BLOOD Pi (2016) - full transcript

- Hey, would you turn that down?

- What are you doing with that?

- For fuck's sake, Kathy!

Ow!

Kathy!

- Amber!

- I've been a bad girl, Daddy.

Looks like I have
the house to myself.

- You should come
to the Great Debate.

It's really quite exciting.

- Thanks.



- Watch it, skank.

- Okay, before we get started,

how about it for the Wolves

winning Friday
night's game, huh?

Yeah.

Now if they keep it up,

River Falls will
be bringing home

the first championship
trophy in, like, 10 years.

- Our guys have the
season in the bag, Jeff.

- Let's hope so, and it's
Professor Milbern, Victoria.

Boundaries.

- Sorry, professor.

- I'll let it go this time.

Only because you're filled
with so much school spirit.



Anyway, South Carolina

was the first to secede from
the Union, December 9th, 1860,

followed by Mississippi,
January 19th, 1861.

Now, this was a major turning
point in American history.

Write this down, guys.

This will be on your next quiz.

- Damn man, those
Pis are slammin'.

Yeah, but they're more
trouble than their worth.

- I'll put up with their shit
if it meant hittin' that.

Fair trade.

She's got it going on.

- Hey Steph, hold up.

- God, what does he want?
- Hi, Vargas.

- Hey, how's it going?

- I'm good.

- You're seriously not talking
to this behemoth, are you?

- Jade, what the hell?

- What's your problem?

- Sisters of Omega Pi

are expected to date
people of certain standards

and you don't come close.

- Jade, got a minute?

My friend Dina was
asking about you.

- Oh, the cheerleader?
- Yeah.

Turns out she goes both ways.

- Ooh.

- Sorry about that.

- Oh, that's fine.

I could care less
what she thinks.

- Well, good.

'Cause I have a very
different opinion.

- Oh yeah?

So, if that's the case, how
about we go out sometime?

- I'd like that.

- This weekend?

- You sure you won't be too
hungover from the Wolves rager?

- That's a good point.

But, I think I
could pull through.

- Yeah?

- For you, I could.

- Oh well, will I see you
at the Lambda party tonight?

- Maybe.

- Oh, we'll be there.

Someone's gotta bring the keg.

- I know, right?

Last time the Lambdas went
dry halfway through the party.

- I know, who gets
a keg for a kegger?

- Tell Dina I said hi.

- You got it.

- We gotta go.

- All right, Romeo,
let's go get the package.

- And that concludes
our class for today.

Next week, we'll talk
about the slave states

that refused to
separate from the Union

and the role it
played in the war.

You guys have a great day.

- Professor Milbern?
- Yeah.

- I just wanted to say that

I thought your lecture
today was amazing.

I'd love to hear your thoughts
on the Industrial Revolution.

- Ah well, we'll
get to that later

in the semester, Agnis.
- Professor Milbern?

I have a few questions
about the lecture today.

- Oh, we were just-
- Well, actually,

I think Victoria could
actually use a little help.

Not everyone's acing
this class, Agnis.

- Yeah, Agnis.

I could use the help badly.

- I could tutor you.

- You know, Agnis, let
me do my job here, huh?

I got it.

- Anyone down here?

- Go away.

- You okay?

- I'm fine, now leave me alone.

- You don't seem fine.

- Then I guess you didn't
need to ask if I was okay.

- Right.

Listen.

If you're upset about Milbern
and that skank from class,

you're wasting your tears.

- Why would I care about them?

- Oh, come on.

It's obvious you
have a thing for him.

- He has no interest in me.

Nobody does.

- Well, that's not true.

I'm sure there's plenty of
guys that would want you.

- You don't have to do this.

- No, but you look like
you could use a friend.

- Thanks.

It was silly of me to think

that we could ever be something.

- Ah, you don't want a guy

that takes advantage of
the students, anyway.

Come on.

- I guess you're right.

Sometimes I wish I
could just be like them.

- Oh please, you're so
much better than them,

and you could look just as
good as them, you just need,

you just need a
bit of a makeover.

- Yeah, I wish.

- Let's do it.

You can borrow
some of my clothes

and I'll do your
hair and makeup.

- Why are you being
so nice to me?

- Us outsiders
need to stick together.

- But you're not an outsider.

You're beautiful.

- Looks don't make
a person, Agnis.

Be at my place at eight.

- 8:00 p.m., I'll be there.

It's nice to have a friend.

- Best friends.

- Whoa, whoa whoa.

I told you before, we
need to be careful.

- What? So you can fuck me,
but you can't give me a kiss.

- Not out here, I can't.

Jesus Christ.

Smarten up, Victoria.

You know, if you tried just
a little bit in your classes,

you might have a
little common sense.

I gotta go.

- Fuck you!

What the fuck is your problem?

- This smells like
common rejection.

Looks like you're the
one with the problem.

- You stay the fuck away
from me, you crazy bitch.

- Hey.

- Amber, I wasn't
sure if you were home.

- Oh, sorry.

I was on a call with my parents.

- That's a lot of clothes.

- Yeah.

Some used to be my mother's

but she doesn't
need 'em anymore.

You can take some home
with you if you want.

- Oh, I couldn't.

