A Chinese Odyssey Part Two: Cinderella (1995) - full transcript

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Very pretty

everybody!

I'm sorry to you. It'll Ok soon

Sorry... sorry

Granny, you can't light it up in this way

You've just got the oil
but you haven't got a lamp-wick

I know that

But I've lost the lamp-wick
I can do nothing about it

Buy a new one

It's reasonable...

Miss, excuse me



if it is the lamp of Buddha

where to buy a new lamp-wick for it?

Show your real image!

The Four Kings from the Nantian Gate
and Erland God

Zixia. Your sister Zixia and you

is the lamp-wick

inside the lamp of Buddha

You left Heaven without permission

You told the public that

the one who can pull your Magic Sword
out

is your best love

You're an immortal
You can't love any ordinary man

If a devil pulls your sword out

we'll become the laughing-stocks



No matter who he is
an immortal or a devil

the sword can only be pulled out
by me and my lover

I will stand by him forever

I will stand by him forever

If I can't be with the one who I love

I won't be happy
even if I were Heaven Emperor

How dare you are

You're this stubborn

I'm gonna kill you

You're gonna vanish

That's fine
I don't wanna be a lonely immortal

Look out!

No need to say anything

I'll kill whoever speaks it out

I've said it's not permitted to speak it out

I wanna tell you

Your beloved dog is doing that
with a bitch

How dare it is!

Ok, I'll kill it. Let's eat it

Ok...

We've decided to do so for a long time

Jing Jing

Jing Jing

Jing Jing, where are they?

Immortals?

Devils

Thank you

Please go into the Spider Web Cave

Spider Web Cave?

Don't cheat me! It is the Waterfall Cave

Spider Web Cave, what a nice name

Just call it Spider Web Cave

I live at here

Hold it

Listen to me

all things here belong to me!

Including you!

Me?

Yes

just like a donkey
let me make a mark on you

You're my guy now

Don't scare of anyone
Just tell them you know me

I'm called Spider Web Immortal now

Spider Web Immortal?

500 years ago?

You haven't turned back into
the Monkey King because

you haven't met the guy who'll give you
the 3 birthmarks

Open the door

Close the door

I can't believe it...

I don't wanna be the Monkey King

I have to save Jing Jing

Give me back the Box

Open the door

I have heard that she said "open the door"

Open the door

How dare you are?

Let's go there through another way

Be careful

That way

Open the door

Who?

Is it necessary?

It's great!

We needn't scare of Qingxia

since we've got the box

Come out! Are you really this shy?

This Box is... It's me!

I've said that all things here are mine

What do you want?

Nothing...

I've heard that you wanna go

Can you bring me with you?

Are you also chased after by someone?

I'm going to save someone

Save whom?

Save my wife

It's Pak Jing Jing. You know her

I don't know her

I know that. But you'll know her soon

Because she'll be your disciple

And this Box...

It's mine!

I know that

But in fact, I gave you this

Then, you gave me back at that time

So I come back and

give it back to you again now

Do you understand?

Yes, you're crazy Yes

And you have to bring me with you

Why need I do so good to you?

This is because you're my master

It's meaningless if you leave me here

Really?

Sit down

Ground

Give me your hand

I'll buy a new clothes

for you later

Bark!

Wow!

Louder!

Wow...

Immortal...

Be quick, the moon has come out

Go!

Where to go?

Are you leaving?

If you aren't, give me the Box
I'm leaving

What Box?

Listen to me

I won't wait until tomorrow

Be quick, shut up

Then your bitch sister will come here

Shit, how dare you tell the others that
I do bad to her

What?

I'm that bitch's sister

Don't listen to her nonsense words

Joker

Joker

Why didn't tell me to wake up last night?

What?

Where have you been? Stand still

Sit down

Chair

What about you?

Why are you looking at me in this way?

What did you see?

Did you see her?

Did you see my sister?

She's come

What did she tell you?

Don't trust her, she's crazy!

Maybe she had a fierce fight with me
in our past lives

So Buddha

turned us into a lamp-wick

told us to practice more

Solve our disputes

But we couldn't do that

We are still fighting with each other

don't say that anymore

Let's go

Do you think that I'm crazy?

No. That's really my sister

Don't you believe me?

Come on, come on

Let's tie our hand up

You will know that tonight

I don't think the moon will come out
tonight

Really?

Bitch

You can't escape from me

What's you name?

My surname is Lin?

You're Lin Qingxia
My brother talks about you usually

Your brother?

