An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) - full transcript

,0,Taxi!

,0,Taxi!

,0,Help!

Keep the change.

There is no change.

Uh, yeah, well, keep it anyway.

- Paris.
- Beware.

Hey, hey, watch it, man.

All right. I have the
score for Spain.

Our leader with 125
daredevil points:

Yours truly.



In second place Chris.

Whoa, whoa, hold on a second.
What about the sex points?

- No, those are separate.
- Since when? You can't keep changing the rules.

Daredevil Tour.

See that? She smiled at me.

In your dreams. She's not
interested in douche bags like us.

European babes are charming and
sophisticated, especially the French.

- Hence the hairy pits.
- See what I mean?

I'll give you 20 sex points if you
can so much as get her phone number.

She's not my type.

Oh, come on!

- You... You haven't made a move this entire trip, Andy.
- I'm choosy.

When was the last
time you had sex?

- With another person?
- There's sex and there's love.



That what differentiates
humans from animals.

- Okay, fine. When were you last in love?
- When were you ever in love?

Map's upside down, slick.

Give him a break, Chris. We can't
let him fall too far back.

I won't need your charity
once we get to Paris.

I'll show you guys a stunt
you'll never top. Oooh.

All clear.

Let's go.

- One more!
- Five minutes.

I don't know why you bothered carrying that
thing up there. You're never gonna use it.

,0,Wooh-hoo-ha!

All right, man, we did it!

How high do you
think we are, man?

- Check this out! Is that the Louvre?
- This is intense!

,0,Man!

Check out the stars.

,0,Andy?

Andy, what are you doing?

Hey, Andy.

Come and have some vin.

,0,Andy?

What are you doing?

For God sakes!

I think we pushed him too far.

- I'm gonna go stop him.
- Relax, man. He's never gonna go through with it.

Whoa. Slow down, chief.
Come have a drink.

It's the real stuff. Has a cork.

No. I'm flying dry.

Look, I'm sorry about the train. We were
just busting your balls, that's all.

Andy, you've proven yourself to us, okay?
You don't have to go through with this.

Don't worry, Brad. Nobody's forcing
me. I wanna do this. Understand?

Andy, this is madness, okay? You're
gonna get yourself killed. Now, please.

- I'm trying to talk some...
- Guys, guys, shh. I think someone's coming.

,0,Shit.

Come on! Come on!

- Who is it?
- Or what is it?

What is she doing here?

Whoa. Check out the talent, man.

No! Don't!

Oh, Miss.

Mademoiselle.
Parlez-vous anglais?

Listen, wait, wait.

Don't, okay? Nothings
that bad. Hold it.

No, no, no, no, no.
Please, let me help you.

,0,Okay?

,0,Andy!

The rope!

Ye-ah! Yeah!

,0,Hey.

Hey, he's coming around.

- Thank God.
- Hey, Andy, can you hear me?

Whoa. Don't move too fast.
You might puke or something.

Hey, prince, remember
dropping this?

- Where is she?
- Who, Cinderella?

It was after midnight,
man. She split.

But that rescue,
dude, nice grab.

Talk about falling for a girl.

Just remember to
tie off next time.

God. You saved my life.

Yeah, and you saved hers too.

So we figured we're in
for half your points.

That girl... talk about
the woman of my dreams.

I think we're losing
him. Nurse! What?

- I have to find her.
- No, you have to get some rest.

- But she might try it again.
- Andy, she's obviously whacked.

The kind of girl jumps off the Eiffel
Tower has issues, man... major issues.

- I have to find her.
- Get real, Miss Marple.

- Look, all we have is a shoe.
- The note.

Did you pick up the note?
She had a note in her hand.

If it's a suicide note, maybe we
could go find out who she is!

Okay, we'll find it. Just relax, all
right? Here, take your little toy.

,0,Hi.

,0,Oh.

Hey! Hello! It's me!

You forgot this.

Oh, mon Dieu! Pardonnez-moi.

- Man, that hurts.
- Did you see a girl?

- She's stolen my heart.
- I know the feeling.

