Bank zadeh ha (2020) - full transcript

Bank Robbers

Where have you been? You're late

I got pomegranate juice for you two

There's nothing left in it.
You went somewhere else!

-You think I wouldn't get it?
-Hush! It's the boss

Yes boss?

He'll be out in 5 mins.
Everything must go as planned

If you make a mistake, you'll
be in jail for the rest of your lives.

I'll send you his pic

Look carefully. It's him

Let that sink in



Kamal, start the car. Mina, sit
shotgun so people think you're a couple

Meow!

-Or maybe siblings
-No

Just a married couple!

-Be careful
-Alright

Don't flatter yourself. Heshmat
said they would think we're a couple

Heshmat said we're married! I told
my mom and made wedding cards too!

You think I wouldn't get it?

Dedicated to Ali Ansarian
A man with endless laughters

Hello to my beautiful armys! I feel great
because I'm about to do something big!

-Something that will change my whole life
-Excellent. Give it to me

Hi everyone! I'm Kamal

-I'm Mina's fiance
-Stop it!

[Police siren]



It's him

Mina! Look at that old couple! They're
putting a real show. They ruined all the cars

How strange! We're in
love and they're fighting

What the hell are you doing?

-I swear I was paying attention to you
-Go away. I'll deal with you later!

Start the car

Our case is there!

-Are you sure, Heshmat?
-Of what?

-That we must kidnap him in the daylight?
-Yes, we have to

-But they...
-No buts! Start the car and let's go

You chickened out again?
Why the hell are you crying?

I'm just chocking! Give
me some water, wifey!

-Take it
-I hope you choke!

-Come on! Move
-Where?

I said follow him

-Follow who?
-Start the car and let's go!

[Engine starts]

[Screams]

[Car Honking]

Drive slowly. Don't get too close

We're making a mistake. I
know them. We'll all get caught

-Kamal, if you chickened out...
-I didn't!

I know them. I know what they will do to us

-Then stop talking and let me be careful
-OK

Ready? You should deal with him

-What the hell are you doing, idiot?
-It's so fun! It'll be great on media!

Put that damn thing aside and listen to me

He can't see any of your ugly faces!

First of all, blindfold his eyes, then tie his hands
and feet and then put him in the back of the car

Put your masks on

-What's this? A mask?
-Put it on me

-Look, Kamal. If you faint again...
-I can do this!

-I'm fine.
-Yeah right!

He's going under the bridge and then
he turns to right. That's where we get in

Heshmat! [Sobbing]
What the hell should we do if he has a gun?

The boss said he doesn't. He's a coward

Plus it's a good thing if he has one. It'd
be great for me to be rid of any of you!

Alright. Be ready. Now! Pull over!

[Car hitting]

[Car honking]

Damn you, Kamal! Gather yourself! Get up!

I can't open the damn door!

Get up! Move! Oh God!

-Hi
-Hi

I swear I didn't see you coming!
It's like you sprung from the ground!

You suddenly fell from
the sky? I have no idea!

Did he have a heart attack?

-No sir. He faints
-May God heals him!

One of my colleagues in Bardaskan
would faint too. Just like him

-The city in France?
-No, sir

I mean... No, ma'am

Why are you mixed up?

Your voice is ladylike but your face...

Instead of talking about others'
voice and face, pull him out of the car

You're right. OK

He saw my face, Mina. Change of
plans. I'll take him to the cafe myself

-Bring the car there
-You got it

-I think we should call 911
-Mr. Judge, I said we have to...

You called me "Judge"?

-Me? I said that?
-No

-She said you're Naz
(Means cute in persion)

-That's worse!
-Why?

My last name is Nazi!

I'm Judge Nazi

-You know my name and my occupation!
-Whatever!

Take this poor man out
of the car before he dies!

You're right, ma'am. Sure

-Give me your damn thing
-What?

-How many damn things you have?
-A lot of them

These are my stuff. There's a red lipstick
in it. Please don't wear too much of that

I'm not talking about
this, idiot! I meant this

-Check it not to be full
-Is it empty?!

How should I know? I never touched it

-Yes?
-This guy's mouth is foaming!

I'm responsible for that, too? Go away, man

-He's freezing cold!
-Oh God!

Grab his feet and help
me put him in your car

Get up! Come on!
[Police Siren]

The police is here!

-Excuse me, officer
-No!

Am I that frightening?

No, lady. I just thought...

I said don't move him. The
ambulance will be here in a few minutes

How many minutes later?

That depends on the road traffic

Can't you see it's vital?
Tell us the exact time

Well, every minute is 60 seconds.
You can multiply and figure it out

Wow that's right!

-I never thought police officers are good at math
-I'm perfect at it!

Anyone who has a problem in math calls me

Math is really great. I'm
sorry, can I have your number?

Of course. Why not? I'd be happy to

I'll be waiting for your call

And this is my number

Immigration consultant to Korea?

[Speaking in Korean]

Mr. Perfect in Math!

Let's put this man in the car. If
anything happens to him, it'll be on you

Well, does anyone wanna sue?

No sir. I myself am a judge. I can
show you my ID if it's necessary

Is it you, Judge Nazi? Why
didn't you tell me sooner, sir?

You were too busy
doing more important stuff

I was just showing the qualities
of a responsible police officer

If your show is over, help
me put this man in the car

Leave it to me please

He's foaming!

Come here. Don't puke on me!

-This damn car can't go any faster?
-Sure!

Put it in third gear. My hands are full!

Sure! Any more commands?

-Why are you so mad, dear lady?
-Stupid girl's flirting with an officer on a crime scene!

Don't be hard on them.
They're just young and immature

-Also, no crime happened there
-It was supposed to happen

-Really?
-We were supposed to kidnap some jerk!

Kidnapping?! You?!

What? It doesn't fit me?

No, I just... This jerk you mentioned...

