Bad Black (2016) - full transcript

Commandos aren't afraid to jump, you know.

But he's no Commando!

Welcome back

Yes, okay, this is VJ
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Kampala, Uganda

This is Swaaz

Swaaz means Schwarzenegger



in Uganda

Swaaz is a good man

His wife is in the Hospital

She's dying

He must do what he needs to do

to save her

Go on, get outta here.

He has a gun

Everyone down.

I said down.

And shut up.

You a hero?

Drop da phone.

Open, open



I said open

No, no, please no

I have a key

Ugandan key

Money, bring the money

His partner -

Buddy Spencer

Money, money, money, money
Hurry your ass up.

It's a big heist

The winner takes it all

Who are you? What are you doing?

Hey!

This is Captain Alex

He's alive!

Captain Alex is alive!

He's dead

Captain Alex is sooo dead

Don't look.
Who Killed Captain Alex?

Schwarzenegger

Come on, you fat bastard.

This is a bad idea

I wanna go back to school

Don't move. Wait for me.

I want to be a doctor

or a lawyer

I don't care

Shut the door.

Jump, jump, jump.

Jump?

Are you crazy?

Meanwhile

Ghetto Rally

Wakaliwood Ghetto Rally

Subaru

The Police is here

Now! Jump, jump.

Like Rambo

No way, you jump

Now, go, go. Go now!

He's just a mere boy

on a Supa Tough mission

Bastard

Stop the car.

Now it's time 2 see the real action

Did you enjoy Who Killed Captain Alex?

Now it's time for Bad Black

Don't let him escape.

From

Wakaliwood Studios, Nateete,
Uganda Where to, Boss? Shut

up and drive. Is this yours?
You have keys?! Police

I need a ride

a Supa Ride

The Ugandan Schwarzenegger

Swaaz on the run

Movie

Stop. Stop.

Supa Fire

Police on da move

He can fit the unfitables

Just watch

My bums

Behind you

Fire, fire

He's over here.

Supa Warrior

Very dangerous Swaaz
Come on.

My wife

I need to get to my wife

He's getting away

I'm too old for this shit

He's free!

Police is serious

Look ooooooooout!

He's back! Run for your life.

Sweet Jesus! Allah, save us.

More deadlier than expected

Fight for life

Fight to the death

My wife, I love my wife

Ladies and Gentlemen, the impenetrable

So incredible

Most unexpendable

Ugandan Schwarzenegger!

Welcome to Uganda

Okay, Supa Fans

In this movie

you're going to learn all about Love

and Revenge!

I love you

You have money?

Get away from my sister.

That's it. You're a dead man.

Love is hard in Wakaliga

I'll never get laid.

Here we go

Again!

Now you're going 2 see

This is life I told you scum to stay away
from my family. In Wakaliwood ghetto

Go home

Get out!

Now, it's a war

between ghetto people and uptown

Okay, I go home

Why are you idiots always fighting?

Love Story

Love of Action

Good fighters

Ghetto fighters

You're gonna give me a heart attack.

You all crazy!

Every Master with his own technique

Kill each other somewhere else.

Stop it! Go to Hell!

Non-stop deadly kicks

Get out of here. Just go away.

All that money gone.
What are we gonna do?

Supa Loss

There is no supper

Don't cry, Grandma. It'll be okay.
Come here, child.

Bring Grandma some water, child.
Later that evening

Get out of here. Go on.

Get the hell out.

Mom, you put yourself
under so much pressure.

You're too old to raise a child -

especially one that isn't ours.

Just throw her out.
We need to think of ourselves.

Look what it's doing to you.
The kid's not worth it.

The child means nothing.
She isn't family.

The street ghetto

She left home

Hey, cutie. Where you goin'?

Come here.

Help me! Help me!

Quiet

Where'd she go?

She's stronger than she looks.

My Grandma was sick, and my
Uncle told her to thrown me away.

He said I was too much trouble,
and that I wasn't even family.

That's why I'm here on the streets.

Good. Now you.

My mother was making dinner,
and I dropped it on the floor.

I ran away before my step-
father could beat me.

Work on it. You.

This is the life I chose, man.
No regrets.

Listen up - the new ones
are your responsibility.

Show them what to do -

but make damn sure they
make money tomorrow.

Got it?
The street boss

He is the leader

Little Commandos -

You remember why
we're here, don't you?

