A Slightly Pregnant Man (1973) - full transcript

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all years

promised

but the goals or policies are all free

It came

but taboo time and do not play

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more common

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they see me

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two or three and did not go sliding

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never

no

the show

no

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here are times to the right

I said right but not on the sidewalk

miss you but get me trains and what

colostrum foot however is so we have

plug if to feel the pedals are three but

the feet are two circles to get by

everyone does it and then because if he attacks

so the mica escapes from the wheel and then

because they call him flying, he wanted to

witty and sight and green we take advantage

no, but cow and green continue to

to pass

certainly the discipline that rome us in Rome

he goes to dream he lacks desolate takes to

right and try with the woman

nola must pass the strips are the

let's repeat the handbrake

the blinking of the mistakes I put yes

that the mass but left and we are

turning well the friction clutch are

it is dampened as it is seen to abort hamas

exam are just discouraged that in

bottom are only 40 elections that I know it

I know but she does not hear me for it

anything

as I do not feel I can not do it all

together tender flying braking change

put in what we only pray there

will take another 80 elections 40 for

forget what he has learned up

now and 40 to learn what not

he still learned tomorrow at 5 is fine

yes 6 Mr massive is not discouraged and

so young play 10 signor martini da

Tomorrow you are from hand

do not cry that life is beautiful says well

her or truck driver's differential

fucked they were all together we were

right in the middle of a traffic that is missing

in Naples at Piazza Garibaldi and or there

something I had to do

I have gyrated rumors I had to

to leave 18 the gentleman here

interrupted the lesson but pay taxes and

for the exam, it is true that mica can not

make a friend walk another Italian

more recent milan and I'm doing it for you

let's make you happy then see here

here spikers so bright and clear on one

headache month splits there is also a bit

of nausea you ate the pacchus because

you already have stay you know and kiss her

It hurts you say it looks like veline a

I got mussels from me

from Naples machines I can not there is a

customer feels we do in time to

take away tea and coffee from whatever it is

beautiful

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ready grandfather ciccio look slap her

