A Curtição do Avacalho (2006) - full transcript
Sinners of a rural community having his flesh melted as an atonement for his Christian offenses. A revolutionary army of two people feuding with hordes of rotting zombies, and a mad scientist philosopher that builds a mummy of Christ to control the world.
A primitive scream by Piotr Bucetorf (Piotr Pussytorf)
The worker was enslaved
It was called slave, servant,
commoner, ploretarian
The capitalist was the explorator, named patrician
or owner, or bourgeois.
The talented man was a parasite,
an agent of corruption and servitude
In the beginning,it was the priest,
later the cleric,
now a civil servant
any kind of capacity and monopoly
The destruction of art just begins when starts
its
destructive beginning that destroys the beginning
of destructive enjoyment of the artistic art.
Cannibals in 21th century?
starring
also starring
and the canibals
make up
editor
story, photography, production and director
Oh fuck!
You aren't my mother's Tortillas!
You are porridge! Podrridge is for Miguelitos!
Tortilla is for Juanito!
Fucking shit!
Damn you fucking voices!
Don't to let me sleep!
I will kill you all! Fucking voices!
Fucking voices!
I'll kill you all!
Good afternoon, my kid!
God be with you!
Good afternoon, Priest!
Your blessing!
God bless you, Juan
People call me Santeria
Your name is Juan.
It's a sacrade name.
Another one is your mission.
by the way...
It's time.
My mission
Priest! listen to me.
If I complete my mission
Can I go to heaven?
No. If you complete your mission,
the heaven came to you.
-For me?
-Yup.
Ah, Bela... what's the matter?
You know I love you.
I don't know... I'm afraid
You know the world is ending
and this is a healthy food
here is the perfect place,
no one will see us
Right! Hunger is hunger.
Santeria, stop it!
Priest, she is a sinner!
Right, Juanito.
She is a sinner bitch!
but remember what is our holy mission
the time for the peasants pray the Holy Mary is back
You will go beyond the absolute happiness!
Priest she didn't has a pure meat
Look, how she became!
Exactly!
Look Juanito.
His flesh have high quality!
Load juanito!
That meat is good!
Social chaos
Functional illiterates in Brazil
Holy fuck, Priest!
Almost hit him!
Don't talk like that, son!
Sardu runs out!
Holy shit! We'll have to catch him
but first, you take a sample of this meat here
for prove the magnificence of our machine
I miss so much the feminine touch
So holding our flag
we can gather our revolutionary army
in favor of atheists
who do not believe God
so will be the great ones
the mighty ones!
who do everything for our Law!
the same way I am drinking this coffee
We will seize power
That's right, Cortez!
Let'go army!
Let's go!
Doc, why is life that way?
Why? Don't ask me why!
The important is I'm here
and life is cool
no matter Greek philosophy
what matters is Portuguese philosophy
we are here producing, fucking,
even with ourselves
but what matters is the pleasure of Greekness
and the fuckulture, and fucking
but Doc, why do
I have a head but no body?
That's your business!
But Doc have a body and no head!
It happened 'cause millions spermatozoa
didn't make my whole body
I did not fully a head
They did a full body
even a stupid one!
but I'm here for philosophizing
and I'm here for everything!
I'm not just a human head
or a fertilized head full of faggots!
I can be stupid but I'm here, you dumb!
but these matters are relevant
The human beings are the stupidy ones!
and believe in false gods!
why is that?
Enough! This topic has nothing
to do with the current topic of fags
Faggots choose if they wanna be fag!
and revelatory matters are
for who want to fucked up!
So watch out for what you say, man!
Use the similar greek word
cause you don't even know where are you!
Don't even try blink!
You never studied, you dumb!
It has nothing to do!
The real man must study
then make the philosophy, okay?
You already tired me!
Rotten human being!
But it serves for Christ's body!
Sequence 18, take 39! Action!
Joane, throw it there!
Action!
More, more!
That hurts, Schutz!
That's burning you!
It's burning from inside to outside!
That's worse than being fucked in
the asshole and don't enjoy at all!
You are suffering a lot!
Helio, you are watching and having fun of it!
Action!
Laughings for world's domination
burn! burn! burn!
motherfucker
Fuck off ! Thats is true
who make low-budget movies deserves fucked up!
Suffer! Suffer! You Bastard!
My life...
My life is a farce!
My life is a lie!
Like a crap movie by the Canibals
My life is...
like had been burned!
my life is like a magnetic tape of crap productions!
