Andô Noboru no waga tôbô to sex no kiroku (1976) - full transcript

Ando on the run, stopping in to service all the women in his life, with a bit of the old ultra-violence.

- It's Koyama.
- It's Shindo.

Boss, we took care of it.

Company President!

Tetsushi Hayakawa Shot!
A Ginza Evening, in the
Company President's Office
Henchmen from Shibuya's Ando-Group?

Noboru Ando's
Sex and Escape Chronicle

"Mistresses whose homes Ando
is likely to visit"

Produced by Koji Ohta & Toru Yoshida
Screenplay by Jun Takada

Original Music by Shigeru Izumiya
Cinematography by Shizuo Hanazawa
Make Up by Hiromi Kitagawa

Production Designer: Hiroshi Kitagawa
Lighting: Shigeru Umetani
Sound Recording: Masuhiro Hirogami

Assistant Director: Michio Fukuyu
Editor: Takeo Toda
Still Photographer: Mitsuo Kato

Starring:



Noboru Ando

Mayumi Hagino / Aoi Nakajima
Maya Hiromi

Renji Ishibashi / Katsumasa Uchida
Keizo Kanie / Hirohisa Nakada

Moeko Ezawa / Tooru Hanada
Koji Fujiyama / Hiroshi Kondo

Kinji Takinami / Seiya Sato
Tsuneji Miemachi / Jun Kosugi

Reika Maki / Midori Yamamoto
Jiro Sagawa / Beniko Iida

Osamu Kimura / Kengo Miyaji
Takeshige Hatanaka / Tadashi Takatsuki

Asao Koike / Housei Komatsu

Directed by
Noboru Tanaka

Oh, come on Ando, you really
think I'd run my mouth?

Well, you can't trust reports,
can you?

Not all that again...

For now, just tell me about Hayakawa.

He's regained consciousness. They say
he'll be in recovery for two months.



Longer than I expected.

Apparently the bullet entered through
his arm, bounced off a bone...

...entered his lungs and curved down
into his intestines.

A pretty rare case, huh?

Hey, Funabashi, looks like you're
pretty skillful after all!

- What about the cops?
- Yeah, about that...

Damn, they're pulling out all the stops.

With a shooting like this,
it's not gonna go away so easy.

They've got the 1st precinct,
the 2nd, the 3rd all together.

It's the biggest search since
the Shimoyama incident.

Ando, it's the timing.

The government has been castigated
and the cops are looking...

...to conquer the mountain and plant
themselves another flag.

If you're looking to win
the popular vote...

...you've gotta use an incident
like this as your arrowhead.

It's ripe for the picking.
Even the mass media's on board.

They're taking to the battleground
and gearing up...

...this big campaign to thoroughly
flush out violent gangs.

What, so Hayakawa
was this big shot in the game...

...and I'm just an up-and-coming
gang of hooligans?

No, that's not it!

So then you think Hayakawa's
going to be able to come out on top?

No, he'll never change.

After two months he'll
be back in health...

...and commandeering small to medium
enterprises all over Japan.

Ando...

You're surrounded on all sides here!
What are you gonna do?

Run.

With everybody watching this closely...

...it'd be a shame to be caught so quickly.

"Noboru Ando's Fearless Challenge".

That'll be the headline.

- What's wrong with him?
- Tuberculosis.

He's been in bad shape for a while.

I guess we put him through
the ringer on this job too.

That's right, other than me everybody
here is a tuberculosis patient.

Mori, yakuza bacteria
is floating all around you.

You probably shouldn't breathe.

I'm leaving!

Don't panic so quickly.
We'll take you where you're going.

Hey, Ando smiled and disappeared
into his first safe house.

Hey!

And the villain has arrived.

You're late.

Yakko, was work good today?

No sir! I'm the new girl who can't sell
and my schedule is totally open.

The princess-ing business doesn't
fit well with the yakuza-ing business.

"Noboru Ando's Fearless Challenge"

This is the 9:00 news.

This morning, the Metropolitan Police
Department, in the midst of the...

... investigation into the shooting of
Hayakawa Tetsushi, President of...

...Kyokuto Sentaku, has put Noboru
Ando on the national wanted list.

On the same list they have also put Shindo
Hideo, a leader of Ando's organization...

...and members Koyama Hiroshi
and Kawahara Kunihiko...

...under suspicion of attempted murder.

As well as Hoshino Keizo,
another organization leader...

...under suspicion of violation of the
Swords and Firearms Control Act.

Kawahara...

So far, the investigation has determined
that on the day of the incident...

while meeting with Hayakawa in the
afternoon to discuss debt issues...

