Baksa Badal (1970) - full transcript
A hilarious romantic-comedy where two people have their luggage exchanged during a train journey. One of them (Soumitra) is a psychiatrist, and he develops a keen interest in knowing the other party (Aparna Sen). His experience as a psychiatrist helps him to understand the happy-go-lucky and pampered Aparna Sen and woo her love.
The Switch
We're about to reach
Come on, get packed now.
- Yes, Ma
ln the back of beyond places like this
practising must be tough
Why ?
- Can't hope to find patients here
Demented minds belong only in cities ?
- Absolutely
The expansion of a civilisation
catalyses diseases ofthe mind
Really ?
- No laughing matter
Sweden is civilised, you accept ?
Sweden has the highest rate of suicide
What reason, except the diseased mind ?
Why didn't you bring your brother ?
He dislikes mountains. Says, change of
altitude isn't good for sportsmen
Still at cricket ?
- With all his heart and soul
Cricketing engagements
are too engrossing
So much so that he can't spare
even ten days ?
l've a photo for your mantelpiece.
Brother and l
Wise
And the other one's photo ?
- Whose ?
You pretend innocence ?
Niru, l seriously protest if l'm
introduced to the groom at the altar
He's coming in the winter.
You can look him up
You won't approve of him, Uncle ;
he has no interest in greens
As strongly as l disapprove
ofyour disinterest
Next time you come, which l hope
will be before you're married...
bring him along. Ifyou're married
by then, the honeymoon is on me
l was looking forward to escaping
the city grind for ten days. Disgusting
Disgusting ? Let's read your face
What have you brought for me ?
- Wait, the wait will be worthwhile
l see, you haven't unpacked yet ?
Lady, we plan to banish ourselves
to the forests
ln a flash of self-denial ?
- A temporay dislike of mankind
So suggestively, l've been prodding
your husband to spend a day or mo...
amongst the beasts,
in one ofthe nearby reserve forests
Banish that thought. There's no place
for a lady like me among beasts
Chances are we'll find someone
with a better temperament
Ever put a thought to the justification
of demeaning animals ?
Why are inhuman acts called
''bestial'' ?
Ever heard of pet dogs betraying men ?
Do find out about men betraying trust
Once you're married, you'll see
for yourselfwhich zoo you end up in
What giRs have you for me ?
Begin with how much the bag cost...?
- Fim nine
Such prices...!
l've a fine bush shirt for you
For me...?
- Like l said, patience
What's this ?
Oh my dear, dear brother-in-law !
So much for you being a psychiatrist !
A switch ?
- Indeed ! This is funny
All my belongings ! Funny indeed
Notjust another wench,
this one's so smart
Come on, we got to solve this mess.
- As if it's a fortune ?
Sweets. And a dress.
Especially for you
Sweets ?
And look, here's a nice dress
Don't you touch all that !
What a shame, it ought to be returned
Returned, to whom ?
- There might be an address, somewhere
Let me take a look
Water, chilled
You want a drink ?
- No, a bath
Why are you cying ?
My holiday is ruined !
Then think ofthe person who's lost it.
We must find a way of returning it
Have a heart, he could be in trouble.
- Why, oh why should l have a heart ?
Look, to get back his,
he'll have to return yours
But how ? Where, where is he ?
Sleeping dress
Shirt
Pants
Brother, when l was packing,
l put your last letter in...
l'm sure, inside the flap.
- End ofworries
Now, if only l can find his address.
- Calls for a tea
What we need first, is his address
Eureka !
Show that to me
Dr Pratul Bhattacharji, psychiatrist.
Ramoy Road, Calcutta
Sumitra Majumdar, but no address ?
- Won't you ever buy me...
something like this...?
- Stop carping
And now, a photograph !
My dear brother-in-law...
she is really exotic
Photograph ? Let me see
The boy is a sportsman, extrovert.
- The girl ?
Was she in the train ? Seems familiar
Any address ?
- Still looking
Must be gone to a hill station,
by that woollen wardrobe
Darjeeling or Kurseong...
- Or Kalimpong ?
Can you lend me something to wear ?
- More than enough
lndecisiveness over what one expects
of life is perhaps the greatest tragedy
Those who know what to want
and those who have nothing to want...
find happiness easily. Exceptions.
- Please...
Take mo
What vain rose can say,
''Love me, despite my thorns''
l think many blossoms can outshine
the rose's beauty
ln fragrance,
the jasmine is unequalled
l like to wear blues and greens because
l see so much of it in skies and trees
lt's wrong and you persist in doing it
because you're human, not beast
But she isn't worthless,
here's a lady of some parts
Have you lost sense of propriety ?
What might he think ?
- That l ate because l was hungy
Lost luggage ! l got to rave and crave
Minu, l too am craving
Then gorge
Girlfriend !
Aloka, Kalimpong.
- Not Aloka. Amita
So that's where my luggage is
and l hope they return my luggage
Sister-in-law dear...
- Yes...?
You're as wicked as a witch.
Say, how do l get even for the switch ?
Steal the sweets.
- How pem
Wait...
Let's grow whiskers on this lad
And l never locked it !
What if something's stolen ?
That's thinking like you
l'm so happy about getting back,
l don't want to open it up
Silly, open it and take a look
Evemhing all right ?
PerFectly
What's this ?
How did this happen ?
- What happened ?
Vandalism ! Whiskers on my brother !
l've lost all faith in doctors
No ! l'm going to write a letter !
- To whom ? What madness is this ?
All over, you know...
a tingling, as ifthis ghost is...
not as if l'm being hurt...
more like someone is tickling me...
it's an uneasy feeling
How would you like
to get tickled all the time ?
Are you feeling it now ?
- What...?
Do you feel being tickled right now ?
- Now...? No, no
When l am talking to someone,
when l'm playing a game of cards...
it doesn't happen
But as soon as l get home...
you see l live all alone...
l never married, so no family members
... so when l'm home, it begins
Tickling, all over
And l see things,
l still see them now... spots
Spots of many different shapes...
there... there...
crawling, eveywhere, you see...
l can see them, when l'm attentive
All menty four hours.
- Even in sleep ?
Pardon ?
Once l become conscious about it,
it's vey disturbing
Here, l see you, a vey handsome face
But all over your face...
they're crawling,
swimming, like tadpoles
At the club the other day
Mohim Chatterji mentioned you...
saying, ''Physical medicine is no use.
Go and see Dr Bhattacharji''
He says, he has greatly benefited.
- How long have you had ear trouble ?
Year...?
- Ears
Oh ears, of late, a bit aggravated.
- Ty a hearing aid
l'm prescribing a sedative for a week.
Tell me on Saturday how you're doing
Saturday ? All right, thank you
l never expected to find someone so young
You tend to imagine a Freud
when you think of psychiatrists
Hello Stranger,
Thank you for returning my luggage.
l notice something amiss amongst
my belongings.
For which, l cannot lay a blame
upon anyone else except you.
Whiskers, l happen to dislike
and l detest it on men closest to me.
Your artistic oeuvres may be laudable
but questions gravely your tastes.
ln this letter, l express
my felt duty to keep you informed.
Sincerely,
Amita Majumdar
What gives ?
- l've been waiting for hours
Why ?
- Relax, l'll tell you
l can't make head or tail
of last night's dream
ls that what you've come up with ?
You ought to visit my chambers
And pay my fees
Do you approve ofwhiskers on a man ?
No
And no woman does
But some women have moustaches
Do men approve of men with whiskers ?
Men are exhibitionists.
- Facial hair is a male phenomenon
Then grow a beard too.
- Not in fashion
Right Ma ?
- What ?
Are beards nice ?
- Who's growing a beard ?
What if l grow a beard ?
- l'd hate it except if...
it's any help for you
to find a bride. You understand ?
You know what your problem is ?
Obsession, a one-track mind
Cut it out
l need financial support from sponsors
for a play
What ?
- Sponsorships. You must help me
You got a rich clientele.
- l'd rather analyse your dream for free
Will you or won't you ?
Here are the sponsorship rates
One premium spot advertiser
Better, go asking yourself.
l'll give you the contacts
You're better equipped with
what it takes to crack such deals
Get dressed up, wear a nice perFume
and a special smile
You'll be swamped under
a landslide of sponsorships
Many thanks. May l mention you
as one the advisers ?
Good. Which play ?
- Illusions
Which role are you playing ?
- Producer
Are you sick ?
- A wilted romance
Wilted before it began.
- Some affliction. l'll pass you on
Minu, Shobhan is here
Your Romeo is here
Will you give me a liR ?
Why not ?
Come on, why not ?
Because, three is always a crowd
Ma...
- Yes ?
You ought to tell her. Her bo_riend
ought to socialise with sportsmen
Sportsmen lack grey cells.
- You think he's all grey ?
Hey brother !
- Yes ?
Sit...
- Why ?
Sit still.
- What are you upto ?
Let's see ifyou suit a role.
- What role ?
Vey romantic role
Bless you, but please don't overdo it
How was the holiday ?
- Fine. Sit
Just a short stay. The heat hits you
as soon as you're back from the hills
Yes, such warm weather...
l hope Minu is keeping well ?
Oh she's been fine what with her uncle,
he pets her and he has invited you
l have been vey busy.
- Is that so ?
l'm expecting a promotion in Januay.
- Really ?
Let's go
Won't be back before nine
Well... bye
l hope you found the weather fine ?
- Lovely
Must say lucky, l believe it rains
this time ofthe year
And you're right.
- And you've come to love rains ?
Not city-rains.
In the hills, it's exotic
Are you laughing ?
