3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) - full transcript

NARRATOR:
Centuries ago,

a village in Japan
lived in peace,

protected by the power
of the Golden Broadswords.

And now, young warriors,

you have been chosen to wrest
the sword from evil hands

and return it
to its rightful place.

[♪♪♪]

Ninja.

Let the games begin.

Let's do it. Hyah!

Hyah!



Hyah!

[ALARM BUZZING]

[GRUNTS]

Whoa.

[EXCLAIMING]

[GRUNTS]

[EXPLOSIONS]

Hyah!
Hyah!

Let's go, TumTum, come on.

ALL:
Hyah!

Yeah!
All right!

Way to go!
We were awesome!

Piece of cake.

Speaking of cake,
let's eat.



So you think you're feeling
pretty good, huh?

Why shouldn't we?
We smoked that course.

Shredded it!

Kicked its butt.

You think you're master

of your domain,
don't you?

What gives, Grandpa?
I thought you'd
be proud of us.

We got the sword.

A ninja's journey is never
over until he returns

from whence he came.

[EXCLAIMING]

Beware, young ninjas.

Try to find you.

[GRUNTS]

Whoa!

[EXPLOSIONS]

Ouch.

Congratulations,
you all passed
with flying colours.

Yeah, black and blue.

You just learned a ninja's
most valuable lesson,
humility.

Don't you mean
the agony of defeat?

Agony in defeat.

[EXCLAIMING]

When the ninja's head
swells with pride

he becomes his own
worst enemy.

He loses focus,
his spirit loses balance.

He sees, but he is blind.

A ninja's eyes
can betray him.

He must learn to trust
his other senses.

He must learn to see
with his ears.

He must be one
with his environment.

Take this!

Go over there
and dig a well.

Go!

[♪♪♪]

TUMTUM:
I wish we didn't have
to go so soon.

Now we have to wait another
year for more training.

Ninja training
is cool and all,

but this summer
was definitely my last.

TUMTUM:
Don't say that.

Grandpa might hear you.

COLT: You mean that, Rocky?
Hey, don't get me wrong.

I love Grandpa,
and karate is way cool.

But next year I'll be 15.

Time to get a job so I have
wheels when I get my license.

But what about
ninja training?

I don't think anyone's
gonna hire me

just because I got
ninja experience.

Maybe Rocky's got a point.

Not you too, Colt.

Don't you guys
like being ninja warriors?

It's just a game we play
with Grandpa.

I'd kind of like to hang out
at the beach more.

But we were gonna
be superheroes,

learn the way of the closed
fist, like Dave Dragon.

You watch too much TV.

TumTum, there's gonna be a lot
of good summers here.

Yeah. Just because we're
leaving doesn't mean you are.

ROCKY:
I'm 15. Summers are starting
to be important to me now.

COLT:
I miss the beach.

ROCKY: Now you got Grandpa
to yourself.

[♪♪♪]

[GUNS COCKING]

The men are ready.

[♪♪♪]

Mom, Dad.

MAN:
Hey, guys.

How are my ninjas?
How you doing?

I missed you.
MAN: How are you?

WOMAN: Hi, baby.
MAN: How'd you make out?

How's my birthday boy, huh?

Did you guys have
an excellent time?

TUMTUM:
It was great.

We murderized this killer
obstacle course

and had cake.
Ooh.

Mom, do you have anything
to eat in the fridge?

Yeah, ham-and-cheese
sandwiches sound okay?

Awesome.
Awesome. Thanks, Mom.

Colt, Rocky.

Once a ninja,
always a ninja.

Sure, Grandpa.
Yeah, Grandpa.

Anything the matter, Dad?

Oh, nothing a little
adolescence won't cure.

I think it's time to put

old Grandpa on the shelf
like GI Joe and Buzz
Lightyear.

I'm afraid our young ninjas

have found new thresholds
to cross.

Well, they do grow up fast.

I mean, one minute you're
bouncing them on your knee,

and the next thing you know
they want to borrow the car

and date the prom queen.
WOMAN: Listen to you two.

You sound like they're going
off to fight the Crusades.

They're still just boys.

I gotta get back to work.
The FBI waits for no man.

All right, baby.

I still need you, Grandpa.

And I need you,
now even more.

And as you grow older,

the distance between us
will become greater.

But, if you have this,
I'll always be with you.

"Where one goes,
we all go ."

Yes.

You coming to my birthday
party tomorrow?

We're going to Mega Mountain.

You bet the world I will.

Hurry up.
I'm trying.

There they are.
Let's get them.

[ALL SHOUTING]

All right,
we got you now.

CHORUS:
♪ Dave Dragon
Go, Dave Dragon ♪

MAN:
Oh, no. It's Dragon.

[GRUNTS]

All right, you guys.
Come on, take him out.

CHORUS:
♪ Dave Dragon ♪

Thanks, Dave Dragon.

Hope you enjoyed
this week's exciting episode.

Unfortunately,
it's our last.

After 15 years,

the network decided to pull
the plug on our show.

According to the ratings,

most kids don't believe
in heroes anymore.

