92 Legendary La Rose Noire (1992) - full transcript

THE LEGENDARY LA ROSE NOIRE

TONY LEUNG
MAGGIE SHIU

TERESA MO
BO BO FUNG

DIRECTED BY JEFFREY LAU

Butterfly, from now on
you must make your own way

Forget your ex-husband, Chuen

And cope with every challenge
like a boxer

You must never fall down

The sleeping princess wakes up
and becomes a beautiful queen

Kidding, how can you write
such silly things?

Why is it silly to be a beautiful queen?



When Chuen courted me
he always said that to me

He was a cop, how can you trust a cop?

When a man courts a woman
he will say anything to please you

Like my husband Fred

He said he was a bird with no legs

Flying with the wind of love

Until the day he dies

And 3 months after we got married
he stopped flying

But he doesn't die. Damn

Mom

Didn't you say your cousin
who's a director...

- wanted me to write scripts for him?
- Yes

- What kind of films has he directed?
- Art film

- What title?
- Bitchy Housewife



Really artistic

Butterfly, we're good friends, right?

I can't help you in money
but I'll take care of you

Mom

Coming

His teacher wants to see me again

- What wife you say?
- Bitchy Housewife

Bye

Jinx, that beauty's jogging again

Come and take a look...

Yeah

Be quick

Come and have a look

What is it?

Are you jogging? It's useless

Your tits will droop

Yeah, they'll droop

That's none of your business

Don't bully the girl, what do you want?

I just want to help you tighten them

Jinx

What a freak

Officer Lui

Head or stomach?

We're just having some fun with her

We're neighbours, we won't assault her

Yes...

Head or stomach?

Please...

Stomach

You gangsters

If I see you bully her again

I'll arrest you all

He's a cop

Go

Let's go

Miss Wong, I am your neighbour

My names Lui, Keith

Your surname is Keith?

No, Keith Lui

I always see you working at night

Do you usually work overnight?

He knows my name and
that I work overnight

He's probably a bad egg

You're very observant

See you

I understand

One should be careful
when we meet new friends

I won't blame you, Miss Wong

You will know someday...

that I'm a decent man

Luckily no one saw that

What sort of art film is it?

It's an X-rated script

It's a script anyway

Don't hate it

Many people love watching X-rated films

Yes, auntie

Mom always watches them

Nosy, I just watch it for your dad

I've got to see his teacher again.
Remember the deposit

Bye

I wonder if Miss Wong understands me or not

That's too much

Why must I write this kind of rubbish?

An X-rated film?!

I used to write novels for children

My God

I'll call Bitchy Housewife

It's not new

An elephant and a dog?

I'm poor, why don't you save me too?

That's ridiculous

I'll call Chuen

Put on a cheerful voice

Who is it?

It's me

Why are you calling so late?

Call my office next time, would you?

Don't call my home, OK?

My wife quarreled severely
with me last night

I'm your wife too

Well, ex-wife

It's history...

Honey

Bitch, this time you get salad

You'll get acid next time

It's not me, she's the one who called

Miss Wong...

May I know if anybody's home?

Since there's no one here, I...

I'd better shut the door first

Let's have a glance at what she's written

The Sleeping beauty finally wakes up
and becomes a beautiful queen

That's romantic

She must be a lonely queen

Shit...

Do you know me?

No

Who are you? Why did you come to my home?

It's none of your business
Look, I got sugar cane!

Give way

Give way

Get lost

You just calm down...

Don't push me
I'll kill you with sugar cane

I can kill you too

See, I can do this too. I'm good

I know how too

I'll kill you

Kill you!

Enough!

Where am I?

Officer Lui

Why don't you take the lift?

Yeah

I just wanted to know whether
it was faster than taking a lift

Really?

Don't bully others

Butterfly, you are useless

You fail both in your career and love life

Come over here

See how lucky they are, and me?

I hurt my small finger

Get to hospital first

Don't kill him!
I'll give you everything

I'll give it all to you

Hurry up

Go

You robbed someone?