Families - All families

They can break you apart
or keep you together

Families

All families - They can break
you apart or keep you together

There is something you
have done, Dear Father

Some used to starve at home

It is so painful

Some left their homes
because of the punishments

Why do you want to
bring tears to my eyes?

They had to leave, as they
thought it can be better

It makes me want to leave,
and start my own family

Families - All families

They can break you apart
or keep you together

There is something you
have done, Dear Mother

So, you'll find them on the streets

It is so painful
not well taken care of

Families - All families

They can even struggle,
just to be earning a living

Metal scrap

You a thief!

What are you doing with this?

I'm sorry

What else did you steal?
I didn't know.

Tell the truth

Hit harder. She'll talk.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Let's burn her.

Please, no

This is none of your business.

She's just hungry.
This is someone's child.

Whose child?

Get out of here.

I see you again

I kill you

Seriously

These young kids always sell aluminum

I got some good stuff. Hey. Man.

How you been?
- Same old shit. Just for a small amount of money

so they can take care of themselves

How much you want? Gimme 50,000.

Gotta weight it and see.

1.5 Kg. You see?

I'll give you 1500.

He's a good man

He was like this child, once

I'll be back with better stuff.

Understand? You sure?

You wanna eat, you have to work.

That's the way it goes around here

They beg

for da boss

If you fail to do so, you'll

suffer the consequences

What's this?

You're stealing from me.
No, a man gave it to me.

Thief.

She's stealing money from us.

- That's not true.
- Shut up.

You joke with me?

You think I'm a joke?

You see this?

This a dog tag. I'll teach
you that I'm a Commando.

I can kill you right now.

Sandra.

Next time, you. You will die.

1 will kill you next time.

If you joke around me.

A Commando. She jokes
with a Commando. Me.

She does what she must

to survive

You can't kill me.

You're just a kid.
You cannot kill me.

I'm a Commando.
You cannot kill me.

10 Years Later

Now, you gonna meet

From New York 2 Uganda

America's Best Action Star

Alan Ssali, Masajja wa Kabaka

What is your name?

I don't understand you,
SO your name is now Betty.

America's Van Damme

Here in Uganda

because his wife kicked him!

Open your mouth.

See? That's how you do it.

Very good. Very good.
Okay, you're done.

He never asks for money.

You're very healthy. You're very fine.

The doctor has an assistant

Wesley Snipes

Nooo.

Yeah, that one.

It's okay. Thank you.
And we need one of these.

Later after

Long day.

Is that a dog tag?

Yeah, it's a dog tag.

Are you a Commando?

No. No, I'm not a Commando.

But, my father was a Commando.

This is his.

My mother was a Commando.

And my brother is a Commando.

My dog was a Commando.

Dog? 'Embwa'?

You have a Commando dog?

Doctor, are these sweets?

No, they're not sweets.
Nothing here is sweets.

They look like sweets.

No. No, they don't. And
they don't taste like them.

You don't like them.
You don't want them.

Clean up, and we're good.
Then we'll go home.

You're too good. You're
too strong is the problem.

Is he dead?

Wake up. Time to find a job.

Ohhh, this is Uganda, I thought he's dead.

I'm comin'.

How you doing?
Yeah, you're lookin' good.

That's for sure. Okay,
come on. Let's go home.

We got his bank statements, Black. This
Hirigi's a very rich man. Back to da Ghetto

Remember, it's 10 years later

Now all the ghetto kids are grown-ups

What about you?

They have a plan against a rich man

He likes to drink at Club 17.
He's there every afternoon.

The girl, she's now the leader

of this gang

Hirigi has a wife, Black.

And a teenage son, named Kenny.

Here's a photo.

What's with the muzungu?

That's the new doctor. He won't last.

This is easy money.

- I'm Bad Black.
- Bad Black?

I'm Ssali. Doctor Ssali.

I heard you're doing
a great job in my community.

Thank you. It's only the beginning.

May I have your contacts?

You never know -
I can be of any help.

Don't do it!

That would be amazing.

We are just beginning
and we need alot of help.

You have dog tags?

Commando?

What do you think?

You see this?

This is a dog tag. I'll teach
you that I am a Commando.

Hello, dead muzungu

He's a Commando.

He must be a spy. We should
find out what he knows.

I hate Commandos.

He's Hirigi, the rich man

The Mayor has friends there,
that's the problem.

Otherwise, we could just throw
them out and take the land.

Who's the babe?