The guy who you beat up is called Joker

How about you?

I'm his twin brother Broker

Joker? Broker? You tell lies

You're so smart

My brother is called Qin Han

I'm called Qin Xiang Lin

What are you doing?

I admire you

You admire me?

Not only admire, I don't want to lose you

So I tie myself with you

Please accept my love

Let's go together

You have to pay something for my love

You hate your sister so much

I've lied to her that
I would kill you tonight

Then you have nothing to worry

So I have to take a thing as a sign

Do you have valuable thing such as...

jewels or Pandora's Box...

Ok, but they are useless

Give her my Magic Sword tonight

She'll believe it

Fine

It's him

Bring me to the market
since it's not dark yet

What?

What's up?

My heart is pounding

What to do?

Follow me

Now Big Brother has turned back into
human face

and he's with Zixia Immortal

Did Zixia has a part in

the capture of Master?

We should keep it secret

My martial arts skills and IQ

is better than him

But there is Zixia Immortal now

She's better than me, I think

I'm here

She's better than me because

I've got a burden, it's you

Give me half of this pig head, thanks

I don't sell pig head
Do you like pig penis?

What?

My lover is nearby

Did you see him?

No

because my Magic Sword is beeping

Where does the beeping sound
come from?

Do... do... do... right?

You made this, not the sword

I know you didn't hear that
So I made it for you

I'm scared!

I'm really scared!

What?

It's fate. So don't be afraid

Come again?

My heart is pounding

My heart is beeping

What?

How should I tell him?

Just tell him

it is fate

If he doesn't like me, what to do?

If he has wife, what should I do?

It's fate. It's God's order
He has to accept this

Really?

It's fate! He has to accept this

Yes! Yes...

He's come

It's me?

It's you. How do you know? It's you

I didn't know

how to tell you

You're so smart

But I have a wife

I know, but I can do nothing about it

This is fate. You have to accept this

You just need to leave your wife

And then follow me

That's great!

Fine?

That's fine

Let's start our affair

Ok, let's start

Kiss me first

Fine, come to me

Come!

Give me!

You deceive me

You don't wanna kiss me

You deceived me! You lied to me!

I'm serious. Give me the Box first

Should I show you my heart?

No, I do this

Wow! Your heart looks like a coconut

Miss, I'm ugly

But I'm a gentleman

Tell me honestly

does she love his wife?

I'll kill the one who're gonna block
my way

Grandpa Buddha, look

Look!

He doesn't move

I know that

Let's go

Brother, what is this mean?

I know you've got good figure
so I touch you

Yes, please go on

That's fine. Touch me again

Whose hand is it?

What are you talking about?

Take away

Devil

Have you finished?

Don't get angry, I just do that for fun

Take care of sister

She will give you back

Sister, I won't angry at you

We should regard you as Goddess and
worship you

It's dark. I will go to find sister

Good luck

It's really lucky

Qingxia

Where are you?

Come out

I've killed your sister

Monkey King

You bastard

You wanted to marry
the King Bull's sister

But you regarded the Longevity Monk
as a wedding gift

And you invited all devils to eat his flesh

Do you admit your guilt?

Bitch!

She's chased me for 3 whole days

I didn't beat you up
because you're a woman

Don't think I'm scared of you

Monkey King

Don't say that to Goddess

Shut up!

You scare me again!

Monkey King, Longevity Monk?

Do you know you've committed of fences

You've grabbed Zixia immortal's
Pandora's Box

You don't want to see me

Now, I can't escape

I'm gonna fight against you!

What's up?

Monkey King, you're so naughty

I've told you don't throw things

It's wrong to throw things

I haven't finished yet
You've thrown away the stick

The Box is a treasure

You'll pollute the environment!

What to do if kids are hurt?

It's still bad

if you hurt plants

What are you doing?

Let go!

What do you want?

Tell me if you like it

I will give you that if you like it

Of course, I will give you if you like it

I won't give you if you don't like it

I'm pretty sure that I won't give you
if you don't like it

We're reasonable

I'll count to 3

Tell me if you want it!

Monkey King

You know him now

This guy is very annoying

Very disturbing

Just like a fly

Sorry, not a fly

but a swarm of flies

Fly into your ears

Help...

Help!

So I tear the fly's belly open

Tear out its intestines

Put them around its neck, then pull them

Then its tongue comes out
and I use my blade to cut!

The world's silent then

We all know this now

why I kill it

Really?

