976-Evil II (1991) - full transcript

CALL IF YOU DARE! After being bestowed with demonic powers following a phone call to Hell, a psychotic teacher begins a rampage of death and destruction in a small town, forcing a teen and her boyfriend to fight him off so that they can get away.

[music playing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[music playing]

[electricity buzzing]

Nancy?

Nancy, come on.

Is that you?



[electricity buzzing]

Who's out there?

[music playing]

Look, this isn't
funny anymore, guys.

Who are you?

Answer me!

[music playing]

[scream] No!

No, no.

[scream]

[music playing]

Somebody help me.

Ah, help me.

[music playing]



[screaming]

[music playing]

[screaming]

[music playing]

Who's out there?

Who are you?

Ugh!

[scream]

[screaming]

Ah!

[music playing]

LAURIE: [crying]

In your life, every niche
holds skulls and skeletons.

[crying]

And death.

[screaming]

[splatter]

Sweet Jesus.

[music playing]

Welcome to my Hell.

[music playing]

[chatter]

[music playing]

[whistle]

[chatter]

[music playing]

Hey.

Need to see a menu?

No, fries and a beer.

NEWS ANCHOR 1 [ON TV]:
Up next, the latest

from the town of
Slate River, which was

rocked again last night
by the brutal slaying

of one of its own.

NEWS ANCHOR 2 [ON TV]: I'm here
on the campus of Slate River

College, where the
body of Laurie Glaser

was discovered late last
night by the school's janitor.

Police are withholding
all information

as to the cause of
death, but all fingers

seem to point to the
Slate River serial killer.

Laurie Glaser would be
his fifth known victim.

Local authorities have promised
the denizens of Slate River

that the murderer will
soon be apprehended.

But till then, the
unspoken fear is

that the killer's four
month reign of terror

may well continue.

Back to you, Paul.

Here you go.

Thanks.

[music playing]

[whistle]

All right.

Woo.

[cheering]

[whistle]

[cheering]

Yeah.

[music playing]

Go back.

Woo.

Woo hoo.

[phone ringing]

[cheering]

[phone ringing]

Hey, is somebody
going to get that phone?

What phone?

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

Hello.

MASTER OF THE DARK [ON
PHONE]: Out of the darkness

and into the light
comes your horrorscope

on this dark and stormy night.

Push 666 for your horoscope now.

[dial tone]

Welcome to the caverns
of the unknown.

I am the Master of the Dark,
the guide to your destiny

on September 15th.

Death after death
has met your friends.

Maybe it's time
we visit it again.

Go fuck yourself.

[hymn music]

[music playing]

[police siren]

[chatter]

Hey, hey, hey.

Yeah, get in there.

Get in there.
Get in there.

I want a shot.

I want to see him right
as he gets out of the car.

Sheriff, can we get
a statement from you?

Sheriff.

You're making the mistake
of your life, Mr. Stone.

You better hope so, Grubeck.

Are you involved
in the murders?

Hold him.
[chatter of questions]

Jesus Christ, Stoney, that's--

I know who it is.

Now, listen to me, Jody.

When the wire services
find out our prime suspect

is the college
dean, there's going

to be reporters camped out
from here to the interstate.

I don't want anybody without
a badge or an electoral vote

inside this building.
You understand me?

Sheriff Stone--

Uh, what's an electoral vote?

Jesus Christ,
Taylor, look it up.

- Sheriff--
- Sheriff--

- Wait, Sheriff--
- Sheriff Stone, come on.

OK, folks.
Show's over.

Back up, now.

Come on.

[chatter]

Come on, man.
Come on.

Come on.
Get your hands off me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
tell it to the judge.

Hey, Teddy.

Robin, hi.

Hello, you-- wow, ha ha, you
look like a million bucks.

Thanks, Jody.

Hey, what's going
on around here?

It looks like
somebody's invading.

We caught the
Slate River Killer.

You're kidding.

Who is it, Jody?

I can't tell you that.

It's top secret.

Unless you want to go to
the movies with me, ha ha.

I'll I'll ask my dad.

No, uh, no one in or out.

Stoney's orders, sorry.

Whatever, Jody.

Hey, Jody.

Your, uh, hm, fly's undone.

[music playing]

[whoosh]

[screaming]

[whoosh]

Robin, Robin, Robin!

Jody.

Your dad will see
you in his office now.

You OK?

Yeah, I'm-- I'm fine.

That was weird.

