Barjo (1992) - full transcript

I remember,
how it all began.

And that was before
I do not remember.

Alone in the dark,
with Fanfan.

Suddenly ceased to feel it.

To move forward.
I see light, I hear some noise.

Fanfan must be there.

I want to stay a little longer,
but after...

I feel like I can not live without her,
therefore slide forward.

That's how I was born,
10 minutes after my sister.

I was not expecting.

I did not care.
I was with Fanfan.



I always did what she told me.

She gave orders.

And all
even his father.

She spit it,
as she wanted.

She was always giving orders

I started to wear glasses.

I read a lot,
and I needed glasses.

I read "Popular Science"
and "History of Inventions".

When I was 12, my letter
published in the "World Wonders".

It was my theory
of sunlight.

Once the sun burns down.

We find ourselves in the dark.
End of the world!

But my sister
not interested in science.

Next summer
she got mad at me.



She burned my books, filing cabinet
and my entire collection of lids from milk.

I was very, very bad.

On the recovery took years.

Around the same time she began to change.

Then she met Charles ...

and they were married.

I have not been to your nonsense!
I'm busy!

The street is good.
Walk!

Yes, I take a walk.

But, in fact,
the same end of the world!

It is necessary to prepare for it!

If the sun disappears,
no electricity will not be!

What will you do then?
Have you thought about this?

What are you talking about?

About the end of the world?

- Champagne is not enough!
- It's in the car.

Atlantis, Pompeii ...

- Where's my tie?
- How do I know?

Hey!

If we finally
disappear ...

Higher Beings
we will replace.

Will you stop this verbal diarrhea?

All the great scientists think so.
I have an article about it.

The only thing we do not know,
when this happens.

Only between us...

You, perhaps, half-wit?

You do not understand? You're driving me crazy
You're making all this nonsense!

You're just crazy!

Hey, what's that?
You do not see that he was nervous?

Nuts.
How do you spell it?

- Leave him alone.
- Him? Yes it is, he can not calm down!

- So do not listen.
- I am not guilty, that he crazy!

Hey! This is my brother!

Yes, everyone knows it.
He has written on the face.

Nuts. NUTS.

When such a fool ...

calls you crazy
or idiots ...

Well, it hurts.

Poor souls are ...

who work in his factory.

He has 7 employees
7 guys, depending on the monster.

I just do not understand it!

Once I Head
card about it!

In general, here so born
title for my story.

"Confessions imbecile."

CONFESSION idiots

Talk calmly?

Impossible!

With both at once,
moron!

- Talk quietly? Come on!
- You want to fuck with them?

What she found in them?

Get out!
Leave me!

She was bored here, huh?

Sex - a reproduction of mammals?

Do you want to fuck with them?

Genitals?

Wait!

- What is it?
- Your brother.

What did he do?

Caution!

Get out!

Give me the mask! My God!

You light blinking?

- Oh yeah!
- Around 8 pm.

Rotten smell.

In the past year
He dug a hole.

Call the captain!

Where is he?

He runs back!

Crazy!
What it is?

My collection of lids from milk.

My sister.

Heck! Let's get out of here!

Fanfan, wait!

- He's your family?
- Yes, why?

We were severely damaged.

What other damage?
I went out of here!

Leave her.

Cat made a short circuit.
What could I do?

- You're hurt?
- Yes, just a nightmare!

Where is a cat?

He knows 35 words!

Five years of work down the drain!

I'm depressed, defeated,
plunged!

- What do we do now?
- What to do, what to do!

How should I know? Heck!

Look at him!
His men in white coats will be picked up!

Well, to him we do not take!

So I began to live with them.

This may have been
a sign of the approaching end.

When the sun burns down,
we all find ourselves in the dark.

All will be as before ...

when I was alone with Fanfan
and felt as it moves.

Shut up!
And do not call me Fanfan!

I heard the engine is running.

And I thought about my father, Irene,
mechanics.

Irene was Sikkor best friend Fanfan.

She was betrothed to Charles.

Charles was already under the wing.

He had a vocabulary
six years.

50 thousand, used.

With the repaired engine.
What a pickup!

While...

Fanfan has already met
with a medical student ...

artist-designer
And Jean-Pascal Jolivet.