So many excuses

You don't want to get scriptures

I won't forgive you

because you're so cruel to your master

Sister

you're wrong

The Monkey King wanted to eat me

It's just a thought

Not a fact

You haven't got any evidence

He's not guilty!

Just wait, when he's eaten me up

you can prove him guilty

Longevity Monk, I know you're annoying

But I don't know you're this annoying

I gave you the Gold Ring to control
this monkey

But you don't use the ring

The size of that ring doesn't suit him

He can't wear it

It makes him very uneasy

He can't sleep at night
It disturbed me, too

Although it is just a monkey

you cannot do that do it

I'll be indicted animal abused
if the government knows it

That Gold Ring...

I met iron-smith last year
at the Chan's village

His skill is wonderful and the price is low

Really fair price

I think

you should buy a new one from him

Shut up!

Shut up!

It's a sin...

Now, I think you know my pain!

Answer me!

It's Ok!

I've told you not to throw things

Look!

Monkey devil, go to hell

You can't defeat me!

You're not Buddha

No more fighting...

Goddess

Please let the Monkey King go
don't hurt him

No more fighting

I'm gonna kill him!

Goddess, stop!

It's normal to make mistakes

He's my disciple

I have to take the responsibility

Goddess, please let him go

If I won't kill him

I can't report to Heaven Emperor

I know that

Please tell Heaven Emperor that

I'm gonna sacrifice my life to him

What?

It is a master's responsibility

Goddess, please listen to me

I just wanna teach him...

in order to show my spirit

That's great...

Monkey King, I hope you'll learn

your master's spirit!

Namonitabhaya

Dreaming again?

It's big trouble

I always have nightmares

Where is Qingxia?

Not here

Qingxia...

Everybody, how are you?

It's cold!

Have you worn more clothes

I've lost my way

I wanna find a place to stay at night

Go there to sleep

Thank you very much

Wish you all long live

I saw him come here

Where is he now?

Why did you go to pee?
You have to take the blame

It won't hurt you

Is it illegal?

Old Black Mountain Devil?

Monkey King

You turn into human face again

Do you still recognise me?

You are the fly

Monkey King...

Impossible, I must be dreaming

It is still early to make dreams, but...

I dream of you

when I was travel through time and space

Do you miss me?

The Box is at your side?

Yes, it is. Do you want it?

Who?

What's up?

Soldier

Soldier

My dad also wanna stay here

No problem

It's your dad!

Yes, dad, come out to say hello to all bros

Where does he come from?

From India

India? Where is it?

I need to carry on tomorrow. Sleep there

Thanks

It's really noisy

Annoying

Sleep inside

It is the problem of time difference

I have just slept in India
Now you tell me to sleep again

You go to sleep

Where is the Pandora's Box?

Monkey King, can you behave yourself?

Look, just keep calm

What is he doing?

He's breathing in life

Pretend to sleep

I hope that he won't breath in ours

Go to sleep!

Do you know me?

That Indian...

You like it, take it

My disciple is calling me, bye bye

Don't play with fire again

bye

Please don't follow us. I don't know you

It's great to see you

Where is the Box? The Box?

The King Bull?

Bro. catch the Longevity Monk
and give him to me

Miss, handkerchief

It's wedding day, why are you weeping?

I'm not weeping. My mouth is watering

It's a very happy day

What?

It's not only the wedding day of my sister

but also the day of my marriage
with my concubine

Concubine?

What does sister-in-law say about this?

That bitch

She's now at the Flame Mountain

She can do nothing about this even if
she knows it

Bull, how did you know

this new wife?

I passed the desert yesterday

I saw a pretty girl

She's dying

Master, what to do now?

Fine! No problem...

Really? We succeed now!

Zixia, what a nice name you've got

Let me introduce my sister and
my brother-in-law to you

Xiang Xiang, Bro

Come here, follow me

This my brother-in-law

This is my sister Xiang Xiang

Zixia!

How can you get marry here?

Loan!

How about your wife?

My wife? Do you know her?

You've got a wife?

We're divorced

I haven't heard you say that before

Sister...

It's normal that a man has many wives

Take it easy

Bro, do you think so?

Yes...

Zixia, be honest

I think I've fallen for you

after these two days

I wanna show my sincerity

Thus I'm gonna request you to marry me
in front of my bros

This Pandora's Box

is my gift to you

I hope you'll marry me

I object this marriage!

Why?

Let me speak...

What a good couple they are!

You're a devil
you're not qualified to object

You have to pass Zixia's test first

If you can pass it

I won't object it anymore

What test?