[ding]

Mr. Grubeck?

Robin, so nice to see you.

[zooming sounds]

[screaming]

[music playing]

Robin, Robin, easy, now.

Easy now.

You took quite a
knock there, kiddo.

[groaning]

So how do you feel, slugger?

Like a truck hit me.

Huh, pretty close, a floor
can pack quite a wallop.

Here, drink this.

So do you remember anything
that happened out there?

I think so.

I was coming down the
hallway to your office.

I turned the corner, and--

Mr. Grubeck.

Mr. Grubeck was
there in handcuffs.

[sigh] Yes, was, is, and
will be for a very long time.

What for?

Robin, there is--

oh.

There is evidence
linking Mr. Grubeck

to the death of Laurie
Glaser, and maybe all

of the Slate River killings.

Mr. Grubeck, how could he
be the Slate River Killer?

There was a witness, Robin.

Mr. Grubeck could
be the killer.

Easy now, easy now.

I want you to take it easy.

Relax.

I just can't believe it, Dad.

I used to work in his office.

He-- he never did
anything to me.

He-- he never even
raised his voice.

I know, honey.

It's a shock to all of us.

Look, we've all been through
a rough couple of months here.

But now, thank God, we
can all relax again.

Hm?

Come here.

[music playing]

TURRELL: You sure
he can't see me?

TAYLOR: Listen.
I told you 100 times.

He can't see you.
- The hell he can't.

Relax.

Relax.
- He saw me.

Hey, listen.
Calm down, slick.

It's a two-way mirror.

I don't give a damn
what you call it.

He just saw me.
- Ah--

He looked right at me.

Relax.

All right, I've had
it with this crap.

Are you ready to
make a statement?

Yes, I am.

The cuisine in
this establishment

tastes like second
rate dog food.

I hope you're taking
this down, young man.

Yeah, right.

DETECTIVE: Yeah,
that's very funny.

Now you listen to me, Grubeck.

We've got you down for
first degree murder,

and we've got a
reliable witness.

I take it you're talking about
the drunk on the other side

of that mirror.

His word will
stand up in court.

I doubt if his legs
would stand up in court.

Now, as much as I'm enjoying
this pleasant little chat,

I believe my lawyer
should be here.

Don't you?

Any way you want.

Thank you.

Dick.

And detective, I do believe
you owe me a phone call.

Get him the phone.

Stone, now.

You sure as hell are
going to need a miracle.

And I don't think God
owes you any favors.

Maybe God is not the only
one who works miracles,

sure as hell.

Three minutes.

[music playing]

[ringing]

MASTER OF THE DARK [ON
PHONE]: Out of the darkness

and into the light
comes your horrorscope

on this dark and stormy night.

Push 666 for your
horrorscope now.

Welcome to the caverns
of the unknown.

I am the Master of the Dark,
the guide to your destiny

on September 16.

Your powers are strong,
as is your will.

But there may be another
more powerful still.

This wasn't
supposed to happen.

I obeyed you.

I served you.

I will continue to obey you.

Are you going to answer me?

I said-- are you
going to answer me?

Answer me!

You will receive
the power that you

desire to fulfill your
purpose and feed your fire.

Prayers over, Grubeck.

[zap]

Ow!

Damn, what is with you, Grubeck?

They should lock him
up and cut off his mouth.

Harry said the police aren't
letting anyone near the house.

He's probably got bones and
knives buried in the basement,

like the one in Matamorris.

Mhm.

Anywhere you like, son,
long as you've got cash.

[chatter]

COOK: Andy, order up.
Come get it.

ANDY: All right.

Excuse me.

What's the story
with this place?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, there's
hardly anybody here.

And in my vast experience,
that's usually not a good sign.

[laughs] Your vast experience?

What are you, the easy rider
or the galloping gourmet?

Both.

Here, try one.

Mm, average, very average.

Not nearly as tasty
as the company.

I'm Spike, Spike Jones.

I'm Robin, Robin Jamison.

I think you're
causing quite a stir.

Yeah, old habit of mine.

[horn honk]

Oh, my ride to the gym.

Yeah, just when
I was on a roll.

Nice to meet you, Spike.

Hey, you know, I could
give you a ride on my bike.

I'll take a raincheck.

Where does everybody
hang out around here?

Down Down at the point.

Maybe I'll see you.

Bye.

WAITRESS: Hey, guys.

How are you?

