A Chinese Ghost Story III (1991) - full transcript
Basically a retread of the first movie, in which the evil Tree Spirit is back with yet another ghost played by Joey Wong. The Swordsman Yen and Leslie Cheung characters are replaced by a Buddhist Abbot and disciple (Tony Leung). Jacky Cheung also pops up again, this time as a money-grabbing swordsman with a neat bag of tricks.
Watch out for the devil!
Yin!
Yin!
Prajna paramita!
She is here!
I'll take care of her, come on
Watch out!
I saw it
This Tree Devil is very powerful
Now its energy is gone!
Let me freeze it with the power from my palm
But it will resurrect in a hundred year's time
Hocus pocus!
Prajna paramita!
Master, we've finally found Kwan Bo County...
It's just over...
There? Over there?
Look at your map
Hey... it's flown away
Where's it gone?
We'll get to Kwan Bo County if we head west
Master, there's rain clouds coming
Let's find shelter
Alright
Let's go...
There's a place to hide
Buddha, please make the rain go
so we can get on our way
Master, I'm not thirsty you drink it
It's bad luck!
Go!
Gentlemen!
I didn't even recognize the skull
Give me my money back!
He's a master swordsman!
The man with the money should go on ahead!
Run, run!
It's a tragedy, tragedy!
Master, there's a killer outside, he's...
Here?
Thank god I got my money back!
I've been saving if those thieves took it...
It's a bit cold, isn't it?
Money is illusion why kill for it?
Be merciful, or you will pay for your deeds
Merciful? You don't have to make a living
I worked hard for this money!
You want to fight?
Master!
It's only a hoe
Fong, dust to dust ashes to ashes...
Go and bury the bodies
This guy's really shifty, the gold...
Stop talking and start working
I'm soaked! Don't mind if I light a fire?
Master, the bodies are in pieces
Do I bury hands with hands and legs with legs?
No, be sure to bury whole corpses
I'm not sure that's possible
Alcohol keeps out the cold Want some?
Let's all get warmer
You stupid fool!
Fire! Fire
Master, is this how you punish him?
Rubbish, I'm not an arsonist!
I'm sorry, we all make mistakes
I've made you lose your shelter
The market is just ahead! We're all wanderers
We don't bear grudges See you later
I've put the bodies back together again
But there's one finger left
With my expertise I don't bother with fingers
Maybe someone else did it
Are there other chopped up bodies?
This is common fighting ground may die...
Enjoy putting them back together
Oh! It's getting dark
Ghost Festival sword and weapons for sale
Help! Murder!
You hit me! Stay there!
This sword is the latest style!
Do you think I'm buying jewelry?
Who hit me? Show yourself and fight!
Who hit someone?
What's happening?
Make way! Police passing through, make way!
Police passing, make way!
What's going on here?
I don't know
Forget it then
Hey, stop staring at me!
It's nothing, nothing's wrong!
Come look at our swords, sir
It's Ghost Festival!
The human race has stooped to new lows
How can we Buddhists redeem their souls?
I really don't know
With my wisdom, I can save them
But my body's feeling very weak
Let's find an inn
get some food and sleep
Buddha meditated facing a wall for 3 years
and you complain after no food for one day
For penance, chant 5,000 times
to purity the mind
Right!
Look, food, let's eat then purity my mind
His braings in his stomach!
That cretin
I'll kill him for 15 dollars
It was only 10 dollars last time, why more?
Because I'm a better
swordsman now
So you say, but how good?
Beef brisket and noodles!
Hey, I never ordered that
Are you saying I made a mistake?
Orders returned are charged double!
What do you want?
I told you I didn't order it!
More of them than us okay, take it away
It's just a misunderstanding
As I improve my price will rise again
If you don't like it find someone else
For that price I need some sort of sample
You want me to show off? No problem! You want to see sample?
Sir, spare us some food?
I bet you my head
No, get lost!
Fong
My sword's a bit long, I'm sorry!
We shouldn't stay here, let's go!
Every time I see you there's trouble
Brother
and more trouble now
with that lump of gold!
Master, there's shelter ahead
It's a Temple
Orchid Temple
The entrance is over there
They've gone inside
But Orchid Temple's haunted wait till dawn
Yes, let's wait!
Dawn? What if someone else gets it?
Hey, you lead! Me?
A ghost got my fool, run!
Run!
It's a bit draughty in here, Master
Don't be afraid, let me tell you
Orchid Temple is haunted
What? Haunted...
Master, Master!
Fong, stop stepping on my heels
I just want you to know I'm behind you
If you're so scared sleep outside the door
It's pouring outside
Master, if it's really haunted...
I don't mind if we carry on walking
Fong, we have Gold Buddha to protect us
No one will dare come in
So we won't have to worry about it being stolen
We'll just stay overnight
Shall we satisfy the God of Hunger?
You beg the ghosts to spare you some food
Funny, I've forgotten what I've just said!
Who said a ghost got his foot? Was it you?
No Was it you?
No He did!
If it got you, how come you could run so fast?
There's a woman singing, up there
Sister, it's raining so hard outside
I wonder how long before they come inside
We're here!
So many men!
Women! They're beautiful!
Smells so good
Don't go, so beautiful!
Come on
There are more!
They're so ugly!
