Art Show Bingo (2017) - full transcript

A creative and talented young man (Wil Hunter -played by James Maslow) is torn between his passion for painting and his promise to his father to one day take over the family business. With ...

(rhythmic drumming)
(gentle acoustic guitar music)

- [Wil] My name is Wil Hunter.

This is my twin brother Orrie.

Having a twin can be,
well, a pain in the ass.

But it's also great knowing
someone always has your back.

Orrie's into making movies.

Me?

I like to paint and draw.

- (mumbles) died.

- [Simon] Get the boys in it.

- Yay, they did it!



- [Wil] After college,
my dad wanted me to

move home and help run the
family storage business.

- Your future's in storage.

- [Wil] So he could
realize his dream to

build a plane and fly
like the Wright Brothers.

But I wanted to make
it as a painter.

So with the urging of my
girlfriend, I went for it.

She and I moved
to New York City.

And I tried to make it
as a gallery artist.

- Thank you for
showing me your work.

It's just not for me.

- [Wil] That didn't work out.

(snickering)

So now I'm just taking
life one day at a time.



Yeah, that's not a problem.

All right, thanks so
much, have a good day.

Hey Weezy, I don't think we have

any mulch left, can you
check the back shed?

Susan?

Hey, what are you doing here?

- Hi.

I thought you went
to Charleston.

- Yeah, that fell through, so
I'm back here working for dad.

- Give me a hug,
it's good to see you.

Right, sorry.

I need to get into
my mom's unit,

but she can't find her key.

- So how's everything
with Lucian?

- Oh it didn't work out.

Anyway, my mom asked me to
come help with her arches.

She's been kinda sick.

The gallery scene is really slow

in New York in
the summer anyway.

- Sorry to hear
she's not doing well.

I forgot she ran those things.

- Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

She's gonna be fine,
I think she just

needs some time to take it easy.

(shrieks and laughs)

- Got it.

All right.

Here you go.

Need a hand?

- Yeah.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

♪ I wouldn't trade that day

♪ With your friends
from the mining state

♪ Trading glasses
in the fill in place

- Hey.

Hi, sorry, they told me
that you would be in here.

- Yeah, hi.

- Oh.

Whoa, that's beautiful.

Wow.

Yeah, your colors and the
lines are really bold.

It's good.

You should do this
art show this weekend.

- No--

- It's gonna be a
great opportunity.

It's a chance for us
to reconnect and...

I don't know, I missed you.

- I don't think so, Susan.

- Look, I have to say this.

I'm sorry for how things
went down in New York.

- Wow.

You're back.

That gallery owner cheat on you

with the younger, blonder model?

That what happened?

- Just think about it.

- Sure.

- Couldn't have been blonder
though, that hair is like pfft.

What's Jabba the
Slut doing here?

- She wants me to show my art

at some art show this weekend.

I don't know.

- You should do it.

Did I miss the part where you
told dad we were doing this?

- I was going to, and then
just didn't find the time.

- Hey!

Good God, you boys scared
the shit out of me.

- Yeah, the feeling's mutual.

- What are you all
doing out here?

I thought someone was
trying to steal the van.

- Okay, Weezy, just do
us a solid and please

don't tell dad that
we're borrowing the van.

We'll have it back
before he even notices.

- I'll lie to my girlfriend,
but not the king.

Look, no promises, just get it

back here as quick as you can.

I'm going back to bed.

- Goodnight, Weezy!

(upbeat acoustic guitar music)

Will you hit that GoPro for me?

Starkly Gardens, day
one, let's get it!

Aw hello, grandma.

What color orange is that
hair, is that pumpkin?

Goldfish?

- Be nice, all right?

These are my colleagues.

- This is your competition, Wil.

They need to be vanquished.

- Yeah, I'm not
vanquishing anybody.

- All right, let's
get some soundbites.

How do you feel?

- Good.

Good.

- Wil, don't do
this, don't do the

oyster thing all right,
I need you to open up.

Let's hear some bold statements.

- Bold statements.

- [Orrie] You know
I can edit this

to make you look
like an asshole.

- Okay, okay, calm down.

Dude, I'm nervous, all right?

I don't know how people are
gonna like my paintings.

What if they don't like them?

What if I don't sell
enough paintings?

What if I get there and...

- [Orrie] She looks pissed.

- [Wil] Shit.

- You're late!

- Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry.

- You were supposed to
be here an hour ago.

- Sorry, we got, we--

- [Orrie] There was
an accident on 64th.

A bad one.

- Yeah, accidents and
you, what a surprise.

Okay, do you have
your booth fee?

- Can I write you
a check tomorrow?

- Fine.

Oh my God, tell me
you have a tent.

- Why?

It's a beautiful day.

- With a 30% chance of rain.

(text ding)

Oh shit, 40.

Orrie, you can't film here.

- That's just hurting Wil.

'Cause this is his documentary.

A conflicted artist trying
to fulfill his potential.

Plus, Susan, this
actually helps you.

You see, no one has
done a behind the

scenes documentary of
an art show before.

- No!

- Do I need to remind you that

I'm an award winning filmmaker?

- Oh really?

What happened to the horror
surf movie you were making?

- Cowabunga Corpse?

I will admit that surfing
in zombie costumes was

harder than I had anticipated,
but it was a good script.

- Okay look, if he doesn't film

he's just gonna get
in more trouble.

- Fine, okay.

Do not disturb the
artists or the customers.

Do you copy?

- Yes.

- Great, okay, I
have a billion things

to take care of before
this thing starts.

Can you unload and set up
and get this out of here?

- I think we need to
set up, so come on.

(soft rock music)

- [Orrie] Nice.

Who packed this?

- Rachel, check this out.

- Rookies.

This should be interesting.

What?

- Nothing.

Like you said, should
be interesting.

- Why don't you go
back to your booth?

