Alice in Wonderland (1951) - full transcript

Alice is a daydreaming young girl. She finds learning poems and listening to literature boring. She prefers stories with pictures and to live inside her imagination. One day, while enduring just such a poetry reading, she spots a large white rabbit...dressed in a jacket and carrying a large watch. He scurries off, saying he's late, for a very important date. She follows him through the forest. He then disappears down a rabbit hole. Alice follows, leading her to all manner of discoveries, characters and adventures.

♪♪ [ Chorus ]
♪ Alice in Wonderland ♪
♪ How do you get to Wonderland ♪
♪ Over the hill or underland ♪
♪ Orjust behind the tree ♪
♪ When clouds go rolling by ♪
♪ They roll away and leave the sky ♪
♪ Where is the land beyond the isles ♪
♪ That people cannot see ♪
♪ Where can it be ♪
♪ Where do stars go ♪
♪ Where is the crescent moon ♪
♪ They must be somewhere ♪
♪ In the sunny afternoon ♪
♪ Alice in Wonderland ♪
♪ Where is the path to Wonderland ♪
♪ Over the hill or here or there ♪
♪ I wonder where ♪♪
" ...And had been of late much accustomed...
" to usurpation and conquest.
" Edwin and Morcar,
" the earls of Mercia and Northumbria,
" declared for him.
" And even Stigand--"
I'm listening.
" And even Stigand,
" the Archbishop of Canterbury,
" agreed to meet with William...
" and offer him the crown.
William' conduct was--"
Pay attention to your history lesson.
How can one pay attention...
to a book with no pictures?
There are many good books in this world...
without pictures.
In this world, perhaps.
But in my world,
the books will be nothing but pictures.
Your world? What nonsense.
That' it, Dinah!
If I had a world of my own,
If I had a world of my own,
everything would be nonsense.
Nothing would be what it is.
Everything would be what it isn't .
What it is, it wouldn't be,
and what it wouldn't be, it would.
- You see? - Meow.
In my world, you wouldn't say " meow."
You'd say, "Yes, Miss Alice."
But you would.
You'd be just like people.
And all the other animals, too.
In my world...
♪ Cats and rabbits ♪
♪ Would reside in fancy little houses ♪
♪ And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers ♪
♪ In a world of my own ♪
♪ All the flowers ♪
♪ Would have very extra-special powers ♪
♪ They would sit and talk to me for hours ♪
♪ When I'm lonely ♪
♪ In a world of my own ♪
♪ There'd be new birds ♪
♪ Lots of nice and friendly ♪
♪ How-de-do birds ♪
♪ Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds ♪
♪ Within that world of my own ♪
♪ I could listen ♪
♪ To a babbling brook ♪
♪ And hear a song that I could understand ♪
♪ I keep wishing ♪
♪ It could be that way ♪
♪ Because my world would be ♪
♪ A wonderland ♪
Dinah, it' just a rabbit...
with a waistcoat and a watch.
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
This is curious.
What could a rabbit be late for?
♪ I'm late, I'm late ♪
♪ For a very important date ♪
♪ No time to say "Hello." Good-bye ♪
♪ I'm late, I'm late, I'm late ♪
It must be important,
like a party or something.
Mr. Rabbit, wait!
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm overdue ♪
♪ I'm really in a stew ♪
♪ No time to say "Good-bye." Hello ♪
♪ I'm late, I'm late, I'm late ♪
What a peculiar place to have a party.
You know, we really shouldn't ...
be doing this.
After all,
we haven't ...
been invited.
And curiosity often leads...
to trouble!
Good-bye, Dinah.
Well, after this,
I shall think nothing--
of falling down stairs.
What if I should fall...
right through the center of the ear-r-th...
and come out the other side...
where people walk upside down?
But that' silly.
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
Curiouser and curiouser.
I beg your pardon.
Quite all right.
But you did give me quite a turn.
Rather good, what? Doorknob...turn.
Please, sir.
One good turn deserves another.
What can I do for you?
I'm looking for a white rabbit.
If you don't mind...
There he is!
I must get through.
You're too big. Simply impassable.
You mean impossible.
No, impassable. Nothing' impossible.
Try the bottle on the table.
Try the bottle on the table.
[ Doorknob ] Read the directions,
and you'll be directed...
in the right direction.
Better look first.
For if one drinks from a bottle marked " poison,"
it' almost certain to disagree with one.
Beg your pardon?
I was giving myself some good advice.
mmm... tastes like...
cherry tart.
Roast turkey.
What did I do?
You almost went out like a candle.
Look! I'm just the right size.
Oh. No use.
I forgot to tell you.
I'm locked.
Oh, no!
But of course, you've got the key.