- Andy, what happened?
- Is he all right?

Hey, the girl, she
was just here.

- Go! Go after her! Come on.
- Andy, you need to get back into bed, man.

- Hurry up. She's getting away.
- Poor guy's hallucinating.

- Andy, relax, relax. Relax!
- Hey!

- Andy, look. Good news, man.
- Yeah.

,0,Ohh.

.

- Serafine.
- Serafine Pigot. It's a beautiful name.

- Are you getting cold feet?
- Just a bit nervous.

I don't wanna say
the wrong thing.

You're on, prince.

,0,Serafine?

Uh, hi.

Uh, it's the guy who, um...

I've got your shoe.

Hi, I'm Andy. We
met on the Tower.

This is Chris and
Brad. And, uh...

Listen, I thought that
you would want this.

And, well, it's not my size.

You're very kind.
Now, go, please.

You must not stay here.

,0,Charming.

And sophisticated.

Forget about it. Let's go, Andy.

- Wait! Did you see what I saw?
- What?

She had blood on her hands.
She's trying it again.

Just so we're on the same
page, who's crazier here?

Please go, or there
will be trouble.

Uh... No, wait, wait.

What did you do to your hand? Do you have
blood on your hand? You're bleeding?

No. I, uh...

It's just paint. I'm
redecorating the cellar.

Oh. I thought, uh...

Please, go, now.

Wait. Listen. Hold
it. We can help.

- We could have that done in no time. Right, guys?
- No, thanks.

- Thank you.
- I...

- Please, look. I just wanna talk.
- I don't think it's a good idea.

Please, just once. If you let me,
we'll never bother you again.

Okay. Uh...

00, in front of
the concert hall?

You mean it?

I promise. Now, go, please.

- Excellent.
- I did it.

You mean you almost blew it.
You got to play it cool.

First thing we're gonna do
is work on your outfit.

Now, okay.

Remember. Eighty percent of all these
French girls really go for that macho type.

Whoa, boning up on the
Playboy. Excellent.

Don't show any insecurities.
It's the worst. And, uh...

- Split. She's coming.
- Here. Be prepared.

- Wait. Come on, Chris. It's our first date.
- Are you a nun?

Be cool, and show attitude.

,0,Serafine.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I didn't recognize you.
- Oh, yeah. Um... Well, it's bright.

- What would you like to do?
- I don't know. Is there a cafe?

We're in Paris.

,0,Oh.

- Mademoiselle.
- Merci.

- Monsieur.
- Merci beaucoup.

So, do your parents
mind us, uh, meeting?

My parents are dead.

You okay?

- Need some water?
- No, I'm fine. I do like coffee.

Most guys who ask me on a date are
usually trying to get me into bed.

That must be really terrible
for a girl when that happens.

Why should I think
you're any different?

Isn't that why you brought
your friends along?

To witness you score?

No, that's not it at all.

Chewing gum.

It's, uh, the rage
in the States.

They take chewing gum. They
make it look like condoms.

It's like a practical joke.

,0,Nice.

And chewy.

I want you to blow a
big bubble for me.

,0,What?

Well, it's a custom in France.

The bigger the bubble, the
more a boy likes a girl.

Wow. What a rip-off.

My friends told me it was
chewing gum. I thought...

I think it's best if I go.

No, no, please, don't go.
I'm just so nervous.

And the more I like a girl,
the more nervous I get.

And if you go now and
something happens to you,

then I'd blame myself for the rest of my
life because I'd blown my chance to help.

The moment I saw you on the Tower,
I was so moved by your sadness.

I swore to myself I would try
to help, whatever it takes.

No one as beautiful and
sensitive as you...

can possibly deserve
to be so sad.

Oh, God. I hate myself. I am not
the kind of guy you think I am.

If I go, it's nothing
to do with you.

No one can help me. And
anyone who tries is...

I hope you're not sorry
that I saved your life.

It was the sweetest,
most courageous...

and selfless thing
anyone's ever done for me.

Monsieur, is this yours?

,0,Uh...

Hey, you don't use...

,0,Arrete!