[music playing]

MASTER OF THE DARK
[VOICEOVER]: You'll

receive the power that you
desire to fulfill your needs

and feed your fire.

Ah!

Ah!

[music playing]

[groaning]

[music playing]

So come have dinner with us.

What's the big deal?
- I know.

Listen, I promised my dad
I'd meet him later for dinner.

Was he running another
psychological profile or what?

I just think he's a
little worried about me.

BOTH: He's always
worried about you.

Listen, there's
something I've got to tell

you guys this afternoon.

Can you keep a secret?

Of course.

Depends.

This morning at the police
station, I saw Mr. Grubeck.

You saw him?

Yeah, I went to see my dad,
and I ran right into him.

Well, what did he look like?

Did he have blood and
guts all over him or what?

Shut up, Keith.

And then he, like,
reached out and touched me.

Ew, he touched you?

Oh, what did it feel like?

Like, like warm, or was
it all cold and squishy?

God, stop it.

Ow.

ROBIN'S FRIEND: Sorry,
Robin, you'll have

to excuse Mr. Sensitivity here.

Look, Robin, I know how
you felt about the guy.

But he's just a creep.

You know, he always was a creep.

He's just some horny old pervert
who hid in the Dean's Office,

checking girls out through
the crack of his door.

You guys are bad.

I gotta get going.
I'll see you later, OK?

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

[music playing]

[whoosh]

[music playing]

I've got to go.

Yeah, later.

Hey man, nice bike.

Hey, I'm looking for a
girl named Robin Jamison.

She's over there.

She's coming this way.

Don't even think about it.

No problem.

Hey, Robin.

Hey, easy rider.

What are you doing here?

Do you have a second?

Sure.

Your father is the one
examining Steven Grubeck,

right?

I guess so.

He usually doesn't talk to me
about work, especially not now.

Why is that?

Well, you know Mr.
Grubeck's the dean

of my community college.

Yeah, I know.

I used to work in Mr.
Grubeck's office part time.

You know, everybody else
thought he was kind of scary.

But we always kind of got along.

Do you recognize this?

You left it at the diner.

Yeah, it fell out of a
magazine I was reading.

Did you call the number?

Me?
No way.

I hate this kind of stuff.

It's a joke, right?

No, Robin, it's no joke.

What are you talking about?

The horrorscope
cards, somehow they

get into the hands of
people who are in some kind

of trouble, who need help.

And so they start
calling this number,

and the line gives them
things, like answers

to their questions,
solutions to their problems.

And so they keep calling
the number, because all

of a sudden, they got
some sort of power

that they never knew they had.

[scoffs] You can't be serious.

No, I am.

I've tried it, and it works.

And somehow, I got away.

But this thing,
it possesses you.

And it starts to take you over
and starts to take control.

Spike, you're scaring me.

Look, I know
this sounds crazy.

But I've seen things.

I've had visions.

Spike, those visions,
I've had them too.

And I saw him kill Laurie.

And I'm afraid she's
not going to be the last.

Mhm, Ojo, and Manny, I
also want $2 on Beatlebaum.

Well, of course I got the money.

I'm doing pretty
good these days.

[knocking]

Just a minute.

Oh, hang-- hang on.

There's somebody at the door.

Oh, hi, Officer Nealon.

What'd I tell
you, Mr. Turrell?

About what?
Of

About unlocking the
door-- you're supposed

to ask who it is first.

I forgot.

Um, excuse me.

I got somebody on
the phone here.

Manny, you have to hang on
just a little while longer.

I-- I got some business.

I'm real sorry, but I--

I never been in this--

what do you call
this that I'm in?

Protective custody.

I've never done
it before, you see.

Well, after tomorrow, you'll
never have to do it again.

We want to keep you
in one piece, right?

Right.

I'm going for some food.

Would you like me to bring
something back for you?

That-- that would be nice.

I'll just have whatever
you're having, except no

red meat or fish.

I hate fish.

Um, I like chicken.

Chicken it is.

I'm leaving Officer Gross
here with you while I'm gone.

He'll be right outside.

Officer Nealon?

A bottle of wine might be nice.

White wine goes with chicken.

Any particular chateau?

No, as long as it's got a
picture of that funny looking

bird on it, it'll be fine.

A regular gourmet,
Mr. Turrell.

Manny, I'm going to
have to call you back.

I'm getting ready for dinner.

I'm having room service sent up.

Fancy hotel room, white
wine and chicken, Turrell,

you're a slick son of a bitch.