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

♪ I've been dreaming
about the way

♪ Those colors
fade into your face

♪ All the gold is
there to see, dear

♪ Your heart is a disgrace

♪ I'm not talking
about yours, no

♪ I'm talking about mine

♪ I'm sitting up
straights but your words

♪ Creeping up my spine

- You have the other side?

- So kinda lift it.

- I think that is set.

- I'm glad we don't have a tent.

Think we're gonna stand out.

- Yeah, I'm not so sure
that's a good thing.

- You guys should just put
that shit back in the van.

This ain't amateur hour.

- Vic, shouldn't you be--

- Leaving!

- Oh no, no no no!

- You guys have a
serious problem.

First I thought it
was entertaining, now
it's just painful.

- Okay, hey, I'm Wil.

- Rachel.

And that, that was Vic.

You might wanna steer clear from

him until he's had his coffee.

- Got it.

- Orrie.

- Are you both artists?

- Oh, I'm the painter.

- Documentarian.

- Okay, whatever, look,
you guys don't have

that much time, you need
to get your tent up.

- You know, I was thinking
since it's such a nice day--

- We don't have a tent.

- You don't have a tent?

All right, baby steps.

Paintings right?

- Yes, yeah.

- So you need to
get your walls up.

Usually put the
best piece in the

back so that it draws people in.

- Okay, thank you
so much for helping.

- Yeah, I'm not helping
you, I'm helping the show.

You realize no one
can walk through here

and buy anything
if there's stuff

thrown around like
it's a garage sale.

- Can you repeat all of that?

- No, what are you doing?

- A closeup.

- [Wil] He's sorry.

- No man, this is good stuff.

- I don't have time for this.

Good luck, you're gonna need it.

- I can keep him on a leash!

- More like a muzzle.

- I like her.

Oooh.

- What?

- You like her too.

- Wow.

- In a different way.

- You really are
annoying, you know that?

- Oh come on man, it's cute.

You got the puppy dog eyes--

- All right boys,
this ship sails at

ten hundred and this space
needs to be squared away.

You, put the camera down
and pick up a panel.

Let's go!

- Yup.

- Yes sir.

- [Wil] This one.

Over here, she said
one in the back.

- I can't get this
one alone, Wil!

- All right, got you.

You got this?

- Oh great, you're set up.

- Yeah.

Chief and Rachel helped me.

They seem nice.

- Yeah, they're nice.

Just like their art.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- I think it's obvious
it's not gallery material.

This is why you and
I belong in the city.

Five minutes people,
five minutes!

- She ever scream at
you like that in bed?

Five minutes, Wil!

You have five minutes!

- Real classy.

♪ You took me out

♪ You took me all
across the world

♪ Were it not for winter

♪ We would have rode
down the windows

♪ You took my coat

♪ Made all the doors
no longer closed

♪ And like a woman
I was born that day

♪ Just like it
was the summertime

(bell rings)

- Let the games begin!

♪ Hey, we're just human

♪ Could you blame us

♪ Hey, we're just human

♪ Could you blame us

- Thoughts?

- Yeah, I think
this is a bad idea.

- Hey hey hey, come on, man.

It's day one.

People are gonna
love your paintings.

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

All right, you want some coffee?

- Yeah, sure.

- All right, 'cause
I want some B-roll.

- Okay, just do me a favor
and don't annoy anybody.

Just keep away from Susan.

- Oh that won't be a problem.

Speaking of problems,
Weezy keeps texting

me saying that you're
avoiding his calls

about a mouse problem
in one of the units.

- Damn it, yeah, I know.

- Okay, 'cause I don't do well

with mice even over the phone.

- I got it.

- Gotta keep the king happy.
- Gotta keep the king happy.

(chuckling)

♪ Hey, we're just human

♪ Could you blame us

♪ Hey, we're just human

♪ Could you blame us

- Hey, I really love your art.

- Did you lose an L?

- Sorry?

- [Rachel] Your name tag.

- Oh, it's a long story.

What's this?

- Do you always
just go and touch

things that don't belong to you?

- It's an art show right?

Come on.

Bingo.

- Art Show Bingo.

It's a tradition around here.

We get different cards
for different shows.

It just keeps
things interesting.

- Let's see, browser
destroys art.

Is that your best price?

You're kidding me,
people try and negotiate?

- This ain't Fifth
Avenue, rookie.

- Patron leaves trash.

My kid could do
better than that?

You're joking me, people
actually say that?

- Yeah.

See this one?

Newbie's first sale.

I've got my eye on you.

- Really?

- For Bingo.

- Yeah, of course.

So what happens when you win?

- They have to buy the first
round of drinks that night.

- Wait, so the winner of all

this has to buy
the first rounds?

- Yeah, it's ironic.

- Artists hook up.

- Been there done that, trust
me, it is not a pretty sight.

- Depends on who's filming it.

- Not even.

- Bow chica wah wah!

- Does he always do that?

I mean like perfect timing,
just be so annoying.

- He tends to have that, yeah.

So if it's all so terrible,
then why even bother?

- I don't know.

I like the other artists
and the rhythm of it.

To me, that's part
of being an artist.

Create, show, repeat.

It's not a living.

It's life.

- Oh that's a great tagline.

- If you don't stop
recoding me, I'm gonna

take that camera and
shove it up your ass.

- Okay.

- We're going,
come on, let's go.

- Wait wait wait wait!

I paid $3 for this.

- Okay, grab it.

- [Rachel] Can you just get out?

- Yeah, I really
do love your art.

- I do too.

- Shut up.

(upbeat synthesizer
and violin music)

- [Mother] Come on, let's
go look at some artwork.

What happened to your ice cream?

(bell rings)

- [Chief] Thank you very much.

- Hey Chief, what's
up with the bell?

- I ring it every
time I make a sale.

Keeps the energy up.

- I like it.

- When you make your first
sale, I'll let you ring it too.

- All right, thanks.

(thunder booms)

Oracle or asshole?

- Asshole.
- Asshole.