- Not really, but last year...
didn't you say you'd hate to go to
the hills and not find any snow...?
That was last year, don't people change ?
- Of course... hundreds oftime
Then why...?
- But managing quick-change is tough
The human mind is a management subject ?
- Wouldn't it make things easier ?
What happened ?
- Where did l keep the ticket ?
What's happening to me ?
- An affliction, what else ?
Any point standing and gaping ?
How about the nice film at Metro ?
- Not another cinema
Then... an_here else ?
A stroll by the river ?
- So be it
l don't know what's come over me...?
Want me to name it ?
- What ?
See a doctor
You must be angy ?
- Only for your own good
How oRen you keep forgetting.
Unmindfulness can lead to anything
l tell you, see a doctor
There's a fine doctor, you know
... no really,
Dr Pratul Bhattacharji, psychiatrist,
on Ramoy Road
The indicator has been malfunctioning.
- Admit it. You forget all about gas
Yes ?
Speak
Go ahead
Now, go on
My memoy is somewhat...
Like what ?
Nothing much really,
like buying tickets to the cinema,
then forgetting to cary them
Or forgetting to tank up on gas,
then right in the middle ofthe road...
Stops ?
You must be finding it outright silly ?
You won't call it a complaint, really ?
Never think that way, trifles sometimes
Iead to major complications
She said exactly that
This absent-mindedness ofyours,
is it a phenomenon of late ?
About a year... it has increased
Any serious illnesses, recently ?
Measles once, when l was a child
Commonplace experience
Nothing to crack up over
Any crisis during the last few years ?
Crisis, notjust mishaps
Any incident, something like
a turning point in your life ?
Could it be the job ?
Getting it or losing it ?
- Getting it !
l'm an accountant,
l've been about four years
Then you're surely feeling secure ?
- Yes, kind of
Are you married ?
Any girlfriends ?
Yes ?
One is required to inform
about liaisons ?
The affliction is in the mind
Without a proper picture of
the condition ofyour mind...
l'd be hard put
What was the question ?
- Girlfriend
Yes... l mean yes, l have a girlfriend
How long have you known her ?
Approximately ?
About a year... and a half
And it's a serious involvement
on your part ?
Have you proposed ?
Proposed to mary her ?
l haven't propositioned her formally, yet
Any objections from her guardians ?
No, not as far as l think
And from her side ?
Making that out... is somewhat tough
ls the state ofyour memoy
any hindrance to the romance ?
Somewhat
But you definitely know that she doesn't
have such feelings for anyone else ?
Definite
- Still you haven't propositioned ?
She's in college.
Marying before the graduation...
Mr Mukherji...
until such time that you can unravel
your girlfriend's intention...
absent-mindedness won't leave you
Until now, you're only surmising.
Isn't that so ?
Somewhat
Here's your prescription
Engaging yourself actively
is what'll work for you
You must be more alert,
you must make the first move
A morass of uncertainty is acting
like a mindblock
Cleaning up the garbage
will open up your mind and memoy
Supposing l propose
and then she refuses ?
Some nos can also be
vey close to a yes
You must come to terms
with the finer points of life
What if a no is a negation ?
Then, no hope. No vacancy.
One must look beyond
You seem to have studied
these phenomena thoroughly
Mr Mukherji, such is what
my profession demands
May l remain curious to know the outcome
Sure, sure
What's this ?
Grass
Grass ?
From China
Oh, Chinese grass ; might as well
say so. Why must you say grass ?
The mind reacts to wonder
whether l've become four-legged
What gives ?
- So much to do
Would you like pudding ?
- No thanks
Go on, it's nice.
- No
Excuse me
Ratna...
how would you like to mary
a somewhat silly but nice guy ?
lt'd make a nice match
Silly ? Guess how much l've raised
in sponsorships ? Twelve thousands
Not by dint ofyour intellect.
Perseverance yes and something else
But not intellect.
Therefore l have a nice match for you
Not that he might be willing to
consider you from the word go
Because his inclinations are elsewhere
though l don't think he'll succeed
l suggest you give up medicine
for matchmaking
Who can make a better match than
a psychiatrist ?
Why not find a match for yourself ?
You're of age and you earn well
My case is different.
l don't go only by looks
l get to read right through the minds
and that's where the trouble lies
So eveyone is mad or deranged ?
- Take Ratna...
her psyche is as clear as glass
Cut the crap and shoot me a ten
A good match forjust ten ?
- No good matches
One good ticket. Front row.
Seven girls, ty reading their hearts
Are you threatening
to sell me a ticket ?
Sir, will you please help this
unfortunate girl ?
Ratna...
What happened ?
- Who's she ?
Why...?
- She's one of your class-mates ?
She's playing the lead
Amita Majumdar. You know her ?
Now who's the fool ? You or l ?
How can l not ? Classmate
Do you know her ?
- By name and appearance, yes
And the mind...?
- In parts, yes
Haughty, spoiled
Perhaps the only daughter of her parents,
doesn't know what she wants out of life
Avoids wearing greens and blues,
likes mysteries
What gives now ? A mystey ? l'll ask her.
- Don't you dare
First, how come you know ?
Have you met her ?
Listen...
- Start talking
No, listen...
- You're talking
Come inside
Three, instead of one.
But on one condition
Ask me nothing
and tell her nothing about me
And...
- What else ?
How well do you really know her ?
- Not too well
She joined the music school
only six months ago. Sings well
My tickets, please
You must have patience.
- l'll ty
Have you no patience at all ?
l'm a doctor, not a patient.
- Ifthat's humour
Come inside, the act is beginning
l want a straightForward answer
Can you get whatever you want ?
- Yes or no ?
ln November, l'm getting
a nice apartment in Swinhoe Street
Come December, why can't we
be married ? You have any objections ?
Why do you need to know that so early ?
l'll tell you in November
You aren't saying no ?
l'm not saying yes, either
At least l have your company
these four months ?
Ratna calling
She has a bo_riend.
- What ?
Bo_riend, paramour, lover
l know, l know, but...
how did you come to know ?
By asking.
- And what did she have to say ?
l think she's strange.
l saw her arriving with him
What does he look like ?
A sportsman of sorts ?
Quite handsome, and not a whisker.
- Obviously
l'm giving up on you.
- Good. But don't give up on her
l want evey information,
vey interesting case
You're putting no thought to it.
- Now's no time to think
No harm thinking, even ifyou're
deciding in November,
first of November, do you remember ?
Yes
Holiday in Kalimpong.
October 2nd
Father is dead, so she has her mother
and elder brother, fine cricketer
A maternal uncle in Kalimpong.
- What's this maternal uncle about ?
Didn't ask.
- What an idiot
Too many queries can raise doubts.
- Find out tomorrow
l'll ty.
- How do you find her ?
What use ? You've no chance.
- Still, l'd like to know
Nice, if a bit wild.
- You leave that to me
Would you object
if l went to Kalimpong ?
When ?
- Whenever you're there
ln Kalimpong,
l never leave my uncle
Fine. Neither shall l
How about driving faster ?
l'm driving slowly because ofyou.
- No, faster is better
Yes ?
Horonath Chatterji.
Used to be a professor,
now retired in Kalimpong,
researching mountain herbs
Botanist ?
- Also an author
Published ?
- Yes
Where is the book available ?
In Kalimpong or Calcutta ?
How would l know that ?
You do that finding-out
Listen,
l'm no Pratul Bhattacharji...
if l can't find
the right match for you in 3 months
Yes...?
- No, nothing
What...?
- Water
Let's go
Hello
Why are you standing like
a wooden doll ? Move something...
this is a movie.
- How about a jig ?
Stop
Take a break. Give me an hour and a half
then we'll head back
How about a short trip to Gangtok ?
l'll show you some rare orchids
You'll love it there,
it's vey picturesque
l'd love to go.
- Not before l've seen the rains here
l'm hoping the weather
will turn clement in a day or mo
You must be Professor Chatterji ?
Yes... and you are...?
- Will you please autograph this book...
What are you doing with this book ?
- A subject of my interest
My name is Pramod Bhattacharji
My sister, Nirupama and niece, Amita
- Greetings
So sir...
- Please, no formalities
Fine, are you staying here ?
- l'm put up in Siliguri
l'd never been to Kalimpong
and besides, l knew you're here
Then come over to my place,
ifyou have the time ?
About mo hours...
- Join us for tea, l live nearby
Yes Niru...?
- Fine, do come along
But...
- Come along
This niece of mine asks me
why l live in solitude
l say, what solitude ?
l'm always surrounded...
by 200 varieties of friends and
acquaintances at the least count
You know that feeling, don't you...
can't expect them to understand
Holidaying here...?
- My daughter's college vacation
Then it'll be a long vacation.
- No, just about ten days
Stop
Nice, finding you right on my way
Oh you...!
Just like l warned you.
l only had to manage leave from work
May l assume that he is...?
Shobhan Lal Mukherji, yours truly
And like this other friend of ours,
you wish to escape soon enough ?
No, l'll be for about four days
Excuse me, where before...?
- Excuse me...?
No, l just wondered...
- l am Pramod Bhattacharji
Pra-mod
Are you headed back home ?
- Do you propose a hotel ?
Vey well, put your luggage down
and then come over
l'm on the right incline,
second cottage on the leR. Aloka
Aloka... l'll be back
Come quickly.
- Sure
Let's proceed
Amita, l'll be with you soon
Get there in time for tea
Minu, come along
ln these forests, l discovered mo new
species of orchids, all in ten minutes
Chances. This chance meeting
reminds me ofthat find of mine
As of now you may not discuss orchids.