Who was robbed?

Butterfly was robbed

I'll be right there

Are you alright?

How are you that fast?

I won't go in

Nobody's here, what should we do?

Open the door, leave it and go

Put it in and leave

All rich people
have big houses like this

Look, damn rich man

There's air conditioner so
why they need a fan? For suicide?

Damn, why do they need a dining table
that big? For snooker?

How can they stand it?

Hey, leave it and go

Why don't we have a look first?

For how long?

We'll leave after viewing the kitchen

I'm sure the kitchen is 7-8 times
bigger than my home

I think the toilet
is bigger than my bath tub

The maid's room is bigger than my bedroom

Hey, that's it!

I think so

- But not before seeing the master bed-room
- Damn!

Damn, this bed is big enough for me

She is a woman, so am I

Why am I that poor?

Damn, you can tell at once

These women are willing to be
the slaves of men!

I wish to be a slave
with all these beautiful clothes

Someone's coming back

Hide up

Brother Leung, here is $1.5 billion

Just check it out

It's him

Kuen, let's go

That's it

Here are the goods, check them

They are all from Thailand

What is it? What're they trading?

That's alright, brother

You're reliable, that's
why you're the right hand of Bill

What are you doing?

You can't harm Bill's men

Why not? We can take both
the money and the goods

It's none of my business.
I know nothing

Damn it

Good job

Throw Cheung's corpse into the sea

Take the goods to the Philippines
and wait for me

I'll tell Bill that Cheung
betrayed him

It'll be OK

I'll wait for you there

Who is it?

No one!

Let's go!

Freeze!

It's none of our business
don't scare us

If you want to kill, kill her

Let my friend go

I promise she won't tell anyone

Rape her first or kill her first
whatever you like

She...

What's wrong with you?

I'm not interested in either of you

But having you two as fall guys,
Bill'll never suspect

Don't

Go...

Don't go

We've left many finger prints here

We'd better clean them up, go!

Am I crazy? Why'd I clean the car?

What are you doing?

I made it look like a fight
amongst themselves

This looks like an internal conflict

Black Rose, who beats crimes

What?

It doesn't matter anyway because
there is no Black Rose

This can mislead the cops

You think it's a classic movie?

You spelled the word wrongly

Hold it, there are finger prints
on the paper

Hurry up, my son's teacher
wants to see me

Great

Damn, why don't you shut the door?

Black Rose? Are you kidding?

Who's Black Rose?

You dare steal from me?

Brother, I didn't betray you

If you don't believe me then
investigate yourself

There were two girls

I saw them take away our money and goods

Chu

Yes, boss

Get Uncle Kau here.
I want to ask him something

Black Rose dares steal from me

I'll chop her into pieces

We've found finger prints on the main door

There was a heroine called
Black Rose in the 50's

She robbed the rich and helped the poor

To immortalise her, director Chor Yuen...

Directed the film and his wife acted
the part of Black Rose

But she has committed a crime,
so we've got to arrest her

Come in

Sir, these are finger prints left
by the suspect

After analysis by the computer

Here are the results

Jogging?

Yes, are you going to school?

The Black Rose is wanted
by the cops with warrants of $500,000

If you have any clue about the Black Rose

With your picture, I'm sure I can catch you

Leung, I'll return one week later

Don't tell me you can't handle it

OK, I know what to do

Boss

Keep an eye on things when I'm gone

Dear Master, your student, Piu Hung...

Is feeling miserable
after watching TV today

A few shameless rascals
dared to frame you...

For committing crimes

So I decided...

What have I decided?

I forget

Where did the master
ask me to go for tea?

If you really want to dig the
rascals out just kill them then

I need no hints from you

To kill or not, I'll give the order.
I am the headmaster

You don't have a say here

You deserve to be crazy

No wonder Keith got scared and left

Bullshit, Keith loves me

He loves you?

Keith and I are the perfect couple

If it wasn't for you, Keith
wouldn't have left me

You liar, that's Man-tat Ng

He's Man-tat Ng?