- This is definitely
going in the movie.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

- Hi.

- Hi, are you the artist?

- Yes.

Wil Hunter.

- These are amazing.

- They really are.

- Thank you.

- I'm sure you get this all the

time, but what's
your inspiration?

- Actually you're
the first to ask.

My real job is running
a self-storage facility.

- Oh.

- Actually I find
it really inspiring.

- Really?

- Sure.

You've got all these
people that are

storing their stuff, so you have

the physical stuff,
but you also have

the dreams and fears
and disappointments.

All of it just
goes inside a small

unit that kinda feels
like a canvas to me.

- [Male Customer] How much?

- For this one 400.

- [Male Customer] We'll take it.

- Really?

I mean great.

I'll wrap it up
and have it waiting

for you when you're
done enjoying the show.

- Yeah!

Aw yeah!

- Come on!

(laughter)

(soft rock music)

(bell rings)

♪ You went back
for a second time

♪ To the flame
that burned before

- Wil, you have gotta
be kidding me with this.

- Well it was either this
or a princess castle.

They didn't have
a lot of options.

- Look, I've been getting a lot

of complaints about Orrie.

If he's going to be here I need

you to straighten him out now.

- I've been trying
to do that for...

25 years.

Okay.

- Hey, I really want you to
do the show next weekend.

- Susan, I just don't think I'm

cut out for this sort of thing.

- What?

I've been getting a ton of great

feedback about you and your art.

- My art?

- It's good.

- Sir, I promise, we
have rodent traps,

we have an exterminator
that comes once a month.

We will take all
of your items and

put them in a unit
on the other side

of the facility where
they'll be safe.

Again, I'm very sorry, we'll
get this taken care of.

Weezy, let's get the van
and let's get this cracking.

- I'm sorry, the van's not here

right now, I'll explain later.

I'll get the car, we'll
get this taken care of.

- The artist.

- I'm so sorry sir, come on.

Can you not get through a
single day without being...

- Provocative?

- Annoying.

- It's not annoying,
Wil, it's provocative.

Great art is provocative.

Wow.

Like this.

- This guy's the real deal huh?

- Take a picture,
It'll last longer!

It's a figure of
speech, dumbass!

Now move, move,
get out of the way,

you're blocking
paying customers.

- Great art from
a terrible human.

- Dude, did you see all
the red dots in there?

I'm starting to have second

thoughts about
this entire thing.

- Hey man, look, I'm
struggling too, all right?

I have all this great
footage and I have no hook.

I have nothing to tie
all of it together.

It's all so random.

And have you seen these artists?

There's a guy in
a tent over there

who just sits there
and paints his navel.

- He paints his actual navel,
or pictures of his navel?

- It's pictures of.

- Still weird.

- Yeah.

And apparently profitable.

- First show is
always the hardest.

Don't worry, you're gonna
be a pro by the next one.

- Yeah, I'm not so sure
there's gonna be a next one.

- Well then you have to come
to the after party tonight.

Chief got Bingo, so he's buying.

- Yeah, sounds great.

- You can bring your girlfriend.

What's her name?

- Susan.

Yeah, no, she's
not my girlfriend.

- Oh.

- She was.

- [Rachel] It just
didn't work out.

- I promised my dad
I would take over

the family business,
and I actually

really like running
it, don't get me wrong,

but I mean I like my
paintings too, you know?

He just doesn't get it.

- Is your dad about
six foot, salt and

pepper hair, gray
at the temples?

Named Simon?

- Okay, how would you even...

Are you psychic?

- Yes, would you like
to know your future?

- I'm good.

- No, I think he's
arguing with your brother.

- Yeah, that would be him.

Would you excuse me?

- Yeah.

- Hey, dad, what
are you doing here?

- Did you ignore
Weezy yesterday?

We had an irate customer.

Am I doing your job now?

- It completely slipped my mind,

I just got caught
up here, I'm sorry.

- I thought we had
this locked down.

I'm retiring soon.

I have my own dreams and you

boys are not gonna foul that up.

Are you gonna turn your back
on running The Storage King?

For this?

(soft rock music)

- Hey, you see that?

My kid could've painted that.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

(crowd chatter)

- Everybody, this is Wil.

Wil, this is everybody.

Welcome to the Chief's chariot.

- [Female Artist]
What's up, Wil?

- [Second Female
Artist] What's up, Wil?

Say Wil, you want a cold one?

- Yeah, sure.

- She had the nerve to
ask me for a better price.

You know what I told her?

Sure you can have
a better price.

It just went up 25%.

(laughter)

- [Vic] Bunch of pricks,
it's not a damn flea market.

- Glad you came.

- Yeah, me too.

- All right, hey everybody,
quit your bitching all right?

Look, every day we come here
and we see the same thing.

Okay?

You got the browsers,
the bargain hunters,
the dog walkers.

But every so often you get that
buyer who really needs you.

Who needs that piece of you to

take home and hang
it on their wall.

It could be a million dollar
mansion, or just some dump.

But it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter
because those moments,

they don't come
around all the time.

But when they do...

It's like a high.

It's like, what do
they call it Zoey?

Chasing the dragon?

- You should know, Vic.

- That's right, I do know.

I do know, it's chasing
the dragon, guys!

That's what's we're looking
for, we're all looking

for the perfect high, the
million dollar jackpot!

The hooker that--

- Yeah yeah yeah yeah, we get
it, we get it Vic, we get it.

- To chasing the dragon.

- Chasing the dragon!

(cheering)

- Are they always
this inspirational?

- I think that's
the beer talking.

(laughter)

I don't know, it's
just what we do

to blow off some
steam after a show.

- I'm starting to get it.

Where'd you get your necklace?

- I actually got this from
an artist at a New York show.

I just thought it
was so beautiful

that she collected
these lost objects

and found places
for them to belong.

(phone text dings)

- [Wil] Sorry.

- [Rachel] What's going on?