So to my legions of young..
warriors who still do believe,

my heartfelt thanks
for your support.

You've given me
a lifetime of memories.

And as long as you uphold
the way of the closed fist:

respect courage, trust,
honour, teamwork,

you'll always
be heroes to me.

ANNOUNCER:
Join Dave Dragon in his final
public appearance

as he shows you the way
of the closed fist.

This weekend, at the one,
the only, Mega Mountain.

TumTum, how about
a bologna-ham-cheese-bacon

lettuce-tomato-turkey
and Swiss sandwich?

It's your favourite.

No, thanks, Mom.
I'm not hungry.

[♪♪♪]

LOTHAR:
There is one main entrance
to the park,

here on the north side.

The entire perimeter
is covered

with a 10-foot fence,
prohibiting all other access.

These points, A and B,

are emergency exits.

"A" squad will split
into three groups of six

and seize these points.

"B" squad will be
stationed here,

at the pumping station,
our point of entrance.

Now, three roving patrols will
be wandering through the park

to take care of any
pain-in-the-butt
troublemakers.

Any problems we put them here,
in the holding tank

under the roller coaster.

Then we seize this area,
Master Control.

Then the entire park
will be at our disposal.

Any questions?

Good. We strike at noon.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

Amanda, have you seen
my mixing bowl?

Amanda?

Hi. Welcome to
the neighbourhood.

Oh, thank you.
[LAUGHS]

Hi, I'm Beverly Morgan-Green.

Jessica Douglas.
It's nice to meet you.

You know, I sure hope
they don't have

some prissy girl types
like the Anderson twins.

Hit it!

Look out!

Whoa! Oh!

I'm terribly sorry
about your window.

Meet my daughter,
Amanda.

Hello, Amanda.

I'm sorry.

That's coming out
of your allowance.

Hi, guys. These are my sons,
Jeffrey and Michael.

I'm TumTum, he's Colt.

JESSICA:
Let's see about getting your
helicopter back.

You want to join us
for breakfast?

Oh, it's okay with me, honey.
Come on.

Rocky, breakfast!

That helicopter's pretty cool.
Did you make it?

My dad taught me how. He works
for a special effects company.

They make all kinds
of neat stuff for the movies.

You must be the pilot.

Rocky, this is Amanda.

Thanks.

Hi, baby.
What do you got there?

Just some gizmos I'm designing
for my dad's new movie.

Cool, a yo-yo.

Watch me loop-the-loop.

No, don't!

[SCREAMS]

[ALL LAUGH]

Sorry again, Mrs. Douglas.

Oh, by the way, Rocky,
Jennifer called.

She'll meet you at Mega
Mountain at 11:00
at the main gate, okay?

[LIPS SMACKING]
What's Mega Mountain?

It's the coolest amusement
park in the world.

We're going to see Dave Dragon
fight the evil Tsunamis.

No!
COLT: No!

But you guys promised me,

because it's my birthday.

Hey, come on, you two.
Be nice to your brother.

I have a great idea, Amanda.
Why don't you join us?

That sounds like fun,
but I don't want to impose.

[CLEARS THROAT]

No, we want you to come.

Yeah, Dave Dragon!

Hyah!

JESSICA:
Great, thank you.

WOMAN:
Hi, welcome to Mega Mountain.

Hi, welcome-- Hi, welcome
to Mega Mountain.

Thank you.

Okay, kids.
Here are your tickets.

Now, your father and I
will meet you here at 5:00.

Hi, Samuel.

Rocky, look after
your brother.

I don't need
a babysitter.

Promise me.

Promise her.

I promise.

Great. Well, have a good time,

and try and stay out
of trouble, okay? Bye.

[♪♪♪]

So, what do you guys
want to ride first?

I want to see
Dave Dragon.

Hey, nobody told us
we were babysitting squirts.

Get a haircut, Buzz.
Nobody's babysitting anybody.

They were just leaving,
weren't you?

[MOUTHING]
Come on.

Let's go, guys.
We don't need them.

But you promised Mom.

Come on.

What's wrong
with your brother?

Just a terminal case
of the stupids

whenever he's around
Jennifer.

Rocky loves Jennifer.

Rocky loves Jennifer.
Rocky loves Jennifer.

[♪♪♪]

[NIGHT VISION GOGGLES
BEEPING AND WHIRRING]

Let's have some fun.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

♪ We'll have a good time ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Somebody told me
Yesterday ♪

[GEARS CRANKING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

♪ I don't care what they say ♪

♪ I'm going to praise it
Yeah ♪

♪ Better hop on the back ♪

♪ Hold on tight ♪

♪ We're tearing up
This thrill tonight ♪

♪ We'll have a good time ♪

♪ We'll even the score ♪

♪ We'll take all we can
And come back for more ♪

♪ We'll have a good time ♪

♪ We're leaving today ♪

♪ There ain't nobody ♪

♪ Gonna stand in our way ♪

♪ Baby, we can ride ♪

♪ Until the world
Is far behind ♪

♪ I know we can
Make it happen ♪

♪ Put your hand in mine ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[BEEPS AND DINGS]

Yeah!

Whoo!

