Aussie & Ted's Great Adventure (2009) - full transcript

Aussie, a lovable Australian mutt, embarks on a mission to return his young owner's missing Teddy Bear.

- Look at her.

Just look at her.

This is Laney,

my little Princess.

Let me tell you something, mate.

Our friendship

means everything to me.

We have a special bond.

I'd do anything for Laney,

and I mean anything.

Don't believe me?

Wait till you hear

the incredible story

I'm about to tell you.

Then you'll understand.

- ♪ walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your mind roll on

♪ walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your mind roll on

♪ everybody's talkin'

'bout a new way of walkin' ♪

♪ do you want to lose

your mind? ♪

♪ Walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your mind roll on

♪ walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your hair

hang down ♪

♪ walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your hair

hang down ♪

♪ everybody's talkin'

'bout a new way of walkin' ♪

♪ do you want to lose

your mind? ♪

♪ Walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your hair

hang down ♪

♪ Walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your mind roll on

♪ walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your mind roll on

♪ everybody's talkin'

'bout a new way of walkin' ♪

♪ do you want to lose

your mind? ♪

♪ Walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your mind roll on

♪ walk right in

♪ sit right down

♪ baby, let your mind roll on

- See that woman there?

Her name's Mei Mei.

This whole story begins

on the day she came

to visit our house.

That there's my dad.

He's always clacking away

on that old machine of his.

He says it's more organic

than a computer,

whatever that means.

Now, you see that box

Mei Mei's carrying?

I knew what was inside.

What I didn't know

was that it would end up

changing my whole life around.

- One second, coming.

Mei Mei, hi, how are you?

Come on inside.

- Thank you, Michael.

I would like to stay and visit,

but I need to get back

to the store.

I just wanted to make sure

you got this today.

- Wow, this--incredible,

so very kind of you.

Thank you.

I don't even know what to say.

- This gift will bring

your family much light.

- I'm sure it will,

and Laney will love it.

Bye-bye.

Watch those steps.

- Dad was very happy

when Mei Mei gave him the box,

but he got very sad

when he read that letter.

- Ohhhhmmm...

Ahhhhhh.

- This here's my mom.

She always makes these noises

when she wants to relax.

Noises and relaxation?

That's like chalk and cheese

if you ask me.

Oh, "chalk and cheese"

is Australian talk

for "doesn't go together."

You know, like spinach

and chocolate syrup.

- Ohhmmmmmm.

Hi, honey.

- Hey, I just want

to let you know

that Laney's gift arrived,

and Mei Mei is emphatic

that Laney's gonna love it.

- Ohhmmmm.

So what's wrong?

Well, I finally heard

from silverman.

Um, they're not looking

at any new projects.

They won't even read

my synopsis.

Apparently,

the middle-grade book market

is saturated...

Or something.

- Well,

that's just great timing.

Our landlady just informed me

she's selling our house.

- What?

- Yep.

In two weeks,

we either buy the place

or move out.

- Two weeks?

We can't afford

to buy this place right now.

- Yeah, tell me about it.

My stress level's

off the charts right now.

I mean, why do you think

I'm meditating?

Ooohhhmmmm.

Oh, i--

I have a showing this afternoon.

Can you pick the kids up

from school?

- Sure, no problem.

I've got nothing to do anyway.

The middle-grade book market

is saturated.

- Ooohhmmm.

Love you.

- Love you.

- Love you, love you.

No, worries, mate.

We have plenty of love

around here.

Oh.

- That there's my family.

There's my mom and dad

when they were

on their honeymoon.

And aunt Zelda,

she lives on a farm.

And that there's Laney,

my best girl.

And that's me,

handsome bloke

if I do say so myself.

No, not that one.

That's Eric, Laney's brother.

Over here...

Yep, mates, it's me, aussie.

Now, I admit I do look different

from the rest of the family.

I walk on all fours,

and I lift my leg up to wee,

but they don't care about that.

They love me and talk to me

like I was one of them.

Laney's my best friend.

She really loves me.

But the day this box arrived,

I got worried.

I had a feeling

that Laney would love

what's inside the box.

I knew it from the first time

I saw it.

If I would have known

what was inside that store,

maybe I would have kept walking,

but something called out to me.

My doggie senses were curious.

- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, don't drink out

of Mei Mei's toilet.

- Oh, hi.

- Hello, Mei Mei.

- Michael Brooks,

ay-yah, it's been so long.

What a nice surprise.

- It's so good to see you,

Mei Mei.

Wow, this store brings back

so many memories.

- Michael, what's wrong?

I sense some tension.

Well, I never could

hide anything from you, could I?

- Come, tell me everything.

I just made some tea.

There's something strange

about this place,

good strange,

not bad strange.

What am I sensing?

What am I looking for?

Why am I talking to myself?

- ♪ By the light

of the silvery moon ♪

- Hello, hello, hello.

I've never seen a bird

like you before.

- ♪ I want to spoon

- you might want to see

a vet about that.

It sounds pretty serious.

- Hmph, everybody's a critic.

- So, you know, it is true,

I guess, what they say.

Life is like a roller coaster,

and right now,

we're pretty much

in a free fall.

- Yes, I sense that.

Michael, there is something

you must know.

You cannot prevent

the birds of sorrow

from flying over your head,

but you can prevent them

from building nests

in your hair.

- Just as long as

they don't lay any eggs.

I used to love--love--

when my aunt Zelda brought me

down here as a kid.

Everything just seemed

so mysterious and magical.

- Ah, yes, I remember.

Michael, I have something

very special for Laney.

I will show you.

- Crikey, it's glowing.

- She talks weird,

but I like her.

- Wow...a Teddy bear.

- A very special Teddy bear,

one of a kind.

Laney will Cherish it.

It is my gift to you.

- Oh, no, Mei Mei,

i--

- I want to.

