Bad City (2014) - full transcript

Hello. I'm L. Donald Bramante,

director of The Canadian
Oversight Committee

of Artistic Social Studies

and curator of the
Great Manitoba Maple Museum,

Ottawa Branch.

Welcome to CFPBC's Film Fridays.

Tonight, the 1974
Canucksploitation classic,

Bad City.

For those of you unfamiliar
with Canucksploitation,

it was a romantic era
in Canadian film history,

when, fuelled by tax incentives,
Canadians...



or Canucks, as they're
more playfully known...

tried to emulate
American Blaxploitation films

of the same era,

despite there being
very few black actors in Canada

at the time.

Bad City attracted a handful
of aging American B-list stars,

compelled
by the demands of drug habits

and numerous divorces

to take whatever work
they could get,

including Ike Pinkerton,

who we all know
as outlaw Quincy Gunner

on Gunner's Law...

Lester Holloway,

who played the salacious judge
Booney Maverick



in Autumn's Harbour.

Bad City also gave us some newcomers...

a total unknown then,

but now a household name...

Yes, I'm talking
about Danish pop sensation

Mans Asbjonder.

This largely unfinished film
spent the last 30 years

completely unseen
outside of Copenhagen...

so you could imagine
how excited we are

to be able to bring you
this film tonight...

and now, without further ado, Bad City.

"I, Mayor Douglas,

am handing over control
to my deputy mayor,

the highly capable and handsome

Dominic Kincaid."

"I will now end my life,

thus ending
my shameful career."

"Please,
tell my wife I love her,

despite the numerous prostitutes
I slept with.

Sincerely,
W.B. Wilhelm Douglas."

Say it ain't so, Mayor!

Say it ain't so!

You think I'm scared of you?

You may have been able
to use your drug-dealing ways

to worm your way
into city council,

but you cannot
take down the mayor...

What the fuck?
Are you insane?

You... you think
you can just shoot me?

Were you not paying attention

to your suicide letter, Mayor?

I'm not going to shoot you.

You're going to shoot you,

in a shameful and ultimately
quite sad suicide,

and everybody's going
to buy it, too.

No one's going to believe
you, you scumbag,

'cause the people know
I'm innocent!

Fff...

You can't just do this to me,

'cause I'm the mayor, goddammit,

and this is my fucking city!

Wrong, mayor.

This is my city.

Kincai...

♪ I've got soul
is what is happenin' ♪

♪ My babe ♪

♪ And if you don't have it
listen here ♪

♪ I don't know what to say,
now ♪

Your hair's so soft, Franky...

What can I say?

Just don't get too attached,

'cause Franky New Guinea
don't settle down for nobody.

Oi!

Whaddya got for us today,
Rat-Face?

Yeah!

Word on the street
is there's a new player in town.

Dig?

Hey! What the hell
is going on here?

Oh, boy...

Franky, who is this bitch?

Franky, who is this bitch?

Hey, who you calling bitch,
you bitch?

The dime store bitch

standing
right in front of you, bitch.

Oi, oi, oi, oi!
Franky! Franky!

Control those two women!

I'm trying to have
a conversation over here!

All right, ladies,
just relax, okay?

Let me explain
a couple of things to you,

all right?

I'm Franky New Guinea.

I don't settle down for nobody.

You were saying
about the new drug boss...

look at me, Rat-Face!

Huh?

The new drug boss?

Shit, I can't tell you that...

but there is a new drug.

Shite.

Franky New Guinea here...

plenty of me to go around.

We shouldn't be brawling.

We should be balling...
together, in a bed...

with sexy music playing...

but first
we'll put down a sheet,

because it is Certified
California Leather.

Certified California Leather.

Oh...

Yeah.
It's certified.

These baby blues

are going to sell
like hot potato,

like hot...
potato...

The fuck you just say?

Well, I said they're gonna sell
like hot potatoes.

What exactly are you saying
about potatoes?

They're like
these fucking drugs?

Is that what you're saying?

What exactly are you saying
about potatoes?

I'm not...
I'm not saying anything!

I'm sorry.

Potatoes are great!
I love potatoes!

Good.

Yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.

All right.

Now tell me
who the new drug boss is.

Shit, pig...

I can't tell you that.
I'll catch a bullet in the...

Jesus!

Come on, Franky!

Wha?

Rat-Face was just shot!

Oh, Jesus, is that right?

Give me a minute here,
'cause I just got to finish...

there's just something
happening right now.

Fuck's sake, Franky!

Regulations states

I cannot pursue a perp
without backup!

Aw, Fitzy, you're
so by-the-book.

Franky!

All right, just...
all right.

Babies, I've got to jet.

Let's go!

Jesus!

♪ When I try to kiss you ♪

♪ And hold you tight ♪

Aah! Ah! Oh!

Oh, dammit, partner!

I broke my heel!

Dammit, Franky!

Just give me one second!

Got to put this back on...

I'll just be one second.
Go up ahead!

Aah!

Billy!

Billy!

Billy!

Oh, God!

It's okay, partner!

Just a little bit of blood here!

Just a little bit...
oh, god.

Did you get 'im?

I got 'im.
I got 'im, partner.

Billy...

I'm sorry...

I used you
as a human shield just now.

Better...
Better me than you, partner.

You give this to Billy Junior.

Your comb. Of course.

My pick.

Your afro pick, of course.

In my pocket...
my pocket...

pocket...

in me pocket...

Franky...

Find...
just find out...

who the new drug boss is.

I will, Billy.

And Franky...

Yeah?

Do it by the book.

Billy?

Billy!

Billy, no!

Billy!

Billy, no! No!

No!

No! No!
No! No! No!

No!

Billy, no!

While I'm saddened and disturbed

by recent revelations

about our former mayor,
W.B. Wilhelm "Jive" Douglas...

I do humbly accept
his recommendation for me

as the new mayor of this city,

Nnot because I want to
take powerfrom The Man,

but rather because I want

to give power
back to the Everyman.

Turn
that garbage off!

How you holdin' up, Franky?

Okay, Chief.

Just going through
some of Billy's paperwork.

Ha! Franky New Guinea
doing paperwork.

Never thought I'd see the day.

I live for paperwork now.

I'm going to avenge
Billy's death, no matter what...

by the book.

I know.
I know you are.

You think
I don't know that about you?

How long we known
each other, huh?

How many fishing trips
we been on together?

Listen, I know you got
the fire in you,

deep, deep down in your belly.

If you need
a little bit of time off...

No, Chief.

This...

Is all I got.

All right.

I'm going
to assign you a new partner.

Wait, a new partner? Who?

That is good shit.

All right.

Where's the dough?

This is a joke, right?

What?

Where's the fucking dough?

