3 straniere a Roma (1958) - full transcript

Hurray!

- What a magnificent city Rome! - And what a dream this sun is!

- Have it in Milan! - San Pietro is magnificent!

But the Milan Cathedral is more impressive.

Too bad we only have two days!

Seeing Rome in two days is not enough, two months would not be enough for us!

Just run, bus after bus.

I divided the city into sectors, after the Vatican,

one hill after another we will see all seven of them in a short time.

- Without stopping? - Are you already affected by the air of Rome?

- You're getting two lazy! - Give me a sandwich, I'm hungry!



You know sandwiches are rationed!

Just a "tear" and we are ruined.

You won't want to sleep outside tonight!

We have the money!

Two days in Rome! They will all die of anger!

For two days I don't want to hear about work and Milan.

It will be the air of Rome, but I feel different.

- Where do we go now? - At the Trevi Fountain.

- Three sous in the fountain. - Then we'll be back!

- Maybe on their honeymoon! - Wait a moment.

- Now we ask. Hey, say! - $ ì?

Excuse me, for the Trevi Fountain?

Trevi Fountain? It's difficult! How do you get there from here?

Excuse me, is this the Appia Antica?



- Tomb of Cecilia Metella? - It's right near here.

- Sorry ... - Hey, I can't split up!

Ask someone else! Don't you see what I have to do?

I'll take you there. I have to go to Sora Metella too.

- Tell us where this fountain is? - But look at that girl!

Get "loaded" by a "taxi driver"! I'm talking to two foreigners!

We want to go?

We happened just fine! The usual Romans.

What a way to do it! Let's hope that not all Romans are like that.

- Let's go? - Let's go.

- We got off to a good start! - We are not discouraged.

- Ask this. - It's useless. - No, try.

Excuse me. Please, Trevi Fountain.

- It's in the center. - Okay, but what is the way to go?

... Ninetto il Moro restaurant.

Ninetto il Moro? The one from Testaccio?

...came.

I spend my days, my nights there!

Ninetto is a friend, a relative, a brother!

Make the best rigatoni with pajata from Rome!

- I'll take you there. - But the Trevi Fountain?

But what are you going to do there? Come to Ninetto and make yourself a "tycoon"!

It has an "amatriciana" and a wine that goes down without you noticing!

Let's go. A day like this will remember her for a lifetime.

- This then! - We got it wrong again.

In Rome, to be heard, one must be recommended or a foreigner.

- Let's contact a policeman. - Where do you find him?

- We are not in Milan! - Then what do you want to do?

What do I want to do?

Now you will see it!

Scusi?

Tell me?

- "Pardon", information. - I'm at your disposal.

I'm available.

- Trevi Fountain. - Very good! I'll explain it to you right away.

Too bad I have the car under repair. Bad, do you understand?

- No matter. - No, it's important.

Trevi Fountain is far away, it takes us two minutes by car.

Now I'll explain well. Are you alone in Italy?

Yes, beautiful sun of Italy.

No sun! I meant it with mom and dad.

- Stop that! - No mom and dad, we alone.

We camping. Turn world hitchhiking.

- I get it. - Beautiful capital of Italy.

Yes, but to see it well you need a car, a guide ...

- I am a guide. - What he said?

With the car today see all of Rome! invite you.

In two hours the car will be ready. Fault fixed.

Ya! The three of us, you ... "walk."

No, I have two friends ...

Due "camarad".

"Ya, camarad".

Two guys ... two gentlemen, huh? One is ... "doctor".

Another is like me ... possident.

It has the "grain". We could meet in two hours at the Colosseum.

Sudden machine failure. Of course, Commander, you are right.

I could have phoned earlier, but ...

In this area the phones ... it's Easter, everything is closed.

Where did I find him?

What does he say? Renounce?

But Commander, you ...

you have to come to Rocca Morbella for a year.

My brother has already warned everyone of the honor she did us.

I beg you, Commander, don't make me look bad.

But, no, I assure you, only 5 minutes.

At 3.30 at the Colosseum. I got it?

- At the 'trois "and a half! - Ya! Ya!

Until we meet again.

Until we meet again.

Ciao.

Have you seen how the system works?

Ciao!

In short, where is this Trevi Fountain?

Ah, yes!

- Then? - I'll check the work and give it to him.

- Aren't we done yet? - Osvaldo, I want to check.

- But I finished it all ... - Hurry up!

With these "bagnarole" you have to be careful.

I told her that he was incompetent. She could do it.

The responsibility is mine, I do the work with conscience.

Do you no longer trust your pupil now?

If I don't check, I'm not comfortable.

It is a question of conscience. It takes me a minute.

Hurry up!

But ... what is he doing?

- Hey! - Criminal, you want me to close the shop?

Down here it was all a mess!

In short, what happens?

Light a candle in Sant'Antonio.

After less than three kilometers he would have found himself "grunted"

- and pale in the hospital. - For that vine?

Lives? Here it takes a lot of original spare parts!

But don't worry, it will be ready on Tuesday.

Tuesday? Day after tomorrow? And does he tell me so?

Do I have to tell him while crying? I don't make the original parts myself.

I need it now! I have to take my office manager to Rocca Morbella!

With this he did not even reach Rocca Cannuccia!