♪ Baby, hop on the back
Hold on tight ♪

♪ We'll be tearing up
This town tonight ♪

♪ We'll have a good time ♪

♪ We'll even the score ♪

♪ We'll take all we can
And come back for more ♪

♪ We'll have a good time ♪

♪ We're leaving today ♪

♪ Ain't nobody going
To stand in our way ♪

♪ We'll have a good time ♪

♪ We'll even the score ♪

♪ We'll take all we can
And come back for more ♪

♪ We'll have a good time ♪

♪ We'll even the score ♪

♪ We'll take all we can
And come back for more ♪

♪ We'll have a good time... ♪

This Dave Dragon fella.

He's just an actor,
but he could cause
some problems.

Take care of it
personally.

ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.

The moment you've all
been waiting for:

Dave Dragon
and the Star Force Five.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Here he is, Dave Dragon!

CHORUS:
♪ Dave Dragon ♪

♪ Go, Dave Dragon ♪

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

[EXPLOSION]

♪ Keeping us alive ♪

♪ Dave Dragon
Go, Dave Dragon ♪

[MAN SCREAMS]

♪ You fight for what's right
Dragon ♪

♪ Keeping us alive ♪

♪ Dave Dragon ♪

♪ Dave Dragon
Go, Dave Dragon ♪

Thanks for visiting
Mega Mountain.
Enjoy your stay.

[GASPS]

The park is closed.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Sweetheart, what's going on?
Where do you think
you're going?

What's it to you?
Get your hands off me.

What's going on here?
Stop! Stop it!

[BUZZING]

Hello, I'm Sister Beatrice
of Our Lady of...

Perpetual Motion Hospital.

Could I please see
your manager?

I'll handle this.

[LOCK BEEPS]

Can I help you?

I'm taking up a collection.

[♪♪♪]

[LAUGHS]

[GUNS COCK]

You have the right
to remain silent.

[GUNSHOTS]
[PEOPLE SCREAM]

Anything you say will be
used against you.

Move it! Move it!

COMPUTER:
Remote uplink interconnected.

One.

Two.

Closed-circuit monitors
active.

Three.

Four.

Five.

The video link is functioning.
All stations secure.

Excellent. Time to play
"Dialling for Dollars."

[♪♪♪]

A little bit more
to the left, sugar.

Oh, yeah,
that's the spot.

Vidphone, sir.
Mr. Smithers.

Can't you see
I'm busy?

I'm sorry, sir.
He insists it's urgent.

Don't forget where
we left off, sugar.

Smithers, this better
be good.

[GULPS]

Mr. Jacobson,
how nice to meet you.

Who in God's name are you, and
what are you doing in my park?

Haven't you heard?

I'm the new director
of park operations

at Mega Mountain,
Mr. Jacobson.

Or may I call you Harry?

No, you most certainly
may not.

In any case, it's my first day
on the job

and I'm afraid
I'm all thumbs.

What would happen
if I accidentally increased

Raging Waters' speed
another 20 miles an hour?

Those turns would be
awfully hard to manoeuvre.

You wouldn't.
I would.

And I will, if you don't
pay me $10 million.

You are insane.

That's what my
shrink tells me.

But unless you cough up the
dough by 3:00 this afternoon,

you'll be broke.

You never know when..
a roller coaster might derail,

a safety harness
might release.

Ooh, imagine the lawsuits,
Harry.

All those heartbroken
families, the cover of Time
magazine.

You'll be the owner
of "Murder Mountain."

I'll call the cops.
I'll call the National Guard.

If I so much
as smell a cop

I'll start taking your
customers on the ride
of their lives.

Drop the money by helicopter..
over the Main Street fountain.

Do as I say
and no one gets hurt.

Harry, when can we go shopping
for my new Mercedes?

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Sure is high.

208 feet, to be exact.

Sure we should we do this
so soon after lunch?

What are you,
chicken?

[IMITATING CHICKEN]

Oh, my God, my purse.
I lost my purse.

Maybe you left it back
at the burger place.

Uh, you guys go ahead.
I'll go look for it.

Meet you
after the ride?

[IMITATING CHICKEN]

Shut up, Eric.
He's just being considerate.

I'm considerate.
Don't you mean "conceited"?

[GIRLS GIGGLE]

[SCREAMING]

♪ Dave Dragon
Go, Dave Dragon ♪

♪ Dave Dragon
Go, Dave Dragon ♪

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

♪ Dave Dragon
Go, Dave Dragon ♪

Thank you, boys and girls,
moms and dads.

You've been a terrific
audience.

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

That was awesome.

Yeah, I forgot
how cool he was.

Too bad they're cancelling
his show.

Colt, will you take me
backstage to get his
autograph?

Come on, I want to ride
Galactic.

It'll only take a minute,
please.

Go ahead, I'll wait here.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Great show.

[CLAPPING]

Excellent show.
Marvellous, truly marvellous.

Thank you. It's always nice
to meet some of my older fans.

Can I help you?
Yes, you can help me.

By going to sleep. Klaus?

[DART GUN FIRING]
Oh!

[CHUCKLES]

Put him under there.