Dough's right there, Jack.

Ha, ha. Very funny,
very funny.

No, I want money.

Where's the fucking money?

Oh, I understand now.

You meant
you wanted dough metaphorically.

I thought you meant
that you wanted literal dough

to make some kind of pizza pie
or spicy calzone.

Yeah, I don't want to
make a fuckin' calzone.

I want money.

Yeah, no, no, I dig, brother.
I do. I get it.

Problem is,
I don't have any money,

so how 'bout this instead?

I take the coke,
I take the dough,

and both of you go to jail
for a long-ass time, huh?

Uh, Chief?

Huh?

You said you were
assigning me a new partner,

and then you just
didn't say anything

for, like, five minutes.

Oh, god.

Yeah, sorry about that, Franky.

When you've had
multiple strokes,

it's just...

Uh, Chief?

Y-Your partner's
right over there,

Detective Reverend
Grizzly Night-Bear.

Detective Reverend...?

Yeah, that's right.

He just got back from
a deep undercover assignment

in the Northwest Territories.

The drugs, and the money,
and all that good shit.

Harsh land.

Harsh assignment...

but he got in
a little over his head,

if you know what I mean,

and if you don't,
I'll tell you...

guy's seen more blow
than a Wichita wind factory.

He's a loose cannon,
a party animal with a badge,

and he's your new partner.

No, Chief,
I don't want a new partner.

Well, guess what?
You're getting a new partner.

No, Chief.
Not happening.

It is happening.

Chief, don't tell me
this is happening!

I do not want this
to be happening!

Franky, it's happening.

Look, I know you miss Billy,
all right?

We all do,

but I think this might be
just what you need right now.

Hey, Chief, man...

let me know
when you're done talking

to this...
fucking pretty boy here

so I can meet my new partner

and scram, you dig?

Guess what?
This is your new partner.

Franky New Guinea,

Detective Reverend
Grizzly Night-Bear.

No, no, no,
no, daddy-o, no...

don't tell me
that you're making me

New Guinea's new partner?

Shit...

Guess I better watch my back,

'cause I heard

that New Guinea's got
a bad habit of losing partners.

You son of a bitch.

Oops.
You son of a bitch, man.

You guys done?

You got it, Chief.

I'm all done, son.

Good, 'cause I want you

to go over to Francis Kaiser.

Bunch of kids there have been
OD-in' on some crazy new drug.

I want you to see
what you can dig up.

Hey!

What the fuck are you doing?

Cocaine, you fucking nerd.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What?

Man, lay off me, man.

What are you, The Man
all of a sudden?

Yeah, I'm a cop.

That means I'm The Man.

I got a newsflash for you, too.

You're a cop!
You're The Man!

Not that I believe
you're a real cop,

nor do I believe
you're a real Reverend.

Well, guess what, daddy-o?

I am a real both of those.

Yeah?
Who would make you a Reverend?

The people.

The people made me a Reverend.

Yeah?

Did the people also name you

Grizzly Night-Bear?

Yes, they did.

Well, they must have
been fucking high,

just like you, you lousy junkie.

These are them...

the baddest kids in school.

Hmph.

Thanks, Lorraine.

We'll take it from here.

All right, now, if you
could all pay attention,

my name is Detective
Franky New Guinea,

this is, uh, Detective
Grizzly Night-Bear...

Detective Reverend.

It doesn't matter!

Hey!

I almost died
becoming a Reverend, man.

I know you all think you're bad.

You think "I'm bad,"
and that's bad, right?

You all think
it's bad to be bad.

Well, let me tell you something.

It's the opposite.

It's bad to be bad.

All right?

All right, now,
who's got the drugs, huh?

You? You?
You got drugs?

Fff...
I don't do drugs, man.

Come on, you're higher
than a firecracker

on the fourth of July.
Where's the drugs?

All right, he's high.

Who knows where the drugs are?

Where's the drugs, man?

Where did he get
them drugs, kids?

You!
You know where he got 'em!

Hey, Reverend,
what are you doing?

Hey, pops, back off, man!

You want to find the dope?

Let me do my thang.

Yeah, a-all right.
Fine.

You wanna handle this,
tough guy?

They're all yours.

Lorraine and I will mate...
will wait outside.

So you all think it's pretty
cool to do drugs, huh?

Gaah...

Jesus Christ!

Thou shalt not taketh
thy Lord's name in vain!

And I'm going to keep slapping

unless you tell me

where this new drug's
coming from.

Holy shit,
he's OD-ing!

Don't worry, don't worry.
Back away, back away.

I got 'im.

Son? Son?
Son!

I lost 'im.

That's a damn shame.

Ah, don't blame the kid, man.

Drugs is a man's game, man.

Detectives, how did you let
a child die on your watch?

No comment!

No way, man, no way.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Your making yourselves look bad

has afforded me the opportunity
to make myself look very good.

Yes, thank you for asking

that very poignant question,
Petra.

Our education system is broken,

and the only way to fix it
is through education.

That's why I'm going to use
my new-found powers as mayor

to implement
a new educational program,

Kincaid's Kid Aids.

Well, what are Kid Aids?

Kid Aids are the best thing
to ever happen

to this city's kids, Petra.

So, you're giving
our students...

- Aids.
- Ah.

Aids...

to deliver much-needed books
to our city's schools every week

so that our children
can advance in life

through knowledge.

I'm going to give our kids aids,
Petra,

so they don't end up dead
like this guy.

What a revolutionary
idea, Mayor.

You are...

truly a man of the people.

Yes, I am, Petra.

Yes, I am.

Free books for everyone!

Something doesn't feel right

about Kincaid
giving those kids aids.

Hey!

Where you going?

Wait, Night-Bear,
what are you doing?

You can't beat a child!

Man, don't tell me
not to beat a child, man...

when that child
is my child, man.

Bring it on,
motherfucker!

What's your name, kid?

Kyle.

Kyle Night-Bear?

That's right.

Okay.

Now, you tell me

what was in that jive-ass honky
Kincaid's book right now!

Kincaid's not jive.
You're jive!

Jivest man alive!

You stay away from him.

You hear me, son?
You stay away from Kincaid.

He is bad news.

Well, I got some badder news
for you, pops!

Kincaid's been
more of a father to me

than you ever were!

I hate you.
I never want to see you again!

In my life!

Should we, uh...

Should we see if he
survived that roll?

How the fuck

do you let something like that
happen?

You're snorting coke
off the kid's desk,

while you're off making babies
with the teacher!

Whoa, Lorraine is
barren down there, Chief.

She can't have any babies.

Oh, shut up!

I got the city coming down
my throat on this one,

and I got the press up my ass.