[Phone rings]
What now?

I must take it. It might be an emergancy

Hello?

Yes? Hi

You are?

From where?

Does police have any
tracks of the bank robbers?

OK. I'll try my best

Bye

-I'm sorry
-Was it about a bank robbery?

-You heard of it, too?
-Who didn't?

-How much money did they take?
-Around 40 billion...

Rials?

No. Tomans

-The bank CEO said so
-That bald guy's wrong!

I'm sure it was Rials

-How do you know?
-That it was Rials?

No. That the CEO is a bald guy!

Oh did I just offend the bald people?

No, ma'am. Being bald isn't a defect

Some guys are even more
good looking when bald

True

My late husband was a handsome
bald guy, too. God bless his soul

-You said late husband?
-Yes

Wow

My late wife had long hair

-You said late?
-Yes

-When did your wife pass away?
-6 years ago

It's been tough

-When your wife passes away?
-Yes. It's very difficult of course

Loneliness is more
difficult to deal with though

Um... Did you... after your husband's death

How can I say it?

You get what I mean

Oh God! You're walking on
my nerves! Of course she gets it!

Any dumb person would get it by now!

I'm dying here and you're flirting?

I didn't have any bad intentions

Why are you suddenly feeling OK?

-Heshmat
-What?

I was lying back there. What happened?

-What happened to what?
-Our mission

-Did you kidnap the judge?
-Shut up, Kamal!

The judge? You meant me
when you mentioned a jerk?

Heshmat!

-It's him!
-Shut up and lie down!

-Look, ma'am...
-If you call me ma'am one more time

I'll shoot all the bullets in your stomach!

Take the steering wheel!

Calm down! I'm coming!

[Car Honking]
I'm coming!

[Door Opens]

[Door Closes]

-Don't freak out! It's us
-You were supposed to come with the truck

Mina went to bring it

[Door Opens]

-So you stole this car?
-No. The owner who's a judge drived us here

You kidnapped a judge
and he drived you here?!

-What? Is it a problem?
-Why didn't you blindfold him?

How could he see the road
if we had blindfolded him?

-He shouldn't have seen the way
-How would he drive then?!

-Dear lady...
-Who let you get off the car?

-Your colleague needs to...
-He'll be alright. Get in the car

Don't you wanna come?

-I said get in the car
-OK, thanks

-Is that him?
-You wanted it to be someone else?

He looks like that jerk, Judge Nazi

-He doesn't look like him; He is him!
-What?!

Yes

I looked for this asshole everywhere!

It's Judge Nazi's command

Forgive us this one time, dear judge

You should've seen it
coming when you were partying

It was just us men dancing together

-Is it a crime?
-Yes it is. Whether you're men or women

-Take him and execute his sentence
-Let me...

I'll see you again one day!

And we finally met again!

Your mood totally changed. What happened?

I've been waiting for
this day for 30 years

Take this jerk inside!

Why did you kidnap me?
What do you want from me?

Don't freak out. We brought you
here to unlock this safe deposit

I'm not a key maker. I don't
know anything about locks

Your love killed me,
Mina! I'm thirsty, wifey!

Don't call me wifey! Call me lady!

Does it hurt?

-What?
-I have painkillers

No, it's a birthmark

It's not related to this accident

The game's over!

This is the moment of revenge!

-Revenge for what?
-For Bruce Lee! [Mocks]

Don't play with me, Judge
Nazi! I own this game!

What are you talking about, Mr. Vigen?!
You forgot why we kidnapped him?

That's your business and it's mine

Who are you?

-Where's this place?
-This is the cafe, you damn judge!

Not a cheap one. It's a great cafe-cabaret!

People dance here and there
are musical instruments, too

As you said, there's a place
for people to party and dance

-I said that?
-30 years ago. You don't remember?

-You got Alzheimer's?
-You're wrong, sir

Aren't you Judge Nazi? Damn you!

-Yes, but I have to say...
-Shut your mouth then!

Don't ruin the atmosphere!

[Singing]

What are you saying, Vigen?! I'll tell the
boss that you're ruining the plan if he calls

Do whatever you want
and get this over with!

If the judge cooperates with
us, the show will be over soon

-What am I supposed to do?
-You have to dance!

Dance?! He's a judge!

Of course you won't be
punished or go to prison

-If this is a joke...
-I'll shoot you in the shoulder first!

You need your legs to dance.
I'll shoot the second one to your...

Let him do our job first and then
you can shoot him wherever you want

I'll count to three and then shoot!

One!

Two!

Thee!

Wait! Wait! I accept to do it
because I have to save my life

-What am I supposed to do?
-I hope your soul comes back with Mahasti and Hayedeh!

-Go up there and dance
-[Shouts] Just go

-OK OK
-Go

Maziar and Seyed Karim used to sing here!

What am I supposed to do?

It's not hard! Relax yourself a bit more

You have to dance. Do it!

-I'll shoot you then!
-No!

Can you two ladies
please look the other way?

[Shouts] I'm tired of
discrimination and patriarchy!

-What about humans right?
-I'm really sorry

I just don't want you
to get sexually excited!

I don't wanna be a sinner

Play the music for him! We? Get
excited by you dancing?! [Mocks]

God, you see I have to do this. Forgive me!

Let's go

[Music is playing]

He dances well

[Music is playing]

You're so good at it that you
can teach others how to dance!

Bravo! You're doing great!

[Music is playing]

[Cat screams]

You killed yourself up there!

I'd be this tired too if I
danced for 45 minutes!

An amazing dance!

It's been said that whatever
you wanna do, do it the best way

I hope he's satisfied

How can I not be? You
should've been a dancer in clubs!

You're free, Judge

-Be careful not to shoot
-It's just for the decoration

-It's fake?
[Laughs]

Shame on me! I'd put
myself in hell for a fake gun!

