50 First Dates (2004) - full transcript
Henry Roth lives in a Hawaiian paradise with the company of endless women with no strings attached. This is until he meets Lucy Whitmore. Both Henry and Lucy enjoy the company of each other and feel the start of a serious relationship occurring. Approaching Lucy the next day, Henry is confused when Lucy fails to recognize him. This is the moment Henry discovers that Lucy actually suffers from short term memory loss and can't remember each individual day. Henry won't let this stop him and is prepared to make her fall in love with him all over again, each and every day.
[]
[IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
We went cliff diving.
Got it! Moving out!
[]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHS]
Henry! Come quickly!
It''s Jocko!
Okay, check the temperature
of the pool. Go! Hurry!
Go to the bottom
of the barrel, please.
[JOCKO BELCHES]
Oh!
You should go wash yourself off,
okay?
That might take the stink away.
for eating my
roast beef sandwich.
Whoo!
will yield an abundance of--
[BOB MARLEY''S
"COULD YOU BE LOVED?" PLAYING]
Hey.
[CHUCKLING]
Peanut-butter cups.
Mahalo, Lucy.
Settle down
and eat your pancakes, huh?
Freeze that image right there.
Next move is up to you.
I''m not into guys.
[]
Hi, Nick.
why don''t you try this?
[MAKES CREAKING NOISE]
Fresh eye never hurts.
Okay.
I just hold onto them
for five minutes each...
Uh, I think Tattoo-Face.
See you tomorrow.
Oh, my goodness.
Which means,
"Look at those two shitheads."
I''m gonna take a Molokai
on that one.
Show Papa what you got.
while I whack the crap
out of this thing?
Shit! No!
and the next day...
Whoa! Oof!
[KIDS GIGGLING]
And what''s up
with your nipples?
Uh-oh.
Wow, taking it deep,
aren''t you?
[SLURPS]
What am I thinking?
that guy over there
could help you out.
Jeez, I''m not really sure...
Take care.
Hey! Peanut-Butter Cups!
Yesterday?
to get a pineapple.
The most beautiful face
Lucy does the same thing
every day.
White.
Good idea.
Sorry, Pop.
Wow, Doug, you''re good.
Maybe you should be a coach.
Happy birthday to you
[GUNSHOT,
WOMAN SCREAMS]
[GRUNTING A CHA-CHA]
Good night.
Good night.
It''s just another day
Dipping in the pocket
Of her raincoat
Dipping in the pocket
Of her raincoat
It''s just another day
then we''re gonna
take her out for a spin.
I, uh,
just wanted to say hi to Lucy.
I can get her
to have breakfast with me again.
Seems incomplete
You''re really lovely
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[CRYING]
[SOBBING]
I''m gonna get an order
of the, uh...
[CRYING AND MOANING]
Okay, thank you.
All right.
[MOANING]
I know I would
if I was in your class.
Okay.
Okay.
I hope you''re happy, Shamu.
It''s Sue.
I know who you are.
My daughter''s
been through enough.
Okay. I''m sorry.
[SEAL''S "LIPS LIKE SUGAR"
PLAYING]
I''m not doing anything wrong.
Aaah!
[SCREAMING]
My grandfather died
trying to jump-start a car.
[DRYDEN MITCHELL''S
"FRIDAY, I''M IN LOVE" PLAYING]
That''s my thin.
Oh, my...
So did I.
Start beating me up,
and make it look good.
Stupid haole!
And that!
And that!
[]
[MUFFLED]
Not her. False alarm.
DOUG:
Yeah? You all set
for this, Mr. Smarty?
Okay.
Oh, boy.
There''s something
I want to show you.
I got to tell you,
it''s grossing me out.
Uh, Lucy, let''s
go back inside.
What?
What?
Having a bad day, Doug!
[SCREAMING]
these are
from the accident.
Oh, no!
I can feel it.
for three months, sweetheart.
Many times.
I have?
I''ll take her.
I, uh, have to hear it
for myself too.
Sorry I''m not
better looking.
Uh, Miss Campbell
took over your class.
Do we have sex?
No, we don''t,
just so everybody knows that.
We want to.
Just kidding.
lie to me
every day.
Good to see you again.
Nice move.
I''ll tell my friend you said s.
and philanthropist.
Hey, Tom,
can I tell you a secret?
to still have
wet dreams?
Easy.
Very funny.
Yes.
If it doesn''t work,
we''ve only wasted one day, so..
In the kind of world
Where we belong?
Hold each other close
The whole night through?
I wish that every kiss
Was never-ending...
will be played
by my good friend, Ula.
Smell my fingers?
that I would always
help look after you.
but we still have you.
I''m too smart.
Aloha.
Uh, this is
the first time.