- Accepted
You don't share this interest a bit ?
- What with her sole current interest...
discussion on any other topic
is absolutely intolerable for her
Uncle, you won't !
- You see Pramod...
music, literature, films,
she is an all-round expert
How interesting would it be if she
had an interest in plant life
Don't you even like flowers ?
- l do but some flowers...
are given undue importance.
- True
You think so too ?
- Indeed. Like the rose
Exactly ! Rose.
- So oR deliberated in poety...
a certain allergy
can be attributed to it
l'll leave you to keep Pramod busy with
stories, while l organise the tea
Stay here, l'll make tea
ARer tea, l want to show you
something before you go
Movies. Of orchids in their natural
surroundings. Let me get these ready
Of course
Okay, l'll tell you about the incident
during our last holiday
Yes...?
- My luggage was misplaced
A switch of suitcases, at the
railway station. He was a doctor...
l can't recall the name now...
- And then...?
Fortunately, we found his address
and the suitcase was couriered to him
And this gentleman happened to find
my Kalimpong address in my suitcase
But those mo days were terrible for me,
l felt so irritated and helpless
He must've felt the same way.
- Could be,
but l wasn't in the frame of mind
to think about his situation
You must've searched his belongings.
- How could l not ?
To find the address, l went through
his luggage with a toothcomb
And having done that, you couldn't
make a guess on the nature ofthis man ?
Belongings, you see, are indicative.
- Yes, young. Also tasteful
But quite, in fact, vey uncouth.
- Is that apparent from belongings ?
No, a photograph in my suitcase,
of me and my brother
He drew a moustache on my brother's face
before returning it. What if not uncouth ?
How are you sure that he did it ?
- Who else ?
A child at home, perhaps ?
Oh grief, it never occurred to me.
l even wrote him a strongly worded letter
ln that, you were justified.
Nomithstanding who did it...
this man should've apologised to you
in writing
Correct, he should've done that.
No, l was justified
No further contact or correspondence ?
- l didn't feel any such need
An author would've started a romance
around this incident...
beginning with the switch,
both characters are irritated...
followed with restitution,
then introductions and aRerwards...
ARerwards...?
Romance
Anything is possible in a tale
Maybe you had no need for romance ?
- Neither did he, maybe
No way l could've made out if he was
unmarried or if he had no girlfriends
There were ladies' dresses in his bag.
- A sister-in-law's...?
Come for tea
So you've heard the stoy ofthe switch ?
You should've seen my daughter cying,
like a schoolgirl
Tell me, isn't it irritating ?
- l too felt the same...
l mean, l would've felt the same
in such a situation
lt won't be dark before six.
Ifyou're in a hury...
we can darken a room to
watch the movie
The reel l shot in Sandak Fu
is fascinating
The place for rhododendrons ?
Uncle...
Here comes Shobhan
Get a chair, please
Welcome
l hope you had a nice journey ?
- Yes, but next time l'll fly
When did you arrive ?
- Half an hour before you
Where before have we...
Shobhan, how much sugar ?
- Two spoons
One for Minu, none for brother
and you ?
One
Do visit us in Calcutta, this meeting
is too brief even for introductions
Oh yes, do give me your address.
We must stay in touch with each other
A new book of mine is being published
next month, l must give you a copy
lt's about flowers
in and around Kalimpong
Well Shobhan, what about you ?
Do you like music ?
- Especially your niece's
You know, Minu knows about this
vey picturesque spot here
lt offers a spectacular view of
Kalimpong town and the Kanchenjunga peak
lfwe are to watch this film ofyours...
lf...?
- l mean, why not take a quick look ?
Evemhing's arranged.
l think you might like it
And l hope Niru won't object to
watching a movie about flowers ?
Have l ever dissented ?
Let's not drag you into this, and
you'll be around of course. See you
ln that case...
l'll look you up in Calcutta
l certainly won't be amazed. It's
progressively becoming a small world
Pramod...
sit, while l adjust the projector.
- Be seated
My brother has always regretted
how no one appreciates his work
According to him, eveyone keeps happy
with fragrances of flowers. No one...
is interested in knowing about flowers.
- True
Your son, is he ?
- Yes, that's mymosome
He's Minu's elder by mo years
and he has a fancy for sports
How many siblings are you ?
- Brothers. Two. He lives in Siliguri
A married sister, settled in Kanpur
Ma lives in Calcutta.
My father died in '52
Are you... angy ?
Why ?
Because... l'm here...?
- You said you might
Yes... l may have said so
Then...?
l get a feeling...
What...!
- The name of this tree
Tell me...
What ?
- Are you...?
ls that a new cardigan ?
Doesn't it look nice ?
That yellow on a man...
ls deep brown better ?
- Passable
Now ?
Amita...
Unmarried ?
Come
Sit
Please sit
You mean you've given it no thought ?
- You're forcing me to think
Then why aren't you saying it ?
Amita, until l know ofyour decision...
you know how much l...
- What's there ?
Mr Pramod...
The film is over ?
- The film tore
Are you leaving ?
- Yes, goodbye
Did you change that cardigan ?
l nearly didn't recognise you
Goodbye and best of luck
Did you happen to know him before ?
No
And l thought he's familiar,
but l can't quite place him
lt has happened thrice
The same dream, you know
You know...?
What do you make of it ?
No, l mean, interesting
Then...?
Nothing more... the door opens
But l couldn't make out who pushed
the door open. Someone tall, turbaned
You seem worried
Any outstanding loans ?
Could he be a creditor ?
Shobhan Lal Mukherji speaking.
- Yes, what news ?
Don you remember me ?
- Of course
Sharp memoy
What's news ofyour memoy ?
- Better. Your treatment has worked
Then evemhing is fine ?
- It'd be nice to meet you once more
Vey well...
- Will you be able to spare time ?
Now ? Where are you situated ?
- Vey close by
Then come over
Amazing ! You guessed correctly
A loan, which l had all but forgotten.
- Your subconscious never forgot it
You think, l'll be rid ofthis dream
once l've repaid the loan ?
Ty and see
Ratna...?
- Goodness ! What gives ?
What are you upto ?
- Gossiping
With whom ?
- Shibani
Who's that ?
- Neighbour
Friend ?
- Not really
Can you get rid of her ?
- Why ?
To get yourself here in fiReen minutes.
This is urgent
l could ty.
- Give it that, for your own good
Sit
What news, Mr Mukherji ?
Dr Bhattacharji, would l make
a bad choice for a husband ?
Why should you be a bad prospect ?
That isn't the real question
The question is husband to whom ?
Not evey groom is a perFect match
for evey bride
Did you propose ?
- Yes
Take a look at this guy. Stay as long
as l don't ask you to leave. Come in
Come in
Please wait for a while
Sit
She is assisting me
You may speak freely
So, did you propose ?
l did
Vey soon aRer you told me to,
l propositioned her. But...
she isn't about to tell me anything
before first of November
Do you feel hopeless ?
The situation is such, if she says no,
l'm in for a shock. If she says yes...
You're still leR worying
about the future ?
Yes, you know...
the way she changes from one moment
to another, it's hard to tell
Day aRer tomorrow,
she might say yes,
but what if she refuses
a day before the wedding
Maybe l'm unable to explain clearly,
she's a vey unusual type
l think, Dr Bhattacharji, it'd be good
ifyou were to meet her
Meet her... as a patient ?
No, ifyou were to accompany me
when l go to her house...
l'd introduce you as a friend...
someone who has just returned
from London or something like that
Keep this note
Send the man who did the make-up for
your play to my house tomorrow evening
Go through the file.
You can return it tomorrow
Have women entered this profession ?
The problem is, they don't stick around
for long. In no time, they're married
This lady is quite intelligent
Would you like to go ?
Yes, unless l address your case soon...
You see, of late, she's been
avoiding meeting me alone...
ifyou're with me, then maybe...
l'll organise it so that
you can have a quiet chat with her
Wait...
evenings are better
Tomorrow ?
Fine. And day aRer tomorrow
is first November
One minute
Three... seven... rose
Give me a number bemeen one and five
Three
Bemeen one and ten ?
- Seven
Name a flower.
- Rose ?
What do you make of it ?
A simple, straightForward girl
would've been best for you
Well let's look up...
what was her name ?
Amita Majumdar
May l take your leave...
shall l come tomorrow at six ?
Fine
What are you upto ?
Secure job
Nice pay
No drinking, no smoking
Not ugly either
And l'm to take him offthe rebound ?
Amita Majumdar's bo_riend, isn't he ?
Bo_riend, my foot
Three questions. Quick answers
A number bemeen one and five.
- Three
Bemeen one and ten ?
- Seven
Name a flower.
- Rose
What's this in aid of ?
l just need a make-up man.
- Why ?
l need my whiskered face back
for a while
Amita, is she in ?
Yes, but the ball has a bounce.
Got to play carefully
Minu...
- What ?
Who ?
- A mosome
l don't know one, you know the other.
- Coming
Aren't you going ?
Who's tagging along ?
Ma...
- What ?
l'm going to turn him down
You don't have to give a reply today.
- l'm telling you beforehand
Matter ofyour choice
Then l don't like him
Now l don't even know why
l've been going around with him
My friend Jayanto Sengupta.
- Greetings
Miss Majumdar
Sit
He has been in London.
Studying. Accountancy
Oh l forgot my car keys.
Be seated, l'll be back
Are you an actress ?
ls that your photo ?
Yes, a perFormance
at the music school. Illusions
Then you like acting ?