- Huh?
- Hey, don't you lay a finger on her.

Hey, you were something
else in there!

I'm sorry. I got carried away.

Oh, no, that guy had
it coming to him!

Uh, hey. How did you do that?

That... That guy, he
weighed... I don't know. Uh...

Do you... Do you work out?

Do you want me to leave?

I guess that means yes.

Wait. Stop.

I have to go now. You
mustn't get involved.

Wait. When do I get
to see you again?

I don't think we should. Andy, it's
only because I care about you.

You have a funny
way of showing it.

Relax, man. She's just
playing hard to get.

This whole mysterious elusive thing is
just a ploy to make her more interesting.

It's not that simple. The way she talks about
her parents, it's like she blames herself.

Yeah. She's demented enough.
Remember the blood on her hands?

That stunt at the cafe?

It's like she's a black
belt or something.

,0,Bonsoir.

- Je peux vous aider?
- Um, we're just...

- Americans?
- Yeah.

I love Americans.

- May I help?
- Uh, yeah. We're looking for Serafine.

Sure. But I'm sorry.
She's not at home.

Are you her, uh, brother?

Let's just say l...

look after her.

Okay. Sorry to bother you.

- See ya.
- Let's go, Andy.

,0,Wait.

If you guys are not
doing anything later,

party.

It's for a good cause.

Thanks, anyway, but...

Serafine will be there. Just tell the
man at the door Claude sent you.

A little, uh,
competition, huh, Andy?

- Is this it?
- Club de la lune.

- Club of the loonies.
- She's here, all right.

Hey, mec. Tu veux
entrer faire la fete?

Is he invited?

- American.
- Yeah, born and bred there, tiny. Friends of Claude.

- Okay.
- Thank you very much.

- Merci beaucoup.
- De rien.

- She ain't here, man.
- I can't believe she'd be at a dump like this.

Yeah, she's way too centred.

Glad you could come.
Enjoy the party.

- Merci.
- Think he's boinking her?

Thanks a lot, Brad. I'm gonna go back
to the villa, see if she's there.

- No, no, no, I'll go. You stay here in case she shows up.
- Would you?

- Yes.
- Thanks. I appreciate it.

,0,Serafine?

,0,Hello?

,0,Hello?

Go away!

,0,Go!

- What are you doing here?
- You're asking me?

- Please, stay away. Go now.
- Don't you wanna get outta here?

- Just leave me alone.
- Oh, is this some kind of kinky game or something?

Where are your friends?

- They're at Claude's party waiting for you.
- Party?

thing.

Oh, my God! They're in great
danger! Get the key! Over there.

Wait, wait. What kind of danger?

- Just leave it to me.
- No way. If there's a problem, I'm coming with you.

- It's much too dangerous, believe me.
- Now hold on a second, hot pants.

There's no way that I'm gonna...

Bottoms up.

Americans. You can
tell a mile away.

,0,Hello?

Could use a little
help over here?

,0,Thanks.

,0,Wait!

I must go in!

Serafine. Is Claude
expecting you?

- Open the door, quick.
- I'm not sure I can do that.

Would you rather have me
stay out here with you?

No, of course not.

,0,No-ha!

No-ha! No-ha!

- We must get out of here quick!
- Serafine.

- What's the matter?
- Do as you're told.

He's mine, Jack.

Your buddy just scored.

Hey. Slow down.

Depuis quand tu laisses
partir mes invites, Jacques?

Viens avec moi.

,0,Damn!

,0,Yes!

Through there, hurry!

Why? Where are we going?

,0,Whoa.

- You must go before it's too late!
- What?

Now? We just got started.

I'll never understand women.

- Run! Your life is in danger!
- Really? Why?

- Is Claude your boyfriend?
- Please, go.

Go. Go.

- Damn it, run!
- Serafine, what's wrong?

What are you doing?

Run! Run for your life, Andy!

,0,Andy?

Andy? Sounds like the party is
just getting started up there.

- Open the door!
- Sorry. Members only.

No scum allowed.

Hey. Hey, you okay in there?

,0,Andy?

