18-Year-Old Virgin (2009) - full transcript

- Hey Katie.
- Ryan!

What are you doing here?

Your mom just let me in.

I have a surprise for you.

I love you Katie.

I always have ....

and i always will.

You are my soul mate.

Oh ,Ryan.

You are so hot.

- Oh is that Defcon 4?
- yeah.



- With rumble pack?
- yeah.

- Come on. What?
- No, you must do like this .

Right here.Don't die

you get right and.

It is all in the grip!

Oh Yeah!

yeah ...

Spencer,
I want to fuck you so bad.

I'm thinking about you all day

On top of me

Fucking me so hard

So you make me scream.

Oh
-Katie.

Katie.



Oh Ryan
right there, it feels good

Oh
-Ryan.

Katie. honey ...

Time to get up
last day of school.

Don't want to be late.

What is the matter with you?
-Nothing

Are you okay?

Yeah.
- I know ...

You are still upset about
not making about the.

I do not want you to worry
about it another minute.

We got the scholar ship we wanted
that all that matters.

Ok my sweet?

All right
-sweety ...

You are really hot and sweaty ...
do you have a fever?

No, I'm fine.

Ok.

Cleos toy mouse.

He never know where she is
gonna stick this thing

and she slavoured all over it.

Ok. Get up.

Rose is gonna be here any minute.
last day.

You don't want to be late
it is very exciting.

Yeah

Dude, finally you are like the last peson out
per usual.

I had say good bye to
Mr Warren, and thank him for

all the really inspiring literature
lessons that we have..

Come on,
iam taking you to the mall

Rose, i can't go shopping with you tonight
i have to go home,

I have to organise my family
coming to other town.

Iam not the one who needs
the new cloths darling, you do

What?
No, I do not.

Katie,
how long have we been best friends?

Since kindergarten.

Joni, You crazy bitch!

Have some crock rockers in Spain
for me while you there!

And in all that time ...

Have i ever stired you wrong?

yes.

Katie, look at me. We are
about to enter the big bad world.

We are about to burst through
the corn pines of this suburban life.

We need to make some serious changes

Starting with your clothes.

You Dress like a librarian,
and not the sexy kind.

I like my clothes.

Dont you want to climb out of you
little fantasy world of books

and studying and all things that constitute
boringness and to join reality?

Ryan Lambert for like five years

and except for that one Halloween party
way back in the ice age

You haven't even kissed him or
anyone till that matter.

Ryan Lambert is my soul mate.

I have to save myself for him.

We are first one's here.

I told you if we got here on time
no one would be here.

Oh my God ...
that was amazing.

- Who was that?
- I do not know.

But who ever he was,
I think he was my soul mate.

Ryan,
playing Goldeneye lately?

Yeah dude, I like guns.
they are awesome .

It was Ryan Lambert.
I knew it.

I knew We were meant for each other .

Even now iam morally opposed by the
very thought ...

We are going to go to the miserable passion
of the awesomness the mall

And we are going to get you
some awesome new cloths

And tonight at the party
you are gonna go for it

Great.ok tonight tust me is
going to be awesome

What is even the point of buying
sexy new cloths

if you gonna cover them up with your sweater ?

- It's cold.
- it is 19 degrees out side.

Oh my God ... wait.

Congratulations,senors?

So what?
the person who wrote that thing is a spaniard...

The point is ...

And we certainly not gonna correct
any body elses grammer!

- No?
-Oh my God, try hard!

Try really.really .really hard

Everyone everybody listen please!
The party isn't happening.

This party has been cancelled
every body needs to get out.

Please out. Stop it!

Stop! Stop!

Listen

My grandpa just got home from hospital
He is upstairs in a coma.

I need every body to get out.

Rose, may be we should
just leave

His Grandpa's just home from the hospital
and in a coma

So what. we are not gonna wake him.

Hey, show me you tits it's for my
video memories of high school

Oh Come on,
there is a free T-shirt if you do.

Sweety never do that,

memories is spelled with three M, Seth.

Virgin ...

Come on ...

Rose, how did he still know
iam a virgin?

Please like every guy here doesn't know
the sexual status of every cute girl on the school .

Is Katie powers still a virgin?

Who?

Oh yeah,
Total virgin.

But you are not ...

Any way let's go
find out Ryan.