- Particularly when l'm appreciated
l didn't mean it that way
l mean, considering that
acting is make-believe...
and you are to be what you aren't,
doesn't it create a conflict ?
Not really, in fact, that's the fun
You suppress your personality,
then you use your imagination
to enter into someone else's persona
There's a challenge
and there lies the fun
Have you never enacted a role ?
- Yes, l've had to, at times
You didn't like doing it ?
Not bad, if it works
Uncle Haren !
How have you been ?
- Fine. But it's been ages
Where's your mother ?
Ma... Uncle Haren !
Sit
Please, be seated
You... here ?
You are acquainted ?
- l'm his patient
So you are a doctor ?
You don't know ?
But you were having a conversation
l've been greatly benefited by him
Your luggage and mine, in the switch !
You painted the whiskers
What's the matter ?
Excuse me... l should leave
l'll be back, Amita.
- No, don't come back
And not you, either
l don't understand...
The audacity ! He came to examine me !
Fraud ! Cheat !
How can l apologise enough...?
- How are you to blame ?
l went of my own volition. And
l never expected Haren Ganguli
lntellect lies powerless before chance
Professionally however...
- Not your fault
But l'll tell you something
lfthis leads...
to a break-up it will be for the better.
But she isn't the wrong sort
Not the wrong sort ?
But she might pair off better
with a different sort
Do come to see me again. But not as
a patient, l don't think it's necessay
Reminds me, the three questions which
you asked me, what were they about ?
An elementay psychological test.
- Will you please explain ?
One-to-five, one-to-ten, name-a-flower...
- Ask ten people. Nine out of ten...
will answer three-seven-rose.
- Then l fall within the average ?
You might also say normal.
People like you needn't visit me,
except of course when affairs go awy
What's up ?
Weren't you shaven ?
Yes, l'm shaven
l thought l saw...
A letter bearing your alias
has landed up in my house
From Kalimpong ?
- Yes, Horonath Chatterji. The uncle
Long letter ?
''My dear Pramod,
l'll reach Calcutta on November 10.''
''My new book is published.
l' carying one for you.''
''Have you been visiting Nirupama?
l think they approve ofyou.''
''l'll also cary a cactus. It's yours
ifyou see me on 10th evening.''
''l hope you are fine.
With best regards.''
Will l get the cactus ?
- Yes
What happened ?
This has been going on and on,
dancing, singing, smiling, frowning
ls psychoanalysis a hoax ?
How would l know, l live in cool climes,
l never get a hot head
But you might label my involvement
with botany as an obsession...
which makes scientists
like Jagadish Bose, insane
l can answer the bell, uncle
l don't know why l just felt, it's you.
How have you been ?
- Fine
And you ?
- Likewise
Now you see who the cactus if for ?
How have you been ?
- Fine
What took you so long ? Or did you
make friends with only my brother ?
No, l had hoped to come
for a proper feast
That can be tonight, yes Minu ?
Tea ?
No thank you, l've just had tea.
- Have another cup
No, he'd rather only feast
Please, be seated.
- No formalities please
Okay, sit
How is the music shaping up ?
l've been playing records
Such deterioration ?
You remind me of someone
Who ?
You may not care to know, but
unfortunately, you share similarities
Let's hear, who ?
The doctor who's to be the subject
ofyour author's romance
Pratul Bhattarcharji, psychiatrist ?
You know him ?
- Closely
The man in my luggage-switch ?
Sit down
This is an undeserving giR
l'll be the judge ofthat
Let me sign the book
Minu, give me a pen
ln the meanwhile, have some sweets
You know Ma, he knows the doctor
Doctor who ?
- Dr Fraud, who else
He came with an alias, to examine Minu.
Then comes a relative of ours,
who happens to be one of his patients
and he is exposed and what a scandal
You may tell your author that doctors
are no good in romantic leads
Because their psyches are misted
When did you arrive ?
- Today
Sit
Just what l anticipated
The man has given up practice
Are you taking further treatment ?
Are you taking further treatment ?
l heard that you had improved
But of late, l've been noticing
the spots again
And also that sticky,
tickling sensation...
like a swarm of ants
walking over me
Uncle, you imagine it all
l'm saying that you imagine it
l imagine ? Imagination ?
Can imaginay diseases be cured ?
He had virtually healed me
But aRer the relapse, l went to him
But he isn't giving an appointment
Vey busy doctor
So polite, so courteous
And also a real genius,
his type his rare
Minu, you should apologise to him
Why did he paint whiskers ?
Why did he come posing
with a pseudonym ?
Are you leaving ?
- Yes, please excuse me
The tea is nearly done.
- Not tonight
l'd like to visit
the horticultural gardens with you
When would you like to go ?
- Whenever you say
Then come on a Sunday, stay for lunch.
Then we'll go out together
Fine.
- Of late...
Minu is cultivating an interest in
flowers. The cactus was all but lost
Goodbye
Let me introduce you
Excuse me, have we met before ?
- l think not. Goodbye
Mr Pramod...
l hope you aren't offended.
- No, why...?
You might know him better, but
l think he's wrong in the head
Why else would he do that ?
- He thinks the same way about you
How so...?
Primarily, he says,
your main shortcoming is...
you ty to construct a man's character
on the basis of some trivial incidents
Which is dangerous
He also says that painting whiskers
is as offensive as stealing sweets
So according to him,
you're just as evil as he is
As for visiting you in disguise, it was
at the instance ofyour friend Shobhan
As far as l know, it's thanks to Pratul
that you managed to escape from Shobhan
l think that you have assumed much
without knowing him
And the conception is wrong
Goodness ! Are you his publicist ?
What then ?
- l'm a well-wisher
According to you, what should l do ?
Would you do what you should ?
What your uncle suggested is right
Shall l take an appointment for you ?
No, you're asking for too much.
l can't apologise
l only spoke my mind
Goodbye for now
Will you come again ?
What happened ?
- Nothing
What do you mean, nothing ?
- What am l, a little girl ?
Why does eveyone come advising ?
- What's come over you ?
Tell me, what's the matter ?
- Sick in the head
l ought to undergo psychotherapy !
Whatever you say,
l happen to like that boy Pramod
l'd like to know more,
his job, his family
Don't you like him ?
- Even if l do, he isn't coming back
Why ?
- That doctor is his friend
Why do people have so many
acquaintances ? Unless l apologise...
What's the frustration ?
l thought you'd be happy.
- Who likes a sordid ending ?
ARer all that l've done for you ?
See who it is
One minute
Go. Miss Majumdar
Amita Majumdar calling.
- Yes, tell me...?
l'd like to visit your chambers.
Will you spare some time ?
What time would suit you ?
- What if l can come at five pm ?
Thank you
Happy ending ? Amita Majumdar ?
Not so easy
Listen to this
The situation is such, if she says no,
l'm in for a shock. If she says yes...
You're still leR worying
about the future ?
Yes, you know...
the way she changes from one moment
to another, it's hard to tell
Day aRer tomorrow,
she might say yes,
but what if she refuses
a day before the wedding
Maybe l'm unable to explain clearly,
she's a vey unusual type
Have women entered this profession ?
The problem is, they don't stick around
for long. In no time, they're married
This lady is quite intelligent
Don't
Stop it
Am l a little late
Welcome
Sit
l've come to apologise for the other day
l ought to be apologising instead
Using a pseudonym was a crime.
- So l had thought
But l heard that you are rather upset
for the harm it'd do to your practice,
should it become public knowledge.
- l think your reaction was natural
My respect for you has increased.
- Increased ?
You had already inculcated
this respect for me ?
l have seen you perForm
in Illusions
Then this news about you being upset
is a rumour ?
And l needn't have come to apologise ?
- To tell you the truth...
l wanted you to visit my chambers once,
so that was a ruse
What !
l wanted to take a closer look at you.
- What !
Because, l surmised that you'd be
an interesting psychological study
l was guessing by your handwriting
and by reading your diay
You read my diay ?
- And you read my notebook
Notebook and diay are the same ?
l didn't read the diay,
my sister-in-law read it out
Women are more inquisitive, you see.
- Not at all
l only saw mo, maybe three entries ;
in fact, l never saw, l heard
And in a way, that was just as well ;
in fact, that's how l made out that...
Shobhan is no match for you.
- How much else have you to say ?
Only vey little.
Sit down
Please, l won't take too much time
lfyou won't mind this, let me put
to you, three simple questions
l'm unwilling to answer
any personal questions
Not personal at all
Please pick a number bemeen
one and five
Bemeen one and five ?
- Yes, a quick response
One
Bemeen one and ten ?
- Ten
Name a flower.
- Bluebells
You may have measured my IQ ?
Now l wish to warn you
About a man
Pramod Bhattacharji
Are you aware that
he is in love with you ?
And this man
isn't entirely honest
He went to Kalimpong
chasing you
He has no interest in your uncle ;
neither he has any interest in flowers
And what he spoke about himself
is untrue
Talk of cheating
and are you any the less ?
And why must l put up with you
speaking ill of him ?
At least l know him,
l don't know you at all
You don't know me ?
- No
Not at all ?
- Certainly not
Now...?
Oh yes, Mr Shobhan, what news ?
Yes, Ratna Bhattacharji.
l tell you, she'll make a nice match
Come over to my house some day,
l'll introduce you
Miss Majumdar...
do you still believe that doctors
are unlikely to be romantic heroes ?
Yes
l'm not talking about tales
May l venture to ask another question ?
Yes ?
Will you mary me ?