The act of giving brings light,

the kind of light

that lasts for all eternity.

- Well, that is

very, very kind of you,

and I'm sure that Laney

will absolutely love it.

- That's how I knew

what was in this box,

and that lady was really right.

This was not

your average Teddy bear.

- Uh, try again.

You have 11 questions left.

- Okay, is it bigger

than a bread box?

- Well, now,

that all depends

on what size bread box

we're talking about.

- You know, a bread box,

like the one we have at home...

That we never use.

Okay, well, then, yes.

It is bigger than a bread box,

like the one we have at home

that we never use, smarty pants.

- Why do I have to listen

to 20 dumb questions?

- Hey, chill out, Eric, okay?

You do have one day of school

left before winter break.

Now, why don't you listen

to your music?

- It's out of batteries.

- And whose fault

would that be?

- Mm, and do you think

I'm gonna like it?

- You already asked that.

- Of course

you're gonna like it...

I think...

I hope.

I know that Eric's

definitely gonna like his.

- It's too late.

Report card presents rock.

- Yeah, they rock.

- Well,

your guys' grades rocked,

so you guys deserve

a reward, right?

- Yeah, we do.

- Huh?

- Yeah, get there.

- Whoo.

- Oh, there she is,

my dream dog.

I wish I knew her name.

If only I wasn't so shy

around her.

My tongue gets all tied up

like a shoelace

whenever she's around.

- Come on, aussie,

let's go.

- Eric, you open yours first.

- Okay.

Oh-ho-ho, yeah, all right.

Thank you, guys.

This is awesome.

- You got it, kiddo.

- Ooh, that's

one fierce-looking dragon.

Laney, why don't you open yours,

sweetheart?

- Oh, wow, he's so cute.

- I don't know why

I feel so worried.

She won't love the bear

more than she loves me.

How could she?

It's just

a silly stuffed animal.

It doesn't drool or scratch

or sniff butts or anything.

- Mmm.

- We were hoping you'd like him.

- He's adorable.

- Hold on, now.

He's not that adorable.

She's looking

at that stuffed piece of fluff

like she loves it already.

Oh, no.

But what about me?

You still love me, right?

- I love him.

- Arrgh.

She didn't even notice

that I left the room.

Hello, did anybody notice

that I left the room?

I don't think so.

This is so depressing.

I shouldn't deny my feelings.

I feel angry,

and it's all right.

I just need to find a way

to express myself.

Hmm, I'll get their attention.

This little trick never fails.

- Aussie.

Bad dog, bad.

- Guess I need a new way

to express myself.

- ♪ Some people say

that love is forever ♪

♪ so why has our love

not lasted so long ♪

♪ I look in your eyes,

and all of the light has gone ♪

♪ oh-oh-ooh

♪ so now I'm dreaming of you

as I play ♪

♪ this little love song

♪ some people say

I shouldn't feel jealous ♪

♪ but how can I just let go

of your love? ♪

♪ I feel that we've lost

that magic that we once knew ♪

♪ ooh-ooh-oooh

- here's a treat, boy.

- ♪ And now I'm dreaming of you

as I play ♪

- Good boy.

- ♪ This little love song

- not him too.

- ♪ Oh, yeah,

I'm dreaming of you as I play ♪

♪ this little love song

- Laney used to show me off

to her friends.

Now all she thinks about

is that stinky Teddy bear.

- No way.

He glows?

That's awesome.

How do you turn him on?

- He doesn't have an on button.

- So how do you get him

to talk?

- He doesn't talk, really.

It's more like

I can hear his thoughts,

but he only glows

when he's really happy.

I don't really know

how it works.

It's just magic.

- Magic?

No offense, Laney,

but it looks like

a plain old Teddy bear to me.

- But he's so cute.

- No, not cute.

That other girl is right.

He's just plain, dumb,

old Teddy bear,

so why is Laney

so in love with him?

Why?

Oh, I think I like the view

over here better.

Hello, gorgeous.

Oh, no, not you two.

- I was just wondering how long

you plan on suffering like this,

aussie boy.

- Don't listen to him.

Look at the bright side.

She still lets you sleep

in her bed.

- Bright side, my butt.

Look, she used to snuggle

with you, right?

Now she snuggles

with that dumb stuffed animal,

and here you are

at the foot of the bed.

- Leave me alone.

I'd rather live in denial.

- Oh, don't listen to him,

aussie.

He's a total numbskull.

- I know how you can make some

changes around here, aussie boy,

set things right,

know what I mean, mate?

- What kind of changes?

- Don't listen to him, aussie.

- Well, let's just say

this is a perfect time

to make this new roommate,

shall we say, disappear?

- You mean hide him from Laney?

- I'm glad you realize

how ridiculous

and absurd this idea is.

- I think it's brilliant.

- Brilliant!

- What?

- Okay, you guys,

over and out.

You really can't smell that?

- Honestly, honey, I don't.

- Ugh, I washed the carpet,

like, six times already,

and it still reeks.

Why can't he potty outside

like a normal dog?

You know,

bringing that orphan mutt home

from Australia, not one

of your brightest ideas, Mike.

- Honey,

you know you love him.

- Of course I do.

I would love him more

if he wore a diaper, though.

- Hello.

- Hi, Michael.

It's aunt Zelda.

- Oh, well, hi, aunt Zelda.

It's so good to talk to you

and so bright and early

in the day.

- Well, you know me:

Up with the roosters.

Got to get up

at the crack of dawn,

lots of stuff to do here

on the farm.

- I don't doubt that.

- So, uh, get this:

I'm leaving in a couple of weeks

for the vacation

of a lifetime, right,

a dream cruise around the world,

everything

I've always dreamed of,

but yesterday, my farm sitter

up and decides to quit,

so I've got nobody

to look after the animals.

- Oh, no.

What are you gonna do?

- Well, i--

I thought I'd ask you city folk.