,0,Brad?

,0,Serafine?

Great. Come to Paris and
check out les drains.

,0,Whoa.

,0,Serafine?

- Hey, what the...
- Shh! Get outta there now!

Wha... Why?

- There's a mutant in the cellar!
- A what?

That French girl, she's a freak!

Get outta there, man!

,0,Andy.

You must rest. Lie down.

Hey, what happened last
night? How did I get here?

Relax. Let me look
at your leg first.

I was attacked...

by this big, wild dog.

It was huge. It had grande yellow
eyes, beaucoup teeth and...

- Do you have rabies here?
- You don't have rabies.

That's healing pretty fast.

How long have I been here?

Just a few hours. It's
your new metabolism.

- Drink this. You'll feel much better.
- What is that?

- It's all natural.
- Because I hate Clamato.

It tastes... different.

Wait, something weird
is going on here.

- I gotta go.
- Shh.

- My friends.
- You mustn't. Please.

This will relax you, no?

I don't get it.

Last time we met, you
threw bricks at me.

,0,Listen.

- You're not the same as you used to be.
- Only since I met you.

Seriously. There's something
I have to tell you,

but you have to promise me you're
not gonna freak out, okay?

- No, I'm a rock.
- Okay.

Um, the injury on your leg,

it was not from a dog.

It was... It was a werewolf.

- Yeah.
- I'm serious.

And now you have become one too.

Great. Oh, I get it. I get it.

Not Cinderella. Little
Red Riding Hood now.

Whatever kinky game you
want to play, I am in.

,0,Andy?

,0,Hi.

I was having a bad dream,

I guess.

,0,Um...

- Are you feeling better?
- No.

I guess l... My
hangover's doing fine.

You need to relax, n'est ce pas?

Oh, my God! I thought, uh...

Oh, man. What did they
put in those drinks?

You were hallucinating. It's quite
normal for the transition period.

?

,0,Mm-hmm.

Wait. Was I dreaming, or did
you say I was a werewolf?

It's not a joke.

- I told you this would happen.
- Mummy!

- Mummy?
- Leave it to me, please.

You're making the same mistake again. First
Claude, now this. Can't you be more careful?

- This is different. Claude stole my blood.
- Hey.

Um, Mrs. Pigot? Um...

Um, I know this looks really
kind of... How do you do?

Uh, I can explain.

It's really not her fault. Uh,
Serafine, could you introduce us?

You wouldn't want to meet me. I'm
not as attractive as I used to be.

Oh, come on. I bet you
two pass for sisters.

Wait a minute.

Hold it. Didn't you say
your mother was dead?

- You scared her away!
- I scared her?

,0,Ha!

That's it. You're nuts.

Nurses with walking corpses
stealing hearts...

and monsters and werewolves in the basement
and the whole thing with the thing...

- Andy, let me explain, please.
- No, no. You already did.

I don't know what you dosed me with,
but I will not be the lab rabbit...

for some psychotic experiment.

- All right, just stay away from me. Let me out!
- You must drink this.

- It's the only thing that will help you.
- Not freaking likely.

You should do as she says.

Andy, hold on! Andy,
hold on! Wait a second!

Where are you going, American?

,0,Shh.

I love Americans.

Hey, vous! Ne passes pas!

,0,No.

Please, no!

Friend of yours?

I'm inspector Leduc. Homicide.

?

It's McDermott.

No, I don't take drugs.

What really happened down there?

Why does almost every corpse
have its heart missing?

Ritual sacrifices? Are you
the member of a sect?

I didn't see. I was
chased... by a big thing.

Um, some kind of wild animal.

Test this man for drugs.

,0,Huh!

I said rare, bloody.

You understand?

That'll do...

while I wait.

Oh, um...

Hi. Um...

No. La bottle.

Whoo. Whoa. I'm sorry.

,0,American?

,0,Yeah.

Uh, Andy McDermott.

Amy Finch.

And that's, uh... Hot
Kitty you're wearing.

- Wow.
- You want some food?

- Excuse me.
- Gar-kon!

,0,Monsieur?