There will arise some advantages
out of it, which you ought to note
Firstly, as far as l have seen and
known you, l think our type will match
Also, aRer a marriage, distasteful
incidents like switching luggage...
are ruled out
lmagine...
setting out for Kalimpong
aRer we're married...
for the honeymoon
We're about to reach
Come on, get packed now.
- Yes, Ma
ln the back of beyond places like this
practising must be tough
Why ?
- Can't hope to find patients here
Demented minds belong only in cities ?
- Absolutely
The expansion of a civilisation
catalyses diseases ofthe mind
Really ?
- No laughing matter
Sweden is civilised, you accept ?
Sweden has the highest rate of suicide
What reason, except the diseased mind ?
Why didn't you bring your brother ?
He dislikes mountains. Says, change of
altitude isn't good for sportsmen
Still at cricket ?
- With all his heart and soul
Cricketing engagements
are too engrossing
So much so that he can't spare
even ten days ?
l've a photo for your mantelpiece.
Brother and l
Wise
And the other one's photo ?
- Whose ?
You pretend innocence ?
Niru, l seriously protest if l'm
introduced to the groom at the altar
He's coming in the winter.
You can look him up
You won't approve of him, Uncle ;
he has no interest in greens
As strongly as l disapprove
ofyour disinterest
Next time you come, which l hope
will be before you're married...
bring him along. Ifyou're married
by then, the honeymoon is on me
l was looking forward to escaping
the city grind for ten days. Disgusting
Disgusting ? Let's read your face
What have you brought for me ?
- Wait, the wait will be worthwhile
l see, you haven't unpacked yet ?
Lady, we plan to banish ourselves
to the forests
ln a flash of self-denial ?
- A temporay dislike of mankind
So suggestively, l've been prodding
your husband to spend a day or mo...
amongst the beasts,
in one ofthe nearby reserve forests
Banish that thought. There's no place
for a lady like me among beasts
Chances are we'll find someone
with a better temperament
Ever put a thought to the justification
of demeaning animals ?
Why are inhuman acts called
''bestial'' ?
Ever heard of pet dogs betraying men ?
Do find out about men betraying trust
Once you're married, you'll see
for yourselfwhich zoo you end up in
What giRs have you for me ?
Begin with how much the bag cost...?
- Fim nine
Such prices...!
l've a fine bush shirt for you
For me...?
- Like l said, patience
What's this ?
Oh my dear, dear brother-in-law !
So much for you being a psychiatrist !
A switch ?
- Indeed ! This is funny
All my belongings ! Funny indeed
Notjust another wench,
this one's so smart
Come on, we got to solve this mess.
- As if it's a fortune ?
Sweets. And a dress.
Especially for you
Sweets ?
And look, here's a nice dress
Don't you touch all that !
What a shame, it ought to be returned
Returned, to whom ?
- There might be an address, somewhere
Let me take a look
Water, chilled
You want a drink ?
- No, a bath
Why are you cying ?
My holiday is ruined !
Then think ofthe person who's lost it.
We must find a way of returning it
Have a heart, he could be in trouble.
- Why, oh why should l have a heart ?
Look, to get back his,
he'll have to return yours
But how ? Where, where is he ?
Sleeping dress
Shirt
Pants
Brother, when l was packing,
l put your last letter in...
l'm sure, inside the flap.
- End ofworries
Now, if only l can find his address.
- Calls for a tea
What we need first, is his address
Eureka !
Show that to me
Dr Pratul Bhattacharji, psychiatrist.
Ramoy Road, Calcutta
Sumitra Majumdar, but no address ?
- Won't you ever buy me...
something like this...?
- Stop carping
And now, a photograph !
My dear brother-in-law...
she is really exotic
Photograph ? Let me see
The boy is a sportsman, extrovert.
- The girl ?
Was she in the train ? Seems familiar
Any address ?
- Still looking
Must be gone to a hill station,
by that woollen wardrobe
Darjeeling or Kurseong...
- Or Kalimpong ?
Can you lend me something to wear ?
- More than enough
lndecisiveness over what one expects
of life is perhaps the greatest tragedy
Those who know what to want
and those who have nothing to want...
find happiness easily. Exceptions.
- Please...
Take mo
What vain rose can say,
''Love me, despite my thorns''
l think many blossoms can outshine
the rose's beauty
ln fragrance,
the jasmine is unequalled
l like to wear blues and greens because
l see so much of it in skies and trees
lt's wrong and you persist in doing it
because you're human, not beast
But she isn't worthless,
here's a lady of some parts
Have you lost sense of propriety ?
What might he think ?
- That l ate because l was hungy
Lost luggage ! l got to rave and crave
Minu, l too am craving
Then gorge
Girlfriend !
Aloka, Kalimpong.
- Not Aloka. Amita
So that's where my luggage is
and l hope they return my luggage
Sister-in-law dear...
- Yes...?
You're as wicked as a witch.
Say, how do l get even for the switch ?
Steal the sweets.
- How pem
Wait...
Let's grow whiskers on this lad
And l never locked it !
What if something's stolen ?
That's thinking like you
l'm so happy about getting back,
l don't want to open it up
Silly, open it and take a look
Evemhing all right ?
PerFectly
What's this ?
How did this happen ?
- What happened ?
Vandalism ! Whiskers on my brother !
l've lost all faith in doctors
No ! l'm going to write a letter !
- To whom ? What madness is this ?
All over, you know...
a tingling, as ifthis ghost is...
not as if l'm being hurt...
more like someone is tickling me...
it's an uneasy feeling
How would you like
to get tickled all the time ?
Are you feeling it now ?
- What...?
Do you feel being tickled right now ?
- Now...? No, no
When l am talking to someone,
when l'm playing a game of cards...
it doesn't happen
But as soon as l get home...
you see l live all alone...
l never married, so no family members
... so when l'm home, it begins
Tickling, all over
And l see things,
l still see them now... spots
Spots of many different shapes...
there... there...
crawling, eveywhere, you see...
l can see them, when l'm attentive
All menty four hours.
- Even in sleep ?
Pardon ?
Once l become conscious about it,
it's vey disturbing
Here, l see you, a vey handsome face
But all over your face...
they're crawling,
swimming, like tadpoles
At the club the other day
Mohim Chatterji mentioned you...
saying, ''Physical medicine is no use.
Go and see Dr Bhattacharji''
He says, he has greatly benefited.
- How long have you had ear trouble ?
Year...?
- Ears
Oh ears, of late, a bit aggravated.
- Ty a hearing aid
l'm prescribing a sedative for a week.
Tell me on Saturday how you're doing
Saturday ? All right, thank you
l never expected to find someone so young
You tend to imagine a Freud
when you think of psychiatrists
Hello Stranger,
Thank you for returning my luggage.
l notice something amiss amongst
my belongings.
For which, l cannot lay a blame
upon anyone else except you.
Whiskers, l happen to dislike
and l detest it on men closest to me.
Your artistic oeuvres may be laudable
but questions gravely your tastes.
ln this letter, l express
my felt duty to keep you informed.
Sincerely,
Amita Majumdar
What gives ?
- l've been waiting for hours
Why ?
- Relax, l'll tell you
l can't make head or tail
of last night's dream
ls that what you've come up with ?
You ought to visit my chambers
And pay my fees
Do you approve ofwhiskers on a man ?
No
And no woman does
But some women have moustaches
Do men approve of men with whiskers ?
Men are exhibitionists.
- Facial hair is a male phenomenon
Then grow a beard too.
- Not in fashion
Right Ma ?
- What ?
Are beards nice ?
- Who's growing a beard ?
What if l grow a beard ?
- l'd hate it except if...
it's any help for you
to find a bride. You understand ?
You know what your problem is ?
Obsession, a one-track mind
Cut it out
l need financial support from sponsors
for a play
What ?
- Sponsorships. You must help me
You got a rich clientele.
- l'd rather analyse your dream for free
Will you or won't you ?
Here are the sponsorship rates
One premium spot advertiser
Better, go asking yourself.
l'll give you the contacts
You're better equipped with
what it takes to crack such deals
Get dressed up, wear a nice perFume
and a special smile
You'll be swamped under
a landslide of sponsorships
Many thanks. May l mention you
as one the advisers ?
Good. Which play ?
- Illusions
Which role are you playing ?
- Producer
Are you sick ?
- A wilted romance
Wilted before it began.
- Some affliction. l'll pass you on
Minu, Shobhan is here
Your Romeo is here
Will you give me a liR ?
Why not ?
Come on, why not ?
Because, three is always a crowd
Ma...
- Yes ?
You ought to tell her. Her bo_riend
ought to socialise with sportsmen
Sportsmen lack grey cells.
- You think he's all grey ?
Hey brother !
- Yes ?
Sit...
- Why ?
Sit still.
- What are you upto ?
Let's see ifyou suit a role.
- What role ?
Vey romantic role
Bless you, but please don't overdo it
How was the holiday ?
- Fine. Sit
Just a short stay. The heat hits you
as soon as you're back from the hills
Yes, such warm weather...
l hope Minu is keeping well ?
Oh she's been fine what with her uncle,
he pets her and he has invited you
l have been vey busy.
- Is that so ?
l'm expecting a promotion in Januay.
- Really ?
Let's go
Won't be back before nine
Well... bye
l hope you found the weather fine ?
- Lovely
Must say lucky, l believe it rains
this time ofthe year
And you're right.
- And you've come to love rains ?
Not city-rains.
In the hills, it's exotic
Are you laughing ?
- Not really, but last year...
didn't you say you'd hate to go to
the hills and not find any snow...?
That was last year, don't people change ?
- Of course... hundreds oftime
Then why...?
