A Chinese Ghost Story III (1991) - full transcript

Watch out for the devil!

Yin!

Yin!

Prajna paramita!

She is here!

I'll take care of her, come on

Watch out!

I saw it

This Tree Devil is very powerful

Now its energy is gone!

Let me freeze it with the power from my palm



But it will resurrect in a hundred year's time

Hocus pocus!

Prajna paramita!

Master, we've finally found Kwan Bo County...

It's just over...

There? Over there?

Look at your map

Hey... it's flown away

Where's it gone?

We'll get to Kwan Bo County if we head west

Master, there's rain clouds coming

Let's find shelter

Alright

Let's go...



There's a place to hide

Buddha, please make the rain go

so we can get on our way

Master, I'm not thirsty you drink it

It's bad luck!

Go!

Gentlemen!

I didn't even recognize the skull

Give me my money back!

He's a master swordsman!

The man with the money should go on ahead!

Run, run!

It's a tragedy, tragedy!

Master, there's a killer outside, he's...

Here?

Thank god I got my money back!

I've been saving if those thieves took it...

It's a bit cold, isn't it?

Money is illusion why kill for it?

Be merciful, or you will pay for your deeds

Merciful? You don't have to make a living

I worked hard for this money!

You want to fight?

Master!

It's only a hoe

Fong, dust to dust ashes to ashes...

Go and bury the bodies

This guy's really shifty, the gold...

Stop talking and start working

I'm soaked! Don't mind if I light a fire?

Master, the bodies are in pieces

Do I bury hands with hands and legs with legs?

No, be sure to bury whole corpses

I'm not sure that's possible

Alcohol keeps out the cold Want some?

Let's all get warmer

You stupid fool!

Fire! Fire

Master, is this how you punish him?

Rubbish, I'm not an arsonist!

I'm sorry, we all make mistakes

I've made you lose your shelter

The market is just ahead! We're all wanderers

We don't bear grudges See you later

I've put the bodies back together again

But there's one finger left

With my expertise I don't bother with fingers

Maybe someone else did it

Are there other chopped up bodies?

This is common fighting ground may die...

Enjoy putting them back together

Oh! It's getting dark

Ghost Festival sword and weapons for sale

Help! Murder!

You hit me! Stay there!

This sword is the latest style!

Do you think I'm buying jewelry?

Who hit me? Show yourself and fight!

Who hit someone?

What's happening?

Make way! Police passing through, make way!

Police passing, make way!

What's going on here?

I don't know

Forget it then

Hey, stop staring at me!

It's nothing, nothing's wrong!

Come look at our swords, sir

It's Ghost Festival!

The human race has stooped to new lows

How can we Buddhists redeem their souls?

I really don't know

With my wisdom, I can save them

But my body's feeling very weak

Let's find an inn

get some food and sleep

Buddha meditated facing a wall for 3 years

and you complain after no food for one day

For penance, chant 5,000 times

to purity the mind

Right!

Look, food, let's eat then purity my mind

His braings in his stomach!

That cretin

I'll kill him for 15 dollars

It was only 10 dollars last time, why more?

Because I'm a better

swordsman now

So you say, but how good?

Beef brisket and noodles!

Hey, I never ordered that

Are you saying I made a mistake?

Orders returned are charged double!

What do you want?

I told you I didn't order it!

More of them than us okay, take it away

It's just a misunderstanding

As I improve my price will rise again

If you don't like it find someone else

For that price I need some sort of sample

You want me to show off? No problem! You want to see sample?

Sir, spare us some food?

I bet you my head

No, get lost!

Fong

My sword's a bit long, I'm sorry!

We shouldn't stay here, let's go!

Every time I see you there's trouble

Brother

and more trouble now

with that lump of gold!

Master, there's shelter ahead

It's a Temple

Orchid Temple

The entrance is over there

They've gone inside

But Orchid Temple's haunted wait till dawn

Yes, let's wait!

Dawn? What if someone else gets it?

Hey, you lead! Me?

A ghost got my fool, run!

Run!

It's a bit draughty in here, Master

Don't be afraid, let me tell you

Orchid Temple is haunted

What? Haunted...

Master, Master!

Fong, stop stepping on my heels

I just want you to know I'm behind you

If you're so scared sleep outside the door

It's pouring outside

Master, if it's really haunted...

I don't mind if we carry on walking

Fong, we have Gold Buddha to protect us

No one will dare come in

So we won't have to worry about it being stolen

We'll just stay overnight

Shall we satisfy the God of Hunger?

You beg the ghosts to spare you some food

Funny, I've forgotten what I've just said!

Who said a ghost got his foot? Was it you?

No Was it you?

No He did!

If it got you, how come you could run so fast?

There's a woman singing, up there

Sister, it's raining so hard outside

I wonder how long before they come inside

We're here!

So many men!

Women! They're beautiful!

Smells so good

Don't go, so beautiful!

Come on

There are more!

They're so ugly!

The one in the middle's the prettiest

She's so old!

The one next to her's beautiful

Priestress, there are so many I'll help Lotus

Alright, that way I won't have to wait so long

These men're already trapped who needs your help?

I thought you'd be quicker it took you ages

They're already ours so what's the rush?

