.

>> I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU

GETTING USED, GETTING STRUNG

ALONG AND LIED TO.

>> IT'S JUST GETTING POSTPONED.

MOVIES GET POSTPONED ALL THE

TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.

>> YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT

PORN STAR TELLS YOU, BUT YOU

DON'T BELIEVE YOUR WIFE?

>> CAN YOU JUST TRY TO BE A

LITTLE MORE SUPPORTIVE?

>> I AM BEING SUPPORTIVE.

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE THAT CARE

ABOUT EACH OTHER DO -- THEY'RE

HONEST WITH EACH OTHER.

EVEN IF IT HURTS.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN

ODESSA'S ROOM?

>> SHE SAID I COULD WEAR

WHATEVER OF HER CLOTHES I

WANTED.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

DON'T EVEN THINK OF TRYING TO

KEEP THEM.

>> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO,

WHORE.

>> YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE.

>> YOU'RE A FUCKING SLUT!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ GASPS ]

OH, THAT LOOKS SO CUTE ON YOU!

>> I TOLD HER SHE HAS TO PUT IT

BACK WHEN SHE'S DONE TRYING IT

ON.

>> WHY? SHE CAN HAVE IT.

SHE LOOKS CUTE IN IT.

YOU SHOULD TRY THIS ONE ON.

>> OH, MY GOD. YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> THAT'S TOTALLY CUTE.

>> IT IS. IT'S SUPER CUTE.

>> OH, COME ON.

>> YOU LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING,

DON'T YOU?

>> OH, SHUT UP.

I SO DO NOT.

>> YES, YOU DO.

>> NO, I DON'T. TRUST ME.

>> HEY. ARMAND JUST DROPPED US

OFF.

WE SPENT ALL NIGHT IN JAIL.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN CHARGE US WITH

ANYTHING.

>> DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK?

>> THE DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN.

>> I LIKE THESE SHOES, BUT DOES

IT GO WITH THIS, YOU THINK?

>> YEAH.

>> HI. EXCUSE ME.

IN THE YELLOW? YEAH, HI.

CAN I HAVE A MINUTE ALONE WITH

ODESSA, PLEASE?

>> BUT MY PARENTS ARE ABOUT TO

BE HERE ANY SECOND, OKAY?

I'M JUST TRYING TO GET READY.

>> YEAH, AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO

TALK TO YOU, SO CAN WE PLEASE

JUST HAVE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE

THEY GET HERE?

>> I'LL GO ROLL A JOINT.

>> YEAH. THANKS.

HEY, CAN YOU STOP LOOKING AT

CLOTHES AND LOOK AT ME, PLEASE?

>> WHAT?

WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM

ME, WILLIAM?

>> I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU

SMILE!

THAT'S ALL!

YOU USED TO LAUGH AT ALL MY

JOKES.

YOU USED TO BE HAPPY JUST TO

HAVE ME AROUND.

YOU USED TO SMILE JUST BEING

AROUND ME.

AND NOW IT'S LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,

YOU HATE ME OR YOU SAY I'M

ANNOYING.

WHY AM I ANNOYING?

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

IS THAT SO HORRIBLE?

IS THAT WHY YOU DON'T WANT ME

AROUND?

YOU DON'T THINK YOU DESERVE TO

BE LOVED?

>> [ SCOFFS ]

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

[ GASPS ]

MY PARENTS ARE HERE!

[ SQUEALS ]

>> HELLO!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HEY!

>> MOM!

>> OH, MY GOD!

HELLO!

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

DADDY!

>> OH, MY LITTLE GIRL!

HI, BABY!

>> OH, THIS IS CAROLINE.

>> HI, DAD.

>> OH, MY.

WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU,

TOO.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> HOW ABOUT THAT?

>> NO, NO, NO. LET ME TAKE THIS.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE HOUSE.

>> HI.

>> HI.

>> WILLIAM.

>> WILLIAM.