...Ando suddenly cut the meeting short
and returned to his office in Shibuya.

He sent an order through Shindo to
Kawahara, telling him to attack Hayakawa.

To create an alibi, he accompanied
Koyama to a hotel in Atami...

...and awaited the announcement
of the incident.

For his alleged involvement, a warrant
was also issued for Hoshino for another...

... incident under suspicion of violation of
the Swords and Firearms Control Act.

As for Hayakawa, he is currently accommo-
dated at Inoue Hospital awaiting...

...surgery for the bullet which is still
lodged in the right side of his torso.

Now, onto the next news report...

It's like the plot of a movie!

Kawahara...

Well, I guess he does look
a lot like Funabashi...

- Huh?
- Nothing.

- Hello?
- Yeah, It's me.

- This is Koyama. Did you hear?
- Yeah, I heard. Funny, right?

Well...

Kawahara is here now.

What should we do?

Alright, we'll dress it up like Kawahara
was the shooter and have him run.

Even if he gets picked up, have
him stick to it all the way to court.

Shindo and Funahashi
will go to Yamanashi.

Hoshino will stay in Tokyo
and create distractions.

And you'll move out with me.

Everyone is to get a move on
with their assignments today, got it?

Don't get picked up. You run
and you run and you run!

Heeeere you go!

Alright, let's dance!
Everybody dance!

Stop it!

- Yakko, what are you doing?
- I'm going on the run with you.

I'm following you far, far away.
I want to go too!

You have no reason
to go on the run with me.

- I do too!
- You can't.

- No!
- I said you can't!

I want to go with you. Please!
It'll be fine if I come along.

I already told you no!

- You idiot!
- Please!

Take me too!
I want to be with you!

- This isn't a game.
- Please!

I want to go! Take me!

- Shut up!
- Then take me! Take me!

You don't get it, do you?
You're still just a kid.

Drive.

- Where to?
- Akasaka.

No way, boss! The cops are
watching her place like hawks.

We're going because they're watching her.
It's just one day, we'll be fine.

It makes no sense to go from the safest
spot to the most dangerous spot.

Got it.

She's there alright.

What happened?

They searched the house.

What'd they take?

A lot of things.

Anything bad?

You haven't been here in four months.

There wouldn't be anything
like that here.

I'm the one on the run.
Look, you can't even fold properly.

You're so warm.

Stop! Hold up!
Wait!

The reason behind all this is that
there are too many criminal tricks...

...taught in weekly magazines,
television, radio, etc.

There is no doubt that this consequently
gives rise to criminal syndicates.

Now is the time that we most
need civil organizations...

...dedicated to resisting
violent gangs.

Gathering our individual courage,
with our combined power...

...we can shut down such violence.

It is my dream that through this movement
we may all enjoy our lives together.

Everyone, let's build a clean
amusement quarter...

...where we can help each other,
bring tables out into the street...

...and laugh and smile with passers by!

We must keep order in society...

...and not only extinguish criminal gangs
in order to protect the ones we love...

...but also create a bright, fulfilling
atmosphere for public life.

Coffee's ready!

How is it? Does it smell the same?

Hey, you always used to say that you
had no interest in being pursued...

...but could love someone that
is pursued, right?

And that you lived your life up until now
like a beast on the hunt.

That's how you came after me, anyway.

How's it feel now, to be
the one that is pursued?

To be pursued implies you're
running away from something.

I'm not running away from anything.

I'm running towards something.

So don't think I'm running away!

Oh yeah? That's so like you
to say something like that.

But it makes sense.

Whatever the direction,
from my point of view...

...you on the run just doesn't
seem like you at all.

It's bitter.

- Hello? Huh? Mr. Tokugawa?
- It's for me.

Actually, Tadokoro contacted us directly.

He said he'd open his place to us,
and to come if we're in trouble.

We don't know when the cops will
search that woman's place...

...so I thought we might take
Tadokoro up on that offer.

Idiot! Tadokoro doesn't live in our world.

He doesn't know what he's getting into!

Okay... but... okay...

I understand.

It's just that it'll be dangerous
to stay there any longer...

4 am, on the dot, okay.

Anything else?

Yeah, Hayakawa's boss, Gouto Ryuzo...

Contact him through Yonehara
from the 4th Minzoku Doshi Group...

...and get 100 million yen.

Yeah, threaten him, whatever it takes.

Yeah, if he doesn't move
quickly we'll kill him.

Tell Yonehara if it goes well
50 million will come his way.

This isn't interesting if we're
just running the whole time.

Yeah, don't let me down.

I... want to have... your child.

Are you thinking about Keishi again?

I know he's dead.

But you're not afraid to be with me.