But whatever she may be,
she always wanted something else.

And when it is received,
then again, like anything else.

Hey! Can I drive?

She stole Charles
from Irene Sikkor.

They merried,
they had two daughters.

And they built a huge house in the mountains.

When we got there, it was night.
Just recently I have been thinking about it.

We drove up to the lamps,
was another sign.

I thought...

"What a wonderful place,
to wait until the end of the world. "

What are you doing?

Go upstairs and take off your shoes!

Stay away from my bedroom
and the bathroom!

Are you going to wash in the girls' bathroom.
Be careful with carpet!

As for the TV, first ask permission!
And do not lie on the couch!

Do not touch the walls
and pictures!

About stereo systems - ask permission!
And even though the entrance to the room you banned!

If you touch stereo,
kill!

There will be in the kitchen,
with us.

Where to go?

You are listening?
Where are you?

You will have with the girls!

Beautiful? Excellent? Transformed?

Beautiful, yes.
They are beautiful!

Yes, they are beautiful.

Do not slaughter their heads
nonsense, or fly out of here!

Here I would be very cool.

Here? Dreaming.

Rubbish, waste, debris!
Here it is!

It's a dump!

Dump!

The most interesting moments
of my life

you quarrel
yesterday night?

Quarreled? No, where did you get?

There was noise.

What noise?

Low rhythmic beats ...

and type 2 shouts
high and low.

Are you stupid?

Or pretend to be? What, though
You do not understand what we were doing?

You mean sex?

As the reproduction of mammals?

Sexual relations
for the reproduction of mammals?

Are you kidding?
You never...

Genitals?

I am tired of you
your questions!

And you blew it!
Go away!

Leave me! Look!

I started a new card
under the letter "C" - "Sexuality".

Copulatory exercise is not for the purpose of
procreation.

Probably from them Charles was hurt.
He was not in the spirit thereafter.

What is he doing?

Copy your records.

Damn, this guy worries me.

We plunge because of his shit.
I feel it.

Sometimes Charles and Fanfan
look out the window, not moving.

One day, when the girls were in school ...

Fanfan and finished washing the dishes,
it had nothing to do.

Few notable events
this year were:

truck knocked cat Monique Fortier ...

yes loggers
Boy Scouts beat.

From entertainment were shopping trips
on Tuesdays...

Thursdays and Saturdays in the afternoon.

ALL PERFECTLY!

Cream cheese, three packs.
On the one more than last week.

"FROM". Celery.

We took celery,
the sauce well.

Sweets.

Frankfurters.

Wait here!

Mr. Neat!

Maybe I "arrogant fool"
but certainly it is easy to fucking jerk!

Wait a minute.
I do not understand.

I do not know what you've heard,
but it does not mean ...

I've heard!

Tell me just one thing!

I do that, absolutely no taste?

For God's sake! What we have not done so?
Were we inhospitable?

Whiskey was too cold?

Did I say something wrong?

Or I understood only too well?

Red! She was wearing a red sweater.

It reminded me ...

one issue "Unbelievable but true".

Material "Magnetic North Cross".

The nurse who cured
your buttock pain.

They are called "coxago".

I wrote this word.

I understand, I'm a redneck, right?

But I studied for two years in college.

Who gave him the right?

This is mistake. I will talk to him.
Calm down, okay?

You want everything to hush?
Who do you think I am?

Let's go to.

Where are we going?

- I'm going to you.
- And I you.

I skidded.
I was a fool. Sorry.

So do I. Sorry.

Michel would not say that.
I do not understand.

So it does not matter.
Well sat.

Well, that was then passed.

Let's bike.

Never mind.

O God, you have a great figure!

If I had a breast
like you, I would ...

What size is it,
third fourth?

I embarrass you?

You both look so good!

Your husband really smart
and so on...

but he was a little jerk, huh?

What?

He is an arrogant idiot,
right?

All right, enough!

Till!

And what did I say?

What I'll say?

Calm down! What have I done?

You're just a hint of the plant.

The town is something very small.
Who are you then going to communicate?

- There can not be such pereborchivy!
- Leave me alone!

Why do not we friends?
I love you, you do not know?

