50 First Dates (2004) - full transcript

Henry Roth lives in a Hawaiian paradise with the company of endless women with no strings attached. This is until he meets Lucy Whitmore. Both Henry and Lucy enjoy the company of each other and feel the start of a serious relationship occurring. Approaching Lucy the next day, Henry is confused when Lucy fails to recognize him. This is the moment Henry discovers that Lucy actually suffers from short term memory loss and can't remember each individual day. Henry won't let this stop him and is prepared to make her fall in love with him all over again, each and every day.

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[IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

We went cliff diving.

Got it! Moving out!

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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHS]

Henry! Come quickly!

It''s Jocko!

Okay, check the temperature

of the pool. Go! Hurry!

Go to the bottom

of the barrel, please.

[JOCKO BELCHES]

Oh!

You should go wash yourself off,

okay?

That might take the stink away.

for eating my

roast beef sandwich.

Whoo!

will yield an abundance of--

[BOB MARLEY''S

"COULD YOU BE LOVED?" PLAYING]

Hey.

[CHUCKLING]

Peanut-butter cups.

Mahalo, Lucy.

Settle down

and eat your pancakes, huh?

Freeze that image right there.

Next move is up to you.

I''m not into guys.

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Hi, Nick.

why don''t you try this?

[MAKES CREAKING NOISE]

Fresh eye never hurts.

Okay.

I just hold onto them

for five minutes each...

Uh, I think Tattoo-Face.

See you tomorrow.

Oh, my goodness.

Which means,

"Look at those two shitheads."

I''m gonna take a Molokai

on that one.

Show Papa what you got.

while I whack the crap

out of this thing?

Shit! No!

and the next day...

Whoa! Oof!

[KIDS GIGGLING]

And what''s up

with your nipples?

Uh-oh.

Wow, taking it deep,

aren''t you?

[SLURPS]

What am I thinking?

that guy over there

could help you out.

Jeez, I''m not really sure...

Take care.

Hey! Peanut-Butter Cups!

Yesterday?

to get a pineapple.

The most beautiful face

Lucy does the same thing

every day.

White.

Good idea.

Sorry, Pop.

Wow, Doug, you''re good.

Maybe you should be a coach.

Happy birthday to you

[GUNSHOT,

WOMAN SCREAMS]

[GRUNTING A CHA-CHA]

Good night.

It''s just another day

Dipping in the pocket

Of her raincoat

Dipping in the pocket

Of her raincoat

It''s just another day

then we''re gonna

take her out for a spin.

I, uh,

just wanted to say hi to Lucy.

I can get her

to have breakfast with me again.

Seems incomplete

You''re really lovely

[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[CRYING]

[SOBBING]

I''m gonna get an order

of the, uh...

[CRYING AND MOANING]

Okay, thank you.

All right.

[MOANING]

I know I would

if I was in your class.

Okay.

I hope you''re happy, Shamu.

It''s Sue.

I know who you are.

My daughter''s

been through enough.

Okay. I''m sorry.

[SEAL''S "LIPS LIKE SUGAR"

PLAYING]

I''m not doing anything wrong.

Aaah!

[SCREAMING]

My grandfather died

trying to jump-start a car.

[DRYDEN MITCHELL''S

"FRIDAY, I''M IN LOVE" PLAYING]

That''s my thin.

Oh, my...

So did I.

Start beating me up,

and make it look good.

Stupid haole!

And that!

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[MUFFLED]

Not her. False alarm.

DOUG:

Yeah? You all set

for this, Mr. Smarty?

Okay.

Oh, boy.

There''s something

I want to show you.

I got to tell you,

it''s grossing me out.

Uh, Lucy, let''s

go back inside.

What?

Having a bad day, Doug!

[SCREAMING]

these are

from the accident.

Oh, no!

I can feel it.

for three months, sweetheart.

Many times.

I have?

I''ll take her.

I, uh, have to hear it

for myself too.

Sorry I''m not

better looking.

Uh, Miss Campbell

took over your class.

Do we have sex?

No, we don''t,

just so everybody knows that.

We want to.

Just kidding.

lie to me

every day.

Good to see you again.

Nice move.

I''ll tell my friend you said s.

and philanthropist.

Hey, Tom,

can I tell you a secret?

to still have

wet dreams?

Easy.

Very funny.

Yes.

If it doesn''t work,

we''ve only wasted one day, so..

In the kind of world

Where we belong?

Hold each other close

The whole night through?

I wish that every kiss

Was never-ending...

will be played

by my good friend, Ula.

Smell my fingers?

that I would always

help look after you.

but we still have you.

I''m too smart.

Aloha.

Uh, this is

the first time.

We could do this

every day.

All right.

she''s a co.

[SCREAMS]

Now you''re dead!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

open the frickin''

car door for me anymore.

You''re in trouble!

do you love me?

Wow...

for quite some time now.

Nothing beats a first kiss.

There''s nothing

like a first kiss.

[LAUGHS]

Nothing beats a first--

You want to meet

a friend of mine?

and take advantage of him?

Mm. Mm...

[WYCLEF JEAN''S "BABY" PLAYING]

And I ain''t

Talking trash neither

Where I first saw your face

We liked each other

Right away

Why Doug always has

To change his sheets

But I still love her so

And I''ll never

Let her go

How about another

First kiss?

I''m just resting.

Will you marry me?

Never.

Good morning.

No!

Don''t you remember me a little?

I have the first.

but it''s never gonna happen.

I was nervous because...

because I came here

to break up with you.

[QUACKING]

so it''s as if you never existe.

I''ll be at my house.

You sure you don''t want me

to put that in there?

let''s just rip that out.

Well, that''s that.

Henry, wait!

Could I have

one last first kiss?

[TRUCK ENGINE

TURNS OVER]

[ZIGGY MARLEY''S "DRIVE" PLAYIN]

Who''s gonna tell you when

It''s too late?

Who''s gonna tell you things

Aren''t so great?

Thinking nothing''s wrong

Tonight?

You can''t go on

That nothing is wrong

[GROWLS]

Candace and Bernice?

or in your case,

a Hefty bag.

your father

doesn''t get eaten by a shark.

[SPEAKING HAWAIIAN]

Love you guys.

My shirt size is medium husky.

You could get hurt!

Oy.

So...

Okay.

Sure.

Yes.

[SOBBING]

She only sings

on days she meets you.

Holy shit.

She remembers me!

Oh.

I suck.

Yeah. Thank you.

Lucy!

Can I ask you a question?

Do you have any idea who I am?

No?

That sucks.

Well, yeah.

Not really.

This is my studio.

Wow.

but I dream about you

almost every night.

I''m the mn

of yours.

Lucy, it''s nice to meet you to.

[LUCY CHUCKLES]

If we were older

I now pronounce you

man and wife.

Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high

That''s righ.

I''ll be watching you

With every step you take?

I''ll be watching you

[311''S "LOVE SONG" PLAYING]

Whenever I''m alone with you

You make me feel

Like I am home again

Whenever I''m alone with you

You make me feel

Like am whole again

I will always love you

Whenever I''m alone with you

You make me feel

Like I am free again

Whenever I''m alone with you

You make me feel

Like I am clean again

I know this much is true