- But managing quick-change is tough
The human mind is a management subject ?
- Wouldn't it make things easier ?
What happened ?
- Where did l keep the ticket ?
What's happening to me ?
- An affliction, what else ?
Any point standing and gaping ?
How about the nice film at Metro ?
- Not another cinema
Then... an_here else ?
A stroll by the river ?
- So be it
l don't know what's come over me...?
Want me to name it ?
- What ?
See a doctor
You must be angy ?
- Only for your own good
How oRen you keep forgetting.
Unmindfulness can lead to anything
l tell you, see a doctor
There's a fine doctor, you know
... no really,
Dr Pratul Bhattacharji, psychiatrist,
on Ramoy Road
The indicator has been malfunctioning.
- Admit it. You forget all about gas
Yes ?
Speak
Go ahead
Now, go on
My memoy is somewhat...
Like what ?
Nothing much really,
like buying tickets to the cinema,
then forgetting to cary them
Or forgetting to tank up on gas,
then right in the middle ofthe road...
Stops ?
You must be finding it outright silly ?
You won't call it a complaint, really ?
Never think that way, trifles sometimes
Iead to major complications
She said exactly that
This absent-mindedness ofyours,
is it a phenomenon of late ?
About a year... it has increased
Any serious illnesses, recently ?
Measles once, when l was a child
Commonplace experience
Nothing to crack up over
Any crisis during the last few years ?
Crisis, notjust mishaps
Any incident, something like
a turning point in your life ?
Could it be the job ?
Getting it or losing it ?
- Getting it !
l'm an accountant,
l've been about four years
Then you're surely feeling secure ?
- Yes, kind of
Are you married ?
Any girlfriends ?
Yes ?
One is required to inform
about liaisons ?
The affliction is in the mind
Without a proper picture of
the condition ofyour mind...
l'd be hard put
What was the question ?
- Girlfriend
Yes... l mean yes, l have a girlfriend
How long have you known her ?
Approximately ?
About a year... and a half
And it's a serious involvement
on your part ?
Have you proposed ?
Proposed to mary her ?
l haven't propositioned her formally, yet
Any objections from her guardians ?
No, not as far as l think
And from her side ?
Making that out... is somewhat tough
ls the state ofyour memoy
any hindrance to the romance ?
Somewhat
But you definitely know that she doesn't
have such feelings for anyone else ?
Definite
- Still you haven't propositioned ?
She's in college.
Marying before the graduation...
Mr Mukherji...
until such time that you can unravel
your girlfriend's intention...
absent-mindedness won't leave you
Until now, you're only surmising.
Isn't that so ?
Somewhat
Here's your prescription
Engaging yourself actively
is what'll work for you
You must be more alert,
you must make the first move
A morass of uncertainty is acting
like a mindblock
Cleaning up the garbage
will open up your mind and memoy
Supposing l propose
and then she refuses ?
Some nos can also be
vey close to a yes
You must come to terms
with the finer points of life
What if a no is a negation ?
Then, no hope. No vacancy.
One must look beyond
You seem to have studied
these phenomena thoroughly
Mr Mukherji, such is what
my profession demands
May l remain curious to know the outcome
Sure, sure
What's this ?
Grass
Grass ?
From China
Oh, Chinese grass ; might as well
say so. Why must you say grass ?
The mind reacts to wonder
whether l've become four-legged
What gives ?
- So much to do
Would you like pudding ?
- No thanks
Go on, it's nice.
- No
Excuse me
Ratna...
how would you like to mary
a somewhat silly but nice guy ?
lt'd make a nice match
Silly ? Guess how much l've raised
in sponsorships ? Twelve thousands
Not by dint ofyour intellect.
Perseverance yes and something else
But not intellect.
Therefore l have a nice match for you
Not that he might be willing to
consider you from the word go
Because his inclinations are elsewhere
though l don't think he'll succeed
l suggest you give up medicine
for matchmaking
Who can make a better match than
a psychiatrist ?
Why not find a match for yourself ?
You're of age and you earn well
My case is different.
l don't go only by looks
l get to read right through the minds
and that's where the trouble lies
So eveyone is mad or deranged ?
- Take Ratna...
her psyche is as clear as glass
Cut the crap and shoot me a ten
A good match forjust ten ?
- No good matches
One good ticket. Front row.
Seven girls, ty reading their hearts
Are you threatening
to sell me a ticket ?
Sir, will you please help this
unfortunate girl ?
Ratna...
What happened ?
- Who's she ?
Why...?
- She's one of your class-mates ?
She's playing the lead
Amita Majumdar. You know her ?
Now who's the fool ? You or l ?
How can l not ? Classmate
Do you know her ?
- By name and appearance, yes
And the mind...?
- In parts, yes
Haughty, spoiled
Perhaps the only daughter of her parents,
doesn't know what she wants out of life
Avoids wearing greens and blues,
likes mysteries
What gives now ? A mystey ? l'll ask her.
- Don't you dare
First, how come you know ?
Have you met her ?
Listen...
- Start talking
No, listen...
- You're talking
Come inside
Three, instead of one.
But on one condition
Ask me nothing
and tell her nothing about me
And...
- What else ?
How well do you really know her ?
- Not too well
She joined the music school
only six months ago. Sings well
My tickets, please
You must have patience.
- l'll ty
Have you no patience at all ?
l'm a doctor, not a patient.
- Ifthat's humour
Come inside, the act is beginning
l want a straightForward answer
Can you get whatever you want ?
- Yes or no ?
ln November, l'm getting
a nice apartment in Swinhoe Street
Come December, why can't we
be married ? You have any objections ?
Why do you need to know that so early ?
l'll tell you in November
You aren't saying no ?
l'm not saying yes, either
At least l have your company
these four months ?
Ratna calling
She has a bo_riend.
- What ?
Bo_riend, paramour, lover
l know, l know, but...
how did you come to know ?
By asking.
- And what did she have to say ?
l think she's strange.
l saw her arriving with him
What does he look like ?
A sportsman of sorts ?
Quite handsome, and not a whisker.
- Obviously
l'm giving up on you.
- Good. But don't give up on her
l want evey information,
vey interesting case
You're putting no thought to it.
- Now's no time to think
No harm thinking, even ifyou're
deciding in November,
first of November, do you remember ?
Yes
Holiday in Kalimpong.
October 2nd
Father is dead, so she has her mother
and elder brother, fine cricketer
A maternal uncle in Kalimpong.
- What's this maternal uncle about ?
Didn't ask.
- What an idiot
Too many queries can raise doubts.
- Find out tomorrow
l'll ty.
- How do you find her ?
What use ? You've no chance.
- Still, l'd like to know
Nice, if a bit wild.
- You leave that to me
Would you object
if l went to Kalimpong ?
When ?
- Whenever you're there
ln Kalimpong,
l never leave my uncle
Fine. Neither shall l
How about driving faster ?
l'm driving slowly because ofyou.
- No, faster is better
Yes ?
Horonath Chatterji.
Used to be a professor,
now retired in Kalimpong,
researching mountain herbs
Botanist ?
- Also an author
Published ?
- Yes
Where is the book available ?
In Kalimpong or Calcutta ?
How would l know that ?
You do that finding-out
Listen,
l'm no Pratul Bhattacharji...
if l can't find
the right match for you in 3 months
Yes...?
- No, nothing
What...?
- Water
Let's go
Hello
Why are you standing like
a wooden doll ? Move something...
this is a movie.
- How about a jig ?
Stop
Take a break. Give me an hour and a half
then we'll head back
How about a short trip to Gangtok ?
l'll show you some rare orchids
You'll love it there,
it's vey picturesque
l'd love to go.
- Not before l've seen the rains here
l'm hoping the weather
will turn clement in a day or mo
You must be Professor Chatterji ?
Yes... and you are...?
- Will you please autograph this book...
What are you doing with this book ?
- A subject of my interest
My name is Pramod Bhattacharji
My sister, Nirupama and niece, Amita
- Greetings
So sir...
- Please, no formalities
Fine, are you staying here ?
- l'm put up in Siliguri
l'd never been to Kalimpong
and besides, l knew you're here
Then come over to my place,
ifyou have the time ?
About mo hours...
- Join us for tea, l live nearby
Yes Niru...?
- Fine, do come along
But...
- Come along
This niece of mine asks me
why l live in solitude
l say, what solitude ?
l'm always surrounded...
by 200 varieties of friends and
acquaintances at the least count
You know that feeling, don't you...
can't expect them to understand
Holidaying here...?
- My daughter's college vacation
Then it'll be a long vacation.
- No, just about ten days
Stop
Nice, finding you right on my way
Oh you...!
Just like l warned you.
l only had to manage leave from work
May l assume that he is...?
Shobhan Lal Mukherji, yours truly
And like this other friend of ours,
you wish to escape soon enough ?
No, l'll be for about four days
Excuse me, where before...?
- Excuse me...?
No, l just wondered...
- l am Pramod Bhattacharji
Pra-mod
Are you headed back home ?
- Do you propose a hotel ?
Vey well, put your luggage down
and then come over
l'm on the right incline,
second cottage on the leR. Aloka
Aloka... l'll be back
Come quickly.
- Sure
Let's proceed
Amita, l'll be with you soon
Get there in time for tea
Minu, come along
ln these forests, l discovered mo new
species of orchids, all in ten minutes
Chances. This chance meeting
reminds me ofthat find of mine
As of now you may not discuss orchids.
- Accepted
You don't share this interest a bit ?
- What with her sole current interest...
discussion on any other topic
is absolutely intolerable for her
Uncle, you won't !