Do you know anyone

who might want to come up here?

I mean, i'd--I'd ask you guys,

but I know Amelia.

- I can't wait

till winter break.

I hate alarm clocks.

- I will ask around

and see what I can find out.

- I'm willing to pay

five grand a month

for the two months I'm gone

plus all the fresh eggs

you can eat.

- Well, that should definitely

open up some possibilities.

I will ask around,

and then I'll get back to you.

- Oh, got to go.

The goats ripped up

my rhubarb again.

- Your what?

- Rhubarb, rhubarb,

right next to the pepper patch.

We'll talk later.

- Aussie, have you seen my bear?

- Oh, no, don't ask me.

Bear...what bear?

- I want to put

the syrup on myself.

- Okay, don't drown them.

Laney.

- Hey,

why can't we be farm sitters?

- You know,

that's not a half-bad idea.

- Are you nuts?

- Well, think about it, honey.

We have to be out of here soon.

The kids are gonna be

on winter break.

We save on rent.

We make a few bucks,

and at least we'll have a minute

to sort of make a plan.

- I know nothing

about running a farm,

except that there

are lots of animals,

and it smells bad.

Laney, you're going to be late.

- That went well.

Ugh.

- Laney.

Honey, what are you doing?

- I can't find Ted.

- Your bear?

You lost him already?

- I didn't lose him.

He slept right next to me

last night.

Then this morning,

he was gone.

- Well, did you check

under the bed?

- I checked everywhere.

Why would he go away?

He was in such a good mood

last night.

- What do you mean,

"he was in a good mood"?

- He was glowing.

I could hear his thoughts.

He was really happy.

- He was glowing,

and you could hear his thoughts?

Are you feeling all right,

honey?

- I want Ted.

- All right, well,

I'll look for him today

while you're at school.

Now, come on, let's go.

You're gonna be late.

- Poor Laney.

I'm starting to feel

a little guilty about all this.

Oh, well, she'll get over it.

- Oh, no, not that noise.

I hate

that vacuum cleaner noise.

The vacuum cleaner...

Oh, no.

Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, too late.

Great hiding place, aussie.

- Do you really glow, bear?

Bear...glow...

Glowing bear...Bear...

Bear, glow...

Glowing...

Bear, glow, glowing bear,

bear, glowing,

he-yaaa, glowing, glow...

Glow...

Hi.

- All right, mom's leaving,

finally.

Now's my chance to take care

of this once and for all, right.

Love at first sight?

I'll show you

love at first bite.

They won't find you this time.

I'm a genius.

Nobody will ever find him here.

- Look at that.

You're making her miserable.

You're her best friend.

- She used to be

your best friend.

She turned her back on you,

aussie.

- I do feel a little guilty.

- Guilty?

- You feel guilty,

because you love her.

Go get the bear,

and bring it to Laney.

- I agree.

- For real?

- Yeah, feeling guilty

is a waste of time.

- Laney, baby,

brushy, brushy, brushy.

Come on, sweetie.

What's that matter, sweetheart?

- I miss Ted.

- I know, but you've got

at least 30 more stuffed animals

in your closet,

and a few of those

are Teddy bears too.

- They're not the same.

I could see his glow

and hear his thoughts.

He was really special.

- Well, don't give up so easily,

all right?

We might still find him, okay?

In the meantime,

you still have to

brush your teeth, okay?

Let's turn that frown

into a happy face.

I couldn't sleep a wink

that night

thinking about how sad

I'd made my best friend.

That morning,

as I watched Laney sleeping,

i knew it was time

to do the right thing.

I decided to bring

the bear back.

Wait a sec.

Where is he?

No, he's gone.

I'm doomed.

Hang on, I know this smell.

It's that man

who cleans the yard

and his truck.

But how am I supposed

to find him?

I'm not a bloodhound.

My sense of smell

is sort of limited.

This way.

No, that way.

No, uhh...

Yes, this way.

- They said it all comes down

to our collateral,

and we just do not have enough

to buy this place right now.

You know the drill, honey.

- Mm-hmm.

- Aunt Zelda called again

this morning.

I really think we should move

to the farm.

We don't have a whole lot

of other options right now.

- Well, I guess I could use

a break from real estate,

but only if you promise

to take care of the animals.

- I promise I will take care

of the animals.

- Okay.

- Okay.

It will be an adventure.

- Okay.

tio.

- Hey, how are you doing,

mija?

Good to see you.

I'll be inside, huh?

- Oh, yeah, I smell the bear,

and...Birthday cake?

All: ♪

Por ser El dia

de tu santo

Te las cantamos a ti

- Come on,

blow out the candles.

Blow them out.

All right,

time to open up the presents.

Come on, come on,

A los regalos.

- Oh, yeah,

am I good or what?

Maybe I'm half bloodhound

after all.

Right, ah.

I know you're

in there somewhere.

I can smell you.

- Oooh.

- Yeah, all right.

- Yeah, that's cool, yeah.

- Those kids...

I'll bet those kids have him.

- Come on, hit it.

You got it. You got it.

Here, hit it.

Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.

- Hello, hello, hello.

I'm a regular Sherlock bones,

I am.

- There it goes.

- You got it. You got it.

Here, hit it.

Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.

Come on.

Hit it.

Get it.

Come on. Come on.

That's it, mate.

I'm taking you home.

No more looking

at Laney's sad face.

No more feeling guilty.

I should be happy

that she loves you.

Love is a good thing.

Uh-oh, it's Rufus,

better not get too close.

His favorite hobby

is making my life miserable.

Hello, hello, hello.

What's with the glow?

- I glow when I feel love.

- You can talk?

- It's more like you can hear

my thoughts and feelings.

- Wait,

you glow when you feel loved?

- Don't you?

Everybody does.

- Uh, not unless

you're radioactive.

- Don't you ever get

that warm, happy feeling inside

when Laney hugs you?

That's your glow.

