Bachelor Lions (2018) - full transcript

[lion growling]

[music playing]

Today, we'll be
talking about the lion.

On the edge of every
lion territory,

you'll find bachelor lions.

Usually dirty,
starving, and alone,

these single lions lack
the skills to survive.

In many ways, they want the
same things we all want.

When you're alone in the
wild, it's a struggle.

They kill.

They eat.



And they have sex, lots of sex.

And when these lonely, pathetic
beasts bump into each other

in the wild, they fight.

But on rare occasions, the smart
ones make a different choice.

A deal is struck, a
deal that will change

their [ECHOING] lives forever.

[music playing]

Look at little jeep.

You ready?

Yeah.

Come on.

[whistles]

[metal clanking]

Tick tock, son.



I hate it when you do that.

Tick tock, Mark.

You got to move.

Where's your bag?

Shit.

Get it.

Your tools are outside.

That's a surefire
way to get busted.

I know.

Let's go.

What's it now?

I got a new job.

Where?

You know that coffee
shop I'm always at?

They hired me.

They gave me a...
You know, a job.

[chuckles] You're
gonna be serving coffee?

Maybe.

I don't know.

I guess.

Like a waitress?

If that's what you want to do.

This is what I do.

I never went to Yale.

I can't throw a football,
can't use a computer.

But if you need a part for an
Escalade, I can get it in...

30 seconds, I know.

It's your thing, all right?

You're good at it.

But that's the thing.

I need to find out what
my thing is, you know?

Yeah, obviously
it's serving coffee.

No, it's not serving coffee.

I mean, everybody has
some talent, right?

You know what?

I got some money.

And I want you to have it.

Dad, I'll be fine.

- I want you to have the money.
- I'll figure it out.

You're gonna be a barista?

[police sirens approaching]

No, I'm not gonna...

[tires screeching]

Shit!

Meet me around the back.

[music playing]

All right, you
take off that way.

Just keep running.

What about you?

Don't worry about me.

Go.

Go, go!

[YELLING] There
he goes, officer.

He's getting away!

Yeah, I'm the one
that called you.

I saw this suspicious guy.

Stop right there there.

Freeze!

Right there!

Come on, freeze.

[music playing]

Here you go.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hey, son.

They got me.

I'm in jail.

You ratted me out, dad.

I didn't rat you out.

It's called a diversion.

You know what?

I gotta go.

[music playing]

Wait, May.

May, wait, hold up.

May, can't we talk about this?

There's nothing to talk about.

You're not the kind of
guy I'm looking for.

That doesn't make any sense.

I told you, it's over.

You know what?

I think this will be
better for you than me.

Lance Barber's Pool of Talent?

What?

May, are you serious right now?

Hey, look, all right, I'm just...

May, May... fine, I get it.

You don't want to
go out with me.

Can you at least do me the
courtesy and tell me why?

You sit at that
coffee shop every day,

complaining about your life.

But you don't do
anything about it.

You have no goals, no ambitions.

You don't have one
single thing that makes

you even remotely interesting.

You're nothing.

Welcome back, dream catchers.

I'm your host, Evelyn Ross.

And I am so excited,
because I will

be going to the Hotel Angeleno
and meeting with top Hollywood

agent Lance Barber.

Yeah?

Lance, your guest just arrived.

He's going to introduce me
to some amazing young talent

as they prepare for this
Friday's hot new showcase.

So be sure to tune in next week.

And until then, don't
quit your day dream.

[music playing]

Zane!

Fan?

Are you a fan or what?

Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, Evelyn
Ross from Dream Catchers.

Guys.

Hi.

Yeah, they're not... that's
my game development team.

I told them to get some sign.

And then they brought their
computers out to the pool.

Have you thought about the
story you're going to do?

I've given it a lot of thought.

Looks like there's no
shortage of material.

Yeah, welcome to
my Pool of Talent.

Everybody I sign stays here.

And they collaborate
on projects.

They meet each other.

And of course, under my
expert tutelage, they blossom.

And of course, Friday
at the showcase,

you'll help me make
one of them a star.

Cut the bullshit, Lance.

Is there a star here or not?

You mean besides me?

It's always about you, isn't it?

Hold on one second.

Um, hey, Zane, Zane.

Yeah?

Do me a favor.

Take this up to room 304.

Sure.

And take Miss Ross
to her room, OK.

It would be my pleasure.

Just show her to the room.

Don't tell her your life story.

I got it, yeah.

When I was 9, my
mom just sort of left.

Wow.

Yeah, you know, I
get Christmas cards

from her and stuff.

It's just like I forget what
she looks like, you know?

It's really sad.

Yeah, super sad.

This one's you.

Oh.

Right here.

Nice.

Yeah.

Well, thank you
for walking me up.

Yeah, no problem.

If you need me,
I'm just downstairs

in the underground
penthouse thing.

They are renovating my suite.

Oh.

So...

Well, cool.

Well, I know where to find you.

Yeah, you know where to find me.

All right, take care.

Let me guess, you're an actress.

I'm not an actress.

I'm actually an entertainment
reporter for Dream Catchers.

Dream Catchers.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Most of the people who
stay here, they're...

They're signed to Lance Barber.

That's why I'm here.

I am going to do a story on
Lance Barber's Pool of Talent.

Oh, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're having this party
downstairs, like, this, like,

networking thing.

If you want, I could,
like, come... you know,

I could show you
around, or I'd take you.

Well, I was sort of
already planning on going.

So I will be down there.

Maybe I'll see you there.

Cool.

I just got to run
this to a model.

OK.

I'll just be running around.

You have fun with the models.

Cool.

[hums]

[knocks]

MYA CASSEL: [FROM
BEHIND DOOR] What's up?

Yeah, I'm coming.

Yeah, so I'll just meet
you down by the pool later.

- Hey, Mya.
- Hey.

Got your script for you.

My script is here.
I got to go.

- Come on.
- OK.

I've been waiting
for this moment.

Yeah.

You know how I feel about you.

Everyone knows how
I feel about you.

Let's stop pretending.

Stop pretending.

Oh, you know I'm
just acting, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I know that.

Ew!

Oh, shit.

Get out!

Oh, so unprofessional.

Are you alone?

Do you find yourself
wishing you had

support, friends,
family, anyone who

really cared about you at all?

No.

It's a sad sight.

Perhaps you're a
bachelor lion, hmm?

[music playing]

Hey, Evelyn.

Oh, hey Zane.

Are you going to the elevator?

Yeah, I was I
was planning on it.

Yeah, I got you.

I'll walk you down.

So let me guess,
you are a writer?

No.

Struggling actor?

No, I'm a struggling handyman.

OK.

What else do you do?

I like to dance.

I'm a huge gamer, level
80 Wizard on Wizard World.

Actually, I meant...

Hey, asshole, how many
times have I told you not

to fuck with my equipment, huh?

I love animals.

Hey, you're lucky you're
with your lady friend,

or else I'd put both of my
paws in your grill, fool.

What is his deal?

No, it's my buddy Jimbo.

Hey, guy.

Hey, Jimbo.

The next time you
fuck with my equipment,

I'm gonna wheelbarrow your ass
and break both of your arms.

OK.

Don't fuck with my equipment.

OK.

Fucker!

Wow.

Sorry.

He's kind of a dick.

Yeah, total asshole.

Yeah.

By the way, my mom
left us too, growing up.

[elevator dings]

[man yelling]

Yeah, get your hands up.

Everybody's hands up.

Yeah, it's, like,
always like this.

Quite the party.

Hi.

I'm ready for an
interview anytime.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi.

It's so nice to meet you.

You can dance?

Can we dance for you?

Hold on just a second.

Shoot, I'm gonna
have to take this.

But I'll talk to you
guys in a little bit.

Just a second.

Hello?

I can have that to you
in about an hour, maybe.