Don't tell me you've left it up there?
Oh, dear.
Whatever will I do?
Try the box, naturally.
" Eat me." All right.
Goodness knows what this will do.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Hmpfh shmf rumph.
What did you say?
A little of that went a long way.
I don't think it' funny.
Now I shall never get home.
Oh, come, come now.
Crying won't help.
I know,
but I..I..I just can't stop.
Say, this won't do.
It won't do at all.
You! You up there.
Stop! Stop, I say!
Oh, look!
The bottle.
The bot--
Oh, dear.
I wish I hadn't ...
cried so much.
cried so much.
♪ A sailor' life is the life for me ♪
♪ How I love to sail o'er the bounding sea ♪
♪ And I never never ever do a thing about the weather ♪
♪ For the weather never ever does a thing for me ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ A sailor' life is the life for me ♪
♪ Tiddlee um pom pom ♪
♪ Deedle dum dum dee ♪
♪ And I never-- ♪
Another nautical expression.
Land ho, byJove.
Where away, Dodo?
Three points to starboard.
Pull away, me hearties.
Have you in port in no time.
Mr. Dodo!
Please! Please help me!
Pardon me, but, uh...
would you mind helping me, please?
Yoo hoo!
Yoo hoo!
Help me!
Help me!
♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward ♪
♪ Come and join the chase ♪
♪ Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race ♪
♪ Backward, forward, outward, inward ♪
♪ Bottom to the top ♪
♪ Never a beginning ♪
♪ There can never be a stop ♪
♪ To skipping, hopping, tripping ♪
♪ Fancy free and gay ♪
♪ I started it tomorrow, but will finish yesterday ♪
♪ Round and round and round we go ♪
♪ Until forevermore ♪
♪ Once we were behind, but now we find we are ♪
♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward ♪
♪ Come and join the chase ♪
♪ Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race ♪
I say, you'll never get dry that way.
Get dry?
You have to run with the others.
But how can I--
Have you dry in no time.
No one can get dry this way.
Nonsense. I'm dry already.
Yes, but--
All right, chaps,
look lively!
The white rabbit.
Mr. Rabbit!
Mr. Rabbit!
My goodness. I'm late! I'm late!
I'll be back.
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
Stop kicking that mackerel.
Mr. Rabbit!
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
Oh, dear.
I'm sure he came this way.
Could he be hiding?
Not here.
I wonder...
No. I suppose he must have--
Why, what peculiar little figures.
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay.
If you think we're alive, you ought to speak to us.
Beep! Honk!
That' logic!
Well, it' been nice meeting you.
You're beginning backwards.
The first thing is to say...
♪ " How do you do" and shake hands ♪
♪ Shake hands ♪
♪ Shake hands ♪
♪ " How do you do" and shake hands ♪
♪ State your name and business ♪
That' manners! That' manners!
My name is Alice.
I'm following a white rabbit.
You can't go yet.
The visit is just started.
Like to play hide-and-seek...
or who' got the button?
If you stay long enough, we might battle.
That' very kind.
But I must be going.
Why? Why?
I'm following a white rabbit.
I'm curious to know where he' going.
Oh, she' curious.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
The oysters were curious, too.
Aye. And you remember what happened to them.
Poor things. Poor things.
Why? What happened to the oysters?
You wouldn't be interested.
You're in too much of a hurry.
Perhaps, I could spare a little time.
You could? Well...
The walrus and the carpenter.
Or the story of the curious oysters.
Beep! Beep!
♪ The sun was shining on the sea ♪
♪ Shining with all its might ♪
♪ He did his very best to make ♪
♪ The billows smooth and bright ♪
♪ And this was odd because it was... ♪
♪ The middle of the night ♪
♪ The walrus and the carpenter ♪
♪ Were walking close at hand ♪
♪ The beach was wide from side to side ♪
♪ But much too full of sand ♪
♪ Mr. Walrus, said the carpenter ♪
♪ My brain begins to perk ♪
♪ We'll sweep this clear in 'alf a year ♪
♪ If you don't mind the work ♪
Work! Uh...brrrr.
♪ The time has come ♪
The walrus said--
♪ To talk of other things ♪
♪ Of shoes and ships and sealing wax ♪
♪ And cabbages and kings ♪
♪ And why the sea is boiling hot ♪
♪ And whether pigs have wings ♪
♪ Calloo, callay, no work today ♪
♪ We're cabbages and kings ♪
Oh...oysters, come and walk with us.
The day is warm and bright.
A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk...
would be a sheer delight.
Should we get hungry on the way,
we'll stop and have a bite.
♪ But mother oyster winked her eye ♪
♪ And shook her heavy head ♪
♪ She knew too well ♪
♪ This was no time to leave her oyster bed ♪
The sea is nice.