Sorry, I am wrong

He's Stephen Chow

You're nuts, you said
Keith is Stephen Chow?

You are nuts. Keith of course
is not Stephen Chow

This is Stephen Chow!

Let me fool you instead

What am I talking about?

You owe somebody money

Who?

You have an Adonis

You said you work in a
night club to pay his costs

A night club? Is it day
shift or night shift?

Sister, are you going?

Get changed now or your
boyfriend will beat you

Is he that vicious?

Who is my boyfriend then?

Tell me first

You always stop the conversation
in such an abrupt way

Am I a club girl?
Did I pay for my boyfriend?

I forget who is my boyfriend

My memory is getting worse

Shit

Where did I put my medicine?

I did put it here

Isn't it under the table?

Please give me that

I want one catty of pork and bone please

I'll take it later

OK

I'll collect the money first

Please give me 3 pieces
of mustard root spice

I'll choose them myself

They're all the same

Are they?

They are almost the same

Big news, boss

What?

Black Rose is showing up again

Really?

The TV is showing now

There are 3 corpses at the scene

One of them named Lee
is a wanted criminal

And the other two, Cheng, and Chiu

They have records of drug trafficking

The Black Rose...

I knew Black Rose
she was famous when I was small

She was superb, we all admired her

These three guys deserved it

They look alike

Oh, Black Rose loves eating this

I want these

I won't betray my heroine for $500,000

We are all men of righteousness

Take it all if you like

Why should I?

I want three only

I feel happy too

I'll tell others that Black Rose

took 3 pieces of my
mustard root spice.

I'm so proud!

What Black Rose?

Look

Damn!

Black Rose cursed us!

Go and chase her

No, I said I'm not

Damn, I said I'm not Black Rose

Damn, you 're on the TV

What?

You're Black Rose?

I don't want to be Black Rose!

My wife is Black Rose!

Congratulations!

Your wife is so famous

You're her husband and you're working
in our insurance company

The clients will be pleased

You're promoted to General Manager now

Congratulations

Thank you

Who's the husband of Chow Wai Kuen?

He is

Please come with us to the police station

Why do I have to?

What a great and quick change

Why don't you be the General Manager?

Forget it!

Who are you looking for?

Are you looking for Chow Wai Kuen?

Who are you looking for?

Butterfly

Oh, Kuen

Close the curtain and the door, quick

What are you doing outside?

Damn

Where did you get it?

From director Lo

The news said you're the Black Rose

Sure! It's all because of you

My hubby is mad at me too

Why are you so mad?

I live a happy life

Being a happy housewife
and my husband loves me

But now I have to hide up

And my hubby misunderstands me

You shouldn't have dragged me in

You're really a loser

You blame me?

Miss Wong

Why do you have my keys?

The thing is...

Let me shut the door first

Officer Lui

You dropped your key one day

I picked it up by chance

So I buy two tickets...

Who is he?

My uncle

Uncle

He's shaking

He's got senile disorder

I want to shit...

May I help you?

I want to shit...

Butterfly, go with me

Hurry up

Leave it to me

I am a man, let me do it

Come on, uncle

I'll help you

No, I want to piss now

Oh, go ahead

Don't look at me, or I can't piss

Don't

You can't make it? Do you need help?

I can do it myself

So many bubbles

It seems to be detergent

Shit

So come and eat now

Butterfly, help me now

Sit down first

OK, I'll feed you

Miss Wong, let me do it

No

You'd better go to work, I'll do it

I have plenty of time

He needs somebody to sing him
a song when he's eating

Let me do it

Yes... sing a song...

We shouldn't bother you

You're naughty

OK, I'll sing you a song

Baby, eat the cake

I am feeding you

You will grow up soon and be a good boy

It's delicious

See, are you OK?

You have eaten too much

You'd better leave, I can feed him myself

Well, I am leaving then

Fine

Don't give him too much

Thank you, goodbye

Bye

Why'd you make friends with this cop?

He's kind hearted anyway

We shouldn't trust any cop

Have you forgotten your
ex-husband is a cop too?