- You see Pramod...
music, literature, films,
she is an all-round expert
How interesting would it be if she
had an interest in plant life
Don't you even like flowers ?
- l do but some flowers...
are given undue importance.
- True
You think so too ?
- Indeed. Like the rose
Exactly ! Rose.
- So oR deliberated in poety...
a certain allergy
can be attributed to it
l'll leave you to keep Pramod busy with
stories, while l organise the tea
Stay here, l'll make tea
ARer tea, l want to show you
something before you go
Movies. Of orchids in their natural
surroundings. Let me get these ready
Of course
Okay, l'll tell you about the incident
during our last holiday
Yes...?
- My luggage was misplaced
A switch of suitcases, at the
railway station. He was a doctor...
l can't recall the name now...
- And then...?
Fortunately, we found his address
and the suitcase was couriered to him
And this gentleman happened to find
my Kalimpong address in my suitcase
But those mo days were terrible for me,
l felt so irritated and helpless
He must've felt the same way.
- Could be,
but l wasn't in the frame of mind
to think about his situation
You must've searched his belongings.
- How could l not ?
To find the address, l went through
his luggage with a toothcomb
And having done that, you couldn't
make a guess on the nature ofthis man ?
Belongings, you see, are indicative.
- Yes, young. Also tasteful
But quite, in fact, vey uncouth.
- Is that apparent from belongings ?
No, a photograph in my suitcase,
of me and my brother
He drew a moustache on my brother's face
before returning it. What if not uncouth ?
How are you sure that he did it ?
- Who else ?
A child at home, perhaps ?
Oh grief, it never occurred to me.
l even wrote him a strongly worded letter
ln that, you were justified.
Nomithstanding who did it...
this man should've apologised to you
in writing
Correct, he should've done that.
No, l was justified
No further contact or correspondence ?
- l didn't feel any such need
An author would've started a romance
around this incident...
beginning with the switch,
both characters are irritated...
followed with restitution,
then introductions and aRerwards...
ARerwards...?
Romance
Anything is possible in a tale
Maybe you had no need for romance ?
- Neither did he, maybe
No way l could've made out if he was
unmarried or if he had no girlfriends
There were ladies' dresses in his bag.
- A sister-in-law's...?
Come for tea
So you've heard the stoy ofthe switch ?
You should've seen my daughter cying,
like a schoolgirl
Tell me, isn't it irritating ?
- l too felt the same...
l mean, l would've felt the same
in such a situation
lt won't be dark before six.
Ifyou're in a hury...
we can darken a room to
watch the movie
The reel l shot in Sandak Fu
is fascinating
The place for rhododendrons ?
Uncle...
Here comes Shobhan
Get a chair, please
Welcome
l hope you had a nice journey ?
- Yes, but next time l'll fly
When did you arrive ?
- Half an hour before you
Where before have we...
Shobhan, how much sugar ?
- Two spoons
One for Minu, none for brother
and you ?
One
Do visit us in Calcutta, this meeting
is too brief even for introductions
Oh yes, do give me your address.
We must stay in touch with each other
A new book of mine is being published
next month, l must give you a copy
lt's about flowers
in and around Kalimpong
Well Shobhan, what about you ?
Do you like music ?
- Especially your niece's
You know, Minu knows about this
vey picturesque spot here
lt offers a spectacular view of
Kalimpong town and the Kanchenjunga peak
lfwe are to watch this film ofyours...
lf...?
- l mean, why not take a quick look ?
Evemhing's arranged.
l think you might like it
And l hope Niru won't object to
watching a movie about flowers ?
Have l ever dissented ?
Let's not drag you into this, and
you'll be around of course. See you
ln that case...
l'll look you up in Calcutta
l certainly won't be amazed. It's
progressively becoming a small world
Pramod...
sit, while l adjust the projector.
- Be seated
My brother has always regretted
how no one appreciates his work
According to him, eveyone keeps happy
with fragrances of flowers. No one...
is interested in knowing about flowers.
- True
Your son, is he ?
- Yes, that's mymosome
He's Minu's elder by mo years
and he has a fancy for sports
How many siblings are you ?
- Brothers. Two. He lives in Siliguri
A married sister, settled in Kanpur
Ma lives in Calcutta.
My father died in '52
Are you... angy ?
Why ?
Because... l'm here...?
- You said you might
Yes... l may have said so
Then...?
l get a feeling...
What...!
- The name of this tree
Tell me...
What ?
- Are you...?
ls that a new cardigan ?
Doesn't it look nice ?
That yellow on a man...
ls deep brown better ?
- Passable
Now ?
Amita...
Unmarried ?
Come
Sit
Please sit
You mean you've given it no thought ?
- You're forcing me to think
Then why aren't you saying it ?
Amita, until l know ofyour decision...
you know how much l...
- What's there ?
Mr Pramod...
The film is over ?
- The film tore
Are you leaving ?
- Yes, goodbye
Did you change that cardigan ?
l nearly didn't recognise you
Goodbye and best of luck
Did you happen to know him before ?
No
And l thought he's familiar,
but l can't quite place him
lt has happened thrice
The same dream, you know
You know...?
What do you make of it ?
No, l mean, interesting
Then...?
Nothing more... the door opens
But l couldn't make out who pushed
the door open. Someone tall, turbaned
You seem worried
Any outstanding loans ?
Could he be a creditor ?
Shobhan Lal Mukherji speaking.
- Yes, what news ?
Don you remember me ?
- Of course
Sharp memoy
What's news ofyour memoy ?
- Better. Your treatment has worked
Then evemhing is fine ?
- It'd be nice to meet you once more
Vey well...
- Will you be able to spare time ?
Now ? Where are you situated ?
- Vey close by
Then come over
Amazing ! You guessed correctly
A loan, which l had all but forgotten.
- Your subconscious never forgot it
You think, l'll be rid ofthis dream
once l've repaid the loan ?
Ty and see
Ratna...?
- Goodness ! What gives ?
What are you upto ?
- Gossiping
With whom ?
- Shibani
Who's that ?
- Neighbour
Friend ?
- Not really
Can you get rid of her ?
- Why ?
To get yourself here in fiReen minutes.
This is urgent
l could ty.
- Give it that, for your own good
Sit
What news, Mr Mukherji ?
Dr Bhattacharji, would l make
a bad choice for a husband ?
Why should you be a bad prospect ?
That isn't the real question
The question is husband to whom ?
Not evey groom is a perFect match
for evey bride
Did you propose ?
- Yes
Take a look at this guy. Stay as long
as l don't ask you to leave. Come in
Come in
Please wait for a while
Sit
She is assisting me
You may speak freely
So, did you propose ?
l did
Vey soon aRer you told me to,
l propositioned her. But...
she isn't about to tell me anything
before first of November
Do you feel hopeless ?
The situation is such, if she says no,
l'm in for a shock. If she says yes...
You're still leR worying
about the future ?
Yes, you know...
the way she changes from one moment
to another, it's hard to tell
Day aRer tomorrow,
she might say yes,
but what if she refuses
a day before the wedding
Maybe l'm unable to explain clearly,
she's a vey unusual type
l think, Dr Bhattacharji, it'd be good
ifyou were to meet her
Meet her... as a patient ?
No, ifyou were to accompany me
when l go to her house...
l'd introduce you as a friend...
someone who has just returned
from London or something like that
Keep this note
Send the man who did the make-up for
your play to my house tomorrow evening
Go through the file.
You can return it tomorrow
Have women entered this profession ?
The problem is, they don't stick around
for long. In no time, they're married
This lady is quite intelligent
Would you like to go ?
Yes, unless l address your case soon...
You see, of late, she's been
avoiding meeting me alone...
ifyou're with me, then maybe...
l'll organise it so that
you can have a quiet chat with her
Wait...
evenings are better
Tomorrow ?
Fine. And day aRer tomorrow
is first November
One minute
Three... seven... rose
Give me a number bemeen one and five
Three
Bemeen one and ten ?
- Seven
Name a flower.
- Rose ?
What do you make of it ?
A simple, straightForward girl
would've been best for you
Well let's look up...
what was her name ?
Amita Majumdar
May l take your leave...
shall l come tomorrow at six ?
Fine
What are you upto ?
Secure job
Nice pay
No drinking, no smoking
Not ugly either
And l'm to take him offthe rebound ?
Amita Majumdar's bo_riend, isn't he ?
Bo_riend, my foot
Three questions. Quick answers
A number bemeen one and five.
- Three
Bemeen one and ten ?
- Seven
Name a flower.
- Rose
What's this in aid of ?
l just need a make-up man.
- Why ?
l need my whiskered face back
for a while
Amita, is she in ?
Yes, but the ball has a bounce.
Got to play carefully
Minu...
- What ?
Who ?
- A mosome
l don't know one, you know the other.
- Coming
Aren't you going ?
Who's tagging along ?
Ma...
- What ?
l'm going to turn him down
You don't have to give a reply today.
- l'm telling you beforehand
Matter ofyour choice
Then l don't like him
Now l don't even know why
l've been going around with him
My friend Jayanto Sengupta.
- Greetings
Miss Majumdar
Sit
He has been in London.
Studying. Accountancy
Oh l forgot my car keys.
Be seated, l'll be back
Are you an actress ?
ls that your photo ?
Yes, a perFormance
at the music school. Illusions
Then you like acting ?
- Particularly when l'm appreciated
l didn't mean it that way
l mean, considering that
acting is make-believe...
and you are to be what you aren't,
doesn't it create a conflict ?