No, I won't fuck it up.

I promise.

Sounds good.

Fuck what up?

Oh, I had a little bit of
bad luck on my last piece.

My boss is sort of a hard ass.

Yeah.

I have to pick one
of these assholes.

Do you want to
hear something silly?

I'm a little intimidated
by the people here.

Well, you shouldn't be.

I deal with people
like this all the time.

This isn't special.

This is 15 minutes of fame.

And you have nothing
to worry about anyway.

Thank you.

Oh, there's Lance.

I gotta go talk to him.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

You going to be OK?

Yes, yeah.

I'm just kidding.

I'm not really
intimidated by the people.

- I'm good.
- OK.

Yes, I'm good.

That's what I was looking for.

Yeah.

Hi, there you are.

Hi.

I need you to be useful as
well as ornamental, my dear.

I'm gonna introduce you
to some of my talent.

I just want you
to meet everybody.

[music playing]

[lion growling]

Hey.

Is something broken?

Hi, how are you?

Do you mind if I hang out?

This is a networking
party for the talent.

Yeah, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.

OK.

Really?

Don't talk to anybody else.

Lance, I want you
to see something.

Leonard, in a bit,
in a bit, in a bit.

Sit.

Yeah.

What can I do for you?

Do you mind if I
get one of those.

Yeah, but don't touch the IPAs.

They're for the guests.

Yeah.

OK, make it quick.

I want you to represent me.

Represent you?

Yeah.

You're the fucking janitor.

What am I supposed to do,
put you and your brushes

on America's Got Toilets?

Lance, I know I'm talented, man.

I just don't... like, I
don't know what it is yet.

That's adorable, but
I'm not your mother.

I represent stars.

That's how I make a living.

Can I show you something?

See that guy right there?

That's Banana Peel Boy.

He's got over 20
million hits on YouTube.

He's going to be
on Kimmel tonight.

Unless you have a talent I can
monetize, I can't help you.

Have another beer.

Guys, make sure you get a card.

[laughter]

That's uh... that's funny.

How are you guys?

Great.

I just booked a beer commercial.

Wow.

I'm working on an
album with Jay-Z.

What do you do?

Is Lance your agent?

I'm not his agent.

He's the janitor.

Well, I mean, I'm
not just the janitor.

I do more than...

I'm not just a janitor.

Yo, who's the asshole?

That's Lance barber.

He's a talent agent.

My boy, did your own
agent just cock block you?

Not his agent.

He's the janitor.

I'm the fucking
janitor around here, man.

How'd you get in this party?

I'm mingling, bro.

I work here.

I can go wherever the
fuck I want to go.

Yo, calm down, dude.
Calm down, all right?

I'm just making conversation.

Jesus.

Shit, dude.

I'm sorry.

Just, like, I know I can
do what they're doing.

And I know I'm
talented, you know?

Like... you know,
dude, I got an idea.

Hmm?

Why don't I say,
like, I'm an actor,

and you're like a writer?

A writer?

Like films and stuff?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you're a writer.

And like, you just cast
me in this new movie

that you're shooting.

All right.

- It's dope, dude.
- What's it called?

I don't know.

You're the writer.

[fake laughs] That's great.

That's a great character.

It gives me a lot to play with.

Yeah.

What do you do?

I'm an actor.

Oh, I write stuff, yeah.

He's a writer.

He just cast me in this
new movie that he wrote.

I did, yeah.

Huge.

Great part, great part.

So you're the director?

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Yes, this one, I'm...

I'm gonna direct.

As well...

Because...

He writes, he directs.

The other ones we've
done before, I didn't direct,

because I didn't want to do it.
So I wanted to focus on the...

- Right.
- I'm not...

Huge.
We can probably get you a part.

- Yeah.
- What was your name again?

I directed one as well.

No, we should... you should.

I'm also a producer.

I do production as well.

Dude, really?
Come on.

How am I supposed to know...
How am I supposed to know

that I want to direct too?

Dude, every writer wants to...

You can't just
keep making these...

direct, dude.

Are you guys straight?

Straight?

Do you suck dick?

Yes, oh, yeah.

No, no, we don't.

No, we're straight, yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, we're straight.

Well, how about a little menage?

Nicki Minaj?

A three-way?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, no...

He knows.

He knows what you mean.

For sure, that's easy.

Yeah, you want to do that now?

Yeah, right now.

Yeah?

Cool.

Yeah, let's see.

That was easy.

Ew, dude, what a slut?

Yeah, well, guess
what that slut just

offered to have sex with us.

So come on.

No, what?

Fuck no, dude.

Are you kidding me?

That's... like, at the same time?

It's called a three
way, one, two, three.

Let's go.

Dude, I don't
even know you, bro.

Well, it's a good think
you're not fucking me, huh.

You're fucking her.

I don't know her either.

Hey, one sec.

Like, what are the ground rules?

There's no, like, manual
for this kind of thing, OK?

Just get in there
and do it, all right?

Ever seen a porn?

Pretty much like that.

No, bro, gross.

Like, I don't want your balls
slapping my knees or something.

That's not how it... ew.

Like touching each
other and stuff.

Fine, fine, fair enough, fine.

How about this?

I go low, you go high.

That seems pretty fair.

All right, but don't
look at me, you know?

Obviously, no eye contact.

Oh, yo, one more thing.

I swear to god.

What?

I have a hooded wagon.

You have a what?

I'm not circumcised.

I don't want to freak out
or get caught off guard.

I actually appreciate
you telling me that.

Thank you.

Yeah.

[music playing]

Over here.

What are you doing?

Take your pants off.

Yeah, sure.

[moans suggestively]

Don't grab me.

Oh, god.

Oh, yeah.

What is she doing?

Oh, yes!

I don't know.

I guess she's
starting without us.

Is that normal?

How am I supposed to know.

I thought you said
you did this before.

[knocking on door]

Hey, Charlotte, you in there?

What the fuck!

- Oh, shit!
- I didn't...

You're fucking my girlfriend?

Yeah, like you fucked
that voiceover actress.

I told you, I didn't fuck her.

I'm going to beat you.

Just listen...

Hey, don't you see
what's going on here, dude?

We were lured in
here, OK, by this...

This attractive young
lady for no other reason

than to make you jealous, hey?

Now, I for one, am
appalled by this behavior.

So if you don't mind,
you're standing on my pants.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You all right?

This is so humiliating.

I have to live here.

Thanks for taking
the punch, man.

You didn't have to do that.

Yeah.

All right, well, I guess
I'll see you around, man.

Mark?

Yeah?

You have a job?

I got fired this morning.

Do you have a girlfriend,
family, you know,

a brother or sister?

No.

Parents?

My dad's in prison.

Why?

I want you to see something.

ALFRED BROWNBERRY:
Usually dirty,

starving, and alone,
these single lions

lack the skills to survive.

But when these lonely, pathetic
beasts bump into each other

in the wild, they fight.

But on rare occasions,
the smart ones

make a different choice A deal
is struck, a deal that will

change their lives forever.

What do you think?

What do I think about what?

You and I, bachelor
lions, helping each other?

How could I possibly help you?

I'm thinking you move in.

You know, I don't have all
the details worked out.

But it just feels right.

What does?

What feels right, man?

That if you have a
friend that you can rely on

and you could trust,
that everything

else will just follow.

Yeah, I don't know.

Mark, why not?

Why not?
I don't know?

Because it's weird, man.

I barely know you.

That's the point.

It's like we're two dudes who
can start fresh, you know?

There's no bad blood.

Yeah, thanks, man.

But you know what?

I work better alone.

Yeah, I can see you're
really killing it.

You know, whatever, man.

It's fine.

It's a dumb idea anyways.

See you around.

[elevator dings]

You OK?

Uh, yeah, just trying
to think of something.

Sometimes it helps
to think out loud.