Take my advice.
Stay right here.
Mum said.
Yes, yes, of course...
Ha ha!
♪ The time has come, my little friends ♪
♪ To talk of other things ♪
♪ Of shoes and ships and sealing wax ♪
♪ Of cabbages and kings ♪
♪ And why the sea is boiling hot ♪
♪ And, uh...whether pigs have wings, ho ho ♪
♪ Calloo, callay, come run away ♪
♪ We're the cabbages and kings ♪
Uh, hummm...
well, now, uh...
let me see...
A loaf of bread is what we chiefly need.
How about some pepper, salt, and vinegar?
Yes. Splendid idea. Very good, indeed.
if you're ready,
oysters, dear...
Ha ha.
We'll begin the feed!
Feed? Feed?
Oh, yes, uh...
♪ The time has come, my little friends ♪
♪ To talk of food and things ♪
♪ Of peppercorns and mustard seed ♪
♪ And other seasonings ♪
♪ We'll mix them all together ♪
♪ In a sauce that' fit for kings ♪
♪ Calloo, callay, we'll eat today ♪
♪ Like cabbages ♪
♪ And kings ♪
I, uh...
I weep for you.
Oh, excuse me.
I deeply sympathize,
for I've enjoyed your company...
much more than you realize.
Little oysters, little oysters!
But answer there came none.
And this was scarcely odd because...
they'd been eaten,
every one.!
Mmm, well, uh...
Ha ha ha ha.
Mmm, uh...
The time has come--
♪ We're cabbages ♪
♪ And kings ♪
Honk! Beep!
The end.
That was a sad story.
There' a moral to it.
A good moral, if you're an oyster.
It' been very nice.
Another recitation entitled Father William.!
First verse.
♪ You are Old Father William, the young man said ♪
♪ And your hair has become very white ♪
♪ And yet you incessantly stand on your head ♪
♪ Do you think at your age it is right, is right? ♪
♪ Do you think at your age it is right? ♪
♪ Well, in me youth, Father William replied to his son ♪
♪ I'd do it again and again and again ♪
♪ And I'd do it again and again and again... ♪
Now, I wonder who lives here.
Mary Ann!
Where did she put them?
Mary Ann!
The rabbit!
Mary Ann!
No use! Can't wait! I'm awfully late!
Oh, me, oh, my. Oh, me, oh, my.
Excuse me. I'm trying--
Mary Ann, why are you out here?
Mary Ann?
Don't just do something! Stand there!
Get my gloves! I'm late!
Late for what?
My gloves! At once!
Goodness! I'll be taking orders from Dinah next.
Hmm... now, let me see.
If I were a rabbit,
where would I keep gloves?
Oh, thank you.
Don't mind if I do.
Oh, no, no! Not again!
Oh! Mary Ann!
You see here, Mary Ann.
[Toot toot]
Ooh! Woo! Ha!
Help! Monster!
Help! Assistance!
[Toot toot]
Oh, dear.
[ White rabbit ] A monster!
A monster, Dodo!
Steady, old chap.
Can't be as bad as that.
My poor roof and rafters!
There it is!
Jolly well is.
Well, do something!
Yes, indeed. Extraordinary situation, but...
But what?
[Honk honk]
But I have a very simple solution.
But I have a very simple solution.
Thank goodness.
Simply pull it out the chimney.
Pull it out!
Who, me? Don't be ridiculous.
What we need is a...
[ Dodo ] A lizard with a ladder!
[ White rabbit ] Oh, Bill! Bill!
We need a lazard with a lidder.
Can you help us?
At your service, governor.
Have you ever been down a chimney?
I've been down more chimneys--
Excellent, excellent.
Hop down and pull that monster out.
Righto, governor.
Monster? Aah!
Oh, no! Stop!
Oh, no! Wait!
Steady, now!
That' better.
You're passing up a golden opportunity.
I am?
You can be famous.
I can?
In you go, now.
Tie your tail around the monster' neck...
and drag it out.
But... but, governor--
Good luck, Bill.
Ah, ah, ah...
ah, ah, ah...
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
there goes Bill.
Poor Bill.
Uh...perhaps we should try...
a more energetic remedy.
Anything, but hurry!
I propose that we, uh...
I propose that we...
That' it! We'll burn the house down!
♪ Oh, we'll smoke the blighter out ♪
♪ We'll put the beast to rout ♪
♪ Some kindling, a stick or two ♪
♪ Ah, this bit of rubbish ought to do ♪
♪ We'll smoke the blighter out ♪
♪ We'll smoke the monster out ♪
No! Not my beautiful birdhouse!