is

hello miso cia teddy you are

forgotten what makes us make ourselves at the cinema

with luca but I have a big headache

but we have not promised you know how they are

children and I do not know how children are

but I know as well as I have a headache takes

a coffee then in 20 minutes pass a

who should I leave because one arrived

customer see you tonight at home feel

you love me but yes I love you and you good bye

Captain how are you there is no bad sense I have

had to stop two buttons and behind

plastic we did not do hair and

they were two transvestites but shopping but I have

had to send to wait but look

two men against a defenseless woman

cisa happy famila captains

Look here it does not look like a madman

monzon monza for the hair on

proproste as you do to bird a giannino

tv midolo painting are wild for the

captain we comb the lake from me again

tonight the colonel invited me

at dinner something to mark but also a

po sex and started you see it as it is

better than the hair back in

then thirty years old

I saw what the cut did

even the cut is 4 thousand said

thank you

five thousand who make ten girls

come to see us again and be well

good morning on the net miss day e

how is a suck my boyfriend with

always make love after eating from a

the institute of diamoci he will be is

arrived Miss hope of a while

Captain we give it a little size and

here only rated so you can hear a menu

if it's a lady, let's have something

whole and does not seek to do him the

a nice martin but never among which there

would like cosmetic surgery in all

to redo

good morning good morning luca 6 gp wanted

increases that you give me a wide see no

it 's nothing milk increase we go there

in the cinema how you have more or less papa

wishes headache on cover lever

of the captain never could see i

policemen and even the pieces that do not

they are parts

Well, it's like your father is

so why I do not care, it's enough for us

Luke do not break the soul you know it does not

I want to see you here on leave home if

I go there because my father was never married

he can not see my headache

you never met

hello luca of having to his Italian father

he, too, certainly Italian, I him

Italians but above all the son of

bitch

but what do you want Italian French or German

a man is always a shit I'm not

agree

my fiance sees only me in me

fragile female to slam on a bed

but at least it makes me feel like a woman

even sex on its good sides is

but we must not exceed there is always one

moral and in the long run can fall into

breasts like I was 18 years old

at the navel because it does not try to cure them

today we have some ointments entrusted

like it so then try to cure

he misses her and returns

from the United States as it was found in

very well a critic is written

that I am the new caruso the thing does not me

I loved it also because you love me

let it stand that tooth falls by itself

I was here five withered or crowded

weeks theater for ig metall and joy

the public is always so enthusiastic

will certainly have some new songs on

repertoire yes but no one will notice it

those present who are good at knitting

should if unmistakable yes, however

these mines almaty teccom ear

you look like bell of notre dame cases on

clear the table because I have to

make it clear but I have not finished

Dad and mom are coming

the inca but break between your capture

age how many you break there is still

small children good evening signor ac

sleep or you could even greet the Pope

from the waves and when chaos they put

under a pillow and baby Jesus brings me

as a gift, but you still believe things papa ste

television is not good it's better if

you do not see trouble when you see it

however tomorrow it will be repaired

rather, you have reckoned with a

studying a version 6 was good but

how many things you expect from a child

this and exploitation

then you take me to the cinema brings you to

theater to see mihai morning 8 there is the

headache spam nice but never has me

given three buttons you want to go to

theater in my place

no thanks then there are tomatoes

cheese and poultry was fine as al

Usually, I was just about tomorrow

knock that no one here to say hello hello

Mark the kidneys there is no but it comes at least

I hope because we have to go to the theater

see you I told you he could send home

You're having a little fun there is my wife

You can not go to the theater, not here

kidneys good evening gino introduce themselves of

champions to like in sirio new friend

we have always been to give you this that

what looks at a mask of beauty that

it is putting in fact you will see and

formidable can also use it

wants a 7 pity that diet tonight

theater and I have to theater but that's how I vote

son have given too much then you can

to say goodbye is seen is a not said

new phosphorescent for the night is the

neither dazzling type does not take me in

round

I'm happy to have seen you bye Marco

dark street and have fun

why not you have my own teddy bear

michel and michel mi7 french but speaks

Italian but malara so I am

to change a little bit want to change me

they have you and I'll do you good soon if

we have to go to the theater

you're better with your head is a little better

I do not know it's happening to me

still not nausica boxers me

everything turned

no roast chicken yet and it will be the liver

perhaps enlarged it hurts you if you push yourself

be no but another dad pushes himself

sila the other hand then it is not the liver

Luca at the table is that if we do not do it

Later'm here again yes

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no

victim you

Yup

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I want

share with the complete bass

but what is the dance of san vito pardon

a moment comes back to sleep

not a farag angela but made protection

also due

we remark

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we

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Hello

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and natural that

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maliki pavia

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this 4 that happy

mum

mum

never

brescia remained the pole on the stomach

try to put back I put back as it is

true god, so we do not give up

sincerely

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I do not feel very well I go

no let alone let's get on too

luca we leave

already finished no to papa does not feel well

But these facts are silent but Ostrega

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goodnight, right or not, but there

we'll be safe again even if you're six

I promise you tickets at the bar

what and gave me a cimino an eye

on sleep you 're lost you're sure a figure

of course you want it to be

but that you make you cry became an eye

inside an eyelash you did

but I have but what happened can not fail

stay only if you support the west but

because I recover the accident is

the opportunity of life today you make us

Tomorrow you're gone

and secrets it to me or does it indicate

like mister tv even in the evening he had the

headache and the morning dead but that

it has nothing to do with it. I do not take a shot

there is nothing and so it was also iella

no, I feel it will be a bit of management

too much pole every night stamp and then

you're also gaining weight like the poor

Mr. g out and you are not well

let's call the doctor we can not

so scare if you do not frighten too

okay I studied but you have to do me

a pleasure of the line a great good

doctor especially for deadly diseases

I'm going lakes you do not make a

anger but you want to die like that without it either

give it a try okay okay there

I go to the part that I am ashamed of the doctor

of the vineyard are all the money thrown away

Street

you remember that time I had

ate his eyes said that ai

winners

please help please have Mr.

de masi t

I know it was not her, but my kidneys

he phoned and told me that a case

very serious she will not be impress

that is, it depends on the cases and how it is

luca but I'm getting attached not me

It puts more in your pocket the dead mice

It will be a little more respect irene

keep taking the pill if yes for

now we're fine the three then in case

when I will have got a divorce but

let's talk about her

how long is it that you feel bad two

months two months and a lot and what's wrong

Mr. de Maddis only bunches tea

in front of it there is no matter we hear

because he came to me and my wife has

I insisted I have vertigo of the

of headache dizziness headache

well it's an emotional type maybe

I can save her undress in the meantime and I

I knew it's a tall part, just the shirt

yes for now I'll do you

done so well you sit down when

in the evening, for example, I feel like it

disgust

a disgust a handsome man like me

face has

cough well I see that the language is beautiful

clean the deep and black eyes that

wait we subtract you demon a little

the more the beaches now we see the belly

I did not want to come only irene

when you put something in your head and Rome

scared as well now let's go

let's see if heartache unfortunately strong

po what I did for love you know there

never need the belt at least

it's delicious as strong as a bull is shy

as a virgin sin is putting on

a bit of a stomach, he knows sport

or do a little more to love

how old is 41 exactly the same age

My husband died last year

dear but what a job you do to face up

only driving school instructor why

Ask me why you will be sitting in

car all day and for her is the

end

and serious relax santa genoa this

then what he ate last night is

what I always eat chicken

roast

yes, no, no, I can hear you here

better sexual problems

but what problems no I would not say right

yet at the key no she is right

yes, however, it is strange the same but that strange

Excuse me, you know, frighten me breathing places

breathe still very expensive breathe again

you do not breathe anymore and you become excused

Doctor is not for me

they ask for irene for the child

I am very strong if you must tell me

tell me something about it

due caution

she works, you continue to work

silk doctor I had all curious but

because he does not tell me what he found

that the truth is serious no no it is not

serious

and strange, this is not true

disease is just a case

how can I explain, try, look

that seems stupid but I understand it's a lot

funny she is swelling herself is like

enlarged as if she were pregnant

as if it were guaranteed I would be wrong but

she is four months old

but if I did not even eat my she

wait just a child is a bit

unusual in a man is not possible

and apart from that all is well

absolutely in full form

just that if she allows me I would

consult a friend's gynecologist

gynecologist excuse me but it is the first time that

a man in an interesting state happens to me

I have no experience

It seems like to joke excuse me but that me

is trying a ride I ask for help

an expert

I'm good but it's not true a bit

belly is not there anymore with which we do

a check at least you should know

buy the layette no

ready ivan are marie luise

unforgettable feel or right here

before me a disconcerting case

I would like you to have a look at your own

your field yourself and urgently

tomorrow at 9 am waiting for me to ask for her

okay at 9 it's all right

then I'll send you nine o'clock

how many months but I would say 4 silver you say

you have been standing for a long time

ivan is an exceptional case it is not

of a client but of her husband and these

Slavic men large and robust and

at the first emotion they faint in the meantime for

prudence you must immediately start one

diet suitable for a serious man do not smoke not

drink and be careful when it makes love

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in life

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ramona martinez is very known to ours

viewers as the only actress who

he never worked on TV after one

martines and debut the next one

week in montparnasse in the little that

to tarzo the audio gac stack how it goes like

always a cabin but see only

put it precisely

and now how it goes from a little worse than

before

there are like lines that pass

here it's okay but no 6 and

the elevator opa the elevator but the

television does not limit itself to everything

this is how it's OK, but do not touch it anymore

see and mireille mathieu who is but this

it was a morning

hello daddy I know I fell for the tooth

now it's much better but so in

black and white thinks that you are amazed

may know he falls in love with martina already

it sucks in black and white figured if

you drink a little drink not according to the time

714 no I have to do it for the dog

and can not wait for dog symptoms not

you know it has a character oh well thanks to

tomorrow that has brought us good

strawberries strawberries out of season

to this they were an eye of the head

he was sending this is not a gift

television will never be fair

study if a mother gets angry and then

this surprises to say

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who is there is dinner and ready cepollaro