OK.

My new friend who I just
met asked me to move in.

It's a big step
in a relationship.

Oh, no, it's not that
type of relationship.

It's a guy.

Then what's the big deal?

I don't know.

He thinks we can help
each other out and stuff.

How so?

Just in general, I guess, you
know, get our shit together.

So you don't have
your shit together?

No, not exactly.

OK, I'm ready.

Are you interviewing
with him too.

No, we were just talking.

I think you should
move in with him.

What have you got
to lose, right?

[music playing]

SINGER: [SINGING] Try and
try and try to be elusive.

Why, oh, why...

[electronic beeping]

Dude, what the shit?

Shit!

You scared me.

I scared you?

Man, what are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Get out.

I'm stealing this car.

Dude, I live in this car, OK?

Really?

That's pretty sad, man?

Could you, like,
steal another car?

I could.

But my guy wants this one.

So just get out.

The keys are in my pocket.

Oh, I don't need the keys.

These cars are a cinch.

You just got to
pop the ignition.

Piece of cake.

How'd you do that so quick?

I know, it's a gift.

Well, now you should
really get out.

Can I at least have my wallet.

It's in the glove compartment.

Dude, come on.

Two bucks?

Yeah.

Keep it.

Just get out.

Yeah, going.

Hurry up.

I don't have all day.

[tires screeching]

[music playing]

ALFRED BROWNBERRY: When you're
alone in the wild, sometimes

you simply run out of choices.

A decision must be made.

Your survival depends on it.

[knocking]

Hey.

What's up, bro?

Well, dude, I...

You know, I thought about it.

And I'm in.

Thought about what?

I mean, you know, your
idea, dude, bachelor lions,

living together,
that whole thing.

Dude, I was just, like,
spit-balling, you know?

Oh, yeah.

All right, cool, all right.

Mark, I'm just kidding, man.

Get in here.

Just put your stuff,
you know, wherever.

Just in here, jamming.

[plays drums badly]

Yo, you want a beer?

Yeah.

You're not allowed to spin it.

You can spin it all you want.

No you do not.

- Well...
- It's illegal.

It's not illegal.

Watch me spin it.

All right.

Let's go, my turn.

Dude, stop, dude.

Yo, this is my game.

Yeah?

Well, why you lose
at it so much, huh?

Boom!

That's how you do it.

Woo!

Touchdown, baby.

That's my boy.

Bro, you get to play
this all the time, right?

I just got here.

Fuck, you know what?

Fuck off.

Boom, beat your level.

What the fuck?

[music playing]

[engine revving]

Grandma, hi.

Hey.

What's up?

Hey, hand me that pot up there.

That's a pan.

Give me the pot next to it.

There you go.

Thank you.

So I don't have
any money for you.

Grandma, I do not
want your money.

Thank you, though.

Came to come check up on you.

You going to spend the night?

I made up the
guest room for you.

No, I can't stay.

I got work early.

And I got a new roommate.

Hey, have you heard from mom?

No, she won't call me.

She owes me money.

Well I'm just worried about her.

Honey, can you go
to the store for me?

Go get you cigarettes?

Please.

Yes.

I love you

Love you.

[music playing]

Yo.

Wow, finally out
of fucking bed, dude.

You need a hand or something?

Yeah, I could use your help.

Come on.

Thanks.

That's nice.

Grab a can.

Do you know who
Vincent van Gogh is?

Yeah, the painter.

Right.

So he's like the greatest
painter of all time, right?

Van Gogh died thinking
that he totally sucked,

because he didn't have anybody
to tell him how great he was.

So you know, he
needed a friend, yeah?

Yeah, Mark, but to
make this work, dude,

we need a total commitment.

We need to hang
out all the time.

Sure.

We help each other get jobs.

No, careers.

And we help each other
get girls, tons of girls.

And Mark, we always, always
have each other's backs.

Yeah, dude, I got it.

All right, put your
number in my phone.

OK.

Boom.

All, right now
we're GPS buddies.

You know where I am.

And I always know where you are.

Hi, Dream Catchers.

I'm Evelyn Ross.

And today I'm here
with Mya Cassell.

Hi, Mya.

Thank you for joining us.

Thank you for having me.

I understand that
you are participating

in some groundbreaking training.

I've actually been
doing ratchet training.

Is there anything
that you're working on

that you could share with us?

So it would go
something like, girl,

who did you hair,
because I need to know

so I will never go there, OK?

That was a read, honey.

I like it.

It's very practical.

I feel like I could use
that in my everyday life.

'Sup, Cheryl?

Zane.

Thank you.

Hey, what's up, ladies?

What up?

What the hell was that?

Am I invisible or something?

Hell yeah, bro.

Girls are interested in
the pool guy or the guy

with the pool guy.

Wow, OK.

We need to change
that right away.

Yeah, bro, we got a lot to do.

First, though, I
got to find my car.

Your car?

Yeah, somebody stole my car.

Shit, dude, did
you call the cops?

No, dude.

They won't do anything about it.

I got to find it myself.

Sounds dangerous.

Maybe.

I'm in.

Yeah?

Yeah, man.

We're brothers.

But after that, you gotta
do something that I choose.

Done.

Bachelor lions swear.

Yeah, dude.

[whistling] Asshole!

The pool looks a little dingy.

Yeah, Jimbo, I just got
to put chlorine in it.

I'm about to take a swim.

Do it now, dickhead.

Shit.

Who the fuck is that.

That's Jimbo, man.

He fucks with everybody.

I'll be right back.

Wait, wait.

Come on.

Where are you going?

ALFRED BROWNBERRY: When
taking over a new territory,

the first step is to
establish dominance.

Vanquish your rivals.

In other words, someone
is going to get pummeled.

Yo.

Who the fuck are you?

Come here!

What the fuck?

Come here.

Come back.

[lion roaring]

Get him.

Get him, bro.

[grunting]

You're done, motherfucker.

Oh, shit.

You remember, next
time you mess with Zane,

you mess with me too.

That's right, dickhead.

[lion growling]

Motherfuckers.

Mark, where are we going?

We're going to the
police station, man.

Just go straight.

Myers, through the door, please.

It's really cold in here.

Who the hell is this?

It's my buddy Zane.

What's up?

Get out of here.

This doesn't concern you.

I changed my mind.

About what?

You said you got
some money, right?

$20,000.

Well, I lost my job.

I need it.

You still have that car?

Why?

Well, it's in the car.

Of course it is.

The car was stolen.

What?

Last night.

Some guy broke in
and stole the car,

fucking real professional too.

That must be one
of Maurice's guys.

Your car's at the chop shop.

- You know where that is.
- What's it matter, man.

You know if the car's
at the chop shop,

- the money's already gone.
- Hid it in the spare tire.

They won't find it.

It's all yours.

You mean ours.

No, Mark.

I'm going to be going
away for a long time.

You're gonna be
on your own, son.

Listen, you know what?

I'm really sorry I haven't
been a better father to you.

I'm sorry for all those
times I yelled at you

and told you you were worthless.

Sorry for urinating on you.

OK, that was an accident.

No, it wasn't.

You know the other night,
we were talking, and you said,

some people just have
to find the talent,

you know, something
special about them?

Yeah.

I've given that
a lot of thought.

Some people are just nothing.

That's it.

They're just nothing, son.

You know, they're
just average Joes.

They're going to spend their
life pushing a broom around.

And that's fine.

You're talking about me.

I'm just saying,
maybe you won't find

that special thing about you.

Everybody has something.

You think these guys
in here are some kind

of special secret geniuses?

No, trust me, they're worthless.

You know what?

I bet you that half
these guys wouldn't even

be here if they
actually had somebody

who fucking believed in them.

[music playing]

What if he's right, man?

What if we're just two
guys with nothing special?

He's wrong, Mark.

I'm not smart, Zane.