MAN:
All right, all right, come on.

We're gonna need a couple
guys. He's heavy.

[MEN GROANING]

Hey, what are you doing
to Dave?

Hey, hey, hey!
LOTHAR: Get them.

COLT: Get out of here!
MAN: Come back here.

[LAUGHS]

MAN 1:
Come here, you little...

MAN 2: Let's go!
MAN 3: Get that kid.

Hi. The guy
at the burger place

told me someone dropped off
a black purse 10 minutes ago?

Oh, yeah, it's here someplace.
Wait a minute.

[DOOR CREAKING OPEN]

Hey, where'd you go?

Who are those guys?

Over there.

MAN 1:
There they go. Over there.

MAN 2:
Come on, let's get them.

[GRUNTS]

Come on, TumTum.

[BOTH GROANING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

If you come quietly,

I promise
not to harm you.

Otherwise,
I feed you to my dogs.

[SNARLING]

Even ugly dogs
can be taught to heel.

I don't think you understand
who you're messing with.

[LAUGHS]

Ninjas!
Ninjas!

There he is.
I got him.

[GUNSHOT]

[SCREAMS]

Get me out of here!

Hey! Hey!

Come here, you little punk,
come here.

You're all mine.
Huh? Yeah.

[LAUGHS]

Hyah!
[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]
Hyah!

[MUTTERING]

Hyah!

Get up there.

Now, what do you want
on your tombstone?

[LAUGHS]

Pepperoni,
sausage and onion.

Knock it off.

Every year,
the same old show.

Next year we go back
to Disneyland.

[SCREAMING]
COLT: Hyah!

[GRUNTING]

Hi.

[SCREAMS]

Hyah!

Come and get me.
Come on.

I'll string you up
by your ponytail.

Hyah!

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

[CHEERING]

Get off of me!

What the heck do you think
you're doing there, partner?

Have you seen my brothers?
They ran in there.

Hyah! Hyah!

Oh!
Hyah!

Surprise.

Hyah!

Give me five.

[SCREAMS]

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

All right,
way to go.

That was awesome.

Come on,
you mangy dogs.

[ALL CHEERING]

Hurry up.
You've got to see this.

Come on.

When you guys
were fighting,

I ran here to get help
and I found him like this.

What do you think?

Probably a sleep agent.

And that's not all.
Look there.

I think someone's
taken over the park.

COLT: That's impossible.
Let's call.

It's dead.
I already tried.

Lookit.

What are we going to do?

I know someone
who can help us.

[COUGHING]
What the--?

What's going on?

You were attacked by ninjas.

Who are you kids?
I'm Colt.

These are my brothers, Rocky
and TumTum. This is Amanda.

We came backstage
to get your autograph

when we saw those guys
attack you.

Yeah, but don't worry.
We kicked their butts.

We think somebody's
taken over the park.

Maybe ninjas.

Well, if what
you're saying is true

I want to thank you
for saving me.

But you should let
the grownups handle
it from here on.

I'll see what's up.

But can't we come
with you?

I appreciate it, TumTum.
I really do.

But real heroes know
when to play it cool.

I want you guys to stay here
till I get back.

And don't worry.
I'll be back with help soon.

Great. We have to sit
around here

while he get to have
all the fun.

Hey. Look at this.

Those guys must've left it
behind when they chased
you out.

Does it work?
We could call the police.

[STATIC CRACKLING]

Where's the best place
to transmit?

[♪♪♪]

Cool. We can see everything
from up here.

Switch to channel 9.

That's the emergency frequency
Dad always transmits on.

Great. But what'll
we tell them?

Ninjas have taken over
Mega Mountain?

We're just kids. They'll think
we're prank callers.

TumTum, remember what
Dad always tells us to yell

in case of a real emergency?

Fire!

[SIRENS WAILING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

We've got company.

Medusa.

That fool.
Send them a warning.

[SIRENS BLARING DISTANTLY]

You heard her.

[MACHINE-GUN GUNFIRE]

This is way beyond
my jurisdiction.

Call in the feds.

Yes, honey.

The cake. I'm not gonna forget
the cake.

I'm gonna pick it up on
the way to the park.

WOMAN, OVER SPEAKERPHONE:
Sam, urgent call on line two.

Hang on one minute, honey.
Sam Douglas.

What?

How long ago?

I'm on my way.

Jessica, something's happened
at the park. I-- I gotta go.

MEDUSA:
That's the feds.

Find me a UHF frequency
and patch me through.

COMPUTER:
Remote uplink interconnected.

[HELICOPTER FLYING OVERHEAD]

Sam Douglas, FBI.
What do you got?

Well, not sure.

They opened fire on us
when we arrived.

According to what
our spotters tell us,

they've got the park sealed
off from within.

Sam, I've got something.

They're broadcasting on UHF.
We're gonna have to untrap.

Welcome to the party.

Good Lord.

I want to speak
to whoever's in charge.

This is Sam Douglas, FBI.
Who am I speaking with?

Dad!

Kids? What's going on?

ROCKY:
Ninjas, Dad. They're all over
the theme park.

SAM:
Are you boys all right?