I think you're beautiful!
How fireplace decoration.

I want to hug you, to warm you!

When you know me better,
you'll understand that I'm not that bad.

I know that I am ill-mannered, vulgar.

There's nothing to be done.
Here's me!

This is me on the Charles
I learned to talk like that.

No, I'm lying.
Always I say that.

Look, yes, I'm terrible!

Let's make it up, eh?

What are you doing?

They were both 26. They
I quit smoking for Christmas.

His name was Michel,
He was a teacher of philosophy.

Her name was Gwen,
She studied philosophy.

I started them on a card,
going back to the very beginning ...

when Charles and Fanfan ...

first saw them at the gas station.

First time they saw them

Go!

Oh my God!
You see?

Do you know them?

God, they're beautiful. Look!
What do you want, anyway?

Hell,
where they took those sweaters?

These two are just like the books of Nietzsche!

- Whose books?
- No no! Stop!

- What are you doing?
- I can not give them away!

- Yes, you do not even know!
- That's it!

What do you want,
fuck them?

Yes, it is desirable to both!
Idiot!

Come back!
People will see!

Leave me alone!
Fucking moron!

Come back!
My wife forgot something.

Heck.

It drives me crazy.
She has an amazing body.

Two children,
but still slender as a twig.

Tight little vagina.

Who needs this redneck wearing shorts
from the tennis club!

Do you mind?

Not at all.

- What are you doing?
- To take a shower.

In the suitcase?

You can connect the hoses?

- Where?
- Over there, there are cranes.

With hoses is simple and easy.

How to connect?

Red - hot water,
another - cold.

Red - hot?

What's next?

All include water.

Done!

All right?

A little hot.

Good.
Leave it!

- Fine?
- Yes.

Patented.

Can you turn away?

She talked about me?

A? Who!

Your sister.

It is something you said?

Who can be from Nietzsche's books?

I've heard all about this?

Nei, Nice, Niepce, Nietzsche!
Friedrich Nietzsche. Nineteenth Century.

Very sexy writer.
He lived on the mountain.

I have a card for him.
Click on the lever.

Click. The card will appear.

She was bored here, huh?

She was bored to stupor with me.

Say it.

I know that I myself must try,
but when I come home, I'm so tired.

I play tennis.
Thirty bucks for a lesson.

I should not look
like an asshole!

Of course, to us nobody goes ...
Here anyone.

What else to expect?

They are so young.

She does not know them.
They are brand new, well look.

What she found in them?

What she found in them?

Starting in September,
I thought again ...

the end of the world.

Fanfan has ceased to be engaged
shopping.

Charles was angry.
We only ate lunch unfrozen.

Sample conversation ...

Fanfan:Go to the store itself!

Charles:It's not my responsibility!

Fanfan, when there will be,
buy me a Tampax ...

superabsorbent.

Tampax!

I injured!

- Give me your car keys.
- My blood is!

- Of course, you do not care.
- Girls, we're leaving.

Let's!
Dress!

Now! Did you hear me?

Quickly, drive keys.

Where did you pick them up?

The keys!

These are my keys!

This is my car, and my keys!

Do you want me to leave?
I'll leave!

Captain,
bad connection.

Try Stanley.
I have contact with the base.

Yes, sir, Captain.

01XL code.

The highest priority.

The center does not respond.

Start phase alpha omega.

In places.

Change orbit 250.

Captain, your friend
a decompression zone.

I quickly.

Activate intermiks 175.

How's your son-in
after the environment?

Bad.
Double hit her.

Statistically significant.

Attraction, repulsion.
Binary mode.

Your ship's log, Captain.

She loves him, because
he is strong, brave.

But she wants him
It was different.

Yes, but what else?

Neat, soft, cultural ...

I was able to maintain a conversation ...

could talk to
of the Roman Empire.

To armpits he is not sweating.

In short, it needs
once the two opposites.

Good evening, boss.

Tell me, who's the boss here?

Answer me!
Who's the boss?

But, boss, you - the boss.

Are you sure?

Repeat.

But, boss ...
Boss, you - the boss.

Then light the sign.

Come on, turn.

King Aluminium
Aluminum king

Where shall I?

Where?

What's wrong, hell with me?