[SINGING] She's my
little sugar booger.

The boys, they all
want to hug her,

but she'll only
pucker up for me.

Dee, dee, dee,

Dee, dee-dee dee dee-dee.

What's the matter, Leonard?

You don't look happy to see me.

[screams]

You son of a bitch!

Holy shit!

You forgot to flush.

[screams].

Help me!

Somebody!

Officer?

[inaudible] [screams]
You stay away from me!

[laughs]

No.

L'chaim.

No!

Let go of me!

Make sure you look both ways
before you cross, Leonard.

Oh my god, please let me go.

Please let me go I'm sorry.

I told them--

[horn honks]

Say cheese, Leonard.

[screams]

Robin.

Robin.

Oh, Robin.

Hey.

Grubeck.

Grubeck, you asshole.

Wake up!

Wake up, you son of a bitch.

Well, either you're
some kind of magician,

or you've got yourself a hell
of a partner on the outside.

Excuse me?

Leonard Turrell is dead.

Leonard Turrell.

Who is Leonard Turrell?

You're not going to
get away with this.

Get up.
Come on!

Your sister is a freshman
at Slate River College.

So what?

Be nice to me, or I'll be back
in school before you know it.

Get out of here.

This ain't a joke, Susan, we
have this guy dead to rights.

Lemmish, I thought you
were disbarred last year.

Any charges of
misconduct on my part

were purely circumstantial.

The case was acquitted, and
my good name was restored.

That's a matter for debate.

Stephen?

Phil?

How did you sleep last night?

Like a prince.

When am I free to leave.

Well, I'm having a little
difficulty with that, Stephen.

Miss Lawler here seems to
be having a difficult time

absorbing the facts.

The fact, Mr. Lemmish, is that
your client is a prime suspect

in five serial murders.

The bottom line,
Stephen, is that,

under the present circumstances,
the prosecution is

bereft of any evidence against.

Leonard Turrell
most unfortunately

passed away last evening.

The cause of death
remains undeterred.

He was murdered, Mr. Lemmish.

He was run over by
a trucker who was so

tired he couldn't see straight.

That's what we know.

That's all we know.

Turrell was their only
link to implicating him.

I've beseeched the judge
to set bail, but the judge,

however, thanks to Mrs.
Lawler's persistent screeching,

Mr. Lemmish, please.

We have other evidence.

Blood and skin samples
found in the locker room

where Lloyd Glaser
was first assaulted.

Now I'm not going for
life imprisonment here.

I'm going straight
for the chair,

and I will see to it personally
that your client's stay

on death row is a brief one.

Good day, gentlemen.

Good day Mrs. Lawler,
and do drive safely.

[laughs]

[phone rings]

MAN [ON PHONE]:
Out of the darkness

and into the light
comes your horoscope

on this dark and stormy night.

Give it a rest, asshole.

[windowshade slams]

[phone rings]

I said enough, asshole.

Eh, Spike, watch where
you point that thing.

[phone rings]

Hey, Robin.

Hey Spike, what
are you doing here?

Yeah, if you've got a
minute, there's something

I've got to show you.

Yeah, sure.

Follow me.

So how have you been?

What you think?

That good, huh?

What's this?

Grubeck's phone bill.

His phone bill?

How did you get this?

I broke into his house.

Spike, you broke
into his house.

Isn't that dangerous?

Yeah, well it's
not half as dangerous

as getting out of here.

Look at it, Robin.

There'll all number
from the horoscope card.

Yeah, there's more than
100 phone calls in a month.

So what are we going to do?

I don't know.

If we can convince your father
that there's something going on

here, that there's some
connection between the phone

calls and the murders?

Convince my dad about this?

I mean, give me a
break here, Spike.

All we've got to show people
here's a phone number.

You said you used to
work in Grubeck's office.

Yeah, in fact I'm
supposed to be there today.

Can you get into his desk?

I don't know.

I can try.

Robin, you have to try.

What am I looking for?

I don't know.

All I know is that
Turrell was the only guy

that can put Grubeck away.

He's dead.

And there's only
one explanation.

That Grubeck killed him.

Oh wait a minute, Spike,
you're forgetting something.

Grubeck was in jail.

No, you're
forgetting something.

We're not just dealing
with Grubeck anymore.

Hi, Mrs. Shickley.

Hello, dear.

[phone rings]

Hello?

MAN [ON PHONE]: Out of the
darkness and into the light.