Go find out,
if you can still walk.

Watch and learn.

Kung Fu Master

of Love

You're not drinking?

I don't drink.

You don't drink? That's a first.

You mean there's
nothing here that you like?

Maybe one thing.

Please, don't hurt me. Please.
I'll kill you. Serious.

You're here alone? Who says I'm alone?
Ohhh, it's da same man.

She's seeking vengeance

I don't see you with anyone.
Yet.

Ugandan women

They are beautiful

but deadly

I -I -I love you

Sorry, but I need to go.
Something came up.

No problem.

It was a pleasure meeting you.

Thanks for the help.
I'll talk to you later.

Your phone number.

Stupid

There's no need. I'll see
you again, if it's meant to be.

I don't leave things to fate.

She's good

Hirigi

His home

His family

I think she's wonderful, Kenny.
She's the one, Mom.

And it's about time I had grandchildren.

Welcome home, sir.

What's the emergency?
We have good news.

A new maid?
She don't look like much.

This is Ken's fiancee.

What's that? And she's pregnant.

What are you saying?
They're getting married.

Is this a sick joke?
You think this is funny?

Kenny, where'd you find this whore?

She lives across town.
Be a man and say it. The ghetto?

I've known her for years.
What are my rules?

Never go across the bridge
and mess with that filth.

You got up. You want to fight me?

The other girlfriend

This is getting good

How can you let this happen?
What's the matter with you?

She wants money!

What's going on?

It's my life. I love mt fiancee,
and to Hell with you.

How can you love this roach turd?
Much less get it pregnant?

Ken, you -

I've given you my time, my love -

Ohhh, baby, it's nothing. I love you.

Go apologize to her.

That's it! Get out of here.

To hell with ghetto
Leave this house.

Are you crazy?

Why are you hitting me?
You know why.

What an asshole

Bad Black

Uganda's Best Worst Thief

Back to Alan Ssali, Muzugu Muganda

People have been waiting for you.

Doctor, what's wrong?

I met a woman.

She stole everything.

She stole my money,
she stole my passport -

but she stole my dog tags.

Your dog tags?

I went to the Police.
They're not gonna do anything.

And I don't know what to do.

You should not go to the Police.

You are a Commando.
I'm not a Commando. I'm a Doctor.

You're father was a Commando.
It is in your blood.

You are Commando.

If you can't train yourself,
I can train you.

How can you train me?
I'm a Doctor. I don't know anything.

First lesson

Get da hell outta here.
Can't you see the Doctor's sick?

He looks fine to us.
We've been here all morning.

Learn to take care of yourselves.

Your adults, aren't you?

You go

You don't have to fear.

I believe in you.

What da hell?

Are you ready?

Time 4 Action. Let's go!

What the hell, man?

Run! Run!

You have to be a Commando

You have to learn

to fight 4 yourself!

Forget your wife in America

She hates you!

Run.

That, my friend, was poo poo

For real

This is Uganda

Poo poo everywhere

You don't want to be a Commando?

Yet, your brother is a Commando

You even have -

Dodge!

A Commando dog

I'm a Doctor, dammit.

Just leave me alone

What's this?

Get him!

Get muzungu

Wait, wait. Wait.

Eat da white guy

Cook him alive!

He must be delicious

They're gonna kill me

Somebody help me

Idi Amin

I brought for you food.
I'm eating this. This is good.

It's "kikommando'. It's
good for Commandos.

Yes! It's good for Commandos.

I like this. This is my favorite.
This is rubbish.

You're not a civilian!

I brought for you food.

You eat kikommando

Running water.

This is water?

I have to drink this?

Master

Da Kung Fu Master

The Karate Kid

What is this?

Some 'matoke'? Maybe some candy bars.

Are you stupid?

Push ups.

Miyagi Supa Tough

Down, down, down. Push ups.

Do it

The Ugandan Miyagi

One.

That is two. That is two. Three.

Wesley Snipes

Good teacher

I'm going to teach you how to kick.

Now, do it.

Are you ready? Now, kick this.

Supa Master

I'm showing you. I'm showing you.

Catch. Catch.

He's trying to be a good Commando

A good soldier

That's good.

Master, I'm done

I think you are ready.

Ready to die

Kenny

Hirigi's son, Kenny

Families - All families

Someone tortured?

Bad Black

What are you doing here, rich kid?

I want some drugs.
Now, he wanna try the ghetto life

Who said we have drugs?
I saw some musicians.