Is Amanda with you?
We're all okay.

They cut the phones lines,
so we used the radio to call.

You did fine, son.
You did fine.

Now just lay low and let the
professionals do their jobs.

All right?
MEDUSA: How very touching.

I hate to break up
this family reunion,

but I have an agenda
to keep.

Name your demands.

It's a little late for that.

Mr. Moneybags himself,
Harry Jacobson,

is already emptying out..
the piggy banks,
as instructed.

Get Jacobson here. We need
to try and buy some time.

Andrews, run her picture
through the ViCAP computer.

I want to know
who we're dealing with.

And get me an engineer, now.

I told Harry, no police.

Now you'll have to suffer
the consequences.

Watch closely.

[BEEPING]

Now increase the speed
by 20 percent.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Okay, all right,
stop the ride.
You've made your point.

I don't believe I have.

Thirty percent.

It's our fault. Those people
are gonna get hurt.

But we're ninjas.
We can stop them.

ROCKY:
This is way out of our league.

This isn't one of Grandpa's
crazy adventures.

This is real life,
Hard Copy stuff.

We're unarmed
and outnumbered.

Maybe we can even the odds.

My dad and I worked on these
for his new movie.

Amanda, this is no time
for games.

Yeah, what are we gonna do?

Beat them at Go Fish?

[GASPS]

Go ahead, Rocky.

Now you.

Hey, what about me?

TumTum, wait.
They're smoke bombs.

They explode on impact.

If they can't see you,
they can't hit you.

We can't do it
without you.

All right.

Let's do it.

[POLICE RADIOS SQUAWKING]

Hold it.

Somebody called
for an engineer?

Look.

[RIDERS SCREAMING]
MAN: Oh, my God.

What happens to those people
if that ride goes any faster?

At twice its normal speed?

Extreme nausea,
loss of consciousness,

maybe even death.

[LAUGHING]

Hey, boiled scum.

What's the matter?

Afraid of someone
half your size?

Let's get them.

Now, TumTum.

Hyah!

Ah!

[RIDERS SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

Boo!

Hyah!

Why do you use your head
to hit my feet?

[GROANS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Emergency stop.

[ALARM RINGING]

Oops.

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah!

COMPUTER:
Numeric access granted.

[GROANS]

Power terminated.

[SHRIEKS]

Patch me through
to those little snots.

[ALL CHATTERING AND GROANING]

And don't even think
of escaping,

or I'll have to come back
and deck you.

Get it? "Deck" you?

Foolish children. I'll teach
you to mess with Medusa.

Nice face.

Yeah, nice face.

Not.

We're not afraid of you.

Oh, but you will be.

Freeze that picture.

Get me a printout.

Lothar?
Medusa.

Find those idiot nephews
of mine. I have
a job for them.

[CHUCKLES]

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

Sam. I've got her.

Mary Ann Rogers.
Goes by the name of "Medusa."

Escaped from prison last
month. Talk about your
laundry list:

Extortion, robbery.
You name it, she's done it.

And she's rumoured
to be looking
for a quick score

to get out
of the country.

[SIGHS]

This is killer.

Are you sure Auntie Medusa
won't mind us taking a break?

What Auntie M. don't know
won't hurt her.

Besides, what could possibly
be going wrong

if her plan is foolproof?

I wish this line
would move faster.

[ALL LAUGH]

Hey, no cutting
in line.

Hey, you're not
the boss of me.

[ALL LAUGH]

You idiots.

I told you,
no horsing around.

If Medusa finds out
you've been goofing off--

Oh, no, please!
She'll kill us.

Okay, then pay attention.

You find these kids
and maybe I'll let you live.

They were last seen
over at the Avalanche ride.

Hey. This is a covert
operation.

Put on your glasses.

Oh.

Now move it!

Sorry.

[RIDERS SCREAMING]

It's been over an hour. What
could he possibly be doing?

Maybe he got sick.

Probably wussed out.

Probably wet his pants and
he's too chicken to face us.

We're wasting time.
We should bail.

I'm his girlfriend.
How could he do this to me?

Girl, I've been there,
and they're all dogs.

[BOY CRYING]

Can I have
your autograph?

Sure.

AMANDA:
This is interesting.

What do you mean?

The rides are controlled
manually

through these switch boxes,

but the speeds
of the rides themselves,

along with the tracking,
are monitored

through this display.

Which means somewhere
inside the park

there must be some kind
of Master Control.

Wait. Back at Guest Relations,
they had a computer.

And it's probably tied
into the Master Control.

So?

So...

if I can hack my way
into the mainframe computer,

I can override the ride
controls and shut them down.

We wouldn't
be fighting.

So technically,
we wouldn't be disobeying Dad

and the bad guys couldn't
zap any more of the rides.

There they are!

Dad didn't say we couldn't
defend ourselves.

Amanda, we'll draw them out.

You go back to Guest Relations
and we'll meet up with you.

Good luck.

Hey! Come and get us!

Come on.

[BUZZER SOUNDING]

[DOOR LOCKS BEEP]

My family and I
were walking up...

COP:
Back. Get back.

JESSICA:
Sam.