This is true unconsciousness! She doesn't know who I am!

I will speak to the right person.

Hey, calm down.

Is it reckless not to send her away with a broken car?

To accompany the office manager, he can take a rented car.

Already! And where do I find a rental car?

Now, here?

It is better to wear the "parannanza" than the tailcoat!

Hurry, I want to close.

Okay ... I'm going.

But remember, I'll be here on Tuesday and you'll be dealing with me.

Doctor Anselmo Gerardi Frezza,

official of the State General Accounting Office.

We will do the math!

We're OK! I have to deal with that Eternal Father.

Osvaldo, put all those pieces back.

No, you do it yourself, you gave me a "grant" slap.

- You go down there. - But you don't understand.

I did everything to keep my car.

The job was perfect, it was just a joke.

Minus the slap!

I have remedied three foreigners who "bother" you.

I have an appointment with them in two hours with the car.

What an Easter, Osvaldo!

- Are you going there alone? - No, now I'm going to Sergio and Franco.

- Do I really make you sick? - What are you saying, little brother?

You have to grow a little tall for these things.

- You're still a little too rookie. - Ah!

- And how do you do with Magda your? - Yeah, how do I do it?

Osvaldo ... will you do me a favor?

No! I'm not a rookie anymore! You take care of that one!

Okay, I'll call you. Meanwhile, put the pieces back together, slug!

> Ask a brother a favor!

How clever!

- Good morning, Sora Agnese, happy Easter. - Thanks.

- Is Sergio at home? - No, we work harder on holidays.

- He's over there, fixing the eggs. - Sergio!

There are the guards, the carabinieri, the scientific police ...

fingerprints. When it comes to stealing,

they take off your pants without touching your "belly"!

I have a bite to eat and come to the workshop.

If you can't find me, wait for me, I have to go to Magda.

- Because? - I promised to spend Easter with her and ...

Imagine it will happen.

Make up an excuse. Tell her relatives have arrived from the south.

That screen from uncle Gaetano arrived at us.

- Did you read the paper this morning? - At least stay calm for Easter.

If something is stolen from your master, I wouldn't mind.

Bad, bad!

You too are a capitalist and you have to defend the "pocket".

I know the Mastelloni counts well,

I have been their trusted man for 20 years.

With everything they have ... watch out for the penny!

Gaetano, that's why they should give him everything!

The Mastelloni Counts can deceive you, not me!

No, the money deserves it.

Michele, come on, the pasta is overcooking.

- Pinuccia, hurry up. Close and come upstairs. It takes me two minutes, I also have to go home to eat.

I know your "two minutes" well!

- Here, but hurry. - That is fine.

Hurry, I want to close.

If God wills, tomorrow I'm going to Tuscolo to eat the fettuccine!

And after a bottle of coffee made with my own hands!

We close.

- Ah! - I'll take the scooter, I have to run an errand.

Now? Your mom said it's ready. Forget it.

- Dad, five minutes, I'll come and go. - That is fine.

- Dad, the week? - You already weighed it.

- Next, right? - Is it possible that you are always asking for money?

But I work, dad.

I go and come back.

- Hi Dad. - "Shut up your" ... this boy!

Hurry up, please me.

And then you say you love me? You know chocolate is bad for me.

It gives me patches on my face and pimples behind my shoulders.

I'm allergic to chocolate and you keep sending me chocolate!

Tons of chocolate! You're a monster!

It was just a little egg to remember the tradition.

But you will see that I will be able to make me forgive immediately.

Do you know where i am? From the florist!

Luckily, I love flowers.

Rosetta! Throw out this filth!

Rosetta! Rosetta!

Like? No, don't come, please.

At least on Easter day spare me your sight!

Mamma mia, how boring you are!

I don't want to see you today!

- Throw that egg away. - Throw it away? - Yup.

And close the door.

I look at you, but a view!

San Pietro, beautiful!

What is this "garbage"? Not even the Indians want these.

> - Americans only. -> What do you care?

I like a lot of souvenirs!

ESPORTESCION, this one wants the money!

- Just for regularity, are you authorized? > Authorized me?

Jokes? I have over 30 years of honorable career. Can't you see here?

Beautiful. Very nice Capitol.

Kill, what a culture it has!

This is not the Capitol, it is the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

> Ah, Pisa! - Make a little confusion.

Wonderful memory. Tower that never falls.

Let's get it, otherwise he'll even sell us some priest's hats.

Franco, there is nothing to do, you have to suffer,

the "sell-junk" ruin our national reputation.

- I'd like to know who gives him permission. - Louison Bobet.

We also take the Leaning Tower of Pisa. How much is it?

- Do you want postcards? - No, they can't write!

All 4 thousand lire.

- What do you say? - Three thousand.

Two thousand and that's too much!

What do I have to put up with from these parrots!

- {Mount. - Lean on this stem.

Souvenir of Rome!

- What shall we take, sisters? - Four Capuchins.

- The Romans are nice, right, llse? - Ya, "bauscia".

Sounds funny this Dane, huh?

- You like? > This is Piazza Navona.

I bet there is all of Copenhagen in this square.

- Oh nice! - You like it, huh?

Here is the Capitol, here we get married!

Well, you like it, huh?