or is that good news tomorrow

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no I do not put under the pillow of

daily baby changes it with you

who knows what teddy bear like you

feeling

the doctor what did not say anything

natural natural seriously is nothing

serious but sure yes but I hide

anything

yes yes and no I told you but nothing

serious is just embarrassing embarassing

yes yes but only if there are consequences

what consequences I do not know if it is

we'll see but I still look at roast chicken and

good and dear this woman but she does not have

not even a little imagination ahead

luca from the style of hands up and quick

table soul what would these be

consequent embarrassing that continue

to pass this lecce roma and today you have

seen

I told you he was a good doctor

feel what you do yvonne when she

He wanted to abort you made her do two

Gemini

but it is true that in graces you should do

proper I do not know about massages he says

that work miracles or even the diet of the

jockey san vito this book has a

aroma and I was so interested in ai

this that you read when I entered

emirs passed the life of microbes

interesting it will be really try

always microbes but basically those who do it

anything

but that we care about the microbes I do not know

not even kin but what am I now

an extreme friend and it was if you understood

mine is a desire to learn oh

mom, mom, mom, of understanding

you know how to care for life

if you tell me I 'll calm down I'll do it

continued the bad things and cried

but the environment of crying mom is

bad maybe he dies maybe he does not die for

this I cry forward but it is pray for

he speaks nobody san stefar then eats

speak or suck tell me the truth will be

oven you are hearing already called one

fregnaccia is not a disease is a case

look

but because this is the air of a dying man

sorry or crazy but how is it you

I must say singing

but no I believe it thinks we are not

even married, I do not know destiny

less widowed brands and at the funeral

not even the satisfaction of receiving not

I know if you feel condolences

in the front row there would be her wife

not yet divorced, never closed

if problems but I do not die 6 sure

certain word after word of honor towards

enough to eat and strawberries

teddy bear hit the strawberries in the

February are not pregnant mothers

smoke that good you know something

imposed like death in dreams brings the

life at a plaster that is still there

they make you die there is nothing

Serious is never too much seated you have a job

of paper that you can not do with the

sport or go horseback play

tennis a bit of sailing if you had some

initiative and for once did

something different but I'm wrong or there

salt is missing

the doctor said to be there caring fame

valfungo a luca and all the sacrifices a

who hurts the saturated to wash the

hands of scared and pee and then go to

bed

Dad medicine shoes gone I maybe

In the meantime, I pray for you, I hope that Jesus

child do not forget teeth tournament or

Jesus child does not forget anything

I figured his craft I know but here there

they are two men and we always deal with them

one what would you say that me too?

I do a job more but not the

let's do it to camilo you go to do the

hairdresser I go to school instead

your

no, it's a male school, let's send pope

it becomes great to divide the world i

males and females

we hope that you understand something there

so much confusion

you know we should have another child

but yes I know you do not want to

no no indeed you do not know how much he thinks of them

maternity problems

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look what a nice dentinho how cute