She is right.
I'm probably crazy.

You must be crazy,
to beat his wife.

What would you say to the guy,
who beats his wife?

It's her fault too.

Why is she doing this to me?

She knows how I feel
buy these things!

I told her not an errand boy.

Hammer it is in its thick skull!

And I never will be!
Never!

What if I asked her to
buy me ...

I did ask her
buy me ... Huh?

I think we should call her?

I think yes.
Do you want me with you gone?

If I call,
then it will be necessary to apologize?

Or to say that I'm worried?

Maybe I broke her rib ..
Who knows?

- Broken ribs?
- Yeah.

With women, and even with a broken rib ...
Complicated.

What does she do in the evening
at that time?

TV watching?

What time is it now?

9:30

If I call, and she in the bathroom,
she will scream.

Complicated.

Yes, it is difficult.

Okay, well, her.

Hey, your son-in
too fast rides.

In his more pressing.

Naturally. He always knew,
that she was stronger than he was ...

but he could not admit it.

But now faced with the fact.

And still to come!

- Damn, burns!
- I know.

- Why do you need the keys are?
- To leave.

- With girls?
- Of course.

I can not leave them
with crazy as you.

Can we talk about this calmly?

The "talk about it calmly"
has the word "talk" and "easy".

It is not possible in both cases.

Why?

Okay. Begin.

Well, not the same!

You said that we can.
Come on!

Why did you make me
to buy these things are your ...?

It hurts?

Stop.

You know,
what it's like for me.

I'll kill you!

Someday
she is my heart will explode.

His heart will explode?

I got it!
Low rhythmic beats ...

plus two types of cries
are blown up heart!

Myocardial infarction.

The arteries harden,
vascular occlusion, thrombosis, fatigue.

Fatigue!
It exhausts him!

hair loss, talk with yourself,
sweating armpits.

What do you want,
fuck them?

What she found in them?

Sexual relations
for the reproduction of mammals?

What do you want?
Fuck them?

My name is Charles.
I own an aluminum factory.

I have a wonderful wife.
She will be happy to meet you.

Call me Charlie.

How about a drink at my place?

Come on, what do you say?

If she finds out I missed you,
she will kick my brains.

Correctly. He was tired.
He was talking to himself.

He's confused, it's clear!

He did not have to marry Fanfan.

He had to stay with Irene.

And it went!

Expensive.

Guess who's here!

Do not worry. I have insurance.

My jen Now go down.

If you do not mind, can
sort it for 12-20 thousand.

You want to imported beer?
I have.

Honey, are you going?

You can fasten?

Dress normal?
Nowhere wrinkles?

Excellent.

- A mascara like?
- You look wonderful.

It will blow his heart!

What's the matter?
You're angry?

Because I said,
you shit you run?

Eeey! I'm just kidding!

Why are you so serious
I take it?

- Not with the children.
- And what's the difference?

It looks so good.
You do not have heat?

Well, you're so vulnerable?

Stop.
Just do not like a duck then.

What the duck?

Forgotten?
You almost killed me.

I know that sometimes chatter every ...

but you should not have
to pay attention.

Forgive me?
Let's play?

- I'm exhausted.
- Ah, well, let's go.

Briefly,
for the sake of the girls.

I just do not understand.

What she said
about the ducks?

I did not understand.

Why she spoke about the ducks?

Remembered!

I reminded her
home duck.

Duck in a cage.

Like this.

She feeds me through the bars.

Run!

I did not succeed.

- Run!
- It is on purpose.

I must fight off.

What's wrong with me?

I'm falling apart.

I need to lie down.

Just leave me,
your mother, alone.

I checked.
This blockage.

aortic failure, causing
dilation of blood vessels ...

then blocked coronary artery!

Thrombosis! Spasm! embolism!
They will bypass surgery.

The probability of success somewhere 30%.
Rather, even 25!

It is very painful,
but some help.

And I can?

I need to defecate.

You tell me if anything happens.

It was very poetic,
politic ...

Positive! Yes!

Positive time.

Fanfan let me
to play with the girls.

Again she began to walk to the shops ...

and grilled steak every night.

I thought about the end of the world,
but I do not get hung up on it.

