25 Watts (2001) - full transcript
The story is about three young boys, Leche, Javi and Seba, of Montevideo trying to survive to the Sunday. They have lots of problems involving studies, girls, and the only thing that they do is drink, sleep or find strange people like a crazy delivery boy, a retarded, a drug addict and a philosophical video renter.
To our grandparents...
Montevideo. Saturday, 7:14 AM.
You, Leche.
Fucking dogs'.
It comes off with water, Leche.
The shit comes off.
The curse stays.
- It's the other way round.
- Really?
It's good luck.
Hey, I'm a genius,
I stepped on dog shit. When I was a
kid they taught me...
that it's good luck.
- Who told you that?
- My Uncle Alfonso.
The one that choked...
on an Easter egg?
Hard-boiled egg.
A hard-boiled egg.
With all due respect, Seba,
would you believe a guy like that?
Fuck you, Leche.
Stepping on dog shit is plain
bad luck. It's a curse.
At least 24 hours of bad luck.
Shut up, dumb ass.
- What, you don't believe me?
- No.
Uh?
Uh?
I say it comes heads, ok?
- Number.
- Ok.
Leave it. It counts.
No, it doesn't.
Tails.
See?
You try now, Seba.
I say heads again.
Tails.
You're in deep shit,
aren't you, Leche?
I'm fucked.
Ok, see you.
I'm going to sleep.
Hey, wait,
I bet...
I bet this loser a beer...
Stone, paper, scissors, c'mon.
No way.
Go get one, then.
It's your turn.
My turn?
Go.
Loser!
Anything else?
$ 25.50
Thanks.
Where are you going, Javi?
- To get another one.
- Get me a cookie.
- Am I your servant?
- Uh?
Am I your servant?
C'mon, be a nice guy.
What?
Money, what else?
Hey, c'mon, I'm broke.
Get a job, loser.
What's so funny?
Do you have a job?
I'm a student.
So am I. Do I scratch
my balls all day?
I pass Italian and I'm
done with high school.
It's next Tuesday, right?
- It's on Tuesday?
- Monday.
And I stepped on dog shit.
Yeah, you should be
studying instead, lazy ass.
I mean the exam is on Monday
and I'm cursed, dumb ass.
So the other five times you
failed the exam was dog shit too?
It's like a joke.
Right when I was
about to face Beatriz...
Fucking dogs.
Dogs?
I had a dream about dogs.
Good, Javi... Ass kisser.
I dreamed about a
dog in a supermarket.
A dog in a supermarket?
Freud would say you're a fag.
Yeah, really.
Why don't you dream
about tits and asses?
How long since you
watched a porn video?
I don't know.
What's that? Dog shit?
- Don't "shhh" me'.
- Cut it.
No, no.
C'mon. Let's go.
Yeah'. Two # 329.
- Uh?
- Two #329 buses.
So what?
They crossed one
another in front of us'.
We have to make a wish.
That's bullshit.
It worked yesterday
with two 522s.
Really? What did you wish for?
Stepping on dog shit?
Just make a wish.
You have nothing to lose.
What I have to do?
- Do I have to blow a match?
- Of course.
Thanks, dude.
- You're a smart cookie.
- Sure I am.
I mean it, Javi.
If you don't start
believing in this,
you can say "good bye"
to sex life, and "hello" to wanking.
Cut the crap.
Javi, Maria gave you a hamster.
A hamster.
Do you know what that
means in girlfriends' language?
It means, "I'm confused, etc..."
You're a dead man.
Did she really give you a hamster?
Did you know hamsters
are very intelligent?
That's bullshit.
Who said that?
Your...
- Yes, my Uncle Alfonso.
- Alfonso.
- So what?
- Uh?
What's up?
What did you wish for, Seba?
Can't tell you. It won't
happen if I do.
So now you believe
that bullshit?
That's all myth.
I wished for these two
bottles to stand still.
And you?
That everything
goes smoothly.
With Beatriz or the exam?
Both.
I used Javi's wish.
Oh! That'll be a big help.
Look! They're standing still.
I'll ask her out after class...
an "end of course"
kind of outing.
Once at the bar, I go "Beatriz,
what do you say if now...
...that you're not my tutor anymore...
- Shut up, dumb ass.
- Uh?
You were in kindergarten and
she already had hair down there, schmuck.
Just because your girlfriend...
is about to dump you, doesn't mean...
I can't get some.
- You're sick.
- Uh?
Hamster.
You are a waste of time.
What are you doing, idiot?
Leave him alone.
She gave him a hamster.
Time to rock!
What's up, dudes? All neat?
All neat, Hernan?
"All neat" you said?
You should ask me permission
to say "all neat".
I brought the "all neat"
from Brazil 4 years ago.
I was the one who
started that trend.
But I'll let you use it, Seba.
Where do you come from?
Never saw you
again after the bar.
From nowhere.
We went to "La cueva de
Vicente" and then came back here.
Who was playing?
"Venganza Tolengo" and...
- "Motivos".
- "Motivos Navideños".
I had to go to Laura's.
Hadn't she dumped you?
Yeah. But she had my bike...
I had to fix it.
The chain was short.
But she didn't really dump me.
We are cool.
We had to split...
because of a karma problem.
Sure, karma.
No, you don't get the karma stuff.
Do you want me to explain it?
It's really important.
No, I have to work.
I'm sleepy.
Sleepy? I know a yoga
technique to stay awake.
It's really cool.
Once, at Cape Polonio,
it kept me awake for seven,
eight days without
sleeping. It was great.
On the seventh day
I started receiving,
these energy messages
from the moon.
I'm so dumb.
I've to have make a wish.
Now I will get
half of each wish:
Beatriz will tell me I'm cute but
she'll go back to her boyfriend...
And I'll pass the written
part, but fail at the oral...
In fact...
so I tell Hector
I don't come to work...
because I registered for college...
And then I tell dad I can't
go to college because...
I got another job...
And to Maria...
They were standing right there,
straight up, they were not falling.
Stupid bottles.
You can't tell others your wishes.
Uncle Alfonso was right.
He would tell me,
"Seba..."
...and then Paulo
shows up and says...
"Why don't we do a
happening' or something...?"
So I'm writing it,
but in my head...
If I put it on paper
I'll kill the magic.
- Totally.
- I got it here.
Do you want me to
tell you about it?
Sure, man.
Hang on...
Hang on a second...
I note it down to you right away and...
Asshole!
Who is it?
Open your bourgeois minds!
What time do you have
to work tomorrow?
Tomorrow? You mean today.
In a few hours.
You know, I was thinking,
and I came up with...
a great idea for you.
To quit your job.
- Really?
- Yeah...
Uhh...
What idea?
I can't remember now...
but it was a good idea.
Really good.
Good, keep trying, Leche.
What is it?
Do you want to spend all
your life driving that car?
"We are open 24 hours"
You are such a loser...
Asshole!
You don't play with this, idiot.
You don't play with this, idiot.
Why not? A piano will fall on my head?
Hey, Javi...
Fuck!
The cigarette!
What should I do
with you, Javier?
- Fire him, Dad!
- You shut up!
Javier, you are like a son to me.
You want me to say it? I'll say it:
"You are like a son to me."
So, why do you do that to me?
Do what?
"Do what?"
Do you think I'm stupid?
Do you think I don't
know what you...
and your friend "Chele"
did the other day?
"Leche". His name is "Leche".
I don't give a fuck.
I just know he's a stupid asshole
who has shit for brains and
he is filling your head with shit too.
I care about that!
Don Hector, how are you doing?
You know, I was
thinking the other day...
and came up with this
great idea for your business...
- Fire him, Dad!
- You shut up!
Look, Javier, this is
your last chance.
I want you here at 5 pm.
Well groomed,
and determined to succeed.
- He had to work the noon shift!
- You shut up!
Look at me. How did I start?
- Say it, say it.
- Handing fliers.
- That's right. Where?
- At the City Hall Square.
I was a "sandwich man."
Look at me now. What do you see?
Success, Javi. Success.
So... I want you here at 6 pm.
Go, get some rest.
6 PM? Didn't you say 5 PM?
At noon!
Would you shut up?
Be a nice kid. Ok? Go, go.
And you? What are you waiting for?
A ride home?
Get your lazy ass out of here!
- Are you stupid?
- What's wrong, kid?
"Don Hector. I have a great idea!"
What's your problem?
"Driving school and
advertising on wheels, all in one."
- You're so stupid.
- You don't get it.
Driving school and advertising
on wheels is a great business idea.
You get someone to drive the car...
while you play the commercial.
Look.
This must be one of your ideas.
How do you know it's mine?
Because it is a 25 Watts one.
Asshole.
Fuck off.
Easy.
Square root of 77?
"Did you know hamsters
are very intelligent?"
"How are you doing,
champ? Hi, Mr. Duarte."
- How are you doing, champ?
- Hi, Mr. Duarte.
So, how's school?
School is all right.
So, how's school?
School is all right.
- Everybody's well at home?
- Yes, luckily.
- Did you step on...?
- Yes, luckily... uh?
Yeah... Some folks
say it's good luck.
The small farmers foundation
has started scientific research on apple,
...peach, orange and pear trees.
Next year the research...
...Will also include berries and kiwi.
The foundation's steering committee...
...Decided earlier this week
to fund new programs...
"Ale: I'm gone to the beach.
I'll be back on Monday.
Do your study and look after grandma,
blah, blah, blah... "Kisses, Mom."
"Ps: Beatriz called to
cancel today's class."
Fuck!
Fucking dogs!
In an effort to help small
farming companies...
buy new equipment.
Union leaders met with the
secretary of Agriculture...
I'm coming!
Grandma, did you not hear the bell?
