An Inspector Calls (1978) - full transcript
It's the second lesson for Mr. Brown and Ms. Courteney informs him that an education inspector will be arriving. Aswell there will be a new African student arriving. However these two arrivals create quite a confusing lesson.
- Excuse me young man - Si senora
- Are you in Mr. Brown's class? - Por favore
Mr. Brown's class! Brown! Mr. Brown
Ah si! Juan Cervantes
Yes, but are you in Mr. Brown's class?
- English as a foreign language? - Por favore?
Are you really as stupid as you look?
Excuse me
You are in Mr. Brown's class, aren't you?
Are you or aren't you?
- Doesn't Mr. Brown teach
you anything? - Por favore?
- You - Yes please Missy
Can l be assisting you in any way whatsoever?
At last a breakthrough
- Are you in Mr. Brown's
class? - No, l'm in corridor
- Do you think you could give
him a message - Certainly
- l am Miss Courtney - l am Ranjeet Singh
Just at this particularl moment, l'm
not really bothered in who you are
l just want you to give Mr. Brown a message
l will be very happy to comply with your request
Would you tell Mr. Brown l
would like a word with him
Most certainly
Which word would you like?
Just say l want to speak to him
Foreigners!
Quiet please!
Settle down!
Good evening
So we appear to be some missing l
hope they haven't dropped out
Please it would not be surprising me
l am always thinking that Sikh, son
of Guru, was a Punjabi drop out
l am hearing what you are saying, you
miserable spawn of ajackal
Don't you two start again! Actually, you're late
A thousand apologies for
this unforgivable tardiness
But we were all unavoidably detained
in the corridor by a lady
Si, si
Do l take it Juan that you
understood what Ranjeet was saying?
- Por favor? - Sorry i asked
Who was this lady who
detained you in the corridor?
Oh blimey! l am forgetting her name
She was big lady. Very large bosoms
Grandioso, very good!
Yes, well while you are trying to remember her
name, perhaps you'd better sit down
Now l hope you've all done your homework
Excuse me please! l am
remembering the name! Missy Courtney
- Miss Courtney - Yes absolutely
The lady with the large bosoms
- She is wanting to see you -
Well, she'll just have to wait
Excuse me please! She is already waiting
She may be the principal but l have a
class to teach! Now as l was saying...
Ah Miss large... Miss Courtney
- l was just on my way to see you
actually - That's not the impression l got
- l shan't be a moment class
- lt's all right, don't bother
l'm here only to tell you that
you can expect another student
- Jolly good! The more the merrier
- You're not here to make merry Mr. Brown
No, it was just a figure of speech
You'd better try to teach a few
figures of speech to your students
- They seem to be in need
of it - l'm doing my best
- Miss Courtney? - Yes
This new student! What nationality can l expect?
- African - African! Thank you
Remember, i asked you to write an essay or
short story about your life here in England
l hope you've all done so, have you?
Good, good! l'll go round the class and
ask each of you to read out what you've written
Anna, should we start with you?
- My life in England by Anna
Schmidt - Good! Very good
- Yeah but go on - There's no more
- You mean that's all there is? - Ya
l half no time to write more! Always
that Mrs. Valker is keeping me busy
Anna do this - Anna do that! She
is a slavedriver that Mrs Valker
- Walker - Vat?
W is pronounced 'Weh'! Your
employer's name is Walker
Ya, Valker
Do you know how many shirts Mrs
Valker make me iron last night?
- Walker - Ya Valker
Twelve! Then l had to
prepare a meal for the bitch
Anna, she may be a hard taskmistress but
l don't think you ought to call her that
- Who? - Mrs. Valker... Walker
- l vas meaning the dog bitch - Oh l see
That is vy l am having no time for the homework
Well, not to worry! You really
must concentrate on those 'double u' sounds
Danielle, would you like to read us your essay?
Oui
What l like about England! By
Mamselle Danielle Favre
Telephone 2468021
Good! Carry on!
- Scusi - Yes, Giovanni?
Was it 8021 or 8012?
