Babyface 2 (1986) - full transcript
A woman about to be married is given a "bachelorette" party by her girlfriends, who hire a male stripper for the event. Things get a bit out of hand, though, and they wind up humiliating him. However, they don't know that he has "mystical powers", and he proceeds to use those powers to take his revenge on them.
Mm, the sun feels good
It's nice to relax and get a tan
It's been one crazy summer
I mean a lot of exciting things
happened in our town
We have this old lady that loves
making it with all the
guys in high school
Some people said she had a
stroke or something
They don't know what to do with her
My Dad says who cares as long as
everyone is having fun
I guess he is right.
Who cares?
But you know?
I heard she really
didn't have a stroke
In fact, my friend Mark told me
what really happened.
And it's got to be the strangest
story I have ever heard
Anyway
I'll tell it just the way
Mark told it to me
and you can judge for yourself
Well it all happened on the day of
Careena's bachelorette party
My friends Lois and Lynn
went to the racetrack to meet Lois's
boyfriend Kevin after practice
just like they always
do on Saturday's
Come on Lois this has to be without
a doubt the longest week of my life
I know, tonight is going to be so
much fun, everyone is so excited
I know I can't believe it,
it's such a big place
Yeah really (GIVE ME AN M!)
(GIVE ME AN A!)
(GIVE ME AN N!)
I gotta go, here comes Kevin,
your ride is here
Kevin why don't you buy me a boat?
Sure honey I'll get you whatever you
want, just keep it up
Kevin you know, someone is going to
see us if we stay around here
Let's go somewhere we
they won't see us
Where?
How about up to that shed?
Alright
Let's go
Come on
Check this out!
Are you sure no one is
gonna come in here?
So what if they do?
Obviously someone else uses this
shed for the same thing
Well, it's a nice idea
Yeah right, you are so eager
Well Kevin, I don't have
that much time
Let's get down to it then
You wanna do me, or I'll do you?
Ok, I'll do you
I'll do you
Well you've done your part
Spread those legs honey
You are giving me a moving target
How you doin?
I'm doin fine, how you doin?
I got an idea
Kevin don't get it all over me
How am I going to wipe that off?
You know I have to put my
skirt back on.
Oh don't complain, I just gave you
the best lays of your life
You know Kevin I have to be some
where very very soon
We will wipe it up with my sock or
something Jeez Louise
Get it off me it's so sticky
I hate it when you do this,
I hate it
Well you don't like it when I
cum in you either
I just don't want to get pregnant
You'll get over it
You gotta admit, it was worth it
Kevin what time is it?
Yeah, quarter to twelve
Oh god Kevin, I gotta get outta here
I am already late
Gotta remember this spot, we
should come back
Yeah, where, Kevin where did
you put my clothes?
You took em off
I am going to be so late, it's
all because of you
I'm hurryin, where are you going?
I told you
Yeah I guess you did
Careena's thing right?
Well what I am going to do tonight?
You already did it silly
Oh that hurts
Come on let's go ok?
Kevin come on!
Lori we are leaving!
Your friends will be coming soon and
Grandma is waiting for us
Where are my damn car keys? Mom,
have you seen my keys?
They are probably in your pocket
where you left them
Hi Mrs. Connely
Hello Stacey, have a good time dear
Lois, you look so nice today.
Thank you Mr. Connely you do too
Mr. Connely.
Every time I come through here, you
happen to goose me.
Well excuse me
Come on dear, mothers waiting
Send my love to Grandmother and tell
her I hope she is feeling better.
Have you found the keys yet Harry?
Come on Harry Grandma is waiting.
You know Harry Grandma might be
coming home with us.
The doctor said she is
doing so much better.
She hasn't had one of her
spells in ages
Isn't that wonderful
Well how lucky can I get?
Oh god, I can't believe they
got me to do this.
Cuz I said we would.
You did?
Well I figured it was a great way to
get you alone and naked.
At the same time
Taija!
Everybody knows how shy you are
so we figured it would be fun to
watch you run around in your
little underthings
God I thought you were my friend
Look at this stuff
This is pretty, you will
have to try this on
Try the stockings on with this
It will look great with that
Put this on
It will look great with those shoes
I wonder what else is for the party
Oh my god.
Looks what's in here.
Look at the stuff that's in here.
You aren't going to believe this
Oh god.
Look at that
Oh it's warm, Kristara: Taste it
Mmm tastes really good, Lois,
try some of this
It's not bad
This dress is so beautiful.
Thank you.
I am so nervous
Will you hold still girl?
Look what we found!
OH MY GOD!
Gosh Stacey, take that off,
you look ridiculous
Come on girls, we can do this later,
I have more to show you
after the fashion show
I've also got some
wonderful new vibrators
Just the right thing for our
aching muscles, I suppose
What's this? Calamari?
Ok, ok, if there is anything you
would like to look at
here is the price list
and if anything interests you,
you can check it off
and here's a check list, you can
see all the prices.
And have you seen these?
They are our new joy gels
this one is strawberry
what do you do with these?
How about this?
What do you do with these things?