You know, sometimes I go
downtown and just sit down

at lunch and listen to
all the businesspeople

talking about stuff.

And dude, I have no idea
what they're saying.

They're businesspeople.

They make stuff
up to sound smart.

Yeah, I guess.

My dad, man, he's just always
been disappointed in me.

One time in the fifth grade,
I got beat up by a girl.

Well, you know, like
a big, strong girl.

My dad just shook his
head and walked away.

In high school I got beat
up by the tambourine player.

I don't think I
can help you, man.

I'm telling you, dude, I
got a temper, all right?

I'm moody.

I can't keep friends.

I'm too clean.

I snore.

I know.

All right.

What are we going to do?

I don't know,
but whatever it is,

we're going to do it together.

Tambourine player?

Yeah, tambourine player.

Damn.

Sorry about that.

Yeah, it was pretty bad.

Take it easy on
this ride back, man.

My nuts are killing me.

[music playing]

Thanks so much.

[music playing]

[singing in spanish]

Dude, these are so good.

You got to try these.

Yo, I've been meaning
to tell you something.

What?

My dad, he left me some money.

How much money?

$20,000.

Yeah, right.

Bro, your dad left you $20,000?

Yeah.

What's wrong, man?

I'm thinking, man, what we
could do with all that money.

Dude, you and I,
we'll spend it together.

No.

Mark are you serious?

Bachelor lion swear.

Yo, bachelor lion swear.

What?

Mark, are you fucking...

$20,000?

Dude come here.

Look over there.

Those girls are totally
checking us out.

New bachelor lion rule,
we never pass up hot chicks.

Make a move.

All right.

Watch this.

Hey excuse, me, ladies,
I just wanted to say hi.

I'm Mark.

This is my boy Zane.

What up?

Check it out.

We're about to go down this
alley to go steal his car back.

You want to know why?

Because we're badasses.

OK, I think it's time to go.

Nice to meet you guys.

You girls should
stay here, because it's

about to get dangerous.

Zane.

Yeah.

All right, take this.

You bring your beanie?

No, I didn't bring a beanie.

You didn't tell me
to bring a beanie.

Come on.

Yo, so how dangerous
are these guys?

I don't know.

Like compared to what?

Like an alligator, skydiving.

Yo, I actually hear that
skydiving's, like, super safe.

So they're more
dangerous than an alligator

and less dangerous
than skydiving?

Yeah, something that.

Yo, all right.

Here's the chop shop.

Come on.

Hey come on, run.

Hey, yo, give me
the bolt cutters.

Here.

Just give me the bag.

OK.

All right.

[chain rattling]

[music playing]

Shh, come on.

Yeah, there it is.

Come on.

Yes.

Yo, are you living in this car?

Yeah, so what?

So when they stole it,
you didn't have a choice.

You had to come live with me.

Yeah, man, but you know,
I also believe in what

you're doing, all right.
[police sirens approaching]

Right, right, yeah,
what we're doing.

That's what I said.

[crashing]

Shit!

Dude, get down, get down.

Leave the car.

Let's get out of here.

Thief, show me some hands!

[gunshots]

Mark, get us out of here, dude.

[tires screeching]

Mark, go let, go left.

Turn left!

We're the threat, motherfuckers!

Woo!

Shit!

Oh, yes.

What the fuck?

So where is it?

He said it was
in the spare tire.

Wow, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, my god.

Mark, are you serious?

[music playing]

SINGER: [SINGING] I know
what we do is not right.

But we gotta make it
to the top, right?

I cannot promise you
I will not fight.

So until they catch
me at the top, like...

Everybody has something.

The problem is,
people don't spend

enough time trying to figure
out what it is, you know?

I think that's
what I want to do.

I want to find out
what my talent is.

When it's my turn, you
promised, remember?

Yeah, OK.

So what do you think
your talent is?

I don't know.

What about you?

Don't laugh, OK?

Mm-hmm.

I hear beats in my head.

Like, no matter what
I'm doing, I'm just

kind of putting a beat to it.

Dude, that's dope.

Have you ever laid
down a beat before?

No.

We should do that tomorrow
and put it on the internet.

See if it gets a bunch of hits.

Yeah, OK, cool.

We'll go see my
friend Henderson.

He's a guru.

Wait, what's a guru?

[music playing]

The lions will seek out
older, more experienced lions.

They must choose wisely.

[music playing]

Excellent, yes.

Now what?

Yes, good placement.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, nice touch.

Hmm, no, no, no,
that's too much.

No, not too much.

Don't ever question
a sushi master.

Don't do it.

[kettle whistling]

The sushi master is
very unhappy with you.

Zane.

Henderson.

What's up, buddy?

How are you?

I'm doing well.

This is my friend Mark.

Hey, Mark.

You guys hungry?

Want to grab a
table or something?

Man, always.

But we have something
to talk to you about.

All right.

An idea that we have.

Oh, I like ideas.

You know what?

That's my delivery truck.

Help me unload.

I want to hear your idea.

I was telling my friend that you

knew a long time ago that you
wanted to be a sushi chef.

Thanks, Jamie.

That's right.

I had a vision.

I saw my entire
future in my head.

I was at a baseball
game at Dodger Stadium.

Hideo Nomu was pitching.

And they were giving
out free sushi, right?

There was something about that
seaweed wrapped in raw tuna

that just blew my mind.

Later that evening when I
was sitting on the toilet,

I had this image in my head.

It was of me becoming
a sushi master.

See, Mark and I want
to find our talent.

Now the search
begins right here, OK?

But then you got to...

You got to branch out.

You got to step out
of your comfort zone.

If you want, maybe I can
get you some free classes

at the art school.

I still know a guy there.

Yeah, man.

That's a great place
for us to start.

The art school?

Yeah.

I'll call him right now.

Henderson, thank you.

Yeah, thanks, man.

Good seeing you.

All right.

Take care.

Don't be a stranger.

MAURICE: David, David,
I gave you $20K,

and you didn't deliver the car.

And your sun, he
broke into my place.

Wrecked the place,
took his car back.

He did?

Oh, yeah.

You sure it was Mark?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, it was your son.

Who's watching the place anyway?

How'd that kid... how'd
that kid get the car?

MAURICE: You should
see what the place

looks like, like a fucking
wrecking ball, he did.

I'll tell you something, David.

I'm going to kill your son.

Whoa, Maurice.

Settle down, man.

MAURICE: Do you understand that?

That's my son.

I'll get you the car back.

I'm going to kill your son.

Do you know where the
fuck I am right now?

What are you looking at?

Fuck you, David.

[music playing]

Hi.

Hey.

Can I help you?

We're here to see James.

Are you students here?

Not yet.

We're going to be.

Oh, what's your major?

Major?

What are you studying?

Oh, we don't know yet.

Come on, I'll
help you find James.

OK, you guys can take
a seat on the couch.

Follow me.

OK.

[music playing]

Hey.

Yeah.

Thank you, mon cherie.

My friend Henderson
told us to come see you.

You mean the sushi master?

Yes.

Yeah, he told me that you two
would come searching for me.

He also told me that you'd
like to embark on a journey

together.

I once embarked on a journey
with someone I trusted.

Is this guy for real?

This is the real deal, bro.

This guy is...

Shh.

Sit here.

What?

[slam]

[music playing]

Before we begin, I want to share

with you boys the immortal
words of Howard Klein.

Close your eyes.

[holding musical note]

Close your eyes, please.

Just close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

[holding musical note]

Now I want you to remove
your cloak, as if doing so

is removing your inhibitions.

Your shirts will be fine.

Dude, what are you doing?

No, we just need
to skip that part.

[clears throat]

[holding musical note]

I want you to see a door.

Turn the doorknob.

Open the door.

And walk through it into
freedom, bright light,

and complete acceptance.

How long is this going to
take for us to find our talent?