8021 ! Look, never mind what number it was
You're here to improve your
English not chat up other students
You are absolutely right Professori!
lt's just l'd like to improve my French as well
You can do that in your own time
- Carry on Danielle - Zank you
l like England because ze grass is
so green, and ze pople are so nice
- People - Yes
Especially ze men
Quiet! Quiet
Englishmen are so charming, so
handsome and so sexy
Silence please
Yeah, l think that will do Danielle
But l have written much more... all
about the things l like to do at night
Yes well, l don't think we'd
better go into those
l'll be reading all your essays later
Jamila... l don't suppose you've
written anything, have you?
Written... anything?
- No - No
You really must start to speak
a little, Jamila... Speak
No, no! ln English! You
must try to speak in English
Look! Try saying Good evening
All right, lets start with 'good'! Good, Good
lt's not difficult! Come on! Good, Good
You nearly said it then! Come on! Good
Please! No prompting
Gud
Excellent! Well done
Now try 'evening'! Evening!
lt's not difficult Jamila! Go on! Evening
Yes, yes! Come on
Gud!
l know you can say
'good'! Say 'evening'! Evening
Efening! Efening! Efening
- Good - Efening
Now put them both together! Good evening
Gud efening
Good efening
Very good Jamila
Well done
We'll try some new words later
- Now Su-Lee, have you
written anything? - Yes, yes
What l rike about England
England is becoming more porriticarry minded
and gladually more reft wing
The overthlow of decadent
capitaristic government will soon take prace
As working crasses become more educated
And emblace Communism as the tlue way of rife
Workers levolution getting nealer
With inevitable corrapse of
lmpeliaristic bougoise interrectual society
Yes! Well if thats what you like about England
l wouldn't want to hear what you didn't like
- Excuse pleaso - Yes Taro
May l have small observations on
youngo radies discourse
Which will also irrustrate
incleased knowledge of Engrisho
- Certainly Taro! Go ahead - With lespecto
Youngo rady speak road of cobras
Attitude typical of Fascist Nipponese
Japan civilised countly noto
rike China lun by peasanto
- Chinese not peasants - Japanese not Fascisto
Su Lee! Su Lee! Come back
Taro, please go and apologize
- Apologize? - Yes
Noto my faulto
Never mind whose faulto it was! Go and apologize
Ah prease
Waito
Waito
Waito
- Mrs. Courtney - Miss
l'm Roger Kenyon... from the Education Authority
l was told they were sending an inspector round
- But l really didn't expect - He would be black
- He would be so young - My apologies
But the authority likes to check that
the standards of the evening classes
are up to par
l can assure you that my
standards here are well over par
l'm glad to hear it
Well Mr. Kenyon, if you'd like to
come with me, l'll show you round
No, no please! l'd ratherjust
wander around on my own, if you don't mind
l usually get a much clearer picture that way
- Everything all right? - Everything's okay
- We have agleed to differ - Good
- Excuse me - Ah, our new African
- Pardon? - Yeah, l've been expecting you
- Me? - Yes, l was told l'd have a new pupil
Look, it's nearly time for our tea break
So why don't you just sit at the back for a
moment, and l'll get your particulars later
- But please... - Be a good
chap! Don't argue, just sit down
- All right? - Yes, but...
- Sit? - Yes please
O.K. Me sit!
There you are!
10 p! Thank you, that's it
Next!
- You sitta here - Merci
- l get coffee - Merci
- Coffee black? - Sank you please
Coffee black
- l'm gettada coffee for Danielle - Too bad
- Sugar? - Merci
How about a biscuit? You like a biscuit?
- l would like that! - Good
l'll be back
A packet of biscuits, please
Wait your turn! There's a queue here! Go on
Next
Gud efening
- Yes, good evening! Tea
or coffee? - Gud efening
l heard you the first time! Tea or coffee?
- Char - Ah, tea
- Ten p. - Gud efening
- Ten P. - l'll pay for that
- And a coffee for me - And a coffee for you
- Are you Mr. Brown? - Yes
l've got a message for you from her ladyship
- Lady who? - Miss Courtney!
She's just been in here! She wants to see you
- l know what she does want - Yes, Mr. Brown?
You want to see me
ln my office! Lmmediately
- Careful, thats coffee!
You'll spill it - Por favore?
- That's coffee! - Gracias
- Same again, please - Here you go Mr. Brown
- Thanks - Thank you
- A packet of biscuits, please!