[Laughs]

That's fine. Hell is fun!

-Can we do our business now, Vigen?
-Of course

[Chuckles] I don't have any other plans

Let me tell you this. If you want
money from me, I have nothing

And if you wanna give me some
money, I'm not that kind of guy to take it

If you have any case in my hands,
I must say I'll do as the law says

Dear Judge! Don't be
mad. I want you anyway!

The matter isn't any of those. Listen to me

[Trigger Clicks]

I'm the boss here! You do as I say.
No one has the right to touch this box!

-Who put you in charge? Why is it always you?
-Shut up, kid!

You do just as I say!

[Gunshot] [Screaming]

-I'm sorry...
-It happens when you give a gun to a kid!

It was your fault! You went all shouting

Now that we can't handle things between
us, the boss has to come and deal with us

The boss is not gonna come.

How do you know?

In the beginning, he said we can't meet and get to know
each other. We only communicate through social media

-Then how are we supposed to end this fight?
-Like this!

-[Speaking in Armenian]
-Armenian curse words?

Not you then

[Shouts] It's only me and
you. Put your gun aside!

You can't do it! I swear I'll kill you!

Wow!

So you wanted someone to judge and
decide between you and you chose me?

We needed someone who
knows how to deal with these stuff

You're lucky that boss suggested you

Well...

What's your problem now?

Look, bro! We all did some shit together

And now we don't know how
to divide it between ourselves

What was the subject of your partnership?

Stop being so polite! The
four of us robbed a bank!

You... robbed a bank?!

[Shouts] Stop!

Don't take any more steps! Raise
your hands and let me see them!

[People Screaming]

[People Screaming]

Who the hell is the boss?

Either you show me the boss or I'll
count to three and blow myself up!

One

Two

-[Shouts] Three!
-Shut up!

-Hey you! Are you the boss?
-[Shakes] No! No!

I... Why? No!

-Where's the boss?
-He's gone. He'll be back. Who are you?

Shut up!

-What the hell should we do now?
-This guy is freaking out!

Come here!

[Shouts] I said come here!

Tell them all if they do
anything or ring the alarm

Or try to make the police come
here and stop us, I'll blow this place up!

-[Shouts] Got it?!
-Yes yes!

Don't! Don't do anything!

-Move!
-Where?

The place where you keep the money. Fast!

I'm sorry that I'm walking there first

[Phone rings]

Let me see... Are you an army too?

Come here

-Do you speak Korean as well?
-[Speaking in Korean]

[Speaking in Korean]

Excuse me, ma'am. I love Korea, too

-Really?
-Very much so

-South or north?
-North!

-Don't move or I'll blow you up!
-OK

[Door opens]

Here you are

-How much is it?
-Around 700 million Tomans

[Shouts] That's little money!

What else you got?

Electronical stuff and documents

Listen carefully. Play it

Higher the volume. Listen

[Korean Music Playing] [Crowd cheering]

Take this

That idiot!

Wait a second!

You're doing it wrong. Sing again

[Singing in Korean]
[Laughs]

Don't mess with me!
Sing right or I'll blow you up

[Singing in Korean]

Sing it right!

What's going on?

What the hell are you
doing? Is it a dance club here?!

[Falling Down]

Stay here. Make that right

-Get back where you were!
-I told them not to do it!

Why are you standing there? You
were supposed to watch the door!

Don't worry. I locked the door
so no one can come or go

Stop saying bullshit! Go
watch the door! Get lost!

If I call you idiot, that would be an insult
to actual idiots! You're worse than that!

-There's actually a song that says...
-To hell with songs!

Shut up and do your work!

Wear this

Put that down

Wear this

That way!

Shit!

Don't look! [Pushing buttons]

Go bring the car

Bombs! Explosion! He doesn't get it!

Sir
[Bumps his head to the door]

[Laughs]

-Jerk! Open the door
-Sure

-I wanna deposit money. I just need a minute
-Go out, sir!

[Police Siren]

Pay attention guys

Our mission's changed. We will do plan B

And we follow this
group carefully. Got it? Go

Dammit!

Listen carefully

After we leave, if any of you go
out, call the police and try to turn us in,

You'll all be blown up!

But if you behave, I'll call and say
the password of it and you'll all be free

-[Shouts] Got it?
-[Crowd Shouting] Yes

-Is he here?
-No. He doesn't answer his damn phone

He must've messed up something!
Go check what is wrong with him

-Open the door
-Sure

Kamal!

I want two strong men to help
me put these bags in the car

Whoever helps is free to go afterwards

Hey! I said two!

You and you. All of you sit the hell down!

Thanks, ma'am. I won't let you down!

Don't forget

Whoever does something
I'll blow this place up. Got it?

[Crowd Shouting] Yes

[Engine starts]

What the hell are you doing?

Open the door! [Shouts] Come on

-What is it that you're showing? Something to eat?
-It has two words!

Get in the car

[Engine starts]

So you robbed a bank? Just like that?

Wasn't that easy

How much money did you steal?

The problem is that the money
wasn't as much as we expected

-It was just 700 million Tomans
-That's a lot of money

-It's not, sir
-That's not even as much as our own money

-What do you mean?
-It was less than what we had at first

They wouldn't give us the
money so we had to force them

[Cat screams]

I don't get it

We sold everything we had and gave
it to a financial instituion named "Atiyeh"

Oh... Atiyeh

There are so many cases like you

Who gave their money to these instituions to get more
profit and now they don't even have their own money

-You told them about the benefits and...
-It wasn't uncle's fault. He had good intentions

They were frauds

-What happened?
-[Sarcastically] What happened?!

You worked so hard for years and gave all the money
to those frauds and now they don't give it back to you

They will pay us when they have the money

How the hell am I supposed to pay for
her furniture so that she can get married?