- Ale.
- Don't call me Ale. I'm Leche.
- I knew you were home.
- Yes, yes.
- Put on a record.
- No.
- "Manson".
- Manson has tits.
- I went out with my cousin yesterday.
- Really?
Good.
We drank beer.
You can't drink beer, right?
Because of the pills.
How much did you drink?
One bottle.
I gave him pills and he gave me beer.
- Who?
- My cousin.
We bought a supermarket cart.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- How much?
- I don't know. My cousin paid.
- You stole it.
- Yeah.
And it was a very high place,
and my cousin would sing...
"fly birdie, fly, and the dog also flies."
What?
- What happened, Gerardito?
- I don't know.
What happened?
Have you seen my dog Ulysses?
I know your dog.
What happened to Ulysses?
We don't know.
Remember what happened to
your other Ulysses? - Yes.
- You remember?
- Yeah.
- Did you like that?
- No, you didn't.
- Did you like that? No.
- Put on a record.
- What do we have to do then?
- I don't know.
- What do we have to do?
- I don't know.
- We should go look for him, right?
- Yes.
Let's go.
Kiss grandma.
So, what are you doing now?
- We'll go look for Ulysses.
- You'll go look for Ulysses.
What happened to your forehead?
Nothing. I fell.
The lady downstairs asks
if this shoe is yours.
Yeah.
Thanks.
How's it going, grandma?
You really love this shit.
Son, open the door.
Open the door, Javier!
What were you doing?
Having lunch with "Alfonso".
You said you wouldn't give it a name.
I named him Alfonso
because he's kind of slow.
You're eating dog food again,
Javi? It's not good for either of you.
This is "the ideal supplement
for an insufficient intake."
And it tastes good.
- Try it.
- I don't want to.
- Try it...
- Cut it, I don't want!
We need to talk.
We are talking.
Or this is playing golf?
I'm not in love with you.
I just don't feel the same
I felt the other times.
- And what do you feel?
- Right now?
No, the other times.
I don't know. You know...
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
Give me a metaphor.
Let me see... A roller coaster.
The way you feel on a roller coaster.
They closed the roller coaster.
They reopened it, asshole.
Let's say you are on the
Big Wheel, high up there.
You know how you feel...
Like floating.
- No, I never "flatted".
- Me neither.
It's not like that,
but it's kind of like that.
So, what do you feel
for me right now?
I really care about you.
But it's not what it used to be.
I do have feelings,
but... you know...
- Kind of a Mary go Round.
- Fuck off.
- Kiss me.
- No way.
- C'mon... Kiss me.
- No way, Javi.
You smell like dog.
Ok, I'll brush my teeth.
And you, Javi?
What do you feel?
- Right now?
- Yes.
Dog smell.
CLOSED DUE TO DEATH IN THE FAMILY
Fuck!
"MY NAME IS Ulysses AND I'M MISSING"
Two hundred...
Ready. 200 copies, kid.
Do you want a bag?
Hey, kid!
- Hey, Pitufo. All neat?
- Yup.
What was Gerardito doing?
Leche's neighbor?
He made 100 copies.
- What happened to Sandía?
- Why?
There's a sign on the video store.
No, he went to get hot dogs.
He has another sign:
"Sorry. We are experimenting
technical difficulties."
That's when he's
taking a dump.
Really?
Is he going to be out long?
No. Wait around.
Do you know this?
The Guinness Book
of World Records.
I've got the book,
the magazine... Everything.
We'll be the first
Uruguayans in the book.
Who?
Kiwi and I.
"Io sono, tu sei, lui é"...
Io sono, tu sei...
...lui...
es...
"É".
Io sono. Tu sei. Lui...
Luis...
é...
- What's the record?
- Around 15,000.
But we'll beat it.
And that's just the beginning.
Then we'll do a couple...
of talk shows "Hola Susana"...
and "Sofovich" in Buenos Aires...
Then "Don Francisco" in Miami...
And then doors will open.
And finally the Guinness book.
Awesome...
Let me see... I want to see
if my uncle is here.
Your Uncle Alfonso?
Yes, he was a genius.
He ate 150 hard-boiled eggs.
Really.
Actually 149...
He swallowed them. Like this.
But the last egg did him.
He choked on it.
With all due respect,
Seba. What a dumb ass.
Fuck you, Pitufo.
Hello, Beatriz?...uhh...
It's Leche, all neat?
No... Uhh... Beatrice?
Leche here. What's up?
Beatrice.
Beatrice, tutto bene?
Leche here...
I was thinking about...
My mom told me...
...Maybe you couldn't...
Grandma, only half of that one.
Beatrice... Ok, c'mon...
shit.
Beatrice... uh...
- Hello.
- Hello.
Hey, Javi, what's up?
Who are you with?
Hamster.
- Oops. I'll call you later.
- Good.
Who was that?
Nobody. Some chick.
I can't find...
my bra.
Look under the bed.
It isn't.
Check if the remote
control is there too.
How long has it
been there, asshole?
3, 4 days, I don't know.
Cut it out, Javi. It's over.
- Take "Alfonso".
- It's for you.
He likes you. Take it.
I'm out of here.
Is Sandía coming anytime soon?
Hang on.
How's Leche doing?
- El Leche?
- There he is.
He's obsessed
with his Italian exam.
He has a crush on his teacher.
His teacher?
His private tutor.
Some chick.
Huh.
- Hello.
- Kiwi!
Ready to go on T.V.?
Sure. The sky is the limit.
Hey, today's Saturday,
don't you have a match?
Are you crazy?
Didn't you know?
He's been suspended
for punching a referee.
Yeah, suspended...
But check this out.
At the tone, the time will be... 4:16 p.m.
Thanks.
Essere verb.
Mother fucking verb...
"Io sono... tu sei... lui é..."
...io sono... tu sei... lui "sé"...
"é"...
"é"...
tu sei, lui é...
- Are you keeping count?
- Yup. 126, 127,128.
What was the record?
15,953. Hold on, I'll get there.
Uh... Sure.
Hold on... look...
I'm getting there...
Bye, dude.
- Look, here's an Uruguayan.
- Look At that.
I care about you, Javier.
If I tell your dad...
you were in the car
with those junkies...
he'll kick your ass.
You know that.
- Just fire him, dad.
- You shut up!
I've thought about firing you,
but your dad would kill you.
But I'm a good guy.
You know I'm your friend.
- Your friend. you listen?
- Yes, I know.
Pull over here.
Joselo and I are getting off.
Lui é...
"Distinguishedetti since
1892 at the scientifice congressetti of...
Parisetti, Genevetti,
Chicagotti and Montevideo..."
All bullshitte, et cetera,
and go fucketti your motheretti.
Look...
What are you doing here? Get lost.
Fire him, dad.
He's not a bad kid,
just a little raw.
Too much muscle and
no brains. Anyway...
let's talk about work.
Drive around the neighborhood...
playing the pasta commercial.
Nice commercial, isn't it?
Around 10...
you take the car to Rolo's garage.
And you pick it up at 6 am tomorrow.
6:00 am, is that clear?
You'll go to the town of
Las Piedras with Joselo.
I have a gig there,
a commercial for a bakery.
Ok?
Wait a moment!
And don't let me down...
or I'll tell your dad.
And don't go out tonight.
Go to bed early.
Concentrate. Like a soccer player, ok?
Bye, see you tomorrow.
Don't let me down.
Shit.
"Io sono,
tu sei, lui é."
lui é, lui é, lui é...
Hey dude...
Is there a video store around here?
- A video store?
- Yup.
- Must be Sandía's...
- Yup.
- Two blocks this way...
- Yup.
Hey... Aren't you Gepetto?
Yup.
Do you remember me?
Marmota's brother.
Two blocks, and then?
Right away.
A sharp left...
Didn't you work as a royal guard?
Yup, but they fired me.
- How come?
- Voices.
Two blocks and a sharp left?
Voices?
Voices...
in my head, get it?
You're standing there.
8 hours a day.
You can't talk,
you can't move...
You can't do anything. So...
What do you do?
- I don't know.
- So?
- I don't know.
- You think.
You think a lot. All the time.
And then your head starts
thinking by itself, get it?
- Really?
- Sure.
You think a lot.
And one day the voices start.
Blah, blah on one side,
blah, blah on the other side.
I don't believe you.
That's tough.
And then... Simon came.
A voice. Like a Sergeant.
- A Sergeant?
- No, a voice.
Simon says:
Dance!
Simon says:
Dance!
But you...
can't move, you're a royal guard.
Like a statue.
And then all the schoolchildren.
Thousands of them with their teachers.
And the wiser ones tell you things:
Stupid cop. Fucking stupid cop.
And then Simon kicks in.
Simon says: hit the suckers, kick them.
- Did you kick them?
- No, but anyway...
And a royal guard scream
is something else.
And the little boy was in shock.
His father wants to sue me.
- Really?
- Yup.
Alright, Gepetto.
See you around.
Bye.
What?
What did you say?
- What?
- What?
- Did you call me?
- Nothing.
- Did you say something?
- No.
See you, dude.
- Hello?
- Uh... Hello. Clarita?
Yes, who's this?
Alejandro, Marisa's son.
Alejandrito! You sound like a man.
- How are you?
- Good, good. Thanks.
- Did you want to talk to your tutor?
Yes, is Beatriz in?
No, you just missed her.
But she said she'd call you.
- Would you know where she went to?
- Lalo's, I think.
But they had broken up...
Tell me about your grandma.
What a wonderful woman.
So vital, so optimistic.
I always think of her.
What a charming woman.
We used to get together for tea...
- I brought your stuff.
- I don't want it.
Look everybody,
here's Maria's bra!
You just left It there...