- l'm sorry, we haven't any left
Good! You've come to have a cup of coffee?
- Coffee? - Yes! Coffee, this stuff
Thank you
Enter
lt has taken you 2 min 38 sec
exactly to come to my office immediately
l'm glad l didn't ask you to take your time
l'm sorry! l was detained
l thought l'd better tell
you that an inspector has arrived
- Well my conscience is
clear - l beg your pardon?
Apart from the odd parking ticket, l've never
been in any trouble with the police
- An education inspector
- Oh, l'm sorry! How stupid of me
Yes! Well he'll probably want
to call in on your class
Don't worry, l'll deal with him
You don't deal with inspectors from
the local authority, Mr. Brown
You cossett them, flatter them and
agree with everything they say
Yes, l'll do that as well
- l expect he'll want to see
your register - My register?
- You do have a register?
- Oh, that register! Yes of course
You'd better call it as soon
as you get back to your class
By the way while you're here
The local authorities want me to fill
in a few details about you on this form
- l've got your name - Yes
- Address - yes
- Sex - Occasionally
- Sorry - Married?
No, l was engaged once!
As a matter of fact, l proposed marriage
but it didn't really work out
There was quite a lot of opposition
- Her father? - No, her husband
l didn't realize she was married
- What do you do during the day?
- Nothing at the moment, l'm afraid
- l'm waiting for a suitable position
- And what was your last position?
l was teaching at a
secondary modern school but l left
l couldn't stand any more beatings
l didn't think teachers beat children any more
They don't! lt was the other way round
l think you'd better take this form, fill
it in yourself and give it to me later
Right
And do be careful what you say to the lnspector
Of course!
Oh, by the way... the new student has arrived
You wouldn't forget to add the
name to the register, would you?
Danielle, what you do hafter class?
- l go back home to learn ze English
- Hey l'm going to learn English as well
Maybe we learn together
- Yes but what about poor Max? - Yeah
What about the poor Max?
l'm crying my eyes out
- l have an idea - l have lots of ideas
Why not you and Max study together?
All right class! Settle down please! Quiet!
Now, the first thing we have to do
before anything else is to call the register
- Sorry - That's quite all right
l expect you'll have a bit of
difficulty finding your way round at first
Things will seem rather strange
- Yes, very strange - Yes
lt must be quite a change coming from
one of the under-developed countries
To our more advanced way of life
- Oh yes - Still, your people
are doing remarkably well
- Did you fly here? - Fly?
What do you mean, Bwana?
Fly! ln a big iron bird
Quite a change from riding an elephant
Unless you came by Jumbo
- English joke - Very funny
Perhaps you'd better sit down
Now, l'm gonna call out your names
- Will you please answer present - Present
Yes Ali, but wait until l call your name out
Sorry please
- Ranjeet Singh - Present and correct please
- Giovanni Cuppello - Si proffessori
- No Giovanni! Not proffessori - No proffessori
No, you should address me as Sir
- Sir - yes
Now l understand
You have been togetta knotted
Come again
To become a Sir! You got Knotteda by the queen
The word is knighted! And
l'm not that kind of sir
Maximillian Papandrious
Maximillian Papandrious
- Mr. Brown is speaking to you - ls he?
- Oh sorry, you want
something? - Are you here or not?
Sure l'm here
- Taro Nagazumi - Ah so
Plesento
- Anna Schmidt - Ja, present
- Su Lee Chung - Plesent
- Ali Nadim - Gift
- Gift? - l'm surprising you, no?
Each day l am learning new English word
And l am finding that gift is
another word for present
- Very ingenious - Thank you very much
- Danielle Favre - Presente and l'm all here
l can see that
- Jamila Ranjha - Ranjhi
Gud efening
- Yes, you're here! And Juan
Cervantes - Por favore
- Present - Por favore?
- You are here - Present
l'd better take down your
particulars otherwise l may get into hot water
You are going to have a hot bath?
No Ali, it's just another way of
saying l may get into trouble
Oh dear! You have been
committing some grievous misdemeanour?