Well you will have to use your
imagination, unless we can get
someone to demonstrate
Well you put them inside and I bet
they make house sitting more fun
What is this?
Calamari
You can put this one, it is
supposed to add stimulation
Does it? Would you know? Kristara: I
wouldn't know for sure
What are these?
They are fancy anal beads
Would you like to see them?
Oh my favorite color too.
Do they come with instructions?
Of course they do, they
are right here.
Lightly lubricate beads, or...
Here, smell the lemon lime
Ok, Ok, enough is enough
Ok, we are going to go in and see
the fashion show and we can
see all this later
Ok, enough!
I had no idea the girls were
planning that kind of party
I know the guys had no idea either
I mean they would have freaked
I mean a man doesn't think a girl
can have fun playing with
vibrators and dildos
Then again Men sure do
underestimate women
I remember that day really well.
It was a real warm day like today
and I was looking for a good time
Bitch, bitch, bitch
What do you guys want to do tonight?
The girls are all going to be
at that hen party
Hey let's go to my Dads cabin and
get some beer and pick
up some chicks.
No forget it man, I can't go.
I have homework
Since when did you become a
book worm Mark?
Fuck you
Oh my god, looks whose coming, HI
Hi Kevin, Kevin:well just who
we've been waiting for!
Say girls, wanna go for a swim?
Yeah that sounds like fun
What about Lois, what are
you gonna tell her?
Nothin, she went out tonight
I heard she went to Careena's
bachlorette party
That's right she did.
But I am going to go sit in a hot
tub and have a little beer
How does that sound?
Yeah come on Melissa, let's go
Anybody else coming?
I don't have anything better to do.
What the fuck?
How about you Mark, are
you coming along?
No I have some work to do,
thanks anyway
Oh come on Mark, don't leave us
alone with these wolves.
Snooze, you lose.
Oh hardcore!
Taste it!
Come on, you first.
Sweet!
Ugh, that's gross
So I see you've found the panties
You know we have great flavors,
Cherry, bananna, coconut
Coconut?
Coconut
Caught you huh? Busted!
See the pasties?
I think this might be coconut
Let's try the coconut
Stacey, Buzzzz
Stacey, Look! Buzzzz
Oo lick my testicles you
hot little slut!
Stop stop!
You are such a man, such a man!
It's so hard, so hard
make me come, make me come
I think we should definitely
buy one of these.
Come on Melissa, feels good
Looks good.
This the life huh guys?
Yeah it's such a beautiful day
Yup, sure is
You know I am really gonna miss you
Me? I'm not going anywhere
It's ok Kevin, I told them
You did?
Yeah about you going in the army,
and this might be your
last fling and all.
Oh, yeah
Yeah so this is Kevin's last fling
before he goes into the army.
Eh, I don't know
Well sure, a party for a friend and
a comrade, last fling?
A night to remember is that it guys?
That's the idea
Don't suppose a swim and my
smile are enough huh?
Nah, not for a lifetime of memories
I suppose not.
Hey Kevin, I'll give you a kiss
I wanna fuck you.
TOMMY
Kevin, what do you say we go over
here to the deck and I'll give you
something to remember
That sounds like a plan
Let's go
I want to make love to you,
is that better?
What's growing down there?
I'll give you three guesses
I've got you all alone now
Yeah but you aren't going
into the Army Tommy
I wonder what they are
doing over there
I know what they are doin,
they are screwin
They are not either
They aren't having as
much fun as we are.
I feel weak in the knees
I'm glad you aren't
leaving for the army.
Tell you a little secret,
neither is he.
Mm, Tommy is so much fun
Anyway.
Mark is a real snoopy guy
he didn't come with us that
day for a reason
He wanted to find out what
those girls were up to
Hey Kristara,
got any more of these tapes?
Sure, just tell me what you like
Well,
you think I could watch all of them?
Sure
Hello all, what do you think?
You guys want some champagne?
Yeah sure
You think you can tear yourself away
long enough for some champane?
Well maybe just for a minute
What are you doin?
Playing
With the toys you know?
With the toys?
Yeah the toys
Oo, Baby
That's pretty
Mark what are you doing here?
Mark what are you doing here?
There's no boys allowed
Well Lynn I just came to pick you up
I thought you would be
finished by now
Hey you are gonna have to
get out of here
before someone sees you, I'll
talk to you later
I'll hold this and watch
Ok, I'll show you the technique
What's that other thing?
What one?
This thing?
Can I use it on you?
Girls, girls, can I have
your attention?
Does everyone know why we
are here tonight?
Yeah because Careena is
going to marry Jerry
Yeah yeah, and none too soon.
That's right
She's getting married, our good
friend from high school
and we want to give her the time
of her life, right?
Thanks, you guys are the sweetest
friends a girl could have
Ok, ok, let's dim the
lights now alright?
No wait, first we have to
blind fold her
Huh! Careena, come over here
What are you guys doing to me?
You are gonna love it
Ooo, she's getting married
Our good high school friend
Lord don't let me make a
fool out of myself
Let's spin her around
Here comes the bride!
Ok, now we will unblindfold you
Surprise! Surprise!
Do you like it?
Then you are going to love this
Anybody home?