- Well, I insist.

Let's get started.

- No, he's way too ugly.

You're out of control.

- Hey skanks, your
dealer's here.

- Get your life together, girl.

- And how are you gorgeous
ladies doing tonight?

Wait a second, wait.

There seems to be a
bitchy presence missing.

- Oh, Courtney?

Who knows.

- That bitch is
barely a Pi, anyways.

- Slut.

- Hi, Josh.
- Honey,

there ain't a pill in this bag

that'll ever make that happen.

- God, Vicky, lay off the guy.

- Okay, so what to do
we want to do tonight?

Do we want to
trip, roll, or fly?

- Do you wanna dance tonight?

- Yes.

- Let's roll.

- That is a fine choice.

We can do one each.

- Let's make it two.

- Ooh, you naughty,
naughty, naughty girls.

That'll be $200, please.

Ew.

- So, what do you guys think?

- Ah!
- Ooh.

You must be making smoke
signals 'cause you are hot.

Ow, harder.

Ooh!

- Well, if you like that
one, wait 'til you see mine.

- Oh.

- So, you're staying
for the fashion show?

- Oh, what could be better?

Oh, handcuffs.

Oh, you know, I like
it big and black.

Oh yeah, come on, bad boy.

Put me in jail, cuff me up.

Oh yeah.

- Who do you think
looks the sexist?

- Well, all you bitches are,
like, super sexy and stuff,

but, well, I always had a
thing for law enforcement.

Sexy cop.
- That's right, bitches.

- Yeah.

- You only picked her
so she won't bust you.

- Well, now that
we're all dressed,

let's get the party started.

- Oh.

- Assaulting an officer?

- And, the finishing touches.

We're done.

- I'm so nervous.

- Don't be.

You're beautiful.

No, don't.

You look fine with them on.

Change your hair and
change your makeup,

but don't change who you are.

- I'm beautiful.

- This will fit Agnis perfectly.

Thank you, Mother.

- Amber?

- There you are.

- You scared me.

- I'm sorry.

I wanted to give you this.

- It's getting late,
I should probably go.

- I'll walk you out.

- There you go, Sexy.

- Hey!

- You too, party
tonight at Alpha Lambda.

- Fuckin' frat pig.

- Whoa, hey!

You actually came to my party.

You want a drink?

- Yeah.

Why don't we skip the party
and just go up to your room?

- Hell yeah.

My room's upstairs, let's go.

- This party sucks.

I'm taking the keg with me.

- All right, I
hope you're ready.

- You got a condom?

- Oh right, I got it covered.

Well, I got me covered.

- Wow.

I gotta cut back.

Those rolls are crazy.

Hey guys, I'm gonna
go get some air.

Does anybody want to join me?

Guys?

- Hey.
- Hey.

So, you're delivering kegs, now?

- No.

I just stole this
one from a party.

- That's so messed up.

- Well, they won't miss it.

Party was dead, anyway.

- So, you're just wandering
around with a keg?

- What about you?

- What about me?

- Just standing around,
dressed like a sexy Indian?

- Oh, I was trying
it on, I needed some air.

What do you think?

- It looks all right.

- Gee, thanks.

- I think you're the sexist
Indian I've ever seen.

Anyway, I should really
get this back to the house.

I'd walk you in but security's
actually right there.

See you tomorrow?

- Yeah, definitely.

- Is that Agnis?

- Not the Agnis
we saw yesterday.

- That girl is such a freak.

- Hey, looking good.

- Yeah, thanks to you.

- Where is the
necklace I gave you?

- Oh, I didn't feel
like wearing it today.

It's nothing personal.

- You didn't feel
like wearing it?

- Yeah, it's no big deal.

- You have no idea what
I have done for you.

I thought we were friends.

- Forget freak,
that bitch is crazy.

- Wait, where is she going?

- I don't know.

- Hi. Agnis, right?

- Yeah.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

I don't know what just happened.

- Do you want to go
to a party tonight?

- With you?

- With us, come on.

These are my sorority sisters.

Stephanie, Jade and Courtney.

Girls, this is Agnis.

- That's a unique name.

- Yeah, my mom named me
for my great grandmother.

- No shit.

Well, if you want to sell it,
you have to go all the way.

- That name is just about as
ugly as you were yesterday.

You should change it.

- What is wrong with you?

- What?
- She's right.

How about Angie?

Such a pretty name
for a pretty girl.

- I like Angie.

- Okay, Angie.

So, do you want to
come to a party?

- Yeah, I guess I
could go with you.

- Great, it's a costume party.

- Yeah, so make sure
to wear something sexy.

- We all are.

I'm going to be a
sexy Pocahontas.

- Oh, I don't think
I have anything sexy.

- Oh, you're smart girl.

Use that big brain, I'm sure
you could think of something.

- You can meet us

at the Lambda Psi house tonight.

- See you there, Angie.

- Bye.

- Okay.

- I mean, seriously?

- Stupid!

It was just a necklace,
what's wrong with you?

You're so stupid!

God!

- Oh my God.

- Get out!

- Crazy.
- God!

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

You just apologize, then
everything will be fine.

- So what's with
playing nice with Agnis?

- Yeah, doesn't that
bitch want Milbern?

