A Chinese Odyssey Part One: Pandora's Box (1995) - full transcript

It must be better if she's not a devil!

You're poisoned

You'll die if you don't cured

What for even if I'm cured?

Living long is meaningless
if you are unhappy

Your last few days will be great
if you're happy

If I tell you I'm the Monkey King

what do you think?

I will kill you

I'm not him

This is a magic mirror



You should use it

You're not him, really?

I'm not

Don't you scare that I will kill you?

Yes, but I have no option

Because I don't want you to look at me

while you're thinking of another

I would like to kill you

You said living long was meaningless

if you were unhappy

Go ahead!

Yes, I'll

Shit! Who make this knot?

Let me do it!



Sorry, I don't mean it

You do it strongly

So I wanna do it with you

Although I'm not a righteous man

I won't take advantages from the others

I'm not used to do it at daytime

Let's wait till night

No matter when

call me if you need me

From now on

I'll be with you

Can you get him?

No

Go on

Damn!

I'm so pretty

But I have a baby with such an ugly man

Ma'am 30th

Shut up!

I will kill you if I'm not pregnant

Thanks

Why are you so happy?

Tell you...

Don't tell the baby

you're his father

What should I be?

His maiden

I'm a man. I can't be a maiden!

We bring him up

He don't know if a maiden is
a man or woman

That's right

I've found a guy just like you

It's you?

Do you wanna know
where the Longevity Monk is?

Yes, I do

Don't strike back if you do

you have to pay for the flesh of
the Longevity Monk

It worths!

If you give me the medication for
Jing Jing

I will tell you
where the Longevity Monk is

You just do it for that bitch

I like to do so

Maiden

Maiden is kissing you

Ok, let's go by tomorrow

Because of love

you can ruin my face if you like

Hurry up, do you wanna save someone?

Just let me do it!

Joker

Sister can't take this anymore
You go ahead!

Let me...do that

Not here

Everyone deceives me

We'll reach the Buddha Cave after
climbing this hill

No, Ah!

Jing Jing!

Jing Jing!

She thought I left her alone

How long will you search?

Jing Jing

She's poisoned, must have died and
fell down from the cliff

It's all because of you

You shouldn't let me sleep for
a whole night

I should come here as soon as possible

You should whip the horse strongly

We can be faster!

I won't tell you
where the Longevity Monk is

I don't know anything

How dare you put the blame on me!

What?

We discovered that Boney M fainted
under the cliff

Granpa Buddha has died

God is helping me!

Go in!

If you don't tell me

you can't go out

I won't listen to you

The ground is not so hard

Powerful devil, extraordinary energy!

I will cure your wound but

you must take me to the Cave to get
the incarnated monkey

We'll find the Longevity Monk sooner
or later

You can also eat the flesh of
the Longevity Monk

or you will die painfully

I have to come out
even if I have to dig a tunnel

I can move freely in time and space with
the power of moon

What is it?

This is the Indian language

The Pandora's Box

The treasure left behind by
Spider Web Devil?

Take me into the Cave

Why does the belly feel painful?

Is it coming?

Where am I?

Why so many traps?

It becomes wetter and wetter

Welcome, our King!

Damn! I've met a ghost!

What's going on?

You love the Longevity Monk

so I play him to make you happy

What are you doing?

I'm helping you to give birth!

The head is coming out!

Really, I've no feeling

You see?

This is my knee

So there is no hair

Someone's coming

Hide up, be quick

I'm hurt

I'm hurt, too

Please let go of your hand! Alright!

Goddess

Monkey King
you'd committed serious offences

I hope you know you're wrong

Who's talking?

500 years ago
your master Longevity Monk sacrificed

his life to save you

Heaven Emperor planned that

you revive after 500 years

I hope you'll be like your master

Making sacrifices to save the others

To clean the sin that you've made before

You should put on the Gold Ring
on your head

Admit you sin

Then you'll become
the super Monkey King

You'll take the responsibility to get
scriptures in the west

Rewrite the history

All things in human life is then
none of your business

you can't have any desires anymore

Worship Buddha whole-heartedly

You haven't turned into the Monkey King

because you haven't met the guy

who gives you the 3 birthmarks

After you see him

your whole life will be changed

Talking to me?