Hello!
What's that smell?
Thanks for finally letting me out
Ah, fresh air
So are you going to strip?
I guess, that is what I
am here for kids
Come on, don't be cute
I expect you to give these
ladies a proper show
You got it baby
You got it, here I come
Alright
Well, are you gonna strip or what?
Eh, you want me to strip too.
Don't be cute, give us a proper show
Proper show
Alright, I guess that is
what you paid for
I'll give you a little strip number
Can you move a little quicker?
Don't even have any fucking music
for me, and you want it quicker
Alright, here we go kids, you ready?
Ready for all the excitement?
You ready for a lot of excitement?
Did you get that?
This is too good for you
Check it out
Look at those tits huh?
That's enough
Wanna see the other one?
Check it out
Looks almost the same,
but it's different
Hey check this out, two at a time
Alright, I'll give you
all floor work
You never had it so good
Take it off already
Hey wait a minute, I have
a sensitive ego
You know you love it
I think Careena would like it
better if you got hard
Well how about a little
encouragement
Why don't you girls get
into it a little bit
Pick up your dresses
Hey we are paying you
Let's see a little skin, come on
You wanna see the hard cock huh?
Oh yeah, well I'll tell you what
Why can't you pick up your dresses
a little bit, give me
something to work with
Hey watch it, I've got
a sensitive ego
Ok now listen to me
If I get this thing hard, it's
gonna put a spell on you
Everyone of you girls is going to
be overcome with lust
That's right, the most powerful
force in the universe
When this gets hard, its going to
put a spell on all of you
You are all going to be
overcome with lust
Alright, I am warning you
Aphrodite!
Goddess of love!
Grant me the power to
cast this spell!
Well Mark had his mind totally blown
I mean these nice girls he's know
his whole life became insatiable
sluts right before his eyes
It was too much for Mark to
handle all at once
And they became animals
He knew he couldn't handle it
He needed help
and he knew just where to get it
Hey Tom
You know after Lois and I get
married, you should take Melissa out
That girl, after a couple beers all
she wanted was to fuck
Hey Kevin, I got my own girls ok?
Thanks just the same I
don't need yours
Hey guys, where the fuck are you?
In here
Where?
Here
I'm not tellin
Fuck you
How you doin?
Hey how long is that party gonna be?
Shouldn't it be done by now?
Relax, have a beer
Thanks
Hey you know I got this great fuck
film, I can't wait to show
Careena when I get home
Wish that fuckin party would be over
Whoa!
I thought you were studying Mark
You shoulda come with us, you
missed a good one
It's awful, you gotta help
Hey this guys out of breath, give
em a beer, will ya?
What's up buddy?
You guys won't believe it, Careena,
Lois
What about Careena?
Everyone of them, just like that
Everyone of them, just like that
Talk straight Mark
I'm trying to tell ya
Shower
Orgy, All: ORGY?
Where?
Where the shower is! Jerry:
My girl?!
Orgy! Let's go!
Trouble, oh god, trouble
We better get the guys, oh, god
Hey guys, where are you going?
Oh my god, my girls in there
Hey, you guys see that?
Man, something weird is
going on around here
Yeah, nobody can get
undressed that fast
Hey let's go in a check it out
What do you think I am a stallion?
Careena, what are you doin?
Oh Hi honey, gee, I hope this
doesn't make you mad
You just wouldn't believe
how horny I am
I've never seen my friends
act like this before
You can have him, where's Lois?
Lois, what are you doing here?
TOMMY, TOMMY
TOMMY, TOMMY, what am I a
piece of seaweed?
You guys are having fun.
No, that's...come on
No really, that tickles
Tommy...
There you are
Take off your clothes
Mmm Tommy
Suck on my pussy
Like that
Stick your tongue inside
Fuck me with your tongue
just like that
It's feels so good
Your tongue is so good
fuck me with your fingers
put your fingers in
slide them around
feel how wet I am?
You made me that wet
Suck on my tittys
You wanna fuck me?
The damn doors locked
What do you mean it's locked?
Oh I've got a big one
What's up guys?
Don't be afraid, it's only pussy
pussy won't hurt you
Why don't you go find your own man
Ok, looks like a got a big one,
it's the big one
Get over here mother fucker, come on
What's going on around here?
What's going on here?
Nice to have you home again Granny
I hope all of Lori's
friends have left
I'm tired
I need my rest
Well you will have your own room
and you will be very comfortable
see if we can get you in here
Please no more
What are you doing?
Look at this ridiculous outfit,
can't you see you are
embarrassing this lady
Perverts, they are all perverts
What do you mean you knew it
wasn't gonna work?
Never invite him to a party again, I
am holding you responsible.
You need therapy, get therapy!
Hey where is your chair?
Come on, we are getting out of here
For a moment I thought
I was in heaven
did you feel it?
Well that's the story
and I'm not saying if
it's true or not
but that's the way it was told to me
anyway, I heard Careenas not
getting married to Jerry
and I heard she's been going out
with this older guy
who smokes cigars and gets off
on Hustler magazine
anyway, I've gotta go now
I hope you liked the story
Bye