[screams] Help me!

Yes, doctor.

Yes, she's here.

Robin, why aren't
you lying down?

I'm fine.

Then if you're
well enough to walk,

you're well enough
to go to class.

Now, I've got your
father on the phone.

Why don't you talk
to him right now?

Here.

Better not be contagious.

Hello, Dad?

Hi, Robin.

Nurse tells me you
took a little spill.

What happened?

Robin: Dad, I'm fine.

Look, there's something very
important I have to tell you.

I'm listening.

Someone else in Slate
River is going to die.

What makes you think so?

Robin: I was in Mr. Grubeck's
office this afternoon.

And I reached over to
pick up the phone--

I don't know.

All of a sudden,
I had this flash.

Flash, what kind of flash?

Robin: I don't know
how to explain it.

I just saw these things.

And there was this woman.

She was in a car.

And she was in pain.

In pain?

Like she was being burned
by fire or something.

And I don't know.

Mr. Grubeck was there.
And he was watching her.

He was laughing at her.

It was horrible.

Robin.

Robin, I know you're fairly
close to Mr. Grubeck.

But I just, I guess I just
didn't realize how badly

all this was affecting you.

Now that I do, I'd like to help.

Dad, you don't understand.

I saw this woman.

And I saw Grubeck.

He's going to kill her.

Look, honey, I want you
to stay there till I come by

and pick you up.

You don't have to do that.

I'm fine.

I'll just talk to you later.

[phone rings]

[phone rings]

Hello?

MAN [ON PHONE]:
Out of the darkness

and into the light to
comes your horoscope

on this dark and stormy night.

Push 666 for your horoscope now.

What the hell?

MAN [ON PHONE]: A
rather apt phrase,

I see death on the road ahead.

You won't like death, Susan.

There's no future in it.

Who is this?

MAN [ON PHONE]: Your mystery
date for this evening.

The man you would
place on death row.

Don't you know it's impolite
to hang up on people, Susan?

[laughs] If it were that
easy to be rid of me,

you'd still be alive
a minute from now.

Where are you?

Hey, hey, this is Stabbing
Steve, coming to you on K-Hell

from beautiful downtown Hades.

The temperature is unseasonably
warm down here, getting

hotter all the time, baby.

Now a special dedication.

Hope you dig it, Susie because
it's your final number.

Come on, let's go cruising.

[music playing]

[screams]

Stop!

[horn honks]

[screams]

Help me!

Help me!

[screams]

[screams]

Mr. Grubeck?

Hello, Robin.

Some drivers just
shouldn't be on the road.

Forgive my appearance, Robin.

I've been beside myself lately.

I don't understand.

Shh.

You have a good heart, Robin.

You always have.

Those afternoons when you
worked in the school office,

they were the best
part of my day.

I've dreamt of
touching you like this,

feeling your skin, so
smooth, so beautiful.

We're meant to be together.

I've always known that.

And now it will
be, soon, forever.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to take care of it.

[police sirens]

You feeling any better?

Can't you just check it out,
Stony, what's it going to hurt?

Robin.

Stephen Grubeck is in his cell.

That's where he's been.

And that's where
he's going to stay.

I want you to check his cell.

Look, I'm having a
rough day too, Robin.

Don't make it any rougher.

I know it sounds
crazy, but it's true.

I don't know what else I can
say to make you believe me.

Robin, I'd like
to believe you.

I really would.

That's why I think,
at this point in time,

an unbiased professional
opinion would be more helpful.

You want to send
me to a shrink.

I can't believe this.

Dad, I saw the woman
who was going to die.

I saw it.

And I knew it was
going to happen.

And just because I
can't explain it,

you think I'm going
crazy or something?

No, I don't think
you're going crazy.

I believe you saw something.

And you're right,
I can't explain it.

Not now.

But as far as Grubeck
getting up out of his cell

and committing a murder, Robin,
what would you like me to say?

Just forget it, Dad.

Robin, where are you going?

Where am I going?

I'm going to go out
and play in traffic,

talk to some parking meters.

You know, some good old
loony stuff like that.

I'll be sure to tell
you all about it.

Thanks a lot, Dad.

You know, the thing I
don't understand is why me?

I've never any kind of ESP
or anything like that before.

I don't know.

And all of the sudden,
I have this power,

and I don't know why.

I know the feeling.

I guess we're the lucky ones.

And Grubeck.

You know, I never, in a
million years, would've dreamt

he felt that way about me.