WILLIAM, I'M GEORGE.

THIS IS WENDY.

>> HI.

>> WELL, UM, LET ME TAKE YOUR

LUGGAGE.

>> OH, THE GUEST HOUSE IS ALL

READY.

>> YES.

YOU'RE STAYING IN THE GUEST

HOUSE.

NO, NO, NO.

>> WOW. HOW ABOUT THAT?

>> HEY. HEY.

DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS A LITTLE

STRANGE?

>> LET GO OF ME, WILLIAM.

>> HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA GO ON?

>> I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

>> YOU REALLY DON'T THINK ANYONE

SHOULD LOVE YOU, DO YOU?

>> WHAT?

>> YOU REALLY DON'T THINK ANYONE

SHOULD LOVE YOU, DO YOU?

>> GET OUT!

>> NO!

>> GET OUT, OR I'LL HAVE JACK

THROW YOU OUT!

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

JACK'S MY FRIEND!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

I'M HIS FRIEND.

YOU'RE NOBODY!

>> NO, YOU'RE HIS BOSS!

YOU PAY HIM!

LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP SHOULDN'T

EVER HAVE MONEY CHANGE HANDS,

BUT YOU'VE BEEN PROSTITUTING

YOURSELF TOO LONG TO KNOW THE

FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

>> GET OUT.

GET OUT!

>> OKAY, BABY.

>> GET OUT!

GET OUT, AND DON'T YOU EVER,

EVER COME BACK HERE!

>> HONEY, I'M SORRY.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

DON'T YOU FUCKING "HONEY" ME.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, SO GET

THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

>> * UNTIL YOU'RE OVER ME

* YEAH, YES, OVER ME

* YEAH, OH

* UNTIL YOU'RE OVER ME

>> YOU GOT FUCKING ARRESTED?

>> WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

THEY DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES

AGAINST ME OR ANYBODY.

>> YOU GOT FIRED FROM YOUR JOB

LAST WEEK.

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LOOKING FOR A

NEW ONE.

YOU GONNA EVEN BE ABLE TO PAY

THE RENT THIS MONTH?

>> YOU KNOW, I'M SICK OF YOUR

JEALOUSY, OKAY?

JUST -- I'M IN LOVE, MAN.

WHY CAN'T -- WHY CAN'T YOU BE

HAPPY FOR ME?

>> OKAY, SO YOU'RE HAVING GREAT

SEX.

I'M -- I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

I AM.

BUT THAT'S NOT LOVE.

>> LOOK, SHE JUST NEEDS A GOOD

PERSON IN HER LIFE, A GOOD MAN.

>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOOD?

>> YEAH!

>> WHAT MAKES YOU GOOD?

THE FACT THAT YOU'RE POOR AND

YOU'RE AVERAGE-LOOKING?

>> YOU'RE A DICK.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT A GOOD PERSON

IS?

A GOOD PERSON IS LIKE, I DON'T

KNOW, LIKE THAT GAY GUY NEXT

DOOR WHO'S ALWAYS VOLUNTEERING

FOR PROJECT ANGEL FOOD, BRINGING

MEALS TO OLD PEOPLE WHO DON'T

HAVE ANYBODY.

THAT'S A GOOD PERSON.

>> WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.

>> I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.

YOU CAN'T LOVE A PORN STAR EVEN

IF SHE DOESN'T DUMP YOU.

>> SHE'S NOT GOING TO DUMP ME!

>> HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT!

SHE GETS PAID TO HAVE GUYS COME

ON HER FACE!

[ GRUNTS ]

GET OFF OF ME!

>> FUCK YOU!

>> FUCK YOU!

>> YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

>> GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!

>> YOU'RE BEING -- YOU'RE BEING

SO IRRATIONAL.

JUST STOP PACKING YOUR BAGS, AND

WE'LL DISCUSS IT LIKE HUMAN

BEINGS.

>> YOU DON'T JUST WORK WITH

HOOKERS/PORN STARS.

