Babyface 2 (1986) - full transcript

Mm, the sun feels good

It's nice to relax and get a tan

It's been one crazy summer

I mean a lot of exciting things
happened in our town

We have this old lady that loves
making it with all the

guys in high school

Some people said she had a
stroke or something

They don't know what to do with her

My Dad says who cares as long as
everyone is having fun

I guess he is right.

Who cares?



But you know?

I heard she really
didn't have a stroke

In fact, my friend Mark told me
what really happened.

And it's got to be the strangest
story I have ever heard

Anyway

I'll tell it just the way
Mark told it to me

and you can judge for yourself

Well it all happened on the day of
Careena's bachelorette party

My friends Lois and Lynn

went to the racetrack to meet Lois's
boyfriend Kevin after practice

just like they always
do on Saturday's

Come on Lois this has to be without
a doubt the longest week of my life

I know, tonight is going to be so
much fun, everyone is so excited

I know I can't believe it,
it's such a big place



Yeah really (GIVE ME AN M!)
(GIVE ME AN A!)

(GIVE ME AN N!)

I gotta go, here comes Kevin,
your ride is here

Kevin why don't you buy me a boat?

Sure honey I'll get you whatever you
want, just keep it up

Kevin you know, someone is going to
see us if we stay around here

Let's go somewhere we
they won't see us

Where?

How about up to that shed?

Alright

Let's go

Come on

Check this out!

Are you sure no one is
gonna come in here?

So what if they do?

Obviously someone else uses this
shed for the same thing

Well, it's a nice idea

Yeah right, you are so eager

Well Kevin, I don't have
that much time

Let's get down to it then

You wanna do me, or I'll do you?

Ok, I'll do you

I'll do you

Well you've done your part

Spread those legs honey

You are giving me a moving target

How you doin?

I'm doin fine, how you doin?

I got an idea

Kevin don't get it all over me

How am I going to wipe that off?

You know I have to put my
skirt back on.

Oh don't complain, I just gave you
the best lays of your life

You know Kevin I have to be some
where very very soon

We will wipe it up with my sock or
something Jeez Louise

Get it off me it's so sticky

I hate it when you do this,
I hate it

Well you don't like it when I
cum in you either

I just don't want to get pregnant

You'll get over it

You gotta admit, it was worth it

Kevin what time is it?

Yeah, quarter to twelve

Oh god Kevin, I gotta get outta here

I am already late

Gotta remember this spot, we
should come back

Yeah, where, Kevin where did
you put my clothes?

You took em off

I am going to be so late, it's
all because of you

I'm hurryin, where are you going?

I told you

Yeah I guess you did

Careena's thing right?

Well what I am going to do tonight?

You already did it silly

Oh that hurts

Come on let's go ok?

Kevin come on!

Lori we are leaving!

Your friends will be coming soon and
Grandma is waiting for us

Where are my damn car keys? Mom,
have you seen my keys?

They are probably in your pocket
where you left them

Hi Mrs. Connely

Hello Stacey, have a good time dear

Lois, you look so nice today.

Thank you Mr. Connely you do too

Mr. Connely.

Every time I come through here, you
happen to goose me.

Well excuse me

Come on dear, mothers waiting

Send my love to Grandmother and tell
her I hope she is feeling better.

Have you found the keys yet Harry?

Come on Harry Grandma is waiting.

You know Harry Grandma might be
coming home with us.

The doctor said she is
doing so much better.

She hasn't had one of her
spells in ages

Isn't that wonderful

Well how lucky can I get?

Oh god, I can't believe they
got me to do this.

Cuz I said we would.

You did?

Well I figured it was a great way to
get you alone and naked.

At the same time

Taija!

Everybody knows how shy you are

so we figured it would be fun to
watch you run around in your

little underthings

God I thought you were my friend

Look at this stuff

This is pretty, you will
have to try this on

Try the stockings on with this

It will look great with that

Put this on

It will look great with those shoes

I wonder what else is for the party

Oh my god.

Looks what's in here.

Look at the stuff that's in here.

You aren't going to believe this

Oh god.

Look at that

Oh it's warm, Kristara: Taste it

Mmm tastes really good, Lois,
try some of this

It's not bad

This dress is so beautiful.

Thank you.

I am so nervous

Will you hold still girl?

Look what we found!

OH MY GOD!

Gosh Stacey, take that off,
you look ridiculous

Come on girls, we can do this later,
I have more to show you

after the fashion show

I've also got some
wonderful new vibrators

Just the right thing for our
aching muscles, I suppose

What's this? Calamari?

Ok, ok, if there is anything you
would like to look at

here is the price list

and if anything interests you,
you can check it off

and here's a check list, you can
see all the prices.

And have you seen these?

They are our new joy gels

this one is strawberry

what do you do with these?

How about this?

What do you do with these things?

Well you will have to use your
imagination, unless we can get

someone to demonstrate

Well you put them inside and I bet
they make house sitting more fun

What is this?

Calamari

You can put this one, it is
supposed to add stimulation

Does it? Would you know? Kristara: I
wouldn't know for sure

What are these?