The only difference

between you and me

is that I show my glow.

- I hate to break it

to you, mate,

but that's not

the only difference

between you and me.

- Rufus, go get it.

- Oh, no, he saw us.

Let's get out of here.

- Give me that.

- Please, Rufus,

give me back my bear.

- Oh, look,

it's the runt who talks weird.

Why should I give it to you?

- It belongs

to a very special little girl.

I made a silly mistake,

and I took it away from her.

Please, can I have it back?

- Okay, sure,

say please three times.

- Please, please, please.

Now, can I have it?

- Not yet.

Do a little dance first.

- Sucker.

- Hey, wait, wait.

- No way can I catch up

with Rufus,

and even if I do,

he'll chew my butt off.

I'm doomed...Again.

- Uh-huh.

Okay.

Yeah, uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.

- Uck, he's dirty.

Where'd you find him, Rufus?

- Uh-huh, okay.

- Can we wash this?

- Let me see, uh...

Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,

I clean, I clean.

- Oh, no, it's closed.

There you are.

Don't worry, mate.

I'll be back for you.

- Ooooh, my nose is froze,

and so are my toes.

- And so is your brain.

This is crazy, mate.

Why sleep outside?

Home is just around the corner.

- I can't go home

without the bear.

I don't want to see

Laney sad anymore.

- Well, I don't know about you,

but I'm going where it's warm.

- Aussie.

Aussie, come here, boy.

- Aussie.

- Come here.

- Aussie.

He's gone.

Why does everything I love

keep disappearing?

- Well, don't look at me.

I didn't do anything.

- Guys,

I couldn't find aussie anywhere,

and I drove around

the neighborhood

a whole bunch of times.

I'm sorry.

- She thinks that I hid

her Teddy bear,

and now it's my fault

that aussie's gone.

- I didn't say that.

- Hey, hey, hey,

it's nobody's fault, okay?

Okay?

- Okay.

- Here's an idea.

What if--

what if somehow Ted got lost,

and aussie's out there right now

searching the big city

on a mission to bring him home

so you can smile again?

- That sounds like

one of your kid stories, dad.

- Yeah, dad.

That's a weird idea.

- Sometimes those

are the best ones.

- Well, not that one.

- Hmm.

Jeez.

All right, let's go inside

and print up some flyers.

How about that?

- Now, that's a good idea.

- Yeah, that would be good.

- You guys are a tough crowd.

- Good morning, my beautiful

pomeranian Princess.

Well, it's now or never, mate.

- Hello, I've seen you

around here before, haven't I?

What's your name?

- Uh, I'm aussie, like,

from down under...Australia.

- Right, aussie.

I'm cricket.

Pleased to meet you.

I saw you running really fast

down the street yesterday.

Were you exercising?

- Uh, not exactly.

You see, I'm on a mission.

- A mission?

Ooh, sounds important.

- Yeah, it is.

See, somebody took away

my human's Teddy bear,

and she's really broken up

about it.

I'm going to find the bear

and bring him back home to her.

- Wow, what kind of evil,

mean-spirited, selfish,

heartless creature

would take a Teddy bear away

from a sweet,

little human girl?

- Well, uh, that's a...

A great question.

- It's very noble of you

trying to help your human.

- You sure are pretty.

I like you, aussie.

You're special.

- Well, I'd love

to stay here and chat,

but I'm on a mission.

It's really nice

meeting you, cricket.

G'day.

- Oh, Rufus,

what a pleasant surprise.

- You shouldn't be

wasting your time

with a puny pipsqueak

like him, cricket.

- Ugh, Rufus.

There you are.

- Oh, hello, aussie.

Whoa, whoa, whoooa.

- Crikey, mate.

You're making me dizzy.

- Ooooh, whoa, whoooa.

- Hang in there, mate,

no worries.

Aha.

Ahh.

- Hey, dad

where's the bear?

- By the machines.

- Hmm, nice.

All right, Teddy bear,

let's go fishing.

- Wait, come back.

Ted, I'm coming.

- You stay here.

I'll be right back.

- Okay, dad.

- Aw, what a cute dog.

- It's probably a stray.

- Mm? Huh?

- ♪ Maybe I'm crazy

♪ maybe I'm flying high

on a cloud ♪

♪ thinking about you

keeps me awake all night ♪

- Uh-oh.

- ♪ My love

- Here, take this.

You'll be in charge

of the net today.

I'll get the Poles

and the tackle box.

- Okay, dad.

Hey, you think the fish

will be biting today?

- I got to figure out

how to rescue Ted.

Think, aussie.

They're not taking them out

on that thing, are they?

Uh-oh, I'm locked out.

I'll have to keep an eye on them

from here, I guess.

Mm, this sand's pretty soft.

Ahhhh.

I like you, aussie.

You're special.

- Cricket, oooh, cricket.

- Oh, aussie.

- I love you, cricket.

- I love

you,

aussie.

- Cricket!

- Aussie!

- Huh?

- Wow.

- Hey, you got one.

Now, just pull back evenly.

That's it. That's it.

Whoa!

- Ted!

Now what am I gonna do?

- Yes, I think it's wonderful.

Where do you find

something like this?

- Mm, hungry.

I'm so hungry.

Mm, this is not food.

Mm...

Here, Sushi, Sushi, Sushi.

- Eric, sweetie,

can you give me a hand

with this?

- Laney, honey,

why don't you go out front

and help your brother

hang those flyers?

- I will.

I just got to finish

this note I'm writing

to aussie and Ted

just in case they come back.

- Sweetie, you know aussie

and Ted can't read, right?

- I know.

That's why I also drew

this picture.

"Dear aussie and Ted,

"we had to go

to aunt Zelda's farm.

"We did not forget you.

"I miss you so much.

"Please come home.

Love, Laney."

- I can't believe

I lost him again in the ocean.

He's probably halfway

to Tahiti by now.