♪ Oh, we'll roast the blighter' toes ♪
♪ We'll toast the bounder' nose ♪
♪Just fetch that gate, we'll make it clear ♪
♪ That monsters aren't welcome here ♪
Oh, me, oh, my.
♪ Without a single doubt ♪
♪ We'll smoke the monster out ♪
♪ We'll smoke the monster-- ♪
My poor house and furniture!
Dear, this is serious.
I simply must-- Oh, a garden!
Perhaps if I ate something,
it would make me smaller.
I must eat something.
Not me! You... barbarian!
Ah! I'm late!
I'm here! I should be there!
Have a match?
Must go! Good-bye!
I'm late!
Please wait!
Do you have a match?
No. Sorry. Mr. Rabbit!
No cooperation. No cooperation at all.
Can't have monsters about.
Have to carry on alone.
Wait. Please!
Just a minute!
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
I'll never catch him while I'm this small.
curious butterflies.
You mean bread and butterflies.
Of course--mmm?
Now, who do you suppose...
A horsefly.
I mean, uh... a rocking horsefly.
I beg your pardon, but did you...
That' nonsense. Flowers can't talk.
But of course we can talk, my dear.
If there' anyone worth talking to.
Or about. Ha ha!
We sing, too.
You do?
Let' sing Tell It To the Tulips.
Or about shy little violets.
Sing Lovely Lily of the Valley.
She'd hate it.
Girls! We shall sing Golden Afternoon.
Girls! We shall sing Golden Afternoon.
That' about all of us.
Sound your " A" , Lily.
♪ La ♪
♪ Mi ♪ ♪ Mi ♪ ♪ Mi ♪
♪ La la la ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Dum du dum dum ♪
♪ Poom ♪
♪ Ah-poom mm-hmm poom oow poom poom ♪
♪ Ah-poom mm-hmm poom oow oow oow ♪
♪ Little bread and butterflies kiss the tulips ♪
♪ And the sun is like a toy balloon ♪
♪ Oo-ooo ♪
♪ There are get-up-in-the-morning glories ♪
♪ In the golden afternoon ♪
♪ Oo-ooo ♪
♪ There are dizzy daffodils on the hillside ♪
♪ Strings of violets are all in tune ♪
♪ Tiger lilies love the dandelions ♪
♪ In the golden afternoon ♪
♪ The golden afternoon ♪
♪ There are dog and caterpillars ♪
♪ And a copper centipede ♪
♪ Where the lazy daisies ♪
♪ Love the very ♪
♪ Peaceful life ♪
♪ They lead ♪
♪ You can learn a lot of things from the flowers ♪
♪ For especially in the month ofJune ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ There' a wealth of happiness and romance ♪
♪ All ♪
♪ In the golden afternoon ♪
♪ All in the golden afternoon ♪
♪ The golden ♪
♪ Afternoon ♪
♪ You can learn a lot of things ♪
♪ From the flowers ♪
♪ For especially in the month ofJune ♪
♪ There' a wealth of happiness ♪
♪ And romance ♪
[Voice breaks]
♪ All in the golden afternoon ♪
♪ Ah-ha ♪
♪ Ah ♪
Oh, that was lovely!
Thank you, my dear.
What garden are you from?
I don't come from any garden.
Maybe she' a wildflower!
I'm not a wildflower.
What specie or genus are you, my dear?
I suppose you'd call me a genus humanus Alice.
Ever see an Alice with a blossom like that?
Did you ever see an Alice?
Did you notice her petals?
What a peculiar color.
And no fragrance.
Just look at those stems!
Rather scrawny, I'd say.
I think she' pretty.
Quiet, Bud.
I'm not a flower!
Just as I suspected!
She' nothing but a common mobile vulgaris.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
A common what?
To be blunt-- a weed!
I'm not a weed!
She wouldn't admit it.
Can you imagine?
Don't go to seed here!
Go on, now!
We don't want weeds in our bed!
Move along!
Arf! Arf! Arf!
All right, if that' how you feel.
If I were my right size,
I could pick each of you!
That'd teach you.
Ha ha ha ha!
You can learn a lot from the flowers.
Hmph! They could learn a lot about manners.
♪ A ♪
♪ E I O U ♪
♪ A E I O U ♪
♪ A E I O U ♪
♪ O ♪
♪ U E I O A ♪
♪ U E I A ♪
♪ A E I O U ♪
Why, I hardly know, sir.
I've changed so many times, you see--
I do not see.
Explain yourself.
I can't explain myself, sir,
because I'm not myself, you know.
I do not know.
I can't be clearer.
It isn't clear to me.
Who are you?
Well, you ought to tell me--
[Cough cough]
you are first.
Oh, dear. Everything is so confusing.