Yes... a call

I'll get changed

Miss Wong, I am Keith Lui

What's the matter?

I have struggled in front of your door

I was thinking whether
I should arrest you two

I know she is the Black Rose

So why are you calling?

Because I'm a cop
I've called the police

They'll be here in 5 minutes

Leave from the rear door

I came...

To apologise for last night

And wanted to invite you to a concert

So we can talk and
understand each other better

But I'm afraid there will be no chance

But if you want to find me

I have written my number
on the back of the ticket

Which is on the table

Take care

That way

There are cops in our homes

We can't go back

We can't hide ourselves for life

But we have no money

We can't even beg for money

Or should we rob?

OK, let's do it

l'm just kidding. Don't be serious

By hook or by crook

We rob and run away

When I'm safe
I'll pick up my family

Kuen, stay calm, OK?

We didn't murder them

The cops will find out the truth

Butterfly, I am not you

You can do whatever you want
cause you are single

But I can't

If the cops think I'm the killer

I can't see my husband and son anymore

I won't drag you down

I will do it myself

Don't worry

What do you mean?

What I meant was I know you won't
let me do it alone

We are good friends

We must go together

I was sure you'd do it

Let me go with you

I can't stop you

If you want me to, I'll help

Thank you, you are so kind

Let's go now

Stop, robbery!

Don't cry

Or I will kill you

Stop it or I'll kill you!

He pisses!

Good boy, don't cry

Tie his penis now!

Forget him, let's go

That's ridiculous, it's
our first robbery

Damn

Butterfly, we are so great

I think no robbers have
robbed congee before

Let's give ourselves
one more chance

We'll try again after the food

Are you kidding?

I have got the money, then you...

That foreigner seems to be rich

Let's get him

See you in the alley

Follow me.

Go!

You again

It's them!

Let's go

Where are you taking me?

Chase after them

What should we do now?

Brother, she's not here

Let her go, we'll go back now

Why are you in my car?

I just wanted to give you all a ride

Who are you?

How dare you pretend to be Black Rose?
I'll kill you!

Let me ask her

OK

Go ahead

Have you eaten?

What?

It's troublesome

If you make trouble here

I'll use the Master's bell

Don't you try to scare me

She's haunted?

This is our school's regulation.
The bell represents our master

Once she hears the bell ring
she must practice Kung-fu

Now I'm asking you...

What's the relationship
between Black Rose and you?

Why should I tell you?

I don't know her

If you don't tell me the relationship
between you and Wong Fei-hong

You will never leave

Who's Wong Fei-hong?

You are Wong Fei-hong?

I am Wong Fei-hong?

What's wrong with you?

What did I just ask you?

You said you would
introduce a doctor to me

No

So why did you break in my house?

I didn't

You brought me here

Why would I do such
a nonsensical thing?

I won't pay your living costs

So you're not going to introduce
me to a doctor, are you?

No

Doctor Lau Ting Kin

Is he good?

Sure, my girlfriends go
to him for plastic surgery

I don't want any plastic surgery

Sister, she's playing with me

Fix her anyway you want

# S*...

She doesn't know Kung-fu

I don't think she is the one
who framed our master

She can stand it

You crazy, you hurt my ass

You did it too hard!

Since I've got the girl

Her friend won't say
anything to the cops

You should keep an eye on the police

After this week but
before Bill gets back

I'll ship the goods off

Even if Bill knows

He won't find me

Wait for my goods, Superintendent Lai

Boss, the girl's shouting downstairs

Open the door...

I am not feeling well, come in please

Come in

What's the matter?

Come in first

You come out

You come in

You come out

How can I come out if you don't come in?

If you don't come out
how can I come in?

Come in

No

Are you kidding? Why don't you come in?

What do you want?

Damn, I wasn't expecting this!

Crazy

I'll mark it down while my
memory is still fresh

What are you doing?

Wall

Pillar

TV

How can I watch it?

She is my senior

Are you nuts?