The one in the middle's the prettiest
She's so old!
The one next to her's beautiful
Priestress, there are so many I'll help Lotus
Alright, that way I won't have to wait so long
These men're already trapped who needs your help?
I thought you'd be quicker it took you ages
They're already ours so what's the rush?
Take your clothes off she's coming
I'm taking the prettiest one
Hands off!
Your skins so soft
Give me a kiss!
Go to hell
There're all kinds of games want to try?
Something in the water bit me. What is it?
What is it? Let's go!
What's happening? Let's go, they're demons
What's that sound, Master?
The ghosts are out
What shall I do? Master
Watch the Gold Buddha and stay
I'm going to catch the demons!
Don't come near me I have a Gold Buddha
You're powerful you hide even from me!
Show your true selves! Stars scatter!
Still able to hide it's powerful!
Priestess, what about that monk?
Don't worry!
He maybe powerful but he's no match for me
We'll play with them awhile You seduce the little monk
Priestess, let me go I can handle him
You're not experienced enough
when it comes to men
Priestess, I know exactly what you mean
You don't want her wasting your time
Let me bring him back to you quickly
Sorry
I forgot your cover was damaged
You got all wet
I'll say some prayers as penance later
I know you have great powers
If we really meet a... ghost
Please help me destroy whatever it is
Buddha!
Oh no!
Help, there's a ghost!
A ghost chasing her? That means she's not a ghost
Help!
Ghost!
Lady!
Lady!
There's a ghost! Ghosts!
I'm so afraid!
I'm so scared, please help me!
I can see flesh! Where is the ghost?
Let me hide behind you!
Look there's something moving over there
Hold me tight!
Your leg
Feel my heart it's beating so rapidly!
Come on!
I break my vows if I'm near a woman!
Let's pray together
it'll keep the ghosts away
Don't pray now let's do something else!
Let me go, or I'll break my vows!
Did you know, you're my first man?
Let me help you undress
What? Undress?
Hey wait, my shoe!
If Master sees me like this
He'll never believe I was saving your life!
No! I must pray
Where're my prayer books?
Where're my prayer books?
Fire! Come and save me!
How did it catch fire?
My clothes are on fire!
Take your clothes off!
Fire, help!
Stop undressing They're not burning now!
I must, I'm afraid of fire!
But I'll see everything
Lady
Hey, monk... has the fire gone out?
It was so dangerous!
My clothes are all burnt, what to do?
Cover yourself with my robe
You're so kind!
Put it on quickly, I won't watch
I tripped on your clothes
Stop or I won't be able to control myself!
I'm a bad girl Are you as bad as me?
I thought you were being chased by a ghost?
Ghost? Here's your ghost! Come and get me
This is fun!
But it didn't last long!
Lucky I prayed in time
Or I would've done that "stuff" with you
Hey, monk...
What would you have done? Tell me
I said means I want... I want means I desire...
I desire means I'll do...
If I do, I'll never stay a monk!
No, I must pray
Stop praying, help me up
Quick!
I'll help you up
But you promise not to come too close
Damn I saw it!
Aren't you interested in me at all?
Interested? In what way?
All men are interested in this!
Don't take off my pants
It's strange! Your head aches when I pray
You weren't being chased by a ghost!
You are a ghost!
I'm going to get you!
It's really haunted I'm scared!
I better run!
Come over here!
Reveal your true form!
You're mine
Reveal yourself!
Stupid monk, why've you stopped praying?
Go, if Master returns you'll never escape!
Why are you letting me go?
I'm giving you a chance to reform
So you can reincarnate as a good person
I'm evil! I'll never change
Hey, my robe!
If you want it, get it yourself!
It serves you right!
Help me, quick help me!
Go on, scram!
Waiting for me to hit you?
Hey, my robe!
Still playing games with me!
Master! You appeared so suddenly!
Fong, what're you doing here half naked?
It's too hot I came outside to cool down
Hot? Where's the Gold Buddha?
It's inside, it's just fine!
Well, did you see anything untoward?
No way, not with the Gold Buddha here
No ghost would dare come near
Even if it did it wouldn't get away!
And did you find anything?
That demon is quite something
Anyway
we're staying only one night
and leaving tomorrow with the Gold Buddha
So we'd better get some rest
Or we'll be tired tomorrow
Okay...
I'll capture them sooner or later
Your senses are impure that's why you're hot
Take the Gold Buddha out and pray
Take the Gold Buddha out?
Pray all night
in front of it
On my own?
Why, you want me to keep you company?
No, no!
Okay, let's go inside!
Will you stop that If Master sees it, I've had it!
Fong
Good morning Master
Bring the Buddha, we're leaving
Okay
Darn, he'll find out sooner or later
Please help me find the Gold Buddha!
What did you say?
Nothing, just saying my prayers
Fong
I'm glad the Buddha's safe
Or there's no point in going to lmperial Temple
That's right!
Master, if we leave like this now
It's not quite right
Since you know Orchid Temple is haunted
Shouldn't we stay
and get rid of the demons?
I remember a certain old monk
Sort of say in some manuscript
"If no one goes to hell
and we don't go to hell
Who will go to hell?"
You're a monk
and you don't know which manuscript!