- Nothing, my brother's already
here to pick me up I guess.

- Oh, okay.

- Goodnight.

- Yeah yeah yeah,
have a good night.

- Hey hey hey, buddy.

Tell your brother to lay
off that Jackass crap.

- You got it.

- Later.

I'll be back!

Hey rookie.

Think this is yours.

- Thanks.

You know, I'm really
looking forward to tomorrow.

- And you wonder why
I call you rookie.

- Come on, it's all new to me.

- Yeah.

Don't let my bad
attitude rub off on you.

- I mean we're artists.

Isn't that what
we're supposed to do?

Show the world through our eyes?

Can we go somewhere else?

- Yeah, let's go to my tent.

I can make us a showstopper.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

- One showstopper, as promised.

- Wow.

- Right?

My first show.

- [Wil] Is that
your mom with you?

- No, that's my aunt Judy.

Everyone around the
shows called her Moon.

She was an amazing painter.

I started as her
helper, going around

shows while my parents
were getting divorced.

It was kinda messy.

I don't know.

Somehow Moon actually
taught me how to

take all these
confused, angry feelings

and turn it into
something beautiful.

She always said that
art helps you face the

parts of yourself that
you're trying to hide from.

Losing her was
the hardest thing.

So first sale?

How did it feel?

- I don't know, it felt kinda...

Kinda raw.

Vulnerable.

Seriously, you feel something
when you sell, right?

- No, I don't.

I guess I feel somewhere
between relief and,

well I think more about
where the money from

the sale is going, like
supplies, gas for my van.

- Wow, you're just
hardcore aren't you?

- I would love to feel
what you did, really.

Maybe I've just been
doing it for too long.

Or maybe there's just nothing
left of me inside of my work.

Oh my God, that
sounds really sad.

- Yeah.

- It's just automatic
now, I put on

the music, get out the
supplies and make art.

- Okay.

Well then what kind of
music do you listen to?

- I don't know, just music.

- What do you mean just music?

You got a playlist don't you?

- [Rachel] No, uh-uh!

- You do, I wanna hear it.

- No no no no, come on.

- I wanna hear it, no, let me.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

♪ Let it go now

- It's actually really cool.

- It's just background.

- No, actually I really
like it, who is it?

- I don't know,
what does it say?

Unknown.

- Very cute.

Seriously, what if I need
some inspiration, huh?

Who is it?

- It's me.

- Sorry, who?

- Me.

- No shit.

- It's just something I
do that's no pressure.

I don't have to worry about
if it's gonna sell or not.

- Hey.

It's beautiful.

Just like you.

- Does that work
on all the ladies?

- Well I was kinda hoping
it would work on you.

♪ Let it go now,
safe and sound now

♪ Let the rain
fall from your eyes

♪ Find your ground
now, let it carry you

♪ What has fallen soon will rise

♪ Let it go now,
safe and warm now

♪ Let the rain
fall from your eyes

♪ Find your ground
now, let it carry you

- Aw, you guys are doing a
little prom night out here.

- Hey Orrie, what are
you doing here, man?

- I left the GoPro in the tent.

- You gonna get it?

- Yeah.

You guys are really cute.

- I'm so sorry.

Where were we?

- Tomorrow's a show day right?

You should probably head out.

♪ Let it go now,
safe and warm now

♪ Let the rain
fall from your eyes

♪ Find your ground
and let it carry you

♪ What has fallen soon will rise

- [Orrie] Check
out you and Rachel.

- You sure you weren't adopted?

- I found my hook.

- Oh yeah?

- [Orrin] Bingo.

- Bingo?

- We film exactly
what's on the card.

We show everyone all the crazy

stuff that happens
at an art show,

all the stuff no
one gets to see.

- Okay, I think you're
missing the whole point.

- How am I missing the point?

Wil, the Bingo card
is the perfect show.

I have so much of it already.
- Watch the road.

- I have two nuns, I saw
a kid on a leash at lunch.

- Would you watch
the, watch the road.

The leash thing is kinda funny.

- It's really funny.

It's too bad I didn't
get you and Rachel.

- Dude.

- I'd have gotten center square.

- Just drive.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

Hey.

- Hey.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Okay, sure.
- Yeah.

- Hey Wil.

Who's that with Susan?

- Where?

I don't know.

Saw them walking around
together earlier.

- You guys asking about him?

That's nobody, just the judge.

- The judge?

What do I do?

- First, just relax.

Just try and ignore him.

If he's interested
he'll ask about your

process just to make sure
you're the real deal.

Whatever you do, don't bore him.

- God, it sounds
like speed dating.

- Wil, this is Leman Merkavich.

(clears throat)

- Mer-ko-vich.

- Merkovich.

Of course, I'm so sorry.

He is our judge, he's
gonna be looking at

your work and he may
want to talk to you.

- Maybe.

- [Susan] Maybe.

- Where you from?

- No no no no no, no no.

You don't talk to him.

- [Wil] Where is he from?

- [Susan] He owns a
gallery in New York.

- Young man, your
artwork is like

a ray of sunshine
on a cloudy day.

- Oh, well thank you--

- Sunshine...

Is not my thing.

- Did you see that guy?

I mean what a complete dick.

- Huge dick.

He's gonna be great
for this film.

- Oh great, yeah, he
shits on my paintings

and your film gets
better, fantastic.

- I'm gonna make it look
good, brotagonist, antagonist.

- What the hell
is a brotagonist?

- [Orrie] You are!

- Party.

- And I believe you know Vic.

- Oh, back from
Berlin just in time to

judge our little art
show, huh Malafafung?

- Hello Vic.

Glad to see that
you're still peddling

this tired found
art establishment.

- Tired?

The only thing that's
tired is listening

to you drone on and
on about an art world

that isn't good
enough unless you and

your fat cat asshole
friends agree about it.

- This crap should not be
allowed for the next 10 years.

- Crap?

The only thing that's crap
is pretentious jackass

critics like you who
never even held a crayon!