I'm not real, I'm an invention
an invention of productions
I'm an invention, I don't exist
Cabr?n! Motherfucker!
sequence 19, take 3
Action!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yup
This is perfect, Priest Carcass!
With his flesh 100% psychotronic
We are going mix Jesus Christ's DNA with psiculture's DNA
Why?
Through this little thing, we can discover the future
The future through science
Just a piece, a small piece from here
a piece of the neck here, anything
You pick up a piece here, and you find the science!
This piece has a science!
Here has another science, biology, here's the math
Then you find the future, the future!
The future is the science! The science!
Calm down, calm down!
I just want one thing
I want Jesus. I want Jesus here.
Bring Jesus back to life!
Jesus!
This creature is perfect!
Priest Carcass, this is the DNA
of the damned perfect human life!
That may exist!
You can summarize what it is
What have you combined?
The Christ's DNA and the meat I brought?
This is anything combined with anything
-No!
-That's the results!
A mummy!
It's not Christ!
It's not Christ!
When Christ return to Christianity
We will have the power!
We will conquer all peoples of the world!
All of them!
But it depends on your collaboration
Since you don't allow certain things...
Nothing happens!
But If you...
The God! The Everything! The Nothing!
Maybe nothing happens.
If it is the will of God...
May His will be done!
Every government is undesirable and unnecessary!
There's no services provided by the State
that the community can't provide!
Capitalism thrives cause of the misery of a group of people
Capitalism is cannibalism
Anarchy is only possible if
the people act responsibly!
Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla!
If you steal a TV instead food
It shows you already been convinced
that a better life is having money and more goods
Take off the masks
Cut!
He escaped!
Let me solve it.
No, it's not possible to solve it.
There's nothing else, he escaped!
I have the power!
Oh really?
I also have it , but it's not
possible cause he escaped!
Let me solve it
No, you can't!
I wanna solve it too!
Silence! Action!
I'm going to relax!
It makes me think
Why all that violence?
The right question is another one
Why I make movies?
No, still wrong question
Why do I always fell in these traps?
No budget and zero sallary!
We don't know about that
Only when pigs fly to outer space!
Sequence 5c take 1, Action!
Since these don't satisfy my hunger for culture
Then satisfy my hunger for food!
2005 was another bad year
Masturbating with a virginal innocence
Ejaculating and thinking in experimental art
in broken promises by the craft industry
Turned into gushing of industrial shits!
Spiting words to the wind
only for the pleasure of spit them.
Promises of love to the art
told without the importance of sincerity!
They banned creativity and annihilated audacity
Don't think for consume more!
Hail! Hail to disposable products!
Hail! Hail to disposable products!
Hail! Hail to disposable products!
And the curtain bring down.
Cannibals in the 21th Century?
we are abandoning this movie!
I'm really leaving this movie!
I'm really leaving this movie
Where there is authority, there is no freedom!
For humanity be truly free
we have to break all the clocks!
and burn every calendars!
Turn off this fucking crap!
I stopped filming, I quite!
Drop it!
Stick this microphone up your ass!
I told you to stop record!
I don't wanna anymore!
Stay in the movie! There's no reason for fight!
It's remaining just a few scenes for the end!
I don't wanna anymore! This is so tiring and boring!
Turn off this fucking shit!
So you don't wanna shoot anymore?
Then go to the fucking hell!
I'll go there but won't back to the shoot with you anymore!
Fucking director!
And turn of this shit!
"No conditions" to do what you want
is not a excuse for don't do what you want!
All your life is a farce!
Leave the fantasies and live your own life!
My name is Ivan, dammit!
I'm unemployed!
I've directed O raiva, O carni?a coz I am Brazilian!
I'm here 'cause like women
I like drinking and messing up!
My name is Schutz
Unemployment is my last name
I drink until fall! And I do macho movie!
I am legendary Seberoth. I drink until fall!
I drink from dawn to evening
and I wake up to drink
I pick the girls and...
Sequence 32, take 1. Action!
Bastards we are! We demand bread and water!
Bread and water for those who are hungry!
THE DEATH OF THE CINEMA
Everyone, stand still!
Takes this shit here!
Come on!
Pretend we are recording! Recording like crazy!
You are crazy! Like crazy!
Action!
Go! Go! Go!
Action! Go!
Now the poster guy come here!
Everyone go!
The Enjoyment of Chaos!
Sequence 34! Action!
Cut!
Action!
and I thought that never would reach to the end.
Canibal filmes is...