I'm getting fucked on both ends,

and I don't have
any cab fare home!

You understand?

I got one cop

who can't even be near people
talking about drugs

without inhaling
everything in sight...

Sorry, man,
there's drugs in this room?

And the other one
can't be near a woman

without playing
grab-ass or tonsil hockey

while somebody gets killed!

You two are a disgrace!

We're sorry, Chief.

It was like he was
alive one minute,

and then passed out
for several minutes,

then dead minutes after that.

I mean,
we did everything we could.

Yeah, there is something funky

going on at that school, Chief.

Those kids
is into some bad ju-ju,

and you gots to let us
investigate, dig?

They told you were crazy,
Night-Bear.

They didn't tell me
you were stupid too.

Do you think I can let this
go unpunished?

Both of you are demoted
to traffic duty,

effective now.

Oh, come on, Chief!

No way, man.

I don't want to hear it!

Yeah!

Thanks a lot, partner.

Franky...

I just want to say...

You really fucked me
on this one, bro.

I eff-ed you?

No, you eff-ed me.

Uh...

no, sorry, man,

I said "fucked me."

Yeah, I heard what you said.

What then, man?
What's the problem, man?

Don't tell me

you're too square to swear, man.

Shit.

Listen up, Reverend.

If I'm gonna solve this case

and avenge Billy's death,

then I'm gonna do things
by the book, all right?

And that means
no more profanities

while I'm on duty.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah? Guess what?

What?

Fuck you, man.

Fuck you!

Listen up,

you light-chested
fancy boy!

You might be
the dumbest cop on the force,

but I know that you know
that something ain't right

with what happened
back at that school,

and that Kincaid's
book charity's

got something
to do with it, man.

So if you don't want to get out

of these tight-ass
threads

and go do some real
fucking police work,

that's fine by me.

I'll save these kids
all by myself...

'cause I've got the
big stinking balls

to do what's right, Jack...

and that's a fact!

All right.

Well, I'm not gonna
desert my post!

You know what they did
to deserters in 'Nam?

Huh... books.

All right.

Police! Open up!

I heard a rumour

that there was
an under-age party

at this address,

and that all of you
was out of booze and weed, man.

Hey, what the hell, man?
What about my door?

My parents are going to k...

Learn how to party, haircut.

Here we go!

It's me.

You better send someone
right away.

Oof...
oh, boy.

All right, Franky...

control your sexual desires.

Do this by the book.

Can I help you...

officer?

Yes, I need to know
everything you know

about Kid Aids.

I don't know anything
about Kid Aids.

But the sign outside

says this is Kid Aids
Headquarters.

I could tell you

about our most popular
children's books...

Oh yeah?

What kind of books?

You know...

books about forbidden romance.

Pirates with...

chests full of booty.

Mm...

You are a devilish vixen...

and I'm a weak, weak man.

You son of a bitch!

I know your kind, all right?

I had my heart broken
a thousand times

by guys like you, with
your slicked-back hair

and your disco moves,

and your .45 bulging
out of your pants.

Oh, my god.

Well, I'm not attracted
to guys like you anymore,

all right, and if you think

that I'm attracted
to guys like you,

then you're wrong,

'cause I'm not attracted
to guys like you anymore.

All right?

Um... all right.

I'm sorry, Miss, uh...?

Fontaine.

Izzy Fontaine.

See, that's
what I'm talking about.

All right, I'm sorry, I...

I thought you were
flirting with me.

Oh...

Well, you...

thought wrong...

Officer.

All right.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong,

but you're squeezing my butt

in a very flirtatious way.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Okay, now you're
squeezing my biceps...

touching my mustache...

One could construe that
as... flirtatious.

What, you'd think I'd
just throw myself at you?

Like this?

Oh, save me, Officer!

I'm really vulnerable right now,

and I've got a secret

that I'm just dying to tell you.

'Cause I'm not going
to do that, no.

Okay.

See you around.

All right...

Oops!

It's not very hot in here.

So there I was...

standing...

covered in feathers,

with the crow's heart...

making its way deep
into my lower intestines,

and I thought to myself,
I thought...

"Boy, oh, boy...

that was
one hell of a birthday, man."

Outta sight!

So, what kind of drugs
you guys want to do next?

I just got these Donkey Drops.

Let's do them, gang!

What?

Donkey Drops?

Man, what's a Donkey Drop?

You sure
you're not too square, man?

Ooh....

I've done a lot
of things with donkeys.

I just never dropped one, dig?

Right on, right on.

So, shall we, uh...

do some coke

while we wait
for this donkey shit to kick in,

or what?

Oh boy...

Uh-oh, oh...

Tell me,
who sold you these Donkey Drops?

First and last name, please.

It was Kyle, man.

Kyle?

Kyle...

I thought I told you
you were grounded, man!

No, you didn't!

Kyle, you're grounded, man!

Kyle, this is your dad?

Far out!

Coolest dad ever!

No!

He's the worst dad ever!

He's never home,
and he's always high!

Hey, he taught me how to party.

Yeah.

Screw you, pops!

You deserve what's coming.

You deserve
what's about to happen to you!

Kyle...

Kyle, no!

Easy...

everybody take it easy.

Looks like he couldn't hold
his liquor, man.

Franky...

you saved my life.

I may not like my new partner,

but you're still my new partner,

and I'll be damned

if I'm going
to lose two partners

on the same day...

partner.

Right on, partner.

Honky shit.

Kyle, why you so down, son?

Oh, no, I'm fine,
Mr. Kincaid.

Get over here.

Come over here.

Let me pour you a drink.

You know...

I remember when I first met you.

You came to me just
a scrappy little runt

looking to run
some product for me,

make some extra cash
for that bicycle you wanted...

but I saw more in you.

I saw potential.

Look at you now.

You're my number-one man
on the street corner,

and in the hallway.

Nobody moves more drugs
than you do, Kyle.

You're like the son
I always wanted.

Aw, shucks,
Mr. Kincaid.

Oh, it's true, you are.

It's just,
Mr. Kincaid...

Please, Kyle, call me Dominic.

Oh, sorry, Mr...
Dominic.

It's just seeing my stupid dad
at that stupid party

made me so mad.

I know.

I know, Kyle...

but you did the right
thing in calling me,

'cause right now,

my boys are having a
conversation with him

and explaining to him
that he won't be able

to distract you

from your true
potential anymore,

from what I can do for you...

What I can help you become.

You mean,
a businessman like you?

That's right.

That's right.

No more school, no more parents,

and one day, you play
your cards right,

all that I have could be yours.

Now, come on, now!

Pour me another drink...

and I'll have this bimbo
show you her titties.

Sure thing, Dominic!
Oh boy!

Mr. Kincaid!