Oh, poor thing. You're
not taking care of him.
It doesn't play dead,
doesn't do anything. It's a pain.
You are a pain.
Hey, that tape is mine.
Uh?
- That's my tape.
- No, it's mine.
You gave it to me.
I gave you back your things,
now the tape is mine.
- That tape is mine.
- Uh?
- That's my tape.
- No, it's mine.
You gave it to me.
Get out of here, kid. Don't touch.
Get out of here!
Don't bother me.
Can't you see I'm playing?
Fuck!
Hey, sir, this kid here is bothering me!
I knew you were going to lose.
Did you order a pizza?
Yeah, but that was an hour ago.
I got a hot dog in the meantime.
Sorry. I'm new in the job...
and don't know the
streets too well.
That pizza must be
cold as shit by now.
Sorry, I had no idea.
It's 36 pesos.
- 36?
- Yes.
Here, keep the change.
Thanks, man.
What did you say?
- What did you just say?
- What?
- What did you just say?
- What? I said nothing...
Who did you call a fucking cop?
I said nothing!
You calling me a fucking
cop, stupid whale?
Come here, come here!
What's up, grandma?
Dear housewife, do you know where
you are getting Sunday's pasta?
Of course, at "Your Majesty".
Your Majesty pasta factory...
...a guarantee of flavor and distinction...
"Your Majesty" pasta factory,
and enjoy your Sunday lunch.
Dear housewife, do you know where
you are getting Sunday's pasta?
Of course, at "Your Majesty".
Your Majesty pasta factory..
...a guarantee of flavor and distinction...
..."Your Majesty" pasta factory,
and enjoy your Sunday lunch.
Fucking pizza-man.
Look at this pizza, it sucks.
Take it easy, Sandía.
Forget about it.
Did you know there's only
one Uruguayan in the Guinness book?
I had no idea.
The guy clapped his
hands for 5 days.
Non-stopping.
And what was he applauding?
I'm going inside...
Ciao.
Go for it, Kiwi.
Keep going!
Do you know what
the problem is?
People don't realize that
sex is the all what matters.
This kid was telling
me the other day...
about this Freud thing.
You know Freud?
It's all about fucking.
That's what people have on
their minds: Fucking.
People are crazy.
You think so?
That's why porn movies are the truth.
That's real life. All those sugar-coated,
fiction flicks are bullshit.
That's why I watch porn.
It's not for the babes.
Porn movies are real life.
They show things as they are.
They call things by their name,
even when it hurts.
I know what I'm talking about.
I've been there.
Do you know what I did for love?
Do you know how hard
I tried to fall in love?
Everything, I did everything.
Forget about it.
Hey, Sandía,
I've never seen a porn flick.
Are they good?
Get a comedy, Seba.
Yeah, but I don't feel like laughing today.
I'd like a porn one.
Get one with the Trinity guy.
This one, "Double Trouble".
Everybody takes it.
You'll enjoy it.
Yeah, but I don't know...
Trinity, the one with the fat partner.
Yeah, but I don't really
feel like laughing.
I'd like...
But this isn't about laughing.
- No?
- No, no,
it's an adventure movie.
How about something kind of porn?
- There's no "kind of porn" -No?
Do you want it with fucking or no fucking?
I don't know... with fucking.
Look here.
There's good stuff here.
First class.
Yeah, cool.
Here's a Swedish one. This one is good.
The Swedish are good, right?
This one is French. It just got in.
Good stuff.
The French are good too, right?
What do I know?
But I won't understand anything they say.
What's there to understand?
I don't know...
There's nothing to "understand."
There's nothing to "understand."
- Really?
- Just get it and watch it.
Which one do you want? Which one,
the Swedish or the French?
Uh... the Trinity one.
The one with the Trinity guy?
- It's out.
- It's out?
It's out.
No, no. Don't touch the catalog.
Don't touch the catalog.
Okay, then, give me the Swedish one.
Javi... have you thought about tomorrow?
Then you thought about Maria.
Another Sunday without Maria...
...a guarantee of suffering
and depression...
Keep playing games with Maria,
and have a great Sunday, loser.
Beatrice...
Hello.
No, I already have cable TV.
Guess who.
Guess who.
I don't know.
- Guess who.
- Get out of here.
It's me, stupid, Rulo.
The Rulo, dude. What's up?
Aren't you Marmota?
No, I'm his brother.
Marmota Jr.?
Marmota Jr! How are you doing?
I haven't seen
Marmota in five years.
I have been "doing time".
Sure...
In prison, idiot! Marmota Jr.!
You've grown up. Where's Marmota?
In the United States, studying.
Big time crook your brother!
Marmota Jr.!
- Here.
- You're wrong.
What's up? Marmota Jr.!
- Okay, see you.
- Where are you going?
Home.
- I give you a ride. Come.
- No, no.
Marmota Jr., c'mon.
No, it's just two streets away.
You are Rulo's friend.
Rulo drives you home.
C'mon, Marmota Jr. Hold this, Marmota.
Marmota Jr., what a crook.
You go straight here...
Hey, Marmota Jr.
You know what we're doing now?
We're going to get some stuff for tonight.
- But I was going home.
- Marmota Jr!
I told you, I already have cable T.V.
Bo, dumb ass, how did you break it?
I told you, I tripped with the cord.
Respect, my ass!
What if Beatrice called you?
I'll call her. She's not home
until 9:00 pm anyway.
What do you care?
Wasn't I too young for her?
I'm not toasting.
Don't cheers. Drop here.
Where's Seba?
Smoke, Fede, smoke!
Marmota smokes pot and has a porn
video on him. What a kinky boy!
Look at that!
Oh man.
Get it? I touch here, I get the
Italian channel and I study watching TV.
Your cable T.V. "system" sucks.
You don't see shit.
Uh? It's cable T.V. and I get it for free.
It sucks.
Wow, hamster boy here,
who is about to say
good-bye to his sex life...
says cable TV sucks.
Let me tell you,
cable TV is better than any girlfriend.
Than anything else.
Guaranteed entertainment 24/7,
356 days a year.
365, idiot.
Hamster.
- Right there. What did you touch?
- Uh?
- What did you touch?
- Nothing.
Now it's gone. Stand right there.
You'll be the antenna,
I'll tell you what's on the screen.
There's Moe, eh?
- There's Moe.
- Yes, yes.
There's Moe. Moe is the leader.
Moe hits Curly in the head...
with a hammer.
Curly turns around and hits Larry
in the stomach with a frying pan.
Larry is in pain.
Now Larry tries to get back at Moe...
Yo, antenna man, stand still.
Shit.
What can we do?
Shouldn't you be working?
Yup.
So?
So what?
Give me a break. Who are you, Mr. Roger?
Grandma, your hand...
Grandma.
They'll fire your ass.
Uh?
Hector is going to fire you.
You just mind your exam.
I have everything under control.
Of course, at "Your Majesty".
"Your Majesty" pasta factory...
Dear housewife: do you know
where you are getting this Sunday's pasta?
Of course, at"Your Majesty".
"Your Majesty" pasta factory,
a guarantee of flavor...
- Door bell.
- You go.
I can't. I'm surfing channels.
C'mon, get the door.
Hey, it's your house.
I cleaned your carpet the other day, kid.
You drop the ashtray, you clean the carpet.
Yeah, but it was your house.
Two out of three.
You lose.
C'mon, two out of three.
Go.
Three out of five.
C'mon.
You're sick.
C'mon, you chicken, three out of five.
That's the way it is... even in the U.S.A.
In tennis it's three out of five too.
Three out of five.
You're so lame.
Oops, where do you think you're going?
Who was it?
Who was it?
No one, I told you.
Some asshole playing ring and run.
Last stop Marmota! C'mon.
Get something to eat.
Ciao, Marmota.
Change that.
Change that.
This is great.
Change that, schmuck.
Look! Leave that on. Go back.
Right there. Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
- Who's that?
- The guy from ChiPs!
What was his character's name?
He's doing a "Lose Fat Fast" commercial.
It was something with a "P".
It wasn't Pictorino.
Hey "ChiPs", don't do that to me.
What was his name?
No, no. Now you go and think.
Hey, asshole, can't you go
around the other way?
It's four steps shorter this way.
Hey Seba,
what was the name of the
dark-skinned guy from "ChiPs"?
Arnold.
No, stupid. The guy from ChiPs.
Remember ChiPs?
I remember Arnold.
- Should we light this?
- Cool.
- Is Seba still in the can?
- Yup.
What did he take? He's zoned out.
More so than my grandma.
And you've seen my grandma.
Yeah. She's kind of embalmed.
Hey, all neat?
- How did you get in?
- The door was open.
You won't guess what just happened to me.
You found uncle Alfonso's karma.
No, silly, this was totally weird.
You were raped by your own karma.
I won't tell you if you're not interested.
- No, we're not.
- Now that's nice!
I came here earlier
but you guys weren't in...
so I said, "I'll go up to the rooftop
and smoke some grass
until Leche comes"...
Guess who was in the elevator?
Your neighbor, the slow one.
Gerardito is not slow, he's different.
Are you friends with Leche?
Like brothers.
Me too.
The kid was weird.
He was like looking for a dog...
and then he goes, "What's in there?"
What's in there?
Nothing, just the rooftop.
I've never been to the rooftop.
And guess who was in the rooftop?
- Gerardito's karma.
- No, stupid. The dog.
Ulysses!
Uh? What was Ulysses doing in the rooftop?
Something to do with Gerardito's
cousin and a song about a bird.
Uh?
I don't know, but the kid was so excited.
And I mean so, so excited.
I had to give him some pot...
to get him out of it.
Smoke. Here, smoke kid.
You gave Gerardito pot?