This is the story dude
Jesus is Holy Mary Aparecida's son
She is the real mother
She fed him
She did raise and educate him
So, since Jesus is Holy Mary Aparecida's son
Jesus is BLACK!
The worker was enslaved
It was called slave, servant,
commoner, ploretarian
The capitalist was the explorator, named patrician
or owner, or bourgeois.
The talented man was a parasite,
an agent of corruption and servitude
In the beginning,it was the priest,
later the cleric,
now a civil servant
any kind of capacity and monopoly
The destruction of art just begins when starts
its
destructive beginning that destroys the beginning
of destructive enjoyment of the artistic art.
Cannibals in 21th century?
starring
also starring
and the canibals
make up
editor
story, photography, production and director
Oh fuck!
You aren't my mother's Tortillas!
You are porridge! Podrridge is for Miguelitos!
Tortilla is for Juanito!
Fucking shit!
Damn you fucking voices!
Don't to let me sleep!
I will kill you all! Fucking voices!
Fucking voices!
I'll kill you all!
Good afternoon, my kid!
God be with you!
Good afternoon, Priest!
Your blessing!
God bless you, Juan
People call me Santeria
Your name is Juan.
It's a sacrade name.
Another one is your mission.
by the way...
It's time.
My mission
Priest! listen to me.
If I complete my mission
Can I go to heaven?
No. If you complete your mission,
the heaven came to you.
-For me?
-Yup.
Ah, Bela... what's the matter?
You know I love you.
I don't know... I'm afraid
You know the world is ending
and this is a healthy food
here is the perfect place,
no one will see us
Right! Hunger is hunger.
Santeria, stop it!
Priest, she is a sinner!
Right, Juanito.
She is a sinner bitch!
but remember what is our holy mission
the time for the peasants pray the Holy Mary is back
You will go beyond the absolute happiness!
Priest she didn't has a pure meat
Look, how she became!
Exactly!
Look Juanito.
His flesh have high quality!
Load juanito!
That meat is good!
Social chaos
Functional illiterates in Brazil
Holy fuck, Priest!
Almost hit him!
Don't talk like that, son!
Sardu runs out!
Holy shit! We'll have to catch him
but first, you take a sample of this meat here
for prove the magnificence of our machine
I miss so much the feminine touch
So holding our flag
we can gather our revolutionary army
in favor of atheists
who do not believe God
so will be the great ones
the mighty ones!
who do everything for our Law!
the same way I am drinking this coffee
We will seize power
That's right, Cortez!
Let'go army!
Let's go!
Doc, why is life that way?
Why? Don't ask me why!
The important is I'm here
and life is cool
no matter Greek philosophy
what matters is Portuguese philosophy
we are here producing, fucking,
even with ourselves
but what matters is the pleasure of Greekness
and the fuckulture, and fucking
but Doc, why do
I have a head but no body?
That's your business!
But Doc have a body and no head!
It happened 'cause millions spermatozoa
didn't make my whole body
I did not fully a head
They did a full body
even a stupid one!
but I'm here for philosophizing
and I'm here for everything!
I'm not just a human head
or a fertilized head full of faggots!
I can be stupid but I'm here, you dumb!
but these matters are relevant
The human beings are the stupidy ones!
and believe in false gods!
why is that?
Enough! This topic has nothing
to do with the current topic of fags
Faggots choose if they wanna be fag!
and revelatory matters are
for who want to fucked up!
So watch out for what you say, man!
Use the similar greek word
cause you don't even know where are you!
Don't even try blink!
You never studied, you dumb!
It has nothing to do!
The real man must study
then make the philosophy, okay?
You already tired me!
Rotten human being!
But it serves for Christ's body!
Sequence 18, take 39! Action!
Joane, throw it there!
Action!
More, more!
That hurts, Schutz!
That's burning you!
It's burning from inside to outside!
That's worse than being fucked in
the asshole and don't enjoy at all!
You are suffering a lot!
Helio, you are watching and having fun of it!
Action!
Laughings for world's domination
burn! burn! burn!
motherfucker
Fuck off ! Thats is true
who make low-budget movies deserves fucked up!
Suffer! Suffer! You Bastard!
My life...
My life is a farce!
My life is a lie!
Like a crap movie by the Canibals
My life is...
like had been burned!
my life is like a magnetic tape of crap productions!
I'm not real, I'm an invention
an invention of productions
I'm an invention, I don't exist
Cabr?n! Motherfucker!
sequence 19, take 3
Action!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yup
This is perfect, Priest Carcass!