I've always had a bad memory
But leaving like this is irresponsible
You're right! I'll stay and catch the demons
You take the Buddha to lmperial Temple
Right, I'll go
Fong, are you alright?
Yes
after praying all night my mind is pure
But my stomach is even purer
and now in the sun, I feel faint
Are you saying that...
You're sick?
I'll be fine Master I'll overcome it
I'll make it
I'm getting there it's getting better...
No it's not working... I'm going to faint
I think you're hungry
I'll beg for food
My student does not behave like a monk
Buddha be merciful!
Gold Buddha I'd better find you today!
Haven't slept all night I feel faint
I'll find the Buddha and get Master to leave
Or when he's out
she'll come for me again
and it'll be another sleepless night!
Snake!
What now? Oh no!
I only have a day left
Buddha, have mercy, help Fong
Buddha!
Look this blade cuts heads off like slicing melons
Really? Let's try it on your head
Please be merciful put down your knives
Get lost
Give me something
Shove off!
You monks always lecturing people
You're ruining our business
Get lost!
Give me the money you owe me
I don't have any money
Give my money back!
No money? What's all that on the ground?
That's my money!
It's mine now
Since when did I owe you money?
When you asked me to do the job
What job?
I don't know you
Exactly, he doesn't know you!
The money's mine
I don't know him
Go to hell
Sir, how do you know the money's yours?
He's right, prove it's yours and you can have it!
Right, you said it you better mean it
Abracadabra...
Rise...
Money, money, are you mine?
Ah! It's black magic!
Let's go!
You also follow Buddha you should do good
Not concern yourself with money
How else would you get any alms?
I wouldn't accept that sort of money
No? Then leave
At least I earn my money
You wander around begging for food
You're just a beggar in disguise!
Money is only illusion
You can't get what's not yours
Monk, is this your doing?
Mercy, Buddha is merciful
You're a fake, monk! Admit your pranks!
There must be a way
to break his spell!
Hey, don't go! Don't go!
My money!
Another fruitless job
Damn monk!
It's getting dark!
What shall I tell Master?
I'll say the snakes took it
How could the snakes take it?
Right, I'll say the ghosts took it
The Gold Buddha repels ghosts impossible!
I'll tell him the truth
That'll be Master
I didn't mean it Master I just dropped it!
Master, actually...
It's you?
It's you again?
What are you doing here?
If you don't go how'll I make a living?
Darn! Let me rest for one night okay?
The way you live don't you feel like a whore?
Perhaps if you were human making a living
But you're a ghost why a slut too?
Am I a slut?
Anyone who strips a guy's pants off is a slut!
What are you looking for?
The Gold Buddha...
I don't know where it... The Gold Buddha?
Why're you getting so close?
I had enough fun last night!
It's only down there
Don't come so close to me!
You think I don't want to?
I can't leave till the Gold Buddha's found
I'll help you
The Gold Buddha's very powerful
Aren't you afraid?
There's no other way
If you don't leave I'll have to move!
That's a point!
Let's go together!
Last night you surprised me and I fell
I dropped the Gold Buddha somewhere here
Don't step on my clothes
If they fall off you'll say I was stripping
Where is it?
Snakes! I forgot to say there're snakes here
Where?
Over there!
Where?
Stop it, my head aches!
I'm only praying very softly
Go upstairs you're getting in the way
With you here I'll never find it!
Go on!
You're right
Mind the snakes
Snakes! Lots of snakes!
The Gold Buddha! I found it!
Where is it?
Over there, help me
There're many snakes
I didn't tell you to kill them
How did this happen? What will I say?
How can I put it back together?
I've been bitten by a snake It hurts!
Help!
I don't want to kill you, go!
Are you alright?
I've been poisoned
What shall we do?
Suck the venom out with your mouth
Please, quick
I can feel the venom... I feel faint
Is that alright?
That's fine, thank you
It's okay, anyway your wound isn't real
Then why did you swallow the blood?
To keep you happy
The wound isn't real but the venom is!
You're right, that means...
I'll help you suck it out
No, that means mouth to mouth
You'll die once
the venom takes effect
Pretend I'm not a woman
Then who are you?
Pretend I'm your Master
He would never do this
Pretend I'm your mother
I've never met my mother Try someone I've seen
How about him?
Him?
Okay
Whatever
What are you doing?
Sucking the venom
What did you stick in my stomach?
My tongue
Why stick your tongue in my stomach?
To suck out the venom!
There's still some left in you
Really?
Is your heart beating rapidly?
Yes!
Does your whole body feel hot?
Yes
Do you feel sweaty your head ache?
Yes
That's the effect of the venom
We have to carry on
I'd rather die
Don't die here
Or you'll become
one of us
Okay, come on
Hang on
Are you ready?
Yes... why didn't you stick your tongue inside?
No! There's no venom I was lying
How dare you deceive an honest man
It's because of you I dropped the Buddha
Look how I treat you Is this my thanks?
I'm a monk! I have rules to follow
You keep seducing me You're trouble!
Really?
From what you say isn't it a bore being a monk?
You can't do what every man wants to do
Don't you feel deprived being a monk?
Deprived?
I never had anything to lose
The priority is to fix the Buddha...
So when Master comes back we can leave
Don't set your clothes on fire again!
Why're you a monk
if it's such hard work?