Not at all! There's an inspector from the
local Education Authority coming round
- The big boss - Yes
l suppose you could say that
But from my experience they're
usually interfering old fogies
- You don't like them? - Not particularly
Frankly, they're quite useless and they are
as outdated as their teaching methods
l mean, what is the point of
learning past participles
Cognate objects or subordinate clauses?
Far more useful to try to teach foreign students
how to order a meal or find accommodations
- You appear to have some unique
ideas - l suppose l have
- You know you speak English
fairly well - Thank you
What is your name?
- Roger Kenyon - Roger Kenyon
Ah Miss Courtney!
l'm just completing the register and
getting the details of our new student
Before that inspector chappie pokes his nose in
Oh, no!
- Mr. Brown - l shan't be a moment Miss Courtney
- What is yourjob? - lnspector
What local transport?
Local Education Authority
l thought he was the new student
- The new student is a female -
ls she? You didn't tell me that
My apologies Mr. Kenyon, l do assure you that
Mr. Brown will be severely dealt with
l can't remember when l
last enjoyed myself so much
- l beg your pardon - Enjoyed yourself?
You know Miss Courtney, your
Mr. Brown is a remarkable man
- l am? - He is?
Yes! His teaching methods may be
revolutionary but they appear to work
l've always encouraged my
staff to be forward thinking
l'll pass on your comments to the Authority
Perhaps they'll revise their textbooks
Now if you'll excuse me, l must put
in an appearance at the other classes
Very well
Keep up the good work, Mr. Brown and
thank you very much for the coffee
l'll come with you Mr. Kenyon
Blimey you are dropping a clinker
- You mean clanger - Yes please
Yes right! Let's continue with our lessons
Get out your textbooks! l'm going to
give you all a few exercises
Scusi professori sir! l cannot do any exercises
- Why not? - l gottada bad back
Excuse me! l was looking for...
Ah, at last! A pity you didn't
arrive half an hour earlier
Why?
You might've saved me a
great deal of embarrassment
With a certain African gentleman
Yes, he was the inspector but
l mistook him for you
- You thought a gentleman was me? - Yes
The silly fool pretended to be a
student, sit in the back to catch me out
But l saw through him
l gather you think he was a bit stupid
Definitely, thick as a brush
- Was his name Mr. Kenyon? - Yes
- Do you know him? - l should do
l've come to collect him! l'm his wife!
Oh blimey yes!
- Are you in Mr. Brown's class? - Por favore
Mr. Brown's class! Brown! Mr. Brown
Ah si! Juan Cervantes
Yes, but are you in Mr. Brown's class?
- English as a foreign language? - Por favore?
Are you really as stupid as you look?
Excuse me
You are in Mr. Brown's class, aren't you?
Are you or aren't you?
- Doesn't Mr. Brown teach
you anything? - Por favore?
- You - Yes please Missy
Can l be assisting you in any way whatsoever?
At last a breakthrough
- Are you in Mr. Brown's
class? - No, l'm in corridor
- Do you think you could give
him a message - Certainly
- l am Miss Courtney - l am Ranjeet Singh
Just at this particularl moment, l'm
not really bothered in who you are
l just want you to give Mr. Brown a message
l will be very happy to comply with your request
Would you tell Mr. Brown l
would like a word with him
Most certainly
Which word would you like?
Just say l want to speak to him
Foreigners!
Quiet please!
Settle down!
Good evening
So we appear to be some missing l
hope they haven't dropped out
Please it would not be surprising me
l am always thinking that Sikh, son
of Guru, was a Punjabi drop out
l am hearing what you are saying, you
miserable spawn of ajackal
Don't you two start again! Actually, you're late
A thousand apologies for
this unforgivable tardiness
But we were all unavoidably detained
in the corridor by a lady
Si, si
Do l take it Juan that you
understood what Ranjeet was saying?
- Por favor? - Sorry i asked
Who was this lady who
detained you in the corridor?
Oh blimey! l am forgetting her name
She was big lady. Very large bosoms
Grandioso, very good!
Yes, well while you are trying to remember her
name, perhaps you'd better sit down
Now l hope you've all done your homework
Excuse me please! l am
remembering the name! Missy Courtney
- Miss Courtney - Yes absolutely
The lady with the large bosoms
- She is wanting to see you -
Well, she'll just have to wait
Excuse me please! She is already waiting
She may be the principal but l have a
class to teach! Now as l was saying...