She shouldn't get married. She's fine

I told you a thousand time that at noon I'm having
lunch with my family and I don't answer calls

-Listen...
-I won't!

Turn that damn thing off!

-I wanna see if the dollar is cheaper today
-Uncle! Everything goes more expensive in this country

[Laughs]

They're just lying!

Here. Get up

-Take this to Behjat
-OK but I'll hit her if she behaves badly

She won't. Give it to her

[Phone rings]

-Mom, take Behjat to the doctor
-Whoever you are, call later

She's shy to come and eat with us
[Phone rings]

I should take you all to
the doctor, even your uncle!

Don't you understand? I said...

I lost money in Atiyeh instituion. I have
something important to tell you, ma'am.

Tell me

-Are you Miss Raeesian?
-Yes, it's me

-Miss Heshmat Raeesian?
-I said it's me!

A bunch of others who lost money
and I wanna take back our money

Who doesn't wanna take back
their money from those frauds?

No, we wanna take it all
back in one place and soon

-If you're willing to...
-I'm in!

Tell me what am I supposed to do?

I'm not a criminal!

I'm a good boy with some bad habits!

I swear I just can't take this anymore

We'll die out before they
pay us our money back!

You participated in protests

But that's not for important stuff

It's right that my legs don't work
but I'mma get my money back

If you're in, you can help
me and if not, goodbye

-Now?
-I'm in

Until the end?

We're in

-So you found them
-No, dear

Boss did. I just gathered them around

Uh-huh

So the main person is someone
that you call the boss, right?

You danced and became smart!
He got the plan and we performed it

Alright, what next?

We had a deal to rob the
bank, take our shares and go

But we messed up! What they owe
us is more than 730 million Tomans

-Do you have any proof of how much they owe you?
-No

-We can just claim
-Why?

-You must all have a bank account...
-That's what I said

[Shouts]: But they led us on
and didn't give us any document

If I can prove how much it is, are you
willing to take your money and go?

[All shouting]: YES!

-Our money plus our payment for the mission
-Alright

Bring my money from the car and I'll fix it

Kamal! Stop whispering
things in my ears! Move

I'm just saying how does he know
exactly how much money we need

What's your problem now?
Grab the bag and let's go

OK but I'm telling you. I suspect this guy!

[Phone rings]

[Speaking in Armenian]

Yes, everything's going well as planned

The judge asked to bring the documents
and write the money they owe us. That's it

Yes, I take care of it. You go.

Write how much money
you demand on these papers

Hurry up. We're running out of time

-What do you mean?
-This meeting should end until 8:30

-I have to be home by 9
-What happens if you aren't?

Kidnapping will be added to
the list of crimes you committed

-Kidnapping?
-Yes

You took me in front of a police officer

That officer knew me.
He called me by my name

-Yeah. Judge Nazi
-Yes

Be sure that if I'm home by 9,
that means nothing happened

Or else they will report that I went
missing and that officer will identify you

Here you are

-Where are you going?
-To the bathroom!

Hello? Hi boss

You said I can call you
when it's an emergancy

We need to change the plan, boss. I
just found out the officer knows us all

He even knew the judge and said hi to him

Yes. When I fainted

What? If I kill him they will execute me!

How much?

If you don't help me leave,
300 million is no good for me

OK. You got it, boss

Hello?

Jackass!

I've got 300 million Tomans!

This is the case of the bank robbery

-Why do you have it?
-I'm the judge of this case

I do a part of my work
at home on the weekends

This weekend I chose this case because
I felt there are some unusal things in it

And I had to find out what

Now I get why your boss suggested me

I'm sure he knows lots of stuff about me

-I have no doubt that he has lots of plans for me
-What plans, dear Nazi?

Fix our problem first
and then worry about that

Alright, we get started

Open the box so that I can see the money

Seriously, you never danced before?

Yes of course, you know I was a very
different person before the Islamic Revolution

-You were one of us then
-I'm still one of you

Just...

Dear judge, look, it's open

-That's all you stole?
-Yes

-And the documents as well
-Yeah. All the papers are here

Do you know how much the
stolen amount was announced?

-Yes, 730 million Tomans
-No!

40 billion and 730 million Tomans

Where did they get 40 billion from?

I don't know. That's what they announced.

-If we get caught, we have to pay 40 billion Tomans?
-Yes

-That's a lie I swear...
-No it's not

Go bring the car

Sit behind your desk and deposite the
moneys from the accounts to this one

Hurry up before I blow you up!

That poor guy deposited the
money and gave me the receipt

I knew you'd betray us, Heshmat!

Shut your mouth! I did as he asked me to

It was the boss' orders. He said you can have
the cash and I take what's in the accounts

-It was you, then

-That one guy takes 40 billion and we...
-Don't judge so fast

Control yourself and sit down

-Sit the hell down!
-OK

-Where's the receipt?
-Here. I have it

4 billion Tomans was deposited in this part

You have 730 million and
your boss has 4 billion Tomans

And someone that we don't
know who they are took 36 billion

-You mean boss isn't the one in charge?
-That jackass? No

There are lots of robbers in this!

Let me. I have the report of the
crime scene and it might be helpful

According to the witnesses,
after the robbers left the bank...

-What are you doing, Bahrami?
-I wanna take back the money

They will explode here if
they find out, Mr. Bahrami

I don't care! It's my responsibility!

That's honorable! Fighting
against the corruption!

If all of our managers were like this,
everything would go well in our country.

Clap for him.
[Crowd Cheering]

The main robbery took place here

Instead of taking back 4 billion Tomans,

The assistant deposited
36 billion Tomans more

But don't be afraid. I'm with you

Because you've lost money

You had a difficult life and maybe that's why you agreed to do this

There's something else. I owe you

These two papers are precious
proof for finding out the truth

Thank you so much

Now that your problem's solved. Help us out

-Fix our problem as well
-You want me to calculate how much money the bank owes you

-Alright but on one condition
-What?