I am Piu Hung

Mr. Vampire

Fresh water and tea

Phone rings again

Lui, I don't know what to do now.
What shall I do?

Stay where you are

I'll be right there

My girl is in trouble, I must save her

But better dress up first

What happened to you?

Come in

You were kidnapped?
Where are the criminals?

Don't go, come in...

Where are they? Don't cheat us

No, I didn't

They did stab me twice

If so, why are you still standing here?

Where are they now?

They were here

Damn

Damn, there are two corpses here

How can they hurt you?

Don't move

I didn't kill them

Don't move

I'll report and call for help

Sir, let's stay calm

I'll do it

You...

Can you guess who?

Please don't

I won't tell others about your business

Black Rose?

They are the Black Roses

What relationship do you have
with the Black Rose?

Tell me, why did you steal my goods?

I don't know what are you talking about

I just wanted to return
something to that man

I didn't know you were doing business

I thought the Black Rose
only appeared in movies

I don't know Black Rose

I left the message to distract the police

But I didn't mean to get them killed

I am sorry, I didn't mean to

I won't do it again, sorry

Sorry, I am sorry

Finally

What is it?

See? They're puppets

This is the make-up technique written
in our Rose Book

Remove the fake foot first

Oh, so you were testing me

You cried for two fake women

So I can tell you are kind hearted

Let's say...

Heroes respect heroes

You respect me, I respect you more

OK, Wong Fei-hong, I'll let you go

Master, my name is Butterfly Wong

Somebody is coming

Miss Wong

Miss Wong

Stop there!

Try again

Trap?

What? You have traps here?

Pearls from 5 dragons?

Is this a film studio?

Are we making a movie or what?

Where is she hiding?

Cut...

Keith?

Keith? That sounds familiar

Switch off the trap

Slow down

Brother Keith

Who is he?

She's forgotten who Keith is, that's good

Tell me

He...

Is your dad

My dad?

He left me for 20 years
now he can't forget me

And has come back to me

He's come back to you

Then why didn't he look for Mum?

I'm your Mum

You're my Mum?

But aren't you my senior?

Well, when Keith left me

He didn't know I was pregnant

To keep our baby

I hid myself in a cave

After a few months

I gave birth to you

No one helped me
with the delivery

So I bit off your umbilical cord

So, your nick name is umbilical cord

But Mum, I look as old as you

That's because I seldom sleep late

And taking nutritious food
keeps me looking young

Mom!

I can feel warmth

I must get Keith tonight

and make him mine

Dear, take her out

I have something to talk
about to your dad

Follow me, sister

She looks young for once

You can move now

I've got to get that man

Are you alright?

Stop it

Your memory is getting worse

Who says so?

What's that on your head?

Hat

Why do you carry the bell on your waist?

It's the Master's Bell

Wrong

There's a note on it

It can't ring, it's not a bell

What do you want now?

You'll be mine sooner or later

What's wrong?

Who says it doesn't ring?

I want you now

Don't come near, stay away

Can you hear it?

Yes, stop it

Bitch, stop it

You heartless bastard

I love you so much
but you call me a bitch

I'll kill you

I will cut your heart out, you bad man

Mom, why are you beating daddy?

How can you treat me like this?

Lock him in the basement.
I'll kill him tomorrow!

What?

You look like someone I know

Daddy!

Daddy?

Let me go

Let me go

Let me go

I'm a cop

How dare they lock me in here

Who are they, Miss Wong?

They are the students of Black Rose

Black Rose? Are you kidding me?

It's your job to get us out here

How?

Although they lock you in here

I know they love you

What?

It's true, your 'lover'

She treats you as her puppy love, Keith

Keith?

I've got an idea

What is it?

Please listen to my explanation

The story is...

Officer Lui

You still torment me with that song

Something's wrong...

Daddy, mom is very sad

She doesn't want to live

Being beaten like this
I don't want to live either

Did she hurt you severely?

Yes

Eat this

Why do I have to take these?

This is not medicine

This is poison

Poison?