Not really, in fact, that's the fun
You suppress your personality,
then you use your imagination
to enter into someone else's persona
There's a challenge
and there lies the fun
Have you never enacted a role ?
- Yes, l've had to, at times
You didn't like doing it ?
Not bad, if it works
Uncle Haren !
How have you been ?
- Fine. But it's been ages
Where's your mother ?
Ma... Uncle Haren !
Sit
Please, be seated
You... here ?
You are acquainted ?
- l'm his patient
So you are a doctor ?
You don't know ?
But you were having a conversation
l've been greatly benefited by him
Your luggage and mine, in the switch !
You painted the whiskers
What's the matter ?
Excuse me... l should leave
l'll be back, Amita.
- No, don't come back
And not you, either
l don't understand...
The audacity ! He came to examine me !
Fraud ! Cheat !
How can l apologise enough...?
- How are you to blame ?
l went of my own volition. And
l never expected Haren Ganguli
lntellect lies powerless before chance
Professionally however...
- Not your fault
But l'll tell you something
lfthis leads...
to a break-up it will be for the better.
But she isn't the wrong sort
Not the wrong sort ?
But she might pair off better
with a different sort
Do come to see me again. But not as
a patient, l don't think it's necessay
Reminds me, the three questions which
you asked me, what were they about ?
An elementay psychological test.
- Will you please explain ?
One-to-five, one-to-ten, name-a-flower...
- Ask ten people. Nine out of ten...
will answer three-seven-rose.
- Then l fall within the average ?
You might also say normal.
People like you needn't visit me,
except of course when affairs go awy
What's up ?
Weren't you shaven ?
Yes, l'm shaven
l thought l saw...
A letter bearing your alias
has landed up in my house
From Kalimpong ?
- Yes, Horonath Chatterji. The uncle
Long letter ?
''My dear Pramod,
l'll reach Calcutta on November 10.''
''My new book is published.
l' carying one for you.''
''Have you been visiting Nirupama?
l think they approve ofyou.''
''l'll also cary a cactus. It's yours
ifyou see me on 10th evening.''
''l hope you are fine.
With best regards.''
Will l get the cactus ?
- Yes
What happened ?
This has been going on and on,
dancing, singing, smiling, frowning
ls psychoanalysis a hoax ?
How would l know, l live in cool climes,
l never get a hot head
But you might label my involvement
with botany as an obsession...
which makes scientists
like Jagadish Bose, insane
l can answer the bell, uncle
l don't know why l just felt, it's you.
How have you been ?
- Fine
And you ?
- Likewise
Now you see who the cactus if for ?
How have you been ?
- Fine
What took you so long ? Or did you
make friends with only my brother ?
No, l had hoped to come
for a proper feast
That can be tonight, yes Minu ?
Tea ?
No thank you, l've just had tea.
- Have another cup
No, he'd rather only feast
Please, be seated.
- No formalities please
Okay, sit
How is the music shaping up ?
l've been playing records
Such deterioration ?
You remind me of someone
Who ?
You may not care to know, but
unfortunately, you share similarities
Let's hear, who ?
The doctor who's to be the subject
ofyour author's romance
Pratul Bhattarcharji, psychiatrist ?
You know him ?
- Closely
The man in my luggage-switch ?
Sit down
This is an undeserving giR
l'll be the judge ofthat
Let me sign the book
Minu, give me a pen
ln the meanwhile, have some sweets
You know Ma, he knows the doctor
Doctor who ?
- Dr Fraud, who else
He came with an alias, to examine Minu.
Then comes a relative of ours,
who happens to be one of his patients
and he is exposed and what a scandal
You may tell your author that doctors
are no good in romantic leads
Because their psyches are misted
When did you arrive ?
- Today
Sit
Just what l anticipated
The man has given up practice
Are you taking further treatment ?
Are you taking further treatment ?
l heard that you had improved
But of late, l've been noticing
the spots again
And also that sticky,
tickling sensation...
like a swarm of ants
walking over me
Uncle, you imagine it all
l'm saying that you imagine it
l imagine ? Imagination ?
Can imaginay diseases be cured ?
He had virtually healed me
But aRer the relapse, l went to him
But he isn't giving an appointment
Vey busy doctor
So polite, so courteous
And also a real genius,
his type his rare
Minu, you should apologise to him
Why did he paint whiskers ?
Why did he come posing
with a pseudonym ?
Are you leaving ?
- Yes, please excuse me
The tea is nearly done.
- Not tonight
l'd like to visit
the horticultural gardens with you
When would you like to go ?
- Whenever you say
Then come on a Sunday, stay for lunch.
Then we'll go out together
Fine.
- Of late...
Minu is cultivating an interest in
flowers. The cactus was all but lost
Goodbye
Let me introduce you
Excuse me, have we met before ?
- l think not. Goodbye
Mr Pramod...
l hope you aren't offended.
- No, why...?
You might know him better, but
l think he's wrong in the head
Why else would he do that ?
- He thinks the same way about you
How so...?
Primarily, he says,
your main shortcoming is...
you ty to construct a man's character
on the basis of some trivial incidents
Which is dangerous
He also says that painting whiskers
is as offensive as stealing sweets
So according to him,
you're just as evil as he is
As for visiting you in disguise, it was
at the instance ofyour friend Shobhan
As far as l know, it's thanks to Pratul
that you managed to escape from Shobhan
l think that you have assumed much
without knowing him
And the conception is wrong
Goodness ! Are you his publicist ?
What then ?
- l'm a well-wisher
According to you, what should l do ?
Would you do what you should ?
What your uncle suggested is right
Shall l take an appointment for you ?
No, you're asking for too much.
l can't apologise
l only spoke my mind
Goodbye for now
Will you come again ?
What happened ?
- Nothing
What do you mean, nothing ?
- What am l, a little girl ?
Why does eveyone come advising ?
- What's come over you ?
Tell me, what's the matter ?
- Sick in the head
l ought to undergo psychotherapy !
Whatever you say,
l happen to like that boy Pramod
l'd like to know more,
his job, his family
Don't you like him ?
- Even if l do, he isn't coming back
Why ?
- That doctor is his friend
Why do people have so many
acquaintances ? Unless l apologise...
What's the frustration ?
l thought you'd be happy.
- Who likes a sordid ending ?
ARer all that l've done for you ?
See who it is
One minute
Go. Miss Majumdar
Amita Majumdar calling.
- Yes, tell me...?
l'd like to visit your chambers.
Will you spare some time ?
What time would suit you ?
- What if l can come at five pm ?
Thank you
Happy ending ? Amita Majumdar ?
Not so easy
Listen to this
The situation is such, if she says no,
l'm in for a shock. If she says yes...
You're still leR worying
about the future ?
Yes, you know...
the way she changes from one moment
to another, it's hard to tell
Day aRer tomorrow,
she might say yes,
but what if she refuses
a day before the wedding
Maybe l'm unable to explain clearly,
she's a vey unusual type
Have women entered this profession ?
The problem is, they don't stick around
for long. In no time, they're married
This lady is quite intelligent
Don't
Stop it
Am l a little late
Welcome
Sit
l've come to apologise for the other day
l ought to be apologising instead
Using a pseudonym was a crime.
- So l had thought
But l heard that you are rather upset
for the harm it'd do to your practice,
should it become public knowledge.
- l think your reaction was natural
My respect for you has increased.
- Increased ?
You had already inculcated
this respect for me ?
l have seen you perForm
in Illusions
Then this news about you being upset
is a rumour ?
And l needn't have come to apologise ?
- To tell you the truth...
l wanted you to visit my chambers once,
so that was a ruse
What !
l wanted to take a closer look at you.
- What !
Because, l surmised that you'd be
an interesting psychological study
l was guessing by your handwriting
and by reading your diay
You read my diay ?
- And you read my notebook
Notebook and diay are the same ?
l didn't read the diay,
my sister-in-law read it out
Women are more inquisitive, you see.
- Not at all
l only saw mo, maybe three entries ;
in fact, l never saw, l heard
And in a way, that was just as well ;
in fact, that's how l made out that...
Shobhan is no match for you.
- How much else have you to say ?
Only vey little.
Sit down
Please, l won't take too much time
lfyou won't mind this, let me put
to you, three simple questions
l'm unwilling to answer
any personal questions
Not personal at all
Please pick a number bemeen
one and five
Bemeen one and five ?
- Yes, a quick response
One
Bemeen one and ten ?
- Ten
Name a flower.
- Bluebells
You may have measured my IQ ?
Now l wish to warn you
About a man
Pramod Bhattacharji
Are you aware that
he is in love with you ?
And this man
isn't entirely honest
He went to Kalimpong
chasing you
He has no interest in your uncle ;
neither he has any interest in flowers
And what he spoke about himself
is untrue
Talk of cheating
and are you any the less ?
And why must l put up with you
speaking ill of him ?
At least l know him,
l don't know you at all
You don't know me ?
- No
Not at all ?
- Certainly not
Now...?
Oh yes, Mr Shobhan, what news ?
Yes, Ratna Bhattacharji.
l tell you, she'll make a nice match
Come over to my house some day,
l'll introduce you
Miss Majumdar...
do you still believe that doctors
are unlikely to be romantic heroes ?
Yes
l'm not talking about tales
May l venture to ask another question ?
Yes ?
Will you mary me ?
There will arise some advantages
out of it, which you ought to note
Firstly, as far as l have seen and
known you, l think our type will match
Also, aRer a marriage, distasteful
incidents like switching luggage...
are ruled out
lmagine...
setting out for Kalimpong
aRer we're married...
for the honeymoon