Take your clothes off she's coming

I'm taking the prettiest one

Hands off!

Your skins so soft

Give me a kiss!

Go to hell

There're all kinds of games want to try?

Something in the water bit me. What is it?

What is it? Let's go!

What's happening? Let's go, they're demons

What's that sound, Master?

The ghosts are out

What shall I do? Master

Watch the Gold Buddha and stay

I'm going to catch the demons!

Don't come near me I have a Gold Buddha

You're powerful you hide even from me!

Show your true selves! Stars scatter!

Still able to hide it's powerful!

Priestess, what about that monk?

Don't worry!

He maybe powerful but he's no match for me

We'll play with them awhile You seduce the little monk

Priestess, let me go I can handle him

You're not experienced enough

when it comes to men

Priestess, I know exactly what you mean

You don't want her wasting your time

Let me bring him back to you quickly

Sorry

I forgot your cover was damaged

You got all wet

I'll say some prayers as penance later

I know you have great powers

If we really meet a... ghost

Please help me destroy whatever it is

Buddha!

Oh no!

Help, there's a ghost!

A ghost chasing her? That means she's not a ghost

Help!

Ghost!

Lady!

Lady!

There's a ghost! Ghosts!

I'm so afraid!

I'm so scared, please help me!

I can see flesh! Where is the ghost?

Let me hide behind you!

Look there's something moving over there

Hold me tight!

Your leg

Feel my heart it's beating so rapidly!

Come on!

I break my vows if I'm near a woman!

Let's pray together

it'll keep the ghosts away

Don't pray now let's do something else!

Let me go, or I'll break my vows!

Did you know, you're my first man?

Let me help you undress

What? Undress?

Hey wait, my shoe!

If Master sees me like this

He'll never believe I was saving your life!

No! I must pray

Where're my prayer books?

Where're my prayer books?

Fire! Come and save me!

How did it catch fire?

My clothes are on fire!

Take your clothes off!

Fire, help!

Stop undressing They're not burning now!

I must, I'm afraid of fire!

But I'll see everything

Lady

Hey, monk... has the fire gone out?

It was so dangerous!

My clothes are all burnt, what to do?

Cover yourself with my robe

You're so kind!

Put it on quickly, I won't watch

I tripped on your clothes

Stop or I won't be able to control myself!

I'm a bad girl Are you as bad as me?

I thought you were being chased by a ghost?

Ghost? Here's your ghost! Come and get me

This is fun!

But it didn't last long!

Lucky I prayed in time

Or I would've done that "stuff" with you

Hey, monk...

What would you have done? Tell me

I said means I want... I want means I desire...

I desire means I'll do...

If I do, I'll never stay a monk!

No, I must pray

Stop praying, help me up

Quick!

I'll help you up

But you promise not to come too close

Damn I saw it!

Aren't you interested in me at all?

Interested? In what way?

All men are interested in this!

Don't take off my pants

It's strange! Your head aches when I pray

You weren't being chased by a ghost!

You are a ghost!

I'm going to get you!

It's really haunted I'm scared!

I better run!

Come over here!

Reveal your true form!

You're mine

Reveal yourself!

Stupid monk, why've you stopped praying?

Go, if Master returns you'll never escape!

Why are you letting me go?

I'm giving you a chance to reform

So you can reincarnate as a good person

I'm evil! I'll never change

Hey, my robe!

If you want it, get it yourself!

It serves you right!

Help me, quick help me!

Go on, scram!

Waiting for me to hit you?

Hey, my robe!

Still playing games with me!

Master! You appeared so suddenly!

Fong, what're you doing here half naked?

It's too hot I came outside to cool down

Hot? Where's the Gold Buddha?

It's inside, it's just fine!

Well, did you see anything untoward?

No way, not with the Gold Buddha here

No ghost would dare come near

Even if it did it wouldn't get away!

And did you find anything?

That demon is quite something

Anyway

we're staying only one night

and leaving tomorrow with the Gold Buddha

So we'd better get some rest

Or we'll be tired tomorrow

Okay...

I'll capture them sooner or later

Your senses are impure that's why you're hot

Take the Gold Buddha out and pray

Take the Gold Buddha out?

Pray all night

in front of it

On my own?

Why, you want me to keep you company?

No, no!

Okay, let's go inside!

Will you stop that If Master sees it, I've had it!

Fong

Good morning Master

Bring the Buddha, we're leaving

Okay

Darn, he'll find out sooner or later

Please help me find the Gold Buddha!

What did you say?

Nothing, just saying my prayers

Fong

I'm glad the Buddha's safe

Or there's no point in going to lmperial Temple

That's right!

Master, if we leave like this now

It's not quite right

Since you know Orchid Temple is haunted

Shouldn't we stay

and get rid of the demons?

I remember a certain old monk

Sort of say in some manuscript

"If no one goes to hell

and we don't go to hell

Who will go to hell?"

You're a monk

and you don't know which manuscript!

I've always had a bad memory

But leaving like this is irresponsible

You're right! I'll stay and catch the demons

You take the Buddha to lmperial Temple

Right, I'll go

Fong, are you alright?

Yes

after praying all night my mind is pure

But my stomach is even purer

and now in the sun, I feel faint

Are you saying that...