It could take
months, maybe years.

Years?

Wait, wait, hold on a second.

You're sure there's not
something we can find

in like, I don't know, a week?

All right, you know what?

You boys, you're
not ready for this.

No, we're ready.

No, you're not ready for this.

- No, I promise, we're ready.
- You're not ready for this.

Mark.

You're like little babies.

Babies?

Babies.

And you've tasted
the breast milk.

And you like the breast milk.

But you don't know where
the breast milk comes from.

So unless the breast is
literally put into your mouth,

- you're not going to get fed.
- Mark.

I don't even know
what that means.

- Mark, damn!
- Well, what does that mean?

It means... about... you put
the breast milk in your mouth.

What it means is that I've
set you up for some classes.

And when those classes are
done, you can come back.

And we'll try again.

[singing bowl rings]

Namaste.

Huh?

It's get out of my office.

No problem.

[music playing]

Wow.

[music playing]

We should go in this class.

Yeah.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Are you in this class?

Exactly.

Please remove yourself now.

[music playing]

Five and six and eight.

One, two, three, and four,
five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, and three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

Hey, that's Barbara.

Who?

You know, the girl that
ignored you by the pool.

Five, six, seven eight.

One, two...

Wow, these guys are really good.

She's waving at me.

I know.

Yeah.

Hey, Zane.

Yeah, hi.

What are you guys doing here?

We're students here.

Really?

What are you guys taking?

Painting.

Theater.

Lots of stuff.

Lots of stuff, classes.

Well, I'll see you
guys later at the hotel?

Yeah.

Awesome, bye.

Bye.

Dude, I think
James is right, man.

We have no idea
what we're doing.

I know, man.

We've got to start exploring.

You know what?

I know exactly where to start.

Come on.

[music playing]

Hey, we're looking for Melvin.

Yeah, he's waiting for you.

Cool.

[music playing]

Oh, come in, young brother.

Hey, what's up, man?

How you been, man?

Brother, how you doing?

Hey, hold up.

Who the fuck is this?

Yo, he's cool man.

It's my boy Zane.

All right, man.

Have a seat right there.

Hey, how's your pops?

Looks like he's... he's
going away for a long time.

Damn, can't say that
I'm surprised, man.

Hey, did I ever tell
you about that time

that we stole the school bus?

A school bus?

Yeah, we didn't know
it had kids on it.

And it was all fucked up.

Anyway, man, what
can I help you with?

Ah, so here's the thing.

I keep hearing these
beats in my head.

Just like, you
know, [beat boxes]..

And I was hoping you
would help me turn them

into like a track or something.

Yeah, it's like a rap track.

Yeah.

What do you play?

Well, I don't actually, you
know, play any instruments.

So what am I recording?

You're just going
to, like, record

what Mark hears in his head.

And you're going to
lay it down, you know?

Do y'all have any money?

Yeah, we have money.

Yeah, dude.

All right, because I'm agnostic.

My faith is a little shattered.

So you're going to
have to show me.

Dude, we got.

What is it, probably,
like, $10, $12 grand.

OK, my man.

Get in the booths.

Let's make magic happen, baby.

All right, young blood.

Let's hear it.

Yeah, Mark, just like...

Just let him hear what you
hear in your head, you know?

All right, I know
this one I keep hearing.

It's kind of cool.

It's kind of like... it
goes like, [beat boxes]

All right.

OK.

[beat boxes]

This is dope, bro.

I mean, you know
how to, like, warp

it or something down there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's dope, dude.

Dude, exactly.

You know, then take
it down to like hold.

And bump, bump.

Dude, hold that one out.

Yeah, just like that.

Yes!

[beat playing]

Lance?

Hey, got a minute?

No, I've got a show in two days.

And I got four clients
about to walk off a feature.

What do you want?

I really need to talk to you.

You want a cup of coffee?

I would love some coffee.

Cream, sugar, roofies?

I just spoke to my producer.

And I ran all of
my ideas past her.

I talked about all of
the people that you've

introduced me to and
all of the storylines

that I've come up with.

And she hates all of it.

I'm serious.

She says it's a
bunch of vapid kids

that are trying to get famous.

OK, Evelyn, a
bunch of vapid kids

trying to be famous as a
show I could sell tomorrow.

These kids are not vapid.

They work very hard.

She's an Instagram
star that takes pictures

of her butt for a living.

Yeah, she works
three minutes a week.

And she makes $4 million a year.

You see these two girls?

You know what they were
doing last night? ' They

started in Justin's new video.

They moved here a week
ago, and now they're hot.

Well, good for them.

Good for them.

We've heard this story before.

My producer needs
something that's unusual.

This was never about these
kids trying to get famous.

This story is about
me making them famous.

I've got millions of eyes.

I can make or break any of these
discovery clients of yours.

But what I don't have
is a story right now.

So maybe you could
work with me, because I

would like to make this all OK.

You promised me a story.

And more importantly, you
promised not to waste my time.

Maybe there's an angle I missed.

I just don't have my story yet.

ALFRED BROWNBERRY: Inevitably,
young bachelor lions

challenge each other in
dangerous and risky duels.

[engines revving]

[music playing]

All right, let's go.

ALFRED BROWNBERRY: These battles
are a necessary test of wills.

Eventually, one of the
lions emerges victorious.

The other is clearly the loser.

What the heck was that?

Oh, come on, dude.

It's what guys do.

What a day, man.

Mark.

Yo, that beat was sick.

So sick.

I had no idea I could do that.

Yeah, man, I've just got a
couple of things I got to do.

So I'll catch you up the stairs.

No, dude, I'll give you a hand.

Really?

Hey, Zane, hi.

Hey.

What's up, Barbara?

How was class, you guys?

Great.

Yeah.

You were awesome in
that dance thing earlier.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah, we saw a naked lady today.

You guys want to sit with us?

You can sit right there.

Yeah.

Oh, there's beers
in the cooler too.

Yeah, dope, we love a good beer.

You guys are students
in the art school?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

ALFRED BROWNBERRY:
When the females

accept you into the pride,
it's a triumph for any lion.

Well done, young
bachelor, well done.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Oh, oh.

You guys should come
to the show on Friday.

Yeah, but isn't that
for, like, artists?

Well, you guys are
enrolled in art school.

Oh, yeah.

True.

You know, this whole time I
thought you were the pool guy.

Pool guy.

[SINGING] Always winding, road.

But I'll be with you
along it, I know.

This mile leads
to lots of places.

But I'll forever find yours
out of all these faces.

[music playing]

SINGER: [SINGING] It
won't be easy now.

It won't make any sense.

Don't let it keep
passing you by.

You'll find your way somehow,
out of the emptiness.

You're not a comet in the sky.

And when your fears
come crashing down,

down, your in the
everlasting now, now.

Who's that?

This girl that I met.

I can't stop thinking about her.

Oh.

She's amazing.

Hey, Zane, dance class auditions

are happening right now you.

Want to come join?

Yeah, that would be cool.

Awesome.

Huh, Mark?

No, I'm OK.

You guys go ahead.

Remember what Henderson said.

We got to step outside
of our comfort zone.

All right, let's go.

Come on.

It'll be fun.

Let's do it.

All right, guys.

Let's do it.

Mark and Zane, this
is a new combo.

It's a little bit tough.

But just hop in line here.

And we'll see what we can do.

Is everybody ready?

OK, great.

Let's go.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Go one and two, three and four,
five, six, seven, hit eight.

One, two, three, four,
five, and six, seven, eight.

Chug, chug, two, three,
four, turn five, and six,

seven, eight.

Swoop one.

Good.

Snap it.

What is the second?

Zane.

Yeah?

Hey, yeah, good
job, OK, all right.

- That was good.
- That was pretty good.

Yeah, yeah.

OK, guys, let's do it again.