YOU HANG OUT WITH THEM.

>> AND WHAT DID I SAY?

I SAID I WON'T HANG OUT WITH

THEM, DIANE.

I WILL NOT HANG OUT WITH MY --

>> YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WITH

PEOPLE WHO LIE TO EACH OTHER AND

LIE TO THEMSELVES, AND THAT

BECOMES THE NORM.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?

>> WHAT?

>> WHEN ODESSA SAID SHE'D GIVE

ME HALF A MILLION DOLLARS TO

MAKE THE MOVIE, YOU DIDN'T CARE.

YOU DIDN'T JUMP DOWN MY THROAT.

I CAME HOME.

YOU DIDN'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT

ABOUT ME --

>> WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

>> I JUST DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S

DIFFERENT FROM BEING A WHORE.

>> [ GASPS ]

THE MAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH

WOULD NEVER, EVER HAVE SPOKEN

THAT WAY.

YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT, BUT

YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M SO -- I'M REALLY -- I'M SO

SORRY, DIANE.

LOOK...

>> EVEN IF SHE GIVES YOU THE

MONEY TODAY, DON'T TAKE IT.

IT'S TOXIC.

>> I JUST DON'T WANT -- I JUST

DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.

>> TELL HER YOU DON'T WANT HER

MONEY, NOW OR EVER, AND THAT YOU

QUIT.

AND I'LL STAY.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

[ SOBS ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

>> I'M GONNA TAKE YOU SHOPPING.

>> WELL, I-I ENJOY SHOPPING.

>> YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO GO

ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOUR BODYGUARD.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS

MESSAGE.

[ CELLPHONE THUDS ]

>> UH...

I THINK SHE WENT SHOPPING WITH

HER MOM.

HEY, UH...

WHEN ODESSA GETS HOME, YOU THINK

YOU COULD TALK TO HER FOR ME?

I'M, UH, PRETTY WORRIED ABOUT

HER, AND, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW

HOW MUCH I CARE FOR HER, AND,

UH...

>> MNH-MNH.

[ LIGHTER FLICKS ]

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU TRYING TO SAY I DON'T CARE

ABOUT ODESSA?

>> NO, I KNOW YOU DON'T.

YOU JUST DON'T GOT NOBODY ELSE.

>> WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN, HUH?

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS!

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?!

YOU KNOW, THAT FIRST DAY I MET

YOU, I WAS JUST HANGING OUT!

I WAS HAVING A BEER!

YOU KNEW I WASN'T A STALKER.

BUT NO, YOU HAD TO COME UP AND

GRAB ME AND SCARE ME, LIKE SOME

FUCKING SCHOOLYARD BULLY!

>> MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, PAL.

I'M AN ASSHOLE.

PEOPLE ARE PISSED OFF ALL THE

TIME.

I LIKE TO PISS OFF OTHER PEOPLE,

'CAUSE THEN IT MAKES YOU FEEL

LIKE YOU AIN'T ALONE IN YOUR

MISERY.

>> YEAH.

[ DOG PANTING ]

EXACTLY.

>> THE THINGS WE DO SO WE DON'T

FEEL ALL ALONE.

[ LIGHTER FLICKS ]

>> JACK, PLEASE.

I'M ASKING YOU AS A FRIEND.

[ TAPPING ]

>> [ SNORTS ]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER, BRO.

>> YOU KNOW, ONE NIGHT, WHEN

ODESSA WAS HIGH ON HEROIN...

>> [ SNIFFS ]

>> ...SHE TOLD ME HER DAD

MOLESTED HER AND HER LITTLE

SISTER, TOO.

I THINK THAT'S WHY SHE KILLED

HERSELF.

>> ODESSA TOLD YOU THIS?

>> YEAH.

>> HER OWN FATHER?

FUCKING GUY IS STAYING HERE.

[ SNIFFS ]

[ SNORTS ]

[ SNORTS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ TELEVISION PLAYING ]

>> HEY, THERE!