- Let's get this straight,
I can't stand her.

Besides, that psycho bitch

seems to be pretty attached
to nerdy, little Agnis.

So, we make her one of us,

then we turn her out
to the drunk frat guys

at the Wolves' rager.

- Oh my God, you're terrible.

- Bitches deserve it.

- For what, daydreaming
over her professor?

- That, and pissing off
the baddest slut in school.

- I may be bad but I'm not
a fucking slut, you dyke.

- You tried to screw
our gay drug dealer

less than eight hours after
fucking your professor.

- So?

- Slut.

- Agnis, you look different.

- Thanks.

You like?

You look very nice.

- Angie, come sit with us.

We saved you a seat.

- Everything okay, Amber?

- Psycho!

- Courtney, shut it.

- Hey, let her go, she's crazy.

She slapped you over a necklace.

- Whoa, take it easy, miss.

Hey, I'm the dean of
this college and you
will listen to me.

Behavior like this
could lead to expulsion.

- Well, we don't
want that now, do we?

- Goddamn, you ladies
are looking fine.

- Have a little class, brother.

You girls do look good, though.

- Thanks, I guess
chivalry isn't dead.

- No costume for you, big boy?

- Don't bust me, officer.

I have a mask inside.

- Yeah, he
nearly lost the keg earlier

wearing a mask.

- Yeah, I can't see
shit in that thing.

- Well then, I guess
we'll see you guys inside.

- Oh yeah, you'll
catch a cold out here

dressed like that, though.

- Hey, have you
seen Vargas around?

- Vargas? Really?

- What? He's a good guy.

- He's an animal.

- You girls gotta
give the guy a break.

I mean, he keeps me
safe on the field.

- Not to mention he nearly

kills everything he hits.

- All right, we gotta
get this thing aside.

Vargas is around here somewhere.

- Who's first for keg stand?

- Where the hell is this bitch?

I'm freezing my tits out here.

- Okay well, if you
can't handle it,

then go inside with Courtney.

- Excuse me?

- Holy shit, would
you look at that?

- It's pathetic.

- I think she looks good.

- She looks hot.

- We'll see what she can do.

- Hi, guys.

Do we look like guys to you?

- Come on, you know
what she meant.

- Sorry, ladies.

- Hi, Agnis.

- It's Angie now, remember?

- Do you want to
be called Angie?

- Jesus Christ,
it's just a name.

Much better than fucking Agnis.

- I'm just saying.

- And I'm just saying
we're wasting our time.

We're here to party,
not this shit.

- Let's go.

- You girls ready
to get fucked up?

- Time to cut loose.

You're running with us, now.

- Think you can
hang with Omega Pi?

- Fuck it. Let's get wasted.

- You girls look like
you need a drink.

- Hey QB, you just
scored six points.

- Oh, touchdown!

- I'll touch down.

- How fucking high
school are you, Vargas?

- You know what, Courtney?

It's a fucking party,

try and have a good time.

- Vargas, take it easy, brother.

- Do you wanna get out of here?

- Yeah, I'd like that.

- Stephanie, you're not
seriously going to leave

with this pathetic,
pencil-dicked fat fuck, are you?

I mean, come on, the mascot's,
like, a step up from him.

- Come on, let's get out of here

before I do somethin' I regret.

- Sorry, Vargas, I
think I should stay.

- You kidding me?

- You heard her.

- And she calls me pathetic.

You know what, fuck
you, sorority cunts.

- You can better than him
tonight, don't worry about that.

- Yeah, but you were
pretty harsh on him.

- He's a big boy.

I'd be more worried
about the next dude

that pisses him off.

- We've been here
for less than an hour

and you bitches are
killing the fun.

Enough with the drama, 'et's
go and get some drinks.

- We should find Josh.

I heard he brought
some good shit.

- Hell yeah, let's get fucked.

- In more than one way, girl.

- Hi, you two look great.

- Well, you don't
look so bad yourself.

- Thanks.

- What are your names?

- Mark.

- Keith.

- I'm Victoria, and this is
our newest pledge, Angie.

- Pledging, huh?

- Yeah.

I've always wanted to
be a sister of Omega Pi.

- So, you two wanna get a
drink and get out of here?

- Oh, I don't think-
- That sounds great.

Right, Angie?

- Yeah, terrific.

- Come on.

- So, this is where you boys
are hiding all the booze.

Thank you.

To a good night.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- So what? Drinking
not your thing?

- No, not really.

- Well.

Well, maybe rolling's
more your thing.

- Hell yeah, I knew you
boys wouldn't disappoint.

Excuse me. - Jesus.

- Come on, Ange.

You don't want to
be a prude, do you?

- I won't let anything
happen to you.

We'll be fine.

- Do you want to be a Pi or not?

- Now we're talkin'.

- Bottom's up, boys.

- Ooh, all right?

- I don't feel anything.

- Just give it a few minutes.

You will.

This will help, trust me.

Looks like that's
hittin' you kinda hard.

Do you want to go lay down?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

I got ya.

- Wait, where, where?
- Bye.

- Ooh.

- I feel funny.

- Don't worry, I'm going to
take really good care of you.

You know, you're very sexy.

- Thank you.