They are fancy anal beads

Would you like to see them?

Oh my favorite color too.

Do they come with instructions?

Of course they do, they
are right here.

Lightly lubricate beads, or...

Here, smell the lemon lime

Ok, Ok, enough is enough

Ok, we are going to go in and see
the fashion show and we can

see all this later

Ok, enough!

I had no idea the girls were
planning that kind of party

I know the guys had no idea either

I mean they would have freaked

I mean a man doesn't think a girl
can have fun playing with

vibrators and dildos

Then again Men sure do
underestimate women

I remember that day really well.

It was a real warm day like today

and I was looking for a good time

Bitch, bitch, bitch

What do you guys want to do tonight?
The girls are all going to be

at that hen party

Hey let's go to my Dads cabin and
get some beer and pick

up some chicks.

No forget it man, I can't go.
I have homework

Since when did you become a
book worm Mark?

Fuck you

Oh my god, looks whose coming, HI

Hi Kevin, Kevin:well just who
we've been waiting for!

Say girls, wanna go for a swim?

Yeah that sounds like fun

What about Lois, what are
you gonna tell her?

Nothin, she went out tonight

I heard she went to Careena's
bachlorette party

That's right she did.

But I am going to go sit in a hot
tub and have a little beer

How does that sound?

Yeah come on Melissa, let's go

Anybody else coming?

I don't have anything better to do.

What the fuck?

How about you Mark, are
you coming along?

No I have some work to do,
thanks anyway

Oh come on Mark, don't leave us
alone with these wolves.

Snooze, you lose.

Oh hardcore!

Taste it!

Come on, you first.

Sweet!

Ugh, that's gross

So I see you've found the panties

You know we have great flavors,

Cherry, bananna, coconut

Coconut?

Coconut

Caught you huh? Busted!

See the pasties?

I think this might be coconut

Let's try the coconut

Stacey, Buzzzz

Stacey, Look! Buzzzz

Oo lick my testicles you
hot little slut!

Stop stop!

You are such a man, such a man!

It's so hard, so hard

make me come, make me come

I think we should definitely
buy one of these.

Come on Melissa, feels good

Looks good.

This the life huh guys?

Yeah it's such a beautiful day

Yup, sure is

You know I am really gonna miss you

Me? I'm not going anywhere

It's ok Kevin, I told them

You did?

Yeah about you going in the army,
and this might be your

last fling and all.

Oh, yeah

Yeah so this is Kevin's last fling
before he goes into the army.

Eh, I don't know

Well sure, a party for a friend and
a comrade, last fling?

A night to remember is that it guys?

That's the idea

Don't suppose a swim and my
smile are enough huh?

Nah, not for a lifetime of memories

I suppose not.

Hey Kevin, I'll give you a kiss

I wanna fuck you.

TOMMY

Kevin, what do you say we go over
here to the deck and I'll give you

something to remember

That sounds like a plan

Let's go

I want to make love to you,
is that better?

What's growing down there?

I'll give you three guesses

I've got you all alone now

Yeah but you aren't going
into the Army Tommy

I wonder what they are
doing over there

I know what they are doin,
they are screwin

They are not either

They aren't having as
much fun as we are.

I feel weak in the knees

I'm glad you aren't
leaving for the army.

Tell you a little secret,
neither is he.

Mm, Tommy is so much fun

Anyway.

Mark is a real snoopy guy

he didn't come with us that
day for a reason

He wanted to find out what
those girls were up to

Hey Kristara,

got any more of these tapes?

Sure, just tell me what you like

Well,

you think I could watch all of them?

Sure

Hello all, what do you think?

You guys want some champagne?

Yeah sure

You think you can tear yourself away
long enough for some champane?

Well maybe just for a minute

What are you doin?

Playing

With the toys you know?

With the toys?

Yeah the toys

Oo, Baby

That's pretty

Mark what are you doing here?

Mark what are you doing here?

There's no boys allowed

Well Lynn I just came to pick you up
I thought you would be

finished by now

Hey you are gonna have to
get out of here

before someone sees you, I'll
talk to you later

I'll hold this and watch

Ok, I'll show you the technique

What's that other thing?

What one?

This thing?

Can I use it on you?

Girls, girls, can I have
your attention?

Does everyone know why we
are here tonight?

Yeah because Careena is
going to marry Jerry

Yeah yeah, and none too soon.

That's right

She's getting married, our good
friend from high school

and we want to give her the time
of her life, right?

Thanks, you guys are the sweetest
friends a girl could have

Ok, ok, let's dim the
lights now alright?

No wait, first we have to
blind fold her

Huh! Careena, come over here

What are you guys doing to me?

You are gonna love it

Ooo, she's getting married

Our good high school friend

Lord don't let me make a
fool out of myself

Let's spin her around

Here comes the bride!

Ok, now we will unblindfold you

Surprise! Surprise!

Do you like it?

Then you are going to love this

Anybody home?

Hello!

What's that smell?

Thanks for finally letting me out

Ah, fresh air

So are you going to strip?