Oh there he is

Go talk to him.

I need a drink first.
Ok.

I need two.

What am i even gonna say?
What iam gonna do

Just Be yourself .
Be yourself.

- Really?
- yeah ...

Okay No.
Be sexy and cute

Make him feel smart.
Don't correct his grammar.

He just looked at me.
He just looked at me.

Go talk to him.

Ok No,
I need a minute.

At least you know where?

Just stay here
we will wait until he come to us.

Ola senors, and senoritas.

I think you're the only other person
that even noticed that.

Wait Beer?you hate beer.

hmm, I'm sorry.

Did you see the history chanel ...?

Spencer,
there you are .we need to talk

Oh Katie ... you showed.

Some how i thought you wouldn't.

And why would you be depressed that she is
getting cisternship award and the scholar ship that goes with it

You don't know that the school
hasn't counted votes yet

Right, Spencer?

Oh......No.

But Katie is the only one nominated
for it . so..

One word, people.
Right ends.

That is actually two words.

Anyway, You give me a ride in your new car later
Right?

Sure.

Cool.

OH Please, Does she think that
she flirted with you

have you cheat the.

Award of Katie.

Well
iam gonna get some beers.

Any one?

yeah, more beer.

More beers?

Ok don't look now

Ryan is coming.

Okay, flirt with him but not aggressive.
Willing, but not slutty.

Go.

- Hi Katie.
- I'm sorry.

It's alright.

It is a zoo.
Don't worry.

I wanted to thank you because
you tutored me in all these years

in high school, and you know what?

- I wouldn't have graduated.
- Oh...No!

No! yeah!

You ever need a thing
you let me know, okay

Thanks.

Ryan, I was wondering if you may be ...

You wanted to ... you know ...

Get out of here.

What was that
i didn't hear you, sorry.

I wanted to know if may be ...

You wanted to get a beer.

Oh .No, I have a beer.

You have beer too,you have two beers.

yeah, right.

Look iam taking of with my dad tommorow
for the summer... so,

If i didn't see you ...

Tomorrow?

You are not staying for graduation?

No.

Actually my friends are waiting,
so ...

Sorry, I ...

I wanted to know Ryan
may be ...

You know we always had this
client- tutor relation ship

And may be wanted to know
may if you were open there is something more...

- Oh ,aren't you a virgin?
- yeah.

I had an experience with a virgin
a while back

And it was just ...

Susan Enright ...

yeah.

Anyway ...

It was too much drama.
I can't

But it wouldn't like that
with me, i promise.

I'm really sorry.

I made a vow to myself.
i can't have sex with a virgin

No more virgins .Alright..

It's too bad though because
i mean ...

other wise ...

Hey, what did he say?

He doesn't like me.

He said that?

He said that he
wouldn't do it with a virgin

Because of the whole
Susan Enright debacle.

Why does one crazy virgin
have to ruin it for the rest of us ..Huh ?

What?

Katie! Hey!

Katie!

Katiekins, Katiekins.

I always knew that ...

Some how me and Ryan
would be together.

Now it is too late.

If only there is a way that you can
snap your fingers

.. and you wouldn't be a virgin anymore.

sorry.

Hey, how about we go upstairs
and do something nasty?

Okay, go through
out please.

You know that actually
there is a way that

you could still get Ryan.

But you never do it.

Rose, I will do anything.

All you have to do is
loose your virginity.

But Ryan wont make love to me.

with Someone else at party
tonight.

Rose!

You asked.

I think
iam just gonna go.

- Ok,Well ...
- No!

You stay, have fun.

I just need
a lone time.

Okay.

Come here Katie. I love you.

Katie!

Rose, I am gonna do it.

i realise i have to do what ever i can
to give it an another chance.

I am so fricking
proud of you.

Ok alright
-Let's get this thing going ...

Who should we
get to do that?

Spencer!

No.

- No I don't think so.
- Katie, he Is perfect.

You known him since kindergarden
He is nice.

He is safe.

My guess is it's gonna
take about a minute.

Sorry that i
took so long.

ridiculous they have
so long que

- Are you okay.,you looks a little...
- Oh she is fine, Spencer.

In fact ...

Katie was just telling me that ..well
she want's you spence...

Want's me for what?

To hook up with.
fuck,screw ...

No way.

Yes, don't you Katie?

Really?