I've got to talk to cricket.

Maybe she can help me.

- Hey, cricket,

your legs must hurt.

- Why?

- 'Cause you been runnin'

through my dreams all night.

- Dream on, Rufus.

- I'd better not interrupt them.

- ♪ Start it on the right now,

move to the left ♪

♪ do that dance

♪ don't lose your step

♪ breathe real deep

♪ don't lose your breath

♪ do that dance

♪ ain't leavin' yet

♪ start it on the right now,

move to the left ♪

♪ do that dance

♪ don't lose your step

♪ breathe, breathe,

don't lose your breath ♪

- Justin, I can't take

this music another minute.

It's got to go.

- Oh, man.

- Come on, let's see

what your brother's doing.

Justin, you catch anything?

- Good thing we brought

those steaks, huh?

- Don't laugh, you guys.

I'm going to catch something

real special.

- Yeah, but when?

I want to eat this year.

Be nice to your brother.

- Yeah.

I think I got something.

- Well, what do you know?

I am impressed.

- I think I got something.

- Let's see what you got.

- Should we throw this

on the grill?

- No, give it to me.

- Aren't you getting too old

to play with Teddy bears, Noah?

- Throw it.

- He looks a little dirty, son.

Why don't we go ahead

and put this in the trash?

- No...

- Dad's right.

- I want to dry him out.

- Okay.

- You silly, silly boy.

- Hey, grandpa, check this out.

- You think?

- Noah, we need some more

dropped wood here, son.

- Argh.

Argh!

Why do I have to always be

the one carrying firewood?

- Could be worse.

- Huh?

- Imagine surviving

a shark attack.

Better yet, imagine being hung

on a clothesline to dry.

- Couldn't be.

- Of course,

you could choose to see

the glass half empty

or the glass half full.

I choose half full.

- What the heck?

That's so cool.

- There are no batteries, Noah.

The glow you see is my energy.

- All right, guys, funny trick.

- You just got to get

enough friction.

- Okay, well,

let's get going, then.

There you go.

- It's not a joke, Noah.

I'm glowing because you saved me

from the water.

You showed me love.

Only you can hear me.

Someone is looking for me, Noah.

If you could just sit me

under this tree,

i know he'll find me

and bring me home.

- Is this for real?

- Please,

just leave me under this tree.

- Uhh...uhh...ooooh.

- Oops.

- Are you feeling okay, son?

- Yeah, I'm okay.

- Probably just

too much excitement today.

All right, you know what, guys?

We need to pack up

and take him home.

Oh, baby.

- What are you looking at, Noah?

- This bear.

Dude, he was glowing,

and I could hear

what he was thinking.

Dude, your brain is fried.

- No one will ever believe me

when I tell them about this.

- To believe and to know

are two different things.

What matters most

is that you know the truth

in your heart.

- Let's go, Noah.

- I promise you, sweetheart,

when daddy brings

the moving truck

back to the city,

he'll look for aussie again.

- But what if he comes home,

and we're not there?

He'll think we forgot about him.

- Well, we told the neighbors

to keep their eyes open.

Somebody will find him.

- Hey,

I think I smell my family.

Or maybe it's food I'm smelling.

I'm starving.

Ugh, I wouldn't feed this stuff

to a cat.

- Now, the first stop

is South Africa.

Oh, you can't imagine

how excited I am.

I can't wait to see

the cape of good hope.

- You're gonna have

a great time, aunt Zelda,

and you know what?

You deserve it.

- Oh.

Um, what is this...

I--I've been smelling this odor

ever since we got here.

- Oh, let me

make it easy for you.

It can only be one

of four things:

Chicken poop, horse poop,

cow poop, or bull poop.

- Oh, how lovely.

- I'm just so happy you're here.

You've saved my royal rump,

and the kids

are gonna enjoy it too.

Out here on the farm,

there's nothing but exercise

and plenty of fresh air.

- What do you think

of this place?

- Aussie will like it here

if he ever comes back.

- You'd better not count

on aussie to find his way home.

Face it.

He's not a very smart dog.

- Yes, he is,

and I miss him so much,

and I miss Ted.

- Oh, the glowing Teddy bear,

right?

Pfft.

- He does glow.

You don't even know.

- Oh, food.

I'm starving.

Not too proud to eat leftovers.

Mmm, pepperoni.

- "And Petunia finally made it

back to the pond,

"where she lived

happily ever after.

The end."

So what'd you think?

- It was good, daddy.

I like the part where Petunia

turns into a swan.

Then why the sad face?

- I'll never live

happily ever after.

My two best friends

in the world are missing.

- I know, sweetheart,

but we should never

give up hope, okay?

- Okay.

- Oh, Laney, I miss you.

Pardon me.

Excuse me.

Eh, excuse me, coming through.

Watch the quills.

They're kind of sharp.

Lovely evening.

Ooh, look.

- Huh?

- Hey, aussie,

what's the matter?

You don't say hello anymore?

- Hi, cricket.

- You look like you've been

on some journey.

Did you find that Teddy bear?

- No, I was really close,

but I lost him again.

- I saw a lost Teddy bear.

- Oh, hello.

Aussie, that's my neighbor,

recess.

- Recess, did you say

you saw a Teddy bear?

- Weird little bear.

It glowed.

- Yeah, right.

- No, no,

that's the bear I'm looking for.

Where did you see it?

- Why should I tell you?

- Be nice, recess.

I'll give you a bone.

A bone?

Are you for real?

I'm a cat.

- Cats don't care

for bones, aussie.

I'll let you play with my ball.

- The soft, pink one?

- Yes, the soft, pink one.

- Deal.

Okay,

so I went with my family

across that giant bridge

near the ocean--

- hey, I know that bridge.

- There's a place with trees

just over the bridge

down near the shore.

My family likes

to go there sometimes

to kick back and relax,

you know?