The guy is somehow channeling
all his bad energy towards you.

But the thing we've
got figure out

is, how does this guy get to be
in two places at the same time?

Wait a minute.

Take a look at this.

I found this in Grubeck's
office the other day.

Contact L's Astral Research.

What do you think?

I don't know.

It sounds like it has
something to do with astrology.

What are you doing later?

Stay out of my dad's
away, for starters.

You know, I think I'll
go over to Paula's.

Her parents are out of town.

I'll meet you
there at 10 o'clock.

Wait a minute.

Where are you going?

I'm going to go contact L.

Excuse me?

May I help you?

Yeah, I'm looking for a book
on out-of-body experiences.

There's over 300
such categories.

Can you be a bit more specific?

Well, you know,
something along the lines

of the astral category.

You mean astral projection?

Yeah, exactly.

Then please walk this way.

Lady, it takes years of
training to walk that way.

So um, what is it with
this place anyway?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, you know,
the open till midnight,

and all this spooky stuff.

Is this some kind
of joke, or what?

We're a specialty
shop that deals

with delicate matters
of the occult.

What did you expect, 7-Eleven?

So what's your specialty?

Do you have a preference?

Not at the moment, no.

You're very cute.

You kind of remind me of
a young Freddy Krueger.

You kind of remind me
of Elvira on steroids.

You say the sweetest things.

There's two important
facts to know when

dealing with astral projection.

The first is that the
astral body is not a mirror

image of the physical one.

It is rather a
reflection of the soul,

of either its
beauty or depravity.

Hey.

The devil wins.

What's the second fact?

That a person may
release his astral self

during the state of sleep, or
under extreme duress or pain.

How much does this thing cost?

Come here.

I'll just do a
little browsing.

Well, you know, we'll be
closing in a couple of minutes.

So why don't you stick around
and grab something to eat?

This is gross.

Can't we watch something else?

But we're getting
to the good part.

This is where the zombies
break into the house

and murder everybody.

The last thing I need
right now is a horror movie.

Hey look, they're showing
"It's a Wonderful Life" on PDN.

It's just a bunch of
dumb angels and stuff.

Besides, they run it 236
times every Christmas.

I don't think I can take
much more of this, Paula.

But then we'll
miss the scene where

they eat the lady's guts--

which reminds me, I'm hungry.

I'll make some popcorn--
if we change the channel.

Merry Christmas
[inaudible] Merry Christmas!

Hey that's not fair!

Merry Christmas, Daddy.

Kids!

Pete!

Come on, give.

[eerie wailing]

I say George Bailey.

No, zombies.

- Bailey.
- Zombies.

Bailey.

Zombies.

All right.

Besides, I have seen
this a few times already.

I never would have guessed.

You hold down the fort,
and I'll grab some corn, OK?

Mr. Martini, how
about some wine?

This is so dumb.

Has this ever happened to you?

Turn on the
television set, darling.

OK.

What the?

That's the VCR remote.

This is for the CD player.

Garage door opener.

Ooh!

Oops, vibrator.

Sorry about that.

Now, say goodbye to
those old fashioned,

battery-eating remote controls.

Introducing Alco's new
multifunction Zap-o-Matic.

Yes, Zap-o-Matic,
the miracle wand

that controls every electrical
device in your home.

With Zap-o-Matic, you need never
leave your easy chair again.

Mr. Grubeck?

Yes, your wish is
Zap-o-Matic's command.

Simply flick our
miraculous Percepto-Switch

and Zap-o-Matic actually puts
you in the picture, Paula.

[christmas caroling]

[inaudible]

Harry.

Harry.

I thought we were too late.

Harry, I got in
here from the airport

just as quick as I could.

Flew all the way up
here in a blizzard.

[inaudible] New York?

Oh, I left right
in the middle,

as soon as I got
Mary's telegram.

Good idea, Ernie.

A toast-- to my
big brother George,

the richest man in town.

[cheering]

[christmas caroling]

Look Daddy, every
time you ring a bell

a zombie takes a soul to hell.

That's right.

That's right.

Um, that's not in this movie.

[zombie noises]

[screams]

[screams]

No, Susie!

[screams]

I see we're back
to the horror movie.

[screams]

[screams]

Hello Robin.

Is this a bad time?

What do you want from me?

Only the important
things, Robin.

Only your soul.

911.

[IN ROBIN'S
VOICE] Hello please,

my name is Robin Jameson
and I'm at 315 Pond Lane.