Oh my god a girl hanging with Spencer
yeah or no

Hum ,yeah.

yeah, definitrly.

- Really?
- Sure.

I mean, of course.

When?

Right now.

Ok ,If not now
when?, hello

Ok.

I.. just go to this bathroom.

I cant belive you
are doing this.

- I can't do this.i just realise
- Katie, come on, you can do it.

- I have to tell Spencer to forget it.
- Katie ...

Calm down you are really ok
just listen to me.it's no big deal

All you need to do is, well ...

Nothing! You just lay there.

- lie ...
- And Spencer put's it in...

Wait
-Spencer Puts ...his ...

- His penis.
- Oh my God!

Spencer has a penis!

Rose ...

I guess i have always known
but never rally knew ...you know

- Katie.
- Rose, I can't do this.

I think ...

Just don't look at it.

- Really?
- yeah!

But what if
i have to!

You don't have to see it
you probably won't even feel it

really?

Okay, it's gonna hurt like fucking hell.

But that was supposed to feel good.

Please like shoving a sausage in
ear canal feels good ...

Oh my God.

And then there is the blood.

The Blood?

Come on Katie
you are really gonna love it.

i mean not the first time
or even your third time ...

Why would one ever
do this?

ok stop stop. think it light
like going to the dentist

you like going to the dentist
don't you? Katie

yeah.

That's because i never
get any cavities

And always get free
tooth brush after.

Wll i don't think Spencer
is going to find any cavities either, except for the one

but the important thing you have to remember
once it's done

You are getting greater than a tooth brush
you are gonna have

Ryan Lambert!

yes. yes

Okay, okay.

i Can do this.

He just inserts it ...

and then i wait a minute or two

- And it is over with.
- Like going to the dentist.

right.

- i Can do this!
- You can do it.

- I can do it!
- You can do it.

- i can really do this
you can do it

Oh my god, go and do it.

I can't do this.

How can i do this ,this just totally....

It is not fair.

This is way too much pressure.

I need more time to prepare

Hey, Dude
you have been preparing for 18 years

yeah.

Yeah, you are right.

I wiil be fine.

As long as you come too fast.

What?

Chicks , they take longer ...

What?

you know ...

How would you know?

trust me, i know.

Just go whack off now
then you won,t have trouble lasting .

What? No!

i Can't do that.

There is no other option.

Guys.

Here?

I cant believe I am gonna do this.

ok
-just concentrate.

- I gotta go to the bathroom.
- yeah.ok

Just a second.

Damn it.

I need something to ...

This all left to do.

Katie ...

yeah.

I tried to get them out of here
but they won't go.

As long as they stay out of this room.

Hey, can you fill this with water?

Jesus!

What is wrong with you?
My grandfather is in the next room.

I'm sorry.

Jesus.

No, no
it is not what it's look like.

i just couldn't find anything else.

Oh,yeah?

I didn't see that.

I swear!

Seriously i love this stuff.

Wow
she is hot

In fact,
i am taking this

I can't wait to whack off
to this.

You are pervert.

so?

Yeah, that was Great advice.
you almost get me kicked out of this party.

Hey
- i was just trying to help.

And
Look what I got here.

- What is this stuff?
- trust me , this makes sex ...

Really hot.

How do you know?

Oh i know.

Okay,
i can do this.

The best thing to do is just ...

Get it done as quick as possible.

so ... I guess ...

we should use my new car.

Your dad brought you this car
for your graduation?

- yeah.
- It's nice.

Thanks.

so, I guess ...

- safety first.
-Yeah,right

It's important.

ok so i will just get this up.

unless you want to ...

No, thank you.

right.

I am not ...
you know ...

I mean not huge.
or anything

Oh
that is Okay.

it's probably good.
actualluy

Oh right.

I mean iam not tinier any thing.

i am just normal.
6.25 inches.

i mean if you measure it from the top
not from it's origin. most guys do that

I really think that is cheating.

I mean ...
probably.

Ok.

so ...

ready?

ok.

Get the seat back.

God.

yeah we gonna do fireworks
fireworks .

Ok
Go! Go

Shit what the hell is wrong with it?

Okay, just ...

are you okay?

Yeah, just that ...

Yeah, Spencer get some.

Do you know these guys?
-Who are they?

No.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know you are gonna do that.