What are you? No. - Shh.

- No, no.
- Shh. It's okay.

- No.

- Shh.

- No, don't.

Stop.

- Fuck off, I'll
be done in a minute.

Fuck off, I said.

Thanks for the easy lay.

What the fuck is
your problem, hmm?

Oh.

- Hey, big guy.
Ready for round two?

- I guess it's my lucky night.

- Guess it is.

- You're gonna have your
work cut out for you

because I literally just
blew my load in this bitch.

I hope you don't
mind if she stays.

- Looks like it's your turn
to get fucked, asshole.

I'll call you tomorrow, baby.

I'll get you home real soon.

Just gotta clean this up first.

After all, what are
best friends for?

- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

- How are you doing?

- Oh, very lightheaded.

- Here, drink this.

It's gonna help. - Thank you.

How did I get here?

- Well, you got wasted
with those Omega Pi skanks,

but I took care of you.

- They're not skanks.

They're my friends.

- I'm your friend, Agnis.

- Don't call me that.

- I don't understand why
you're treating me like this.

I am your only real friend.

Those other girls let you get
raped and let you get drugged.

I would kill for you.

Can you say the same
about any one of them?

- I think I should go.

Thank you for the juice.

- I don't understand why you
are treating me like this

after everything I
have done for you.

- We barely know each other.

We hung out one time and
I appreciate the makeover,

but Jesus Christ, you're
acting like a freak.

- You have no idea what I
have done for you, Agnis.

I am giving this
relationship everything,

and you are spitting
it back in my face.

- Amber, what are you
doing with that fork?

- We were outsiders, but
we were there together,

and then you had to
go and join Omega Pi.

- You're scaring me.

- I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, Agnis.

- I don't think we
should see each other.

You obviously have some issues
that you need to deal with.

- Don't leave me!

No!

Stupid.

I'll make you see
who you really are.

But first, I gotta
cut a few Pis.

- Well, look who it is.

I guess you can hang
with us after all.

- Hi, Angie.

- So, did that Lambda guy
rock your world last night?

- Victoria, could I talk
to you for a minute?

- Hey, if you're upset I
left you there last night,

I just figured you wanted
to spend the night with him.

- The thing is,

I don't really remember
what happened last night

and I woke up at Amber's place.

- The freak from class?

- Don't call her that.

- Well you drank a
little and took some E.

We had a good time.

- Amber's saying
that I was raped

and it does kind
of hurt down there.

- No, you were totally into him,

and if it's been awhile, it's
normal to be a little sore.

- Oh my God.

I don't even remember
my first time?

- No, okay.

I'm sure you'll
remember the next time.

- Next time?

But I don't even
know who he was.

- Not with him.

With someone else.

Telling ya, you have
plenty to choose from.

Who wants to tell our newest
addition what tonight is?

- It's the annual Omega Pi rave.

- It's the most hottest,
discreet party to get laid at.

- I don't know if I
should go to that.

- You don't have
to have sex, Angie.

It's just a good
time with your girls.

- All the Pi sisters are going.

You want to pledge Pi, right?

- Yeah.

- So then, don't be
an Agnis, be a Pi.

- And remember to wear pink.

- Why pink?

- It's just a tradition
the Omega Pi sisters

started a couple years ago.

Wear whatever you want
as long as it's pink.

- We should get going.

- Yeah.

You don't want to miss Professor
Candy-cane-dick's class.

- Who?

- Professor Milbern.

He's got a crooked dick.

- It's true, I've seen it.

- Yeah, like, every Tuesday
night after his wife is in bed.

- Oh my God, you're
having an affair?

- Yeah, but it's
nothing serious.

- He'll probably bang you
too, if he had the chance.

- See you girls tonight.

- Angie.

Angie.

- Nice of you to join us, Amber.

- Agnis, we need to talk.

- Amber, please take a seat

and save the personal
stuff for the halls, huh?

- I don't have
anything to say to you,

especially not in
the middle of class.

- Hey, psycho bitch.

Fuck off.

- Courtney, Amber, last
chance, take a seat,

or get out of my classroom.

- These are not
your friends, Agnis.

They let you get raped.

- That's it Amber,
you need to leave.

- I really liked that guy
and he really liked me,

and I may not remember
much about the party,

but I had a good time.

- Yeah, you did.

- And, I'm gonna see him again.

So, stop saying it was
rape, you psycho bitch.

- I can guarantee that you
will never see him again.

- Go.

All right, guys.

Show's over, back
to your papers.

- Now you're acting like a Pi.

- You okay, Agnis?

- Yeah I'm fine, thanks.

I don't know what
her problem is.

- You know if anything
did happen with that guy,

I'm here to talk.

- Oh my gosh, that's,
like, so sweet of you.

- Victoria, aren't you a little
old for this sort of thing?

- Oh, I'm sorry, Professor.

It'll never happen again.

- All right, that's it for
today guys, I'll see you Monday.

Read chapters four through six.

Have a great weekend.

Not you, Victoria.

- Look, if it's
about that drawing,

you need to get over it.

- No, that drawing was immature,

but that's not why
I asked you to stay.

- Oh, I think I
know what you need.

- No, no, no.

Not now, anyway.