I guess, that is what I
am here for kids

Come on, don't be cute

I expect you to give these
ladies a proper show

You got it baby

You got it, here I come

Alright

Well, are you gonna strip or what?

Eh, you want me to strip too.

Don't be cute, give us a proper show

Proper show

Alright, I guess that is
what you paid for

I'll give you a little strip number

Can you move a little quicker?

Don't even have any fucking music
for me, and you want it quicker

Alright, here we go kids, you ready?

Ready for all the excitement?

You ready for a lot of excitement?

Did you get that?

This is too good for you

Check it out

Look at those tits huh?

That's enough

Wanna see the other one?
Check it out

Looks almost the same,
but it's different

Hey check this out, two at a time

Alright, I'll give you
all floor work

You never had it so good

Take it off already

Hey wait a minute, I have
a sensitive ego

You know you love it

I think Careena would like it
better if you got hard

Well how about a little
encouragement

Why don't you girls get
into it a little bit

Pick up your dresses

Hey we are paying you

Let's see a little skin, come on

You wanna see the hard cock huh?

Oh yeah, well I'll tell you what

Why can't you pick up your dresses
a little bit, give me

something to work with

Hey watch it, I've got
a sensitive ego

Ok now listen to me

If I get this thing hard, it's
gonna put a spell on you

Everyone of you girls is going to
be overcome with lust

That's right, the most powerful
force in the universe

When this gets hard, its going to
put a spell on all of you

You are all going to be
overcome with lust

Alright, I am warning you

Aphrodite!

Goddess of love!

Grant me the power to
cast this spell!

Well Mark had his mind totally blown

I mean these nice girls he's know
his whole life became insatiable

sluts right before his eyes

It was too much for Mark to
handle all at once

And they became animals

He knew he couldn't handle it

He needed help

and he knew just where to get it

Hey Tom

You know after Lois and I get
married, you should take Melissa out

That girl, after a couple beers all
she wanted was to fuck

Hey Kevin, I got my own girls ok?

Thanks just the same I
don't need yours

Hey guys, where the fuck are you?

In here

Where?

Here

I'm not tellin

Fuck you

How you doin?

Hey how long is that party gonna be?

Shouldn't it be done by now?

Relax, have a beer

Thanks

Hey you know I got this great fuck
film, I can't wait to show

Careena when I get home

Wish that fuckin party would be over

Whoa!

I thought you were studying Mark

You shoulda come with us, you
missed a good one

It's awful, you gotta help

Hey this guys out of breath, give
em a beer, will ya?

What's up buddy?

You guys won't believe it, Careena,
Lois

What about Careena?

Everyone of them, just like that

Everyone of them, just like that

Talk straight Mark

I'm trying to tell ya

Shower

Orgy, All: ORGY?

Where?

Where the shower is! Jerry:
My girl?!

Orgy! Let's go!

Trouble, oh god, trouble

We better get the guys, oh, god

Hey guys, where are you going?

Oh my god, my girls in there

Hey, you guys see that?

Man, something weird is
going on around here

Yeah, nobody can get
undressed that fast

Hey let's go in a check it out

What do you think I am a stallion?

Careena, what are you doin?

Oh Hi honey, gee, I hope this
doesn't make you mad

You just wouldn't believe
how horny I am

I've never seen my friends
act like this before

You can have him, where's Lois?

Lois, what are you doing here?

TOMMY, TOMMY

TOMMY, TOMMY, what am I a
piece of seaweed?

You guys are having fun.

No, that's...come on

No really, that tickles

Tommy...

There you are

Take off your clothes

Mmm Tommy

Suck on my pussy

Like that

Stick your tongue inside

Fuck me with your tongue

just like that

It's feels so good

Your tongue is so good

fuck me with your fingers

put your fingers in

slide them around

feel how wet I am?

You made me that wet

Suck on my tittys

You wanna fuck me?

The damn doors locked

What do you mean it's locked?

Oh I've got a big one

What's up guys?

Don't be afraid, it's only pussy

pussy won't hurt you

Why don't you go find your own man

Ok, looks like a got a big one,
it's the big one

Get over here mother fucker, come on

What's going on around here?

What's going on here?

Nice to have you home again Granny

I hope all of Lori's
friends have left

I'm tired

I need my rest

Well you will have your own room

and you will be very comfortable

see if we can get you in here

Please no more

What are you doing?

Look at this ridiculous outfit,
can't you see you are

embarrassing this lady

Perverts, they are all perverts

What do you mean you knew it
wasn't gonna work?

Never invite him to a party again, I
am holding you responsible.

You need therapy, get therapy!

Hey where is your chair?

Come on, we are getting out of here

For a moment I thought
I was in heaven

did you feel it?

Well that's the story

and I'm not saying if
it's true or not

but that's the way it was told to me

anyway, I heard Careenas not
getting married to Jerry

and I heard she's been going out
with this older guy

who smokes cigars and gets off
on Hustler magazine

anyway, I've gotta go now

I hope you liked the story

Bye