Oh .. I'm sorry.

I think we should just
you know dispense from the extreneous stuff...

you know like kissing.

Ok.

It's Great.

Just, just dispense.

- Shit.
- What? What is wrong?

- Did i do something?
- No,no it's fine.

It's Okay?
-It's fine

- Close your eyes, ok?
-Ok.

Spencer ...

- You gonna insert it soon?
- yes.

Just please
-I have to concentrate.

Okay, now.

What? What are you doing?

Get off!

Oh shit,
it's a dead stick!

You are fanatsysing about
another woman

With a big butt
while we are screwing?

- No.. Katie,we are not screwing
- No.

Katie, wait.

Please, Katie!

I know, iam not the
pretiest girl on school

But you really need
visual aid to screw me?

Either pretending your
big butt woman?

No, Katie
I was pretending i was with you .

That makes no sense at all.

Just forget it.

I will find someone else.

someone else?

You bitch
ok..

One ...

Cheers..
motherfucker!

Katie,
hey how did it go?

It didn't.
it didn't work

Be a dick?

No ..iam just not his type.

Holy liersemnaly!

Spencer is gay!
I always knew it he couldn't drive with the poodo

And he was under crater
the entire time.

Be a dick?

Hearts the patient?

No.

I really need to explain it to her.

Here.

Please give in the bathroom.

Hey ...

There you go,
relax.

Fuck it! Cheers.

And that you go!

I do not know, Rose.
May be i should go home.

What?

No.

We had one minor little set back.

All we have to do is find someone else

and hope right back on
that sexy dentist!

But if get on the horse

and he just wants the water ...

but the water that has a big butt ..

Okay,this is good.

You are not making any sense.
You are definitely drunk enough

Katie ...

You are gonna loose
the virginity tonight.

That little virgin slut .

We want Chelsea here

Chelsea!

Ok ..minor setback.

We have to regroup.

Sweater goes.

You know, I really didn't realised that
It's gonna be this harder.

shit happens.

Katie, you're here?

Will you sign my year book? ok
-you know

I am actually thinking about joining
speech and debate team ..

and becoming captain.
next year too

All you need is a positive
female role model

and happens to be one.
Right upstairs

This is my positive role model?

yeah.

Look close
because this is what a man wants.

That is what a man wants?

Ok.

Let's see what we...

Have you done that?

No.

Mandy here said as that
before she got her 48D implants

She used to stuff her bra full of

Silcon chicken cutlets.

But we dont have any of those.

But ..i bet i can find
the very next best thing.

Ok
-Game Plan:

Iam gonna start shoot
the fridge

You are gonna put on
more makeup

Fix your hair
and shave

- But I shaved this morning.
- Not your legs.

Your pechechi, right?
Wow do it

You said it was a emergency.
Why is she holding a shaver?

Shaving emergency. Cheers.

Is not so bad.

It feels good.

Oh...
It's stuck.

Chicken ... chicken ... chicken
Cutlets.

They have some
Cool.

Finally, one last bit.

You are man. You can rub one out.

It won't come off

You are like so lucky

They take me everywhere.

Get it off.

Mommy takes care,
right?

Oh..Oh
it itches

It Really?

Ok, mind over matter.

Do that for me please.
Ok baby let's put this thing

But wait.
ew, That's not chicken

Dont be so sensitive, okay?

You want big tits or not?

Marinaid?

That's all they had.
ok

And like that

Boonaback!

Yeah
works for Mandy...right.

Katie, don't.

Hey how is it going?

You guys want to go upstairs and
make some private for three?

What are you doing?

Chelsea told me that you are planning
to lose your ...

Busy!

No, Wait.

- You can do this.
- And why not?

Just because you can't get it up for her
doesn't mean no one else can

Cherry bomb

Iam zoman
It's kathy, right?

Katie.

yeah.right

You were in my french class
weren't you?

You look little diffrent somehow.

I mean in a good way.

Thanks.

- You been here long?
- What?

- I can't hear you.
- I said

May be we should go upstairs
and talk

You know like in a,
bedroom or something.

Don't you have a girlfriend?

Who? Rachel?
What You see her here? No!

No, no, no, no.

So..we should may be go upstairs

-Really.
- ok?

- yeah!
- Okay, let's go.

come on.

As like she is going crazy.

Fuck you man!
Forget about her.