You're sick?

I'll be fine Master I'll overcome it

I'll make it

I'm getting there it's getting better...

No it's not working... I'm going to faint

I think you're hungry

I'll beg for food

My student does not behave like a monk

Buddha be merciful!

Gold Buddha I'd better find you today!

Haven't slept all night I feel faint

I'll find the Buddha and get Master to leave

Or when he's out

she'll come for me again

and it'll be another sleepless night!

Snake!

What now? Oh no!

I only have a day left

Buddha, have mercy, help Fong

Buddha!

Look this blade cuts heads off like slicing melons

Really? Let's try it on your head

Please be merciful put down your knives

Get lost

Give me something

Shove off!

You monks always lecturing people

You're ruining our business

Get lost!

Give me the money you owe me

I don't have any money

Give my money back!

No money? What's all that on the ground?

That's my money!

It's mine now

Since when did I owe you money?

When you asked me to do the job

What job?

I don't know you

Exactly, he doesn't know you!

The money's mine

I don't know him

Go to hell

Sir, how do you know the money's yours?

He's right, prove it's yours and you can have it!

Right, you said it you better mean it

Abracadabra...

Rise...

Money, money, are you mine?

Ah! It's black magic!

Let's go!

You also follow Buddha you should do good

Not concern yourself with money

How else would you get any alms?

I wouldn't accept that sort of money

No? Then leave

At least I earn my money

You wander around begging for food

You're just a beggar in disguise!

Money is only illusion

You can't get what's not yours

Monk, is this your doing?

Mercy, Buddha is merciful

You're a fake, monk! Admit your pranks!

There must be a way

to break his spell!

Hey, don't go! Don't go!

My money!

Another fruitless job

Damn monk!

It's getting dark!

What shall I tell Master?

I'll say the snakes took it

How could the snakes take it?

Right, I'll say the ghosts took it

The Gold Buddha repels ghosts impossible!

I'll tell him the truth

That'll be Master

I didn't mean it Master I just dropped it!

Master, actually...

It's you?

It's you again?

What are you doing here?

If you don't go how'll I make a living?

Darn! Let me rest for one night okay?

The way you live don't you feel like a whore?

Perhaps if you were human making a living

But you're a ghost why a slut too?

Am I a slut?

Anyone who strips a guy's pants off is a slut!

What are you looking for?

The Gold Buddha...

I don't know where it... The Gold Buddha?

Why're you getting so close?

I had enough fun last night!

It's only down there

Don't come so close to me!

You think I don't want to?

I can't leave till the Gold Buddha's found

I'll help you

The Gold Buddha's very powerful

Aren't you afraid?

There's no other way

If you don't leave I'll have to move!

That's a point!

Let's go together!

Last night you surprised me and I fell

I dropped the Gold Buddha somewhere here

Don't step on my clothes

If they fall off you'll say I was stripping

Where is it?

Snakes! I forgot to say there're snakes here

Where?

Over there!

Where?

Stop it, my head aches!

I'm only praying very softly

Go upstairs you're getting in the way

With you here I'll never find it!

Go on!

You're right

Mind the snakes

Snakes! Lots of snakes!

The Gold Buddha! I found it!

Where is it?

Over there, help me

There're many snakes

I didn't tell you to kill them

How did this happen? What will I say?

How can I put it back together?

I've been bitten by a snake It hurts!

Help!

I don't want to kill you, go!

Are you alright?

I've been poisoned

What shall we do?

Suck the venom out with your mouth

Please, quick

I can feel the venom... I feel faint

Is that alright?

That's fine, thank you

It's okay, anyway your wound isn't real

Then why did you swallow the blood?

To keep you happy

The wound isn't real but the venom is!

You're right, that means...

I'll help you suck it out

No, that means mouth to mouth

You'll die once

the venom takes effect

Pretend I'm not a woman

Then who are you?

Pretend I'm your Master

He would never do this

Pretend I'm your mother

I've never met my mother Try someone I've seen

How about him?

Him?

Okay

Whatever

What are you doing?

Sucking the venom

What did you stick in my stomach?

My tongue

Why stick your tongue in my stomach?

To suck out the venom!

There's still some left in you

Really?

Is your heart beating rapidly?

Yes!

Does your whole body feel hot?

Yes

Do you feel sweaty your head ache?

Yes

That's the effect of the venom

We have to carry on

I'd rather die

Don't die here

Or you'll become

one of us

Okay, come on

Hang on

Are you ready?

Yes... why didn't you stick your tongue inside?

No! There's no venom I was lying

How dare you deceive an honest man

It's because of you I dropped the Buddha

Look how I treat you Is this my thanks?

I'm a monk! I have rules to follow

You keep seducing me You're trouble!

Really?

From what you say isn't it a bore being a monk?

You can't do what every man wants to do

Don't you feel deprived being a monk?

Deprived?

I never had anything to lose

The priority is to fix the Buddha...

So when Master comes back we can leave

Don't set your clothes on fire again!

Why're you a monk

if it's such hard work?

The first person I set eyes on was Master

My first clothes were monk's robes...

What else can I be except a monk...

Do I have a choice?

You're grown up now you can choose

I've been with Master for years

He's family...