Since you and Mum don't want to live

Then you two can die together

Like Romeo and Juliet

You are Romeo and Mom is Juliet

Come on

No

Bravo, Mom, dad has eaten all of them

He said he loved you the most

It's chocolate

Chocolate? Why did she
force me to eat chocolate?

Miss Wong

Are you OK?

I'm fine

It's fate we meet again

We used to be neighbours

Now, we live together too

I think it's less comfortable now?

It's me who dragged you down

Don't blame yourself.
This was my own decision

Butterfly, wake up

He's a cop

Don't fall in this butterfly trap

You're living alone

Where is your family?

They...

They're living overseas

My husband is working in Europe
and seldom comes back

Your husband?

He is editor of a foreign
publishing company for fairy tales

He's still like a kid,
everybody says so

What are you doing?

It's a trick

But without this

They won't trust me

If they believe me...

We'll have a chance to escape

- Officer Lui
- Call me Keith

I am not well educated. I don't know
how to write a children's story

But about dirty tricks

I'm an expert

Go shout loudly for help

Say I am committing suicide

Help! Somebody commits suicide
hurry...

Help...

What? Chocolate can kill?

Daddy, how are you?

Go get some blood-clotting medicine

Shut up

Medicine...

Shit, I forget where it is

There's a sticker on it

So big

Shut up, I've pressed your sinus,
there won't be any pain

Here comes the medicine

Help him to stop bleeding first.
Don't dirty my place

If you don't forgive me

I'd rather die

Forgive you?

I've been waiting for you 20 years

You're ruthless

You cheated my first love

I was only 13

You gave birth to me at 13?

It hurts...

I'm strong because
I always practice Kung fu

Even from when I was 8

What have you done to him?

I just want to stop him from bleeding

This is cement!

Are you nuts? Come with me

Don't move

It hurts

Don't move

It won't hurt after washing it

What did you say?

Wash it yourself

I guess the cement has entered my ear

Wipe it

Thanks

You forgive me, don't you?

I do if you promise you will never
leave me again

I swear, I will never leave again

Stop it, I believe you

So you still love me

Don't laugh at me

Mom...

I remember who Keith is

What do you want?

He is Keith, my dad

Dad, you can sleep here

I've cleaned it up for you

But don't fool around at night

Why?

Is it haunted?

Because, there're many traps
in this house

Traps?

Yes, this house is so strange

Don't you think the people
are strange too?

Where are you going?

Dad

Good night

Why are you looking at me like that?

I feel lucky to see you again

But I don't feel lucky

For the sake of Keith

You can be my maid

Maid?

Are you attracted to Keith?

If so, you'd in deep shit

I wouldn't dare, master

Don't call me master

But madam

Yes, madam

Bitchy

Don't scare me

I'm afraid of darkness

What lovely weather

Let's go out and catch butterflies

Butterflies?

I'll go get changed first

Follow me.

Good morning, daddy

Didn't you sleep well?

I've come to repair your bed.

Sit on the bed, follow my instructions

So I can check the springs

Yes, Miss

Come here

How come you look like a maid?

They took me as their maid

What should we do then?

They trust me now

When they fall asleep tonight

We can escape

How? Can't you see
there's a big gate?

And the key is hung around her neck

You can move now

How's that?

Keep going

Why are you sleeping here?

Brother Keith

Don't worry, I'll see you tonight

Why are you stealing another's letter?

This is mine

Yours? Where do you live?

Upstairs

You live here? What proof do you have?

Come to the police station

Jinx, tell him I live upstairs

He doesn't know you.
To the police station, now!

Brother Keith, I've got it

I'm so happy

I know you love me so much

I want to marry you

Marry me?

I'll knock you out this time

Open the door

Open the door

What are you doing?

Nothing, just giving this back to you

Good night

Crazy

I'll try another trick

Miss Wong...

Can we go now?

I know where the main switch is

We'll go steal her keys

Why is she trembling?

My heart is beating so fast

I really love you

Please give me a chance

Why don't I feel disgusted at this?