small but well how it went

today I work apart from the doctor, that's how it is

can not have to update in at the

our southpaw is told no well if

split the differential one thing

is behind sincere desperate because if

it can be repaired but it seems like it is

had given birth to a man of

these things

and how you spent the day or three

new customers or if he had a shop more

big I could do double that

that I can do now who

location in will fire yes in my opinion

she got pregnant and they are things that

happen

6 networks I sent her to the doctor

of the vineyard in these things you do not

never wrong but sleep immediately if the

doctor an attendant careful distance

but I understand that she cares about him

springer

I feel worried maybe I was wrong

send from there but today I have

wrong here is me but you know

teddy bear even if you have a nice one

bump I love you and you good morning

signorino are eight of the aces a

day mom grandmother looks at baby jesus

but left a piece by a franc though

a video call with the devaluation is

a bit of pietro no darling him too

reflect

you have not eaten so nothing you do not have

hunger support and then I do so many do the

good be careful as through hi

hello beautiful she dressed with a tie

but from a specialist a specialist e

you do not tell me anything

Well I'm coming with you but no, look what I have

then and so it is

it's a matter of life or death no

only life is more serious than

you told me you thought or bernard is gone

from the specialist Monday and Saturday

the funeral was already there and bartolo

there was 90 years and then a specialist in that

after a bit of everything is a specialist of

diseases of my expenses everybody

who knows what a well of science must be

fleming in comparison and a fart

specialist in diseases of every species and

I believe you are badly in favor of favors

but who was the license

my husband is a classic the new bow

my help

what is good for you neither is nor turns everything is

as if August Marco you have to tell me the

truth I should have called the

doctor of the vineyard what has you

found all serious and so are not

serious

they are serious

ivan what do you think I have no doubt is

how splendid a case it is to me

the jockey move everyone I've ever said

this wife irene hears me up on her

Pinocchio but that happens to us it does not make me

fear

orami city I 'm living rhodiumed not

there is nothing to explain everything

clear but as clear now the

professor of explains everything and above all

do not touch me was my technically

he is even better because I did not

So far I've found it so much boy

and instead it was really he was not jolie

yawning but it hurt us

means that despite appearances the

his man and a male man

momentarily female but what makes me

It will give as if you make you talk about the

professor of who's how things are

so lady micetta her husband is

pregnant pregnant but who goes to say dear

dad no no no no are bales will be given in

province but I have traveled the world I do not have

the nose ring

maybe she will be a professor but what she wants

make me believe that I have possessed him in

a rite also father was always him a

to possess me also as Christ commands

as a man it looked like but you're hot

I knew how much I enjoy myself and he is one

male man I would like to be

like him and he is a man of honor

allows me to explain homosexual in

how much rustle can not have a child

a man and a woman can have a child

in this case it all happens

contrary and the dome that fertilized me

I become crazy but I then I then

I have been fertilized you by man

stubborn in the reaction of a lady, she mentions me

It's perfectly normal you know it's a veni

chuck you this window that much

amazes more than the world in academy of

fly is my colleague who already has

got a dog with two text and 7 legs

12 tails true miracle of science

but with all his text paws tails

this dog can not give birth to you much

lucky Mr. bunches because a

dog difference can give birth without

in us and of many things I have taken

so to you at the international congress

of medicine as an example for made of

changeable sex in relation to the changeable

balance of hormones of man and woman

you're lucky you're a case the vain

excuse my enthusiasm we all live

in a world of the world the first rip off

that I take some but lose his

instinct you know who is the biggest and most

bad enemy of man is the stomach

the astrologer eats everything he receives

cipe bad but he eats then follows the

daily product solution

artificial can lead to the end of a

complete transformation of everything

the body

think that they fatten the chickens with them

hormones also my colleagues of the Russians has

noticed a continuous transformation

especially in former sex clients

male

we all know you too know that too much

uses of certain hormones reduces virility

man

everywhere his whole belief falls

develops the breast and speaks with a voice

no more than a man the cathedral and without hormones

and almost a woman becomes more sensitive and

then for sensitive from here to pregnancy

there is a small pass and she did it

it is fascinating I do not feel she is the

first victim perhaps the first in bed of

a society that is transforming

Hundreds of men myself for the

first he will see they will want to follow his

example

in short, in your opinion, if I am

prize is all the fault of the chickens I do not

he says yes I to say as one

male has his uterus I should do

autopsy bus no I do not think to do

autopsy at least for the moment because

it is too dangerous for children

but in case you had to die

during the birth I take advantage of

opportunity I will reveal almond to this

mystery was beginning the first of only

informed poor under 8 my her

continue or in labor

as he prescribed my colleague nothing

salt you can suppress it tobacco and

the alcohol

This is all I will say no more who

they recognize the mutual and excuse me this

son with them part away

to this she does not think and matures that as

she comes here every month I have me

check her personally, sorry

hall but my husband would like to know in

what a way a child, in short, as she does

we hope that you think about nature but not

you could start to see I do not know

maybe through an x-ray

no this is too much of danger for the

child radiography after seventh misha

think when I know my mother, let's try

not to let anyone know me

shame what and nothing must of

shame me very proud of her is a

man how will the new be when the cathedral

It will be a woman, I'm sorry, but since I am

I am ashamed, too, you know, and we are

both of them are on the market and know how it is

made people expect at least the

seventh month at least I am very difficult

keep something so important hidden

I say well you become more famous than

golda meir pompidou and also very useful

for the progress of science to the contrary

the nixon president is a great man

revolution that you want to excuse I believe

that for a phenomenon so saves a

Press release

let's see this which means is

everywhere what direction by date is the

question also needs to drink and this

what the casina died and then now

ruby of level crossings and hear

here it happens to me to study why

at the exams that you are looking at here

at cagliari and is Mr. mazzette in

one moment

here this is the code

read it 230 before going to bed e

then curled lumina san gennaro ok mag

one hundred volumes access tele2 we are falling

goodmorning goodmorning theory and kirk

from grace and I do not know he has it

senior lady it I am ramon and

martinez

you will be quoted in a montparnasse theater

refin for a whim and Spanish like

you will have understood the Spanish whim are

I would like to take the license b from you

Mr. mazzetti is not there but I'm from

obliging character and Book

lesson when preferred morning

afternoon close morning anti more

exact right at breakfast time like this

I jump the crazy marco was

the lady starts again for you, young man

his honor monet martinez and I was saying

this individual I would like to take the

license but with her that title one

species of first woman like me can tomorrow

what time noon is fine but tomorrow

enchanted

She does not imagine that the wet pupil