Ah Miss large... Miss Courtney
- l was just on my way to see you
actually - That's not the impression l got
- l shan't be a moment class
- lt's all right, don't bother
l'm here only to tell you that
you can expect another student
- Jolly good! The more the merrier
- You're not here to make merry Mr. Brown
No, it was just a figure of speech
You'd better try to teach a few
figures of speech to your students
- They seem to be in need
of it - l'm doing my best
- Miss Courtney? - Yes
This new student! What nationality can l expect?
- African - African! Thank you
Remember, i asked you to write an essay or
short story about your life here in England
l hope you've all done so, have you?
Good, good! l'll go round the class and
ask each of you to read out what you've written
Anna, should we start with you?
- My life in England by Anna
Schmidt - Good! Very good
- Yeah but go on - There's no more
- You mean that's all there is? - Ya
l half no time to write more! Always
that Mrs. Valker is keeping me busy
Anna do this - Anna do that! She
is a slavedriver that Mrs Valker
- Walker - Vat?
W is pronounced 'Weh'! Your
employer's name is Walker
Ya, Valker
Do you know how many shirts Mrs
Valker make me iron last night?
- Walker - Ya Valker
Twelve! Then l had to
prepare a meal for the bitch
Anna, she may be a hard taskmistress but
l don't think you ought to call her that
- Who? - Mrs. Valker... Walker
- l vas meaning the dog bitch - Oh l see
That is vy l am having no time for the homework
Well, not to worry! You really
must concentrate on those 'double u' sounds
Danielle, would you like to read us your essay?
Oui
What l like about England! By
Mamselle Danielle Favre
Telephone 2468021
Good! Carry on!
- Scusi - Yes, Giovanni?
Was it 8021 or 8012?
8021 ! Look, never mind what number it was
You're here to improve your
English not chat up other students
You are absolutely right Professori!
lt's just l'd like to improve my French as well
You can do that in your own time
- Carry on Danielle - Zank you
l like England because ze grass is
so green, and ze pople are so nice
- People - Yes
Especially ze men
Quiet! Quiet
Englishmen are so charming, so
handsome and so sexy
Silence please
Yeah, l think that will do Danielle
But l have written much more... all
about the things l like to do at night
Yes well, l don't think we'd
better go into those
l'll be reading all your essays later
Jamila... l don't suppose you've
written anything, have you?
Written... anything?
- No - No
You really must start to speak
a little, Jamila... Speak
No, no! ln English! You
must try to speak in English
Look! Try saying Good evening
All right, lets start with 'good'! Good, Good
lt's not difficult! Come on! Good, Good
You nearly said it then! Come on! Good
Please! No prompting
Gud
Excellent! Well done
Now try 'evening'! Evening!
lt's not difficult Jamila! Go on! Evening
Yes, yes! Come on
Gud!
l know you can say
'good'! Say 'evening'! Evening
Efening! Efening! Efening
- Good - Efening
Now put them both together! Good evening
Gud efening
Good efening
Very good Jamila
Well done
We'll try some new words later
- Now Su-Lee, have you
written anything? - Yes, yes
What l rike about England
England is becoming more porriticarry minded
and gladually more reft wing
The overthlow of decadent
capitaristic government will soon take prace
As working crasses become more educated
And emblace Communism as the tlue way of rife
Workers levolution getting nealer
With inevitable corrapse of
lmpeliaristic bougoise interrectual society
Yes! Well if thats what you like about England
l wouldn't want to hear what you didn't like
- Excuse pleaso - Yes Taro
May l have small observations on
youngo radies discourse
Which will also irrustrate
incleased knowledge of Engrisho
- Certainly Taro! Go ahead - With lespecto
Youngo rady speak road of cobras
Attitude typical of Fascist Nipponese
Japan civilised countly noto
rike China lun by peasanto
- Chinese not peasants - Japanese not Fascisto
Su Lee! Su Lee! Come back
Taro, please go and apologize
- Apologize? - Yes
Noto my faulto
Never mind whose faulto it was! Go and apologize
Ah prease
Waito
Waito
Waito
- Mrs. Courtney - Miss
l'm Roger Kenyon... from the Education Authority
l was told they were sending an inspector round
- But l really didn't expect - He would be black
- He would be so young - My apologies
But the authority likes to check that
the standards of the evening classes
are up to par
l can assure you that my
standards here are well over par
l'm glad to hear it
Well Mr. Kenyon, if you'd like to
come with me, l'll show you round
No, no please! l'd ratherjust
wander around on my own, if you don't mind
l usually get a much clearer picture that way
- Everything all right? - Everything's okay
- We have agleed to differ - Good
- Excuse me - Ah, our new African
- Pardon? - Yeah, l've been expecting you
- Me? - Yes, l was told l'd have a new pupil
Look, it's nearly time for our tea break
So why don't you just sit at the back for a
moment, and l'll get your particulars later
- But please... - Be a good
chap! Don't argue, just sit down
- All right? - Yes, but...