In September, Michel wanted
take the girls to an amusement park ...

but they had the measles.

We could not go.

Focus!

My God! Working!

- What do you do?
- Move the glasses!

This is complete crap.

No, it works!
He moved!

We started a new family.

Only Charles was not.

Only Charles was not

Fuck!

She turned me into a pig!

My pork fingers!

And certainly pork hooves!

It's her fault.

She cut off all my hair ...

and yet I missed the rest.

For a long time I squeals?

You understand my squeal?

Long?

Answer for God's sake!

All right?
Do you want us to leave?

What?

I will kill her!

Doctor said,
you are out of danger.

Now everything is a matter of time.
You must be patient.

What do you bring
next?

Your wife is accounting.
Everything is fine.

She comes every day.

Even when you are not allowed,
it still comes.

She sent you to the store?

Do not understand?

Yes, we go shopping.

It makes you help her?

No. But if you want,
we will be happy!

Do not go shopping.

It will suck you dry!

I am here because of her.

It blew my heart.

Charles! Do not say that!

She wanted a house.

And now the factory.

What's the difference?

When I get out of here ...

Calm down.
You need to rest.

I do not want it you acquired!

She damn bloodsucker!

It will devour you with giblets!

What have we here?

Once the pressure has gone up?
180! Very high!

Still higher, and the second you hit enough.

My wife wanted a house.

She forced me to play
badminton, to kill me!

I knew that this running around with rackets
I finish off.

Yes of course.

Visit Timeout.

I will kill her!

Do you want to kill her
badminton racket?

Well, pretty stupid.

Also you hear them?

You feel a strange vibration
on Wednesdays and Thursdays?

like silk sticks
to the stomach?

You have a headache
lately?

Yes, the sinuses.

I knew that I would meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Claudi Armelan.

How is your sister?

Uh, my sister
at the factory.

Charles is ill and stuff.

Today it is not in the factory.
She rides.

I could feel it in the morning.
I thought...

"Today Mrs. King
is horseback riding. "

It's important!

Cosmic rays
amplified.

In the end of April
They reached a peak ...

and the pole then
swapped.

Do you know what will happen next?

- End of the world.
- Exactly!

It was fascinating,
Obviously outlined!

She had sparkling white teeth.

When she walked,
her legs would not move.

They seem to be slipping
by thousands of invisible balls.

This is true.
It was obvious.

You're hiding all my life?

A chocolate or candy?

Now you showed up,
and that's fine!

You know why
I came to this city?

Yes. To Sister.

The strength of the drawn
us together ...

We - the Supreme Being!

You believe
in a supreme being?

Want to touch my scars?

Club meetings are held on
Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8pm.

Fees - $ 10.

I know you were coming.

Mrs. Armelan has the right to 100%.

Fanfan was the ride
more and more often.

All the same.
Strength attracted us.

The poles were interchanged.

I created a card on this.

Sample conversation ...

She wants to see you.

I am working.

The most she can not cope.
She needs help with accounting.

I have no time!
I'm not an accountant!

Do not be mean.
It does not take a lot of time.

I would myself sorted out.

I just lost the check.
Probably I forgot to write it.

Do you think about your work?

Something like that.

I swear I will not keep you.

I do not want to tear you
from work.

And indeed, if the bank will return my check ...

I'll make them so.

And what I'm talking about?

About money of some?

Do you want to go home?
Yes?

What are you doing?

I've told,
that will help with accounting.

Yes, spit on my accounts!

It's the case of Charles.

I'm bored.
I wanted to see you.

I was in prison.

Do not worry.
Listen, if you want ...

when we will deal with the accounts,
we can have a drink, and then ...

What then?

What will happen then?

Then I'll go home.

Of course!

Of course!

Too bad you did not bring
materials for work.

Damn, long before you reach the same!

What I did not come up,
to get you out of the house without a wife.

I do not like,
I'm talking about your wife?

Good.
What will you do?

You go home and tell her,
I needed you?

And you need me?

No, of course not! It's me you want!
Then you and I agreed, so?

To me?

Lost her mind?

And watch the road!

Yes, I'm crazy.

You know what you're doing with me.

As soon as I saw you for the first time,
immediately I wanted.