The first person I set eyes on was Master
My first clothes were monk's robes...
What else can I be except a monk...
Do I have a choice?
You're grown up now you can choose
I've been with Master for years
He's family...
Why'd my parents
leave me in a monastery
I'd like to know what my parents look like...
So that if I ever met them...
I could avoid them
Don't fall off! Don't fall off!
Your life is better than mine was...
At least you have a Master!
Were you an orphan too?
No...
I was sold as soon as I was born
Whoever bought me became my parents
Finally a rich man took me as his 2nd wife
I was murdered by his mistress
and buried here
That's the first time I've told this story
I way lying
I'm glad it's a lie
If it were true it would be tragic
So in comparison
you're free now
Not being sold again and again...
Pity you're a ghost we could've been friends
Aren't we friends now?
Little monk
could you get close to anyone else?
I don't know
Do you think I'm beautiful?
I don't know
Oh no, Master's returned, run away!
Fong, what are you doing?
Master, I'm just repairing the stairs...
Wait outside, it's almost done
The feeling of evil is stronger today
Master, you can't go inside
Why?
There are snakes inside
Snakes?
My powers protect and make me immune to venom...
Snakes don't come near me
She must be gone by now!
The demons are close by
Fong
Why're you holding a comb?
I bought it to...
comb my eyebrows It looks great...
You want to try it?
Shave your eyebrows and you won't need a comb
Where's the Gold Buddha?
It's over there Master, see it?
Fong, close all the windows
Why close them?
To stop the demons entering
Very clever, Master!
Thank God, Master didn't run into her!
Fong, bring me the gold paint
Okay
Oh, it was on the table
Your gold paint
Oh no, it's finished, Master
I haven't written on all the windows yet...
Bring out all our holy objects
Seal all the entrances
Oh no!
Fong, what is it? Did you see something?
It's just that I haven't eaten all day...
I'm feeling a big faint...
Master, let me help you
I found you some food
get it from my bag
The ghosts will come from this direction...
But we've run out of holy objects
There's a gap over there...
Why don't you hang it up there?
This is where the evil's the strongest
I'll repel it
Master, some ghost took your beads!
Strange, how could a ghost take my beads?
I'll get rid of all of them!
Help!
Fong is in trouble!
Little monk!
You shameless demon!
Help! Help
Help me! Master! Help! Master!
Mercy shrouds the world!
Help me!
The stars will scatter!
Fong, listen to me...
Go back and bring me my holy objects
Right!
Mercy is boundless!
Help! I'm up here!
I warned you not to play with that staff
Help!
Are you alright?
Get it away from me!
How come you are... so cold?
Ghosts get cold before they fade away!
Leave me alone, I have to rest...
Otherwise I won't survive as a ghost
Right, I'll go and save Master then
It doesn't look like you can move
Have you recovered? I must go and save Master
Hush!
It feels cold! What's happening?
One of my sisters is here
Good. I'll ask her to help you!
No, we hate each other
If you bring her here we'll both be in trouble
So what can we do?
I can smell a human
Let's have a look
Don't worry, I have the staff
There's no time
Oh, it's you!
Are you surprised?
Fooling around behind the Priestess's back?
How dare you disobey her orders?
Why do you look so ill?
Maybe you're the one fooling around!
Are you bitching because you feel guilty?
I helped the Priestess fight the two monks...
and I got wounded...
Come over and help me...
Why should I help you?
Just because you're her pet
You put on these airs...
I'm sorry, I have no time
What was that?
Someone's hiding behind me
Who?
The little monk
Really?
Trying to trick me into helping you?
No chance! I'd never help you!
Why don't you stay and wait for the Priestess
You're so cunning...
Trying to delay me
from helping the Priestess...
I won't tall for your tricks...
Let's go
That was a bit bluff...
If she'd believed you I'd be dead
But if we didn't hate each other...
You wouldn't have had to hide
So you change your story as it pleases you?
Fong!
I can't take you further I must save Master...
You be on your way
Fong
What?
I was called Lotus when I was alive
Why're you telling me? I won't be visiting you...
and you won't be visiting me...
Man and ghost can't be together...
and even if you were human it'd be hopeless
Because monks and women can't be together
Remember, be more careful in future
If you meet any other monks
they won't give you a chance
Take care of yourself!
Damn monk, think you're the most powerful?!
Tree Devil, you kill innocents and insult God...
I'm going to capture you
That will be your punishment
Punishment? You mean I will reap what I sow?
Exactly! Those are the karmic rules
Don't you know wicked people
are buried with honour
Their deeds enshrined in books and songs!
But when dead
they suffer in hell
Hell is only as dark as the human world
Only the powerful and ruthless thrive
There's still time to change your ways, bald monk!
I've been to hell so I know
Maybe you should go and see for yourself!
Master! Your staff!
But I used it to pin down the other ghost!
The dark deep underworld arise!
There is no justice!
Master!
Evil will win, and never fatter!
Fong, give me the Gold Buddha!
Right!
I forgot to tell you it's broken!
Now you tell me!
Master!
Fong, ride my staff with the Buddha
Get it fixed
then come and save me
Master!
Master!
Fong!
Who is it?
Show yourself!
Leave quickly the Priestess will be back soon!