You deserve better.

Hey. hey.

What is up?

Go and get us some rum.

It could happen any minute.

You do realise that you have
to see a penis ,right?

Yeah, i know.

I was thinking you are totally right.
I am just ready this time

And i should ...

It's
I should Just try.

Just gonna do it,
you know?

Have you have one of these
cherry bombs yet?

Hey, sorry,
are you ready?

- Let's do this.
- bye.

Bye.

Oh God,
get this off.

It's gonna be so good.
Oh man... You are so hot.

I am?

hmm ...

Any way we could just
like make love or screw?

Oh boy
you sure you love that french, don't you.

Sure, we can make little screw.

But i just.. you
suck on first.

This is gonna be so good.
Are you ready?

Oh my God,
here we go.

Come here.

What is wrong? What?

Nothing, i ...
Oh no

I just
Do they all look like one?

No way man!

Some of them are ugly.

Here, you can kiss it.

I just need to answer my phone.

I didn't hear any ring..

I will just answer it.
and it will take a minute

He is not get ready to do this all day.
i am not talking about me

Just a second.

I didn't really hear any thing ring.

Hey . Hey What happened?
You were supposed to be in there.

Tell me is it supposed to look like that.

yeah, more or less.

Are you sure?

Hey,check it out.
Weaner

I am a lesbian.

you are not gay.

You just need to get used to it.

Look it in it
it's a wild Mushroom.

Thing has veins.

And it is purple.
And he wants me to put my mouth on it.

- When comes ...
- comes?

Shoot sperm.

I can't do this, really .
I have to go .

- Katie!
- I can not.

This whole thing is like
a horrible horror movie.

And i do not even like
Mr.Mushrooms.

Trevor! Where are you?

Kathy, you are back.

Katie.

What is the matter?
You look little nervous.

Come here.

Won't you have a little bit of this ...

-it will make you feel better.
-It will?

- yeah?
- Absolutely.

Shoot, so, okay.

Now it's time for me to blow your mind.

Ok. I just need you...

to suck it for like one minute

and then we can have sex.

Okay?

I do not think i can.
I am gonna vomit.

Katie, relax.

What?

I didn't say anything.

Katie,
come closer.

Yes
Katie

Mr Mushrooms?

Katie my love kiss me.

No.

Oh Katie, please,
its for your own good.

Katie,do you know
why men didn't notice you?

It's just because you lack the certain
''the more experience'' woman have.

Has.

Katie, listen to me. the men
they are like empty shelves.

The Mind, The brain.

Yes, the very soul of the men
is in the penis.

It's so true.

So Katie, you must
Knows a penis.

yes Katie,
suck at my puss filled.

You are here Trevor?

- It's my girl friend!
- I thought you didn't have girl friends.

- Trevor,coming in!
- Ok!

There you are!

Okay.

I wont do that if i
were in your place

It smells just like cherries.

yeah.

Okay, okay.

Katie, hey.

- What happened?
- I dont want to talk about it.

Rose, this whole sex thing is been so much
more disturbing than i expected it to be.

I will be happy if i never
see a penis again.

Hey, you Just haven't
found the right one yet

When you see Ryan's,
You gonna love it. i promise

I don't think so Rose,
I really dont think that's gonna...

sorry Rose,
sorry virgin.

What is so wrong about
being a virgin?

Nothing!

I'm so sick of all of you
and your stupid name calling

I am president of the quiz club.
-Yeah!

I am, captain of the debate team !
-Yeah.

And best of class!

Or Almost.

yes.

I can do this.

I can do this
if i just set my mind to it

yes!

Rose,
I am gonna get this over with ...

Fast.

Awesome. ok
Awesome.

Ok, ok him.

Cisco? totally gay.

He is so not
He is amazing at bed.

He is got a huge cock.

What color is it?

Hey Cisco ...

Rumour. has that you
are an amazing fuck

- Katie, you are like to pervitude!
-Rose

No, it is true,
Iam but ...

for me it's not about fucking.
It's about

Using my sexual energy
to fire the "Cunnilingi" forces

and merge that energy
with the energies our bodies make
-cool..

Why don't you give Katie a lesson ?

I use always my time with
non initiates

but,
you might find it very alert.

Jesus!
-there she goes again.

- Total fucking slut.
- no,she is not.