Sam. What's happening?
Are the kids okay?

Honey, honey, they're fine.
I talked to them, all right?

Don't worry, they're all
right. It's gonna be fine.

Chief Young, how long before
the SWAT team arrives?

It's 1:30 now.
They'll be here in 15 minutes.

What do you want?

[DOOR LOCKS BEEP]

Is there a problem?

[BODY THUDDING]

Susan Blankenship here,
for Eyewitness News.

Boss, take a look at this.

...Terrorists have seized
the park

and are holding
its occupants hostage.

However, police
and FBI officials

are not releasing
any information

regarding the terrorists'
demands.

I will update you
with further developments.

Good. That ought to put
more pressure

on the very rich
Harry Jacobson.

[ALL LAUGH]

Get him.

MAN:
Get him. Get him.

Hold him.

Maybe I'll show you mercy
and make you my boy-toy.

Thanks, but I'd rather
be eaten alive by wolves.

That can be arranged.
Tie him up over there.

Come on, get up.

C.J.:
Excuse me, man. Excuse me.

I know we have taken you
hostage and all,

but could I get
an autograph?

It's for my sister.

C.J.

I get it later, man.

MAN:
Get them! Get them! Come on!

Split up!
Yeah.

Okay, okay, okay!

Zed, get that one!
Buelow, that one!

Come on! Go!

Hey, beat it, kid.

I'll have $5 worth.

[GRUNTING AND MUTTERING]

Got you!

You couldn't hit an elephant
in the butt

with a bazooka.

Ow!

You guys who paid
all your money down there,

get ready to shoot
at the target.

[LAUGHING]
I'm on your tail.

Hey, hey!

I'm gonna get you.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

I'm gonna get--
Stop it!

I'm gonna get you,
and you're gonna pay for this!

Hey, hey!

Wait, wait, you little twerp.
I got you.

Whoa, hey.

Hey.
Hyah!

Ah!

Hyah!

Not the face!
Hyah!

Exit to your left, everyone.
Exit to your left, please.

I'm sorry, you guys, you're
gonna have to take your seats.

I'm sorry, you're gonna
have to sit down.

We gotta get--
No, see--

I'm sorry. Sit!

Down.

Ah-ha!
Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

What's the matter?

Bad hair day?
Hey!

Hey!

It won't budge.
I know! Shut up!

Let's see how they like
a taste of their own medicine.

Uh-oh. Uh, excuse me.

Whoa!

Oh, a little faster?

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Hey, man, check this out.

[CHUCKLING]
Hmm.

Lothar.

I'll take care
of the geeks myself.

They're dog meat.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Let's find Amanda.

[BOTH GROANING]

[ALL RETCHING]

Ha, ha.

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

Here goes nothing.

Access denied.

Access denied.

Ha, ha.

Access granted.

Yes. Dang, I'm good.

[BEEPING]

Start with the Atom Smasher.

Locked.

[♪♪♪]

Okay, men.

We have a D-9 scenario.

SAM:
Those are innocent civilians
in there.

I don't want anybody harmed.

Let's move out.

Sam?

Those guys are
the best, honey.

Everything's
gonna be fine.

I hope you're right.

[ALARM BEEPS]

[TYPING]

[LAUGHING]:
They're bringing the big guns.

Ha! Game over.
You're finished.

If I were you,
I'd cut my losses.

Surrender now
and beg for mercy.

You're no match
for the SWAT.

Then we'll just
have to "swat" them

like the bugs they are.

They are entering the north,
south and east quadrants.

[LAUGHING]

B squad.

Go for B.

MEDUSA:
You know what to do.

DAVE:
I'm telling you,
you're wasting your time.

Spinning your wheels,

swimming in circles,
going nowhere fast.

Ready?
Give the word.

MAN:
Let's go. Come here.

Fry them.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
[ALL SCREAM]

When I get my hands on you,
you...you witch!

Save your strength, Dragon.
You're just wasting your time.

Spinning your wheels,
swimming in circles,

going nowhere fast.

[CONSOLE BEEPS]

Okay, C.J.,
do your worst.

[LAUGHS]

COMPUTER:
Access denied.

C.J.:
What the--?

What's wrong?
The system's locked me out.

Access denied.

Try another ride.

Access denied.

Somebody else must
be overriding the system.

We are no longer
in control.

Access denied.

Locked. Locked.

Try harder.

Access denied.

Speed control.
Access denied.

It's not responding, man.

Ha. Not responding.

Looks like you've
got the brawn but forgot
the brain.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]
Access denied.

Access denied.

Locked. Locked.
Access denied.

Move over, idiot.

Access granted.

You want to play games?
Watch this.

Emergency brakes engaged.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Oh, no.

No!

He's starting to bore me.
Get him out of my sight.

[TYPING]

Any further attempts
to stop me,

I release
.. the safety harnesses

and presto.

Instant pancakes.

This is your last
warning.

It's hopeless.

It looks like
you're gonna have to pay.

I'm on my way to the bank.

[GUNFIRE]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Keep moving.
Go on.

Get over there.
Open those doors.

Get back.
Get out of the way.