- Enough, enough!

Vic, chill out!

One more of these from you and I

swear to God you
are out for good.

Sit.

I am so so sorry.

- [Leman] I have never been so

disrespected in all of my life.

- [Susan] I know.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

Wil, wait!

Where you going?

- We just need to get home.

- Oh, you were gonna leave
without saying goodbye?

- I was gonna text you later.

- Okay.

Have you given anymore thought
to what we talked about?

- Yeah.

I want to do the
boardwalk art show.

- That's great,
fantastic, I'll make

sure you get a good spot.

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

- [Lorne] Susan, we've
got someone who's lost.

- How old's the kid?

- [Lorne] I'm guessing
50 and he's drunk.

- You know what, no.

Someone else can handle this.

Oh, so I talked to
Merkovich and after

I got him calmed down
about the Vic thing,

he said that your
work was great,

I mean you have
to introduce some

darker colors to bring
a little more mystery

into the palette, but
overall really good.

I'd love to come by your
studio and talk about it.

- Yeah, maybe.

I gotta run.

- Totally, yes, of course, yes.

Okay.

Lorne, literally anyone else
took care of that right?

(boat horn blows)

- Hey dad.

- Wil, I think that we should
just forget about yesterday.

Your mother seems to
think I overreacted.

- Dad, I wanna keep
doing the shows.

- Well here's the thing, Wil.

Your mom and I wanna travel.

And I have my own
passion project.

If you're out,
you're out this time.

No coming back.

This isn't like New York.

- I know.

Can you give me just a little

bit of time to think about it?

Thanks, dad.

(laughs)

- This footage is amazing.

I think the stuff
at the boardwalk's
gonna be even better.

(upbeat soft rock music)

♪ If I'm cheery and bright

♪ Will it erase all the sorrow

♪ I won't worry, I might

♪ Figure it out tomorrow

(alarm beeps)

- What the hell?

- Wil, it's so authentic,
but can you be a

little less scared and
a little more excited?

- What the hell
are you guys doing?

- Boardwalk art
show day one, baby.

Let's go!

- Can you please
get out of my room?

I need to go take a shower.

- Yeah, yeah, no, Lance, you
can fit in the bathroom right?

- No he can't!

- [Orrin] Okay, not
in the bathroom.

- Seriously guys, I
need to go shower.

- Just follow him
to the bathroom.

- [Wil] No, do not follow
me into the bathroom!

- Just to the door,
just to the door.

♪ This weather takes
me back into your arms

♪ This weather gives me
something that I lost

♪ And I thought
that I was different

- Hey, when you're done with all

that, you mind
helping me set up?

- Wil, stop, don't do anything.

We good?

Everything good?

All right, let's roll
on one, shall we?

Action!

- You guys seriously aren't
gonna help me set up?

- It's a documentary, I
can't be part of the story.

- Yeah, that's super
convenient, and why are

you wearing your camera
on your, you know what?

Why do I ever bother asking?

- I need my hands.

- What the hell is going on?

- I can explain.

- Because it looks
like there's a bunch

of hipsters pretending
to be a film crew.

- Hey it's all right,
I was expecting this.

Susan, this is public property.

This is a permit, and this says
that I can film her legally.

- Hold this.

- Yup.

- You getting this, yeah?

- Okay, okay okay
okay, stop that.

- Look, hey, we'll keep
it under control, okay?

Honestly, this is
really important to him.

He's trying to do
something artistic.

- Okay, fine, it's fine.

Just get the van
out of here stat.

- Okay, okay.

- Oh, hey, have you e-mailed
those images to Merkovich?

- I'm working on it.

- [Susan] Okay, well
a little hustle.

- That was great, now
can you get in tight

on that, can you repeat
that one more time, Wil?

- Can you just give me a hand?

Come on.

- [Orrie] Yeah, just--

- Just pull that up.

♪ This weather takes
me back into your arms

♪ This weather gives me
something that I lost

- Rachel, you all set up?

- It's going.

- Look who's here.

It's Wil.

- Hey, what's up guys?

- I thought you
weren't coming back.

- Changed my mind.

- Hey Rachel, seeing
that he's one of

us now, you think he's
ready to play the game?

- Yeah, I think he's ready.

(glass shatters)

- Dibs.

- See ya, guys.

♪ And I thought
that I was different

♪ And I thought
that I could change

♪ But I'm standing
here identical

♪ Only wearing different names

- Navy man?

- 26 years.

Master Chief.

Reported directly to the SEAL.

As we say, sent by
the left hand of God.

- Did you ever see any action?

- I don't think
you and your little

camera crew are ready
for that kind of truth.

- I'm just trying to
figure out how you

got from Master Chief
to master of acrylic.

- Excuse me.

- [Matt] Hey look Pops,
that's her isn't it?

- '64, that's ol' Whiskey.

- Thank you so much,
happy birthday, dad.

- I'm honored, Matt.

Thank you so much.

- You're welcome.

(bell rings)

♪ And I know it doesn't
have to mean anything

♪ It could be just another
phone call from a friend

♪ But I was born from
a long line of women

♪ Making big deals out of men

♪ This weather brings a
chill upon my shoulders

♪ This weather takes me
back under your cover

- And six, here you go.

- Thank you very much,
let me get this for you.

Here you guys go.

- Thank you.

- Enjoy.

♪ This weather leaves
me begging on my knees

♪ And I thought that
I was different now

♪ And I thought
that I had changed

(bell rings)

- Nice.

(chuckles)

♪ This weather bring a
chill upon my shoulders

- Hey Rach.

What are you doing tonight?

- I got plans.

- Aw, remember when
we used to have plans?

- Vic, come on,
what are you doing?

- I just thought that maybe
we could talk about us.

- I thought we were
just having fun.

I mean aren't you the one that

said you were too
old for me anyway?

- Yeah, well I mean age
is just a number right?