With his flesh 100% psychotronic
We are going mix Jesus Christ's DNA with psiculture's DNA
Why?
Through this little thing, we can discover the future
The future through science
Just a piece, a small piece from here
a piece of the neck here, anything
You pick up a piece here, and you find the science!
This piece has a science!
Here has another science, biology, here's the math
Then you find the future, the future!
The future is the science! The science!
Calm down, calm down!
I just want one thing
I want Jesus. I want Jesus here.
Bring Jesus back to life!
Jesus!
This creature is perfect!
Priest Carcass, this is the DNA
of the damned perfect human life!
That may exist!
You can summarize what it is
What have you combined?
The Christ's DNA and the meat I brought?
This is anything combined with anything
-No!
-That's the results!
A mummy!
It's not Christ!
It's not Christ!
When Christ return to Christianity
We will have the power!
We will conquer all peoples of the world!
All of them!
But it depends on your collaboration
Since you don't allow certain things...
Nothing happens!
But If you...
The God! The Everything! The Nothing!
Maybe nothing happens.
If it is the will of God...
May His will be done!
Every government is undesirable and unnecessary!
There's no services provided by the State
that the community can't provide!
Capitalism thrives cause of the misery of a group of people
Capitalism is cannibalism
Anarchy is only possible if
the people act responsibly!
Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla!
If you steal a TV instead food
It shows you already been convinced
that a better life is having money and more goods
Take off the masks
Cut!
He escaped!
Let me solve it.
No, it's not possible to solve it.
There's nothing else, he escaped!
I have the power!
Oh really?
I also have it , but it's not
possible cause he escaped!
Let me solve it
No, you can't!
I wanna solve it too!
Silence! Action!
I'm going to relax!
It makes me think
Why all that violence?
The right question is another one
Why I make movies?
No, still wrong question
Why do I always fell in these traps?
No budget and zero sallary!
We don't know about that
Only when pigs fly to outer space!
Sequence 5c take 1, Action!
Since these don't satisfy my hunger for culture
Then satisfy my hunger for food!
2005 was another bad year
Masturbating with a virginal innocence
Ejaculating and thinking in experimental art
in broken promises by the craft industry
Turned into gushing of industrial shits!
Spiting words to the wind
only for the pleasure of spit them.
Promises of love to the art
told without the importance of sincerity!
They banned creativity and annihilated audacity
Don't think for consume more!
Hail! Hail to disposable products!
Hail! Hail to disposable products!
Hail! Hail to disposable products!
And the curtain bring down.
Cannibals in the 21th Century?
we are abandoning this movie!
I'm really leaving this movie!
I'm really leaving this movie
Where there is authority, there is no freedom!
For humanity be truly free
we have to break all the clocks!
and burn every calendars!
Turn off this fucking crap!
I stopped filming, I quite!
Drop it!
Stick this microphone up your ass!
I told you to stop record!
I don't wanna anymore!
Stay in the movie! There's no reason for fight!
It's remaining just a few scenes for the end!
I don't wanna anymore! This is so tiring and boring!
Turn off this fucking shit!
So you don't wanna shoot anymore?
Then go to the fucking hell!
I'll go there but won't back to the shoot with you anymore!
Fucking director!
And turn of this shit!
"No conditions" to do what you want
is not a excuse for don't do what you want!
All your life is a farce!
Leave the fantasies and live your own life!
My name is Ivan, dammit!
I'm unemployed!
I've directed O raiva, O carni?a coz I am Brazilian!
I'm here 'cause like women
I like drinking and messing up!
My name is Schutz
Unemployment is my last name
I drink until fall! And I do macho movie!
I am legendary Seberoth. I drink until fall!
I drink from dawn to evening
and I wake up to drink
I pick the girls and...
Sequence 32, take 1. Action!
Bastards we are! We demand bread and water!
Bread and water for those who are hungry!
THE DEATH OF THE CINEMA
Everyone, stand still!
Takes this shit here!
Come on!
Pretend we are recording! Recording like crazy!
You are crazy! Like crazy!
Action!
Go! Go! Go!
Action! Go!
Now the poster guy come here!
Everyone go!
The Enjoyment of Chaos!
Sequence 34! Action!
Cut!
Action!
and I thought that never would reach to the end.
Canibal filmes is...
This is the story dude
Jesus is Holy Mary Aparecida's son
She is the real mother
She fed him
She did raise and educate him
So, since Jesus is Holy Mary Aparecida's son
Jesus is BLACK!