We could do this
every day.
All right.
she''s a co.
[SCREAMS]
Now you''re dead!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
open the frickin''
car door for me anymore.
You''re in trouble!
do you love me?
Wow...
for quite some time now.
Nothing beats a first kiss.
There''s nothing
like a first kiss.
[LAUGHS]
Nothing beats a first--
You want to meet
a friend of mine?
and take advantage of him?
Mm. Mm...
[WYCLEF JEAN''S "BABY" PLAYING]
And I ain''t
Talking trash neither
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other
Right away
Why Doug always has
To change his sheets
But I still love her so
And I''ll never
Let her go
How about another
First kiss?
I''m just resting.
Will you marry me?
Never.
Good morning.
No!
Don''t you remember me a little?
I have the first.
but it''s never gonna happen.
I was nervous because...
because I came here
to break up with you.
[QUACKING]
so it''s as if you never existe.
I''ll be at my house.
You sure you don''t want me
to put that in there?
let''s just rip that out.
Well, that''s that.
Henry, wait!
Could I have
one last first kiss?
[TRUCK ENGINE
TURNS OVER]
[ZIGGY MARLEY''S "DRIVE" PLAYIN]
Who''s gonna tell you when
It''s too late?
Who''s gonna tell you things
Aren''t so great?
Thinking nothing''s wrong
Tonight?
You can''t go on
That nothing is wrong
[GROWLS]
Candace and Bernice?
or in your case,
a Hefty bag.
your father
doesn''t get eaten by a shark.
[SPEAKING HAWAIIAN]
Love you guys.
My shirt size is medium husky.
You could get hurt!
Oy.
So...
Okay.
Sure.
Yes.
[SOBBING]
She only sings
on days she meets you.
Holy shit.
She remembers me!
Oh.
I suck.
Yeah. Thank you.
Lucy!
Can I ask you a question?
Do you have any idea who I am?
No?
That sucks.
Well, yeah.
Not really.
This is my studio.
Wow.
but I dream about you
almost every night.
I''m the mn
of yours.
Lucy, it''s nice to meet you to.
[LUCY CHUCKLES]
If we were older
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
That''s righ.
I''ll be watching you
I''ll be watching you
With every step you take?
I''ll be watching you
I''ll be watching you
[311''S "LOVE SONG" PLAYING]
Whenever I''m alone with you
You make me feel
Like I am home again
Whenever I''m alone with you
You make me feel
Like am whole again
I will always love you
Whenever I''m alone with you
You make me feel
Like I am free again
Whenever I''m alone with you
You make me feel
Like I am clean again
I know this much is true
I know this much is true
I know this much is true
[IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
We went cliff diving.
Got it! Moving out!
[]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHS]
Henry! Come quickly!
It''s Jocko!
Okay, check the temperature
of the pool. Go! Hurry!
Go to the bottom
of the barrel, please.
[JOCKO BELCHES]
Oh!
You should go wash yourself off,
okay?
That might take the stink away.
for eating my
roast beef sandwich.
Whoo!
will yield an abundance of--
[BOB MARLEY''S
"COULD YOU BE LOVED?" PLAYING]
Hey.
[CHUCKLING]
Peanut-butter cups.
Mahalo, Lucy.
Settle down
and eat your pancakes, huh?
Freeze that image right there.
Next move is up to you.
I''m not into guys.
[]
Hi, Nick.
why don''t you try this?
[MAKES CREAKING NOISE]
Fresh eye never hurts.
Okay.
I just hold onto them
for five minutes each...
Uh, I think Tattoo-Face.
See you tomorrow.
Oh, my goodness.
Which means,
"Look at those two shitheads."
I''m gonna take a Molokai
on that one.
Show Papa what you got.
while I whack the crap
out of this thing?
Shit! No!
and the next day...
Whoa! Oof!
[KIDS GIGGLING]
And what''s up
with your nipples?
Uh-oh.
Wow, taking it deep,
aren''t you?
[SLURPS]
What am I thinking?
that guy over there
could help you out.
Jeez, I''m not really sure...
Take care.
Hey! Peanut-Butter Cups!
Yesterday?
to get a pineapple.
The most beautiful face
Lucy does the same thing
every day.
White.
Good idea.
Sorry, Pop.
Wow, Doug, you''re good.
Maybe you should be a coach.
Happy birthday to you
[GUNSHOT,
WOMAN SCREAMS]
[GRUNTING A CHA-CHA]
Good night.
Good night.
It''s just another day
Dipping in the pocket
Of her raincoat
Dipping in the pocket
Of her raincoat
It''s just another day
then we''re gonna
take her out for a spin.
I, uh,
just wanted to say hi to Lucy.
I can get her
to have breakfast with me again.