What are you girls
doing with Agnis?

- We're turning her into a Pi.

- Yeah, I see that, but why?

- What, we can't
do something nice

for fellow RFU Wolf?

And I thought you were
one for school spirit.

- It's not exactly your MO.

- Well, we're not up
to anything, I swear.

- That's good 'cause Agnis has
a good future ahead of her.

- Oh, it's Angie now.

- You changed her name?

- That was all her idea.

- Right.

- Enough about her.

When do we get to play?

- Well, tonight is the
big Pi party, right?

- Yeah, you wanna come?

- No, but,
I could maybe meet you

in the basement downstairs.

- Oh, you want to get
tied up again, don't you?

- Maybe you can wear that
new Halloween costume,

everyone says it
looks so hot on you.

- Think I can arrange that.

I gotta go get ready.

- Okay.

I'll be by after I pick
up my son from soccer.

- So, you think
Cedric's gonna be there?

- Of course he is, the way
it was with you last time.

They're predictable.

They come every time.

- Right.

Oh, well, if it isn't
Professor Candy Cane.

Oh, don't worry, your
secret's safe with me.

- Just so you know,

I don't want to miss
too much of the party

screwing in the basement, so
if you could come around 10,

that'd be great, thanks.

- Victoria.

- Hmm?

- I'll text you
when I get there.

- Bye, Jeff.

- Don't hold back.

Let go of Agnis.

You can do this.

- Where are you going?

- One of us.

One of us!

One of us!

- Relax, it's just us.

- Glad you came.

- What are you doing,
she's not a Pi.

- Relax, it's just
a mask for a party.

- It's our Pi's tradition.

- It's okay, I don't
have to wear it.

- No, you do, actually.

She'll pledge when it's time.

- I don't get what they see in
you, but they vouch for you.

So, you get to pledge.

- How are we supposed
to drink through these?

- We're not drinking tonight.

- Where's my favorite gay boy?

- I saw him working
over some other guy

in the other room.

- Let's go find him.

- Wait, what are we doing?

- Oh, don't worry,
you're gonna love it.

- There's our favorite boy toy.

- Oh, hi ladies.

- What are you wearing?

- Oh, do you like it?

I'm an honorary Pi.

- Sweet cherry pie.

- Oh, no, no, no.

This slice is reserved
for a little pre-med hunk.

- Lucky boy.
- Mm.

That he is.

Who's the new girl?

- Don't take your mask off.

What?

She wants to pledge, right?

So, I'm gonna
treat her like one.

- Sorry.

- I'm sorry, sister.

Don't just nod, say it.

- Jade, seriously,
that's enough.

- I'm sorry, sister.

- And this is why
I'm not in a frat.

- Oh, please, I've seen
you in plenty of frats.

- Okay, fine.

You got me.

I have commitment issues.

- So, do you have our candy?

- Oh yes, yes, of course.

You must be gone.

I don't mix business
with pleasure.

Are you ready?

- Mm-hm.

Do I swallow?

- If you're anything
like me you do.

But with this, just let
it melt in your mouth.

- Let's go!

- Don't worry, no
need to thank me!

Bitches.

- All right, man.

Let's get some Pi.

What's wrong with you?

- Man, I'm sick of these
fucking Pis.

- It's that
Stephanie chick, isn't it?

- No, fuck her, too.

- Dude, she's just
playing the role as a Pi.

Yo, I'll get Victoria
away from her.

She'll be fine.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

For once, let me
clear the way for you.

- All right.

- All right?
- Yeah.

Let's go.

Go get her.

- Agnis, Agnis, Agnis.

- You wanna be a Pi?

- Oh, what's the matter, Angie?

- Haver you seen Courtney?

- Please, just leave me alone!

- What's wrong with her?

- We're just having fun.

- Have you guys seen Courtney?

- Fuck that bitch.
Dance with us.

- One of us, one
of us, one of us, one of us.

One of us, one of us.

- Hey Steph, can I talk to you?

- That's gonna have to wait.

They're fucked up on something.

- Damn it Victoria,
would you pick up?

- Please leave your message.

- Fuck it.

Damn it, Jeff, what are
you even doing here?

Okay.

- That was intense.

- What did you take?

- Some of Josh's candy.

- Well, that's vague.

- So's my memory tonight.

Shit, I gotta go.

- Where could you
possibly have to go?

- I have some extra credit
with, for Professor Milbern.

- Like we all don't
know you're blowing him.

- Hey, we're not
gonna say anything.

- It was pretty obvious.

- Where do you
think you're going?

- Oh, I didn't think
you were coming.

- Sorry I'm tardy, Professor.

- You know something?

This would have
been a lot hotter

if you'd have kept your promise.

- What'd I do wrong?

- Well, remember you
were suppose to wear

your new, sexy costume.

- Could go change into
it and make it up to you.

- Oh, now that's my girl.

Oh, what are you doing?

- I just want to make sure
you don't go anywhere.

- I don't think

this is such a good-
- Don't worry.

I'll change and come right back.

- Oh, what if somebody
comes down here?

Oh boy.

Courtney?

If Victoria put you up to
this, I'm not laughing.

- I am not that bitch, Courtney.