Is it Lotus?
Follow my cloak!
You can't fight the Priestess
Don't look back just move forward
Remember not to look back
Never come back!
Never come back!
It's getting light
Come and look, brand new weapons
Come and look
You're from Shaolin Temple? Special price!
I have no money
Who shall I ask?
We use real iron
I'll think about it
For every $10 spent a free horseshoe!
I'll give you two
I'm only here to beg for food
Beg for food? Get lost!
The world's corrupt it's hard to find honesty
Let me help you!
Little monk, this place is bad go elsewhere
Brother, you're a blacksmith aren't you?
Not much longer
A decent man can't survive here
Will you do business with me?
I don't sell weapons
I don't want weapons I need repairs
Have a look
You crazy?
If it's seen, you'll be dead
Put it away!
Please help me, it's an emergency!
Is this Buddha yours or did you steal it?
Do I look like a thief?
Alright then, I'll do a good deed
You are so kind
Thank you
I thought you were going to
fix the Gold Buddha?
What Gold Buddha? I didn't see any
What Gold Buddha? You just threw it in there!
Leave me alone
I don't want your business, scram!
Give it back... I need it to save someone
Give my Gold Buddha back!
Help!
Give it back, or I'll kill you!
I'm being beaten up by a monk!
I don't want trouble
but he stole my Gold Buddha
Gold?
Not gold, just my Buddha
Search him, maybe he's carrying more gold
I'm not, I'm not...
Get him!
Get him!
What the hell?
It's the little monk!
It's you? They stole something from me
Let's go!
Do you want me to help you?
Yes
Your Master owes me $10...
With this, it's a total of $15
They... they stole my Gold Buddha
Gold? Hang on...
Makes it more pricey an extra 300
Plus a bowl of noodles
that's $320
But I have no money!
Goodbye!
But my Master has some
That makes it okay! I won't cheat you, let's go
Quickly!
Calm down!
It's them!
Brothers... They're here
...that Gold Buddha is mine...
It should be returned to it's rightful owner
Who says? Finders keepers
just because you've got a big sword
There are more of us!
Attack!
Let's melt it, goodbye Gold Buddha!
The Gold Buddha!
Oh no, it's melted!
You're amazing?
What's amazing?
Isn't it hot?
I wonder if it still has any powers?
Master is in real trouble now
Don't be negative there's always a way
Little monk...
Let's go and get money from your Master
But I haven't worked out how to save him
That's easy
Hire me to help you save him
I'll give you a special discount, 2 times $300
What do you think?
Forget it, no deal
Get out of my way! I'll kill you!
Don't you want to save your Master?
Of course I do
Then you have to pay me
But I have no money
Will you do it on credit?
Sure! It's a big deal
Wonton noodles!
Hey, you look like you're starving
Have some noodles!
I told you I have no money
It's okay, I'll keep a tab
You'll have to pay up when it reaches $1,000
Don't worry
As long as I'm around it'll be fine
Hey, I don't even know your name
My name's Yin
That's quite a name
It was someone else's name
a high Priest
I begged him to take me in as his student
But he said he didn't like people
and refused to teach me!
You see, he's really stubborn!
Maybe if you ask again he'll change his mind
He's dead now!
He was antisocial
so had no friends
Not even money to buy a coffin!
I've learnt my lesson money before everything!
Why's that?
With money you can be whatever you want!
What do you want to be?
A rich Yin!
And what do you want to be?
A good man!
A good man? Like my namesake?
Living a lonely life
You think good reaps good?
All good men end like that!
Help! A ghost!
Someone's in trouble!
Don't worry, it's her!
Help, help! Open the door!
There's a ghost after me!
Hey, it's me, hey...
Ghost... help me
Hey, she's on our side... it's me...
I've been waiting for you it's Fong...
You can stop all the dancing around...
Hey, stop it, stop it
Stop it?!
Who are you?
I'm so scared!
Come over here
I don't get it Explain what you're doing
I can't, it's all a mistake
Something over there's moving!
Yes... I know a ghost's after you
Then you must protect me!
I know you need protection
But we're not suited to each other
Why?
I mean... I don't mean you're not pretty...
To be honest... Please don't get angry, but I...
I don't go for your type that's all
I prefer a longer face slight buck teeth
Maybe that much taller than me
If you know her
go and ask her to come here
Be careful not to burn your clothes
You're so bad
You want a manage a trios?
What's that?
You studious types are so naughty
Hey, come over here!
Lady, just hang on a moment
Wait here, I'm just going over for a chat
What's the matter?
She's not right for you but she is for me...
I don't want your money
I'll have her instead
No way!
What, you've undressed her?
No need to undress let's do it like this!
Give that to me!
No, the clothes are stuck to my hands!
I said no, I don't know her!
Come on!
Another piece of clothing?
You don't know her but you remove her underwear?!
Put it on, put it on!
I don't care, I want her!
I'm paying you instead
I don't want money!
I don't want money, I want her!
No!
Hey, what're you doing?
Hey, now about if I pay you?
Look, I'm giving you a good deal!
Just stop it, it's been decided
I'm sorry Miss!
It's the first time I've played this game!
I'm sorry to bother you...
Remember, long face slight buck teeth when she smiles...
About 6 inches taller than me, thanks!