Mr. Kincaid...
those cops,

they killed Marty and Sal.

What?

What are we gonna do, boss?

We can't let these pigs
get away with this.

Kyle...

C'mere.

Take these Donkey Drops.

See if you can't
unload some of them

at the roller rink.

I've got to take care of this.

What about my dad?

You're not gonna...
you're not gonna...

Kyle, please!

I'm a businessman, not a thug.

I solve my problems
with dialogue,

not violence.

Run along, now.
I'll see you later.

You're not actually
going to solve it

with all of that,
uh, dia... dia...

you know, that talking
stuff you just said.

Course we are!

I'm gonna have a dialogue
over the telephone

with an assassin,

and he's gonna find Night-Bear
and New Guinea

and kill them once and for all!

Man, you a bad motherfucker.

Damn, it's 8625, not 8652.

You have a beautiful
home, Night-Bear.

Thank you, partner.

Shh...

Shh, shh.

Hush. Hush.

I know.

I know, but I'm here now.

Aren't I?

I know...

I know, I know, I miss you too.

I miss you too, baby.

I missed your body.

Franky New Guinea?

Please meet my wife,

Pauline Night-Bear.

Mrs. Night-Bear,
it's a pleasure to meet you,

and thank you
for the glass of milk.

Honey, you can't...

I'm sorry, partner,

she's not usually so crass
in front of guests, you dig?

Dirty little girl.

Tell me, sweetheart...

where's our son, Kyle?

I need to whoop his ass

into understanding something.

I'll... I'll...

He'll come home, don't worry,

and when he does,
I will talk to him.

Sweetie, be cool.
Don't...

Night-Bear...

I just want to thank you

for bringing me to your home.

You've shown me

what's really
important in life...

family, honour,

respect.

The way you and Pauline

show your love for each other

has shown me

that I not only have to play
by the book on the job,

but I gotta play
by the book with women...

play by the book
of love and respect.

Right on, brother.

I was wrong about you, Grizzly.

You know, you really
remind me a lot

of my old partner, Billy.

You two?

You two... oh!

You two would've gotten along...

if I hadn't have
gotten him killed.

Nah... nah, don't...
don't do that to yourself.

No, it's true!

No...

It's true!

I got my partner killed,

and I'll never
settle down with a woman.

Hey, hey! Look at me.

No way, Jose.

Bring it in.

You're okay, Franky.

You're gonna be okay, brother.

Oh, perogies!

Oh, brother,
you are in for a treat.

Pauline! Pauline?

Pauline!

Pauline! No!

No, why?

Pauline!

Pauline...

Mom?

This is your fault!

How is this my fault?

Oh, boy...

I'm going to see Kincaid.

No, I'm going to see Kincaid!

Wait, why are you
going to see Kincaid?

'Cause I know he had something
to do with this, that's why!

You think he hired an
assassin to kill Mom?

No.

To kill us...

but he missed.

You don't know that!
He wouldn't do that.

I know, son!

I know it here...

and I know it here.

Let me guess,

your spirit animal
told you in a dream?

Don't you dare disrespect

your spiritual ancestors, boy.

The Night-Bear

is the noblest of
all the night animals,

and you know it.

Fuck you...

and your spirit animal!

Kyle...

Kyle!

Wait, just let him cool off.

Let him cool off,
Night-Bear!

He's tearing us apart!

Kincaid
is tearing my family apart!

No, Night-Bear, no!

Kincaid!

Kincaid!

Kincaid!

Kincaid!

Kincaid!

Kincaid!

Kincaid!

Kincaid!

Kincaid!

Hunh!

How'd it go?

Uh, it's not so good.

What do you mean, "not so good"?

I didn't get them.

I...I missed.

Give me that gun.

Certainly.

Ooh!

Kill you!

Piece of shit!

Oh, God!
Thank God you're okay.

'Course I'm okay.

I'm Dominic Kincaid.

My mom, she's...

she's...

and my dad, he's coming
here to get you...

Kincaid!

You killed my wife...

my love...

the only thing
that was good in my life.

What about your son, Kyle?

What about him?

Kyle is a very special boy,
Reverend Night-Bear...

Detective Reverend
Grizzly Night-Bear!

Oh, of course.

My point is,
you're a terrible father.

I'm just that glad I,
a servant of the people,

was able to step in

and become Kyle's new,
better father

before you ruined

this young man's future
completely.

Kyle!

You step yo ass away

from this jive turkey
right now, man!

No way!
I hate you!

It's your fault that Mom's dead.

Kincaid...

I'm going to bash
your fucking brains in, man.

In front of your
already traumatized kid.

Exactly what
a terrible father would do.

Do it. Go ahead.
Do it.

I'm gonna do it!

You're in trouble, man.

Do it.

I'm not going anywhere.

Good!

I'm right here.

Don't do it!

Dude! He's not
worth it, man.

Oh, he's worth it, all right.

Man, he's not even worth

a chicken-fried ham
off a Back-Porch Sally.

Brother, you're right.

But Night-Bear,
we don't have any evidence.

That's right!
You got nothing on me.

You cops got nothing on me!

I'm the mayor, goddammit!

Ha! I'm the
goddamn mayor!

He's right.

Everything he said is correct.

Evidence?

Don't make me laugh.

What kind of cop
you think I am, man?

Who the hell
do you think you are?

Arresting the mayor?

Are you two insane?

He killed my wife, man!

Where's your evidence?

I felt it, Chief.

I felt it...

here...

and in here.

Yeah, well,

you know what I'm feeling
in here and in here?

Like smacking you
upside the head!

Asshole!

Mr. Mayor,
I am terribly sorry.

Look, if there is
anything that I can do...

Oh, there is...
one little thing you can do.

You can fire this no-good
for-nothing cop right now

before he turns
your police force

into an even bigger joke
than it already is.

Ha ha!

Mr. Mayor, I...

Fire this man, or I fire you.

Night-Bear...

Save your breath, Chief.

Smells like shit anyways.

Watch your back, Kincaid.

Yeah...

'cause we're going
to be all over you

like a spider monkey
at a banana-tree party.

We're going
to be hanging around.

Don't worry
about Kincaid.

We know he's guilty.

Soon as we get some evidence,

we'll put him away
for a long time.

Man, I got fired.

You can't work with me.
It's against the rules.

I can bend
the rules this time...

if we get some evidence.

Where are we going to
find some evidence?

Don't worry.

I know where we can
find some evidence.

Right on.

You got it, brother.

That I do...

because I got you.

You know, I was hoping
I'd see you again.

I'm sorry I was toying
with you before, but...

I've just been hurt so
many times in the past.

Franky
needs to know you...

everything about you.

You're not like any girl
that I've ever met before.