She has sworn that

she would marry the guy

who could pull out

her Magic Sword

Listen to me

It's untrue

It's just a joke

What joke?

It's not important

who can pull out the sword

Stop nagging in my place!

I'm gonna kill the ones
who block my way

I'm gonna kill the ones
who block my way

King, Iron Fan Princess has come

Why are you here?

At this time, the sword is close to me

0.01cm I think

But after 0.01 seconds

the owner of the sword will fall for me

This is because I've decided to tell lies

Although I have told many lies before

this is the best, I think

You're gonna kill me
if you step forward again

You should do that

I deserve to die

I have had my best love before

but I didn't treasure her

When I lose her

I fell regretful

It is the most painful matter in this world

Just cut my throat!

No hesitation

If God can give me

another chance

I will say 3 words to her

I love you

If you have to give a time limit to
this love

I hope it is 10 thousand year

But how will you tell your wife?

I have to tell her

So I must get the Box back

Tell her clearly and go back with you

I won't listen to the others opinions

I won't listen to the others

objections

I will take all those on my own

Don't lie to me!

But I hate myself

because I can't get back the Box

I

I'll help you

No! it's dangerous

You don't want

I want

I won't hide a woman

It's just rumor

I won't trust you anymore...

What are you doing here?

Who's he?

I'm asking you, who's he?

He

Bro, who's he? Tell me

He's my wife

Bro, it's too much of you

Bros

You marry your sister to him!

So his wife pointed a sword at him

You follow me
I have something to ask you

You've got a wife

I've lost my feeling to her

Tell me what's going on

I've told you... Sister-in-law

Sister-in-law?

Sorry, Madam Bull

When you watched the moon with me
in the past

you called me Sweetie

Now you yet your new lover!
Call me Madam Bull?

Sweetie?

Do you think that I come here for

that ugly Bull?

I come here for you, heartless monkey

Bro, thank you

It's none of business

Sorry

wait for me here at midnight

I have something to tell you

If I were you

I'll die when my husband decides to get
a concubine

Really?

Yes! But I'll castrate you first

Follow me

Zixia, I...

I trust you

I'll get the Box today

Wait for me here at midnight

Bro...

Let me go to see my bros first

See you tonight

Damn monkey, it's midnight now
Where is he?

Big Brother!

I've told you that

Big Brother won't do so to us

He'll come to save Master

Gout at night, wanna pee?

No need to praise me

I'm just better than you a little bit

Stop nagging, go to save Master

I can't take this anymore

I'm sure that Master is inside

Right...

He's very annoying
I can't take this anymore

You go in, I stay back...

Go! You at the middle

This way...Master is here, go in

Master

Master, master

We come to bring you out

I won't go

Really? Why? No

There're full of obstacles in the way of

getting scriptures

This is because we're not united enough

so the devils can do bad to us

Ok, now it is the case

Staying in this prison or not is
just the same

The outside world

is just a larger prison to me

You go out first
I have something to talk to Big Brother

Master

Piggy, you're naughty again

No, Master

I go out and protect you

Sandy, follow me. Yes

You stand aside

Blow up and blow up the ball

You've dropped your thing

Bro, keep it

Why should I keep it?

Because I'm stronger than you

Stronger than your shit!

Come in and have a sit

Honestly, I'm not your bro

I don't want to be your disciple

Master, be kind to me

Please let go of me, alright?

Do you know what "Dong, Dong..." is?

What "Dong, Dong, Dong"?

Only you...
can take me to get scriptures in the west

Only you... can kill the devils

Only you... can protect me

No need to eat by the monster

Only you are that strong

Only you...
don't blame the master so talkative

Wear the ring back

Don't scare the death

Don't scare the shit

Do your best, if you scare
I'll be with you...

Namonitabhaya

I can't take this anymore!

Oh your shit! Stop it!

I've said I can't take this anymore

But you still sing

You disregard my feelings

I'll kill you if you sing again

Monkey King, you kill you again

Life and death are minor

You'll sing this song with me

when you know making sacrifices is
so meaningful

Namonitabhaya...

Zixia

Bro, why are you taking a woman
with you?

Master has gone

He said we had to wait for him
at the forest 300 miles away

Go there quickly, please

Hold it!

What?

Ambush at the front

I can see it, no need to listen

Stupid

Hold you

Xiang Xian!!!

Why are you here?

Wow! Why is there so much blood
on your hand?