Why'd my parents

leave me in a monastery

I'd like to know what my parents look like...

So that if I ever met them...

I could avoid them

Don't fall off! Don't fall off!

Your life is better than mine was...

At least you have a Master!

Were you an orphan too?

No...

I was sold as soon as I was born

Whoever bought me became my parents

Finally a rich man took me as his 2nd wife

I was murdered by his mistress

and buried here

That's the first time I've told this story

I way lying

I'm glad it's a lie

If it were true it would be tragic

So in comparison

you're free now

Not being sold again and again...

Pity you're a ghost we could've been friends

Aren't we friends now?

Little monk

could you get close to anyone else?

I don't know

Do you think I'm beautiful?

I don't know

Oh no, Master's returned, run away!

Fong, what are you doing?

Master, I'm just repairing the stairs...

Wait outside, it's almost done

The feeling of evil is stronger today

Master, you can't go inside

Why?

There are snakes inside

Snakes?

My powers protect and make me immune to venom...

Snakes don't come near me

She must be gone by now!

The demons are close by

Fong

Why're you holding a comb?

I bought it to...

comb my eyebrows It looks great...

You want to try it?

Shave your eyebrows and you won't need a comb

Where's the Gold Buddha?

It's over there Master, see it?

Fong, close all the windows

Why close them?

To stop the demons entering

Very clever, Master!

Thank God, Master didn't run into her!

Fong, bring me the gold paint

Okay

Oh, it was on the table

Your gold paint

Oh no, it's finished, Master

I haven't written on all the windows yet...

Bring out all our holy objects

Seal all the entrances

Oh no!

Fong, what is it? Did you see something?

It's just that I haven't eaten all day...

I'm feeling a big faint...

Master, let me help you

I found you some food

get it from my bag

The ghosts will come from this direction...

But we've run out of holy objects

There's a gap over there...

Why don't you hang it up there?

This is where the evil's the strongest

I'll repel it

Master, some ghost took your beads!

Strange, how could a ghost take my beads?

I'll get rid of all of them!

Help!

Fong is in trouble!

Little monk!

You shameless demon!

Help! Help

Help me! Master! Help! Master!

Mercy shrouds the world!

Help me!

The stars will scatter!

Fong, listen to me...

Go back and bring me my holy objects

Right!

Mercy is boundless!

Help! I'm up here!

I warned you not to play with that staff

Help!

Are you alright?

Get it away from me!

How come you are... so cold?

Ghosts get cold before they fade away!

Leave me alone, I have to rest...

Otherwise I won't survive as a ghost

Right, I'll go and save Master then

It doesn't look like you can move

Have you recovered? I must go and save Master

Hush!

It feels cold! What's happening?

One of my sisters is here

Good. I'll ask her to help you!

No, we hate each other

If you bring her here we'll both be in trouble

So what can we do?

I can smell a human

Let's have a look

Don't worry, I have the staff

There's no time

Oh, it's you!

Are you surprised?

Fooling around behind the Priestess's back?

How dare you disobey her orders?

Why do you look so ill?

Maybe you're the one fooling around!

Are you bitching because you feel guilty?

I helped the Priestess fight the two monks...

and I got wounded...

Come over and help me...

Why should I help you?

Just because you're her pet

You put on these airs...

I'm sorry, I have no time

What was that?

Someone's hiding behind me

Who?

The little monk

Really?

Trying to trick me into helping you?

No chance! I'd never help you!

Why don't you stay and wait for the Priestess

You're so cunning...

Trying to delay me

from helping the Priestess...

I won't tall for your tricks...

Let's go

That was a bit bluff...

If she'd believed you I'd be dead

But if we didn't hate each other...

You wouldn't have had to hide

So you change your story as it pleases you?

Fong!

I can't take you further I must save Master...

You be on your way

Fong

What?

I was called Lotus when I was alive

Why're you telling me? I won't be visiting you...

and you won't be visiting me...

Man and ghost can't be together...

and even if you were human it'd be hopeless

Because monks and women can't be together

Remember, be more careful in future

If you meet any other monks

they won't give you a chance

Take care of yourself!

Damn monk, think you're the most powerful?!

Tree Devil, you kill innocents and insult God...

I'm going to capture you

That will be your punishment

Punishment? You mean I will reap what I sow?

Exactly! Those are the karmic rules

Don't you know wicked people

are buried with honour

Their deeds enshrined in books and songs!

But when dead

they suffer in hell

Hell is only as dark as the human world

Only the powerful and ruthless thrive

There's still time to change your ways, bald monk!

I've been to hell so I know

Maybe you should go and see for yourself!

Master! Your staff!

But I used it to pin down the other ghost!

The dark deep underworld arise!

There is no justice!

Master!

Evil will win, and never fatter!

Fong, give me the Gold Buddha!

Right!

I forgot to tell you it's broken!

Now you tell me!

Master!

Fong, ride my staff with the Buddha

Get it fixed

then come and save me

Master!

Master!

Fong!

Who is it?

Show yourself!

Leave quickly the Priestess will be back soon!

Is it Lotus?

Follow my cloak!

You can't fight the Priestess

Don't look back just move forward

Remember not to look back

Never come back!

Never come back!