- Sit? - Yes please
O.K. Me sit!
There you are!
10 p! Thank you, that's it
Next!
- You sitta here - Merci
- l get coffee - Merci
- Coffee black? - Sank you please
Coffee black
- l'm gettada coffee for Danielle - Too bad
- Sugar? - Merci
How about a biscuit? You like a biscuit?
- l would like that! - Good
l'll be back
A packet of biscuits, please
Wait your turn! There's a queue here! Go on
Next
Gud efening
- Yes, good evening! Tea
or coffee? - Gud efening
l heard you the first time! Tea or coffee?
- Char - Ah, tea
- Ten p. - Gud efening
- Ten P. - l'll pay for that
- And a coffee for me - And a coffee for you
- Are you Mr. Brown? - Yes
l've got a message for you from her ladyship
- Lady who? - Miss Courtney!
She's just been in here! She wants to see you
- l know what she does want - Yes, Mr. Brown?
You want to see me
ln my office! Lmmediately
- Careful, thats coffee!
You'll spill it - Por favore?
- That's coffee! - Gracias
- Same again, please - Here you go Mr. Brown
- Thanks - Thank you
- A packet of biscuits, please!
- l'm sorry, we haven't any left
Good! You've come to have a cup of coffee?
- Coffee? - Yes! Coffee, this stuff
Thank you
Enter
lt has taken you 2 min 38 sec
exactly to come to my office immediately
l'm glad l didn't ask you to take your time
l'm sorry! l was detained
l thought l'd better tell
you that an inspector has arrived
- Well my conscience is
clear - l beg your pardon?
Apart from the odd parking ticket, l've never
been in any trouble with the police
- An education inspector
- Oh, l'm sorry! How stupid of me
Yes! Well he'll probably want
to call in on your class
Don't worry, l'll deal with him
You don't deal with inspectors from
the local authority, Mr. Brown
You cossett them, flatter them and
agree with everything they say
Yes, l'll do that as well
- l expect he'll want to see
your register - My register?
- You do have a register?
- Oh, that register! Yes of course
You'd better call it as soon
as you get back to your class
By the way while you're here
The local authorities want me to fill
in a few details about you on this form
- l've got your name - Yes
- Address - yes
- Sex - Occasionally
- Sorry - Married?
No, l was engaged once!
As a matter of fact, l proposed marriage
but it didn't really work out
There was quite a lot of opposition
- Her father? - No, her husband
l didn't realize she was married
- What do you do during the day?
- Nothing at the moment, l'm afraid
- l'm waiting for a suitable position
- And what was your last position?
l was teaching at a
secondary modern school but l left
l couldn't stand any more beatings
l didn't think teachers beat children any more
They don't! lt was the other way round
l think you'd better take this form, fill
it in yourself and give it to me later
Right
And do be careful what you say to the lnspector
Of course!
Oh, by the way... the new student has arrived
You wouldn't forget to add the
name to the register, would you?
Danielle, what you do hafter class?
- l go back home to learn ze English
- Hey l'm going to learn English as well
Maybe we learn together
- Yes but what about poor Max? - Yeah
What about the poor Max?
l'm crying my eyes out
- l have an idea - l have lots of ideas
Why not you and Max study together?
All right class! Settle down please! Quiet!