- Amber is that,
what are you doing?

Is that a chainsaw?

- Professor Milbern,

taking advantage
of your students-

- I'm not taking
advantage of any-

- Nah, nah, dah, dah.

It's a shame you're such a pig,

because I actually kind
of enjoyed your class.

- I'm not taking
advantage of anybody.

I don't know where you
get your information-

- Now is not the time
for a lecture, Professor.

- Amber, what are
you doing? Hey.

What the fuck Amber, come on!

Amber, come on!

Amber.

- Ooh, okay.

I'm sorry.

Now is not a good time
to be laughing, is it?

- Amber, please.

It's time that I teach
you a lesson, Professor.

- Please Amber, don't!

- Professor, try
to have some balls.

No! God, no!

- You guys hear that?

- I don't hear anything but
this party starting to die.

- Well, it sounds like
a chainsaw or something.

- That's probably Daisy
using the vibrator.

That thing should be
considered a power tool.

- Wanna get out of
here and get some air?

- Yeah, I'd like that.

- I'd like that.

- Are you ready, Professor?

Jeff, are you in here?

Okay, fuck you too.

I'm going back to the party.

- It's nice out.

- Yeah, it is.

Though, I'm surprised you're
not seeing UFOs out there.

- UFOs?

- Yeah, with all that
shit Josh sells you Pis?

- What, like you don't party?

- I do my fair share, mostly
booze and pot, though.

- I suppose we do kind
of get out of hand.

- Yeah, you gotta have
some fun, sometimes, huh?

- Yeah.

- Oh fuck, disgusting.
- Oh man.

- I think I've had
enough fresh air.

- Looks like the Pi is
officially dead, huh?

- What are you, a mortician?

- What's with the outfit change?

- Turns out nothing.

Can't find my professor.

- That's weird.

Angie's been missing all night.

You don't think the two of them?

- Oh please, she probably
ran home after doing acid.

- You never know, she could be

making it to your sweet
professor right now.

- Don't listen to her.

Angie will get hers
tomorrow night.

- What do you got planned?

- We're going to bring her
to the Pis with a bang.

- A gang bang, that is.

- Wait, Agnis wants
to have a gang bang?

- It's always the quiet ones.

- Oh, she has no clue.

We're gonna roofie her.

- You guys are still
going through with that?

- Hell yeah, we are.

- That's horrible, I want
nothing to do with it.

She seemed to really be
coming out of her shell

and you seemed to like her.

- We got them acting skills.

- That's some fucked up shit.

- You got that right.

- You think the Alpha Sigs will
actually go through with it?

- Not this one.
- Not me, either.

Too sloppy.

I bet Bobby's down, though.

- Yeah, he is.

- That is so gross.

I'm glad I got one
of the good ones.

- Speaking of the good ones,

I got me a fine piece of ass

waiting for me, from
earlier, at the house.

I'll see you guys later.

- Yeah, I should
probably get going, too.

- You could stay with me.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Baby, I'll stay with you

tonight. - Yeah!

Oh yeah!

- Oh shit, Steph.

- Oh my God, Angie,
are you okay?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

- Let's get you cleaned up.

- Hey, I'm gonna head home.

I'll see you tonight, yeah?

- Yeah, definitely.

I had a great night.

- Me too.

Hope you feel better.

- Thanks.

- So, what happened last night?

I thought you went home.

- What I should have
known would've happened.

I freaked out and I
ran up here to hide,

and I ended up crying
myself to sleep.

- Oh honey, I think we've
pushed you too fast.

- No, it's my fault.

- This was a perfectly
Agnis thing to do.

I'm just not good enough.

I'm not like you.

- Hey, don't say that.

I didn't fit in
at first, either.

Hell, I still don't think I do.

Sorority life can be tough.

Sometimes, I think it
might even kill you,

but it gets better.

- Thanks for being
so nice to me.

- Hey, you know, the
girls are gonna invite you

to this big party tonight.

Maybe you should sit
this one out, you know,

recoup from last night.
- No, I can't.

I've never had any friends
before and if I don't go,

then they're not
gonna let me pledge.

- What about that Amber girl?

And do you even want
to pledge Omega Pi?

- Amber was nice at first,

but then she got really weird

and I didn't really
want to pledge

but then I see how close all
of you are, and I want that.

- Well, if they give
you any more drugs,

you don't have to take them.

- Oh, hey, what's going on here?

- Oh, Angie had a rough time.
- No, I'm fine, really.

- Great, tonight's a big party.

- Yeah, Steph was
just telling me.

- I hope she didn't
undersell it.

You're going, right?

- Of course.

I wouldn't miss
it for the world.

- That's my girl.

- Well, I have to go,

but I'll see you at the party.

- Yeah, see you tonight.

- What did you tell her?

- Don't worry, I
didn't say anything

about your fucked up plan.

- Better not have, or you
might just take her place.

- Fuck you.

- Hey guys, guys,
the Pis have a pledge

that's gonna let 'em
gang bang her tonight

At the Go Wolf rager.

You gotta go.

- Fuck yeah, always
wanted to get some Pi.

- I heard they're
going to be wearing

those sexy ass
costumes again, too.

Hell yeah.

- All right, tell your brothers.