Seems incomplete
You''re really lovely
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[CRYING]
[SOBBING]
I''m gonna get an order
of the, uh...
[CRYING AND MOANING]
Okay, thank you.
All right.
[MOANING]
I know I would
if I was in your class.
Okay.
Okay.
I hope you''re happy, Shamu.
It''s Sue.
I know who you are.
My daughter''s
been through enough.
Okay. I''m sorry.
[SEAL''S "LIPS LIKE SUGAR"
PLAYING]
I''m not doing anything wrong.
Aaah!
[SCREAMING]
My grandfather died
trying to jump-start a car.
[DRYDEN MITCHELL''S
"FRIDAY, I''M IN LOVE" PLAYING]
That''s my thin.
Oh, my...
So did I.
Start beating me up,
and make it look good.
Stupid haole!
And that!
And that!
[]
[MUFFLED]
Not her. False alarm.
DOUG:
Yeah? You all set
for this, Mr. Smarty?
Okay.
Oh, boy.
There''s something
I want to show you.
I got to tell you,
it''s grossing me out.
Uh, Lucy, let''s
go back inside.
What?
What?
Having a bad day, Doug!
[SCREAMING]
these are
from the accident.
Oh, no!
I can feel it.
for three months, sweetheart.
Many times.
I have?
I''ll take her.
I, uh, have to hear it
for myself too.
Sorry I''m not
better looking.
Uh, Miss Campbell
took over your class.
Do we have sex?
No, we don''t,
just so everybody knows that.
We want to.
Just kidding.
lie to me
every day.
Good to see you again.
Nice move.
I''ll tell my friend you said s.
and philanthropist.
Hey, Tom,
can I tell you a secret?
to still have
wet dreams?
Easy.
Very funny.
Yes.
If it doesn''t work,
we''ve only wasted one day, so..
In the kind of world
Where we belong?
Hold each other close
The whole night through?
I wish that every kiss
Was never-ending...
will be played
by my good friend, Ula.
Smell my fingers?
that I would always
help look after you.
but we still have you.
I''m too smart.
Aloha.
Uh, this is
the first time.
We could do this
every day.
All right.
she''s a co.
[SCREAMS]
Now you''re dead!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
open the frickin''
car door for me anymore.
You''re in trouble!
do you love me?
Wow...
for quite some time now.
Nothing beats a first kiss.
There''s nothing
like a first kiss.
[LAUGHS]
Nothing beats a first--
You want to meet
a friend of mine?
and take advantage of him?
Mm. Mm...
[WYCLEF JEAN''S "BABY" PLAYING]
And I ain''t
Talking trash neither
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other
Right away
Why Doug always has
To change his sheets
But I still love her so
And I''ll never
Let her go
How about another
First kiss?
I''m just resting.
Will you marry me?
Never.
Good morning.
No!
Don''t you remember me a little?
I have the first.
but it''s never gonna happen.
I was nervous because...
because I came here
to break up with you.
[QUACKING]
so it''s as if you never existe.
I''ll be at my house.
You sure you don''t want me
to put that in there?
let''s just rip that out.
Well, that''s that.
Henry, wait!
Could I have
one last first kiss?
[TRUCK ENGINE
TURNS OVER]
[ZIGGY MARLEY''S "DRIVE" PLAYIN]
Who''s gonna tell you when
It''s too late?
Who''s gonna tell you things
Aren''t so great?
Thinking nothing''s wrong
Tonight?
You can''t go on
That nothing is wrong
[GROWLS]
Candace and Bernice?
or in your case,
a Hefty bag.
your father
doesn''t get eaten by a shark.
[SPEAKING HAWAIIAN]
Love you guys.
My shirt size is medium husky.
You could get hurt!
Oy.
So...
Okay.
Sure.
Yes.
[SOBBING]
She only sings
on days she meets you.
Holy shit.
She remembers me!
Oh.
I suck.
Yeah. Thank you.
Lucy!
Can I ask you a question?
Do you have any idea who I am?
No?
That sucks.
Well, yeah.
Not really.
This is my studio.
Wow.
but I dream about you
almost every night.
I''m the mn
of yours.
Lucy, it''s nice to meet you to.
[LUCY CHUCKLES]
If we were older
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
That''s righ.
I''ll be watching you
I''ll be watching you
With every step you take?
I''ll be watching you
I''ll be watching you
[311''S "LOVE SONG" PLAYING]
Whenever I''m alone with you
You make me feel
Like I am home again
Whenever I''m alone with you
You make me feel
Like am whole again
I will always love you
Whenever I''m alone with you
You make me feel
Like I am free again
Whenever I''m alone with you
You make me feel
Like I am clean again
I know this much is true
I know this much is true
I know this much is true