Perhaps I really like him?

Good. She accepts me

I'll go and have a look

Are you the one who appeared in my home
that night holding the sugar cane?

Since you know it was me...

Know that I have always loved you

I'll kill you

Come, nobody's here, hurry

Hurry up

Hurry up

Why didn't you ask me
to play with you, Dad?

Playing what?

Hide-and-Seek

But it's too late

I want to

Why don't we play at sleeping?

Yeah, go to your room and sleep

I don't want sleeping

So what do you like to play?

123 Traffic light, OK?

But it's too late for that

I want to play it

How about stealing keys?

Stealing keys? That's good

Whose keys?

Your mom's keys. Let's go

Good! We've got your key

Why do you steal my key?

Idiot

I fail

I fail completely!

What?

Do you want to escape?

Don't snap.
Daddy just wants to play with you

Actually, I wanted to steal the key...

because I want to go out

to buy a wedding ring and propose

Really?

Yes

Look at him, he's cunning

Yeah, you can tell he's a bad egg

Would you like something to drink?

Why does Piu Hung call you Mom?

The doctor said she's crazy

Nothing we can do

Don't tell her the truth

Or it will excite her

How are you? I am Piu Hung

I am Piu Hung

Mr Lui, call me if you are free

I am not Mr Lui

I am your 13th Aunt

13th Aunt?

Oh, you are the girlfriend
of Wong Fei-hong, Glad to meet you

I'll visit you in Canton, later.
Drink more, nice meeting you...

How can she talk to me like that?

Why do your friends look so vicious?
Especially that one

They used to be notorious thieves

The one you mentioned is called Butcher

He wasn't always like that

But after his son Chi-ching
was shot dead by the cops

He got more and more vicious

He hates cops, does he?

Not only him

All of them hate cops

What's wrong with you? You're not a cop!

Where are you going?
The feast's going to start

- To the toilet!
- Go later

It's dinner time

Take your seat

Welcome, please help yourself

Cheers!

Although she's crazy
she seems to be normal

After the hardship endured
by all of you

our company is doing better and better

Today is the 130th anniversary
of our company

Let's enjoy ourselves tonight

There will be a lucky draw
after dinner, cheers

Great...

Mom, I'm a General Manager now

Are you happy?

She is so sick

Do you know me? Piu Hung

That bastard is late again!

You mean your son, Wah?

Yes

Wah hangs with some rascals

and gives himself a nick name

What is it?

Jinx

What are you doing?

I am coming

Sorry, I'm late

I drink three as punishment

Open it

Hurry up

You're so late

Let us toast the couple

Great...

Cheers!

Get up...

I am searching for something,
you drink first!

No, we'll wait for you

Take your time

I'll be searching for a long time!

If Lui's identity is disclosed

We'll be dead meat

I've got an idea

To make you dumb

Cheers!

Oh, you are...

Useless! You are wasting it. Get lost

Do you know him?

Sure

Who is he?

He is... (policeman)

What?

Speak louder

Speak!

Write it out then

He doesn't know how to write

He has a gun?

He is a gunman?

He is a gunman who is respected?

He is a respectable gunman?

Because he was trained in the military

I know. He must have come
from Mainland China

What is it?

Speak up!

What?

Two fingers

Two words

The second one

Isn't it C?

Where are you going?

I am searching for a chair

Go on

What about the first one?

B?

D?

E?

I understand

WC

What is it?

What do you have in mind?

I don't know

What is it?

BC?

Before Christ?

Jesus?

Isn't it Christian?

Wait...

I am a PC, scene 6, take 7

Oh you are...

Yes

You are really smart

This is my real identity

Satisfied?

I've been doing this job
for over 20 years

I am an artist

I always act as a PC

Thanks...

Please have your dinner

I will send you all my autograph

Great...

Thank you...

Thanks for coming...

Call me if you have time

How are you, auntie?

See you

Why don't you sleep?

Clean up, and bring me some wine

Let's go and rest now, Keith

Help me...