Hey, he really liked it...
He got really stoned.
He smoked like this...
How can you give Gerardito pot,
you sick fuck?
Hey, he was really happy!
He freed himself. He let all...
his energy out, you know.
He was totally happy.
He was so high he was flying.
Jumping and screaming like crazy.
It really hit him.
But then he... like, stalled.
He got stuck.
Stuck?
Yeah, I don't know, like,
weird, you know. Stuck.
What do you mean "stuck", man?
What happened?
He was shaking,
his eyes were rolling.
I don't know.
That's a seizure, you asshole.
Gerardito is epileptic.
Exactly.
His mom said something like that.
What? You took him to his mom?
What was I supposed to do,
throw him off the roof?
He's a human being, man.
Let his mother take care of him.
But don't say anything about the grass...
or she'll kill me.
They should lock you up.
You're a son of a bitch.
That's a very bad vibe, dude.
I'm out of here.
See you later Leche. Good bye.
How could he give Gerardito grass?
Seba, your legs.
Was I in the can for two hours?
Hey, dumb, what did you smoke?
I don't know, it looked like pot,
but it hit you ten times stronger.
They called it firewords.
Wouldn't it be fireworks?
And how did the "firewords" hit you?
How did it hit me?
I don't know, it makes you see stuff.
Yes, stay there. Go back, go back.
Oops, it's 9:00 pm. I have to call Beatriz.
Wait up, I'll go with you and get the car.
Why don't you call her from here.
The phone is broken.
Really, how come?
How come? You don't know?
You were so high you hit
me with the telephone.
And tried to strangle his
grandma with the cord.
Get out of here.
Wait, you stay and watch over my grandma.
She can't be left by herself.
No, please man.
She scares me, really.
If she makes weird noises unplug her.
And there's tits on channel 15.
You've never seen any.
Man, Leche, if she dies I
have nothing to do with it.
Yo, this is a commercial.
Your problem.
- Hi, Barragan.
- Hi, Leche.
- Are you going to be long?
- Very.
USE INSTRUCTIONS
- Hello.
- Beatriz?
- Leche! "come vai?"
- "Bene, bene".
- You say, "bene" right?
- Yes, "bene".
I tried to call you. Is your
phone out of service?
Yes, my grandma tripped on the cord...
Poor thing.
Know What? I got cable T.V.
Good.
Look, I'm sorry about
canceling the class...
...I had to help Lalo
move to his new place.
I've been kind of busy.
I thought you and
Lalo had broken up.
Yeah, kind of. I don't know. Yes and no.
You know, I think you should
take some time to think.
Yeah, maybe... I don't know......Anyhow,
how are you coming...
with the exam prep?
- Well, "cosi, cosi".
- "Cosi, cosi".
Remember I can't give you any more lessons.
Did my mom give you the
list of things to go over?
Yeah.
She's very cool, your mom.
Yeah, she is. And she loves you.
She wants to hook me up with you.
- Can you imagine?
- Can you imagine? Yeah.
Alright, Leche. I have to get going.
- Are you going out?
- Yeah...
I think I'll go to "Magenta" with friends.
- You are going to study, right?
- Yeah, sure, yeah.
- You know, I got cable T.V.
- Yes.
- And there's an Italian channel.
- Yes.
- Channel 41.
- Yes, I know.
- They speak Italian all the time.
- Sure.
So I thought,
instead of having a class, uh...
maybe you would want to come over...
and we could watch Italian TV...
And you?
Yeah, Leche, you know,
if you have any questions,
you can write them down
and then you can call me and ask me...
Oops, the door bell. Gotta go.
That must be Lalo.
Bye, sweetie. Kisses, ciao.
- Where is the car?
- Out there.
- Did you call her?
- Yup.
And?
You know...
I was better playing Space Invaders.
Space Invaders?
I had it on my Atari.
What? Did you have an Atari?
Javi, did they give you an Atari?
An Atari? No.
An Atari? No.
Eight ball.
Fuck.
What are you doing, pervert?
Are you stupid?
It's okay, man. She's asleep.
Okay my ass, stupid.
Grandma, come this way.
She's asleep, Leche.
She doesn't understand.
You don't understand, asshole.
Seba...
You really beat your
Uncle Alfonso with this one.
Shut up, idiot.
So now you're into...
touching your privates
next to a grandma.
Fuck off.
You always liked her, huh?
Feet off the table, kids.
Let's go. It's late.
Seba, let's go to "Magenta".
Is Magenta any good?
You have nothing to loose.
Magenta?
Hey, hold it, dude. That's not nice.
I'm totally happy.
Hold it!
"All you need is love..." Fascists!
Not in this life.
- C'mon, Beatriz is going.
- So?
And she's bringing two girlfriends.
Really?
Are they hot?
Hot enough for the likes of you guys.
Leche, have you ever thought...
that while you were watching
Underdog Beatrice already...
- Who was it?
- Jean Michael Hamster.
- Where are you going, man?
- Bathroom.
- "Beatrice."
- "Hamster."
And what's with you?
Beatrice...
Io sono... tu sei... lui "se"...
Beatrice...
Lui "e".
- Grazie.
- Prego.
- Five days?
- Five.
- What was he applauding?
- I don't know.
Good.
Hey kids, I'm out of here.
What are you...?
Now this is grand!
Fede! How are you doing?
What is he doing here?
Remember him?
He was at your place today.
He's Rulo's friend.
You remember?
How are you kids doing?
I'm Chopo. You know,
like "Pocho" spelled backwards, right?
This is Menchaca.
These are the kids.
All neat? Yeah...
All neat.
What happened to
your head, champ?
- Nothing, I fell.
- Oh, you fell.
You know, I was
admiring your jacket.
- Very nice.
- Take it off.
- Show him the jacket.
- Yeah, give it to me.
Give it to me.
- You want to try it on?
- Yes, I do.
You know how I long
for this jacket...
I want to show Menchaca
how it looks on me.
Menchaca, am I a duke or what?
Cut it out, let's go get the stuff, c'mon.
You're right. Don't get mad.
Menchaca was telling
me to go get some "stuff".
You get my drill?
Very good stuff.
Would you want to invest,
say, 200 pesos?
No, I had enough for today.
You had enough?
This guy, he's the king
of International porn...
and he's backing up
for only 200 pesos.
Sorry, but...
Excuse me, I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to Fede...
"Seba", I'm Seba.
- 200 pesos is a lot.
- 200 is nothing.
200 is nothing for
what I can get you.
Yeah, but no, thanks.
You don't understand
what I'm talking about.
You give me 200 pesos and I'll
get you something incredible,
right, Menchaca?
Look at Menchaca. He's so happy...
Should we give them...?
100, 150... 200 pesos.
Beautiful.
You stick with me and we deliver.
We're friends, you and me.
You're friends with Rulo,
you're friends with Menchaca.
We won't fuck you over.
Stick with us, we're
going to get you some stuff.
This stuff is, let me tell you,
is very good stuff.
It's a good stuff.
I'm not talking bullshit here,
right, Menchaca?
Gotta go now. I'll see you in...
uh... two minutes.
- Hey, the... the jacket.
- Don't touch me.
- What?
- Don't touch me.
You don't have to touch.
- What do you want?
- The jacket, you know...
Let me explain something here...
Let's say... Menchaca,
Chopo, jacket, chicks.
Are you getting my drill?
We go to the neighborhood
wearing the jacket, the girls see me and go...
Oh, Menchaca, Chopo. Cool.
Let me show off a little, okay?
You know, I'm kind of cold.
"I'm kind of cold," huh?
Okay, if you're friends
with Rulo and Fede here,
we're family.
We'll see you in two minutes.
See you.
Are they friends of yours?
I don't know.
Tell me...
are they friends of yours or not?
Yeah, I think they're
friends with my brother.
There goes our money.
Trust them. They just left.
And they're friends with
"Fede" here.
Fuck off, dude.
They won't come back.
Let me have a puff, Leche.
Ask Javi.
Are you upset?
- Fuck you, "Fede".
- Fuck you.
You're the one who said "yes".
I did? I asked you guys...
and you said "yes".
What did you expect, with those...
two faces standing there.
What's so fucking funny?
We just lost our money.
No problem, Leche pays, anyway.
Sure.
We spent our money
in the "good stuff."
Go fuck yourselves...
- The money!
- What?
My fucking money!
C'mon, dumb ass!
Fucking kids!
You fucking did me, fuckers!
Could I just go in to see
if my girlfriend is there?
It's 100 pesos.
Just one second. In and out.
Sure. 100 pesos and
you get a free drink, man.
- "Thanks", dude.
- "You're welcome", dude.
- Who did it?
- That one.
Hey! Stop it!
I didn't do anything!
Stop, he's a student of mine!
- Leave him alone!
- Asshole!
He's a student of mine! Stop it!
Beatrice...
You piece of shit!
That's my tape.
Don't be upset, Lalo. It's
just a ride to his house.
He has no money.
Look at him.
I just asked him not
to throw out in the car.
- You heard that, man?
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
- He said yes.
Ok, I didn't hear him.
Leche, you schmuck,
why where you throwing bottles?
I didn't do it, Beatriz. I swear.
It was someone who...
Shouldn't you be studying?
No.
- How's Alfonso?
- Dead.
What?
He choked on that
shitty food you gave him.
Oh well,
ciao.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I feel like walking.
- Are you really sure?
- Yeah.
Let him go, Beatriz.
Well... Bye.
Hey, Leche!
You dropped this matches back...
there in the floor.
Good luck on Monday.
Uh...
Io sono, tu sei, lui e...
You're fired!
Where's Seba?
Wasn't he with you?
Marmota Jr. big time crook!
Please, stop here!
You're going the wrong way!