You had no idea?
It's stupid, but ...

I never wanted a man
so much.

Both of you have conquered me
... In those of your sweaters.

Where did you get them?
If you say?

My wife bought them.

Only his wife and repeats!

- You're the one ...
- Yes, well, to hell with it!

And I still want him to spend the night.

- Get out of the car!
- What?

Move your ass!
Written orders waiting for?

- Vaughn. With my eyes!
- We are God knows where!

Look! Since I wanted to spend the night,
wife casting!

Asshole!
Get the hell out!

As I'll get home?

By the end of October,
Fanfan is no longer ridden.

We returned to thaw frozen dinners.

She spent evenings in the living room ...

all the lights were lit,
heating included.

I followed all the counters.

This month...

electricity consumption
increased by 14%.

Animals:
Ducks put off 23 balls.

Growth of 7%.

Beijing the most prolific.
The rest of the lag.

Garden:We would like to cut the lawn,
but lawnmower something knocks.

I choke.

House:gas consumption ...

It decreased by 15% this month.

Health:the girls went to the dentist:
treated with two hollows, $ 30.

It was Tuesday,
We returned home at 5:00 pm.

A diary...

Wednesday,
Fanfan Michel called twice.

Sample conversation ...

Who says?
I do not fucking professor!

You're so skvernoslovka!

Skvernoslovka.
What does it mean?

Just kidding.

You have to hang up.
But listen.

With me something
not this way?

Look, I can not speak.
We have guests.

And I was not invited?

You're going?

Yes, now. I...

Do not worry.
I do not care.

- A bunch of snobs like yourself, huh?
- Yes.

Look, I do not know
how to say...

I am dying to make love to you to do.
I'm going crazy!

I'm not asking much.
Once.

And then forget me,
if you want.

Just once, let?

All are waiting.

Who is it?

This ... Schumann.
I'm on my way!

I told you right back.

- Schumann here.
- Who?

No, not the Schumann!

Etienne Schumann.
Other!

The book he had lost.
I thought, I have it.

Wait a second.

He came on Thursday,
Friday and Monday.

He promised to take the kids
an amusement park this weekend.

WAKE UP

I told you about the iris?

I was at the doctor.
She was worn out.

Just shine!

Your sperm through her had eaten!

How many times we fucked? 4!

Four times,
and you have it all used up.

You can, of sulfuric acid end?

No.

Take off your bra.

I have small breasts and fearful.

No it is not true!

Two children are not in vain.

Really want to see?

Your wife is beautiful.

Look at my ass.
I have cool ass.

I embarrass you?

And what is your wife's ass?

Did you sleep here?

Just came.
He went through the garden.

Coffee? Cocoa? Grapefruit?

Girls eating grapefruit.
Would you?

He stayed
help with accounting.

So tired that
I spent the night in his office.

That's why he's here.

So if you see Charles,
Do not tell him about it.

Good? Do you understand me?

I am sure that you understand?

Why do you say that?

Because you're so stupid ...

who knows you, that you throw.

Changing the orbit - closer mode!

Energy impulse!
Enable intermiks!

Impulse given!

Intermiks activated.

Electronics damaged the left engine.

Yellow alert.

What's happening to me?
I spoil my life!

I have a job, a wife.

I'm young, beautiful,
intelligent, patient wife.

What I have found this something?

Her vulgarity.

Her big mouth.

Her selfishness,
limited mind.

They cause palpitations.

"Awe, that distinguishes
servant of the man. "

When she opens her mouth ...

and you do not know what it say ...

you goose bumps on the back.

That's what you see in her, man.

My head starts to hurt.

You think I do it ever hit?

Of course!

It's horrible!

Here, take a breath.

Relax.

You take it to heart.

Breathe deeply.

Relax your diaphragm.

Better?

It's good!

Monday, Tuesday, nothing.

On Wednesday, I fixed the cage for ducks.
Then she feeds them.

Breathe deeply.

Do not move.

9pm ... Michelle came to say,
would not be able to go to an amusement park.

He spent the night with us,
but Fanfan told you not to talk.

Sample conversation ...

"I told you about the iris?
She was worn out.

You can, of sulfuric acid you finish? "

Note...

I believe that your wife
fornication.