It is not.
It is to me.
I can't remember things as I used to.
Oh! Yes, sir.
how doth the little busy bee...
improve each--
That is not spoken correcti-cally.
It goes...
Ha ha ha ha.
How doth the little crocodile...
improve his shining tail...
and pour the waters of the Nile...
on every golden scale?
How cheer--
How cheer--
Ha ha ha ha.
How cheerfully he seems to grin.
How neatly spreads his claws.
And welcomes little fishes in...
with gently smiling jaws.
I've never heard it that way before.
I have improved it.
[Cough cough]
If you ask me--
Who are you?
[Cough cough]
[Cough cough]
You there!
Come back!
I have something important to say!
Oh, dear.
I wonder what he wants now.
Keep your temper.
Is that all?
Exacti-cally what is your problem?
Well, it' exactic--
It' precisely this.
I'd like to be larger, sir.
Well, after all...
3 inches is a wretched height.
I am exactically three inches high,
and it' a very good height indeed!
[ Alice ] But I'm not used to it,
and you needn't ...
Oh, dear.
I have some more helpful hints.
One side makes you grow taller.
One side of what?
The other side makes you grow shorter.
The other side of what?
The mushroom, of course!
One side will make me grow...
But which is which?
After all that' happened, I...
I wonder if I...
I don't care.
I'm tired of being 3 inches high.
Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi!
Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
A serpent!
Help! Help!
A serpent! A serpent!
Please, please!
Off with you! Shoo! Shoo!
Go away! Serpent!
But I'm not a serpent!
Just what are you?
A little girl.
Ha! Little?
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Well, I am.
I mean, I was.
I suppose you don't eat eggs, either.
Yes, I do.
I knew it!
Serpent! Serpeeeeeeeeent!
Oh, for goodness sake!
And the other side will...
The very idea!
Spend all my time laying eggs for serpents like her!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I wonder if I'll ever get the knack of it.
There. That' much better.
Hmm. Better save these.
Now, let' see.
Where was I?
Hmm. I wonder which way I ought to go.
♪ 'T was... ♪
♪ Brillig and the slithy toves ♪
♪ Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe ♪
♪ All mimsy ♪
♪ Were the borogoves ♪
♪ And the momeraths outgrabe ♪
Now, where do you suppose that...
Lose something?
Oh! Well, uh...
Ha ha ha. I-I
I-I mean... I-I was wondering...
That' all right.
One moment, please.
Second chorus.
♪ 'T was brillig ♪
♪ And the slithy toves ♪
♪ Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe ♪
Why...why, you're a cat.
A Cheshire cat.
♪ All mimsy ♪
♪ Were the borogoves ♪
Oh, wait.
Don't go, please!
There you are.
Third chorus.
I wanted to ask...
which way I ought to go.
Well, that depends...
on where... you want to get to.
It really doesn't matter, as long-- really doesn't matter...
which go.
♪ Ah hah, hah hah ♪
♪ All mimsy were the borogoves ♪
♪ And the momeraths outgrabe ♪
Oh, by the way...
if you'd really like to know,
he went...that way.
Who did?
The white rabbit.
He did?
Did what?
Went that way?
Who did?
The white rabbit.
What rabbit?
Didn't you say...
Oh, dear!
Can you stand on your head?
if I were looking for a white rabbit...
I'd ask the Mad Hatter.
The Mad Hatter?
No, I don't --
Or...there' the March Hare...
in that direction.
Thank you. I shall visit him.
Of course...
he' mad, too.
I don't want to be with mad people.
Oh, you can't help that.
Most everyone' mad here.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You may have noticed...
that I'm not all there myself.
♪ And the momeraths outgrabe...♪
Goodness. If people here are like that,
I must try not to upset them.
How very curious.
♪ If there are no objections ♪
♪ Let it be unanimous ♪
♪ Oh, a very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ A very merry unbirthday to us ♪
♪ A ♪
♪ Very merry unbirthday to me ♪
♪ To who ♪
♪ Oh, you ♪
♪ A very merry unbirthday to you ♪
♪ Who, me ♪
♪ Oh, me ♪
♪ Let' all congratulate us ♪
♪ With another cup of tea ♪
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ To... ♪
♪ You ♪
[Clap clap clap]
No room! No room!
No room! No room!
But there' plenty of room.
It' rude to sit without being invited.
It' very, very rude, indeed!
Very, very, very rude, indeed.
I'm very sorry.
But I did enjoy your singing.
You enjoyed our singing?
Oh, what a delightful child!
I'm so excited.
We never get compliments.
You must have a cup of tea!
Ah, yes, indeed.
You must have a cup of tea.
I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party.
This is not a birthday party!
Of course not.