May be i should just do it.
-Just tell her what i really feel

Yes,
absolutely.

You should tell her that
you really feel like she is a

a total fucking slut!

The love train is leaving the station.
All aboard!

Oh!
This is perfect.

Feel the energy in here.

Let your body truely
go out with your spirit...

run through your veins.

Enjoy it.
dont forget to breathe.

Breathing is key.

Take your cloths of,
and meet me on the bed

Come here.

Ok.

slow..

In and out.

Your body to be a vessel full of...
Ooh..

Now we begin,

with the introductions.

That is my lingum
"his name is Rama.

-Hi Rama.
-No.

What is the name of your Yoni?

My Yoni?..

She is listening?
-Why dont you ask her.

Yoni ...

What is your name?

I Dont.
She didn't tell me any thing

Now relly ask her.

Yoni ... what is your name?

She says that her name is Joni.

Joni.

Joni!

Your Yonis name is ''Joni"?

You know Katie, I thought that this is gonna be special
something you really enjoy.. but

You just not taking it seriously

What?

I cant teach you.
if you are not going to learn

No, please ...
I want you , i do..it's just

she is nevous, and
she makes bad jokes when she is nervous

She says she is sorry.

Okay,
you have convinced me.

Should we start with the cow?

No,
I like my colon.

Alright,
the wheelbarrow.

Ok.

Pizz.

Pizza?

Like this.
-Yeah.

Ok.

Cisco,
are you gonna put it in soon

cause Isn't that we could do?

-Feel the energy as it passes.

Through my Lingum to your Yoni.

Excuse me.

How long are you gonna..
are we gonna do this.

Well, i once lasted ten hours.

I dont have time for 10 hours
iam on adead line

I love you.

I always have.
I think about you like all the time.

And i. ..

just love you.

Oh..No,
I wasn't ...

No, dude it's cool.
That's all right man

It's love.

It's..it's
sweet sweet love.

It is a perfect union,
and she is beautiful. and it's okay man

She is available.

No, what?
She is all your's

You can be like my new grandpa.
You can buy me presents on christmas

I want a Playstation 3.

Katie.

- Did he do it ?
- No! He wanted to take like 10 hours.

Hey.

No worry.
I don't

I have got a plan.

Katie.

There you are.

- I need to talk to you.
- Not now, Spencer.

Please let me out.

Katie.

Teris?
How was you chem final?

I eased it.

Rose, please, let me out.

You know we can help you out with that,
if you want?

No, I'm sorry. i was ...

Ladies, poke it.
Either stay here with us or just go..ok

Oh Katie,
please stay with us.

We guys have so much fun really!

yeah we will.

Does that mean we have to have sex?

yeah.

That can work.

I suppose we should introuduce our self

I'm Katie.

so not a lesbian.

Oh..Jesus!
What the hell is this?

I don't want it

Oh..It's ok guys.
Katie just has a cutitch

I like the bite

It all sounds good to me

Wow ..focus

No offense
more of like it

It' mine..
no..

Oh.. let it come
let it come

Wait.. no,stop!
Wait

Oh.. better come

Wait..stop.. no

Oh better come
Oh better come

That's mine

It's cool. Dont worry
It's all good

Can you do it again?

No way man
It was like fourth time in an hour.

I got to go, then.

That's cool ,my dad wiil be here
like in half an hour

So we don't have much time
let's go

Zoo it
let's go.

Half an hour?

Hey ...

Meet Todd.

I think it was in our school,
but I did not see any.

Yeah? it's ok
let's go

- I dont know what to do with this.
- Whip me.

Make me your bitch,
ok?

I promise i will fuck you afterwards.

I really need this right out.

Did you even go to our high school?

No, my sister did.

You just whip me ,please.

Ok.

You are my bitch.

I'm sorry, i just dont even..
i dont know what to say.

Say any thing,
-Just say nastly..ok

Just say while whipping me,nastly.

You just tingled your modifier.

No, Your modifier nastly

as in saying it nastly

or whipping me nastly. "

- Who cares?
- Who cares?

Who cares?
Oh..God I'm sick and tired of people

acting like proper English doesn't matter.

The first Rose and the penis,
now you!

You don't understand that our English is
the basis of civilized society ?

Yes, mistres

Do you really expect us to exist with
out grammer?

- yeah.
- Really?