- Five days?
- Uh?
- Five days?
- Yup.
What was he applauding?
I don't know...
Maybe that it wasn't Sunday.
Fucking dogs!
Montevideo. Saturday, 7:14 AM.
You, Leche.
Fucking dogs'.
It comes off with water, Leche.
The shit comes off.
The curse stays.
- It's the other way round.
- Really?
It's good luck.
Hey, I'm a genius,
I stepped on dog shit. When I was a
kid they taught me...
that it's good luck.
- Who told you that?
- My Uncle Alfonso.
The one that choked...
on an Easter egg?
Hard-boiled egg.
A hard-boiled egg.
With all due respect, Seba,
would you believe a guy like that?
Fuck you, Leche.
Stepping on dog shit is plain
bad luck. It's a curse.
At least 24 hours of bad luck.
Shut up, dumb ass.
- What, you don't believe me?
- No.
Uh?
Uh?
I say it comes heads, ok?
- Number.
- Ok.
Leave it. It counts.
No, it doesn't.
Tails.
See?
You try now, Seba.
I say heads again.
Tails.
You're in deep shit,
aren't you, Leche?
I'm fucked.
Ok, see you.
I'm going to sleep.
Hey, wait,
I bet...
I bet this loser a beer...
Stone, paper, scissors, c'mon.
No way.
Go get one, then.
It's your turn.
My turn?
Go.
Loser!
Anything else?
$ 25.50
Thanks.
Where are you going, Javi?
- To get another one.
- Get me a cookie.
- Am I your servant?
- Uh?
Am I your servant?
C'mon, be a nice guy.
What?
Money, what else?
Hey, c'mon, I'm broke.
Get a job, loser.
What's so funny?
Do you have a job?
I'm a student.
So am I. Do I scratch
my balls all day?
I pass Italian and I'm
done with high school.
It's next Tuesday, right?
- It's on Tuesday?
- Monday.
And I stepped on dog shit.
Yeah, you should be
studying instead, lazy ass.
I mean the exam is on Monday
and I'm cursed, dumb ass.
So the other five times you
failed the exam was dog shit too?
It's like a joke.
Right when I was
about to face Beatriz...
Fucking dogs.
Dogs?
I had a dream about dogs.
Good, Javi... Ass kisser.
I dreamed about a
dog in a supermarket.
A dog in a supermarket?
Freud would say you're a fag.
Yeah, really.
Why don't you dream
about tits and asses?
How long since you
watched a porn video?
I don't know.
What's that? Dog shit?
- Don't "shhh" me'.
- Cut it.
No, no.
C'mon. Let's go.
Yeah'. Two # 329.
- Uh?
- Two #329 buses.
So what?
They crossed one
another in front of us'.
We have to make a wish.
That's bullshit.
It worked yesterday
with two 522s.
Really? What did you wish for?
Stepping on dog shit?
Just make a wish.
You have nothing to lose.
What I have to do?
- Do I have to blow a match?
- Of course.
Thanks, dude.
- You're a smart cookie.
- Sure I am.
I mean it, Javi.
If you don't start
believing in this,
you can say "good bye"
to sex life, and "hello" to wanking.
Cut the crap.
Javi, Maria gave you a hamster.
A hamster.
Do you know what that
means in girlfriends' language?
It means, "I'm confused, etc..."
You're a dead man.
Did she really give you a hamster?
Did you know hamsters
are very intelligent?
That's bullshit.
Who said that?
Your...
- Yes, my Uncle Alfonso.
- Alfonso.
- So what?
- Uh?
What's up?
What did you wish for, Seba?
Can't tell you. It won't
happen if I do.
So now you believe
that bullshit?
That's all myth.
I wished for these two
bottles to stand still.
And you?
That everything
goes smoothly.
With Beatriz or the exam?
Both.
I used Javi's wish.
Oh! That'll be a big help.
Look! They're standing still.
I'll ask her out after class...
an "end of course"
kind of outing.
Once at the bar, I go "Beatriz,
what do you say if now...
...that you're not my tutor anymore...
- Shut up, dumb ass.
- Uh?
You were in kindergarten and
she already had hair down there, schmuck.
Just because your girlfriend...
is about to dump you, doesn't mean...
I can't get some.
- You're sick.
- Uh?
Hamster.
You are a waste of time.
What are you doing, idiot?
Leave him alone.
She gave him a hamster.
Time to rock!
What's up, dudes? All neat?
All neat, Hernan?
"All neat" you said?
You should ask me permission
to say "all neat".
I brought the "all neat"
from Brazil 4 years ago.
I was the one who
started that trend.
But I'll let you use it, Seba.
Where do you come from?
Never saw you
again after the bar.
From nowhere.
We went to "La cueva de
Vicente" and then came back here.
Who was playing?
"Venganza Tolengo" and...
- "Motivos".
- "Motivos Navideños".
I had to go to Laura's.
Hadn't she dumped you?
Yeah. But she had my bike...
I had to fix it.
The chain was short.
But she didn't really dump me.
We are cool.
We had to split...
because of a karma problem.
Sure, karma.
No, you don't get the karma stuff.
Do you want me to explain it?
It's really important.
No, I have to work.
I'm sleepy.
Sleepy? I know a yoga
technique to stay awake.
It's really cool.
Once, at Cape Polonio,
it kept me awake for seven,
eight days without
sleeping. It was great.
On the seventh day
I started receiving,
these energy messages
from the moon.
I'm so dumb.
I've to have make a wish.
Now I will get
half of each wish:
Beatriz will tell me I'm cute but
she'll go back to her boyfriend...
And I'll pass the written
part, but fail at the oral...
In fact...
so I tell Hector
I don't come to work...
because I registered for college...
And then I tell dad I can't
go to college because...
I got another job...
And to Maria...
They were standing right there,
straight up, they were not falling.
Stupid bottles.
You can't tell others your wishes.
Uncle Alfonso was right.
He would tell me,
"Seba..."
...and then Paulo
shows up and says...
"Why don't we do a
happening' or something...?"
So I'm writing it,
but in my head...
If I put it on paper
I'll kill the magic.
- Totally.
- I got it here.
Do you want me to
tell you about it?
Sure, man.
Hang on...
Hang on a second...
I note it down to you right away and...
Asshole!
Who is it?
Open your bourgeois minds!
What time do you have
to work tomorrow?
Tomorrow? You mean today.
In a few hours.
You know, I was thinking,
and I came up with...
a great idea for you.
To quit your job.
- Really?
- Yeah...
Uhh...
What idea?
I can't remember now...
but it was a good idea.
Really good.
Good, keep trying, Leche.
What is it?
Do you want to spend all
your life driving that car?
"We are open 24 hours"
You are such a loser...
Asshole!
You don't play with this, idiot.
You don't play with this, idiot.
Why not? A piano will fall on my head?
Hey, Javi...
Fuck!
The cigarette!
What should I do
with you, Javier?
- Fire him, Dad!
- You shut up!
Javier, you are like a son to me.
You want me to say it? I'll say it:
"You are like a son to me."
So, why do you do that to me?
Do what?
"Do what?"
Do you think I'm stupid?
Do you think I don't
know what you...
and your friend "Chele"
did the other day?
"Leche". His name is "Leche".
I don't give a fuck.
I just know he's a stupid asshole
who has shit for brains and
he is filling your head with shit too.
I care about that!
Don Hector, how are you doing?
You know, I was
thinking the other day...
and came up with this
great idea for your business...
- Fire him, Dad!
- You shut up!
Look, Javier, this is
your last chance.
I want you here at 5 pm.
Well groomed,
and determined to succeed.
- He had to work the noon shift!
- You shut up!
Look at me. How did I start?
- Say it, say it.
- Handing fliers.
- That's right. Where?
- At the City Hall Square.
I was a "sandwich man."
Look at me now. What do you see?
Success, Javi. Success.
So... I want you here at 6 pm.
Go, get some rest.
6 PM? Didn't you say 5 PM?
At noon!
Would you shut up?
Be a nice kid. Ok? Go, go.
And you? What are you waiting for?
A ride home?
Get your lazy ass out of here!
- Are you stupid?
- What's wrong, kid?
"Don Hector. I have a great idea!"
What's your problem?
"Driving school and
advertising on wheels, all in one."
- You're so stupid.
- You don't get it.
Driving school and advertising
on wheels is a great business idea.
You get someone to drive the car...
while you play the commercial.
Look.
This must be one of your ideas.
How do you know it's mine?
Because it is a 25 Watts one.
Asshole.
Fuck off.
Easy.
Square root of 77?
"Did you know hamsters
are very intelligent?"
"How are you doing,
champ? Hi, Mr. Duarte."
- How are you doing, champ?
- Hi, Mr. Duarte.
So, how's school?
School is all right.
So, how's school?
School is all right.
- Everybody's well at home?
- Yes, luckily.
- Did you step on...?
- Yes, luckily... uh?
Yeah... Some folks
say it's good luck.
The small farmers foundation
has started scientific research on apple,
...peach, orange and pear trees.
Next year the research...
...Will also include berries and kiwi.
The foundation's steering committee...
...Decided earlier this week
to fund new programs...
"Ale: I'm gone to the beach.
I'll be back on Monday.
Do your study and look after grandma,
blah, blah, blah... "Kisses, Mom."
"Ps: Beatriz called to
cancel today's class."
Fuck!
Fucking dogs!
In an effort to help small
farming companies...
buy new equipment.
Union leaders met with the
secretary of Agriculture...
I'm coming!
Grandma, did you not hear the bell?
- Ale.
- Don't call me Ale. I'm Leche.
- I knew you were home.
- Yes, yes.
- Put on a record.
- No.
- "Manson".