This is an unbirthday party.
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
It' very simple.
30 days have Sept--
No. An unbirthday...
if you have a birthday, then...
She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.
How silly! Ha ha ha ha!
Well, I...
I shall elucidate.
♪ Now statistics prove ♪
♪ Prove that you've one birthday ♪
♪ Imagine just one birthday every year ♪
♪ Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays ♪
♪ Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer ♪
Then today' my unbirthday, too.
It is?
What a small world.
In that case...
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ To me ♪
♪ To you ♪
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ For me ♪
♪ For you ♪
♪ Blow the candle out ♪
♪ And make your wish come true ♪
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ To you ♪
Twinkle, twinkle little bat.
How I wonder what you're at.
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
That was lovely.
And now, my dear,
you were saying you were seeking...
Pardon me.
You were seeking some information of some kind?
Yes. I'm looking for--
Clean cup! Clean cup!
Move down!
But I haven't used my cup.
♪ Clean cup, move down ♪
Would you like more tea?
I haven't had any yet,
So I can't take more.
You mean you can't take less.
You can always take more than nothing.
And now, my dear,
Something seems to be troubling you.
Tell us all about it.
Start at the beginning.
Yes, yes.
And when you come to the end...
It started while I was sitting...
on the riverbank with Dinah.
Very interesting.
Who' Dinah?
Dinah' my cat.
What' got into him?
Catch him!
Help! Help! Stop him!
Get the jam!
Put it on his nose!
Oh, my goodness.
Those are the things that upset me.
See the trouble you've started?
I didn't think--
If you don't think, you shouldn't talk.
Clean cup, move down!
♪ Move down, move down ♪
♪ Move down ♪
Now, dear, you were saying?
Oh, yes.
I was sitting on the riverbank,
with, uh... you know who.
I do?
I mean my c-a-t.
Just a half a cup.
Come, come, my dear,
don't you care for tea?
I'm very fond of tea.
You could at least make polite conversation.
I've been trying to ask--
I have an excellent idea.
Let' change the subject.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Let me see, now.
Why is a raven...
like a writing desk?
I beg your pardon?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Careful. She' mad.
It' your silly riddle.
You just said--
Don't get excited.
A cup of tea?
A cup of tea, indeed!
I haven't time.
The time! Who' got the time?
The time! Who' got the time?
No time, no time, no time.
Hello. Good-bye. I'm late! I'm late!
The white rabbit!
I'm so late. I'm so very late.
No wonder you're late.
This clock is exactly two days slow.
Two days slow?
Of course you're late.
My goodness.
We'll have to look into this.
I see what' wrong.
This watch is full of wheels.
Oh, my poor watch.
Oh, my wheels and springs.
Butter! Of course!
It needs butter. Butter!
Butter. Thank you. Butter.
That' fine.
No, no, no.
You'll get crumbs in it!
This is good butter.
I never thought of tea.
No! Not tea!
Sugar. Two spoons.
Two spoons. Thank you.
Be careful!
Jam! I forgot all about jam.
Mustard, yes.
Don't let' be silly.
Lemon. That' different.
That should do it.
Look at that!
Mad watch.
Mad watch!
There' only one way to stop a mad watch.
Two days slow, that' what it is.
Oh, my watch.
It was?
It was an unbirthday present.
In that case...
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ To ♪
♪ You ♪
Mr. Rabbit!
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
Now where did he go?
♪ us, to us ♪
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ To us, to us ♪
Of all the silly nonsense.
This is the stupidest tea party ever.
I've had enough nonsense.
I'm going home.
Straight home.
That rabbit.
Who cares where he' going anyway?
If it hadn't been for him, I--
" Tulgey Wood."
Hmm. Curious.
I don't remember this.
Now, let me see...
No, no, please.
No more nonsense.
Now, if I came this way,
I should go back this way.
I beg your pardon.
When I get home,
I shall write a book about this place.
If I ever do get home.
Oh, excuse me!
Could one of you tell me--
never mind.
Caw! Caw!
Oh, dear.
It' getting dreadfully dark,
and nothing looks familiar.
I'll be glad to get out of--oh!
Hoo hoo.
It would be nice...
if something made sense for a change.
The momeraths?
A path!
Oh, thank goodness.
I knew I'd find one sooner or later.
If I hurry,
I might be home in time for tea.
Won't Dinah be happy to see me.
I just can't wait till I--
Oh, dear.
Now I shall never get out.
when one' lost,
I suppose it' good advice...
to stay where you are...
until someone finds you.
But...but who'd ever think to look for me here?
Good advice.
If I'd listened earlier,
I wouldn't be here.
But that' just the trouble with me.
I give myself very good advice...