This is the blood

of the woman you're holding

Her blood?

Yes! It's hers

I stabbed her

when she's sleeping

If this woman is still alive

you won't come back to me

You have to let it be

It is fate

Bullshit!

If it is fate that you love Piggy

will you love him?

If this is God's order

I have to accept it

Great!

You don't have to wait for God's order

Wow! What are you going to do?

Go, go...

Changing Image Magic!

I will turn you into a rock

Let go of me!

Grab your breasts!

Zixia...!

Wake up

Big Bro, why are you embracing me?

Piggy?

Yes!

Where is Zixia?

Qin Xianglin...

Qingxia?

Wow! Please don't play joke!

I'm also hurt!

My chest muscles nearly touch
my stomach

Do you hate me?

No!

You hate me!

Fine! End now!

Stop! Give me some time

I just vomit. I'll vomit all things out soon

Fine! I trust you

Give you some time

Try to get used to it now

I'm used to it already

Fine, I'm Ok

I wanna vomit!

You're so disgusting!

If you're not, he won't vomit

Please be good to me

I will marry him

I'll give him a warm family

Give birth to many kids

Xianglin

I will kill you!

Kill you

Bro, you're also hurt?

Turn me back!

Shut up!

Listen to me!

Change me back!

I also want to do so!

I've used my power once

I need 49 days to recover

49 days! I...

Xianglin, face the reality!

Use your energy!

Use your energy! Stop playing!

Be quick!

Who is inside you?

I don't know where I am

Two voices?

Who are you?

I'm Piggy. Who are you?

I'm Zixia

Xianglin

Joker

Bro

Zixia

Ziaxia, you're still here

You bitch!

I find you at last

What are you doing?

Long time no see, and you become this

Where's the Pandora's Box?

I didn't take it

Kidding

Give me

Wait

What will you do to the Box?

Go with me!

Fat woman! Don't hang around with me

Xianglin will go away with you...
The King Bull

Don't dream

you ask him if you don't believe it

You said you love me

because you wanna take this and

go away with her?

Wait...

It's not true

Don't want you to throw it away

Great!

You should not do that

Look at you

Don't deny it!

I'll throw that away!

Bro...

What a man!

Shut up!

I love that!

You can't leave anymore

Bull, you're seriously hurt

Do you think that bitch hurt lesser?

Have a look!

You've deceived me so long

In fact, I'm not

Xianglin, who's that woman?

I won't listen to you!

Bastard! I'll leave you

You affairs are none of my business

You get yours! And I get mine!

Help Zixia, you have a part in the body

Beat it up, make it hurt! Then you can
do nothing about it even if you

Yes!

Wanna go?

Explain it clearly or you can't leave!

Don't hit him!

Bitch

Bitch, stand aside
it's none of your business

Stop it!

I'm afraid that she'll hurt my body

I won't help you

Shut up!

I'll help her and beat you up

Have a try!

I'm a woman. Please don't hit her strongly
I'll kill you

I won't give help
I just wanna see your fight!

Go!

No

I'll take the Box for you

And you can explain to your wife

Wow, you're great! Perfect!

Really?

You're as perfect as possible

Wait!

You

Bitch, don't hit my girl

I like to do it

Your man has gone

How cool he is!

I'm a lucky woman!

Ok, I can play jumping down
from the cliff

Go nearer

Monkey King

Don't jump!

I don't want to do so

You prefer jumping down to seeing me

Ok
I'd better go back to the Flam Mountain

I won't do this case

if I know this before

I don't know stealing grapes will
make me suffer such punishment

If I know that, I won't be a robber

Yes, sure

Like me, being a soldier

you have no chance yet

unless immortal comes to save you

I won't be a soldier

Immortal has come

Immortal!

Jing Jing

Grandpa Buddha

He steams buns

None of your business!

Jing Jing!

Don't flirt me!

I flirt you because I love you

Listen, if you want to be my wife

don't do bad anymore in the future

Sure!

Let's go

Drink tea

Thank you!

You're welcome

Why bring me back to this cave?

I didn't bring you back

It's you who brought us back

It may be because I miss Jing Jing
very much

Yes! When you fainted

you spoke out the name Jing Jing
98 times!

Jing Jing is my wife

and a name Zixia

You repeated 784 times

784 times

She must have owed you lots of money

I want Spider Web Cave Immortal to be
my master

She's changed Waterfall Cave into
Spider Web Cave

You tell me there's no such person!

We don't know

Son of a bitch, you're still here!

Why did you do that to me?