.
- Pardon?

Le hooch de jour.

I believe it's pronounced
Pouilly Fuisse.

Um, hello.

Are you getting fresh on me?

I'm sorry.

I don't know what's wrong with me.
I'm not normally like this, honest.

,0,Right.

No, I'm serious.

The truth is I lost
my best friend today.

Bon apetit.

You're dead! I saw them
pull you out of the canal!

No, Monsiuer, the Atlantic.

Whoa! Get away from me!

Pull yourself together,
Andy. We have to talk.

Talk? Talk! Wait,
you're not real!

All right, let me go!

Did you see...

Oh! What do you want?

Oh, sh...

This is a bad dream.

Right? You're not here.

- Are you?
- Andy, you were bitten.

You're already changing.

You would've never looked
twice at that bimbo in there.

All right, I may be upset...

or screwed up right now,
but I'm not a wolf!

Andy, I'm dead serious.

,0,Dead?

That's funny. That's
really funny.

actually.

Cursed to walk the earth
as a restless spirit...

till the werewolf
that did me dies.

- What do you want from me?
- What I want from you can wait.

Dump the chick and
lock yourself up.

And do it quick.
The moon's rising.

You're just jealous 'cause
I'm about to score.

You know, you can't just pop
up and tell me what to do.

I don't even know why
I'm listening to you.

I know you're dead and
so do the police.

,0,Mmm.

Ooh, come here.

Want some? Come here. Ooh.

,0,Hey!

The night is young.
The moon is bright.

What do you feel like
doing tonight, tiger?

Hey, hey! Attends! Attends!

Qu'est-ce qu'on fait la-bas?
C'est mon ble la-bas.!

Are you kidding me?

I love Jim Morrison. Yes.

Come on.

,0,Oh!

Oh, my God.

You're an animal.

,0,Oh!

Ah! You're hot.

Oh, you're burning hot.

,0,Hey!

Hey, you forgot
your pants, Romeo!

Amy, what have you gotten
yourself into... again?

Always with these-these
head cases.

I mean, who do you have to sleep
with to get a decent guy into bed?

Just maybe somebody to sleep
in the wet spot for a change?

Maybe somebody to
notice my hair?

Huh? Is that too much to ask?

,0,Huh?

,0,Andy?

Wait! Stop! I am policeman.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, you cured my hiccups.

- Hey, what's going on?
- McDermott, you are under arrest.

What for?

The possibilities are
limitless. Take him away.

Elle est la.

- Oh, my God.
- That's not all.

- Detective Ben Bou. I had him follow you.
- This some kind of sick joke?

I'll leave you with them to get reacquainted. Maybe
then you'll start remembering what happened.

Thanks for a lovely
evening, douche bag.

You really know how to show a
girl a good time, don't you?

No, no, no, no!

un-dead.

And as your rotting sidekick, I am cursed
to remain a restless spirit until you die.

Not so fast.

If you want my buddy dead, nut ball, you're
gonna have to wait. I need him first.

Is that a fact
mister freak show.

Ye thats a fact.

He's no use to me as a corpse.

Wait A minute Shouldn't
I get A say in this.

Oh excuse me dillweed did your date turn into a
hairy wood chipper and rip your guts out No! No!

I Spent four years on Stair master to get a package
like this. You ripped it like a lamb chop.

Don't blame me,
Andy. I warned you.

Wait. You mean, you knew
this all along? Oh!

Hey, keep it down out there!

A guy can't rest in
pieces around here.

- I'm losing my freaking skull.
- Come on. Pull yourself together, Andy.

I have a plan

I've had enough of your ridiculous
theories. The man is dangerous.

Lock him up! And
that's an order!

McDermott, you're...

Grate now I'm a
fugitive! What next!

Ha you think you have problems! This whole
undead gig is really getting me down.

Gotta agree with her there Andy.

There's no touching, smelling,
feeling, No eating.

Its torture.

Hay look I'm sorry

I didn't choose to
become a werewolf.

I can't face eating people
the rest of my life.

Better get used to it.

Isn't there any way that I
can become human again?