♪ But I very seldom follow it ♪
♪ That explains ♪
♪ The trouble that I'm always in ♪
♪ Be patient ♪
♪ Is very good advice ♪
♪ But the waiting makes me curious ♪
♪ And I'd love the change ♪
♪ Should something strange ♪
♪ Begin ♪
I went along my merry way...
and I never stopped to reason.
I should have known...
there'd be a price to pay...
I give myself...
very good advice,
but I very seldom follow it.
Will I ever learn...
to do the things I should?
[ Chorus ] ♪ Will I ever learn ♪
♪ Learn to do the things ♪
♪ I should? ♪
♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪
♪ And the momeraths outgrabe ♪
Oh, Cheshire cat, it' you!
Whom did you expect?
The white rabbit, perchance?
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm through with rabbits.
I want to go home,
but I can't find my way.
That' because you have no way.
All ways here, you see,
are the queen' ways.
But I've never met any queen.
You haven't ?
You haven't ?
Oh, but you must!
She'll be mad about you.
Simply mad.
♪ And the momeraths outgrabe ♪
Please! Please!
How can I find her?
Well, some go this way,
some go that way,
but as for me, myself, personally,
I prefer the shortcut.
[ Voices ] ♪ Da dee dee da da da ♪
♪ Doodle dee do dee do dee do ♪
♪ Bum ♪ ♪ Bum ♪
♪ Painting the roses red ♪
♪ We're painting the roses red ♪
♪ We dare not stop or waste a drop ♪
♪ So let the paint be spread ♪
♪ We're painting the roses red ♪
♪ We're painting the roses red ♪
♪ Oh-h-h-h ♪
♪ Painting the roses red ♪
♪ And many a tear we shed ♪
♪ Because we know ♪
♪ They'll cease to grow ♪
♪ In fact, they'll soon be dead ♪
Oh! Oh!
♪ And yet, we go ahead ♪
♪ Painting the roses red ♪
♪ Red, red, red, red ♪
♪ Red, red, red, red ♪
♪ Painting the roses red ♪
♪ We're painting the roses red ♪
♪ Oh, pardon me, but, Mr. Three ♪
♪ Why must you paint them red? ♪
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
The fact is, Miss,
we planted white roses by mistake.
♪ The queen, she likes them red ♪
♪ If she saw white instead ♪
♪ She'd raise a fuss ♪
♪ And each of us ♪
♪ Would quickly lose his head ♪
♪ Since this is the thought we dread ♪
♪ We're painting the roses red ♪
Oh, dear. Let me help you.
♪ Painting the roses red ♪
♪ We're painting the roses red ♪
♪ Don't tell the queen what you have seen ♪
♪ Or say that' what we said ♪
♪ But we're painting the roses red ♪
♪ Yes, painting the roses red ♪
Not pink.
Not green.
Not aquamarine.
♪ We're painting the roses red ♪
The queen!
The queen!
The queen!
The queen! The queen!
Cards, halt!
Count off!
1 , 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 1 0,jack!
The rabbit.
Her Imperial Highness,
Her... Her Grace,
Her Excellency,
Her Royal Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts!
Yea! Hooray! Yea!
And the king.
Who' been painting my roses red?
Who' been painting my roses red?
♪ Who dares to taint with vulgar paint ♪
♪ The royal flower bed? ♪
♪ For painting my roses red ♪
♪ Someone will lose his head ♪
Your Majesty, please.
It' his fault.
Not me, Your Grace.
The ace!
Not me! The trey.
That' enough!
Off with their heads!
Yea! Yea! Hooray!
♪ They're going to lose their heads ♪
♪ For painting the roses red ♪
♪ It serves them right, they planted white ♪
♪ And roses should be red ♪
♪ Oh, they're going to lose their heads ♪
Oh, please, please. They were only--
And who is this?
Let me see, my dear.
It isn't a heart.
Is it a club?
It' a little girl.
Yes, and I was hoping--
Look up. Speak nicely.
And don't twiddle your fingers!
Turn out your toes.
Open your mouth wider, and always say,
" Yes, Your Majesty!"
Yes, Your Majesty!
Now, where do you come from?
Where are you going?
I've lost my way.
Your way?
All ways here are my ways!
Yes, I know. I was thinking--
Curtsy while you're thinking.
It saves time.
Yes, but I wanted to ask--
I'll ask the questions!
Do you play croquet?
Why, yes, Your Majesty.
Then let the game begin!
To your places. Hurry, hurry!
Shuffle deck!
Cards, cut!
Deal cards!
Cards, halt!
[Squawk squawk]
[Squawk squawk]
[Squawk squawk]
Yea! Yea!
Off with his head!
Off with his head.
You heard what she said.