its esters

but whoever loves not seen on television is

a theater actress

the tie you've been formetic you're

yet all in all it seems but I am at

pieces

we work too much if they come to

know in Naples they make me a citizen

Honorary of Milan there are several

complications for me yet for you jesus

some infectious disease

if they are recchioni giacciaio no they are not

elections but something to have found

it is certainly hernia, maybe it did not work

because if modern is able to you the heart e

speak if I tell you then miss fruits but

I exploit them on a disease from the non

let's do the quiz ahead that you are

pregnant

but the vangol as if a man could

getting pregnant is new

and who has a non- fucked car that depends

from what you eat and guitar the

machine the chicken or eaten more

political and it is said that depends on

that can be all you do once

to the vaccinara and 6 gravido as one

cow could happen to everyone with you the

trouble is that it happened to me there are a

while I tell you that it is those who eat more

now figures of when it comes to

know I knew it I knew that

even pissed off

but then that explained maybe not

You know, but the children are born of one man and one

woman

oh yes, I knew this, however, generally

the woman who stays in the city this for

anybody but I'm a case but

See what happens then the Rome capital has then

in the seventh month I see that it also stops

work and khamis and 6 fourth month o

the wig that she looks very showy

fit for his work or sold like that

a red colleague such and such

roses too serious her that area bar

lustig al j if then it takes green from

free way

I can try it and conquer you paralyzes

the traffic can ask is a man

Dad looks at you like the pregassona

word serves to earn more to the south

the lady irene the enemy paola

congratulations excuse me can give

a look at the newspaper does not prefer

a pink magazine no to juniors and today

I 'm interested there is nothing that interests me

I had taken it for the cav aspira si

buy the newspaper for horses and

horses can not read let's go

the most stupid one says honey but

we have to pay so much I always pay to myself

dragons movement with this wig

because you notice they are teams I have 250

francs thanks to her

seeing you goodbye when I see

this girl get so lost with the

men saw how pretty she could

find a woman

this yes that is new a man will put to

world a child the happy event between

a few months but you think about it if men

they start to make women began to

interest me in bono binds them that league

interesting the man in question is healthy

and normal and lives like a woman who

will marry as soon as you can marco screeds

born in rome and resident in paris is the

first case of a pregnant man

on the occasion of the upcoming congress

international of sexologists and the

professor ivanka moschi will exhibit his own

balance breaking theory

hormone

according to him in fact for a man to have a

child and a breakdown of hormones if it is not

a break only for him but for

the whole society

we do not want to sound biased but when

there was de gaulle things like this

it did not happen would not have considered one

treason, however, is not French

marco massetti is not by chance or yes

it's just not mine

love what the driver gave me

yes yes yes it seems so but it is

male

he was the spirit you know I do not have

I understood why I was

it seems that i eat chicken all

days the senses become like

interchangeable but however it is so is the

motherhood for a father everything is

writings of the cabbage if only it tries mine

husband I do abort him to kick in

what the letter she is almost

I'll try too I gave birth to

some part this child will have to

going out of the Lord's ways are endless

lady but did not dare you the pill yes but

I took it that I knew I had to

give it to him now and then the church

it is contrary relationship I can see the

good newspaper thank you

men women does not happen safe

but I 'm so happy when it is

in love a child is important who

it does so with central turn on

title okay so agree says it is

all the fault of women who want the

charity

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the fact that the week tonight

we have here with us the man-mum friends

how many of us have dreamed of

break as Marco was donated

screeds the barriers of sex for

show us this happy finish

we have here besides Mr. mazzetti the

girlfriend irene bonavena too

Italian

the tone of the vines that you will notice

a doctor and finally you are secular

that in this tangle of stones and the

Professor kamensky male to how much there

they say

faith is represented by the pastor for

sydney and the printed ferdinando

of the beginning editor of the third magazine

sex mister marco bunches a question her

which breaks a tradition with his case

which we say dates back to Adam and Eve

what an effect it makes them crazy like

become a father only that a kind of

self service and how it happened

fertilization I do not know, but I'm here

says the professor camos who according to him

the father of the child and my wife because

it is my wife who made me her mother

do not imagine mazzetti with whom

joy we read on the new york times i

this morning this title with marco

bunches was born the same quarter and on the

pravda always this morning the

revolutionary marco massetti is the

proletarian response to sexual austerity

of amintore fanfani if if I mine my where

But I did the professor camos here

who says that it is only the principle the

principle this I very sure that a

man is like a woman is alone

question of sex in Japan in

America and Russia

a boom is not a woman and a woman is not

a man because sex and market

we are in transmission yes sure or I said

thanks to the case is because the case that does

born male the horse is female la

mare a horse or a mare is alone

a case a horse case I am

allergic to cheese but here it is

of something else I would talk about revolution

the supremacy of the phallus is over

the uterus is no longer a private matter

the uterus is the same for everyone and now

we want to listen to the kind company

of Mr. Mazzetti and the transmission

tapia will end the whole thing as it is found in

this situation I am very happy

in the meantime, Marco has been omitted but he is pregnant

groom

just look for matters

of honor I have already made a son col

my first husband and this will not make him is

right no at the bottom we both work

because she works as a hairdresser

or a salon you can find me on 46 street

no look at these advertisements and can not

do it because if you do not send me away which one

on this fact the point of view

female can be said what caracca or

however, cow even if she is in the

sense of door miseryccia ciotta but

here where do we go to finish

and we fight for the equality of the

woman not for the equality of man

Excuse that so have cheated another

time because for her the uterus and feminine

she is therefore opposed to granting to the

men equality concedes a parity

not the equality I love very much

marco but look at us we are not equal

except that he has a mustache sexually

and I keep this diversity different

on this subject of different sexes not

the last word is still late

instead now of what will be the

inconveniences of new pregnant as such

military for example is because george

giovanna d'arco scusi sa ma giovanna

of what he did he served

homeland in arms is fought like a man

from and I understand that he was not a man and

even assuming it was a man he was not

pregnant story we can not talk

unfortunately of how fertilization comes

of woman on man because

remember that we are always in

television instead we can ask from

professor camogli who wants to tell us

something about the anti of the farmers in

cases of the good I do not know this a man

who does not want to fertilize a woman puts

a cohesive as those packages are called

from three but a woman who does not want to

fertilize a man that cabbage can put

I know this and keep in touch with

this advice to avoid contacting her

they lose contact between a man and a woman

I fully agree with the

our transmission

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the vision magazines newspapers but you