Full... full out, OK?

Playback.

Did you want me to do it?

Not this time.

Just then, OK? Sorry.

[music playing]

A little more rehearsal
time or something.

Maybe we should talk
about some other classes.

That was good.

You really hit that last part.

But I feel like we should...

I just feel like... come on.

No, it's cool.

It's like that whole
little bit of...

Zane.

Like that... what's that?

Like, this thing is kind of fun.

I've never taken an acting
class in my life, first of all.

I've always felt
that my talent is...

It's organic.

It's a gift, right?

It would be corrupted by any
sort of professional sort

of training or whatever.

So for instance, like,
I see that you're

looking at my stubble.

So I might lean in.

And then I'd be like, would
you like to lick my stubble?

Oh, god, I'm going
to have to pass, Carl.

No, no, no, no.

It's not Carl.

That's... I'm in character.

But you see what I'm saying?

I'm like focused in character.

You didn't even know.

This happens to my
co-stars all the time.

I am really impressed, Carl.

You didn't know.

That was fantastic.

Cool, good.

You should be.

I mean, so am I, frankly.

Where's your Oscar?

That's what I want to know.

Right, right, it's over
there by my drink by the pool.

Why don't you come by and
get me one or share one?

I'll see you around.

Looking good, red.

Thank you.

Jesus.

Would you just
hang here a second?

I'll be right back.

Where you going?

Chick just waved to me.

I'm going to go say hi.

Her name's Evelyn, dude.

And she's waving at me.

Hey, guys.

What you doing?

Just chilling.

Just got back from class.

Nice, well, you
have a drink with me?

Awesome, thanks.

Here, I'll get these.

Thank you.

So what, you guys,
like, know each other?

Oh, Ev and I?

Yeah, we go way back, huh?

Ev, that's funny.

You want hear
something hilarious?

What's up?

I think I'm screwed.

How come?

Yeah, how come?

Well, you know how
I said my producer

was sort of a hard ass?

I sort of fucked
up my last story.

And I kind of need
a story really bad.

I need a good one.

Hey, come here.

Look, don't worry about it, OK?

Zane and I will help you out
in any way we can, all right?

ALFRED BROWNBERRY: There
comes a time when the bachelor

lion's bond will be tested.

In different circumstances,
this image would

cause an immediate attack.

Steady, deep
breaths, young lion.

Mark, can I talk
to you for a second?

Um, hey, would you
just hang on a sec?

Yeah.

I'll be right back.

Dude, what's up?

Why do you have to
be so charming, Mark?

What?

Batting your puppy dog
eyes at Evelyn, dude?

Dude, I'm just
trying to help her.

No, you're not.

You're rubbing her hand
like you're trying to get

a fucking genie out of it.

Calm, down, all right?

I really like her,
Mark, like a lot, bro.

The minute that
I met her, I knew

we were meant to be together.

Have you ever felt that before?

Yeah.

OK, well, that's what
I feel with Evelyn, bro.

I feel sparks.

Sparks?

Yes, dude, like
a deep connection.

I hate to break it to you, bro.

But you might have felt a
little more than she did.

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm just saying, the
other night, you know when

- we almost got our asses kicked?
- Yeah.

I ran into her by the elevator.

And dude, she was all over me.

Did you get her number?

No, but...

Well, eh!

Doesn't count, bro.

If you didn't get her
number, it doesn't count.

OK, well, did
you get her number?

No, but I know her room
number, because I live here.

Guess what, so do I.

Oh, that could change
really quickly, bro.

ALFRED BROWNBERRY:
Well, well, well.

Lions fighting over a female.

Didn't see that coming.

Do you believe in
what we're doing, Mark?

Like this is the most
important thing to me, bro.

Dude, yeah.

And it's actually
working, all right?

So let's not screw it up.

I know.

All right, well, there's
only one solution.

We have the both drop Evelyn.

Just drop her?

Yes, that's it.

Like, we can be nice
to her, because I don't

want to hurt her feelings.

But that's as far as it goes.

So you're willing to
just completely let her go?

Yeah, as long as you're
going to do the same.

Yeah, sure.

Bachelor lion swear.

Come on, dude.

I'm in this with you, 100%.

All right.

Shit, she's been watching us
the whole time, hasn't she?

Yeah.

What do we do?

We should just walk away.

Just walk away?

Yeah, just walk away.

What... god, that is so awkward.

[grunting]

Hey.

Oh, hey.

What happened out there?

Oh, nothing.

Yeah, we just needed
to talk is all.

Well, you forced me to drink
an entire pitcher of margaritas

by myself.

Sorry about that.

OK.

I was wondering if I
could ask you a favor.

Yeah.

Yeah, what's up?

Well, I was hoping I could maybe

ask you to come over
to my place for dinner

and I could run a
few ideas past you.

Um...

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing.

Yeah, just... just
ideas and stuff?

Ideas.

Sure, yeah.

I have to warn you, I
am a pretty terrible cook.

All right.

You have been warned.

ALFRED BROWNBERRY: Hmm, looks
like it's mating season.

[bell rings]

Shit.

Hey.

I thought you weren't coming.

Yeah, well.

Yeah, sure.

You want a beer?

Yes, please.

So you moved in
with Zane, right?

Yeah.

Have you managed to get
your shit together yet?

Working on it.

Well, I think it's
great what you're doing.

I'm sure it's really
great for Zane.

You know, it's actually
really good for both of us.

We're both helping
each other out, yeah.

Well, I love it.

I think you guys are
totally different.

Are we?

Absolutely.

I mean, everybody else
that lives here, they

all want something, you know?

They want me to do
a piece on them.

Yeah, we kind of just...

I don't know.

Just figuring it out.

In fact, Zane, he got us
into these art classes.

And I laid down my first music
beat, which is pretty cool.

Amazing.

You should let me
hear it sometime.

It sounds like you
guys are really close.

I'm sorry for
staring, but you are

even more attractive in
person than on your show.

I've seen it.

That's embarrassing.

I'm glad...

I'm glad you think so,
because you're going to spend

the night here tonight.

I can't.

What?

Really, I can't do that.

Wait, you're serious?

Yeah, I am actually
being serious.

This doesn't do
anything for you?

It's not that, trust me.

Oh, my god.

I just realized that
you and Zane are gay.

What?

No, we're not gay.

We're bachelor lions, OK?

What?

I'm sorry.

It's what Zane calls it.

But it's when you...

You're going into this type
of relationship with someone

where you just help each
other out with everything.

But you still sleep
together, right?

No.

Well, then what's
the ultimate goal?

To help each other find,
like, our one true talents.

Wow, bachelor lions.

Yeah.

I like it.

ALFRED BROWNBERRY: Sooner
or later, one of the lions

gives into primal urges.

The bond is broken.

What happens next?

Anger, betrayal, and violence.

SINGER: [SINGING]
We were invincible.

We could never die.

And all the world
could rise against us.

And we'd dare to fight.

[music playing]

Catch myself before I fall.

See through all the
reasons we are letting go.

Even if this day won't come.

Yeah, do that again.

I like it.

Yeah.

Henderson.

Hey, man.

Are in a tub?

Yes.

I'm meditating.

Dude, I need you, man.

I'm in a dark place.

I've been betrayed.

You know what?

I'll call you back, OK?

Just give me 20 minutes.

I feel like doing
something horrible, dude.

Zane, don't do anything.

SINGER: [SINGING]... invincible,
if we could know the day.

And all the world
could rise against us.

And we'd dare to fight.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm Zane.

And I know where
you can find Mark.

SINGER: [singing]
We could never fall.

So with a head full of
fire, we'd be invincible.

[music playing]

Sound guys, set guys,
pick your battles.

You're stepping on each other.

And we're on a time crunch.

I need more metal trusses.

This looks like the enchantment
under the sea dance.