It's getting light

Come and look, brand new weapons

Come and look

You're from Shaolin Temple? Special price!

I have no money

Who shall I ask?

We use real iron

I'll think about it

For every $10 spent a free horseshoe!

I'll give you two

I'm only here to beg for food

Beg for food? Get lost!

The world's corrupt it's hard to find honesty

Let me help you!

Little monk, this place is bad go elsewhere

Brother, you're a blacksmith aren't you?

Not much longer

A decent man can't survive here

Will you do business with me?

I don't sell weapons

I don't want weapons I need repairs

Have a look

You crazy?

If it's seen, you'll be dead

Put it away!

Please help me, it's an emergency!

Is this Buddha yours or did you steal it?

Do I look like a thief?

Alright then, I'll do a good deed

You are so kind

Thank you

I thought you were going to

fix the Gold Buddha?

What Gold Buddha? I didn't see any

What Gold Buddha? You just threw it in there!

Leave me alone

I don't want your business, scram!

Give it back... I need it to save someone

Give my Gold Buddha back!

Help!

Give it back, or I'll kill you!

I'm being beaten up by a monk!

I don't want trouble

but he stole my Gold Buddha

Gold?

Not gold, just my Buddha

Search him, maybe he's carrying more gold

I'm not, I'm not...

Get him!

Get him!

What the hell?

It's the little monk!

It's you? They stole something from me

Let's go!

Do you want me to help you?

Yes

Your Master owes me $10...

With this, it's a total of $15

They... they stole my Gold Buddha

Gold? Hang on...

Makes it more pricey an extra 300

Plus a bowl of noodles

that's $320

But I have no money!

Goodbye!

But my Master has some

That makes it okay! I won't cheat you, let's go

Quickly!

Calm down!

It's them!

Brothers... They're here

...that Gold Buddha is mine...

It should be returned to it's rightful owner

Who says? Finders keepers

just because you've got a big sword

There are more of us!

Attack!

Let's melt it, goodbye Gold Buddha!

The Gold Buddha!

Oh no, it's melted!

You're amazing?

What's amazing?

Isn't it hot?

I wonder if it still has any powers?

Master is in real trouble now

Don't be negative there's always a way

Little monk...

Let's go and get money from your Master

But I haven't worked out how to save him

That's easy

Hire me to help you save him

I'll give you a special discount, 2 times $300

What do you think?

Forget it, no deal

Get out of my way! I'll kill you!

Don't you want to save your Master?

Of course I do

Then you have to pay me

But I have no money

Will you do it on credit?

Sure! It's a big deal

Wonton noodles!

Hey, you look like you're starving

Have some noodles!

I told you I have no money

It's okay, I'll keep a tab

You'll have to pay up when it reaches $1,000

Don't worry

As long as I'm around it'll be fine

Hey, I don't even know your name

My name's Yin

That's quite a name

It was someone else's name

a high Priest

I begged him to take me in as his student

But he said he didn't like people

and refused to teach me!

You see, he's really stubborn!

Maybe if you ask again he'll change his mind

He's dead now!

He was antisocial

so had no friends

Not even money to buy a coffin!

I've learnt my lesson money before everything!

Why's that?

With money you can be whatever you want!

What do you want to be?

A rich Yin!

And what do you want to be?

A good man!

A good man? Like my namesake?

Living a lonely life

You think good reaps good?

All good men end like that!

Help! A ghost!

Someone's in trouble!

Don't worry, it's her!

Help, help! Open the door!

There's a ghost after me!

Hey, it's me, hey...

Ghost... help me

Hey, she's on our side... it's me...

I've been waiting for you it's Fong...

You can stop all the dancing around...

Hey, stop it, stop it

Stop it?!

Who are you?

I'm so scared!

Come over here

I don't get it Explain what you're doing

I can't, it's all a mistake

Something over there's moving!

Yes... I know a ghost's after you

Then you must protect me!

I know you need protection

But we're not suited to each other

Why?

I mean... I don't mean you're not pretty...

To be honest... Please don't get angry, but I...

I don't go for your type that's all

I prefer a longer face slight buck teeth

Maybe that much taller than me

If you know her

go and ask her to come here

Be careful not to burn your clothes

You're so bad

You want a manage a trios?

What's that?

You studious types are so naughty

Hey, come over here!

Lady, just hang on a moment

Wait here, I'm just going over for a chat

What's the matter?

She's not right for you but she is for me...

I don't want your money

I'll have her instead

No way!

What, you've undressed her?

No need to undress let's do it like this!

Give that to me!

No, the clothes are stuck to my hands!

I said no, I don't know her!

Come on!

Another piece of clothing?

You don't know her but you remove her underwear?!

Put it on, put it on!

I don't care, I want her!

I'm paying you instead

I don't want money!

I don't want money, I want her!

No!

Hey, what're you doing?

Hey, now about if I pay you?

Look, I'm giving you a good deal!

Just stop it, it's been decided

I'm sorry Miss!

It's the first time I've played this game!

I'm sorry to bother you...

Remember, long face slight buck teeth when she smiles...

About 6 inches taller than me, thanks!

What a waste you didn't even ask her name

How can we find her again?

We're here to save my Master

Not do that sort of thing

If you want it so much

come back another time

Don't worry, I will!