Let's leave.

Darkness... darkness...

darkness.

It's all dark, jack...

and black...

but I can't see the light...

Tonight.

To. Night.

I go from door to door,
selling, man.

I go from whore to whore,
yelling, "Man!"

Be right there,

Mrs. Night-Bear.

I placed kisses right there,

on your vuh-gina.

I'm just tryin' ta...

kiss you

instead of miss you...

but...

just a kiss

becomes... syphilis.

I'm burning up.

I'm churning up.

When are you turning up,

Mrs. Night-Bear?

When you coming home?

Pauline, I'm all alone.

I miss you so much, Pauline!

Pauline!

Grizzly Night-Bear,
everybody!

Far out.

Because I...

this is just really
the way I feel about you,

and I mean everything
that I'm saying.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, Franky!

♪ Ooh, baby ♪

♪ I get high
On your love ♪

Hot!

Oh, yeah! Oh!

Ah, yeah!

♪ I get high
On your love ♪

♪ But I'm lovin' you
baby ♪

♪ Oh, but I'm close to you
close to you ♪

Listen, Franky...

I want to trust you,

but I don't know if I can.

Damn it, Izzy, if you can't
trust a cop in this town,

then who can you trust?

I swear I'll protect you.

You can't protect me
from Kincaid.

He's too powerful.

Not too powerful
for Franky New Guinea.

Franky New Guinea
is also very powerful.

I know you're powerful.

This has nothing to do
with who's more powerful!

Goddammit, Izzy,
can't you trust me?

I don't know if I can.

Izzy, you know what you're like?

You're like this wilted flower

sitting on the side of the road,

dying to come into the light...

and you know what I am?

What, Franky?

I'm a cup...

of water.

Franky...

you know how to move
me like no other.

♪ ...and higher ♪

♪ I get high ♪

Oof...

Wow. All right.

Mm.

All right, now tell me

everything you know
about Kincaid.

All I know

is that every night,
after I close up at 9:00,

Kincaid's goons show up.

You will never guess

which one of our...
buddies

was hired
to kill them two cops...

but missed

and killed the cop's
wife instead.

No shit? Who?

John Johnderson!

Ha! John Johnderson?
Ha ha!

John Johnderson John Johnderson?

You're serious, right?
John Johnderson,

the same John
Johnderson that we know

from John Johnderson, right?

That's what I fucking said.

John Johnderson, man.

Keep going, man!

John Johnderson!

John Johnderson, yeah...

I said John fucking Johnderson!

The fuck is your problem, man?

Come on!

John motherfucking...
I think that shit is funny.

John motherfucking Johnderson.

John Johnderson?

Yeah, John Johnderson!

All right? Is that
what you wanted to hear?

Well, fine!
It was John Johnderson!

All right?

You got it all out of me,

and I'm yours now,
Franky! I'm yours...

Hey, hey...

What?

Hey, whoa...
whoa, whoa, whoa.

I know it's hard...

Yeah.

Feels a lot better to
talk about it, though.

I wasn't talking about the case.

I know it's hard.

Franky...

you are an animal.

Come here.

♪ I get higher ♪

♪ I get high ♪

I got a name.

John Johnderson?

Yes? Can I help you?

Ooh, I was higher
than a motherfucker!

You're John Johnderson?

Yes.

Enough talk!

Come on, Johnderson!

Tell me, man,
who fucking hired you?

Who hired you, Johnderson?
Who hired you?

I don't know!

We got 'im!

We got the shooter!

Nothin' to see here!

Book 'im, Rico.

What the hell are you two doing?

We got 'im, Chief.

We got the shooter, man.

Both of you,
in my office, right now!

And we have footage now

of the vicious attack
by two police officers

earlier today...

All right, move along!

Official police business.
Nothing to see here.

Come on, nJohnderson!

Absolutely nothing to see.

Hey! I said move along.
nYou want me to come over there?

I'll come over there.

Some film students
shooting a documentary

were able
to capture the footage,

which only gets
more and more disturbing.

Hey, is that camera on?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa.

Is that camera on?

No? Is it? Good. Good.

Wait... how old are you,
sweetheart?

Are you 18 yet?

No? Okay.

Well, then move along!

How do you think this looks?

The D.A. is going
to have my dick in a vise!

No, no, no, Chief, man...

we got the shooter, man.

Yeah, Chief, it's okay.

Is it? Is it okay?

Yeah.

- It's okay?
- I think so.

It's not okay!

It would be okay

if you two had got the shooter,

but you didn't get
the shooter, you morons!

What are you talking about?
We got a witness

who says John Johnderson
was the shooter.

Oh yeah? Well,
your witness was lying,

because John Johnderson is not
a goddamn street assassin,

he's a city councillor!

He's probably the
one real competition

Kincaid has in
the next election!

Congratulations, dipshits,

you just beat the living shit
out of one of the good guys!

What? No,
that can't be.

It can't be!

Yeah, well, it is.
Guess what?

Somebody just made a fool
out of both of you

and got you
kicked off the force.

Oh, Chief,

you can't do that
to us, all right?

We were set up.

Oh, yeah? By who?

Well, uh...
this girl, she told me...

Oh, shit, another girl!

Goddammit, Franky,
when are you going to learn?

This one is different.

I don't give a shit.

You beat an innocent man
half to death!

You're off the force.

Now, turn in your badges!

Nah, Chief, man...

Now!

Now, get out of my sight!

♪ Why can't you
be a woman? ♪

Franky, I'm sorry I
had to do that to you.

I know you are, Chief,
I know you are.

♪ Why can't you
be a woman? ♪

Chiefy?

Chief?

♪ Why can't you
be a woman? ♪

Hey.

My fellow Americans,

I ask you
to share with me today...

Chief?

Goddammit!

Hey, hey, Reverend,

would you please keep
your drug-sniffing hands

to yourself, all right,

'cause this is Certified
California Leather.

Certified California Leather.

All right?

Man...
I got news for you.

All that hanky-panky
was clouding your vision, man.

You couldn't even see

that that sweet,
sweet piece of ass

was fooling your ass
from the start.

Fooling your ass from the start!

Yeah?

Yeah!

Well, at least
my wife's not dead!

There! I said it!

You son of a bitch!

I don't need you, you hear me?

I will find Kincaid
and take him down on my own,

and none of your
by-the-book ways

are gonna slow me down.

Yeah, well, you being

constantly high
and drunk all the time

wasn't exactly speeding
things up either!

Fine!

Goddammit...
oh, Billy!

I'm so sorry, uh, Billy.

Why?

Why did you do that to me?

Franky, you're hurting me.

You deserted me
when I needed you.

Franky, please...

You know what they did
to deserters in 'Nam?