Now, the first thing we have to do
before anything else is to call the register
- Sorry - That's quite all right
l expect you'll have a bit of
difficulty finding your way round at first
Things will seem rather strange
- Yes, very strange - Yes
lt must be quite a change coming from
one of the under-developed countries
To our more advanced way of life
- Oh yes - Still, your people
are doing remarkably well
- Did you fly here? - Fly?
What do you mean, Bwana?
Fly! ln a big iron bird
Quite a change from riding an elephant
Unless you came by Jumbo
- English joke - Very funny
Perhaps you'd better sit down
Now, l'm gonna call out your names
- Will you please answer present - Present
Yes Ali, but wait until l call your name out
Sorry please
- Ranjeet Singh - Present and correct please
- Giovanni Cuppello - Si proffessori
- No Giovanni! Not proffessori - No proffessori
No, you should address me as Sir
- Sir - yes
Now l understand
You have been togetta knotted
Come again
To become a Sir! You got Knotteda by the queen
The word is knighted! And
l'm not that kind of sir
Maximillian Papandrious
Maximillian Papandrious
- Mr. Brown is speaking to you - ls he?
- Oh sorry, you want
something? - Are you here or not?
Sure l'm here
- Taro Nagazumi - Ah so
Plesento
- Anna Schmidt - Ja, present
- Su Lee Chung - Plesent
- Ali Nadim - Gift
- Gift? - l'm surprising you, no?
Each day l am learning new English word
And l am finding that gift is
another word for present
- Very ingenious - Thank you very much
- Danielle Favre - Presente and l'm all here
l can see that
- Jamila Ranjha - Ranjhi
Gud efening
- Yes, you're here! And Juan
Cervantes - Por favore
- Present - Por favore?
- You are here - Present
l'd better take down your
particulars otherwise l may get into hot water
You are going to have a hot bath?
No Ali, it's just another way of
saying l may get into trouble
Oh dear! You have been
committing some grievous misdemeanour?
Not at all! There's an inspector from the
local Education Authority coming round
- The big boss - Yes
l suppose you could say that
But from my experience they're
usually interfering old fogies
- You don't like them? - Not particularly
Frankly, they're quite useless and they are
as outdated as their teaching methods
l mean, what is the point of
learning past participles
Cognate objects or subordinate clauses?
Far more useful to try to teach foreign students
how to order a meal or find accommodations
- You appear to have some unique
ideas - l suppose l have
- You know you speak English
fairly well - Thank you
What is your name?
- Roger Kenyon - Roger Kenyon
Ah Miss Courtney!
l'm just completing the register and
getting the details of our new student
Before that inspector chappie pokes his nose in
Oh, no!
- Mr. Brown - l shan't be a moment Miss Courtney
- What is yourjob? - lnspector
What local transport?
Local Education Authority
l thought he was the new student
- The new student is a female -
ls she? You didn't tell me that
My apologies Mr. Kenyon, l do assure you that
Mr. Brown will be severely dealt with
l can't remember when l
last enjoyed myself so much
- l beg your pardon - Enjoyed yourself?
You know Miss Courtney, your
Mr. Brown is a remarkable man
- l am? - He is?
Yes! His teaching methods may be
revolutionary but they appear to work
l've always encouraged my
staff to be forward thinking
l'll pass on your comments to the Authority
Perhaps they'll revise their textbooks
Now if you'll excuse me, l must put
in an appearance at the other classes
Very well
Keep up the good work, Mr. Brown and
thank you very much for the coffee
l'll come with you Mr. Kenyon
Blimey you are dropping a clinker
- You mean clanger - Yes please
Yes right! Let's continue with our lessons
Get out your textbooks! l'm going to
give you all a few exercises
Scusi professori sir! l cannot do any exercises
- Why not? - l gottada bad back
Excuse me! l was looking for...
Ah, at last! A pity you didn't
arrive half an hour earlier
Why?
You might've saved me a
great deal of embarrassment
With a certain African gentleman
Yes, he was the inspector but
l mistook him for you
- You thought a gentleman was me? - Yes
The silly fool pretended to be a
student, sit in the back to catch me out
But l saw through him
l gather you think he was a bit stupid
Definitely, thick as a brush
- Was his name Mr. Kenyon? - Yes
- Do you know him? - l should do
l've come to collect him! l'm his wife!
Oh blimey yes!