Anyway, my human boy

left the Teddy bear there

under one of the trees.

- Huh?

Bully alert.

I'm out of here.

Catch you later, mates.

Still talkin'

to that smelly mutt?

- He's not a smelly mutt.

He's a brave dog on a mission

to make

a little human girl happy.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yes,

he'll find that Teddy bear.

He's a hero.

- Right,

if he's such a hero,

how come he was the one

who took that bear away

from his human

in the first place?

- Ugh, puh-leez.

Rufus, you don't even have

enough brains

to give yourself a headache.

- Ask him yourself.

That hero took the bear away

from his poor, defenseless

human girl.

Told me that himself.

Doesn't seem so brave

and heroic now, does he?

- I don't believe you.

Aussie is a loving dog,

which is more than

I can say for you.

Hmmph!

- I think that went well

for you, Rufus.

She obviously has a crush

on you...

Not.

- I'm gonna crush you, recess.

What did you talk about

with that mutt?

- I'm not telling.

- Don't push me, recess,

or I'm gonna make soup

out of you.

- You can't catch me.

You can't even climb a tree.

- You're crossing the line,

recess.

I want you to know that.

You're crossing the line.

- What do you think I am,

a scaredy-cat?

- Yeah, whatever.

I don't need your help.

I'll just follow

that little mutt's stench.

No way am I gonna let him

be the hero in cricket's eyes.

- Dogs:

You can't live with them,

and...period.

Bridge, bridge, bridge.

I think it's this way.

Oh, yeah, I knew it.

There it is,

bingo.

Excuse me.

Pardon me, ooh.

- Oh, man, it stinks.

I must be headed

in the right direction.

- I wonder if this was the place

recess was talking about.

I'm picking up something.

I'm sure he's around here.

Don't let me down, nose.

Ted, I feel you.

Where are you?

- Rufus.

- Hiya, runt.

Say bye-bye to the Teddy bear,

'cause you're never gonna

see him again.

- Why are you so mean, Rufus?

What did I ever do to you?

- One word: Cricket.

She seems to think

you're some kind of hero.

If you bring the bear back,

the deal's sealed.

She'll never look at me again

with those big, brown,

beautiful eyes.

- I'm not doing this

to impress cricket.

I'm doing it

because I love my human.

- Yeah?

Well, you shouldn't have taken

the bear from your human

in the first place.

Now you'll never get it back.

- Hey.

Oh, no.

What am I going to do now?

- A parade, perfect.

I'll just run through here.

That mutt's sense of smell

will be totally confused.

- Whoa, what do we have here?

All these people,

the food...

My nose is all mixed up.

I feel dizzy.

A dragon.

Eric has one of those.

I didn't know they came

in jumbo size, crikey.

It's this way, I think.

Well, what have I got to lose?

- Hey, there, what's the matter?

What's gotten into you, girl?

Cricket...

What is it?

- There you are, finally.

Boy, am I glad to see you,

aussie.

Where have you been?

- I lost the Teddy bear again,

cricket.

- I know, i--

- Rufus took it away from me.

He said I'll never see it again.

The mission

is a complete failure.

- I know, but--

- I was so close

to bringing him home to her,

so close.

- I know.

- I almost--hey,

how come you know so much?

- I saw Rufus with

the Teddy bear in his mouth.

- You did?

Where, cricket?

Tell me where.

- Follow me.

I'll show you.

- Looks like nobody

lives here anymore.

Perfect.

Hasta la vista,

Teddy.

Whoa!

Oops, did I do that?

- Come on,

he went this way.

I saw him run down this street,

but I don't know

where he went after that.

- Right, let's sniff the area.

- Wait...just a minute.

Aussie, is it true

that you were the one

that took that bear

from your human?

- Rufus told you that,

didn't he?

Yeah, I reckon it's true.

- How could you?

- Wait, let me explain.

I was just...So jealous.

My human loves that bear.

I thought maybe she loved him

more than me,

so yeah,

I hid him in the yard,

but then I felt bad about it.

I don't want my human

to be sad.

- We are dogs, aussie.

We should always be proud

of the fact

that we love

our humans unconditionally.

- Unconditionally?

- It means we love them

no matter what.

I'm disappointed in you, aussie.

- I'm disappointed in me too.

Hey, what's going on?

Sirens?

- All right, come on, guys,

you're gonna have to move back.

It's not safe here.

- Hey, wait a minute.

I can feel you, Ted.

You're in there, aren't you?

- Okay, are we ready?

- All right, we're speeded.

- Great.

- And...go.

- Thankfully,

nobody lives in this house.

Neighbors say

it's been vacant for years.

- Are you crazy?

Don't even think about it.

- I'm ready to do

what's right, aussie.

- Out of my way, bubble brains.

I got to get in there.

- That's a dog there.

- Did you see that dog run in?

- Get a move, buddy.

All: Whoa.

- Hey, the dog's coming out,

look, look.

- Oh, here comes the dog.

- Hey, the dog.

- Whoa, did you see that dog?

Are you getting this?

We're here at the scene

of a local house fire

that broke out earlier today.

Now, as we were reporting

on the fire,

we caught these images

of a dog running into...

- That's the dog

who visited our store.

- Not just any dog,

a very special dog.

They are taking care

of each other now,

and hopefully,

they will find their way

to the farm,

and they will reunite

with the family.

- Mei Mei?

- It feels so good

to reunite with the family.

- Oh, Mei Mei.

- Ted, look,

we're finally home.

Oh, no.

What's happened?

They're gone.

I smell Laney.

There's a picture.

It looks like animals,

'but I'm not sure what kind.

Now what am I gonna do?

- She misses us.

Don't you feel that?

- All I feel is sad.

Everybody's gone.

I don't have a family anymore.

You'd better stay here, Ted.

I'm sure someone will find you

and give you a home.

- Don't leave me here, aussie.

I'm home with you.