- You got it.
- Hi.

Hey.

Isn't this amazing?

Wow.

You'll sit here.

Whoever you choose the
interview will be right here.

I need two more of those.

Look, we need to talk.

Did you find your story?

Yes, but it's not what you want.

You promised me.

I know, but I found
something better, Lance.

It's happening right
under your nose.

And this involves me how?

Hollywood's top agent
finds a new method

of discovering talent.

Sexy.

Go on.

You sign two guys
off the street.

And then you nurture them and
support them as they search

for their one true talent.

That's strong.

But how do... oh, my god.

Don't tell me, Zane?

Yes and his friend Mark.

What they're doing
is incredible.

It could inspire other people to
find their one special talent.

You think they
have special talent?

I do.

It's about... it's about passion.

And it's about dreams.

It's not about followers
or being famous.

The story's got heart.

What do you need from me?

Hi, Dream Catchers.

I'm your host Evelyn Ross.

And I have spent the last
week at the Hotel Angeleno,

meeting with
Hollywood talent agent

Lance Barber's Pool of Talent.

For the last two
years, I've been

on a quest to find something
unique and different,

the same feeling that I got when
I was on the hunt for this job

at Dream Catchers.

And I think that is
why you're really

going to love these
two young men that I'm

going to introduce you to.

So here we go, Dream Catchers.

It's time for the
journey of a lifetime.

Dude, where have you been?

I've been calling you nonstop.

About what, bro?

About this, man.

Look around.

What is all this?

It's for us.

Dude, Evelyn hooked it up.

You slept with her, didn't you?

What?

I saw you, man.

No.

I saw both of you.

No, man, I'm telling
you, we didn't...

Hey, guys.

What do you think Zane.

Oh, it's amazing.

You're just full of surprises.

Guys, sit down.

Look, I want you to know
that I believe in you guys.

I could've given this
spot to any of my clients.

But instead, I'm giving the
opportunity of a lifetime

to my janitor and
his new best friend.

He's not my friend.

I hate you.

Focus.

All right, guys.

You OK?

Yeah, we're good.

Mm-hmm.

You're not nervous are you?

No.

Well, I'm gonna take the lead.

And we will just keep
it nice and loose.

I'm as loose as a goose.

Let's start by telling our
viewers how you guys met.

Mark talked me into a threesome.

What he... what he means is,
you know, like a threesome,

we were really
forced to trust each

other right from the get go.

Yeah, trust, that's critical
in the bachelor lion code,

isn't it, Mark?

Yeah.

So whose idea was it
to move in together?

Zane's, it was
his idea, you know?

And honestly, we've been on
this just wild, awesome journey

ever since.

Brilliant.

Have you hit any
obstacles so far?

Oh, let's see.

Our first real
obstacle would be you.

Excuse me.

I've loved you ever since
the minute that I met you.

Oh, shit.

And he can't keep
his hands off you.

I'm telling you, we
didn't do anything.

You slept with her, Mark.

I know you did.

No, we kissed.

Dude, you promised
not to see her.

Come on, man.

You agreed not to see me?

Mark, you slept with her.

You're so full of shit.

Man, I'm telling you the truth.

Let's just...

No, no, no.

You betrayed me.

So guess what, bro,
I betrayed you.

Yeah, well, what are you
even talking about, huh?

Now we're even.

Did you get all that?

Oh, my god.

That was brilliant.

[music playing]

[engine rumbling]

Grandma?

[music playing]

Look at you.

You're so big.

Mom, you're a painter?

Mom, these are beautiful.

That one I made for you.

Do you remember?

Which one?

The one in the middle.

No, I don't.

Why did you stop?

After a while, I
just lost interest.

I had to work.

And I don't know, maybe
I got a little lazy.

Can I ask you something?

You know, everybody
on earth has a talent.

What's mine?

What?

Zane, you have so much talent.

Yeah, like what?

When you were six
years old, you'd

run around our whole
neighborhood just knocking

on everybody's door, checking to
make sure that no one was sick.

I remember that.

And when I'd get home from work,

you'd sit down at the end of
my bed, just rubbing my feet.

So what you're saying
is that I'm a nice guy,

and that's my talent?

How am I supposed to make
money at being a nice guy?

Zane, if that's what you
think you're talents for,

you're wrong.

I mean, we all need to make
money to pay bills, yeah.

But you use your
gifts and your talents

that God gave you to
make people happy.

I mean, that's what they're for.

And you do that.

Oh, man.

What is it?

It's my friend.

Mom, I got to go.

OK.

I love you.

Bye, love you.

I promise you, man.

My dad said it was...
It was his money, OK?

I wouldn't... I wouldn't
do that to you.

MAURICE: Stop a sec, all right?

Wait, wait.

[whistles] Daisy, cut...
Cut the shit, cut it.

Go on, yes.

Maurice, man, I just wanted
to get my car back, all right?

Please, wait, sit down.

Sit down, Mark, all right?

We talk.

Let's talk.

Sit down nice.

I didn't know it was your money.

My dad said it was his.

I just wanted to
get my car back.

You want some tea?

No.

I just wanted to
get my car back.

I didn't.

You know me, man.

I wouldn't have
disrespected you like that.

I didn't know that.

Well, you know, I appreciate
that you come here, OK?

Thank you.

To show up like this,
it took courage.

But I have something for
you to do, all right?

Look, this is a Scaglietti
all right, Ferrari 612, 2006.

Now, you bring this car to
me, Mark, and we're good.

We're good.

I forget good all.

No, Maurice.

How about I pay you, like...

I don't know, like a payment
plan or something, you know?

I don't know, $500 a month.

Like a payment plan.

I'm serious.

You want payment
plan, like I'm a banker?

Listen, how about they
fuck you in the ass?

How about I fuck you in the ass?

You want this?

Bring me this car the we good.

Two fucking hours, bring
the car, fucking punk.

Wait, don't move.

Don't move.

Stay there.

Stay right there.

Don't move.

Smile, Mark, so I can
send this to your father.

The last picture of his son.

[music playing]

Mark, how did you find me?

We're GPS buddies, remember?

Would you please
get out of here, huh?

I'm probably going
to jail tonight.

Why are you doing this?

If I don't steal that car well,

Maurice is going to
kill me, all right?

Mark, I'm sorry.

We're still bachelor lions.

No, we're not.

Well, we're still friends.

Don't do this, Mark.

Would you just shut the fuck up?

Your whole bachelor lion
thing, man, is not real, OK?

And guess what, I have to
live in the real world.

All right, well, you want
to give up on yourself?

Go right ahead.

But I believe in you.

I'm serious man, do not...

Do not start with that, OK?

When you say stuff like
that to the guys like me,

it gives us false hope.

Yeah, yeah, it's like
it's like telling somebody

that they won the lottery.

That's not cool.

Just face the facts.

I'm... I'm nothing, all right?

And I got to live with
that every day, all right?

So just let me be.

OK, good.

But I'm not letting
you take this car.

- Give me that back.
- No.

I'm serious.

Give me that fucking
back right now.

Dude, I will fight you.

You want to fight me right now?

- Yes, I will fight you.
- Are you kidding?

Did you just...

What the fuck is this?

That's what you are?

You're nothing?

Do you want to
fight me right now?

Wow, you gotta be
fucking kidding me.

Get the fuck out the car.

You got to be some
dumb motherfuckers.

Y'all trying to steal
from Beat Master G?

Who?

The hardcore gangsta rapper.

OK.

Man, get the fuck inside.

OK, OK.

Brother, we just
met, bachelor lions.

You're a bastard lion.

Man, shut the fuck
up, and sit down.

What the fuck were
you two thinking?

Nobody steals from Beat Master
G. You know what the irony is?

We don't even want the damn car.

He spends $5 G's a month
for that motherfucker.

He can't afford that shit.