Help! Help!

I'll go! I'm going!

Help!

It's you! Why are you back here?

I'm so glad it's finally your turn!

These ghosts are beauties...

...she's even better

I almost mistook the last girl for you!

Who was here?

Your sister!

Anymore sisters?

We'll be discovered here let's go upstairs

Right

There's no one else! Going to keep here for yourself?

Hey. What are you doing?

What?

What are you doing?

Pretending to be intimate!

Pretending to be intimate?

He's Yin, I've employed him to help save Master

She's Lotus

Hey, what are you doing?

Pretending to be intimate

You don't have to as well stand aside and watch!

I don't trust you

Damn monk, if you can why can't I?

Don't use business as an excuse for pleasure

Do you think I want this?

I'm a reluctant victim too

We're not looking very convincing

Let's get into bed!

Into bed?

Into bed? If you won't do it, I will!

You won't go to be! I will!

How come I can't?

Come on

It's better if you're on top

Let's make it clear no more praying!

I'll try my best, what next?

Next we kiss!

Undaunted by the misty fog

Behind the mystery is a sweet surprise

Dashing through the sun and moon

Dancing to the beat of the gong

Nothing can dempen my chivalry

Stop the noise this a serious business

Nothing can stop my will to strike again

Do you know where Master is?

The priestess's got him

but I don't know where

How can we get her to come here?

There's a bell on my ankle

She'll answer it if she hers it ring

A bell?

So why don't you ring it?

Don't stop, or they might suspect us, carry on!

Don't stick your tongue into my stomach!

I won't, we'll just kiss!

That's okay!

I can't bear it

I'm going for a walk!

Hey, don't go!

I can't be bothered to watch

Yin, where are you going?

For a walk!

You can't go, stay here

Go away

What will I do if you go?

I can't bear watching you two

Young student!

Let me come in

She's so scared!

What's that got to do with you? It's Butterfly!

You wait here, I'll handle her

Don't go, the two of us are rivals

Even better, then there won't be any bickering

You're really a pain in the neck

Carry on like this and I won't pay you

Don't mention money I haven't seen a cent yet

Where's the money? Huh?

Hush!

Lotus, lend me some money

so I can pay him

Just so I can shut him up!

I don't want money he wants me to take it

I'm happy with alternatives

You can talk, but touch her

See, if you don't help me he won't help me

So you've got to help me

You two are trouble, I'm going

Let me protect you

Forget it!

So you got thrown out too?

No such luck

Those two fought over me

If not for the fact they've got more friends coming

I would have left ages ago

Don't stand here, go in and help

Lady, we students love playing games

Let's have some fun!

Okay!

I said you weren't my type

Don't hang around

Open up, open the door

I have no time for you

I don't believe I'm less attractive than Lotus!

You can't force your way in!

I want you to fancy me

Seduce me, I'm easy to seduce!

Can't we talk a bit first?

I can't wait

You have no hair! You're a monk!

You're that old monk's student?

Fong, come up!

Demon, take my spell!

Soldiers of wind and fire heed the spell is cast!

Heaven and earth move lend me your powers!

Wow!

Follow her!

Damn, she's got my sword

You like playing games? I'll kill you

Belittling me? Let's see who wins!

Little monk, I've been waiting for you to save your Master

I was wondering who you'd find to help you

and you get a midget

with a giant's sword

You want to amuse me so I die happy?

Old witch

careful you'll die laughing

Do something quickly!

I haven't begun my chanting yet

Don't scare me

It's too late to look for a spell now! Shut up!

Let's bet

Yin, chop this side first

Chop...

They keep multiplying cast any old spell

What spell? I can't even open my manuscript

I'm going!

Trying to escape?

You coward!

I'll help you get away Lotus!

Come on!

I almost missed you two

Bastard, you ran away you've no loyalty

I was sacrificing myself to distract her

But she didn't fall for it what can I do?

So that means I get sacrificed instead?

Stop arguing Let's get out of Orchid Temple

Let's hide

I can't let the Priestess see me here

We'll work together

and distract him!

Hey, catch!

Going to fight me with your little games?

My little games will kill you

Is that all you're capable of?

That wasn't for real

but my next move is!

Miraculous armour, go!

You decide to change your clothes now?

I'm off

Trying to trick her again?

Let's go!

Priestess, you've been wounded!

How could we let him get away!

Did he think he could hurt me?

You won't get me!

Keep running away like that

and even if you save me...

I'll die of fright!

This is strategy do you understand?

At least you could have warned me

I'm saving you and all you do is complain...

You still owe me money where's the money?

Lotus

I mentioned borrowing some money, I...

Not now, I've got to be careful when I get back

Why don't you leave Orchid Temple with us?

Your situation's dangerous; don't go back...

Why not leave with us?

You can be a ghost anywhere

No, I'm used to this

I suffered before

I prefer living day by day

Not like you

not knowing what tomorrow will bring

It doesn't matter not knowing

Don't try and change my mind!

Here I live well and dress well

I'm not related to you

What place do I have following you around?

I can't talk anyone I have to go

Forget about me

She said we don't know where we're going

She's right

Let's take care of ourselves first

That means we forget about her

You said it

Jade, is the Priestess back yet?