Jing Jing

Jing Jing, it's nice to see you

What?

You've got thinner

I'm not the Monkey King

But I don't how to tell you

because you won't believe in it

I will

Because that damn monkey won't be
so gentle to me

Who are you?

I'll be your husband 500 years later

500 years later

you will give up this affair because of me

What I did is totally

just for you

Jing Jing, I miss you

I miss you much and much

I miss you much and much and much

Don't you trust me?

No!

I can't blame you

Let me see what's going on

But I think I know you

Absolutely

Very and absolutely

Very and absolutely and extremely!

How will we meet 500 years later?

At a pitch-dark night

I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing

Fantastic love

starts from a fire at the bridge

When I turn back
you point at me with your finger

then my hand gets burning

you rush to me and hit me!

Hit and hit and hit!

No...

look at me...

yes, can you see it!

There are many

twists and turns

Suddenly, the King Bull comes to us

I fight with him with a bone

He grabbed me to the Spider Web Cave

It's right that time flies

The following is the main content

On the cliff, we reach the climax

At that time, I touch you

You touch me too

We make promise that we won't separate

But happiness is always a flash of time

We only have endless pain!

Why will you die?

So I use the Box to travel back

to the past

I discover that you kill yourself

At the last moment

I save your life!

But at the last time of time travel

the Box doesn't work properly

I go back to 500 years ago

That is the story

What are you gonna do now?

I've found you, I needn't go back now

Let's get married!

I... I just wake up

I have nothing to do

So I come here. I wanna be a disciple

You request marriage suddenly

I... haven't brushed my teeth!

I know you're suspecting...

If I can give you my heart

you'll know I'm not cheating you

it's very simple!

You look like a thing

Coconut?

A girl said that to me

Oh, coconut

are his words all true?

No need to think!

You search the bottom!

Coconut, thank you very much

Please tell you, am I his best love?

You've come back for a long time

You just wanna get the Pandora's Box

What do you mean?

I'm asking you when we will get marry

But you keep saying no

Will you marry me?

I do!

Is your sister crazy?

She keeps speaking nonsense all day long

She's not crazy
She's something wrong with the brain

If she promises...

she has promised to marry him
7 days later

you have made up your mind?

I cheated him

I'm waiting for my man to pick me up!

You think that bastard will come to
pick you up?

Congratulations!

But even if he comes back

he can't get you back

from the King Bull

It is fate that he can pull out
my Magic Sword

He must be an in ordinary man

I'm sure

I know he'll come back one day

appear in public

wearing golden armor

and stepping on colorful cloud
come to marry me

You are crazy!

I'm not crazy! This is just my hope

Promise me! Little psycho

No!

Bro, things are always unpredictable

I can't think you'll get marry with
Miss Pak so soon

Yes, me too

We're happy for you!

Thank you!

You made dreams last night

You repeated the name Zixia 785 times

One time more than last night

6 days have passed
You'll get marry tomorrow

He will come? I don't think so

Yesterday, I told a spider to tell you

Told you I missed you much

Do you know?

You don't know again

I am cheating you

That's fine!

Just like a moth

it flies to fire even it knows it'll get hurt

Moth is so silly!

Come out, grapes

I don't want to watch you

I just want to study

the interesting relationship among humans

Bro, you're a robber

Don't pretend to be a scholar

Even a robber has its own knowledge

Stop it, go to sleep

In your mind
is Zixia an exclamation mark?

Or she's a full stop?

Is your mind full of question marks?

Zixia is just a girl who I know

I lied to her in the past

I'm just feeling a little bit regretful

I hate him

I'll get marry today. What do you want?

When you discover that

you've fallen in love with a man you hate

this affair is really hurting you

But how can I fall in love
with a person I hate?

Please give me a reason. Please!

We don't need any reason to love a person

Don't we?

Do we?

Don't we?

Do we?

Don't we?

Let me study it for you

Why are you so serious? Need we?

Who?

Time's up

How many brothers and sisters
do you have?

Are you parents alive?

Speak up!

I just wanna make a new friend

when I'm going to die

How to save Master?

Being a devil is the same as
being a human

We should be kind

If we are kind

we are not a devil, we are a hybrid

He understand?

Do you understand?

No one will come to pick you up

Your letter

Thank you

Your conscience told me that

I'm not your best love

Your best love is another woman

When I saw the thing left by her
in your heart

I know that you came back not for me

but for her

This is God's order

It is also called fate

Jing Jing's gone

I know

I've read the letter

Grandpa Buddha

What's going on with her?