WILLIAM, RIGHT?

LIKE THE YANKEES?

>> I GREW UP IN PITTSBURGH, SO

WE ROOTED FOR THE PIRATES.

>> PIRATES?

THAT'S NOT A TEAM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> WATCHING THE GAME?

>> OH, YEAH.

UH, TELL ME YOU LIKE THE

YANKEES, JACK, RIGHT?

EVERYBODY LOVES THE YANKEES.

>> NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T LIKE

THE YANKEES.

>> OH, COME ON, MAN.

YOU'RE A NEW YORKER, AREN'T YOU?

DON'T TELL ME YOU LIKE THE METS.

AH, IT'S OKAY.

I BET WE LIKE THE SAME FOOTBALL

TEAM.

DON'T TELL ME.

JETS OR GIANTS?

>> I DON'T LIKE EITHER ONE.

>> OH.

BUFFALO?

THAT'S A HELL OF A TEAM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS THESE DAYS

LIKE BASKETBALL.

I NEVER REALLY GOT INTO IT ON

THE PRO LEVEL.

COLLEGE HOOPS, THOUGH -- THOSE

BOYS, THEY REALLY HUSTLE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ TELEVISION SHUTS OFF ]

[ Chuckling ] OKAY.

SO, UH, WHAT'S THE JOKE?

>> I DON'T LIKE SPORTS.

I LIKE GUNS.

YOU LIKE GUNS, DAD?

>> UH...

NO, ACTUALLY, I'VE -- I'VE NEVER

REALLY SHOT ONE MYSELF.

I, UM...

THIS -- THIS IS KIND OF

DANGEROUS, DON'T YOU THINK?

>> YOU LIKE RAPING YOUNG GIRLS,

DAD?

>> I-I-I DON'T THINK THAT'S

REALLY VERY FUNNY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> NO, I DON'T THINK A FATHER

FUCKING HIS OWN CHILDREN -- OR

ANY CHILDREN, FOR THAT MATTER --

NO, THAT'S NOT ON MY LIST OF

THINGS IN THIS WORLD THAT ARE

FUNNY.

>> OKAY, WELL, EXCUSE ME, WOULD

YOU?

>> SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN!

[ CHUCKLES ]

THIS FUCKING GUY.

DO I LOOK LIKE A COP?

POINT A GUN AT A GUY WATCHING A

BALL GAME, HE STICKS HIS HANDS

UP, LIKE YOU'RE GONNA REACH FOR

YOUR OWN GUN, WE'RE GONNA SHOOT

IT OUT?

OH, NO.

DON'T FUCKING SMIRK AT ME.

DO YOU SMIRK AT YOUR DAUGHTERS

WHEN THEY GOT DADDY'S COCK

SHOVED IN THEIR ASS?

>> I-I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

>> DID YOU MAKE THEM SUCK YOU

OFF?

STUCK IT IN THEIR MOUTHS?

WATCH THEIR HEADS BOB UP AND

DOWN?

THAT EXCITE YOU, COMING IN THEIR

FACES LIKE THAT?

>> GOD.

NO!

I-I WOULD NEVER --

NO!

>> ODESSA TOLD WILLIAM.

JUST ADMIT IT.

>> I-I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING

LIKE THAT TO MY DAUGHTERS.

>> DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT?

OKAY.

THEN YOU BETTER PICK UP THAT GUN

AND SHOOT ME, 'CAUSE WE AIN'T

GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU ADMIT

IT.

>> JACK, MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL

THE POLICE.

>> JUST ADMIT IT.

[ SNIFFS ]

ADMIT IT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF

DOG SHIT.

YOU COWARDLY FUCKING CUNT.

[ SNIFFS ]

AAH!

>> AAH! AAH!

WHOA!

[ WHIMPERING ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GASPING ]

>> COME HERE! COME HERE!