- Vic, you know I think
you're really sweet,

but we gotta go back to
being just friends, okay?

- All right.

- Okay.

- Just for now.

Can't resist the
forces of nature.

- Okay.

You looked so lost
just sitting here,

I was going to offer to
take you to lost and found.

- Yeah, it's a hot day.

Just kinda spacing out.

- Bingo?

- Kid drops ice cream cone.

- Congrats, you get to buy
the first round tonight.

Chief's RV at 7 PM.

You might wanna leave
your brother and his

film crew behind, I don't
think that would fly.

- Got it.

- Okay then.

See you tonight?

- Yeah, I'll see you tonight.

Hey.

Have you seen Orrie?

- Yeah, he's out
grabbing B-roll.

- Got it.

- You know, it kills me to
say this, but you got talent.

- Hey thanks, man.

- Hey, I got a surprise for you.

Come with me to my booth.

- Okay.

What'd you say this flavor was?

- Colorado.

- Should I have the whole thing?

- Oh it's a creeper
man, I mean you can

go for it, but it might
come on you quick.

Look at her.

- What?

- I mean why is she even here

if she's not gonna
pay attention?

Oh there it is.

See?

Yes, you're having an emotion.

Try doing it more often.

Put your frickin' cell phone
down, you might get used to it.

Hey.

That's why we're here.

(laughs)

That and the brownies.

- They're good.

(snickering)

I've been thinking about trying
my luck in New York again.

- I've been down that road, man.

- Oh yeah, when?

- Late 90s.

I ran around with a
bunch of sycophants

and Wall Street money types.

Anybody ever tells
you they stopped

doing coke after the
80s, that's a myth.

(laughter)

- So what happened?

- I crashed and burned, man.

Yup, that's me.

I'm that art show
bad boy cliche.

I blame myself, really.

I didn't have the
right support system.

Didn't have the right
people keeping me in line.

So now I stay away
from the city,

take care of myself,
take care of my art.

- Your art's great, man.

- Hey, thank you.

You know what else is great?

Rachel.

- Rachel.

- Yeah, she just
doesn't give a shit

about anyone or
anything and I guess

that's just what makes her so...

- Great?

- Yeah.

- Hey.

- Hey.

You looked stressed.

- Oh no, the cotton
candy guy had a meltdown.

Literally and figuratively.

- Sorry to hear that.

- Look, I have some
news about Merkovich.

- Really?

What's up?

- Well he wants to include
you in a group show this fall.

I mean he has some ideas
you're gonna need to embrace,

but you should come by my hotel

later and we can talk about it.

- Later later?

'Cause I promised Orrie and
the crew I'd get dinner.

- Come after.

- Okay, I'll try.

- Well don't try.

Wil, this is important.

- Okay.

(synthpop music)

- [Orrie] You come
around this, right on

Wil's shoulder all right?

- Guys, stop following me.

- He's gonna swoop around--

- Orrie, not tonight!

- Come on man, this is
gonna be such a good moment.

- Look, I need to figure
out this Rachel thing okay?

- Well come on, I'm not
gonna bother anybody.

- Can you just
give me some space?

- Okay.

Okay.

Shut it down Lance, come on.

Come on, Lance.

- All hail Wil!

Today's Bingo winner!

(cheering)

- Thank you guys, thank
you all very very much.

Oh, and of course a
very special thanks to

the little boy who dropped
his ice cream cone.

(cheering)

Long time no see.

- Your enthusiasm is very cute.

- Cute, really?

- No no no, it's
good for us road dogs

to be reminded of
it once in a while.

- What's a road dog?

- It's what we call
old timers around here.

- Well you're not that old.

- I am in dog years, yeah.

I'm really happy you're
doing the boardwalk show.

- Me too.

- "Your work is like
a ray of sunshine."

- You know, believe
it or not, Susan said

that he wants to show some of my

paintings at his
show in New York.

But apparently I would
have to embrace some notes.

- Well I think you need
to ask yourself do you

wanna be successful, or
do you wanna be happy?

- I've been inspired
by your whole

attitude towards your
art and your music.

It's all just so honest.

- I've written a
couple of new songs.

- Oh yeah?

Can I hear them?

- Not here.

- Okay.

- But I could be talked into
giving you a private concert.

- I think that's good, I'd
actually like that very much.

- Okay.

So here's the plan.

I'm gonna get up,
call it a night,

and then you're gonna
wait a couple minutes,

and then you're gonna
get up and you're gonna

call it a night and
meet me at my booth.

- Pretty sneaky.

- It's just these
guys are like a

bunch of old ladies
when it comes to gossip.

Besides, Chief's like my dad.

- I get it.

- All right.

- All right.

- Okay losers, you're boring me.

I'm outta here.
- What?

Oh come on!

You're leaving already?

It's not even late!

- Get real.

- Rach, come on!

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

- Hey, don't stop playing.

- That's just something
I've been working on.

- I liked it, it's pretty.

- Thank you.

But I will play you another
song that I wrote recently.

I've never played it before for

anyone, this is the first time.

- Well I'm honored.

- Might be the last.

- [Wil] Come on.

♪ I'll be waiting by the fire
just to see what you inspire

♪ When we've got the time

♪ We'll plant rows
of corn and lettuce

♪ And the drought
will never get us

♪ When we make the time

♪ We'll be energy efficient

♪ We will hand
wash all the dishes

♪ And turn all the
lights off at bedtime

♪ We'll make a perfect pair

♪ When we've got the time

♪ And we've both
gotta see new towns

♪ It isn't time to settle down

♪ But someday I
might call you mine

♪ You'll be my man

♪ When we got the time

- I loved it.

- That's all I got.

- That was really good.

- Let's go for a walk.

(rock ballad music)

You never told me.

Why just one L?

- I'm about to reveal something

super embarrassing right now.

- You didn't realize you'd been

misspelling it this whole time?

- No, smartass.

It's short for Wilbur.