All of you, put your gun
somewhere no one can touch them

Makes sense

Some are moody and wanna
shoot every now and then!

-And they might ruin this
-OK

That was mine

And here's mine

I'm fine with it, too. Here's mine

-Put that aside!
-Put it down!

Just give me its loader

[Gunshot]

I'm sorry...

-I swear I don't know why it just shoots!
-Give it to me before you shoot again!

Here you are

-And yours?
-I've never had a weapon

That thing was fake

OK, start

-Heshmat?
-Huh?

-You seriously don't know him?
-No

-Who? The judge? He dances well!
-No, I meant the boss

He's putting us in danger

I swear I feel the same way

[Phone rings]
It's the boss!

What's he saying?!

Act normal and don't tell him
about the things we discussed here

He said: Act normal and don't tell
him about the things we discussed here

OK. Hi boss

What's taking so long?

The bank announced that 40 billion
and 730 million Tomans was stolen

I heard that too

If I find out who it
was, I'll set them on fire!

-Guys were so mad
-They have the right to be

Tell them I'll take care of them

For now, divide your
shares and hide somewhere

I'll figure out what to do later

That's not the only problem. The judge
knows us now. What if he turns us in?

Just give him some money and shut him up!

The boss said that if we give him
money, he won't cause us any trouble

Each of us pays him 5
million Tomans and it's done

-We have to pay him 20 million Tomans?
-Is it too much?

This judge won't cooperate with us easily

The boss said it's my job

Give me the money and I
know how to give it to him

-Why you?
-Ask the boss

-Why? You wanna give it yourself?
-No, I just wanna...

-I'm sensitive on you wifey!
-Don't call me wifey!

-Don't call me wifey in front of everyone!
-[The Judge]: Ladies and gentlemen!

If you're done talking, come here

Alright

You wrote down how much the bank owes you

And these are the dosuments of the bank

There are some minor
differences between them

Like what?

You're Kamal Ahmadnia, son of Jamal

You wrote that you demand 400
million Tomans plus 110 thousand dollars!

-Is that right?
-You want it to be wrong?

The Atiyeh institution didn't
have any currency account

They put the dollars in another bank!

Another bank isn't related to this robbery

-Also, you wrote that you demand 400 million Tomans
-That's right

That's not right! The bank
owes you 65 million Tomans

-I swear they changed it!
-Don't lie!

-Can you prove that?
-They changed it. How am I supposed to prove?

You claimed this and it's
your responsibility to prove it

-And you
-Vigen

Vigen Sardar, son of Sus Masis!

Right... [Chuckles]

You wrote that you
demand 590 million Tomans

Yes

But according to the bank documents,
they only owe you 90 million Tomans

I swear I spent the rest of it on
bank robbery and kidnapping you!

-You spent 500 million on us? Nonsense!
-You ate a lot!

Who paid for that, huh?

-Stop bullshitting!
-You drove my cars and ruined them!

[Shouts]: They were
broken in the first place!

I paid a fortune on the bombs. Do
you know how much the dynamites cost?

[Shocked]: They were real dynamites?!

-It was dough but it cost a lot!
-What?!

-Play dough
-Alright!

And you... Heshmat
Raeesian, daughter of Firooz

-Yes?
-You wrote that you demand 93 million Tomans, right

-Yes. I can show you my...
-No need, dear lady

With its profit it'll be 94800 or as
I round it up to 95 million Tomans

Bravo, dear lady!

What just happened?

You raised her money
and for us you lowered it!

That's none of my business.
It's the bank document

-And you, Miss Mina Jani
-Jooni sounds better!

Alright

[Shocked]: You wrote that you
demand 600 million Tomans!

At least!

Girl, you didn't even open
an account in the instituion!

Shit!

Was I supposed to open one?

Of course! How did you end
up demanding 900 million then?!

I didn't demand it. I said I need it!

Everything is so expensive nowadays!

I thought you were innocent and only dumb!

That someone took
advantage of your stupidity!

But you proved me wrong

Now I'm not surprised that
you were involved in a robbery!

According to the bank document, they
only owe you 250 million Tomans in general

If you subtract it from 730,
480 million Tomans will be left

My advice to you is to
give the rest to the charity

And don't make yourselves sinners

But that's up to you

-I'm done here
-Sit, judge!

I don't agree to this! They took my money

-What about the money I spent?
-I'm not OK with this either

We demand the money and
we did something together

We have 730 and we're four people

-How much would each of us get?
-I calculated it a hundred times!

182 and a half million Tomans

Excellent! We take it and go

Sit down!

Hey!

-You're a jackass!
-I'm not

Being a jackass means
not standing by your words

There are three of us and one of you.
We're standing and you're on wheelchair!

-I can stand!
-Shit!

Tell us the sentence, judge.
I'll shoot whoever that disagrees

I won't interfere in your business anymore!

-Tell us if you don't wanna die
-You can't harm anyone

-Don't test me!
-Already did

When she accidently shot,
everything became clear

What?

The bullets are fake.
They just make a sound!

Don't move! He's playing with us!

Why don't you test it?

-You asked for it!
-Put that damn thing down!

-Don't worry, lady. Nothing happens.
-What if it does?

It won't. Let him do it

Kamal

-That's so romantic!
-Ugh!

[Shouts]: Kill me first!

-I won't let it
-Alright!

Have fun flying y'all! Bye!

-You asked for it!
-Yeah

I'm asking for it! Shoot!

I will!

[Gunshot]

[Gunshot]

Boss! You lied about everything!

You lied about the money and the bullets. How should I
know you're telling the truth about the 300 million ?

I will pay you 400 or even 500 million.
Kamal, don't let him leave that cafe alive!

You're just talking about it

Don't be an idiot! If I told any of
those three to do this, they would

Deposite 500 million to my account
or leave it to those who'd do it for you!