Not all musicians use drugs, man.

Find out why he's here.

I have an idea.

Don't involve drugs
in your problems, man.

Listen to him

It's good advice

You hearing me?

I should take it

I see this all the time -
Nothing good comes from it.

What's he want?
To get high, man.

- He got money?
- Lots.

Families - All families

Stop it. Stop it.

Think back to when we were kids.

To when we were frightened
and begging on the streets.

To when you were thrown from home.

We need to feel it.

The song needs to be
perfect for tonight's concert.

Wow, look at all the hot women.

What are you looking at?
Those two.

I bet they're twins.

Careful. You're disrespecting our boss.
But, they're hot.

Keep him high and out of sight.

Give him some Jet Fuel.

You like to fly? You're gonna
be the first Ugandan on the Moon.

I'm soaring thru the air.

Nothing can stop me.
I can do whatever I want.

Out of the way, stupid birds.

Now, it's time for Action

Wait for my signal.

Alan Ssali, Masajja wa Kabaka

Now he's Commando

Where are my dog tags?

Supa Tough

Looking for a wife?

Think you'll find one in Uganda?!

Yeah!

Beat muzungu! Beat him good.

This is ghetto

Hey, you fuckin' American. What
the hell you looking for here?

Owe Nkima

"Ugandan Supa Soldier'

Hey, he's winning. He's winning!

Ohhh, he's losing.

What are you looking for?
No one.

- You saying?
- Black?

Behind you. Behind you.

Supa Fighter

Long Island Kick

Jesus, they're gonna kill me

Run, muzungu

Miyagi! Come and help me, Miyagi!

This time muzungu is dead

Mama Mia

No escape

Ohhh, in the poo poo

Da poo poo

Ugandan poo poo

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Miyagi, where are you?

What is it?

I can't. There's too many of them.

Are you mad?

You can do it!

It took me years to be tough.

Go. I said go.

Do it!

Go back. Go!

I'll do it

l can do it. I can do it.

Hey, it's Uncle Benon
Another dead muzungu.

Wrong movie

I have one child. A son.

Back to the Mugaga

But, I no longer consider
him family. He ruined his life.

Is it drugs?
Ghetto life has its consequences.

I'm scared of the people down there.

As soon as I buy the land,
I'll throw them all out.

But, those people can
kill their own parents.

My son is not in my life.
You have nothing to fear.

In fact, that's why
I'm looking for a new wife.

One who can give me a proper son,
and take over my inheritance.

Sir, I would be honored
to be your wife. But -

That's fast

Ohhh, Hirigi's in Love

Dumb bastard

What is it? Tell me.

Well, what if -

you first transfer your money to me, so
I can start being a good mother to our son?

Ohhh, good idea

Is that all? No problem. We
can do it tomorrow. You smart

I trust you

Really? You mean it?

Of course. We'll go to my lawyer.
I love you.

Men, we can be so stupid
All families

They can break us apart
or keep us together

All families

They can break us apart
or keep us together

There is something you
have done, Dear Husband

Why do you want to
bring tears to my eyes?

It is so painful

This is great. They're singing on the
bridge between the rich and the poor.

Both sides will get the message -
that family should bring people together.

Remember, she is the ghetto woman

This is where this woman comes from

Hirigi is sooo happy

but not for long

The Ghetto

'Richie Rich'

What are we doing here?

Welcome home, dear. Hungry? No thank
you, Grandma. Hey, it's Jajja

from beginning

Have a seat.

You gonna need it

You two know each other?

I want you to meet my boyfriend.
We're gonna get married.

Sweet Jesus, I hope you're
either drunk or asleep -

Are you a retarded goat?

What da hell is she talking about?

She's so old, she's become senile.

Is it a sin for a rich man to marry
a young, beautiful woman?

Asshole!

This is your own granddaughter.

She's the child of the daughter
you let die in the ghetto.

I'm pregnant.

I'll kill you! You're dead.

Flavia?

The grandfather?

She's marrying the grandfather?

We need to go back to my lawyer.

Bad Black is crazy!

Did they Beat the Rat?

Did they?

I'm going to vomit

What are you doing?

This now belongs to me.

You and this old hag -
you think you can steal from me?

Don't you know who I am?!
I'm a very powerful man.

That's it. I'm gonna buy this land
and throw you all in the gutter.

With what money?