- I don't have a home now.

- Then take me to the place

where I came from: To Mei Mei.

- You mean that weird store

with all the statues and stuff?

I know where that is.

All right,

I can take you there.

Huh?

Oh, no, it's Rufus.

I can't let him get you again.

- Hello, Rufus.

- I saw what you did, aussie.

- You saw?

So what?

- I saw you jump into that fire

to save the bear.

That was brave of you,

stupid but brave.

So where's the bear?

- Not here, not with me.

- Let's see.

What is this I smell?

- Just give him the bear,

aussie.

Trust me.

Save your own tail.

- It's awfully familiar.

- No, think fast.

There must be a solution.

- Any ideas?

I need one urgent.

- What could it be?

- I've got it.

Remember that time you ate

that leftover chili,

and then the whole family

left the room screaming?

- Yeah, so?

- Do what you did then.

It might work.

- Oh, well, why not?

I have nothing to lose.

- Okay, here I go.

- Oh, pew.

What did they feed you, man?

Garbage?

Gross.

Yuck, yuck, yuck,

yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

- Oh, I remember you,

the dog and the bear.

Hello, there.

- Hi, do you know

where Mei Mei is?

- Oh, Mei Mei's

not here anymore.

She fell asleep,

the kind where she

will never wake up again.

- Oh, no.

You mean...She died?

That's so sad.

- She wouldn't want us

to be sad.

She is at peace now.

- Before she fell asleep,

Mei Mei talked about you.

She said that you will find

your way back to the farm,

and then you will be home.

- Farm?

The only farm I know is the one

that belongs to aunt Zelda,

but I don't know

how to get there.

It's really far away.

- When you love somebody,

there is no such thing

as distance.

Let's go home, aussie.

- All right, then.

Let's go home.

Thanks,

and sorry about Mei Mei.

- Good luck.

- We drove around

for over two hours,

and I talked

to all the neighbors.

Nobody's seen him.

- And we put up

some more signs too, mom.

- Well, I still feel like

we're going to find them, guys.

- Me too.

- Me three.

- Me four.

- Bye, mommy.

I love you.

- Bye-bye,

- bye, love you.

- I can't find anything in here.

- And there's rain

in the forecast.

These and other stories...

- It sure does feel different

in this house

without aunt Zelda around.

- Hey, dad,

can I be in charge of the goats?

- I want to be in charge

of the goats.

- You can both be in charge

of the goats.

- Works for me.

- Rescuer who braved the flames

to bring out a loved one...

- Honey, honey, come here.

Quick, take look at this.

- Henry, we're here at the scene

of a local house fire

that broke out earlier today.

Now, as we were reporting

on that fire,

we caught these images

of a dog running

into the burning building.

He came out a minute later

carrying a Teddy bear

in his mouth.

Apparently,

this brave little dog

really loves his bear.

At this hour,

the identity of the dog

remains a mystery.

- In other news,

the city council took...

- What?

What did I do?

- It's getting mighty cold.

Ain't a fit night out

for beast or bear.

Reckon we better find someplace

to tuck in for the night.

Oh, look at that poor man.

He seems like he needs a friend.

- We could use a friend too,

couldn't we, mate?

- Well, what have we got here?

Oh, good dog.

Mmm.

- Hey, Ted,

you think he lives here?

- I'm afraid so, aussie.

- Mm-hmm, yeah, okay,

I understand.

Hey, thank you very much

for taking my call.

Okay, bye-bye.

- Well, the fire station

has no idea where aussie is.

They say he just ran off,

but he didn't seem hurt.

He was just fine, okay?

And Ted seemed like he

was just fine too, sweetheart.

- He rescued Ted.

Pretty smart thing

for him to do, huh, Eric?

Aussie's a genius.

- Whatever.

I told you it wasn't my fault.

- Well, all we can do is hope

that somebody recognizes him.

- Wait,

or maybe the bear will send

a telepathic message to Laney.

- Mmm.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Okay, the important thing is

that right now,

aussie will be

a lot easier to find

because he's a TV star, okay?

- Whoa, crazy dream.

I slept pretty deep

thanks to this nice man.

He kept us warm all night.

- I hope someone can find him

a home someday.

- Well, mate, we've got a home

of our own to go find.

Come on, Ted,

let's get going.

I've got a real good feeling

about today.

- ♪ I know life

ain't that simple ♪

♪ but if we try

we'll get by ♪

- This is what they eat?

- Most of the time.

- Hey, can I do it?

- ♪ I know

we can be invincible ♪

♪ but if we keep a smile

♪ I think we'll be all right

♪ the universe may be infinite

♪ a desert in which

we're just grains of sand ♪

- Nothing to it.

- Oooh, never, never.

- ♪ We might as well

live in it hand in hand ♪

♪ we've got love

and love's all we need ♪

♪ who knew

♪ just how simple

life could be with you ♪

- ♪ Do-doo-doo-doo

- I know, the station received

over 100 emails yesterday.

I've got to find that dog.

He's a hero.

- What are you gonna do?

- You know,

I wonder if he's a stray.

- Maybe the station

should put up a reward.

- Yeah, make some phone calls.

I think the reward's

a fantastic idea.

Thanks, Nina.

- Toodles.

- This one's name is Fargo,

and this one's tubby,

and this one's Lola,

tubby's sister.

- Oh, they're just lovely.

- We like it here, mom.

- Yeah,

it doesn't smell too bad.

Ehhh, I'll get used to it,

I suppose.

- Guys,

you are not gonna believe this.

- They found aussie?

- No, no, honey, not yet,

but my publisher just called.

Somebody over there

read my novel.

They passed it to the editor.

They love it; They want me to do

the whole series.

- Oh, that's wonderful, honey.

- I've already got

my first deadline,

so I'll be writing nonstop

for the next three months.

- That's so cool, dad.

- Thank you.

- Hey, who's gonna be in charge

of the animals?