You know what, boss? I'm out!

That guy is nice. I don't wanna
be responsible for killing him

Got it? Bye

These documents are a big clue for an
embezzlement that a lot of people are involved in

That 40 billion Tomans
is just a red herring

I think the purpose of bank robbery
was bringing these documents out

That's why all of our lives are in danger

You and me

It's better to end it quick and hide
somewhere they can't reach you

I agree

If each of us takes what
we demand, 480 is left

We do as you say, judge

I agree, too. Let's end this game, Nazi!

I'm so stressed out!

No honorable judge can decide
what some robbers should do!

It's really strange!

I can do one thing

I can figure out each of your punishments

And you can calculate your shares
from what's left according to that

It means whoever committed
more crime has more punishments?

Bravo

So whoever committed more crime
has a bigger share of money, right?

Bravo

Now, each of you, tell me what you
did so that I can tell your punishment

We start from you, lady

-Me?
-Yes. Go on

Um...

To be honest, I'm the only
one with a criminal record

I used to do bag robbery for 20 years

Actually, being a thief runs in our family!

-[Singing]
-That's amazing, mom!

[All singing]

Ezzat, Shokat, Nosrat and I have
been working together for years

My dad loved boys and we were
all girls so he named us after boys!

He tried to raise us like men and
he did except for one of us, Behjat

Don't annoy her. She didn't sleep
till the morning. Go do your work

-OK mom
-Take care

Goodbye

You ready? Let's go

Every morning, we'd come
out and go to crowded places

-In the neighbourhood, they call us...
-Greetings to The Doltons Aunties!

Let's not talk about how we
ended up with that nickname!

We had some moral rules, we
wouldn't rob the kids or the elderly

Or the ill people

If we'd find an ID or credit card,
we'd post them to their owners

Our dad had made a will for us not to put our
money in the banks. He said they're loan sharks!

He believed being a robber
is way more moral than that

Things were going well
up to a few years ago

But credit cards were placed in
people's pockets instead of cash

-And ruined our business
-It's not working

-We try so hard and get nothing out of it
-I second that

Let's change our way and do
something better before it's too late

What else can you do except for robbing?

-What about Behjat?What was she capable of?
-She's right. You rest for a while

She's right, sis. Let's all
gather around and learn from her

And then we'll be digital robbers!

-Exactly. What does she have that we don't?
-A brain!

Instead of saying these
nonsense, use the money you have

You can stay in the house
and live like princesses!

Brother, please don't talk about the
banks and the profits in this house!

-My late husband's soul will curse you!
-Sit down

What are you saying, mom? Dad's words were
for the time when banks' money wasn't legit

It's all clean now!

-Can't you shut your mouth?!
-Why should we hide our money in our pillows?!

We wanna keep them from being robbed
but after a while, our money is worthless

Our money is becoming less and less
precious and no one complains about it

My dearest, do whatever
you want with your money

But don't invest it in banks. I won't
be able to answer to your late father

Isn't Behjat his daughter, too?

-Yes
-Bravo!

Then why don't you ask her from
where she takes her money and spends it?

Exactly. Behjat works with a computer
for 2 hours and earns a lot of money

Hey! What's wrong with you?
You're jealous of your own sister?!

I don't know what she's up to but I'm sure
she has nothing to do with banks and...

My dear sister!

Banks aren't that bad. You've been hung up
on your late husband's will for 20 years!

If he'd know that banks are gonna give people
23 percent profit, he'd open an account!

-[Shocked]: Uncle! 23 percent?
-Yes yes!

Wow! That'd be a lot!

[Whispers]: Damn Satan...

Take it all out

The Dolton Aunties gathered all their
money and I took it to Atiyeh institution

That was the biggest mistake of my life

I should've never given
up on my late father's will

Alright

-Now, you go on
-What should I say?

I was a criminal my whole life!

[Bluffing]: Heshmat used to steal bags
but I used to steal bags and their owner!

I've worked with my uncle since I was 6

He was executed 7 years
ago and I took his place

We'd mainly mug people. Not only
in Tehran but in the whole country

Right when we were developing
our business, my uncle was gone

I took his place. I put a
knife on people a lot of times!

Sometimes we'd get caught
and we had to hit them so hard

The smallest crime I
committed was robbing the bank!

-[Shouts]
-Let go of me!

-Now do whatever you wanna do!
-Calm down, sir!

-[Screans]
-Oh God!

You jerk! You faint everytime you see a police
officer and now you claim you were a badass mugger?!

I didn't say I'd mug the police!

Judge! He's just making a scene to
make himself look like a real criminal!

The bigger the crime, the
bigger your share of money, right?

Don't interfere in this

For now, we're just gonna listen.
Do you have anything else to add?

I don't know what you're saying.
I just wanna talk to you in private

Alright, I'll listen. Let's go

Let's go over there

When it's my turn, I wanna talk
to Mr. Judge privately as well!

Privately? With the judge?

No freaking way!

He said that a few
drops of it would kill you

At first, I accepted to do
this. I swear I need the money

But when I saw how nice
you are, I refused to do it

He said he'd kill me but I
said I don't care! But, judge...

You know what? He said
he'd have someone else do it

I thought I should tell you this

I knew it. I knew he had plans for me

Yes? You are?

-The Boss
-Which boss?

-How many bosses are there?
-Lots of them, sir!

Idiot! I'm the boss; don't you get it?

-Your boss!
-Wow!

-Is this really you, boss?
-Yes. Now shut up and listen

Sure. I swear my heart's about to pop out!

Listen carefully. I'm about to
tell you something important

Anything you say is important! Just tell me

-I know that you love to go abroad
-Not just anywhere, boss! Korea!

That's not a foreign country! Back in
The Great Koorosh times, Korea was ours!

-Not the north one
-[Angrily]: OK Whatever!