Back to Muzungu Muganda, Alan Ssali

Thank God

Muzungu, how are you?

I'm fine. And how are you? Okay.

What is your name?
My name is Rachel.

Rachel, that's a beautiful name.
Where is your mother?

My Mom has gone to work.

And your Dad?
I don't have a Dad.

Do you like candy? Sweets. Yes.

Do you know her?

Yes, that is Black.

Yes, everyone knows her.

Do you know her?
ll met her, yes. I know her.

She is Black.

Take me to her.
First, give me my sweets.

Ugandan women

Thank you.

Come, come.

Here.

Ooooooh, Ssali's mad

You'll be mad, too

if you can only act in Uganda

Hirigi likes to drink at Club 17.

Watch dogs

I want my stuff back

Now, he's Commando

For real

Mercenary

There she is. Kill her!

Look at my car.

Please, help me

She stole everything you see.

Look at my house. It's ruined.

That's her?

Just throw her out.
She's nothing.

She's not family.

As long as she can remember

Hey, you -

Why do you cause
problems for everyone?

Now, I'm gonna throw
you from this home, too.

He came to finish her off

She finished him off

You're telling me Bad Black is
giving money away in the slums?

Yes, sir.

What kind of criminal is this?!
Why can't the Police stop him?

Bad Black is very,
very wise and street smart.

The ghetto loves and protects the gang.
They have spies everywhere.

And Bad Black always
moves with an army of thugs.

It's a huge network,
and they have alot of money.

But, that's just part of the problem.

We don't even know
what Bad Black looks like.

But, we have a plan.

A big arms deal is
goin' down in the slums.

At just the right moment -

my Kung Fu Cops will surround them.

I promise you -

We'll chop off their heads, and throw
Bad Black's corpse in prison forever.

Muzunguuuuuuuuuuuuu

Oooh, da poo poo

No more poo poo

Stallone should fight a crocodile. I'd
pay to see that. Excess use of Ganja

Here 2 stop Black

Forever

Predator's half Jamaican, you know.

Mamacita

Everyone you asked for is here.

Including the gun dealer.

Show Madame the briefcase.

A tough squad on a mission

Hello

Put the guns away. Don't worry.

Gun dealers

Gun smugglers

Tough gang

Tougher than Action

Let's talk inside.

Leave the guns here.

Watch the briefcase and weapons.

Briefcase

You goddamn thieves!
But, we're all thieves.

It's time to deliver

Da movie's on!

Alan Ssali in Action

He has a machine gun

Supa Warrior

Gimmie my stuff back

Is that Rambo?

Hands up.

Watch dogs!

Don't move.

Ugandan Police

Kung Fu Cop

It's the doctor. He's gone crazy!

America's Best Action Staaaaaaar!

Ugandan Cobra

meets da Panther

Supa Fighter

China

China in Uganda

What's wrong?
Another muzungu's gone nuts.

I knew it. I knew it.

Run for your life!

Run, run

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Save me, please

It's da doctor

He's crazy!

He has a machine gun

We all dead. He's gonna kill us.

A new warrior on da block

Dance

Ugandan dance

Worst doctor ever

Fire

Alan Ssali

This doctor

needs borders

He wants Black

Where the fuck are my dog tags?

Let me explain.

Get 'em!

This is Black. This is
who you're looking for.

And I have my dog tags.

Don't fuck with Americans.

Now U gonna see Uganda's first

Women in Prison movie

You call that a massage?

See who they're bringing.

Enjoy your new girlfriend.

Suck my dick.

Look at you.

You're mine, now. Understand?

Look at these pretty clothes.

Who do you think you are?
Bad Black?

Gonna seduce my husband, too?

Come on, take it easy.

Money, gimmie money

Hurry up.

Make it my birthday.

This is alot of money.
You must really be Bad Black.

I'm gonna keep this as a souvenir.

Godzilla

Welcome, Bad Black.

Fan of Bad Black

I love your work.

Listen, can you teach me
to seduce rich men, like you?

They can make anyone from
the ghetto just disappear.

Why are you here?

Long story.

Kill, kill, kill

What she do?
Nothing. She just likes it here.

They brought me here
right after I gave birth.

I never even held my child.

After all these years, I don't
even know if she's alive.

My father was a very rich man.

He put me here because
of whom I loved.

She was abandoned by the family

like Bad Black

Hey, where we going?

Rescue Mission

Kenny on da Rescue Mission

All hands on deck.
Ready for take-off.