What a waste you didn't even ask her name
How can we find her again?
We're here to save my Master
Not do that sort of thing
If you want it so much
come back another time
Don't worry, I will!
Help! Help!
I'll go! I'm going!
Help!
It's you! Why are you back here?
I'm so glad it's finally your turn!
These ghosts are beauties...
...she's even better
I almost mistook the last girl for you!
Who was here?
Your sister!
Anymore sisters?
We'll be discovered here let's go upstairs
Right
There's no one else! Going to keep here for yourself?
Hey. What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
Pretending to be intimate!
Pretending to be intimate?
He's Yin, I've employed him to help save Master
She's Lotus
Hey, what are you doing?
Pretending to be intimate
You don't have to as well stand aside and watch!
I don't trust you
Damn monk, if you can why can't I?
Don't use business as an excuse for pleasure
Do you think I want this?
I'm a reluctant victim too
We're not looking very convincing
Let's get into bed!
Into bed?
Into bed? If you won't do it, I will!
You won't go to be! I will!
How come I can't?
Come on
It's better if you're on top
Let's make it clear no more praying!
I'll try my best, what next?
Next we kiss!
Undaunted by the misty fog
Behind the mystery is a sweet surprise
Dashing through the sun and moon
Dancing to the beat of the gong
Nothing can dempen my chivalry
Stop the noise this a serious business
Nothing can stop my will to strike again
Do you know where Master is?
The priestess's got him
but I don't know where
How can we get her to come here?
There's a bell on my ankle
She'll answer it if she hers it ring
A bell?
So why don't you ring it?
Don't stop, or they might suspect us, carry on!
Don't stick your tongue into my stomach!
I won't, we'll just kiss!
That's okay!
I can't bear it
I'm going for a walk!
Hey, don't go!
I can't be bothered to watch
Yin, where are you going?
For a walk!
You can't go, stay here
Go away
What will I do if you go?
I can't bear watching you two
Young student!
Let me come in
She's so scared!
What's that got to do with you? It's Butterfly!
You wait here, I'll handle her
Don't go, the two of us are rivals
Even better, then there won't be any bickering
You're really a pain in the neck
Carry on like this and I won't pay you
Don't mention money I haven't seen a cent yet
Where's the money? Huh?
Hush!
Lotus, lend me some money
so I can pay him
Just so I can shut him up!
I don't want money he wants me to take it
I'm happy with alternatives
You can talk, but touch her
See, if you don't help me he won't help me
So you've got to help me
You two are trouble, I'm going
Let me protect you
Forget it!
So you got thrown out too?
No such luck
Those two fought over me
If not for the fact they've got more friends coming
I would have left ages ago
Don't stand here, go in and help
Lady, we students love playing games
Let's have some fun!
Okay!
I said you weren't my type
Don't hang around
Open up, open the door
I have no time for you
I don't believe I'm less attractive than Lotus!
You can't force your way in!
I want you to fancy me
Seduce me, I'm easy to seduce!
Can't we talk a bit first?
I can't wait
You have no hair! You're a monk!
You're that old monk's student?
Fong, come up!
Demon, take my spell!
Soldiers of wind and fire heed the spell is cast!
Heaven and earth move lend me your powers!
Wow!
Follow her!
Damn, she's got my sword
You like playing games? I'll kill you
Belittling me? Let's see who wins!
Little monk, I've been waiting for you to save your Master
I was wondering who you'd find to help you
and you get a midget
with a giant's sword
You want to amuse me so I die happy?
Old witch
careful you'll die laughing
Do something quickly!
I haven't begun my chanting yet
Don't scare me
It's too late to look for a spell now! Shut up!
Let's bet
Yin, chop this side first
Chop...
They keep multiplying cast any old spell
What spell? I can't even open my manuscript
I'm going!
Trying to escape?
You coward!
I'll help you get away Lotus!
Come on!
I almost missed you two
Bastard, you ran away you've no loyalty
I was sacrificing myself to distract her
But she didn't fall for it what can I do?
So that means I get sacrificed instead?
Stop arguing Let's get out of Orchid Temple
Let's hide
I can't let the Priestess see me here
We'll work together
and distract him!
Hey, catch!
Going to fight me with your little games?
My little games will kill you
Is that all you're capable of?
That wasn't for real
but my next move is!
Miraculous armour, go!
You decide to change your clothes now?
I'm off
Trying to trick her again?
Let's go!
Priestess, you've been wounded!
How could we let him get away!
Did he think he could hurt me?
You won't get me!
Keep running away like that
and even if you save me...
I'll die of fright!
This is strategy do you understand?
At least you could have warned me
I'm saving you and all you do is complain...
You still owe me money where's the money?
Lotus
I mentioned borrowing some money, I...
Not now, I've got to be careful when I get back
Why don't you leave Orchid Temple with us?
Your situation's dangerous; don't go back...
Why not leave with us?
You can be a ghost anywhere
No, I'm used to this
I suffered before
I prefer living day by day
Not like you
not knowing what tomorrow will bring
It doesn't matter not knowing
Don't try and change my mind!
Here I live well and dress well
I'm not related to you
What place do I have following you around?
I can't talk anyone I have to go
Forget about me
She said we don't know where we're going
She's right
Let's take care of ourselves first
That means we forget about her
You said it
Jade, is the Priestess back yet?