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GONNA TWIST YOUR FUCKING

HEAD, AND YOU'RE GONNA LOOK ME

IN THE EYE, AND YOU'RE GONNA

ADMIT IT.

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK ME IN THE EYE

AND ADMIT IT!

>> [ SCREAMING ]

[ BONES CRACK ]

>> [ PANTING ]

[ HEAD THUDS ]

HOLY SHIT.

IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

[ SNIFFS ]

I MEAN, I HAD TO REALLY PIN HIS

SHOULDERS WITH MY KNEES.

BUT I GOT TO SAY, THE HEAD-TWIST

THING WORKS.

HUH.

PHEW.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW, UM...

YOU CAN'T SEE HER ANYMORE,

BROTHER.

YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

PROMISE ME YOU WILL NEVER TALK

TO HER AGAIN.

>> OKAY.

[ SNIFFS ]

>> YOU KNOW THAT STORY I TOLD

YOU ABOUT THE DOG, THOUGHT THAT

ITS LIFE MEANT SOMETHING, SAVED

SOMEBODY?

WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE ARE YOU TO

TELL THAT DOG ITS LIFE IS ONE

BIG FUCKING LIE?

>> YEAH.

[ CAR APPROACHES ]

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]

>> THEY'RE HOME.

[ CAR DOORS OPEN, CLOSE ]

DON'T FORGET THE PROMISE YOU

MADE ME.

>> GOD.

>> THERE AIN'T NO GOD.

BUT IF THERE IS, WHEN I SEE

HIM...

[ GUN COCKS ]

...I'M GONNA KILL THAT

MOTHERFUCKER.

[ GUNSHOT ]

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ VOICES DISTORTED ]

>> HEY, WILLIAM.

UM, CAN YOU HELP US GET THE

STUFF OUT OF THE CAR?

>> I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

YOU KNOW, WHY IS IT THOSE FANCY

STORES NEVER HAVE BATHROOMS?

I JUST D--

>> WHAT?

[ SCREAMS ]

NO!

DAD!

NO!

>> GEORGE?

OH, GOD.

>> [ SOBS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ INAUDIBLE ]

>> I WANTED TO TELL HER HOW

SORRY I WAS.

BUT I KEPT MY PROMISE.

I NEVER SAW ODESSA AGAIN.

TRUTH IS, I DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE

WAS.

BUT I DO NOW.

SHE'S JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

WE ALL JUST WANT TO BE LOVED.

>> * I WANNA ROCK 'N' ROLL

* I WANNA GIVE MY SOUL

* I'M WANTING TO BELIEVE

* I'M NOT TOO OLD

* DON'T WANNA MAKE IT UP

* DON'T WANNA LET YOU DOWN

* I WANNA FLY AWAY

* I'M STUCK ON THE GROUND

* SO HELP ME DECIDE

* HELP ME TO MAKE UP,

MAKE UP MY MIND *

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WATCH IT ALL GO BY

* WAS IT REALLY TRUE?

* IS THAT WHAT IT WAS?

* WAS THAT REALLY YOU?

* I'M LOOKING BACK AGAIN

* I'M TRACING BACK THE THREADS

* YOU SAID IT WAS A MISS

* WAS IT JUST IN MY HEAD?

* AND SO HELP ME DECIDE

* HELP ME TO MAKE UP,

MAKE UP MY MIND *

* OH, WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* AND SO HELP ME DECIDE

* HELP ME TO MAKE UP,

MAKE UP MY MIND *

* OH, WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* SOMETHING'S GOTTA BREAK

* YOU GOTTA SWING THE BAT

* TOO MANY YEARS HAVE DIED

* WHY IS THAT?

* AND SO HELP ME DECIDE

* HELP ME TO MAKE UP,

MAKE UP MY MIND *

* OH, WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* AND SO HELP ME DECIDE

* HELP ME TO MAKE UP,

MAKE UP MY MIND *

* OH, WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?

* SAVE YOU

* WOULDN'T THAT SAVE YOU?