I... really do want to have...
your child.

Idiot!

What are you doing?

No!

Hey big boy, welcome!

What... what are you doing?

It's fine!

Why so fidgety, even though you're
always making people wait yourself?

I won't be back for a while.

Here, buy something with this.

Will you be okay? Shouldn't
you wait a bit longer?

Don't get caught!

Alright, next deal. Bets please.
Anyone else?

- Alright, come on.
- We have a game.

Hey there!

- I'd like to play
- Well, that's...

I thought a place like this
would actually be pretty safe.

No way... but whatever!

You bastard!
Where the hell were you!

I've got something to tell
you about Tadokoro.

That's no excuse!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Tadokoro!

That's enough.

I refused like you told me to, boss...

...but he insisted on coming to see you.
I'm sorry.

Why are you so stand-offish,
refusing like that?

I won't talk or anything.

Come take a load off at mine for a bit.

- Welcome!
- That's my wife, Kayo.

I'm Tadokoro's wife.

I've heard many rumors
about you from my husband.

I'm Ando.

Please make yourself at home.

We don't have children...

...so behave as you like.

If you'd like a change of clothes,
you can borrow some from my husband.

Thank you.

Here you go.

Please Ando, hang in there.

Nobody thinks you did anything wrong.

Please, make yourself at home.

Hey, Tadokoro...

Why are you doing this?
Taking me in like this?

Ando, lots of people are saying
that the postwar period is over.

But for people like us, the postwar period
will continue until we die.

Right?

You remember the human
depth charge training?

Putting on the oxygen canister
and the steel helmet.

Waiting at the bottom of the ocean
for one or two hours.

It was the middle of summer,
but we were freezing down there...

...waiting for our next orders.

Breathe in through the nose
and out through the mouth.

That guy Konishi got the breathing wrong
and died from gas poisoning.

Just as my division was
ordered into the sea...

...his diving helmet...

...was bobbing...

...up and down in the water
like some kind of sea monster..

It was such a draining day.

The guy next to me, his oxygen
tank exploded and killed him.

His face was all burned,
bright red and all swollen.

They pulled him up with such
sad looks on their faces.

That really was a tragedy.

You couldn't even recognize what
his face had looked like before.

Ando...

This country hasn't changed
a bit since those days.

Don't get caught!

It's not like that.

Huh?

That's not how I see things...

I just...

Shindo!

- Wait!
- After him!

You'll never get away!

"Besieged in a Flophouse in Kofu"

"Ando Group Members 'Shindo'
and 'Funabashi' Arrested"

- Are you Ayako Todai?
- Yes.

I'm Tadokoro, a friend of Ando's.

Get in.

Hurry!

Ando, you have a guest.

Ayako.

I thought you'd be pretty
lonely all on your own.

Better to have some company.

Oh yeah, I'm taking my wife
golfing for two or three days.

- Take care of the house.
- Got it.

Thank you.

You've lost a little weight, no?

What have you been doing?

Huh? You're writing letters?

While in hiding I've heard people talk
about banishing violence.

Where would you banish it to?

Have you thought of those
who you would banish...

...without allowing them
so much as a nest?

What about the youth of Japan,
those who have no dreams, no hopes...

...and who live in such
a dark state of mind?

I assert that violence is an anger
that stagnates in the hearts...

...of not just those who are labeled
as gangsters, but all youth.

All youth, including us, are the ones who
will inherit the future of Japan.

Put another way, is this
not simply our generation?

To Reporter Mori, Social Division, Mainichi
Newspaper, Otemachi, Chiyoda-ku, Toyko.

You've been bored, haven't you?

Where are you gonna run to?

How should I know?

- What, you want to come
with me to the end? - Sure.

If you're headed to the gates of hell,
I guess I'll send you off.

It must have been inconvenient for you
to suddenly be picked up and brought here.

Of couse it was, super-inconvenient!

But I'm the one who loves you most!

You dummy, saying silly
things like that.

But how was it, being followed around by
the police all the time because of me?

Under their terrible gaze...

...it felt like you were getting further
and further away from me.

Hoshino!

Wait!

Stop!

You bastard!

Hoshino has been confined in
the Shibya Police station.

He has completely denied
the charges against him...

...and will not say anything about
the whereabouts of the Ando gang.

He will be sent to the prosecutor
tomorrow morning.

He has stated that since the warrant
for his arrest was issued...

...on the 15th of last month,
he has had no contact whatsoever...

...with anyone from the Ando gang.

Turn it off.

Next, on the 5th the Prime Minister...

Off!

Like white blood cells killing bacteria...

Running around and cleaning
everything up.