you would have never expected from such a guy but

you think of yesterday that is not the day before yesterday

the golds spoke on television for

this supports looks here that it is neither

that will take my pregnant sister like him

and it will not hang because a woman like

giovanna d'arco who made the soldier

you saw me yesterday evening mount me

I would not laugh it could happen too

not you from today

virgin martyr if everyone did like

you poor country that has to do with us instead

reason even Italian brands i

Italians are better than we do not have

lost the war because they have to stay

at the forefront even if you want a child

I can try to give you a hand there is the

body already we make a game no

we need to talk a little do not you said

nothing has happened no, it has not happened

seen in Latin time

teen drama forward under mandates but that

they have to where they go on TV they explained

two yes but I did not understand between friends

you can even talk no or canvas pair

our game then also having mood

give me a tsar and say that he makes you milk though

us sleeves and my daughter very back

it is not that he will have to take the license

yes, but I would not like to preach, look at one

good part of you Italians are good

you are ingenious and you are a bit of an asshole

there will also be other cases too

French

yes, of course I said it on Italian TV

French can happen to everyone

and maybe it's already happened you had the

menstruation no I age miles are

of menopause and then basically I do not

like we are sure then that it is the chicken

he began to move

no he does not say yet that soon he will

will speak in the fifth month is a beautiful

annoyance is not because it does not abort

sorry or it is also forbidden to men or

sorry I think you two open today comes a

later I do not think I can do it before

of the 4 and where you go to buy one

panciera says that if I do not put it on

immediately I get the despair

goodbye and then go with comfortable

goodbye goodbye

and it gives me how it walks it should be

male is a little naples you will not have mica

fertilized you and I'm not his face is

a silhouette the lady yesterday after the

transmission I saw with mine

husband

I have to leave the place waiting for a

child and as usual I will have to do it myself

best wishes and no, and you'll take it with me

your husband

sure at the spa the matt is a unique case

I know this too but at least it could

try it instead whenever I do the

chicken ends up eating the cat

he is the selfish man but at least he gains

the cat is not so pregnant

I wanted to talk to you about this situation

and too hot no no it's okay what yes

all now our situation can

it seems ridiculous you do not know how

people talk and let them talk not

could approach it instead is as if you

I marry now now that I find myself like this

I want to say that never got pregnant is

sign that recognizes that the child a

tours rip the message back

they were armed people

if instead you marry me I do not say for myself but

for this innocent as you want

if you care who I can marry you know that

I am a woman of honor to whom now a

man of honor atp I know you're a

little boy your wife bad wife

we are divorced she does what she wants

so I do what you want

feel a little even if only four

every now and then the tempting meat meat

few will prove to be where to eat but me

I find the neighborhood to pass more then

animated you are fattened is already precisely

I wanted to tell you that he answered me why a

marriage is not enough drink of is a

case of force majeure I am pregnant but

you do not know you do not know but then sources

they exceed votes and the rest is not that

that has always done that all of life but

if you came here to tell it inter

threat is better that turns to the side is but

on television, the first scene

of television goes well sport but that you

believe that I care, I'm happy

My people, my life, I do not have any

need that watching television just

I'm sorry, but it's not that I'll have to suffer

evening after but no tv that my ex-husband

if several married after he got there

wife like me

the flow rose to the table, but certainly

honey and then also prepare to go to

bed I can not see television no

too late and should not snort

start talking early and then that

we apologize if we start to

seeing could make some ideas

wrong wrong ideas about the viewer

you right away what kind of reiki to make mistakes

nobody dear

sit down Luca Papa and little girl have one

good news

you will soon be a brother or a sister

if lean lean

but I am thin because it is

this time of Pope also will have to do the

baby, since my dad is not good

liked figure of now for me is one

that makes a child with a woman is not a

Man mistakes but never today is no more

much difference between a man and a woman

flor analogue put you can not say

This Pope is much more dressed than

how much do you think?

and then who is the father of the son of

my father your mother and your mother who me

made mother that is a new technique is

let's do end of the first episode

I did not understand anything

I miss you already that you are there I would like one

solemnity and lima sister did not

importance

but as it does not matter it is only one

question of sex one night but sleep

Mom goodnight when he call you

daddy grandfather

I do not get a trouser belt anymore

does not close to see but 6 big for

not even five months for a regular friend

they will be twins

here it would take this too I will do you

make new pants on sizes without

cemetery round game with suspenders yes

that is a sweet feeling that is beautiful

Apparently feel but the face I have it

now we have arrived at this point

the first period is refined and like you

everyone sees now the child has already taken

his position

you all see yourself all similar to

Many ears ears of man works

as a woman's ear, I know you

says how to fuck center ears in

question of a man giving birth to me

intends to close as an ear and now

I explain when fertilized useful becomes

fat in good as in woman similar of

ear to ear small ear

big, for example, big ear

people say about me damn cow

owl but let me now

present you my friend the marco cathedral

screeds

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go ahead a little, but stop slowly