Franky, you're scaring me.

Am I?

Yeah.

Am I scaring you?

Yeah, you're scaring me!

Well, you're scaring me too,

with your beautiful eyes

and your soft lips.

They're scaring
the shit out of me,

because...

I love 'em...

and that scares
the shit out of me!

I did what a girl's gotta do.

All right?
I'm sorry, Franky.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I let you in.

It's like my daddy always said,

you only get one Tuesday

to make a
jack-o-lantern crow.

♪ It's a hard
hard, hard road ♪

♪ And I'm running ♪

♪ Out of steam ♪

Oh, god...

Fuck!

♪ It's a hard
hard, hard road ♪

Back off!

♪ And I'm running ♪

Get outta here!

♪ Out of steam ♪

♪ Yeah, you know what I mean ♪

Billy!

♪ It's a hard
hard, long road ♪

♪ And I'm tired ♪

♪ Of holding on ♪

♪ Just too far gone ♪

Don't look at me!

Look at the other wall!
Look at the other wall!

♪ It's a hard
hard, long road ♪

♪ And I'm tired ♪

♪ Of holding on ♪

♪ I'm just too far gone ♪

Hey, sweetie,
$11 only gets you...

Oh!

Darkness...

darkness...

dark...

Before it was darker...

pretty...
pretty much...

it's darker now.

Pretty hungry right now.

Kyle!

Kyle...

So happy to see you, son.

Oh...

Kyle, Kyle, I'm...
I'm sorry.

I...

I'm sorry I let you down.

I was focused on, on my job,

and then your mother...

You're all I have now, son.

Kyle, I'm so sorry...

but it's just you and me now,

and I love you, son.

Kyle, I love you so much!

Kyle!

'Kay. Okay.
Night-Bear, everybody!

My boy, I love you!

Kyle, I l...
I love you.

And there were
three more reports

of teen overdoses

in the greater city area
this week,

making 14 overdoses
this month alone.

In unrelated news,

Mayor Kincaid was at Francis
Kaiser High School today,

celebrating
the undeniable success

that the Kincaid's Kid Aids
program has become.

But I can't take all credit
for the undeniable success

of Kid Aids.

The true heroes here
are the kids!

Snap out of it, Franky!

What happened?

I'll tell you what happened!

You've been humping that desk
for the last 18 hours straight!

You... you
fucked yourself

into some kind of sex coma.

What the hell's
the matter with you?

I'm sorry, Chief, I just...

just got nothing
left to live for.

I've got no chance

of avenging Billy's death...

I'm worthless.

You think I give a crap?

Well, I don't.

I don't give a crap, but...

get your shit together

and get the hell out of here!

Chief...

I'm sorry.

After all you've done for me,

I let you down.

No.

Don't apologize to me, Franky.

You let yourself down.

You let...
yourself...

Oh...
almost forgot.

This came for you.

"If you want to solve
the Kincaid case,

meet me in the woods
in one hour.

A friend."

A friend?

A friend...

Hello?

Anybody here?

You have got to be fucking me.

Reverend, what
are you doing here?

I got this letter.

Told me to show up, so...

You?

Letter.
Same.

Did you send the letter?

Yeah, man. Yeah!

I sent you the letter,

then I sent myself
the letter, man.

Fucking idiot.

Gentlemen...

I sent that letter.

John Johnderson?

Yes, it was I, John Johnderson,
who sent that letter.

What gives, Johnderson?

You told us you could
help us take down Kincaid.

And I can.

Well, out with it, Johnderson.

How can we take down Kincaid?

Together.

Oh, brother...

Hear me out.

While I was enduring hours
and hours of painful recovery

from the extensive
and permanent injuries

that you caused me,

I heard you two
had been kicked off the force

and were no longer friends.

I may never be able
to walk again...

Which we're really
sorry about, John.

Can't apologize
enough for that, man.

No, I'm fine.

It's cool.

Cool.

Chief told me
you two had lost...

Wait, the Chief?

Of Police?

Yeah, the Chief of Police.

When he told me what happened,

I knew it was my duty

to try and get you two
back together.

You could take Kincaid down,
once and for all.

Cool, man.

But how?

You.

Franky,
with your by-the-book ways...

And you,
Night-Bear,

with your not-by-the-book
ways...

If these two separate pathways
of policework

could merge together
into one unified road...

nay...

a superhighway
of law enforcement...

God as my witness,

I think you could take down
Kincaid once and for all.

What do you say, partner?

Partners?

Brother.

Partners.

Partners!

This is so great!

My dad never played
any pool games with me.

Hmm.

I got to be honest with you
about something, Kyle.

Your daddy, he means well,

but he is in every way
a bad man,

and do you know why?

Because he did those things
with that owl that one time?

Mm.

But also because...

Because he killed my mom.

That's right.

That's right.

So you and me, if we're
going to be a team, Kyle,

you can't ever see him again.

Are we a team, Kyle?

Yes, Mr. Kin...
I mean, Dominic.

Good boy.

You're like a son
to me now, K-man.

Don't ever betray that trust.

I won't do it no more!

I won't do it!

Drew!

Handle this bitch for
me, would you, Drew?

Relax, bitch.

Relax.

Okay, Kyle, run along now.

Remember,
you play your cards right,

and all that I have
could be yours one day.

Aw, Izzy...

What's wrong?

I won't do it no more.

I won't be a part
of it. I quit.

What, you think
you can just quit

like working at the
shoe store or something?

It doesn't work like that, Izzy!

Well, you can't make me stay.

No...

I can't make you stay,
but I can make you dead.

You and your whole family.

Your aunt Maureen,
your cousin Tyler,

your uncle Giuseppe...

How do you know their names?

Your nephew Derrick,
your best friend Whitney...

No!

Your brother Mike,
your sister Micah,

your cat,
Mr. Mittens...

No, please!

Oh yes!
I know them all...

and while I consider myself
to be a reasonable man,

you so much as think
of quitting at the library,

so help me god,

your whole family,
and your motherfucking cat,

are gonna be dead!

No... Franky...

he'll never let you
get away with it.

Who, New Guinea?

Oh, please...
please!

Please, that's delicious!

Please, try to follow
along with me here.

I killed the mayor,
and he couldn't stop me.

I killed New Guinea's partner,

and he couldn't stop me.

I killed his new partner's wife,

and he couldn't stop me,
and tonight,

I'm going to kill him...

and guess what?
He can't stop me.

You recognizing
the pattern here, Izzy?

How about that John Johnderson?

Hell of a guy.

Hell of a great guy.

Reverend, I, uh...

just want to say...

I'm sorry.

I was wrong.

Thank you.

Thank you, Franky, for...

for saying those things,
man, and...