Have you read this letter?

No

You read it

Good

Wanna go?

I know my sister Pak Jing Jing
has been here

Where is she now?

Speak up!

Does she owe you this much?

You don't let your sister go

Just tell me

I don't know

I don't know

it is heard that you're kind

They are your friends?

No!

Do you know?

Kill me if you must kill someone

They don't know your sister

All of them are innocent

I agree!

I admire bold people very much

If you're one of them

I can fulfill your desire!

Wait!

I really think that
you aren't scared of death!

I'm gonna die. Please do me a favor

I've heard that if you cut fast and
accurately

the man got hurt won't die at once
when he's cut open

He can still see

Help me, do it as fast as you can

Tear out my heart

Let you see it clearly

What are you talking about?

A friend of mind

left something in my heart

I want to know what's that

It's strange

Humans and devils are born
by their mothers

Different person acts as a different mom

A devil's mom is a devil's mom

I can take this

What's your name of your mom?

Kowtow to Heaven and Earth

Let's marry

Wait!

Look!

Now, she is the younger sister and
she'll save her elder sister

The elder sister
will save the younger sister

What do you want?

We're married today. Let my sister go

I won't break my promise

I don't want to fight anymore

You go!

I just have one sister in my life

Sister

King Bull!

I won't let my sister marry you

Sister

What are you talking about?

I just have one sister in my whole life

Come on!

I'm right

Faster than me

you're so great

It's time

Changing image

Xiang Xiang?

I'm not your sister

Xiang Xiang, what are you doing?

Brother

Brother, my Changing Image Magic...

Xiang Xiang

Turn me into a dog

Who are you?

I'm Qingxia!

Sister...

I will kill you

Go to save Master!

Don't hit my sister!

Come to save us

Kill that girl!

No!

It's you!... Go away!

I'll kill the one who block my way

Goddess

I'm about to understand your words

I use my eyes to see

When I'm dying

I use my heart to see this world

and all things

I see it clearly

That girl...

left a drop of tear in my heart

I felt

her sorrow

Have you given up

all things in human world?

Yes

Life and death

is minor

Great, great

Congratulations

Bro, what's up?

Come on, have a sit

Have a sit

It's unlucky that 3 friends of mine were
get involved

It's none of their business!

But I don't understand

Why can human hatred lasts 10 years
50 years

and even 500 years?

What hatred is it?

So the Longevity Monk went to the west

and got scriptures

which clean our heart

Understand

I wanna stay. There are

many things waiting for me to do

You go to have your next lives
as soon as possible!

Good!

You're slashed because of me

I hope I can pay you back in my next life

Pay back more

I can do what I can do, grapes

Goodbye

We're leaving

I wanna warn you again

After wearing the Gold Ring

you're no longer a normal human

You can't touch human desires anymore

If you do so

the Gold Ring will get smaller and smaller

It's very uncomfortable

Ok!

Before wearing this Ring

what do you wanna say?

I had my best love

But I don't treasure her

When I lost her, I felt regretful

It is the most painful thing in this world

If God can give me

another chance

I will say "I love you" to her!

If there is a time limit

I hope... it is 10 thousand years

Kowtow

Kowtow

Kowtow to the forefather
drink wedding wine

Now you're a member of the Bull Family

Colorful clouds...

Look like marshmallow

Really?

Be careful!

Thundering

It's raining, get the clothes

Damn monkey, you flirt with my life

Although we are friends

I'll indict you slander if you repeat again

Kill him

Sorry!

This sneeze may make you disappointed

Joker

Are you satisfied this time?

Master

It's the Monkey King

I just thought it's a piece of cloud

Master, I committed many of fences
in the past

It's lucky that Goddess show a right road
to me

Now I'm gonna worship Buddha
whole-heartedly

I won't feel reluctant to give up
human desires

Master

I will take the responsibility

Great

You're now on the right road

Joker

Joker, you're here eventually

Miss!

I... know a friend called Joker

He ask me to tell Zixia Immortal
something

Is it you?

Joker

Stop!

I'm asking you, is it you?

Is it you?

Speak up

Yes

He said he had went back to the
starting point

And he hoped that

she would find her best love
as soon as possible

Don't kid me, Joker

Let me tell you again

I'm the Monkey... King

Don't make any mistake

I'm gonna kill you today

Change!

Beat you to death, damn monkey

Look out my fork

I like barbecued chicken wing!