You're Schwarzenegger.
Rambo. I wanna be Rambo.

Put on your lucky coat.

I need guns.

All da guns. And ammo.

A bad man, a bad man,
a bad man, is a bad man.

Hope you like Heaven, man.

Lets do this.

You're the Ghetto Schwarzenegger.
Me am the King

Me da conqueror

Me da boss around
You're our hero. A real movie star.

Say Hello to Commando Jesus.

Rescue Mission

Who are you? Where you going?

Can't you read?

I'm telling you -

women are more dangerous than men.

You want 2 sleep?

Okay, I put to sleep

Bad Black in the house.

Bad Black?

All your problems are solved.

Alarm

Get outta here. All of you.

You're free. You're free.

Go, you're free

You stay here

It's dangerous outside

What are you doing?
You're free in just two days.

I don't care. I can't go on.
Think of your daughter.

Come out and play.
I'm just getting started.

Where are you?

Let's see who's the best.

Move, move. Let's go.
Supazilla

She's loose

Supazilla's loose

You, there. Stop!

Riots

Prison riots

Women

Dangerous Ugandan women

Oh, crap! He's freed all the prisoners.

Commando

Lock all the doors and exits.

Beat the Rat?

Supazilla

Supa Woman!

Supa Warrior

Oh, God! No!

She'll destroy Kampala.

Godzilla

Mortar fire

Expect da Unexpectable

He claims to be Bad Black

He's Bad Black now

I think I saw Godzilla

Avoid doors and gates.
Jump the walls if necessary.

Split into two teams and surround him.

Expect no Mercy

The situation

now goes beyond monotonous

Oh, my God!

Where'd she go?

Help me, Museveni!
Call the Military

What's he doing now?
See for yourself.

And I want '24' back on TV.

Best damn show on TV.

That's drugs talking.

That's the son of Hirigi,
the rich guy in town.

Let's play.

Let's get him. But alive.

Alive?

Target

More deadlier

He is Rambo

Schwarzenegger

Van Damme

Bruce Willis

Bill Murray

Stallone

Nothing can stop him

He is Schwarzenegger He is
everything, man He's Van Damme

Zoe Bell

Nothing can stop him

Poor Kenny

He has nothing

Lost girlfriends

Lost home

Kenny lost everything

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My eggplants

Let's call it a draw.

What a movie!

Good thing it's over

She has done for her time, now

In light of yesterday's events -

All criminal charges against
the defendant are dismissed.

We'll now hear the case
against her as filed by Mr. Hirigi.

Mr. Hirigi accuses
the defendant of extortion

leading to the theft of
his property and assets.

Do you understand the charges?

Innocent or Guilty?

Now, we're going to learn

why Bad Black did everything

Boring

She can talk

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Swaaz was her father

Swaaz was a good man

and loved in the ghetto

He loved Flavia verrrrrry much You're
my Action Hero. You're mine, too.

But, he had no money.

Is this the bastard?

How dare you touch my daughter?

Wait, I'm not done.

How can you be so stupid, Flavia?
At least I married for Love.

You wanna be poor?
Go and be poor.

But do it alone.

You'll see what interesting
lives the poor lead.

Then Flavia became dying

and pregnant

Doctor, please save my family.

Rescue Mission

Get to the Hospital!

Still a bastard

Here's the money.

Doctor, please save them.

Swaaz saved his baby

But not himself

I don't care if she's dead. She's
going to jail. And not Flavia

She's alive.

Where's Swaaz?

Those assholes killed him.

With no family, Baby Black
was brought to Jajja

A baby?! Why the
hell is this my problem?

When I learned my own
grandfather wanted to evict the slum.

I knew I had to do something.

Most of all, I wanted him to know

that the poor can't help being poor,
and no one can chose whom they love.

If my mother were alive,
she'd tell you how unfair life can be.

I'm right here.

What da hell?

Flavia?

How've you been?

That's Flavia?

That's her Mother?

She's alive???

I'm so confused

and I'm Ugandan!

Now, you know all about Love

in Uganda

Back to Muzungu Muganda, Alan Ssali

You look beautiful, however
not quite the nurse yet.

Put that on.

Now, she wants 2 be a Doctor

and helping children

Hirigi's wife!

My family destroyed
by my own granddaughter.

Revenge!

Look ooooout!

What da hell?

Muzungu really did die

I liked him

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