Yeah, there is, but
you're not gonna like it.

Tell me. How?

First, find the
werewolf that bit you.

Then kill it.

Then eat out its heart.

,0,What?

But that means...

,0,Serafine?

I... No way.

Andy, look out!

- What did you do that for?
- 'Cause I still need him.

- He's gonna help kill the guy who did this to me.
- I feel sick.

All of this would be over right now
if you hadn't opened your fat trap.

You are the most egocentric
corpse I've ever met.

Listen, I don't know what kind of friend
this jerk is to you, but he ate my spleen.

So, hey. You guys are
werewolves too, huh?

,0,Super.

- Glad to know ya.
- Andy.

I don't think you have accepted the
gift that has been given to you...

or much less appreciated it.

In the early 13th century
We were some 30'000 strong.

Saint a Louis, He almost
drove them to extinction.

Only one survived.

Crossing the Channel.

Living for generations on the
Moors off Northern England.

Until shot by simple farmers after
attacking a way ward traveller.

That traveller survived Until
he was killed in London.

His daughter was born in Paris.

,0,Serafine!

We have a mission Andy
to purify the world.

That's why we pick our victims
from the scum of society.

The governments of the world
spent billions on medicine,

welfare, charity.

To what effect?

It only keeps alive the
weak, the stupid, the lazy,

who breed and multiply,
weakening the human race.

All of these, I have chosen...

for their purity, their loyalty,
their dedication to the coming age.

But you...

You were not to have been.

You were an accident,
an anomaly.

I do not wish to kill you.

I pray you will join us in our
rise to become the new mankind.

Pure, free of disease.

Free from the trappings
of technological advance.

Will you join us, Andy?

I don't know. That's, you
know... That's a big decision.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna need some time to think about that.

,0,Sure.

I give you Ten seconds.

Sure ha ha why not.

Sounds like a lot of fun

,0,Andy?

- Woahs, what's that for?
- Kill him, Andy.

Cut out his heart.

Saviour's a release you give
him for all his suffering.

Wait. Couldn't we just...

Release him, Andy.

Join us.

You can't ask me to do this.

Join us.

I'd rather die.

And so you shall.

,0,Andy!

,0,Serafine.

Down there.

Keep going.

- Jump!
- But Chris...

,0,Jump!

Follow me.

- What?
- Did you know?

- What is it?
- Did you know what he plans to do?

- Yes, I did.
- And you did nothing to stop him?

- Andy, l...
- How in God's name could you just stand by...

For God's sake! Stop it!
We may have a cure.

Thierry, my stepfather.

- Claude?
- No.

,0,You?

And my mother too.

For a time, I had managed
not to harm anyone.

Even the hearts my mother smuggled
from the hospital were from the dead.

Two months ago, he was
sure he had discovered...

a serum to suppress my
lycanthropic cycle.

Only it had the reverse effect.

I immediately transformed.

My mother heard the
noise from upstairs,

and Thierry tried to escape
through the underground.

When I came to,

I saw I had butchered
my own parents.

Now do you see why I was
trying to kill myself?

It's not your fault.

Andy your hurt!

Don't worry about me. It's
Chris who has problems.

Its just a scratch I'm fine.

We gotta get him out of there.

Claude is a bastard.

Oh, brother, just who I need.

Check the cellar!

Leave him alone, Claude.

Out the back! Quick!

I warn you. Don't
interfere again.

Yoo-hoo! He's over here!

Cut it out.

Hey, he's hiding by the car!

- Qu'est-ce qui se passe la?
- He... He's getting away!

Fools! Get over here!

- Ah, c'est toi, le chauffeur!
- I say, steady on, old man. I never touched your car.

Oh, oh. Great.

,0,Hay!

Oh - You could always crash into a tee
at full speed, It'll be over in a flash.

Sorry love muffin
your stuck with me.

- Go to hell Amie.
- Ha I wish I could.

- Hay.
- Oh my god I'm being cremated.

- Sera...
- Hurry up!

,0,Serafine.

The cure. If he dies,
we have no hope.

Serafine, it's... He's gone.