so he has now seen attentive to

mirror is very important if yesterday

before the back gear had

looked we did not end up in the shop window puts

the arm here and try to get rid of that

up on a back in grains

no, do not accelerate when I'm ill

put it goes well my condition must be there

a little careful finished

no change place but why then

maybe to make them so small is a car

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till now

Miss excuse me but I wonder

for those who love, he has finished the maneuver

conservation instinct or three excuses

in the meantime, let it be lowered into happy ones

yes, because you do not scarify that one

it's a life sale but I have not got to do it anymore

in the seat and asked by that gets married

I did not get a spare tire

and then they hurt my children are beautiful and

karima who is and does not know already ready me

sorry for a moment please paste the

commendator the cow director of the

company the stork have managed to

find him and him in person on the tales

ready ready and gaston the cow of the

society the stork that speaks

no, not the stork that is talking is me

cow that speaks and I need to

see her see things the cow that

let's talk about his case

Our advice is very important

we admired it

evenings ago on television

we are thinking about a whole campaign of

promotion on a theme that you are familiar with

because this is how I can define it

of motherhood but you write the

paternity

yes, the female paternity of 6

in short, we would like to do them

of the proposals you will have tastes in

particular I imagine us in particular

we would like it to become part of the

our big family would like to

good tomorrow, tomorrow, which presents you

it does not explain yes but I would like to understand what

it deals with

but I work open the agreement

to

ready irene hairdresser for lady

when he gets free there is one who wants me

speak alone but I do not trust but here

there is so much to do or sarchioto I would not have

not afraid because I do not see only not

make me tasteful proposals

particular particular taste you say of

no no no if you do not come I will not go

get ready

from now on we will have to turn to a

completely different type of clientele

so far we have dealt only with women

but the future presses on as it came back to

cala cicogna his tradition betray

traditions for a traditional company

it's a betrayal

we will have to dress the mother man as one

woman but reminding us that a man has

clarified this to the details think about it

you we can study a time of

Sensitive trousers like this a

varieties that from the fifth to the ninth month

yes but I would go over I would think of a

apron with flywheels that hides

a bit the belly held up by one

tie bow tie why not leave the i

pants with a paste a bit like the

baby carrier of a kangaroo we hear the

Mrs

the idea is good but I was not a brand

cinephile markings would say no

I'd like to get dressed as usual in star

Mr. comfortable at ease at his ease

pencils found the right term you're at

your ease is an irresistible slogan no

Stork with the pope will stay at home

take note gentlemen already made it started

and one can even refine certain

we suffer poet what I want is a

model adapted according to the

seasons to the various forms of a pisa

of modern man

winter for the car when it falls

the snow jacket warm leather but

light of rdr

in spring for the goal on the green meadows

wide three- piece jackets a lot

colorful summer lion course enjoy

the holiday or the clay supplement that

hides them aside in the fall for the

Gala evenings in the city a great cape

of black velvet lined in chinchilla

I repeat a poet de vidimare these verses

here and there and to launch this campaign

we will need his precious

collaboration but I have to apologize if

you need a poet to look at who I am

just denied excuse I try to

explain to him yesterday I received her

today is the man of tomorrow and therefore the

cow thought to impose on people

his image is linked to the stork

dg image of the cow not mine

that of her husband excuse advertising

yes, but a class e advertisement

carousels cinema posters but with taste

better my work that the i would say

my clients understand each other but if she signs

the contract that we offer her

he could tell us he did not care about his own

customers

putting it this way is different and it would be

a certain well paid exploitation

let's talk right away you can

go instead to stay with us

Miss you bring me the draft of the

contract macity maybe eta the best in

armchairs to Mr. mazzette and also her

it echoes myths of civilization

our board of directors a

half a mile would have thought of making you

offer to provide for maintenance

of the child or the girl up

at the age of 10

that's all

ten years are many

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ah I forgot it is also expected a

I compensate a lump sum

renewable means if ours

campaign will have obtained at the

public that success we wish

that would be 10 thousand francs

millions and 400 thousand lire every month yes

means with the paid vacation you can do

because we go on vacation with all these

I usually want to think about it calmly

no I accept yes yes yes miss

add the clause requested by

lady regarding the holidays

pay the commentators right away

my dear friends, many wishes, my lady

It was a pleasure for ladies

they do not speak of him as one

newspaper greet wine ahead that

smiles all elegant in his bermas but

I would not say premaman if anything pre dad dad

they do not give birth at least they should not

I do not agree, maybe my husband

think about it if he does that so combed in

on it's better, more masculine, not she

it would be masculine even if yes

they would appear at zero because it can

look masculine to keep

the balance you watch your husband is

anything but women who are you

you know if you will have his good ones

reasons

I know that I can trust Marco by now

I have already fertilized it, I fix it almost

as usual

now that you are famous, you will leave it

prices not with loyal customers goes

good as normal or not but it is not

I can answer that but it will still be

someone for marcos they will miss

immediately ready to six you will be thirty

times this morning are the

phone and it's always for you but where are you

I ended up on television

an interview to yes so it is necessary that you

orders to hire secretary because

I too can do it I know but I do not know

I miss the time well to explain then who

it's called her you know him playboy

they called three times they want to do

the girl of the month

but naked or dressed understood I'm not mica

I'm the girl of the month who want to

grace did not call the audience no

again but you'll see what it will call and then

waits there was indeed another newspaper

bolero wanted your diary all over it

pregnancy minute for minute and then and sex

male appeal moves to you are a bit I have it

written here in marco tells you about mama ce

There is only one here, here it is all here

oh yes the courier of the little ones

call tomorrow then camozzi that you

wait for the seventh month visit

what has been can I do not hear giannini

the lady the beautiful still under the

we roast it we think about it

sorry for what you said that maybe I have you

found the new salon but a bit

adapted we can visit it today at

three and a half and get in agreement

I can take you bye, ready truck

crush is ready

thank you but you think mazzetti that

you're nervous but I can not take it anymore

an appointment every means this is the

celebrities all want you a while

I could also talk freely about free

it is never to say a wonderful life because

he does not write his story for the theater

I help seduced and fertilized or the

true story of the one who is mistaken for

food to those cursed plants and

a title a bit long but makes the idea and

no rubber but I had always had the

weak for the theater in the best

of the scene marco sings irene says de

bus stop gerlache

I speak of true theater, but ignorant of it

what can understand and man will be every

day more just fine

you have not seen yet for a while

an exceptional event

cribbio where it is finished, here it is threatening

overpopulation we do we have to

go all paris becomes worse than

naba the same evening there was another one

article

here it is news the beautiful a group of

Irish priests asked then

archbishop the right while respecting

the vow of chastity to become mothers

with artificial fertilization but it does

sucks it even bigger more evolved

it does not hold me clear here it's too wide

and seven months from now that it was

sight of eye Miss she had

end 7 all males seven as sins

it is that of the sins we are praying moment

so much league is wounded this time

must succeed better than last month

It would be favorable time is worse than the

step is so good half the hand on

wheelchair here is half please

lit up widespread that we will have so there

arrives

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I find it magnificent it would not be to me

say it but I assure you that it does not find a

another place like this in the center

in paris it was a nice bar you know we do

a beauty salon with adjoining also

your driving school we do it

become beautiful women and how much they are

that take the license

indeed, perhaps we earn more if you

not worked according to each year ie no

we can identify every nine months and

you hate is your good contract

advertising senses must be proper of

nine months of feinstein island

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and present the children

no he did not believe it

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Excuse me, it's ready for me