I wanna say that I too am sorry.

I was wrong about you as well.

You're a good man.

Also, I would like to apologize

for the ancient Navajo curse
that I placed unto you.

You didn't lose
too many toenails, I hope?

No, not too many, no.

Good man.
Good man.

Well, all is forgiven.

Now to slow down for
this turn in the road.

Someone must've cut
the brake lines!

No!

I'm too late!

My father,
who I never got to tell I love,

is dead!

Kyle!

Dad! You're...

Someone must have cut
the brake lines.

Brake lines...
brake lines...

I thought you were dead!

Son, I'm right here.

I'm right here...
forever.

Dad, you were right...
about everything.

Kincaid, I heard him say it...
he did kill mom.

That son of a bitch!

And your partner.

That son of a bitch!

And tonight, he said
he was going to kill Izzy,

and then you two!

That son of a bitch!

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

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Listen to me, all right?

If we wanna take down Kincaid
for good

so that another Kincaid doesn't
replace the current Kincaid,

then we gotta do it
from the inside,

by the book.

Are you sure that
we can't just...

just kill him, man?

I feel like it would be
much more satisfying.

No, New Guinea's right, Dad.

We've got to take him down
from the inside.

I know just how to do it, too.

How?

I'll wear a wire.

No...

No, Kyle...

that's too dangerous, man.

I know.

I've got to.

For Mom.

Kyle, I...

I fucking love you, man.

My baby boy.

Now you're a man.

Here it comes!

♪ Baby, this is too good
to be true ♪

Whoa!

♪ I'm in love with you ♪

♪ And I pray to God
the things you do ♪

♪ They're more to me
than any pot of gold ♪

We did it!

Go long! Hut!

Touchdown.

♪ I can tell the world
I love you, baby ♪

♪ Yeah, I do ♪

You know, Kyle...

you don't have to do this, man.

Yes, I do, Dad.

For Mom.

You're so fucking brave.

You know, I know
I've never told you this before,

but...

son, I'm proud of you.

You...

are the one blessing
from the spirits

that I never saw coming.

Thank you, many spirits...

for the blessing that is Kyle.

All right, kid,

now, we've got
to get Kincaid on tape

talking about drugs

or the killing of your mom,

or the killing of my partner.

You got it?

Got it.

All right, good luck, kid.

Before I go...

Izzy...

she loves you, man.

She feels terrible
that she betrayed you,

but if she didn't lie to you
and tell you

that John Johnderson
was the shooter,

then her whole family
would be dead right now...

and her cat too.

Ooh, yeah.

Come on, now,
relax. Relax!

I said relax, bitch!

Mm-hmm.

That ought to help you relax.

K-Kool.

How you doing, my man?

I'm doin', I'm doin'.
How you doing?

I'm well.

Thank you for asking.

Okay.

Is there something wrong?

That's it, man,
his cover's blown.

I'm going in there!

No, wait, Reverend, wait.

Wrong? No, I'm cool.

Feeling cool...

just riding the breeze.

Are you sure
you're feeling cool?

'Cause you're
sweating profusely.

Nah, yeah, I'm cool.

I'm just...

workin' hard
to sell those drugs for you,

which is
what I do for you, right?

I tell you what,

why don't we cool you off,

go for a drink

after we finish
what we're doing here?

That sounds...
swell...

and just what exactly
are we doing here again?

What do you mean?

Yeah, kid, that's the ticket,
that's the ticket!

I just mean
what are we doing here...

right now...
at this location?

What does it look
like we're doing

right here, right now,
at this location?

It looks like...

we're putting illegal drugs
into Kid's Aids books.

No shit!

Actually, we're putting stories
into Kid Aids books.

Seriously, you're acting
retarded right now,

but you're a smart boy, Kyle.

What's going on?

Whoa, whoa,

ease off the gas, buddy.

Ah....nothing. You
know me, 'Caid...

I mean, Dominic.

Just messin' around,
like kids do.

Oh, Kyle, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have called you
retarded just now.

I appreciate that.

Why don't we just get back
to what we were doing?

That's it...

Which is something not
too many people know about...

Yes?

Something highly illegal...

Oh, this is it.
We got 'im.

Yeah!

Something that, if caught,

would surely cost me
my position as mayor

and take me down
once and for all...

Yeah, it's just like I told you!

And that very
illegal thing is...

I'm going to kill a cop's kid!

Do you hear me, Night-Bear?
Do you hear?

My boy!

Reverend, no!

What am I supposed to do, man?

Tyrone!

Nicky!

Tie this kid up
and secure the doors.

We's about to have company!

We can't go in there
without backup!

You know the rules.

Think about this for a second...

Fuck think...

and fuck the rules too,

'cause I got a news flash
for you, teacher...

school's out,

and we on the playground now,

and out here,

we don't play
by your teacher rules.

We got our own set of rules...

playground rules,

and they sure as shit
don't involve

waiting for no stinking backup
when it's time to fight!

Out here,
you fight all alone, man.

It's you...

and the man...

by your side...

fighting right next to you!

Franky...

it's personal, brother.

Mm...

That's my whole world
all tied up in there, man.

That's my...
my whole Mother Gaia,

you understand?

So it's time
for you and me, partner,

to play...

a little different.

Now we play...

not by the book.

You dig?

Reverend, I dig completely.

Let's go in there

and take care of your son.

Right on, partner.

Not by the book!

Yeah...

All right!

After you.
I'll exit this side.

Lookie-lookie...

Ha! It's a coke-cane!

It's like the drug...

But on a cane.

Yeah.

You hear that?

Oh, come now, gentlemen,

I know you're out there
somewhere.

I can smell
your bear-skin clothing

from here, Reverend.

I just want to say,
I commend you.

Turns out you were right
about your pussy son, Kyle.

He is a good little boy,
just like his daddy.

Too bad he's going to die...

just like his mommy.

Kincaid...

He also gonna die

like that dead partner
of your partner's that I killed!

Kincaid!

Fun-time's over, Kincaid.

Not so fast.

Drop your weapons,
or I kill them both.

So predictable.

So predictable.

You know, I'm actually glad
to see you two,

because
I have a confession to make.

I almost wanted to get caught.

Isn't that something?

It's true, though.

I think maybe
deep down in my heart,

I knew that giving
these kid aids,

that in turn were giving
these kids drugs,

that in turn were giving
these kids seizures,

was wrong...

but, then again,
having more money and more power

and more cocaine and more women
than any man in this city

feels so right.

You know what I'm talking about,
Night-Bear.

You son of a bitch!

Franky!

I'm sorry!

I've been hurt by the wrong guys
my whole life,

and the one time
a man treats me right,

I hurt him.