The Priestess?

No

Then start combing my hair

If she comes back say I never went out

What's wrong?

Nothing... I'll miss you

In two days I'll marry the Mountain Devil

Whatever happens you're always my sister

I'll talk to the Priestess

someone else can marry him

Then we can stay together

Lotus, I really love you

I believed

that when you went out

you were a good girl

Tell me where they are hiding?

Priestess, forgive me I was wrong

Forgive you?

Tell me, how should I punish her?

Jade, you tell me

Why don't we, don't we...

Marry her to the Mountain Devil

Jade, you?

Sold when you're alive and sold when you're dead

That Demon has many concubines

You'll suffer!

You betrayed me! Cut off her hair

What a waste of beautiful hair

I've spent so much time combing it

What a waste!

Scissors!

Jade, didn't you just call me your sister?

You knew the Priestess was hiding here

Why did you betray me?

For her own good

I'm going to scratch your face!

Priestess, please forgive me!

Please forgive Lotus!

Jade...

Sister...

Don't worry, I'll marry in your place

Crocodile tears

But I won't let you get away

Let who get away? Come here!

You're sisters!

You'll both marry the Mountain Devil

Scratch her face!

Priestess, don't...

Won't you forgive me?

You want me to really damage your face?

I want her face scratched to hell

Is this it?

Yes!

Come on!

I'm one of you!

Who are you?

Lotus?

Run away!

Don't be afraid, Buddha'll protect us, good will win

You better let her go!

Hands off!

Or I'll blow you up

I'll come back and fight later

Come back!

I'm going to eat him first

You can lick me but no kissing!

Did I save the wrong girl?

You'd better turn over a new leaf

I will!

I better take you back you can't be tamed!

I'm back!

I'm off!

Sister, run!

Jade!

Jade!

You witch, still dare to call my fighting 'games'?

Next time I'll blow up your nest!

Jade!

We're far away from it now

It doesn't matter how far we go

Why?

What are you two up to back there?

My urn of ashes is in the hands of the Priestess

Under the 1,000 year old tree at daybreak...

My soul will have to return there

I promise you I'll find your urn of ashes

Don't depend on me to help

Concentrate on flying!

Be careful!

What did you just say?

You're going to back out now?

I do one thing, something else happens, it never ends

So what?

I'll never be able to work out my payment!

Add you stupidity plus my naivete and intelligence

You should also add

your greediness and heartlessness

In the end you're just jealous of me!

Jealous of you?

You two are always in an hot embrace

I never get a chance!

I don't know what type of monk you are, but I'm also human

I need love too!

I'm only doing this to save someone

Stop fighting! The Priestess isn't easy to handle

I don't think I'll ever get away

Fong, just pretend this never happened

I'll go by myself!

Stop putting it on I won't help you

If you're going to help him, move!

Even if he begs me I won't go

But if you beg me I may consider it

Well, take your time then

Hey!

Fong, what're you going to do?

Get your urn of ashes then save Master

That would be suicide!

Give yourself a break

It's none of your business!

Look what you've done to me

If not for you I wouldn't be in this mess

I saved you, and you're blaming me?

You can't fight me how can you help me?

I'm not afraid I'm not afraid

It's getting light I can't stop you

No one'll help me I'll have to help myself

Take care

I knew I'd find you!

So many urns! How to find hers?

Let's look together

I don't need your help I can't afford you

The likely ones go on this side

I wonder which one contains Lotus's ashes?

None of your business!

Smart ass!

This might be

Or, this could be too

It's so big! Lotus wasn't so fat

It goes on that side

How am I going to carry all of these?

Want me to get

a horse and cart?

Forget it, I can't afford it

Just for you, I won't charge

Abracadabra, show the way!

Look and see if it's in that urn

It really is Lotus! We found it!

Put it away then!

Tree Devil, how dare you belittle me!

I'm going to burn you up

Then let's see what you can do?

The old monk!

I've found your Master

Bring him down please!

Okay!

How is he?

I can't tell!

His eyes are swollen

Master!

Move your Master I'm going to burn the tree

It's raining let's get out of the rain

If it doesn't stop raining, we'll run

I'm angry we didn't burn that old witch!

Master Are your alright, Master!

Master, your eyes!

Fong!

You finally made it

Fong, someone else is here who is it?

It's me sir

The nice young man

you met at the market

Good, you decided to change

your ways, and join us

Yes

I'm not as greedy as you think

We should be safe here

There's an inn over there we can rest awhile

Okay!

Wait!

Why?

What's the matter, Master?

They're here!

Who is?

Those filthy ones!

What filthy ones?

Fong!

Lotus, it's Lotus!

Lotus!

I'll take care of her

Don't Master she helped us

She's on our side!

Really?

Lotus, I found your urn of ashes

Hold on, there's another one

Fong...

Don't believe her she's a fake!

Fong, don't believe her I'm the real one

Which one's real?

How do I know?

Which is the real one, Master?

How should I know?

Fong, don't believe her, Fong...

Reveal yourself!

Stupid monk!

It's the Tree Devil!

Lotus

Fong!

Fong!

How come we're still in Orchid Temple?

We never managed to escape

the Tree Devil's grasp!