Come on

Coming

Hocus

Sister, I want some wine too

Hocus, to make you two faint

I'll go and get changed first.
I'll be right back

I wish you'd never come back

Why am I so doomed?

Are you Superintendent Cheung?
I am Sgt Lui

I'm in Black Rose's home

Her address is...

What are you talking about?

What's the matter?

One more toast

Stupid

Where is the woman?

She knocked me out

And she's escaped somewhere

Asshole

Hello, speaking

I think she's gone to save her friend
at Black Rose's home

Go ahead

Tin Shui Wai, no.28

Cotton lane

OK, I'll get my men to kill them

Superintendent Lai, I won't forget you

Bye

Listen, gather our men
in the car park in 10 minutes

Yes

What happened?

I don't know, I was knocked out

Where's my car?

Sir, madam, the wine

Lucky money

Thank you...

Come on

One more

Why, they're not even dizzy?

If you throw them all away
you sure won't feel dizzy!

Could we postpone the wedding
maybe make it 7 years later?

Do you have a mistress?

Actually, I do have another woman

My mom has arranged a wife for me

Stop making excuses!

Ask your mom to see me

I can't

She passed away

Let me go

I don't care

You are my man now

Don't come over

or I...

I'll kill myself

You stupid man

How dare you refuse?

What did you give me to drink?

Nothing!

But why do I feel dizzy?

The wine...

You...

Go to hell!

What happened? Why they feel dizzy?

I think the drug works

So, let's go then

Butterfly!

Kuen!

Don't go!

Did the medicine expire?

Kuen, how did you know I was here?

Cut the crap, they're coming

Who?

Let's go!

Stop!

You...

How dare you treat me like that?

Dad, today is your wedding

How can you fool around so fast?

What's wrong with you?

Since I ran in here quickly

You even ask your relatives here

Stop!

I don't know them

Why don't you switch on the trap?

I don't live here, how would I know?

Get out!

Hurry up

Come on, this way...

No, that way...

You should not touch base now

They hurt my beautiful butt

How do we escape?

Oh you...

Don't faint now... please...
We all depend on you!

The solution is clear...

Clear? What is clear?

Clear water of course

Or would it be Clear Water Bay?

Get lost!

Wake up

Water

Ok, Ok

She wakes up...

Why are you so happy?

Stop quarreling, wake her up first

You dare treat me like nothing?

OK, I'll let you see my Rose stances!

Wake up...

Don't shake this bell

Don't shake this bell I said...

I have to finish the stance first

Shit, she's in trouble.
I'll go and help

Are you alright?

I'm hurt

What's the matter with you?

I'm dying...

You look like Keith

What? He's your dad

I'm an orphan

Are you alright, senior?

Are you Ok?

Step aside, I'll fix them

How are you, Boss?

How dare you make trouble here?

No one can escape if I want him dead

Fire

I should blame only myself

Cause I was shot

But luckily, it is only my clothes

It's like a Cantonese action film

She knows the Super Palm

It's not Super Palm

It's the Super Strike Palm of
the Black Rose book

She went crazy because...

of practicing this kind of kung fu

I hope I can get crazy like her

Are you crazy?

Shut up

At least, I won't endure the pain

Of missing that moron

I'll kill you

Your student doesn't want to offend you

Please forgive me

Put it down

How dare you offend
my master's spirit tablet

You're dead meat

Please forgive me

I want to turn over a new leaf

I am glad you have your love

But I am not your Keith

Yes, maybe we can help you to find him

Shut up

I don't believe you

I'll kill you now

It's nonsense

Don't push him anymore

That's why Keith left us

Sister, I have been crazy these 20 years

And you have taken care of me

Now, I wake up

I don't know how to pay for it

You are like him

But you are not as charming as him

I'm really not him

And your style

only suits her

Thank you

Sister, I think we can't live

In this house any longer

Let's go

See you later

This is real

The sleeping beauty wakes up
and becomes the queen

I wish you happiness forever

If you tell me some fairy tales

I'll be happy

Damn!