Use my fork to make
barbecued chicken wing?

I nearly forget it

I'm a vegetarian

Give me back!

Is it funny! Tell me!

Tell me...

Why are you so quiet?

Help me

Sorry

I don't want you lose face in front of
your bros

Let me help you

Give back to you

Great! Look out

Super bugs

I'm scared, so many bugs

It's lucky that I have many little monkeys

Kill all the monkeys

Let him kill

Are you the Monkey King?

Will you go to the west to get scriptures?

Bring me with you

Yes!

She can act as a whore

if she goes with me

That's great...

I can't take this anymore

Come here, hold me tight!

You can't take me anymore

I can

I can't take you anymore

You're so ugly, we're immortals

please no more sexual harassment

Why did you do that to me?

Are you angry?

I would get angry!

Cry if you want

I'll kill you all bastards

Magic Fan

Help me

So troublesome!

Master!

Monkey King, help me!

I can't believe that you do that to me

You two protect Master

I know

Zixia, no

What are you doing?

Will you come?

Why are you so concerned about me?
Let me die

I'm not concerned about out

We'll treasure our lives

You are no immortals

Monkey King, you can't defeat me

What a wide ditch

It's coming!

Stop kidding

Put the whole city to the side of the sun

Whom can you save now?

Don't bother me, you go to hell

Wait!

Lie to me again?

Damn monkey
how dare you stop my attack!

Go!

Go back!

Shit, burning

Stupid!

Bitch! What do you want?

Stupid!

You're stupid!

You're not human

You're not human

Don't get mad

Do you understand what I've told you?

Do you know I'm not an immortal now?

I only understand one thing

Love means pain

Don't bullshit with me

You've mistaken me!

Where did you buy these gold rings?

Be careful!

Zixia

Master, look out!

Zixia

My lover is a hero

One day he'll come with a cloud
come to me and marry me

I've guessed the start

But I haven't guessed the ending

Master...

I want your life!

It's very hot! You'll be a roast pig

It'll explode

We have to get the help of Pandora's Box

Go

The sun is coming, hurry up

Bring Master go

Hurry up!

Qingxia

My sister is not here

I think I should go back
to be Buddha's lamp-wick again

Goodbye

Big Brother, you get up so early!

What's happened?

Big Brother, you've forgot it

I met a storm last night

You brought me here!

Go!

Master, where are we going now?

India

Why does Master speak in this way?

Master is a clear cut guy. Let's go

Master, walk slowly please

Bro, be careful!

Thanks!

It is said that this was the Waterfall Cave
500 years ago

It's the living place of the Monkey King

Since he's killed the King Bull

and saved the Longevity Monk

there are no devils in the world

After that, many people came here
fooling around

That guy put on a pig head

and say that he's Piggy

Bro

There is only make-upon your face

Please be more professional

Look at your hair

There are two cakes on your head

You should pay more money to make
yourself up

What's up?

Your image is really disgusting

Don't angry at me
I'm always an honest guy

I won't get angry

Cut me if you like

You son of bitch!
Do you think I dare not do so?

Thanks

This is really sage

Big Bro

Bro, let's go

Buddha Cave

Fine, thanks

Thanks...

Big Bro, what are you looking at?

Both girls who know Piggy

Who?

Beancurd Beauty

It is heard that

they sell bean curds

They have earned much money

for their husbands to attend
the civil service exam

The Highest Graduate

Mei!

Congratulations!

You husband has become
the Highest Graduates of the exam

Go to welcome him

Honey

Honey Honey

Go away, no one of your business

Honey, Ah

You work so hard in making bean curds

You work so hard in making bean curd

Honey

Honey

I know ow to make bean curds, too

Go!

Go!

Blow the ball

I blow the ball up

Blow the ball up and up

Come here!

It's crowded!

Monkey King

Master

Have a look

Ok!

They've stood there for 3 days

They didn't

Look, devil

I think I shouldn't come

It's too late

Leave some memories, Ok?

I don't need memory

I want you

You can just get my body

instead of my spirit

I've got a lover already

We won't have good result

Let go of me

I'll let you go

But you have to kiss me
before you've left

Have a kiss...

Kiss...

I'm just a powerless warrior

If kiss you

my image will be ruined

You're lying

You dare not kiss me

Because you still love me

I'm telling you

If you reject me

you'll regret for you whole life

I won't kiss you even if I regret

It's fate

I will stay here for my whole life

I love you

What's up?

That guy looks strange

I know

He looks like a dog!