Head back,
come on.

Turn around.

[CROWD GASPS AND MURMURS]

Hey, Dragon, I'll show you
the Way of the Closed Fist.

[LAUGHS]

BOY:
Why don't you do something?

Are you really a hero, or
just a phony like my dad says?

It's not that simple.

These aren't much good
against guns.

I thought so.

What?. Oh, it's you,
Auntie M.

I mean, Aunt Medu--
I don't know what I mean.

MEDUSA:
Where were the kids

while you imbeciles
were joyriding?

Well-- Well, you see,
the thing is,

they kind of escaped
is what they did.

When I get ahold of you,..
I'll have your heads for this.

How about a picture?

You want to take a picture?
No, you idiot.

Not you, Medusa.
I'll call you back.

Hi, how you doing?

I'll, uh, take a picture
of, uh, those two.

Thank you.

[LAUGHS]

Thank you.

Pay the man.
Let's go.

JENNIFER:
Where is he?

Cheer up, there's plenty
of fish in the sea.

Hey, no sweat.
I'll be your new boyfriend.

That'll cheer her
right up.

Yep, that's her.

Can I help you?

Hi. I have a message
from your boyfriend.

Samuel? Where is he?
Come with me.

Hey, butthead,
maybe I'm her new boyfriend.

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

Bummer, man,
you peed your pants.

Hey, where are they taking
Jennifer?

Any luck with the rides?

Boy, am I glad
to see you guys.

Yeah, all except for
the last one on the list.

She beat me to it.
Come here.

Any more tricks and she'll
drop them on their heads.

Stop it! Let go of me!

Somebody help me!
Get them off of me!

What?

Rocky, isn't that Jennifer?

I've gotta save her.
It's a trap.

We're going with you.
No.

It's too dangerous.

Rocky!
Rocky!

Stay here with Amanda in case
the ninjas come looking.

Hey, Rocky,
if you don't come back,

can I have your
Barry Bonds glove?

TumTum.

I'll be back.

That ought to keep those
little monsters busy.

Lothar, you know
what to do.

[CHUCKLES]

[♪♪♪]

What the heck.

I'm out of a job next week
anyway.

[MACHINE-GUN FIRE]

[ALL CHEERING]

Hey, Dave.

Way to go.

Come on, everybody.

[♪♪♪]

Jacobson's just left
with the money.

Good, good. And we got
the park surrounded,

we've got tracking devices
in the bags--

That's right. The minute the
money's dropped, we move in.

They can't escape.

That's what worries me.

Help!

I'm in here.
Jennifer, I'm coming.

Samuel, hurry!

Never send a boy
to do a man's job.

[LAUGHS]

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hurry. Get me out of here,
Samuel.

No more room
to run, punk.

Now it's just you and me.

You can do it.
Just don't look down.

LOTHAR:
You smell that, kid?

That's fear what's coming up
behind you.

Look out, Samuel.

Sam.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

[LAUGHS]

Hurry, Samuel!

[SCREAMS]

Yes!

I'm alive.

[GUNS COCKING]

[CHUCKLES]

That little rodent.

MAN:
Thattaboy!

Hurry, Samuel.

Look, boss.
The helicopter.

Everybody pack up.
We're leaving.

I'll teach you to pick
a fight with me, Romeo.

Hurry.

COMPUTER:
Emergency brakes released.

Emergency brakes released.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Samuel.

You saved me.

Call me Rocky.

MAN:
All right, move away, people.

Hey, just look out.
Get out of the way.

Okay, everybody step back.

[SOBBING]

[LAUGHING]

Goodbye, Andrew Jackson.

Honest Abe.

Alexander Hamilton.

I'm gonna miss you
most of all.

Air to base, air to base.

Base, over.
The drop is a go.

The drop is a go.

Your men ready?

[RACKS GUN]

Move out.

Go, drop.

Come to mama.

Oh, get the money.

Come on, my money,
my money.

[GRUNTING AND LAUGHING]
Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's move it.
Go, go, go, go.

They got the money.

More, more, more, more.

They've won.

I got an idea.

Come on.

Get the money.
The money.

I got it! Yes, yes!
[MEDUSA LAUGHING]

I got it.

[LAUGHING]
We're rich!

[CRYING]

[BEEPING]

Let's go get Rocky.

Oh, my money, my money.

Oh! Oh, no!

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, no! Oh!

That's my--

MAN: Money!
That's my money!

That's my money!

Get away from my money.

[ALL CLAMOURING]

Don't touch my money.

Money! My money!

MEDUSA:
Oh, no.

That's my money!
MAN: That's her money.

Oh!

We got the other two bags.
Let's get out of here.

You're coming with me.

Wait. Stop. Stop!

COLT:
Amanda! Amanda!

Rocky! TumTum!

Colt!

Colt! TumTum!

Rocky, they've got Amanda.
SAM: Kids!

Kids, over here!

Rocky, there's no time.
They're getting away.

Come on.

Shut up.
Let go of me.

Follow me this way.

AMANDA: Let go of me.
MAN: Come on.

Lars, are you in position?

Ready and waiting.

Go. Go.