The Priestess?
No
Then start combing my hair
If she comes back say I never went out
What's wrong?
Nothing... I'll miss you
In two days I'll marry the Mountain Devil
Whatever happens you're always my sister
I'll talk to the Priestess
someone else can marry him
Then we can stay together
Lotus, I really love you
I believed
that when you went out
you were a good girl
Tell me where they are hiding?
Priestess, forgive me I was wrong
Forgive you?
Tell me, how should I punish her?
Jade, you tell me
Why don't we, don't we...
Marry her to the Mountain Devil
Jade, you?
Sold when you're alive and sold when you're dead
That Demon has many concubines
You'll suffer!
You betrayed me! Cut off her hair
What a waste of beautiful hair
I've spent so much time combing it
What a waste!
Scissors!
Jade, didn't you just call me your sister?
You knew the Priestess was hiding here
Why did you betray me?
For her own good
I'm going to scratch your face!
Priestess, please forgive me!
Please forgive Lotus!
Jade...
Sister...
Don't worry, I'll marry in your place
Crocodile tears
But I won't let you get away
Let who get away? Come here!
You're sisters!
You'll both marry the Mountain Devil
Scratch her face!
Priestess, don't...
Won't you forgive me?
You want me to really damage your face?
I want her face scratched to hell
Is this it?
Yes!
Come on!
I'm one of you!
Who are you?
Lotus?
Run away!
Don't be afraid, Buddha'll protect us, good will win
You better let her go!
Hands off!
Or I'll blow you up
I'll come back and fight later
Come back!
I'm going to eat him first
You can lick me but no kissing!
Did I save the wrong girl?
You'd better turn over a new leaf
I will!
I better take you back you can't be tamed!
I'm back!
I'm off!
Sister, run!
Jade!
Jade!
You witch, still dare to call my fighting 'games'?
Next time I'll blow up your nest!
Jade!
We're far away from it now
It doesn't matter how far we go
Why?
What are you two up to back there?
My urn of ashes is in the hands of the Priestess
Under the 1,000 year old tree at daybreak...
My soul will have to return there
I promise you I'll find your urn of ashes
Don't depend on me to help
Concentrate on flying!
Be careful!
What did you just say?
You're going to back out now?
I do one thing, something else happens, it never ends
So what?
I'll never be able to work out my payment!
Add you stupidity plus my naivete and intelligence
You should also add
your greediness and heartlessness
In the end you're just jealous of me!
Jealous of you?
You two are always in an hot embrace
I never get a chance!
I don't know what type of monk you are, but I'm also human
I need love too!
I'm only doing this to save someone
Stop fighting! The Priestess isn't easy to handle
I don't think I'll ever get away
Fong, just pretend this never happened
I'll go by myself!
Stop putting it on I won't help you
If you're going to help him, move!
Even if he begs me I won't go
But if you beg me I may consider it
Well, take your time then
Hey!
Fong, what're you going to do?
Get your urn of ashes then save Master
That would be suicide!
Give yourself a break
It's none of your business!
Look what you've done to me
If not for you I wouldn't be in this mess
I saved you, and you're blaming me?
You can't fight me how can you help me?
I'm not afraid I'm not afraid
It's getting light I can't stop you
No one'll help me I'll have to help myself
Take care
I knew I'd find you!
So many urns! How to find hers?
Let's look together
I don't need your help I can't afford you
The likely ones go on this side
I wonder which one contains Lotus's ashes?
None of your business!
Smart ass!
This might be
Or, this could be too
It's so big! Lotus wasn't so fat
It goes on that side
How am I going to carry all of these?
Want me to get
a horse and cart?
Forget it, I can't afford it
Just for you, I won't charge
Abracadabra, show the way!
Look and see if it's in that urn
It really is Lotus! We found it!
Put it away then!
Tree Devil, how dare you belittle me!
I'm going to burn you up
Then let's see what you can do?
The old monk!
I've found your Master
Bring him down please!
Okay!
How is he?
I can't tell!
His eyes are swollen
Master!
Move your Master I'm going to burn the tree
It's raining let's get out of the rain
If it doesn't stop raining, we'll run
I'm angry we didn't burn that old witch!
Master Are your alright, Master!
Master, your eyes!
Fong!
You finally made it
Fong, someone else is here who is it?
It's me sir
The nice young man
you met at the market
Good, you decided to change
your ways, and join us
Yes
I'm not as greedy as you think
We should be safe here
There's an inn over there we can rest awhile
Okay!
Wait!
Why?
What's the matter, Master?
They're here!
Who is?
Those filthy ones!
What filthy ones?
Fong!
Lotus, it's Lotus!
Lotus!
I'll take care of her
Don't Master she helped us
She's on our side!
Really?
Lotus, I found your urn of ashes
Hold on, there's another one
Fong...
Don't believe her she's a fake!
Fong, don't believe her I'm the real one
Which one's real?
How do I know?
Which is the real one, Master?
How should I know?
Fong, don't believe her, Fong...
Reveal yourself!
Stupid monk!
It's the Tree Devil!
Lotus
Fong!
Fong!
How come we're still in Orchid Temple?
We never managed to escape
the Tree Devil's grasp!