If you do what I say right, I'll help you
go to Korea in two months, sounds good?

-Not the north one, though
-Alright!

-Now listen carefully what I ask
-[Filled with joy]:I'll do whatever you ask

It's a small thing. The judge has a habit to
drink tea whenever he finishes with a case

When he asked for tea, be
a volunteer to get him some

Look into Vigen's tea and coffee
stuff. There are two cans of tea bags

There's one tea bag in one
of them. That's for the judge

Make the tea and take it to him.
Make sure that he drinks that one

-Got it?
-Yes. Just... what happens next, boss?

Nothing. He'll fall asleep for two days and
you'll have the time to run away to a safe place

Also, no one can know about
this. Don't talk about it with anyone

It's just between you and me, got it?

I hear you, boss. You got it

-[Speaking in Korean]
-[Laughs]

-[Speaking in Korean]
-[Angrily]: What are you laughing at?!

I was an important person, Judge Nazi

There was no instagram back
then or else I'd be a celebrity!

You can't get it unless
you understand this place

And what was going on it it

Shokoofe No was the best cafe ever. Before
that, I was an accountant in a messed up company

My mother prayed for it and I got to be
the financial manager of Shokoofe No

It was so dreamy that I couldn't believe it

I became the owner of the cafe

But that dream didn't last long. The Islamic
Revolution happened and turned the tables

At first I wanted to move
abroad like many did but no!

Vigen and all his shitty work belonged to
this country! He couldn't go anywhere else

The cafe owner had to give up on the cafe

And started producing

I became worthless
after working for 35 years!

The factory went to shit

And I owed a lot of money

No one would buy that messed up factory

Especially in this country with
this bad economical situation

Judge Nazi, owning a cafe and
dancing isn't a crime I committed

I mean it is but that's not all

The biggest crime I committed
was wanting to produce in this country

He's telling the truth. Poor
guy lost so much money

Punish him more, he deserves it

Dear lady, you believe lies
easily! He didn't spend any money

-He didn't?
-No, the person you call the boss paid for it, right?

-How did you know?
-I'm a judge

-He didn't even own a factory
-He didn't?

-Did you own a factory?
-[Strammers]

No. He didn't even own a cafe

He was the financial manager

The owner moved abroad and he stayed here

Then after a while, he
became the cafe owner

Am I right?
You know what your biggest crime is?

That you've been pretending
to be Armenian for years!

[Shocked]: What?!

Judge Nazi! How did you figure that out?!

Just tell me why

To be honest, I thought if I act like
this, people would trust me easily

That's why I became Vigen

Because I loved Vigen so much

[Singing one of Vigen's songs]

Rest in peace, Vigen

Excellent! You're the first
one who got what a jerk I am!

-[Angrily]: Jackass!
-HEY!

[Door closes]

-We're going to the cafe?
-Yea

You think it's done?

It'll be by the time we get there. I
just hope this girl doesn't mess it up

I dreamed of going to
Korea since I can remember

Not the north one,
Judge but the South Korea

Every night I dream of going to
Korea and performing with BTS!

[Crowd cheering]

One of our relatives participated in a
protest against the government a few years ago

A few pictures of him was posted
and then he moved abroad easily

I decided to participate
in the protests as well

So that I can go abroad too

You won't believe the things I've done

I participated in all kind
of protests that were there

But I wasn't lucky. I've
been doing this for 3 years

I'm everywhere but nowhere as it seems

I guess I know the rest of the story well

You went to the protest of the
people who lost money in Atiyeh

And claimed that they
owe you 600 million Tomans

I said that's how much I need at least. I
have to spend in dollars in foreign coutries

Is 600 million Tomans really that much?

-If the dollar was cheaper, we could work on that
-All right

Look judge, I know the
crime I committed isn't that big

But since I'm young and I wanna get
married, give me a more punishment please

Yes please, judge

-We invite you all to the wedding!
-But you two don't have a criminal record.

I'd give up on my share
for these two poor ones

-You're the best, Heshmat!
-Yes, you are!

You've been so kind to us

I'd give up on half of my share as
a wedding gift to these love birds!

-Since they wanna start a new life
-[Speaking in Korean] Thank you

Well, you made my job easier

According to what you all said,

I gotta tell you that in this
case, the prime accused person,

Is sentenced to the most severe punishment as in death
since they caused disruption in the economic system

Good for them! They can easily move abroad!

Excuse me. Who is the prime accused person?

The one who took 36
billion and caused you trouble

Now the next accused person
or as you call him, the boss

He's sentenced to 20 years in jail

He's so lucky! Right, Heshmat?

Now it's your turn

I punish you all the same

You're all sentenced to 5 years in jail

-So our share of money is equal
-Deal

-120 million each
-[Judge]: Alright

I announce the end of the trial

Now someone please get
me some tea. My throat is dry

-I will bring you the tea
-Thanks very much

I'll go help my wifey if you let me

Love drives us insane, right?

Yes [Chuckles]

Only an insane person can stand
in front of a ready-to-shoot gun!

Thank you very much

[Pouring]

[Singing]

-Why did you put it aside from the others?
-That one's special for the judge

-For who?
-The judge

-No!
-Be careful not to burn yourself!

The special things of
you are only mine now!

I'm sensitive on you! Go away!

Damn your sensitivity!

I calculated it all. Heshmat, is that OK?

Thanks. I can pay the Dolton Aunties now

Now the love birds

185 for the groom and 120 for the bride

-Dance for us!
-Give my share to wifey. We're together

-Here you are
-The judge first

Thank you very much

-When will you bring me tea?
-Soon!

I hope so

-Now the factory owner who lost money!
-Don't remind me! It sets me on fire!

It's mine and these two are for you

Here you are

-I don't drink
-Why not?

No reason

-You better not, too
-I will

And since you're mine,
what's yours is mine!