- Manson has tits.
- I went out with my cousin yesterday.
- Really?
Good.
We drank beer.
You can't drink beer, right?
Because of the pills.
How much did you drink?
One bottle.
I gave him pills and he gave me beer.
- Who?
- My cousin.
We bought a supermarket cart.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- How much?
- I don't know. My cousin paid.
- You stole it.
- Yeah.
And it was a very high place,
and my cousin would sing...
"fly birdie, fly, and the dog also flies."
What?
- What happened, Gerardito?
- I don't know.
What happened?
Have you seen my dog Ulysses?
I know your dog.
What happened to Ulysses?
We don't know.
Remember what happened to
your other Ulysses? - Yes.
- You remember?
- Yeah.
- Did you like that?
- No, you didn't.
- Did you like that? No.
- Put on a record.
- What do we have to do then?
- I don't know.
- What do we have to do?
- I don't know.
- We should go look for him, right?
- Yes.
Let's go.
Kiss grandma.
So, what are you doing now?
- We'll go look for Ulysses.
- You'll go look for Ulysses.
What happened to your forehead?
Nothing. I fell.
The lady downstairs asks
if this shoe is yours.
Yeah.
Thanks.
How's it going, grandma?
You really love this shit.
Son, open the door.
Open the door, Javier!
What were you doing?
Having lunch with "Alfonso".
You said you wouldn't give it a name.
I named him Alfonso
because he's kind of slow.
You're eating dog food again,
Javi? It's not good for either of you.
This is "the ideal supplement
for an insufficient intake."
And it tastes good.
- Try it.
- I don't want to.
- Try it...
- Cut it, I don't want!
We need to talk.
We are talking.
Or this is playing golf?
I'm not in love with you.
I just don't feel the same
I felt the other times.
- And what do you feel?
- Right now?
No, the other times.
I don't know. You know...
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
Give me a metaphor.
Let me see... A roller coaster.
The way you feel on a roller coaster.
They closed the roller coaster.
They reopened it, asshole.
Let's say you are on the
Big Wheel, high up there.
You know how you feel...
Like floating.
- No, I never "flatted".
- Me neither.
It's not like that,
but it's kind of like that.
So, what do you feel
for me right now?
I really care about you.
But it's not what it used to be.
I do have feelings,
but... you know...
- Kind of a Mary go Round.
- Fuck off.
- Kiss me.
- No way.
- C'mon... Kiss me.
- No way, Javi.
You smell like dog.
Ok, I'll brush my teeth.
And you, Javi?
What do you feel?
- Right now?
- Yes.
Dog smell.
CLOSED DUE TO DEATH IN THE FAMILY
Fuck!
"MY NAME IS Ulysses AND I'M MISSING"
Two hundred...
Ready. 200 copies, kid.
Do you want a bag?
Hey, kid!
- Hey, Pitufo. All neat?
- Yup.
What was Gerardito doing?
Leche's neighbor?
He made 100 copies.
- What happened to Sandía?
- Why?
There's a sign on the video store.
No, he went to get hot dogs.
He has another sign:
"Sorry. We are experimenting
technical difficulties."
That's when he's
taking a dump.
Really?
Is he going to be out long?
No. Wait around.
Do you know this?
The Guinness Book
of World Records.
I've got the book,
the magazine... Everything.
We'll be the first
Uruguayans in the book.
Who?
Kiwi and I.
"Io sono, tu sei, lui é"...
Io sono, tu sei...
...lui...
es...
"É".
Io sono. Tu sei. Lui...
Luis...
é...
- What's the record?
- Around 15,000.
But we'll beat it.
And that's just the beginning.
Then we'll do a couple...
of talk shows "Hola Susana"...
and "Sofovich" in Buenos Aires...
Then "Don Francisco" in Miami...
And then doors will open.
And finally the Guinness book.
Awesome...
Let me see... I want to see
if my uncle is here.
Your Uncle Alfonso?
Yes, he was a genius.
He ate 150 hard-boiled eggs.
Really.
Actually 149...
He swallowed them. Like this.
But the last egg did him.
He choked on it.
With all due respect,
Seba. What a dumb ass.
Fuck you, Pitufo.
Hello, Beatriz?...uhh...
It's Leche, all neat?
No... Uhh... Beatrice?
Leche here. What's up?
Beatrice.
Beatrice, tutto bene?
Leche here...
I was thinking about...
My mom told me...
...Maybe you couldn't...
Grandma, only half of that one.
Beatrice... Ok, c'mon...
shit.
Beatrice... uh...
- Hello.
- Hello.
Hey, Javi, what's up?
Who are you with?
Hamster.
- Oops. I'll call you later.
- Good.
Who was that?
Nobody. Some chick.
I can't find...
my bra.
Look under the bed.
It isn't.
Check if the remote
control is there too.
How long has it
been there, asshole?
3, 4 days, I don't know.
Cut it out, Javi. It's over.
- Take "Alfonso".
- It's for you.
He likes you. Take it.
I'm out of here.
Is Sandía coming anytime soon?
Hang on.
How's Leche doing?
- El Leche?
- There he is.
He's obsessed
with his Italian exam.
He has a crush on his teacher.
His teacher?
His private tutor.
Some chick.
Huh.
- Hello.
- Kiwi!
Ready to go on T.V.?
Sure. The sky is the limit.
Hey, today's Saturday,
don't you have a match?
Are you crazy?
Didn't you know?
He's been suspended
for punching a referee.
Yeah, suspended...
But check this out.
At the tone, the time will be... 4:16 p.m.
Thanks.
Essere verb.
Mother fucking verb...
"Io sono... tu sei... lui é..."
...io sono... tu sei... lui "sé"...
"é"...
"é"...
tu sei, lui é...
- Are you keeping count?
- Yup. 126, 127,128.
What was the record?
15,953. Hold on, I'll get there.
Uh... Sure.
Hold on... look...
I'm getting there...
Bye, dude.
- Look, here's an Uruguayan.
- Look At that.
I care about you, Javier.
If I tell your dad...
you were in the car
with those junkies...
he'll kick your ass.
You know that.
- Just fire him, dad.
- You shut up!
I've thought about firing you,
but your dad would kill you.
But I'm a good guy.
You know I'm your friend.
- Your friend. you listen?
- Yes, I know.
Pull over here.
Joselo and I are getting off.
Lui é...
"Distinguishedetti since
1892 at the scientifice congressetti of...
Parisetti, Genevetti,
Chicagotti and Montevideo..."
All bullshitte, et cetera,
and go fucketti your motheretti.
Look...
What are you doing here? Get lost.
Fire him, dad.
He's not a bad kid,
just a little raw.
Too much muscle and
no brains. Anyway...
let's talk about work.
Drive around the neighborhood...
playing the pasta commercial.
Nice commercial, isn't it?
Around 10...
you take the car to Rolo's garage.
And you pick it up at 6 am tomorrow.
6:00 am, is that clear?
You'll go to the town of
Las Piedras with Joselo.
I have a gig there,
a commercial for a bakery.
Ok?
Wait a moment!
And don't let me down...
or I'll tell your dad.
And don't go out tonight.
Go to bed early.
Concentrate. Like a soccer player, ok?
Bye, see you tomorrow.
Don't let me down.
Shit.
"Io sono,
tu sei, lui é."
lui é, lui é, lui é...
Hey dude...
Is there a video store around here?
- A video store?
- Yup.
- Must be Sandía's...
- Yup.
- Two blocks this way...
- Yup.
Hey... Aren't you Gepetto?
Yup.
Do you remember me?
Marmota's brother.
Two blocks, and then?
Right away.
A sharp left...
Didn't you work as a royal guard?
Yup, but they fired me.
- How come?
- Voices.
Two blocks and a sharp left?
Voices?
Voices...
in my head, get it?
You're standing there.
8 hours a day.
You can't talk,
you can't move...
You can't do anything. So...
What do you do?
- I don't know.
- So?
- I don't know.
- You think.
You think a lot. All the time.
And then your head starts
thinking by itself, get it?
- Really?
- Sure.
You think a lot.
And one day the voices start.
Blah, blah on one side,
blah, blah on the other side.
I don't believe you.
That's tough.
And then... Simon came.
A voice. Like a Sergeant.
- A Sergeant?
- No, a voice.
Simon says:
Dance!
Simon says:
Dance!
But you...
can't move, you're a royal guard.
Like a statue.
And then all the schoolchildren.
Thousands of them with their teachers.
And the wiser ones tell you things:
Stupid cop. Fucking stupid cop.
And then Simon kicks in.
Simon says: hit the suckers, kick them.
- Did you kick them?
- No, but anyway...
And a royal guard scream
is something else.
And the little boy was in shock.
His father wants to sue me.
- Really?
- Yup.
Alright, Gepetto.
See you around.
Bye.
What?
What did you say?
- What?
- What?
- Did you call me?
- Nothing.
- Did you say something?
- No.
See you, dude.
- Hello?
- Uh... Hello. Clarita?
Yes, who's this?
Alejandro, Marisa's son.
Alejandrito! You sound like a man.
- How are you?
- Good, good. Thanks.
- Did you want to talk to your tutor?
Yes, is Beatriz in?
No, you just missed her.
But she said she'd call you.
- Would you know where she went to?
- Lalo's, I think.
But they had broken up...
Tell me about your grandma.
What a wonderful woman.
So vital, so optimistic.
I always think of her.
What a charming woman.
We used to get together for tea...
- I brought your stuff.
- I don't want it.
Look everybody,
here's Maria's bra!
You just left It there...
Oh, poor thing. You're
not taking care of him.
It doesn't play dead,
doesn't do anything. It's a pain.
You are a pain.
Hey, that tape is mine.
Uh?