We need plenty of cream
for this Pi, all right?

- You got it.
- Cool.

- If these sorority
twats want sexy,

I'll give 'em sexy.

Hi, Mother.

May I use your sewing machine?

Why, thank you.

Now, to decide what
materials to use.

Oops!

Sorry, Professor.

Something's missing.

I'm gonna need a mask.

No, not you.

I have something
special planned for you.

Must be destiny.

What? Don't judge me.

She's a whore just
like the rest of 'em.

Professor Milbern?

I'm here.

Are we playing hide and seek?

I've got a cheer
for you, Professor.

Give me a D.

Give me an I.

Give me a C.

Give me a K.

What's that spell?

- Slut.

- No, it spells dick.

- Well, it's a good
thing you are so pretty

because you are dumb as fuck.

- The fuck is this?
- Seriously.

- Thank God for the calvary.

- This is the Wolf rager?

Seriously lean, guys.

- Hey, everyone's too
afraid to come out

after that Lambda
guy got killed.

- Somebody was killed on campus?

How come we don't
know about that?

- Because nobody gives a
fuck about stoner Lambdas.

- Yeah, they found the dean
dead in a storage closet, too.

- Yeah, plus a few
people are going missing.

It's fucked. - That's terrible.

- Well, I'm not gonna let
a couple of dead nobodies

ruin the biggest
party of my life.

- That's talking like a Pi.

Where are the shots, boys?

Let's get this party started.

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Lead the way.

- You know your friends
are warped, right?

- Yeah, but maybe with
the fail of a party,

so will their plans for Angie.

- We weren't actually
gonna let that happen.

- Do you promise?

- I swear.

But in the process, let's
try and have a good night.

- Sounds like a
perfect night to me.

- My man, to a good night.

- Cheers.

- Woo!

- Hey, look at you.

- Hi.

Yeah, I thought I'd say goodbye

to the old Agnis
once and for all.

- Well, as long as you're
happy, that's really great.

- Why wouldn't I be happy?

You know, I thought there'd
be more people here.

- Well, maybe
it's a good thing there's not.

- Really?

- Yeah, come
hang with Vargas and me.

- Oh look, the guest
of honor's arrived.

- Damn, she looks fine, though.

Good for her this party sucks.

- Yeah well, it doesn't
matter how many guys are here

if little Miss
Guilt-trip, over there,

talks her into leaving.

- Steph'll bitch
out, but she's a Pi.

She'll keep her mouth shut.

- She better, took a lot of
effort to get this going.

- Agnis, you want a drink?

- It's Angie now, remember?

- Right, sorry.

- It's okay.

I'll have whatever

you're having. - Angie!

I'm so glad you made it.

We have something
planned for you tonight.

- Really? What?

- It's a surprise,

after which you'll be a
full-fledged Omega Pi.

- Oh my God, thank you.

Oh, I've never
belonged anywhere.

- Congrats, Angie.

- Come on, let's dance.

- Hold on a second.

I'll see you guys later.

That cheerleader's looking
too good to pass up.

- Make sure you come
up for some air, slut.

- What, what does that mean?

- You're kidding, right?

- Jade's a lesbian, she's gonna-

- She's gonna eat it out.

- Do I get to see your face?

I get it.

You're nervous.

Oh, you're not nervous.

- Look at me, you fucking slut.

- So you can talk.

- Hey brother,

I think you should get
some alone time with Steph.

- Ah, I can't man, I told
her I'd look after Agnis.

- I'll make sure
nothing happens to her.

- I don't think
she'll go for that.

- We're a team.

If you can't trust me,
who're you gonna trust?

Besides, I plan on keeping
Victoria plenty busy.

- Yeah, all right.

But, look out for that bitch.

She's pure evil, man.

- I got you.

- Double up on the condoms too,

no telling what she's got.

- Let's go for a walk?

- What about Angie?

- Cedric will look after her.

She'll be fine.

- Okay.

A little alone
time would be nice.

Hey Angie, be right back, okay?

- Okay.

- You look like you
could use a drink.

- Thanks.

I'm having a really great time.

Thank you for being
so nice to me.

- Now you're ready
to become a Pi?

- Yeah.

- Great, meet us
upstairs in Bobby's room,

first door on the left.

- You're not gonna, like,

make me fuck a sheep
or something, are you?

- Honey, that's
only in frat legend.

Don't worry, it's
nothing you can't handle.

- Okay.

- I hope that bitch
gets pregnant.

- Yo, yo, yo, you up
for doing a funnel?

- No, it's all good, bro.
- Come on.

- I'm good, I'm good.

- You?

- You're fucking
kidding me, right?

- What?

- Anyway, I need you to gather
your pathetic frat brothers

and meet Agnis and I in
your room in an hour.

I'm going to initiate her.

- Shit, I'm in, but I'm
first, it's my room.

Greg's in for sloppy
seconds, right, Greg?

- Whatever, I don't care.

Just bring as many
guys as you can.

- You got it.

But, first things first.

Pledge!

I got it.

- What?

- He's gonna blow.

- I don't have time for
this, I'm gonna go find Josh.

- Either wait or use the sink.

- Fuckin' frat pig.

It's occupied.