Ducks! How many eggs?

Beijing and the rest?

12 and 18. Pets are catching up with Beijing.

Come on dick
or I have come for you!

Crushed like a snail!
All muzzle break!

Go away!

You're not crazy.
You pervert!

There should be put to sleep!

Tie and cut in the current! All 220!

Any look.

Problems?
Because of the sisters?

I knew it.

You missed the meeting.
You missed a vision.

In Mr. Gherardini
It was very bright vision!

The whole house vibrated!
Light bulbs explode! It was...

But unfortunately...

he got into trouble,
and yet not be able to return to us.

Nothing serious.

You got
my telepathic message?

I knew it.

I just felt hostile forces.
They'll keep.

Your sister told me?

Did she tell you that it is fate, right?
Well, of course!

She says it all!

Every year she makes an electric shock ..

And then she would have rushed under the train!

What Fanfan had in mind,
speaking about the train?

If Armelan rush
under a train ...

the club meetings will be.

We are all focused.

Soon waves
We became so strong ...

I have sparked your shoulders and neck.

The sinuses are clogged, and then ...

everything is back ...
light voice.

We felt it!
Higher Beings were here.

They came to tell us
date of end of the world.

But then the rain caused a short circuit.

All return.

Beloved.

Animals.

All gone close.

From the ashes will rise, they again.

Great return of All That Is.

Numbers!

Random numbers!

The numbers determine the ...

date of end of the world.

I thought about the collection of milk caps.

Then, suddenly,
everything was natural.

A puzzling, confusing ...
No logical!

Fire, heart attack Charles,
a novel of my sister ...

Even the problem of Mr. Gherardini!

This should be something that calls Armelan
"Return to the light."

All of these inexplicable things ...

They were simply signs
end of the world.

Prior to April 23 was 18 days.

All the signs were there.

Thank you, I will!

Brought to you to read.

Are you feeling better?

You can work?

Any look.

Shut up. I can not piss properly.

You came to talk about my wife.

Come right to the point.
I know everything.

I have my sources.

True?

I came to talk face to face,
like a man.

Like a man? C'mon.

Do not you come then.

You have come to know,
I'll do when I get back.

Or am I wrong?

Well, listen.

When I'll come back,
I'm going to kill her.

Are you kidding.

We do not give.

Who are we"? You?

What if we stop?

I mean, if I'm not
longer meet your wife?

If I go back to Gwen?

That's why I came,
to tell you that your wife ...

Do you think she let you go?

Fuck!

Yes you have the guts to get away from it.
That's why you came!

Because you know,
What if I do not do it ...

you suck, and she will never
will not leave you alone!

So just do not let
it torment you.

And loans to their business!

Go home! Turn on the telly!
Do not come to the phone!

If it knocks out the window,
hide under the bed.

A week later, everything will be over.

Then relax,
go back to their books.

It's time to x-rays.

You see what she did to me?

I'm an old man.
I do not go!

Someday you will thank me!

What will she do if I die?

I'm tired of all this.

If I could go home ...

in my house, sit in a chair ...

listen to their voices ...

to look at the girls through the window ...

instead of dying
like a piece of shit.

Oh, please ...

take me home.

I'm not asking much.

Just take me home.

I feel something.

Telepathic message?

No, the smell of burning.

My stuff!

My folding shower!

Why did you tell Charles?

Look! Get out of my house!

Get out of here!

Get out!

People, I think it will be tomorrow.

If you do not pay a fee ...

it's time to do it.

How do you think I have time
return the library books?

on 23 April.
Sunrise at 6:31.

At 10:30,
signs were positive.

Mr. Gherardini felt
that something will happen.

My back was burning, and
Miss Jolivet feel like silk ...

rubs her belly.

At 10:50, Fanfan and Michelle
We were at an amusement park.

They rolled on the roller coaster
and argued ...

in front of the girls.

At the same time,
Charles left the hospital.

In pajamas, without socks.

At 11:10, Gherardini said,
that the process has begun.

We could only watch.

Gift wife, boss?

She will be happy.

What are you going to do?
Sleep?

To help you, boss?

Get out.

At 7:12, we feel a strong
telepathic signal.