- Uhhhhh.

- Oh, mom!

- Honey, are you okay?

- Ewww.

- Oh, that's nasty.

- I smell horses.

This way.

- That's right, Henry,

a couple of days ago,

we aired a story about

an adorable little dog

who saved a Teddy bear

from a burning house.

Well, we did

some investigative reporting

and tracked down the owners

of that dog.

They told us his name is aussie

and that's he's been missing

for several days.

Channel one is now offering

a $5,000 reward

for any information leading

to the safe return of aussie.

- Maybe that horse

will know something.

G'day, mate.

Lovely day, isn't it?

- Hmph.

- So I'm looking

for my human family.

I think they're visiting

a farm around here somewhere.

I have a mom and a dad

and a sister and a brother.

- Mm, I heard

those pigeons over there

talking about

a new human family.

- They just moved to a farm

across the old wooden bridge.

- Word out in the field is,

the mother's a bit cuckoo.

- Likes to swim in the mud

with the pigs.

- Hm, can't be my family.

My mom doesn't like mud or pigs,

and I seriously doubt

she can swim.

Thanks, anyway.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yep, yep, yep.

- Yep, yep.

Well, I'll be.

Gary, Gary,

I got to talk to you.

Are you there?

Gary, you know that dog

they're looking for on TV,

the one with the reward?

- I don't think he wants

to help us, Ted.

- Trust your heart, aussie,

and fast.

- It's standing

right in front of me.

Dagnabbit, it's getting away.

I'm going after him.

All right, Gary, listen up.

I need you to block off

the east side of the barn.

Gary?

Gary, are you there?

Aw, Gary,

are you getting any of this?

I'm closing in on him.

Can you hear me now?

Once we round him up,

we'll just sit on him awhile

until they raise the reward,

kind of like having

a little doggie hostage.

- Why is he chasing us?

What did we ever do to him?

Whoa, whoa!

Ugh!

- Mortimer,

you was lookin' for me?

I was in the outhouse.

Mortimer?

- Daddy's writing a lot.

- Yep,

and it makes him very happy.

- I know the secret

to happiness.

- You do?

- If I want to be happy,

i just close my eyes

and make pictures in my mind,

pictures of everything

I wish for.

- That's beautiful, sweetie,

and it's true too.

- I know it is.

Ted told me that.

- Ted, your bear?

Well, if Ted said it,

then it must be true.

Does that mean

I can close my eyes

and picture a poo-free farm?

You're just kidding, right?

You do like it here,

don't you, mommy?

- Actually,

it is starting to grow on me,

believe it or not.

I can barely even smell

the animals anymore.

Good night, Laney.

- Good night.

- Oh, man,

i could go for a big bowl

of kibble right now.

- I sense something.

- Please tell me it's breakfast.

I'm starving.

- Go to where

the sun comes from.

- You mean that way?

Might as well.

You've been right

about everything so far.

- Mom, mom,

time to wake up.

We need to take care

of the animals, remember?

- Where's your father?

- He's been writing

since the sun came up.

Come on.

- I hear you.

I'm coming.

I'm up.

Ugh.

- Eric, look, an egg.

- Oh, cool.

Oh, that's so cool.

- I smell something.

We're on the right track.

- In 200 yards, turn left.

- We're close.

I can feel Laney.

- Your destination is ahead.

- What are you,

a GPS or something?

- Kids!

Kids, kids, come here!

Come here!

I think it's aussie.

Come here!

- Aussie, you're home!

- Aussie!

Oh!

- Laney, Laney, Laney.

- Aussie's back.

Laney, look.

- Good boy.

Good boy.

- Aw, this is awesome.

- I told them.

Laney.

- Aussie, you rock.

Hey, look, he--he's glowing.

- Look at that.

He is glowing.

- He's happy.

He's finally home.

- I'll never doubt you

again, Laney.

Well, maybe just a little.

- Yeah, whoo!

- When I saw aussie...

- Yeah, mates, that's our story,

fair dinkum.

Ted and I became very famous.

We're staying on the farm

for good.

Aunt Zelda fell in love

with a man in South Africa,

so she decided to sell the farm

to my mom and dad.

My family is really happy.

They love it here.

I do too,

and so does Ted.

Hello, hello, hello,

my beautiful

pomeranian Princess.

- So, aussie,

you're a country dog now,

and I'm a city dog.

How would you feel about

a long-distance relationship?

- Oh, cricket,

when you love somebody,

there's no such thing

as distance.

Mmmuah!

- That's it.

Aussie lost his head,

and we lost aussie.

He's totally in love.

- Love is for the birds.

- I guess we can go

on vacation now.

- So where to?

Maui, Paris?

- I'm thinking Cancun.

si, me encantan enchiladas.

ay, ay, ay!

[Rachael Lawrence's

Teddy bear]

♪ baby, let me be

your lovin' Teddy bear ♪

♪ put a chain around my neck

and lead me anywhere ♪

♪ oh, let me be

your Teddy bear ♪

♪ baby, let me be

around you every night ♪

♪ run your fingers

through my hair ♪

♪ and cuddle me real tight

♪ oh, let me be

your Teddy bear ♪

♪ I don't wanna be a tiger

'cause tigers play too rough ♪

♪ I don't wanna be a lion

♪ 'cause lions ain't the kind

you love enough ♪

♪ I just wanna be

your Teddy bear ♪

♪ put a chain around my neck

and lead me anywhere ♪

♪ oh, let me be

your Teddy bear ♪

♪ I don't wanna be a tiger

'cause tigers play too rough ♪

♪ I don't wanna be a lion

♪ 'cause lions ain't the kind

you love enough ♪

♪ I just wanna be

your Teddy bear ♪

♪ put a chain around my neck

and lead me anywhere ♪

♪ oh, let me be

your Teddy bear ♪

♪ oh, let me be

your Teddy bear ♪