Does that help you figure
out what Orrie's short for?

- Orrie, as in Orville?

Oh my God, like the
Wright Brothers?

- My dad's love of
aviation clearly trumped

not embarrassing the
shit out of his kids.

- I mean it's kinda cute.

Maybe even a little sexy.

- Well then you can call me
Wilbur as must as you'd like.

- Wanna go swimming?

- Isn't this exactly like
the first scene in Jaws?

- Come on.

(gentle ukulele tuning)

♪ Where did you go

♪ I just don't know

- Whatever, man.

(alternative pop music)

- Hey.

- Good to see
you're still alive.

- Sorry, I got caught just
entertaining Orrie and his crew.

It was just too late
to call or text.

♪ Yeah I think after
all of this time

♪ That I'm okay with this

- See, this is such great
conflict right here.

I mean she doesn't
even know that he

still might go to
New York with Susan.

Characters and conflict, that
is what makes a good film.

Write that down.

- Hey.

Hey, what's up?

- Just don't even touch me.

- Okay, what's up?

- I'm done with the
Wright Brothers.

- What are you talking about?

- Why don't you ask Orrie,
he seems to know everything.

You know, I'm not just
some pit stop for you

to figure out what you
actually want in life.

- Okay, that's fine, but I have

no idea what you're
talking about.

- Just leave me alone.

- No, Rachel, Rachel!

♪ After all this time

♪ Yeah I think after
all of this time

♪ That I'm okay with this

- Excuse me!

- [Vic] Yeah?

- This piece is amazing.

- Thank you.

- Um...

The price?

- It's right there.

- Yeah, I know, I just,
is that your final price?

- This isn't a garage sale, man.

- Oh I know, I
didn't mean anything

by that, but I had to ask.

- No, no you didn't.

- [Customer] I just
figured I'd try.

- It hurts, man.

I mean how would you
like it if every day

you came to work and your boss

negotiated your
salary with you, huh?

- Look, I didn't mean
anything by it, I just--

- Well that's the
price, it's right there.

- Well it's definitely worth it.

- Damn right it is.

- Do you take checks?

- Yes.

I need your address
and your phone number.

And make it out to me.

- All right.

- It's on the card.

- All right.

- Tax brings it to 5,300.

- Tax huh?

Okay.

5,300, all right.

I don't know, maybe I
need to think this over.

I'll be back.

- Hey, hey!

Hey what's this man?

Huh?

- Hey, look buddy.

- What's this, huh?

Who put you up to this, huh?

- Deal with him.

- What's going on here?

You little prick.

I oughta shove that
thing right up your ass.

You think this is funny?

- Careful what you
say on camera, Vic.

- Hey, whoa whoa whoa,
guys, hey, what's up?

- Your brother
sent an actor in to

jerk me around so
he could film it!

- Actually it's not film,
it's a capture card.

- You know, I don't give
a shit what it is, man.

You have got no right messing
with another man's livelihood!

- What are you doing?

- I didn't do anything Wil,

I'm just trying to
get a good shot.

- No Orrie, that's
over the line.

Come on.

- I'll show you over the line.

- Hey, dude!

- You are done!

You have got to go!

- Me?

I was just assaulted.

- I don't care!

Orrie, nobody wants you here.

- Yeah, good riddance, man.

- Vic, you're out too.

- What for?

- Are you kidding?

I don't even know where
to start with you,

you are rude to
customers and judges.

You're drunk and disorderly.

This is not your show, Vic.

This is everyone's show.

Leave!

Go!

- What do we do?

- We?

No, there is no we.

Why don't you just
clear out of here.

I mean how did she even
get packed up that quickly?

- Show ended, she was gone.

- I don't even know
why she's upset.

- Apparently Orrie's
crew was watching

a video of you two on
the beach last night.

- God's sake, why?

Why would he even possibly
think that's a good idea?

I mean even for him.

No wonder she...

Do you have any
idea where she went?

- I have no idea.

- Okay, thanks Chief.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

It's Wil, please
leave a message.

(answering machine beeps)

- [Susan] Hey Wil, it's Susan.

It's been a few weeks since the

boardwalk and I'm
gonna be heading back

to New York after the
show this weekend.

I really hate the way
that we left things.

If you wanna clear the
air, I'd really like that.

Anyway, ball's in your court.

Let me know.

- Well I'll be damned.

- Man, I'm not here okay?

- Hey, keep your pants
on, I'm not here either.

- Look, Vic, I'm sorry about
how everything went down.

- Aw shut up.

Come on, I was on
my way out already.

As if you couldn't tell.

Still painting?

- Not really.

Kinda lost the thrill of it.

How about you?

- Just got my 30 day chip.

- Hey, all right.

- I'm living clean again,
I'm on a green tea diet.

- [Wil] Green tea huh?

That work?

- Yeah, I'm doing
whatever they tell me.

I gotta make it work this time.

Hey, I got a meeting
in 10 minutes.

You wanna walk?

- Sure.

- You know what?

You are so close to something,
you just can't even see it.

You should take a
page out of your

brother's book, he knows
how to take chances.

Oh, you guys still
aren't talking huh?

I had a brother who
was a lot like Orrie.

He was a real piece of work,
he loved to stir the pot.

But deep down he was
a really good guy.

Maybe that's why I
let Orrie get my goat.

Old dynamics at play.

Anyway, he passed away before
I had a chance to make amends.

Do yourself a favor and
get right with Orrie.

- Yeah, kinda takes
two to do that.

- Yeah, I know it does.

And I know that he's an ass.

But you know what, Wilbur?

You two need each other.

I mean if you read
anything about the

Wright Brothers you
know that neither

one of them would've
flown without the other.

- Yeah, well we're kinda
grounded right now.