You're next,
my dear.
Yes, Your Majesty.
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Of all the impossible...
You want us both to lose our heads?
Well, I don't .
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
♪ La la la da da dum ♪
♪ La la la hmm ♪
How are you getting on?
Not at all.
Beg pardon?
I said, not at all.
Who are you talking to?
A cat, Your Majesty.
There he is!
I warn you, child.
If I lose my temper, you lose your head!
We could make her really angry.
Shall we try?
Oh, no, no!
It' loads of fun.
No, no, stop!
Oh, no!
My fur and whiskers!
Oh, dear! Save the queen!
Someone' head will roll for this!
Off with her--
Couldn't she have a trial?
Well,just a little trial?
Very well then.
Let the trial begin!
Your Majesty...
members of the jury,
loyal subjects...
and the king.
The prisoner is charged with enticing Her Majesty...
into a game of croquet,
and thereby willfully teasing, tormenting,
and annoying our beloved--
Never mind that!
Get to where I lose my temper.
... thereby causing the queen to lose her temper.
Now, are you ready for your sentence?
There must be a verdict first.
Sentence first!
Verdict afterward.
But that way isn't --
All ways are...
Your ways, Your Majesty.
Yes, my child.
Off with her--
Consider, we've called no witnesses.
Couldn't we hear one or two? Huh?
Oh, very well,
but get on with it!
First witness. Call the first witness.
The March Hare.
What do you know about this?
Nothing whatever?
Nothing whatever!
That' very important!
Jury, write that down.
" Unimportant," Your Majesty means.
Next witness.
The dormouse.
What have you to say?
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat.
How I wonder...
That' the most important evidence we've heard yet.
Write that down!
Twinkle, twinkle.
Twinkle, twinkle.
Twinkle, twinkle.
What next?
The Mad Hatter.
Off with your hat!
Oh, my.
Where were you when this happened?
I was home drinking tea.
Today is my unbirthday.
Why, today is your unbirthday, too.
It is?
It is?
It is?
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ To me? ♪
Oh, no.
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ For me? ♪
♪ For you ♪
♪ Now blow the candle out, my dear ♪
♪ And make your wish come true ♪
♪ A very merry unbirthday ♪
♪ To you ♪
Oh! Your Majesty.
Yes, my dear?
There he is now.
Huh? What? Who?
The Cheshire cat.
Oh, this is terrible.
Stop him!
Somebody help me! Catch him!
The jam!
The jam! By order of the king!
Let me have it!
Somebody' head is going to roll for this!
The mushroom.
Off with her--
Pooh. I'm not afraid of you.
You're nothing but a pack of cards.
Rule 42--persons more than a mile high...
must leave the court immediately.
I'm not a mile high. I'm not leaving.
Sorry. Rule 42, you know.
And as for you, Your Majesty.
Your Majesty, indeed.
Why, you're not a queen.
You're just a fat, pompous,
bad-tempered old ty--
And, uh, what were you saying, my dear?
She simply said you're a fat, pompous,
bad-tempered old tyrant!
Off with her head!
You heard what Her Majesty said!
Off with her head!
♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward ♪
♪ Here we go again ♪
♪ No one ever loses ♪
♪ And no one can ever win ♪
♪ Backward, forward, outward, inward ♪
♪ Bottom to the top... ♪
[ The queen ] Off with her head!
You can't leave without having some tea.
I can't stop now.
You must join us in a cup of tea.
Off with her head!
Mr. Caterpillar, what will I do?
Who are you?
[Cough cough]
There she goes!
Don't let her get away!
Off with her head!
Still locked, you know.
The queen. I must get out.
But you are outside.
See for yourself.
Why... why, that' me!
I'm asleep.
Don't let her get away!
Off with her head!
Alice, wake up.
Please wake up, Alice.
Alice! Alice!
Alice! Alice!
Will you pay attention and recite your lesson?
Hmm? Oh.
How doth the little crocodile...
improve his shining tail...
and pour the waters of--
Alice, what are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry.
You see, the caterpillar said--
Caterpillar? Oh, for goodness sake.
Alice, I--
Oh, well. Come along.
It' time for tea.
[ Chorus ] ♪ Alice ♪
♪ In wonderland ♪
♪ Over the hill ♪
♪ Or here or there ♪
♪ I wonder where ♪
♪ Alice ♪
♪ In Wonderland ♪
♪ How do you get to Wonderland? ♪
♪ Over the hill or underland ♪
♪ Orjust behind the tree? ♪
♪ Alice ♪
♪ In Wonderland ♪
♪ Where is the path to Wonderland? ♪
♪ Over the hill ♪
♪ Or here or there? ♪
♪ I wonder where ♪♪