Let it go.

- No.
- Yes.

They killed him, the bastards.

What do we do now?

Well, let me have a shot at it.

I got an A in chemistry.

But they ruined the lab. So
many years of hard work.

Did your stepfather
leave any notes?

,0,There.

What does that represent?

A werewolf's biorhythm...

and how it's governed by
the cycles of the moon.

Thierry tried to keep me below
the transformation threshold...

by injecting me
with a depressant.

And it had a reverse effect.

- Yeah.
- All right.

Just so I'm totally clear
here, with this drug,

you can induce a transformation
at any time of the month?

Oh, my God. The samples. He
left them in the cupboard.

Over there.

Mon Dieu.

Oh, brother.

Good luck.

Hey, hey, what's up?

Hey, man.

- Mm.
- Sorry, we are full.

This building is closed. Who gave
you a permit for this party?

Ask the boss... inside.

There he is! Arrest that man!

Listen to me! It's important!

You're all in great danger! You
have to leave the building now!

It's a trap! I'm serious!

Please, listen to me!

- No!
- Skinheads are planning a massacre!

No! Stop!

You have to leave the building!

All right, all right,
all right. All right.

- Hey! Hey!
- Hey! Open that door!

Welcome, Americans, to
our independence party!

I love you, Americans!

What great taste you have.

Every man on the planet...

must take every opportunity
to show his gratitude.

Because you share your culture and
resolutions with the whole world,

spreading it to all
other nations,

influencing all
other cultures...

and touching the
hearts of millions.

Now I wish to share
something... with you.

I dedicate this party
to all you Americans,

whose heart I wish
to touch in return.

Let the show begin.

,0,Chris!

- Stop them! Stop them!
- Enough!

- Stop them!
- You are all under arrest!

The party is over!

Everybody else, go home!

,0,Inspector!

Come on. Come on!

Come on. Move. Move!

Allez! Quoi?

Over here.

Stop or I'll shoot!

,0,Allez-y!

,0,Serafine!

I'll show you.

Claude went down that trap door.

It's true. Look. Huge creatures
covered in hair. Look.

Huh? That's impossible.

Just what I said... drugs.

,0,Brad!

Andy, you got him.

Whoo-hoo! You shot him!

- I'm gonna miss you, Andy.
- Me too. - I'm so sorry.

Come on. I'm over it.
Good luck, you guys.

It's that lunatic! Stop them!

I didn't say shoot them.

Go that way. I'll meet
you on the other side.

Each take a corridor.

If you need help, whistle.

,0,Merde!

,0,Andy!

Serafine. Oh, my God! Oh!

Just hang in there, okay. I'm
gonna get you outta here.

Oh, Andy.

- I won't make it.
- Huh? Don't quit on me now.

Stop the pain, please.

I can't.

Eat my heart, Andy.

Let yourself go.

Serafine, I'd
rather kill myself.

For both of us then.

It hurts so much. Please.

,0,Please.

We'll be free.

Police! Qui va la?

Hurry, while you
still can, please.

- He's trying to kill her.
- I love you.

- Drop the knife!
- Please.

No, I can't.

Listen, let them help you.
Everything will be okay. I promise.

Stop, or I shoot!

I gotta get Claude!
He's the last one!

Oh, man.

,0,Idiot.

Oh, geez.

We're losing her.

Okay. Pepsulin 190. Eight
millilitre. Hurry up.

,0,You!

,0,Oh!

Don't you even think
about it! Not now.

,0,Daddy.

I found it; a permanent cure. Just
follow these simple instructions.

And we will have a serum
that works for life.

Daddy, you're wonderful.

I love you.

Je t'aime.

My name is Bruno
actually, but I'm easy.

- Here keep the change.
- There is no change.

Keep it anyway.

Hi, honey. Oh, you
feeling better now?

Everything is fine.

Congratulations, Andy.

Hey, Cris! Glad you could come.

Come on, man. I wouldn't
miss this for the world.

- Ahhh!
- What?

- Ahhh!
- What is it? What?

Err, just kidding.

,0,You!