I know where Fong is You must go quickly
Of course you know where he is!
You lied to us from the beginning
Now you're trying to trap us
My soul's always been with my urn of ashes
Like you, I was set up by the Priestess
Rubbish, you expect me to believe you?
I'm going to break your urn
and disperse your spirit so you won't do more harm
I never lied to you
You think I let the Tree Devil take Fong on purpose?
Yin, don't you believe me?
Demon, I'm going to destroy you
Master, let's get the old one and let this one go
Go!
Go on!
Fong is in Orchid Temple go and save him
Let's go
You dropped your abacus
Forget it, I'll never make money on this job
Let's go and save Fong
Right
Master, the devil hurt by you...
...is now recovering.
Fong!
Fong, where is he?
Over there!
Can't you see he's hanging up there
Little monk, I'm going to suck your energy
Then I'll sell you to the Mountain Devil
You'll never be able to reincarnate
and you'll rot in hell!
Butterfly...
You can't even handle this monk you're useless
Priestess, I can do it!
I'll seduce him, just you watch!
Lotus!
How dare you come back!
Priestess, I'll finish her off
No, I came for forgiveness...
I brought the other two back with me
They're hiding behind the grass
Damn her, she's sold us out
You witch, how dare you betray us
I should've destroyed your urn!
The underworld is invincible!
Abandon law and order!
Heaven and earth move lend your powers!
Stars scatter ...sword fly!
Cover the skies!
Oh my gold!
I'll hold them back!
The light of Buddha shines!
Butterfly!
Priestess, help me!
You're wounded, you're useless now
I need your energy
You old Tree Devil you devour your own people!
No matter how powerful you are
Or that you're in human form you're still a demon
Go to hell, take my spell
Soldiers of wind and fire show your power
Why did you betray my Master and Yin?
How else could I distract the Priestess and save you?
My manuscript!
Stars scatter!
Heaven and earth move lend your power
The Mountain Devil...
The Mountain Devil will come, run quickly
You go first!
Butterfly!
Fong!
Come on, Lotus
Butterfly!
You were right leave with the monk
At least you won't end up like this
I was wrong too! I shouldn't trust them!
Otherwise, I won't be a wandering ghost!
Quick, help me!
Butterfly... Help me!
Butterfly!
Let's go Lotus! Come on!
Come with your Master!
We can't get away like this step on my cloak!
Onto my cloak
Master, wait for Lotus
She's a demon don't be seduced by her
Fong!
Lotus, quickly, Lotus!
Fong!
Lotus!
Fong!
Fong!
Lotus?
Lotus
Fong, I'm over here!
Lotus, your urn of ashes!
Old monk, your student is down here...
Don't you go back to save him?
Soldiers of fire and wind
come, come, come
Buddha be merciful
Master!
Come on up
You kill the tree devil and I bring you all to hell
Mountain devil is coming!
Thank you for saving me sir
I was only trying to save my student
Master, Lotus is really...
Forget it, there's one hour before daybreak
Once it's light we'll be fine
Come to hell with me, you can't escape!
Master, we won't make it!
Yin, let's break a path through it
Right! Heaven and earth move
Lend your powers The light of Buddha!
We won't make it
I'll use all my life force to fight it
Come on!
Fong, is it light yet?
Not yet, Master
He's made the skies dark
we're in his clutches
You take care of the monk I'll distract him
You're no match for them
I'll find a way
Yin!
Mountain Devil
I've destroyed your bastard sister
Are you afraid to show yourself?
I'll destroy you!
The spell exerts itself!
Here I come!
He's gone!
What can you do?
Master Fong.
Your body'll hold the Gold Buddha's energy
I'll send you above the clouds to absorb the sun's rays
Master, you'll bleed to death!
Concentrate!
Master, Master
Are you alright, Master!
Let me go!
You'll die if you go up there!
If I don't, you'll all die
Monk, if I don't come back
Please bury my urn of ashes properly for me
Lotus, we're all depending on you
Lotus!
Lotus
We keep trying to be apart
Yet we end up together!
But where we're going is not for you
I know why I've to go don't worry!
What're you doing?
I'm afraid I might let go of you
Untie yourself!
If I let go, you'll fall down!
Take care of yourself first!
My eyes!
The sun!
I'm out of breath!
Wow! I fell so far and I'm not hurt!
Lotus
Hey, help me out!
This is what I get for being kind!
Lotus... Lotus!
Lotus!
Lotus!
Lotus!
It's a shame your spirit is dispersed
Is this what one gets for being kind
I hope good will come to you in the end
Fong
Lotus, Lotus
I thought I'd never see you again!
Take my urn of ashes with you
and I'll leave here too
Who are you talking to?
All that is left is this red ribbon!
You mean her spirit dispersed?
Yes!
I must go now hope we meet again
We've got to go too bye for now
Goodbye
Let's go, Master
Fong, why're you walking so fast?
I can't find Lotus's urn of ashes!
Really?
Lotus, let's get to know each other better
You reap what you sow stealing is wrong
I put the ashes inside my gourd
Fong!
Fong!
I'll find you wherever you're gone!
Fong, where are you taking me?
The demon said there's no heaven
Is that true?
Stop talking and do something
Help me up!
Sure!