I don't think so

I think you have made a mistake

Crazy!

Painful...

Let go!

Keep calm please No

Keep calm

I'm painful

I'm painful, too

Mind the traps here

Chase

Go!

Come her and grab me

Ok, do it...Ok! It's coming

The Longevity Monk was born
go to get him!

Yes!

The baby looks like you

I think

being an immortal or not is not important

The flesh of the Longevity Monk
isn't must, too

We have to live together happily

Bring our son up

Don't let him be robber

You want the Longevity Monk most

Just call him Longevity

Who?

It is too coincident

What do you want?

Your baby?

My baby with Joker!

What are you talking about?

Maiden, tell him

Tell him!

Yes!

this is her baby with Joker

Go!

See where you can go

No need to scare, I'm gonna protect you

Who the hell you are?

You're not qualified to protect me

Get lost

take my son away

Come here!

Give me the Longevity Monk

I'm not calling you to come

This is my son

not the Longevity Monk

Help!

Help...

You're concerned about me
I'll die for you

Take my son away

Don't go!

Go

Ma'am 30th

It is lucky that we can go out

Jing Jing

Honey

Tortoise Magic

Slash your liver, stomach

and internal organs!

Tie it with a knot

Here comes the spirit

Bitch, don't step on my intestine

I wanna do so

Honey...!

My wife is inside

Please help me!

I'm not free

Thanks!

Come out!

Go!

Can we go back to the past?

Hurry up! Go!

I won't! Let's go together

Listen to me

Bring up my son

Go!

Our son! Honey!

you have to leave or I'll die!

No!

Honey...Honey...

Honey!

the moon is rising!

Honey

Ok!

What's that? I've forgot that!

Boyi Bolomi...

Being immortal!

Great! We're going back to the past

Wait for me!

The killer is leaving

Honey...My wife

Your wife is coming out, easy!

I've not finished. How do you know?

She's coming out. Go!

Honey, honey...

Boyi Bolomi!

Being immortal again!

Why did you say again?

Wait...

Again!

Honey...!

Don't disturb me!

Why did you tell me not to disturb you?

Shit! You're annoying!

I know I'm annoying

Why?

You come out!

Go, go!

Honey...

Boyi Bolomi

You're also very annoying

Wait...

Damn, I'm very tired

Honey...

Give me

I won't tell you!

That's fine

Why did you do so?

Honey...

Boyi Bolomi...

Honey, come out with King Bull
and see Jesus

Stop!

Commit suicide

Why commit suicide?

No, I prefer killing you!

Hero!

You let me go!

Let you go?

Tell me a reason why I have to let you go

You tell me a reason why you wanna
kill me

Ok, you leave me alone

and you have a baby with my sister

No, that's not the case Wanna die?

No, hero!

I left because I wanna get medication
for you from you sister

But I was late

I couldn't find you

You deceive me!

You don't trust me

You look

Where have they been?

What's up?

You can't leave!

When the rock is put down
the door is closed

Honey...

Let me do this

Go!

Joker, see you in the next life

Honey

Honey!

Honey...

Again!

Boyi Bolomi...

Jing Jing

Where are they?

What's going on?

Immortal?

Devil?

Thanks!

Don't go into the Spider Web Cave!

Spider Web Cave?

You think I'm illiterate?

Waterfall Cave

Spider Web Cave. It is a good name

Spider Web Cave

We'll live here onwards

Stop!

I wanna announce

In this hill, all things belong to me

Including you

Me?

yes

you look like a donkey
let me make a mark on you

You're mine now

If someone bully you
you tell them you know me

I'm called Spider Web Immortal now!

Spider Web Immortal?

500 years?

You haven't turned into Monkey King

because you haven't met the guy having
three birthmarks

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