Whoa, whoa, kids.
What are you doing?

They've got our friend.

Guess it's too late
to talk you out of this.

Are you sure you know
what you're doing?

Respect.
Courage.

Trust.
KIDS: Honour.

ALL:
Teamwork.

Where'd they go?

Over there.

What are you
gonna do with her?

A little girl might come
in handy as a hostage.

AMANDA:
Let go of me.

Let go of me.

After that I'll make you
my personal slave

so you can work off
the money you've cost me.

I figure in, oh,
say about 50 years

we'll be even.

You three get back
to the ship.

Okay.
You.

Allow me.

[GRUNTS]

[MEN LAUGHING AND YELPING]

Yes! We got money!
We got money! We got money!

We're rich!
We're rich!

[BEEPS]

I always did like
fireworks.

There she is.

How precious.

The three little bears
and the big, bad wolf

come to rescue Goldilocks.
Get them.

You want a piece of me?
Come and get it.

Bring it on.
One ninja stew, coming up.

[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]
Oh!

No stew for you.

He's out.

Looks like
we're on our own.

I wish Grandpa
were here with us.

Grandpa gave this
to me.

ROCKY:
"Where one goes, we all go."

Let's rock!

Yeah.
Yeah.

I got your back.

No, I got your back.

Don't. Stop it.

Don't. You're hurting me.

[YELPS]

Where do you think
you're going?

Handcuffs.

These ought to hold you
for a while.

[HANDCUFFS CLICK]

I have a surprise
for you.

[ALL GRUNTING]

[MAN SCREAMS]

[MAN GRUNTING]

COLT:
Yeah. Whoo!

Yeah!

[LAUGHS]

Ah!
[YELLS]

Ah! Oh.
[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

Hyah!

Hyah!

Yes.

[YELLING]

See you.

[GROANING]

[SCREAMS]

Ah!

[SHRIEKS]

Yes!

Hyah!

Later.

All right.
Yeah!

ALL:
Yeah!

You little runts.

It seems I misjudged you.

Your training is far superior
to my warriors'.

Why don't we
even the odds a bit.

[GUNSHOTS]

Use your night goggles,
you fools.

[NINJAS CHUCKLE]
[KIDS GRUNT]

[GOGGLES BEEPING]

Nice surprise, huh?

[TIMER BEEPING]

Rest in pieces.

[GRUNTING]
[MAN CHUCKLES]

Whoa!

Colt! TumTum!

Colt!
Rocky!

[MEN COUGHING]
Rocky!

MAN 1: Where are they?
MAN 2: I can't see.

COLT:
Hold on, Rocky.

GRANDPA:
When a ninja's head

swells with pride,

he becomes his own
worst enemy.

He loses his focus,

his spiritual balance.

He has eyes but cannot see.

[ALL STRAINING]

[PANTING]

[PIPES RATTLING]

Hyah!

[BEEPING]

Over here.

Is that what
I think it is?

Quick, grab my pack.

No, my computer.

You'll have to deactivate
the timer.

My dad showed me how to do it
in his last movie.

Grab the parallel cord and
shove it into the timer slot.

Now, type in the words
"run sequence."

[BEEPS]

Insufficient power.

The battery must need
a recharge.

Try using the power cord.

It's no good.
We need a three-prong outlet.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

You guys should
save yourselves.

Grab those tanks.

What?
Trust me.

TumTum, grab the tape
and a hammer.

[BEEPING]

[MEN CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]

[MEN LAUGHING]

You made it.

MEDUSA:
Help me up, you idiots.

Okay, okay.
Okay. Okay.

One instant torpedo.

TumTum, hammer.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

Let's get out of here.

[♪♪♪]

Adiós, Mega Mountain.
[ALL LAUGH]

Jump!

[ALL SCREAM]

[BEEPING RAPIDLY]

[PANTING]

COPS: Freeze!
[GUNS COCK]

[WHIMPERS]

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK]
REPORTER: Well, it seems

the drama here at Mega
Mountain is over.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

Hey, it has come
to our attention

these are the boys
who single-handedly

foiled the terrorists' plans.

Is this true?

Kids!

ALL: Dad.
TUMTUM: Grandpa.

How are you?

SAM: Okay.
GRANDPA: Hello, hello, hello.

You must be quite proud
of your heroes.

JESSICA:
Well...

Actually, if you want
the real hero...

He's over there.

Dave Dragon.

Dave, our sources tell us that
in lieu of the day's events

the network is considering
signing you

to a new
long-term contract.

Can you comment
on that?

I'm always happy
to oblige my fans.

That's great news.

Off the record, Dave,
you know, I've always
been a great fan.

So, uh, just another typical
day at the park, huh, boys?

Yeah. Pretty boring,
I guess.

You know, I think we might
need another summer
at ninja camp.

You know, in case we get
a little rusty.

We might even have
a new recruit.

JESSICA:
Oh.

You think you can handle it?
Piece of cake.

Speaking of cake.
SAM: Ooh.

Ah-ha.
JESSICA: Whoa!

[ALL CHATTERING]

ALL:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday
Dear TumTum ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[ALL CHEER]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]