No, it's okay, Izzy.

You just did
what a girl's gotta do.

Oh, isn't that sweet?

You know, there's another reason
I'm glad you're here...

because now
that I get to kill you,

there won't be anyone
stopping me

from running this town
the way I want,

no badges running around

making being mayor
and dealing drugs

difficult for me.

You can't kill us, Kincaid,

because just like
the spirit of the night-bear,

the spirit of brotherhood...

that shit's eternal, man.

Ha!

Exactly.
That shit's eternal.

You can't kill us, Kincaid,

but we can kill you.

Ha ha ha!

I'd like to see you try!

All right.

♪ There's a funky
little nightclub ♪

♪ It's a swingin' little spot
where the soul people meet ♪

♪ They got a funky
little waitress there ♪

♪ Little go-go dancer ♪

♪ And a smooth bartender ♪

Night-Bear!

♪ That knows all the answers ♪

Come on!

♪ At the nightclub
dig it, baby ♪

♪ At the nightclub ♪

♪ Too much soul ♪

Fuck you, Night-Bear.

Chapter one...

you're dead, assholes.

Looks like they took
a page out of the wrong book.

Ha ha!

Nice work, turkeys.

This is
where the good times end.

Night-Bear!

Uh, uh, uh...
not so fast.

Drop 'em!

Drop your weapons,

or I kill them both.

Ha ha!
You're so stupid!

- Kyle!

No!

Aah!

Jesus Christ!

That's our cue to leave,
sweetheart.

Oh, God...

Reverend...
Grizzly...

I'm so sorry I got you killed...

just like Billy.

Don't worry about it.

Oh, my god.

You're dying!

Oh...

I said...

don't worry about it.

No, goddammit, no!

Holy shit.

What's he doing?

Night-bear!

Go for it, Dad.
I believe in you.

What the...

Ho ho ho...
Ha ha!

Nice try, Night-Bear.

Even with the power
of the spirit of the bear,

you couldn't take me down.

Ha! You missed!

Did I?

Wait, Franky,
what are you doing?

You could hurt me!

Trust.

But I...

Trust!

But...

Trust me.

Okay, Franky.

I trust you!
You hear me?

I finally trust a man,

and it's you!

You understand?

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Ha!
You missed, you big dummy!

Did I?

Oh, no!

Well...

looks like you were right
about one thing, brother.

Oh yeah?
What's that?

Sometimes,

playing by the book
really does work.

Ha ha!

Kyle!

My boy!

My beautiful baby boy,
you're going to be fine.

You're going to survive this!

I know... Dad.

I know.

Franky... I'm sorry
I betrayed you.

No, it's okay, Izzy.
I forgive you,

as long as from now on,
you trust me.

Trust this, Franky New Guinea.

Yeah!

What the hell's going on here?

We got 'im, Chief.

We got the guy
who killed my Pauline

and Franky's deceased partner,

Billy O'FitzSullivan, man.

And we got all
the evidence we need.

Looks like you're stuck

between a Tennessee Bull-Worm
and an Uptown Annie, Kincaid.

You're going away
for a long time.

Yeah?

Those drugs aren't mine.

This is ridiculous!
It's entrapment!

They entrapped me!

My lawyer's going to have
a field day with you two.

You should just release me now,

save yourself the trouble
of all the paperwork. Ha!

I live for paperwork.

Ow!
Fuck, my nose!

All right,
get this piece of garbage

out of my office.

You can't do this!

Rico!

Do you know who I am?

I'm Dominic Kincaid!

This is my city!

I'm Dominic Kincaid!

You have not seen
the last of me!

I'm Kincaid!

I'm Kincaid, goddammit!

Kincaid!

Well...

I guess you two think
this is the part

where I say "Congratulations!

You saved the day,

and you avenged
your fallen loved ones...

and you're
the two damn best cops

I've ever seen in my whole life,

and your legacy is going
to live through the ages."

And...

guess I should inform you

that now
that you've solved the case,

you're no longer required
to be partners.

Well, that's good...

'cause then I don't have to look

at his ugly mug anymore.

Yeah, man, and...

I guess I don't have to follow

any of your goddamn rules
anymore either...

even though...

I mean, I guess they are
pretty helpful sometimes.

Well...

I guess this is...

Yeah...

You're right, Jack.

This is...

this is time, brother...

for you and me
to go back out there

and clean up the streets
of this bad city.

Yeah!

Yeah!

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

It's a bad city.

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ But if you think ♪

♪ You're gonna
fight this fight and win ♪

♪ They're gonna take you down ♪

♪ Before you even get in ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ If you think
you're gonna come out alive ♪

♪ You'll be lucky
if you even survive ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ If you think you are
the coolest cat in town ♪

♪ There are two jive cops ♪

♪ And they're gonna
bring you down ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ And if you think
that crime really pays ♪

♪ These bad-ass boys ♪

♪ Are gonna show you
an end of days ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ Bad, bad city ♪

♪ It's a bad ♪

♪ City ♪

There you have it.

Buried in the pot of gold

at the end of the
Canucksploitation rainbow,

a diamond in the rough,

Bad City.

Following production,

it was only Mans Asbjonder

who went on
to see further success,

releasing his electro-pop
hit single, Mans,

which held
the number-one position

in the Central European
pop charts

for eight weeks in a row,

finally taken down
by teen idol Chrissy,

best known for her hits Is It Tonight

and Heels in the Air.

That's all the time we have
for tonight.

I'm L. Donald Bramante.

Good night.

♪ It's a bad city ♪

♪ They're coming
so you better get out ♪

♪ Well, I got love
inside of me ♪

♪ And I got soul
runnin' deep ♪

♪ And I got two shoes
on my feet ♪

♪ And they're pounding
out a beat ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Well, I got heart
right from the start ♪

♪ And I got feelin'
leavin' you reelin' ♪

♪ And I got both sides
to the sun ♪

♪ I got love
like a glove ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ Oh shit, man
I seen love ♪

♪ Well, I got bones
and I got blood ♪

♪ And I got skill
and I got mud ♪

♪ And I got one mind
open wide ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

Hey, Joseph, man.

Get a bit more of that twang
on that guitar, would you?

Dana, turn up that kick drum,
man, I can't hear it.

Matt, feel it.

That's what I'm talking about.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Oh yeah
I said, I got love ♪

♪ I got love
He got love ♪

♪ And we got love ♪

♪ She got love ♪

♪ And we got love ♪

♪ Feel it, feel it
hell yeah ♪

♪ We got love
we got love ♪

♪ We got love
we got love ♪

♪ We got love
we got love ♪

♪ We got love
we got love ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And he got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And she got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And we got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ And I got love ♪

♪ For you to find ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

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