You got your money

And these documents are mine.
I'll kick all their asses with these!

Oh we forgot something

-What?
-Come here

It's private family talk, dear judge!

-Alright
-OK

You're so happy. You
forgot 5 millions for the judge

He's right. he earned it. I'm OK with it

What? Why are you agreeing?

I got 100 and you got 200 and we
both have to pay 5? How's it fair?

-The boss' orders
-[Shouts]: I don't care!

Don't argue! The judge is sleeping!

It's not time to sleep

Judge! Hey! Are you sleeping?

-What the hell are you doing?!
-Help him breathe

He doesn't need that

What happened?

-He looks like he had a heart attack
-What are you saying?!

Judge!

-Who did this?
-Look at him! He's sleeping like a baby!

Put that aside!

The boss asked me to kill him!

With this. And I refused

He said he'll leave it to someone
else. Which one of you did it?!

-I think the boss is calling
-Give that to me

Hello? Look...

I'll find you wherever you are! I'm Kamal

Yes, he's dead

I won't let you disrespect his soul

Yes. What?!

Police? Where?

What?! Oh God

-What happened?
-He hung up

The boss said the police is coming
here. Take your money and run!

-So we should just leave him here?
-What do you expect then?!

If we get caught with a corpse, murder
will be added to the crimes we committed

The boss asked to take his
car and leave it somewhere

-Take the documents!
-No, let the police have it. Let's support the judge!

I'm leaving!

You came in our lives when it
was late and you left us soon

I'll change the name
of The Dolton Aunties

I'll call it The Nazi Gang!

in your loving memory, The Great Judge Nazi

See you on the other side

It's done

Everything went as planned

How are you the great master?!

-Are they gone?
-Yes, for good!

-It's called the perfect plan!
-No plan is perfect, kid!

Except when you're dealing
with four dumb people!

I'd rather give half of my properties up
to take these documents out of the bank

Now they're all here and 40
billion Tomans is in your account!

I've got 8. 2 for you and this kid. I have
to deposite the other 30 to Uncle Jahan!

But he didn't do anything
and we did everything

Uncle Jahan will make it
up for us in the right time

Thank you, Vige. I'll get off here

-Is your home here?
-No but I've gotta do something

All right.

[Door Closes]

[Car honking]
Will you go straight?

Open the door

[Door Closes]

I shouldn't have left him
alone. I hope it's not too late

[Shocked]: He's alive?

Now I get how fat people feel

They were really dumb!

I worked so hard to find them!

I called 280 people to find these 4

All right! You told us this a hundred times!

You're in the next project, too

-What's up with Judge Nazi?
-He said he wants the final bill by Saturday

I'll take it to him

Do it slowly! You're cutting my skin off!

Oh...

Do it slowly, you fake police officer!

You're cutting my skin
off! I'll kick your ass!

What did you do?

Hello Mr. Kariman. Welcome

-Hi, Hamid. How are you?
-Thanks. I'm good

-Did you get your loan?
-Thanks to you. They'll deposite it in a few days

Thank God

If you faced any problem, come to me

-Sure. You've always been kind to me
-You're welcome. Is sir here?

Yes. Go in please

Hi sir. Good morning

Wow! Mr. Kariman! I see
you look happy the robber man!

-We should live as long as we're alive
-Great!

[Knocks]

-Hi
-Hi ma'am

-Is Judge Nazi's room here?
-Yes. What do you need?

I have to see him

You can't do it without making
an appointment first. He's too busy

I'm one of his relatives.
I came from the country

Someone's in there now. Have a seat, please

OK

The report isn't ready yet. This
is the final bill that you asked for

Great. Did you list the
documents that are out of the bank?

That needs some work. I'll prepare
it by the weekend and bring it to you

[Door Closes]

-Are you leaving?
-Yes, if you don't tell anyone

-Keep me posted. Bye
-Goodbye

-How are you related to the judge?
-I'm his cousin

All right.

-Is this her?
-Yes

I don't know you, dear lady

Dear lady... Yeah

Is there any other Judge Nazi?

No it's only me. Now if you let me...

Excuse me. Is the guy that just came out
of the judge room one of his colleagues?

No, he's the bank owner

Hi

-Hi Mr. Kariman
-Hi

[Door opens]

[Door Closes]

Good day, ma'am. Can I help you?

-Is the boss here?
-Yes. He's sitting there

-Thanks
-You're welcome

You're somehow related
to that jerk guy, boss!

I will chase you until I find you

You don't know The Dolton Aunties yet!

Behjat

[Door Closes]

-Hi, mom
-Hi dear. You're back early

-Is Behjat awake?
-Yes. Something happened?

No. I still don't know

[Knocks]: Behjat

Open the damn door, Behjat!

Behjat!

[Stammers]: H- Hi
-Hi

-Can I come in?
-Yes

I need you to help me

I want you to identify someone

Sit down

His name is Bijan Kariman. I
wanna know everything about him

-Can you do it?
[Stammers]: Y-Yes

After that, look for
someone named Judge Nazi

-What's going on?
-It's a long story. Those jerks double-crossed us!

[Stammers]: Didn't you get your money back?

This time, I wanna take
back my heart. You in?

-Hey!
-[Stammers]: I'm in until the end!

Alright. Go for it

-[Stammers]: Is that him?
-Yeah

-Wait! Wait a second!
-[Stammers]: Wh-What happened

Zoom in his damn face!

-It's him. Jackass!
-[Stammers]: Who?

Does it hurt?

I have some painkillers

No, it's a birthmark

It's not related to this accident

Kariman is The Judge
Nazi. The fake one of course

Watch how The Dolton
Aunties will kick your ass!

[Door opens]

[Door Closes]

There were four of us
before and now we're five

We used to rob small things but
from now on we go to the big thieves!

-Shall we go?
-[Stammers]: L-Let's go!