yes I am too windy cide

show there are no glasses for certain

to pass the air is also

the apartment is sunny in all

rooms but you have to go there is another one

commitment to take a look is a

ideal apartment especially service

some children

you have a child if we have one age and

not other new compliments lady not

it would be right

of course I can not wait for it

he certainly loves to keep asking

the one who is the one I know is one

honor for me to have the purchase without

congratulations both of the annoyance the first

not if we conclude the deal will be

doubly happy we owe it a while

however, he reflects and we call them

thanks but try to get caught appears

so they happen no more than once in the

life

this is a real triumph you alone

france is in turmoil the mondaini

fair held I asked of ourselves dear

Dad but because they are agitated by this is a

what ever happened

I'm 20 years old with you

similar to a woman, first of all

monda writes me I did here a

small geography card with

flags advice reminds you better

all in conferences that I have to do here

and there for the world first in Sydney

australia then atalanta indianapolis e

then come back here in Filipino for the first one

unisex congress in lamon from who agitates the

world is shaking but the child is not what it is

this way I was a gamma guy

it may be that he took of me but of course

that this does not move does nothing

you perhaps other disturb what you do

visions as pure as awake as in Cuba and

if you're just normal nightmare seven months

yes she a man can not claim that

gives birth all the same as a woman

sitting yes this is the first case in one

cavola sauna and then nature

we look at a woman would miss two

months but a man then yes I could put

another ten months or 10 years at this

I do not know but now I look at a

nice x-rays does not hurt the baby either

only to the father so to the little girls eye and a

child from what he sees from his form

I beg of almost Miss Stabia

I imagine you know your father's anxieties

which, moreover, is a mothers in fact from

some time Marco has changed

before it was a bull the night did

sparks she will excuse but has become a

Pope

this is due to baby hormone

pregnant man changes and then there's lunch a

you sit now after giving birth he comes back

you and you all big bulls all over

milk

yes yes so we now see how you go

very well baby too much this always

you hunger a lot and try not to lose line

when you give birth you want

lose weight

I have made a great discovery for

lose weight first and do not get fat there

put you on your stomach as you go

night knows very well

sure dreams attention you hold back

lafiata a 23 smiling smile breathes if

you want and get up please thank you

to what even without here it prepares that knock

yes baby bus to her does not open

soon you and then you do not know what you must

open this of a man giving birth

also a problem of extra normal way

which my child must do

go down or have to go up orally

or amelio that cuts me to be

quiet if there was not old a

reassure me but he notices that

there is so much fear

this nightmares once dream of childbirth

in a hen again his

the professor team arrives and get ripped to the

nervous system

this is good both you part system

nervous he has nature that he wants this yes

she becomes both but no longer understands herself

yes you do not understand I do not suffer because they do not

knows a cable there what's going on

then professor how he found it

very fit

we will see x-rays and when we see them

faith tomorrow or weight here is the black puer

well here you can come back tomorrow afternoon

me and develop with my I put from these if

I thank you so much for my hands

little father yes

manolo points as you are sure but sure

enter as marco de nice

You know the gentleman the Marco's partner

molteni the cure of rodolfo my new one

friend high heaven hello to clean as well

more than this now at his is immediately a

bed coming the basin continues to

to grow up

I would be happy or look I brought you

these a knit in leaning fir then

benefit of others you have it yet it is

I think a little boy of what

many a little girl but he knows what

let's go on dear, I want you

I do not know if I'll be able to give you

she is very good thanks i eat chicken

even in the morning instead of coffee

milk has the instinct of motherhood , yes

but it must be seen this must be beautiful

joy of feeling like a woman by little

little by little

not so much you look at us a male who

it never ends

well you can not have everything from life

I can touch site from tomorrow I try to

eat capons checked a little me

let me feel lesbian hear me bring it

at home who is waiting for motion from who has

but he does not understand illusions and I am

still old- fashioned with a fat mama

fast and I'm there too

children's children then I read about it

that you soon get married

dear we too should always marry

that we can find two people who

they take us bye

we are lucky we have it right

all

but like nothing but how it can be

this I do not know but she or scratch it and

silent outline but in short it would mean that

I'm not pregnant anymore you want to control

yes, it will be done with my own

hands of mehmet from males but but here

then but what a watermelon

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I do not believe it's watermelon on

geography does not result but she was like that

sure man who knows he knows he does not know this

I know but how do you forget that in

bottom a man is not a woman after all

I'm ashamed of this advertising, but here

that there are many years of underwear here but

then diesel oil I do not know maybe

phenomenon of nerves si Leghiste rita ie

no do not insist not hysterical of one

man not a woman she has only belly is

appeared because fat yes but now does

treatment of slimming method at camon ski

I have already tried when al is pregnant with

eight months never succeeded do not eat bread

do not eat pasta do not eat eggs

meat fish vegetables

in short, do not eat but can not

lose weight the old woman gets everything back and up

with what we pay for the living room I understand

he too, because of you, remains of

kaka you come here and say she is pregnant

and ios through enzo me son but she me

the pure narratro confirmed it

all over the world a lot of professor and scotch

and of this mishap my mother

what a figure it can not be that we are

wrong, everyone has the right patience

man can not give birth

not that he had brought his shirt

I feel like a professor we are like we are

all in their own shit

have you seen yes but vetere in the theater when

the general test is bad

all right , this is all right

he says and then we have the salon ready

the bride is always free, no thing ready

there I am ready not to eat all

sweets then in fats like daddy thing

makes you stay at the fabulous tv the bride

wedding ceremony

then they are in purple but who invited

but do me a favor that you do not owe me

to name more with the able interview that

he said they are brands he says never

never a poor man offices this reason

it is obvious reason to help the reason badly

sure that if only things against whom

it moves

ouch ouch ouch ouch stage of mamamia well

but the ride when my mega males

mortacci tua

bring mc is worse if a man can not

have a child but who said goodbye

what a beauty irene irene and beauty

ouch ouch ouch that pain

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ladies and gentlemen, the news of the birth

di marco masetti can not worry

least

the judgment is a foreigner

of the professor ca moschee of the government is

categorical and reassuring is a case

unique for its establishment for its own

virile traditions no French man

will never have a child

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every day we are also called

to the mayor

that's it

Excuse me sir

what people what is scoring balls that do not

we knew if he had it with his mistress

gadget you're sick if you put that joy who

we are

alive lips ready if the lady

marietta we call her soon that

I speak from Paris ready mum of the

vietto miogas fortorino never put the

name of the father but yes sure yes

mom I knew that never happened and I did not

I know you're on all the newspapers but it's not

I know milk can not reach it

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