- So, what are you doing here,

part of a sorority that you
have nothing in common with?

- Well, what does
anybody do here?

- Well, most people I know,

they're either just
here for the frat life,

or to play sports.

- Well, I'm a psychology major

and the parties are just a perk.

What about you?

- Technically I'm
a business major,

but mostly just
here for football.

- Really, that's it?

- That's it.

Well, that and making out
with beautiful sorority girls.

- Really?

- Particularly Psych majors.

- You killed her!

Steph.

Please.

- I drank too much.

- No, stay awake.

Don't be an Agnis.

- Don't be an Agnis.

- Don't be an Agnis.

- Where the hell is everybody?

- Hey, that's quite the
outfit you got there.

I like a girl who's not
afraid to show a little skin.

- I'm glad you like it.

- If looks could kill,
I would be in trouble.

- Oh, I'd say you're
already in trouble.

- No, no!

- Cedric, Cedric!

- Well, I guess that gives
new meaning to the phrase

swallow my pride.

- Fuck, let me up,
let me up, let me up!

I don't like!

- Hey, Angie.

Poor Agnis.

All you ever wanted was friends.

Well tonight, you'll
have plenty of friends.

Oh, and I know
how upset you were

that you didn't remember
your first time,

but with this video online,

you'll never be
able to forget this.

- I am way too
high for this shit.

I just wanted to fucking
have bathroom sex

and this is what
fucking happens.

- Showtime.

Hope you guys are ready
to wreck this bitch.

- What the fuck are you doing?

Let me go.

- All right.

Let's just skip the begging

and the, "Why are
you doing this,

why is this
happening to me?" BS,

because I am not
gonna let you go.

So, if at any point you
do feel the need to beg,

just try to be interesting.

Oh, I really wouldn't
bother with that.

See, I got kind of into bondage

and it turns out I am
pretty good at tying knots.

- Who are you?

I knew you were crazy

but this is a whole
'nother fucking level.

- Hey now, that's not
gonna help your case

if you do decide to
beg at any point.

We are ready.

- What? No, you can't.

- Oh see, yes I can.

You're tied up.

Now, this might hurt a bit.

- No, it was just a joke.

We weren't actually
going to do anything.

Please! Please!

Please!

- Oh, it's stuck.

- Please don't, I'm sorry.

- This might hurt a bit.

Help me.

- Agnis.

- My name is Angie!

- After everything
I have done for you,

you would try to kill me?

- Dear God,

I swear that if you
let me live tonight,

I will go clean.

Maybe.

- Oh my God, oh my God, Vargas!

Wake up, please.

Wake up, wake up, wake up.

- Are you okay?

- Am I okay?

You have a flagpole
coming out of your chest.

- Oh fuck, I forgot about that.

You gotta pull it out.

- No, no, then you'll
bleed even more.

- There's a gun in the bar

under the sink cabinet.

You gotta get it.

- Why do you have a gun?

- Just get it, it
doesn't matter.

- Okay.
- The safety.

Turn it off. - Okay, okay.

- Go!
- Okay, okay!

- 911, what's the emergency?

- Someone
just stabbed my boyfriend.

We're at the Alpha Sigma house,

there's a whole bunch
dead students everywhere,

please send somebody!

- How you chose them over me,

after everything I
have done for you.

- We hung out one time!

Help! Somebody, please!

- I don't know what
I ever did to you.

I was ready to forgive
you for everything,

and then you had to go-

- Shit.

Are you okay?

- I just hurt my ankle.

What is wrong with her?

- Tell you after I
finish my psych classes.

Go wait for them
on the front porch.

Tell them to send a
paramedic to the back.

Vargas is hurt bad.

- Okay.

Hey, Steph?

Thanks for saving my life.

- What are friends for?

- What's wrong?

- God, you asshole, I
thought you were dead.

- You can't get rid
of me that easy.

I heard gunshots.

- I got her.

- I thought we weren't
supposed to take it out.

- Extenuating circumstances.

- The ambulance is
on its way, okay?

Gonna take good care of him.

- Hey man, my
girlfriend's a hero.

I'm sure she is.

- Your girlfriend, huh?

- Yeah, unless I
don't meet Omega Pi standards.

- To hell with Omega Pi.

- I'll take you around the side,

you'll be right there with him.

- And I woke up and
she was stabbing her

and she was dead and there
was blood everywhere.

I ran down the hallway
and I ran downstairs

and I slipped on some blood,

and she attacked me.

And that's when Stephanie,

she got a gun from
somewhere and she shot her.

She just... She shot her?

- Unloaded the
entire gun, and shot her.

She saved my life.

- Are you a real
cop or a fake cop?

- It's okay, Josh.

Come on over.

- Okay, so I'm, like,
really, really high right now

but I swear to God
I just witnessed

someone murder my boyfriend.

Well, he's not
really my boyfriend,

we were just fooling around
and he has a really big dick,

but I was, like, really,
really too funny to die

and I'm too pretty to die.

Do you role play?

- We'll have to talk about that

when we get to the station,
Josh, but it's okay.

Come on over.

I'll give you a ride back,

Angie's gonna come with us.

- I bet she's
still in there, though.

Can you protect me?

Okay, okay.