He hasn't had a hit
record in five years.

But we couldn't
let punks like you

get away with shit like that.

Right.

It wouldn't feel right.

Yo, let me pistol whip
these fools right now.

No, fuck no, because
I'm not getting

blood all over my carpet.

Yo, just real
quick, I did not want

to steal that car, all right?

I don't even like stealing cars.
I'm not that good at it.

No, you've gotta be
fucking kidding me.

You not listening to
this shit, are you?

G, back in the day, you would
have beat these motherfuckers

upside the head with a hammer.

Man, take this gun,
shoot these crackers.

And let's get drunk.

We don't have do any of that.

Time to die, motherfuckers.

You don't fuck with
the Beat Master G.

Wait, wait, wait.

What the fuck is this?

What is this?

Yeah, dude, that's his beat.

That's his beat.

It was made for a rapper.

- It's dope, dude.
- A beat?

These motherfuckers...
Y'all making rap music?

Dude, it's dope.

[music playing]

Damn.

Shit.

I like this.

Ooh, that's that fire, man.

Yo, y'all motherfuckers
made this.

Yo, I don't know what
brought you two here.

But I'm taking that.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah, yes.

Dude, go for it, man.

Yo, what we going
to do about the car?

Who gives a fuck
about that car, man?

Shit, I've got a suggestion.

I say we take that song
and let these motherfuckers

take the car.

I mean, shit, it's
insured any fucking way.

Yeah.

You two are some
lucky motherfuckers.

We're so lucky.

Thank you so much.

Yo, I do have one quick
question for you, though.

You're Beat Master
G's manager, right?

Yeah, so what?

[engine revving]

We good?

Better than good.

Why don't we partner?

No, thanks.

I already got a partner.

[music playing]

I love you, buddy.

I love you too.

[laughs]

Hi, Dream Catchers.

I'm your host Evelyn Ross.

And tonight I have
a question for you.

What are you doing right now?

Do you love what you're doing?

Look, I am going to
be honest with you.

I've had a wonderful week.

And I've met a lot of
very, very sweet people.

And I wish them all well.

But I wasn't finding anything
that I hadn't seen before.

Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for being here.

Two of my newest artists,
Mark Myers and Zane Daniels

have a very big surprise
for you tonight.

So let them hear
how excited you are.

Hey, what's up, motherfuckers?

Yo, I'm Zane.

This is my boy Mark.

And it is my
pleasure to introduce

to you our boy, Beat Master G!

[cheers]

One, two, three, drop.

[mark's beat plays]

[SINGING] I'm mobbing
with a low key strut.

Feeling like '88
in a seven-odd cut.

Searching for a
check, on a mission.

Give it up.

When you see me on gas, trip.

Bitch nigga, what?

Never satisfied
solidified since a pup.

Bust rhymes, bust
nines, fuck minds.

Now, that's a surefire
way of getting fucked up.

Back when the homies
rolled a glass house.

All I'm trying to do is
build a million dollar cut,

break minds off, and
don't say nothing.

Dude, Beast Master G
just rapping to our beat.

Are you kidding me?

How in the hell did
you make that happen?

Oh, my god, you
wouldn't believe it.

I'm seriously impressed.

Evelyn, I am so sorry.

It's OK.

You think we could start fresh.

Cheers to that.

Friends?

Maybe you could get
your friend a beer.

Oh, my god, yes.

- Yes, oh, my gosh.
- Let's go.

A beer.

Are we going to
finish that interview?

Are you sure you want to?

Yeah.

We posted a few seconds
of your argument.

People loved it.

You got over a
million hits already.

What?

Are you serious?

Well, that's worth something.

Here's what we want to do.

We want To.

Cover your journey for a year.

Evelyn will follow your every
step and report to our viewers

on Dream Catcher.

Is that OK with you guys?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I think we're cool with that.

OK, so Mark, we want to focus
on you and make it your story.

Oh, but you know,
but it's our story.

It's not just me.

Trust me, we've been
doing this a long time.

If you let us do our
job, you'll do very well.

Oh, man, Mark, that's cool, man.

No, it's not cool.

It's bachelor lions, all right?

It's you and I. You know,
it's both of us or nothing.

I think it's stronger with both.

Then get in the
chairs, both of you.

Come on, dude.

OK, let's try this again.

So what did you think the first
time you met Mark and Zane?

OK, well, at first,
we didn't go wrong.

But you know, now, we're...

We're a crew.

I mean, I spin records for them.

So how do you think Mark
and Zane are going to do?

I think they're going
to do really well.

They're both really talented.

And he doesn't know yet, but I
kind of have a thing for Zane.

So you both know Mark and Zane?

Yeah, it was kind of weird.

When Zane was just the janitor,
we didn't really talk to him.

But now they're
both really cool.

We would totally sleep
with either one of them.

Well done, young lions.

Well done!

SINGER: Because I'm
about that, about that.

[music playing]

Hello, James.

You're finally ready?

We are.

Yeah, we really are.

I would like to
begin your journey

by sharing with you the
immortal words of Howard Klein.

Close your eyes.

[dissonant chanting]

The journey begins by
removing your cloaks

to free your inhibitions.

All right, dude,
seriously, we're not

going to take our clothes off.
It's getting a little weird now.

That's just weird.

OK.

[dissonant chanting]

You see a doorway.

I want you to open the door
and walk through that doorway.

You begin your search.

And you feel warmth, bright
light, and complete acceptance.

I feel it.

I really feel it.

Yeah, what now, though?

What now?

I don't know.

SINGER: [SINGING] As long as
he's got the heart of a lion,

beat of a drum, fear of
the hunter in his blood.

Witch doctor is
trying to smite you.

So take the medicine
that he gives you.

Heart of a lion,
beat of the drum...

Must choose wisely.

What's your name?

[laughter]

Where were we, my
little golden chopstick

fortune cookie, huh?

You want to know
what my fortune says?

It says nuts are in my future.

[grunting]

Sorry.

[laughter]

What, what?

Silence, you impudent fool!

[laughter]

Shit.

No!

It's my bird.

It is my sex toy.

It is not yours.

Are you alone?

Do you find yourself
wishing you had

support, friends,
family, anyone at all

that really cares about you?

No!

It's a sad sight.

Perhaps you're a bachelor lion!

[laughter]

[music playing]

NIK AMMAR: [SINGING]
The turn of the night.

Hush, little dove
till the time's right.

Oh, oh, you can
run all you like.

I'll give you some room to
hide out and borrow some time.

Sleep it off, lay down for
charged up for a for a fight.

Welcome to Hollywood.

Hollywood.

Where the fame is
only 15 seconds.

Every face like a
glittering weapon.

Hollywood.

Hollywood, where the
fame is only 15 seconds.

Every face is like
a glittering weapon.

Oh, how high did you soar
when you hit the sky.

Were you strapped into
your parachute ride?

Cause you're looking
like you're in hell

at the back of the line.

You had your chances,
had your time,

like a moon, running
in the light.

Welcome to Hollywood.

Hollywood, where the
fame is only 15 seconds.

Every face is like
a glittering weapon.

Hollywood, Hollywood, where
the fame is only 15 seconds.

Every face is like
a glittering weapon.

Hollywood, Hollywood.

Hollywood.

Hollywood, where the
fame is only 15 seconds.

Every face is like
a glittering weapon.

Hollywood, Hollywood, where
the fame is only 15 seconds.

Every face is like
a glittering...

Welcome to Hollywood.

CREW MEMBER 1: What?
What?

Is this funny to you?
CREW MEMBER 2: No.

You don't like this?

CREW MEMBER 1: Is
this funny to you?

Why are you laughing.

CREW MEMBER 2: Camera rolls.

Stop laughing, Paul.

CREW MEMBER 1: We're trying
to our job here, Paul.

CREW MEMBER 2: Action.

[knocking]