I know where Fong is You must go quickly

Of course you know where he is!

You lied to us from the beginning

Now you're trying to trap us

My soul's always been with my urn of ashes

Like you, I was set up by the Priestess

Rubbish, you expect me to believe you?

I'm going to break your urn

and disperse your spirit so you won't do more harm

I never lied to you

You think I let the Tree Devil take Fong on purpose?

Yin, don't you believe me?

Demon, I'm going to destroy you

Master, let's get the old one and let this one go

Go!

Go on!

Fong is in Orchid Temple go and save him

Let's go

You dropped your abacus

Forget it, I'll never make money on this job

Let's go and save Fong

Right

Master, the devil hurt by you...

...is now recovering.

Fong!

Fong, where is he?

Over there!

Can't you see he's hanging up there

Little monk, I'm going to suck your energy

Then I'll sell you to the Mountain Devil

You'll never be able to reincarnate

and you'll rot in hell!

Butterfly...

You can't even handle this monk you're useless

Priestess, I can do it!

I'll seduce him, just you watch!

Lotus!

How dare you come back!

Priestess, I'll finish her off

No, I came for forgiveness...

I brought the other two back with me

They're hiding behind the grass

Damn her, she's sold us out

You witch, how dare you betray us

I should've destroyed your urn!

The underworld is invincible!

Abandon law and order!

Heaven and earth move lend your powers!

Stars scatter ...sword fly!

Cover the skies!

Oh my gold!

I'll hold them back!

The light of Buddha shines!

Butterfly!

Priestess, help me!

You're wounded, you're useless now

I need your energy

You old Tree Devil you devour your own people!

No matter how powerful you are

Or that you're in human form you're still a demon

Go to hell, take my spell

Soldiers of wind and fire show your power

Why did you betray my Master and Yin?

How else could I distract the Priestess and save you?

My manuscript!

Stars scatter!

Heaven and earth move lend your power

The Mountain Devil...

The Mountain Devil will come, run quickly

You go first!

Butterfly!

Fong!

Come on, Lotus

Butterfly!

You were right leave with the monk

At least you won't end up like this

I was wrong too! I shouldn't trust them!

Otherwise, I won't be a wandering ghost!

Quick, help me!

Butterfly... Help me!

Butterfly!

Let's go Lotus! Come on!

Come with your Master!

We can't get away like this step on my cloak!

Onto my cloak

Master, wait for Lotus

She's a demon don't be seduced by her

Fong!

Lotus, quickly, Lotus!

Fong!

Lotus!

Fong!

Fong!

Lotus?

Lotus

Fong, I'm over here!

Lotus, your urn of ashes!

Old monk, your student is down here...

Don't you go back to save him?

Soldiers of fire and wind

come, come, come

Buddha be merciful

Master!

Come on up

You kill the tree devil and I bring you all to hell

Mountain devil is coming!

Thank you for saving me sir

I was only trying to save my student

Master, Lotus is really...

Forget it, there's one hour before daybreak

Once it's light we'll be fine

Come to hell with me, you can't escape!

Master, we won't make it!

Yin, let's break a path through it

Right! Heaven and earth move

Lend your powers The light of Buddha!

We won't make it

I'll use all my life force to fight it

Come on!

Fong, is it light yet?

Not yet, Master

He's made the skies dark

we're in his clutches

You take care of the monk I'll distract him

You're no match for them

I'll find a way

Yin!

Mountain Devil

I've destroyed your bastard sister

Are you afraid to show yourself?

I'll destroy you!

The spell exerts itself!

Here I come!

He's gone!

What can you do?

Master Fong.

Your body'll hold the Gold Buddha's energy

I'll send you above the clouds to absorb the sun's rays

Master, you'll bleed to death!

Concentrate!

Master, Master

Are you alright, Master!

Let me go!

You'll die if you go up there!

If I don't, you'll all die

Monk, if I don't come back

Please bury my urn of ashes properly for me

Lotus, we're all depending on you

Lotus!

Lotus

We keep trying to be apart

Yet we end up together!

But where we're going is not for you

I know why I've to go don't worry!

What're you doing?

I'm afraid I might let go of you

Untie yourself!

If I let go, you'll fall down!

Take care of yourself first!

My eyes!

The sun!

I'm out of breath!

Wow! I fell so far and I'm not hurt!

Lotus

Hey, help me out!

This is what I get for being kind!

Lotus... Lotus!

Lotus!

Lotus!

Lotus!

It's a shame your spirit is dispersed

Is this what one gets for being kind

I hope good will come to you in the end

Fong

Lotus, Lotus

I thought I'd never see you again!

Take my urn of ashes with you

and I'll leave here too

Who are you talking to?

All that is left is this red ribbon!

You mean her spirit dispersed?

Yes!

I must go now hope we meet again

We've got to go too bye for now

Goodbye

Let's go, Master

Fong, why're you walking so fast?

I can't find Lotus's urn of ashes!

Really?

Lotus, let's get to know each other better

You reap what you sow stealing is wrong

I put the ashes inside my gourd

Fong!

Fong!

I'll find you wherever you're gone!

Fong, where are you taking me?

The demon said there's no heaven

Is that true?

Stop talking and do something

Help me up!

Sure!