- That's my tape.
- No, it's mine.
You gave it to me.
I gave you back your things,
now the tape is mine.
- That tape is mine.
- Uh?
- That's my tape.
- No, it's mine.
You gave it to me.
Get out of here, kid. Don't touch.
Get out of here!
Don't bother me.
Can't you see I'm playing?
Fuck!
Hey, sir, this kid here is bothering me!
I knew you were going to lose.
Did you order a pizza?
Yeah, but that was an hour ago.
I got a hot dog in the meantime.
Sorry. I'm new in the job...
and don't know the
streets too well.
That pizza must be
cold as shit by now.
Sorry, I had no idea.
It's 36 pesos.
- 36?
- Yes.
Here, keep the change.
Thanks, man.
What did you say?
- What did you just say?
- What?
- What did you just say?
- What? I said nothing...
Who did you call a fucking cop?
I said nothing!
You calling me a fucking
cop, stupid whale?
Come here, come here!
What's up, grandma?
Dear housewife, do you know where
you are getting Sunday's pasta?
Of course, at "Your Majesty".
Your Majesty pasta factory...
...a guarantee of flavor and distinction...
"Your Majesty" pasta factory,
and enjoy your Sunday lunch.
Dear housewife, do you know where
you are getting Sunday's pasta?
Of course, at "Your Majesty".
Your Majesty pasta factory..
...a guarantee of flavor and distinction...
..."Your Majesty" pasta factory,
and enjoy your Sunday lunch.
Fucking pizza-man.
Look at this pizza, it sucks.
Take it easy, Sandía.
Forget about it.
Did you know there's only
one Uruguayan in the Guinness book?
I had no idea.
The guy clapped his
hands for 5 days.
Non-stopping.
And what was he applauding?
I'm going inside...
Ciao.
Go for it, Kiwi.
Keep going!
Do you know what
the problem is?
People don't realize that
sex is the all what matters.
This kid was telling
me the other day...
about this Freud thing.
You know Freud?
It's all about fucking.
That's what people have on
their minds: Fucking.
People are crazy.
You think so?
That's why porn movies are the truth.
That's real life. All those sugar-coated,
fiction flicks are bullshit.
That's why I watch porn.
It's not for the babes.
Porn movies are real life.
They show things as they are.
They call things by their name,
even when it hurts.
I know what I'm talking about.
I've been there.
Do you know what I did for love?
Do you know how hard
I tried to fall in love?
Everything, I did everything.
Forget about it.
Hey, Sandía,
I've never seen a porn flick.
Are they good?
Get a comedy, Seba.
Yeah, but I don't feel like laughing today.
I'd like a porn one.
Get one with the Trinity guy.
This one, "Double Trouble".
Everybody takes it.
You'll enjoy it.
Yeah, but I don't know...
Trinity, the one with the fat partner.
Yeah, but I don't really
feel like laughing.
I'd like...
But this isn't about laughing.
- No?
- No, no,
it's an adventure movie.
How about something kind of porn?
- There's no "kind of porn" -No?
Do you want it with fucking or no fucking?
I don't know... with fucking.
Look here.
There's good stuff here.
First class.
Yeah, cool.
Here's a Swedish one. This one is good.
The Swedish are good, right?
This one is French. It just got in.
Good stuff.
The French are good too, right?
What do I know?
But I won't understand anything they say.
What's there to understand?
I don't know...
There's nothing to "understand."
There's nothing to "understand."
- Really?
- Just get it and watch it.
Which one do you want? Which one,
the Swedish or the French?
Uh... the Trinity one.
The one with the Trinity guy?
- It's out.
- It's out?
It's out.
No, no. Don't touch the catalog.
Don't touch the catalog.
Okay, then, give me the Swedish one.
Javi... have you thought about tomorrow?
Then you thought about Maria.
Another Sunday without Maria...
...a guarantee of suffering
and depression...
Keep playing games with Maria,
and have a great Sunday, loser.
Beatrice...
Hello.
No, I already have cable TV.
Guess who.
Guess who.
I don't know.
- Guess who.
- Get out of here.
It's me, stupid, Rulo.
The Rulo, dude. What's up?
Aren't you Marmota?
No, I'm his brother.
Marmota Jr.?
Marmota Jr! How are you doing?
I haven't seen
Marmota in five years.
I have been "doing time".
Sure...
In prison, idiot! Marmota Jr.!
You've grown up. Where's Marmota?
In the United States, studying.
Big time crook your brother!
Marmota Jr.!
- Here.
- You're wrong.
What's up? Marmota Jr.!
- Okay, see you.
- Where are you going?
Home.
- I give you a ride. Come.
- No, no.
Marmota Jr., c'mon.
No, it's just two streets away.
You are Rulo's friend.
Rulo drives you home.
C'mon, Marmota Jr. Hold this, Marmota.
Marmota Jr., what a crook.
You go straight here...
Hey, Marmota Jr.
You know what we're doing now?
We're going to get some stuff for tonight.
- But I was going home.
- Marmota Jr!
I told you, I already have cable T.V.
Bo, dumb ass, how did you break it?
I told you, I tripped with the cord.
Respect, my ass!
What if Beatrice called you?
I'll call her. She's not home
until 9:00 pm anyway.
What do you care?
Wasn't I too young for her?
I'm not toasting.
Don't cheers. Drop here.
Where's Seba?
Smoke, Fede, smoke!
Marmota smokes pot and has a porn
video on him. What a kinky boy!
Look at that!
Oh man.
Get it? I touch here, I get the
Italian channel and I study watching TV.
Your cable T.V. "system" sucks.
You don't see shit.
Uh? It's cable T.V. and I get it for free.
It sucks.
Wow, hamster boy here,
who is about to say
good-bye to his sex life...
says cable TV sucks.
Let me tell you,
cable TV is better than any girlfriend.
Than anything else.
Guaranteed entertainment 24/7,
356 days a year.
365, idiot.
Hamster.
- Right there. What did you touch?
- Uh?
- What did you touch?
- Nothing.
Now it's gone. Stand right there.
You'll be the antenna,
I'll tell you what's on the screen.
There's Moe, eh?
- There's Moe.
- Yes, yes.
There's Moe. Moe is the leader.
Moe hits Curly in the head...
with a hammer.
Curly turns around and hits Larry
in the stomach with a frying pan.
Larry is in pain.
Now Larry tries to get back at Moe...
Yo, antenna man, stand still.
Shit.
What can we do?
Shouldn't you be working?
Yup.
So?
So what?
Give me a break. Who are you, Mr. Roger?
Grandma, your hand...
Grandma.
They'll fire your ass.
Uh?
Hector is going to fire you.
You just mind your exam.
I have everything under control.
Of course, at "Your Majesty".
"Your Majesty" pasta factory...
Dear housewife: do you know
where you are getting this Sunday's pasta?
Of course, at"Your Majesty".
"Your Majesty" pasta factory,
a guarantee of flavor...
- Door bell.
- You go.
I can't. I'm surfing channels.
C'mon, get the door.
Hey, it's your house.
I cleaned your carpet the other day, kid.
You drop the ashtray, you clean the carpet.
Yeah, but it was your house.
Two out of three.
You lose.
C'mon, two out of three.
Go.
Three out of five.
C'mon.
You're sick.
C'mon, you chicken, three out of five.
That's the way it is... even in the U.S.A.
In tennis it's three out of five too.
Three out of five.
You're so lame.
Oops, where do you think you're going?
Who was it?
Who was it?
No one, I told you.
Some asshole playing ring and run.
Last stop Marmota! C'mon.
Get something to eat.
Ciao, Marmota.
Change that.
Change that.
This is great.
Change that, schmuck.
Look! Leave that on. Go back.
Right there. Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
- Who's that?
- The guy from ChiPs!
What was his character's name?
He's doing a "Lose Fat Fast" commercial.
It was something with a "P".
It wasn't Pictorino.
Hey "ChiPs", don't do that to me.
What was his name?
No, no. Now you go and think.
Hey, asshole, can't you go
around the other way?
It's four steps shorter this way.
Hey Seba,
what was the name of the
dark-skinned guy from "ChiPs"?
Arnold.
No, stupid. The guy from ChiPs.
Remember ChiPs?
I remember Arnold.
- Should we light this?
- Cool.
- Is Seba still in the can?
- Yup.
What did he take? He's zoned out.
More so than my grandma.
And you've seen my grandma.
Yeah. She's kind of embalmed.
Hey, all neat?
- How did you get in?
- The door was open.
You won't guess what just happened to me.
You found uncle Alfonso's karma.
No, silly, this was totally weird.
You were raped by your own karma.
I won't tell you if you're not interested.
- No, we're not.
- Now that's nice!
I came here earlier
but you guys weren't in...
so I said, "I'll go up to the rooftop
and smoke some grass
until Leche comes"...
Guess who was in the elevator?
Your neighbor, the slow one.
Gerardito is not slow, he's different.
Are you friends with Leche?
Like brothers.
Me too.
The kid was weird.
He was like looking for a dog...
and then he goes, "What's in there?"
What's in there?
Nothing, just the rooftop.
I've never been to the rooftop.
And guess who was in the rooftop?
- Gerardito's karma.
- No, stupid. The dog.
Ulysses!
Uh? What was Ulysses doing in the rooftop?
Something to do with Gerardito's
cousin and a song about a bird.
Uh?
I don't know, but the kid was so excited.
And I mean so, so excited.
I had to give him some pot...
to get him out of it.
Smoke. Here, smoke kid.
You gave Gerardito pot?
Hey, he really liked it...
He got really stoned.
He smoked like this...
How can you give Gerardito pot,
you sick fuck?
Hey, he was really happy!
He freed himself. He let all...
his energy out, you know.