I just killed my best friend.

I don't understand.

Why are you doing this?

It's been a tragic
evening, Robin.

But who committed the murder?

Mr. Grubeck?

They'll take one
look at this place,

and when all is said
and done, they'll

come up with one answer.

You're unstable, Robin.

They'll lock you up in
your own little cell.

And then, every night, I could
be there with you, helping you

through A your troubled time.

No!

Stop!

He killed her.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

He came to a rather
sad end, didn't he.

Unimaginative.

There are so many more creative
ways to handle such matters.

For instance, I
should be behind bars.

And indeed, I am.

I'm going to kick
your ass, psycho.

You can't touch me.

But I can touch you.

We'll meet again soon.

Scout's honor.

Let's get out of here.

Come on!

Hey killer.

I've got the skin cream
the doc ordered for you.

[laughs]

Sweet Jesus, your face
looks like a map of the moon.

Actually it more resembles
the biography of hell,

[laughs] a region
you'll be familiarizing

yourself with soon.

Now how are you
going to chase all them

young co-eds looking like that?

Crater face!

Ooh, I'll dazzle them
with my personality.

[laughs]

WOMAN [ON POLICE
RADIO]: 7 Adam 21.

7 Adam 21.

Two suspects may be in your
vicinity, one in connection

with a possible homicide.

Spike, where are
we going to go?

Nowhere.

Grubeck wants me, and there's
nothing I can do to stop him.

Yeah there is--

we kill him.

What?

We kill him by getting
rid of his physical home.

The astral body dies
when the real one does.

But wait a minute, Spike.

Grubeck's in jail.

Yeah, well as long as
we've got him locked up,

we've got nothing
to worry about.

I'm going to lure
his spirit away,

and you take care of the body.

Spike, I don't know
if I could do this.

Look, as long as
he's chasing me,

you've got nothing
to worry about.

Oh Spike, I don't
know if I can do this.

I just want this to be over.

You're the real
hero here, kiddo.

I'll meet you at the point.

Let's go.

Hey, Grubeck.

Hey Grubeck!

Come on out, psycho.

Let's have a little fun.

Now you can't have Robin, but
you sure as hell can have me.

All right, if you insist.

Time to put the pedal to the
metal, as I believe the saying

goes.

[horn honks]

Jody?

Jody?

Is anybody here?

[horn honking]

[laugh]

[horn honking]

Jody?

[screams]

Come on.

Come to Daddy.

I've got something for you.

[brakes screech]

Semper fi, hero.

[screams]

Now then, I was hoping
you'd come to visit.

What did you do with Spike?

Spike took a vacation
from the rest of his life.

It's you and me now.

Now and forever.

No!

[crying and weeping]

[otherworldly sound]

Spike?

Spike are you here?

Spike?

[cries]
- Such a nice view.

[screams]

I've got quite a bit
of suffering for you.

Stay away.

And still I suffer.

That's my tragedy, Robin.

I could have any woman on
Earth, and yet I want you.

You want me
because you're dead.

That's a very good point.

And I'm in a
position to negotiate.

So, I'll make you an offer.

Your life for your love.

No.

I can't and I won't!

Reconsider.

Tell me you love me, Robin.

- No.
- I'll never tell anyone.

No!

I love you, asshole.

Huh?

[screams]

Spike.

Dad, it was horrible.

Could have killed all of them.

I know, sweetheart.

Sheriff and I just came
from the police station.

I just feel so badly.

If I'd have just listened
to what you were saying,

maybe none of this
would've happened.

I'm just so terribly
sorry, sweetheart.

Daddy.

We just pulled Grubeck's
body off the rocks.

Robin, do you have any
idea how he got there?

Spike.

He came to rescue me, then he
knocked Grubeck over the cliff.

Spike is dead.

He bought it in a crash off
Route 39 over an hour ago.

Wait a minute.

He lured Grubeck away.

Who was luring who, Robin?

If Spike is dead, who was
it that killed Grubeck?

I told you.

Don't say anything, Robin.

Do you think--

Don't say anything.

Dad, do believe I did this?

You have the right
to remain silent.

Anything you say
can and will be held

against you in a court of law.

Daddy, I didn't kill him.

Don't hurt her.

Daddy, I didn't kill anybody!

Don't let them do this to me.

Daddy, Daddy, no!

[muffled screaming]

[phone ringing]

[evil laugh]