- You get things right
with Orrie, you'd be

surprised how many things
fall into place for you.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

♪ And I'm steered

♪ By the whistling wind

♪ By the howl of the lake

♪ Yes I'm free

♪ In the open air

♪ With a promise of flight

♪ Flight, flight

♪ I am low, but I know (mumbles)

♪ My companion in
these dark times I know

♪ She inspires and reminds me

♪ The solace in me

♪ I know

♪ I know

♪ In my buried heart it
hurts when it's lonely

♪ So I sing to the
dark when I'm sad

♪ And I fight through
the cold of my sorrow

♪ With the joy I'm
so lucky to have

♪ And I'm wise and
I'm stupid and willful

♪ But I'm brave with
the moon on my side

♪ And I forget what the
point of my point was

♪ Other than to say I
have nothing to hide

- Susan, I'm sorry I never
returned your messages, okay?

- No answer was answer enough.

Anyway, it's my last
week here, so I'm gonna

be very happy to get
back to my real life.

- No, look, seriously, I didn't

answer because I
didn't know what

to say, but I think
I've got it now.

You're smart.

And really talented, and I know

you're gonna do big
things in New York.

It's just taken me a
long time to realize

that that's not the life I want.

- Look, I get it.

But for what it's worth I think

you would've done really well.

♪ I'm brave with
the moon on my side

- Later.

♪ I forget what the
point of my point was

♪ Other than to say I
have nothing to hide

- [Pregnant Woman] Damn it.

- Hey, you guys want a hand?

- That would be great.

- Thank you.

- Let me get that for you.

Ready?

All right.

- The move has been
pretty hard on her.

- You know, whatever problem you

guys have, they're
probably temporary.

Hey, actually, do you guys
mind if I take a photo?

I'm an artist and you've
just given me an idea.

- Sure.

- Yeah.

- [Wil] Thanks.

Have a good day, guys.

- [Pregnant Woman]
Thanks for your help.

- [Wil] Hey, no problem.

- Hey.

What are you doing here?

- Don't even bother
getting up dude,

I'm just gonna get some things.

- Wil, I have something to say.

- [Wil] Orrie.

- No, seriously.

I wanna offer you something.

- What?

- I'm gonna give
you a free shot.

Don't hold back.

- You want me to hit you?

- Yeah.

I deserve this.

Didn't think you'd
actually do it.

- Why, you said you deserved it.

- I did.

- I know.

- So we cool?

- We'll get there
man, we always do.

- So I was looking through
some of the footage.

I came across that
little piece where

Rachel's explaining her
artistic motivation.

Really struck me.

Think I'm gonna
explore more of that.

- Good, man.

You know, I think that that

really is the
heart of the shows.

- It's so beautiful,
let's take a picture.

- Okay.

- That's cute, I love it.

- It is.

- I'm gonna post that one.

- Look at you, mom.

- I know, I'm so high tech.

(laughs)

- [Rachel] I love it.

(gentle acoustic guitar music)

(phone dings)

- Yes.

- That looks really nice.

- No way dude, what
are you doing here?

- Just a second,
I'm not filming this

by the way, I have
no camera, see?

- How did you even find me?

- New lows in internet stalking.

- I don't post anything
on the internet.

- No, but your mom does.

Hi, Mrs. Dante.

- Hi.

- I'm Orrie Hunter,
I'm Wil's brother.

- What happened to your eye?

- Oh I got punched.

My brother punched
me, I deserved it.

- Yeah, I'm sure you did.

- Look Rachel, I'm
here to apologize.

Please don't blame Will for
this, this is all my fault.

I'm an ass, plain and simple.

But Wil's not.

And he really cares about you.

A lot more than I've seen
him care about anybody.

Rachel, Wil is the
most thoughtful,

kindhearted person that I know

and he is so sad
right now and...

And it's all my fault.

So if you could do me a favor.

Just talk to him.

That's all I want.

Please.

- Oh my God.

- [Orrie] I'll drive if you
guys have had too much--

- I can't deal with
this right now, Orrie.

Can you just get out of here?

- [Orrie] Yeah, yeah.

It's lovely to meet you.

- Sorry.

- [Orrie] Just think about it.

- [Rachel] I really don't
wanna talk about it.

- [Wil] Hey.

- Dude.

Wil, these are amazing.

- [Wil] Thanks.

- This is your best work.

Rachel would love that.

- Yeah, I've tried to reach out

to her a few times,
but I don't think

she wants to have
anything to do with me.

- I'm sorry, man.

Wish there was
something I could do.

- What are you doing here?

- I don't know.

But I'm here.

You painted me?

- You like it?

- Yeah.

(soft rock music)

(plane engine revs)

- He's flying.
- Oh my God.

- What is this?

- I finished it.

- You finished the documentary?

- Yeah.

I think you'll like it.

- Hi!

Hi.

- [Wil] Chief.

- Hello.

- I need a mama
drink, everyone needs

a drink, everybody's
coming to drink.

- Wow mom, you got a
big shot, let's go.

- Oh my God, okay.

- You ready?

- To my son.

(cheering)

- Mama bear like a champ!

No chaser!

You got it, mom.

- [Rebecca] Thank
you, that was special.

- One of my favorite paintings.

- I know, right?

- It's amazing.

- Thanks.

- And your booth, oh my
gosh, it's just so great.

- [Wil] You're
next, you want one?

♪ You are the ones
that can go on forever

- Oh my gosh.

(laughter)

All right, here we go.

- [Moviegoers]
Eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one!

(cheering)

♪ Art Show Bingo,
one, two, three

♪ I'll be waiting by the fire

♪ Just to see what you inspire

♪ When we got the time

♪ We'll plant rows
of corn and lettuce

- There you go.

♪ And the drought
will never get us

♪ When we've got the time

♪ We'll be energy efficient

♪ We will hand
wash all the dishes

♪ And we'll turn all the
lights off at bedtime

♪ We'll make a perfect pair

♪ When we got the time

- Woo!

- (mumbles) riff.

All right, I'll
also do the song.

- [Director] Beautiful.

That was so great, guys.

(dramatic alternative
rock music)