He was totally happy.
He was so high he was flying.
Jumping and screaming like crazy.
It really hit him.
But then he... like, stalled.
He got stuck.
Stuck?
Yeah, I don't know, like,
weird, you know. Stuck.
What do you mean "stuck", man?
What happened?
He was shaking,
his eyes were rolling.
I don't know.
That's a seizure, you asshole.
Gerardito is epileptic.
Exactly.
His mom said something like that.
What? You took him to his mom?
What was I supposed to do,
throw him off the roof?
He's a human being, man.
Let his mother take care of him.
But don't say anything about the grass...
or she'll kill me.
They should lock you up.
You're a son of a bitch.
That's a very bad vibe, dude.
I'm out of here.
See you later Leche. Good bye.
How could he give Gerardito grass?
Seba, your legs.
Was I in the can for two hours?
Hey, dumb, what did you smoke?
I don't know, it looked like pot,
but it hit you ten times stronger.
They called it firewords.
Wouldn't it be fireworks?
And how did the "firewords" hit you?
How did it hit me?
I don't know, it makes you see stuff.
Yes, stay there. Go back, go back.
Oops, it's 9:00 pm. I have to call Beatriz.
Wait up, I'll go with you and get the car.
Why don't you call her from here.
The phone is broken.
Really, how come?
How come? You don't know?
You were so high you hit
me with the telephone.
And tried to strangle his
grandma with the cord.
Get out of here.
Wait, you stay and watch over my grandma.
She can't be left by herself.
No, please man.
She scares me, really.
If she makes weird noises unplug her.
And there's tits on channel 15.
You've never seen any.
Man, Leche, if she dies I
have nothing to do with it.
Yo, this is a commercial.
Your problem.
- Hi, Barragan.
- Hi, Leche.
- Are you going to be long?
- Very.
USE INSTRUCTIONS
- Hello.
- Beatriz?
- Leche! "come vai?"
- "Bene, bene".
- You say, "bene" right?
- Yes, "bene".
I tried to call you. Is your
phone out of service?
Yes, my grandma tripped on the cord...
Poor thing.
Know What? I got cable T.V.
Good.
Look, I'm sorry about
canceling the class...
...I had to help Lalo
move to his new place.
I've been kind of busy.
I thought you and
Lalo had broken up.
Yeah, kind of. I don't know. Yes and no.
You know, I think you should
take some time to think.
Yeah, maybe... I don't know......Anyhow,
how are you coming...
with the exam prep?
- Well, "cosi, cosi".
- "Cosi, cosi".
Remember I can't give you any more lessons.
Did my mom give you the
list of things to go over?
Yeah.
She's very cool, your mom.
Yeah, she is. And she loves you.
She wants to hook me up with you.
- Can you imagine?
- Can you imagine? Yeah.
Alright, Leche. I have to get going.
- Are you going out?
- Yeah...
I think I'll go to "Magenta" with friends.
- You are going to study, right?
- Yeah, sure, yeah.
- You know, I got cable T.V.
- Yes.
- And there's an Italian channel.
- Yes.
- Channel 41.
- Yes, I know.
- They speak Italian all the time.
- Sure.
So I thought,
instead of having a class, uh...
maybe you would want to come over...
and we could watch Italian TV...
And you?
Yeah, Leche, you know,
if you have any questions,
you can write them down
and then you can call me and ask me...
Oops, the door bell. Gotta go.
That must be Lalo.
Bye, sweetie. Kisses, ciao.
- Where is the car?
- Out there.
- Did you call her?
- Yup.
And?
You know...
I was better playing Space Invaders.
Space Invaders?
I had it on my Atari.
What? Did you have an Atari?
Javi, did they give you an Atari?
An Atari? No.
An Atari? No.
Eight ball.
Fuck.
What are you doing, pervert?
Are you stupid?
It's okay, man. She's asleep.
Okay my ass, stupid.
Grandma, come this way.
She's asleep, Leche.
She doesn't understand.
You don't understand, asshole.
Seba...
You really beat your
Uncle Alfonso with this one.
Shut up, idiot.
So now you're into...
touching your privates
next to a grandma.
Fuck off.
You always liked her, huh?
Feet off the table, kids.
Let's go. It's late.
Seba, let's go to "Magenta".
Is Magenta any good?
You have nothing to loose.
Magenta?
Hey, hold it, dude. That's not nice.
I'm totally happy.
Hold it!
"All you need is love..." Fascists!
Not in this life.
- C'mon, Beatriz is going.
- So?
And she's bringing two girlfriends.
Really?
Are they hot?
Hot enough for the likes of you guys.
Leche, have you ever thought...
that while you were watching
Underdog Beatrice already...
- Who was it?
- Jean Michael Hamster.
- Where are you going, man?
- Bathroom.
- "Beatrice."
- "Hamster."
And what's with you?
Beatrice...
Io sono... tu sei... lui "se"...
Beatrice...
Lui "e".
- Grazie.
- Prego.
- Five days?
- Five.
- What was he applauding?
- I don't know.
Good.
Hey kids, I'm out of here.
What are you...?
Now this is grand!
Fede! How are you doing?
What is he doing here?
Remember him?
He was at your place today.
He's Rulo's friend.
You remember?
How are you kids doing?
I'm Chopo. You know,
like "Pocho" spelled backwards, right?
This is Menchaca.
These are the kids.
All neat? Yeah...
All neat.
What happened to
your head, champ?
- Nothing, I fell.
- Oh, you fell.
You know, I was
admiring your jacket.
- Very nice.
- Take it off.
- Show him the jacket.
- Yeah, give it to me.
Give it to me.
- You want to try it on?
- Yes, I do.
You know how I long
for this jacket...
I want to show Menchaca
how it looks on me.
Menchaca, am I a duke or what?
Cut it out, let's go get the stuff, c'mon.
You're right. Don't get mad.
Menchaca was telling
me to go get some "stuff".
You get my drill?
Very good stuff.
Would you want to invest,
say, 200 pesos?
No, I had enough for today.
You had enough?
This guy, he's the king
of International porn...
and he's backing up
for only 200 pesos.
Sorry, but...
Excuse me, I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to Fede...
"Seba", I'm Seba.
- 200 pesos is a lot.
- 200 is nothing.
200 is nothing for
what I can get you.
Yeah, but no, thanks.
You don't understand
what I'm talking about.
You give me 200 pesos and I'll
get you something incredible,
right, Menchaca?
Look at Menchaca. He's so happy...
Should we give them...?
100, 150... 200 pesos.
Beautiful.
You stick with me and we deliver.
We're friends, you and me.
You're friends with Rulo,
you're friends with Menchaca.
We won't fuck you over.
Stick with us, we're
going to get you some stuff.
This stuff is, let me tell you,
is very good stuff.
It's a good stuff.
I'm not talking bullshit here,
right, Menchaca?
Gotta go now. I'll see you in...
uh... two minutes.
- Hey, the... the jacket.
- Don't touch me.
- What?
- Don't touch me.
You don't have to touch.
- What do you want?
- The jacket, you know...
Let me explain something here...
Let's say... Menchaca,
Chopo, jacket, chicks.
Are you getting my drill?
We go to the neighborhood
wearing the jacket, the girls see me and go...
Oh, Menchaca, Chopo. Cool.
Let me show off a little, okay?
You know, I'm kind of cold.
"I'm kind of cold," huh?
Okay, if you're friends
with Rulo and Fede here,
we're family.
We'll see you in two minutes.
See you.
Are they friends of yours?
I don't know.
Tell me...
are they friends of yours or not?
Yeah, I think they're
friends with my brother.
There goes our money.
Trust them. They just left.
And they're friends with
"Fede" here.
Fuck off, dude.
They won't come back.
Let me have a puff, Leche.
Ask Javi.
Are you upset?
- Fuck you, "Fede".
- Fuck you.
You're the one who said "yes".
I did? I asked you guys...
and you said "yes".
What did you expect, with those...
two faces standing there.
What's so fucking funny?
We just lost our money.
No problem, Leche pays, anyway.
Sure.
We spent our money
in the "good stuff."
Go fuck yourselves...
- The money!
- What?
My fucking money!
C'mon, dumb ass!
Fucking kids!
You fucking did me, fuckers!
Could I just go in to see
if my girlfriend is there?
It's 100 pesos.
Just one second. In and out.
Sure. 100 pesos and
you get a free drink, man.
- "Thanks", dude.
- "You're welcome", dude.
- Who did it?
- That one.
Hey! Stop it!
I didn't do anything!
Stop, he's a student of mine!
- Leave him alone!
- Asshole!
He's a student of mine! Stop it!
Beatrice...
You piece of shit!
That's my tape.
Don't be upset, Lalo. It's
just a ride to his house.
He has no money.
Look at him.
I just asked him not
to throw out in the car.
- You heard that, man?
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
- He said yes.
Ok, I didn't hear him.
Leche, you schmuck,
why where you throwing bottles?
I didn't do it, Beatriz. I swear.
It was someone who...
Shouldn't you be studying?
No.
- How's Alfonso?
- Dead.
What?
He choked on that
shitty food you gave him.
Oh well,
ciao.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I feel like walking.
- Are you really sure?
- Yeah.
Let him go, Beatriz.
Well... Bye.
Hey, Leche!
You dropped this matches back...
there in the floor.
Good luck on Monday.
Uh...
Io sono, tu sei, lui e...
You're fired!
Where's Seba?
Wasn't he with you?
Marmota Jr. big time crook!
Please, stop here!
You're going the wrong way!
- Five days?
- Uh?
- Five days?
- Yup.
What was he applauding?
I don't know...
Maybe that it wasn't Sunday.
Fucking dogs!