You may be captured and beat up with
blood all over you like everybody else.

Even though they're all infected and sick,
the police don't let up at all.

They never let up.

Hey, Ayako...

I wonder why I'm the only one
whose lungs didn't go to hell.

Should I dance for you?

I suddenly wanted to dance for you,
it's been such a long time.

Ayako, what will you do if I'm caught?

You won't!

It might even be tomorrow.

No!

This is the last time.

No! Absolutely not! No!

"If caught, bring him to me."

- Is this the Tokugawa residence?
- It's me.

This is Koyama. I've found
the next safe house.

A vacation rental in Hayama.

I'd like to come pick you up now,
is that alright?

Yeah, come soon. It's time
to leave this place.

Understood.

Ayako, Ayako!

"Noboru Ando's Reasoning"

These fuckers are such America-freaks
it's absurd.

We'll be set for quite a while here!

Next we're flying to Hong Kong, boss.

Tomorrow we'll hear from Tachibana.

Koyama, why are you so serious
about helping me escape?

'Cause... 'cause that's your order, boss.

It's not 'cause you're afraid
to disobey me?

Boss!

Is that what you think of me?!

We have you completely surrounded!

Drop your weapon and come
out immediately!

Do not try to resist!

We have you completely surrounded!

Drop your weapon and come
out immediately!

Do not try to resist!

- Watch out!
- I brought a souvenir for you!

God dammit!
Goddamn...

We have you completely surrounded!

- Drop your weapon and come
out immediately!- Noisy bastards!

Do not try to resist!

- The Tsukiji Police station had
decided to shift the focus...- Boss!

...of its investigation into the shooter
away from Kawahara...

...and towards Funabashi, who had
been arrested the other day.

Nonetheless, the self-explosion
of the suspect in Hokkaido...

...cannot be taken without surprise.

Futher, the Metropolitan Police have
arrested Ando's war-buddy Tadokoro Yuji...

...and his wife, as well as Ayako Todai
under suspicion of sheltering Ando.

These suspects are under intense
investigation and the police firmly believe...

...that Ando's arrest is now only
a matter of time.

This has been the news of the
Kyokuto Sentaku incident.

Bastards...

I'll split their heads for their
brains to dry in the sun!

Boss, about Tachibana...

He said he'd pay 30 million
and not one yen more.

What'll we do?
The bastard's cutting 70 million yen!

30 million...

Koyama, that's the price
of my life right now.

You think it's expensive? Or cheap?

It's too cheap! Unbelievably cheap!

- Alright, refuse him.

Yes! I'll insist on 100 million!

No, I don't need the money.

I'm not gonna go to Hong Kong.

There were six of us on the run.

I'd convinced myself it was just me.

Now there's only two left.

No, six.

We were six bacteria from the beginning.

Bacteria called hooligans.

Bacteria, huh?

That's for sure!

That's the thing about bacteria...

The more their friends are killed,
the worse they become.

It's like...

....they soak up the vitality
of the dead ones.

As for me, Koyama...

If I'm a bacteria, I want to
die causing a disease so painful...

...my opponent can't even
stand up anymore.

I'll tear their stomachs open...

...with the power of the four
bacteria they've taken.

A six person family suicide?

- Yeah.
- Alright!

Alight boss! After all,
we're the bacteria of Japan!

We're the worst of them all!

Yeah, nothing like that lukewarm
Hong Kong beer.

Let's light this town up...

...in the way that hooligans do.

Shall we go out with a bang?

Let's do it!

Fuuuuck!

Please stop, please!

What the hell,
is this the Japanese flag?

Get them!

Fuck!

Boss

Boss!

I'll paralyze you with my disease!

I'm the bacteria of Japan!

Boss!

I'm the bacteria of Japan!

Boss!

Come on!

Noboru Ando, you're under
arrest for attempted murder.

Shut up, I'm almost there,
so just wait!

Don't mess with me!

Wha... What are you doing?

Shut up! You bastards
wouldn't let me finish!

Ando!

Cut it out! Stop!

Hey! Hey, Ando!

Abdo, stop it!

Stop! You're filthy!

Ando! Ando!

Ando, how do you feel now?

Pull alongside them!

How do you feel?

What? Huh? I can't hear you!

Say it again, Ando!

Ando!

I feel like I'm the emperor of Japan.

Ando Noboru, 32 years old
Arrested July 15, 1958

34 days on the run
Attempted murder

Illegal possession of a firearm
Violation of the Gunpowder Control Act

Sentenced to 8 years imprisonment
Incarcerated December, 1958

Released on parole September, 1964
Ando Group disbanded September, 1964

Currently: Film Actor

The End