We discussed it
with members of the club ...

they called from the kitchen.

We have received more positive
results,

than when calling from the living room.

Where are you going?

- Call the police!
- Stay where you are!

Take care of the girls.

Do not move!

Do not move!

Why did you do that?

You want to kill me?

Because Michel?
Are you jealous?

You're so stupid!

I've done stupid things.
But all this is in the past. You know me.

You did not have to kill animals.

And you would have liked that?

So I wanted to,
but I did not do?

He still returns to his wife
In the next few days.

As soon as I turned away,
I ran to the kitchen to call her.

And shoes!
And why no socks?

You in this way released?

Are they fools?

Come into the house.
You prostynesh.

You need girls.

And me too.

What would we do without you?

Do not worry about the animals.
Buy New!

And the girls say,
that there was a storm.

Come on.

I'll bring the girls.
Be right back.

Damn, this is repeated.

I do not feel my legs.

I feel nothing.

Damn, that hurts!

This time it's all over.
I was dead. She won.

She's stronger than me.

Can you hear me?

Start of a hand under her skirt.

At least a little touch.

But I can not.

I've got!

Charles died at 7:10.

Telepathic pictures
They leveled off at 7:20.

They say that when you die,
whole life rushes before her eyes.

Correctly! But not 100%.

Charles died, but my life flashed
before my eyes.

I'm shocked!
All comes true!

Animals
Your in-law.

I did not think it was
It is so clear.

I understand you now!
conflicting emotions.

Do not worry.
Do not torment.

They're all true! Beloved,
departed loved ones.

Even he will return.

Starts.

The air vibrates.

You know what to do here.
I must return to the club.

Chef! There's a schizo!

This should not be!

You can not leave it like this!
Do not you understand?

What if he comes back,
and is not at home?

You have not abandoned this nonsense?

Is that you, Charles?

You're back? Already?

To come back, asshole?

To the ground.
Returning All That!

You're talking about nonsense again?
You do not understand, or what?

Why I did not understand, Charles?

"What do not understand, Charles?"

It's all in your head shifted,
your end of the world.

In your stupid head shifted!

Take care of her!

Of whom?

Oh sister!

Do not you see, she is killed by grief?

Heck! Who knew
so that it grieve you?

She could not cry. Everything inside,
and can not escape.

You see, my friend?

This is for real!
The real pain! This mountain!

And not your bredyatina
on the end of the world!

So leave her alone?

Go! Hold it.
Come, embrace it!

And she did not get angry?

You wanted it all the time! Come on.
You can do it!

Firmly embrace! Hard!

Pull it out of her grief!

Like this. Like this.

Good.

Now go! Go to the house!

The girls are waiting.
Go to the house!

I feel the smell?
It's crazy, huh?

My nose candy.
I do not smell.

Hold it. Hold it.

- Kiss her.
- She would not let me ever!

You never kissed her?

Only when we were little,
in Golden Sands.

I'm sure she does not even remember.

Now let accustomed!

She needed someone close.

You're a moron,
but it's better than nothing.

And as if it was,
you all that it has today.

Hold it!

Harder!

You feel like a mountain out?

What does she say?

He says he loved you.

She wants to die, but still she wants
that I was with her.

You won!
You should be happy!

What did you say to her?

I have forgiven her for
she burned my clothes.

My collection, my lids from milk.
It's not important.

- It will make me a new shower.
- And it is enough!

I'm blind!
In my water glasses!

You are crying!

That's because you're crying.

Come on. Go on!
Kiss her. Hugs her.

Charles! Do not go!

What else?

Do not go!

Do not worry, buddy.

The earth did not stop.
She was still spinning.

One day you wake up
and feel better!

You will not so stupid.

More similar to other people.

Will you play elektroorgane.

The girls will be chicken pox.

Michel will return to his wife.

Fanfan will remember me
occasionally...

when it is at home.

She will still
a lot of other guys.

A couple of them are quite abnormal,
to live with it.

But for you, I'm not worried.

Time passes, the leaves fall,
you to sweep them away.

You will live a long time.

And a lot of people riled!

Girls marry.

And it is enough!

I have to go!
I am very tired!

Russian Translation: Artem T.
English Translation: retrograde3
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