You expect people to respect you
If you don't know proper English?

Getting whiped my brain
just go nuts.

You did it again.
am i whipping your brain?

No.

Then say it properly.

When you whip me
my brain goes nuts.

Exactly.

I could use this in my
private tutoring session.

I'm sorry, Miss,
i have been a very very bad boy

and i just need to
be punished.

You just fuck me now?

You have a penis,
so you fuck me.

How could about modifiers ...

Someone is coming!

Allright guys come on.
get out of here

Out!

What the hell?

I just don't even think she deserves
the good citizenship award

because she is been a total slut
here tonight.

Katie.

Jesus.

Seth got to get this.

Seth!

Katie!

Jeremy

I love you.

You are so beautiful.

your face ...

and your boobs.

Your dick.

Katie, you never told me
you have a big dick.

It's not what it is!

God.

It is a big dick!

Shemale
Where?

How did I get this off?

Oh
that itches.

Wow
that was good

yeah..

This is really good.

What a freak!

What are you doing?
stop it,please stop it.

Please, stop it.

Don't go.

I gonna make you a star.

What is that about?

10.85 for hard-core porn.

Dude
that is way too much.

Wow Wow
Dude she is gonna leave.

Do not be a dick Seth.

Look, just give me the tape ok.
I will pay you for it .

No way man.

Seth seriously
why are you even doing this
you want this to be a serious job

It's fun. and besides i don't have any

scandals around here,
do you?

Hey Spencer!
this is your fault.

I know.

Katie ...

Hey.

There you are.

You okay?

Katie ...

Look it's no big deal. no one is
even gonna remember this in the morning

Ok, yeah it's all any one ever
gonna talk about

for ever and ever, so what?
Who cares?

They are all lame any way.

You are so close
now it's not the time to just give up.

What?

Yes it is
i should have given up 3 hours ago

I can not do this.

This is been
the worst night of my life

You just see what happend in there?

Yeah, I heard.

Not even that.

Everything! Everything!

What was i thinking?

We can still go back in there and
we can make this happen.

No, we can't.

I don't want to do anything like
this ever again.

I will wait untill iam 40 to
loose my virginity

if then.

Rose ...

Thank you for all your help
But...

I think it's just time that i go.

What about Ryan?

I dont know.

Katie ...

Fuck.

Spencer ,do you think that Katie deserves
the good citizenship award?

No ...

I mean ... No,
she is not.

It is my fault. i insulted her early
that is why she is doing all this.

Do you think that is why
she is loosing her virginity?

She is doing it
just to sleep with Ryan lambert.

And everyone knows Ryan
won't do it with a virgin.

What?
-No!

-Where did you hear that?
- Everyone knows ...

except you.

Oh boy.

I'm so stupid.

Of course it is about Ryan.
It's always about Ryan.

I knew it.
I knew Ryan was the soul mate

That Kiss proved it.

He is going to be my first.

Come on let's go
get some punch.

- Hey Spence,you okay?
- yeah. iam good dude

Spencer ...

If you want to get back to her,
i know the perfect way.

What?

Just stuff the votes in my favor

and i will do anything you wants.

Anything.

And no one ever has to know.

Shit ...
Katie?

I'm sorry, I just need
get my purse.

Why are you naked?

I just had to change my cloths
this girl puked all over me.

- Where you going?
-Home, I just need to get my purse.

You are not going home.
I want to do it right now.

I want to do it right now.

But i thought you said ...

No, i know i said before.
just forget that

What?

Nice tits, Katie.

- What titsl.
- Ryan.

Ryan.

I have been thinking about
this moment for ever

Yeah,
me too.

Ok.ok
A real quick blowjob.

- yeah, i know it feels good
- I need to go to the bathroom.

Okay.

- I need that.
- Sure.

ok
Take your time

Hey man,
if we were stranded on a island

I would be okay with that.

- Really?
- You are a good cute.

I am back.

I just don't get it.

Chelsea and all people.

Oh Ryan, I'm sorry, it's just that
i never even liked her

Ok,
Let's start this.

Where were we?
Ok. blow job.

Tonight is been the
weirdest night of my life.

I swear to god
I do not know what else could happen.

Shit.

No. that's grandpas heart monitor.

Damn, some body call 911.

Jesus,
what the hell!

Oh man
she is sucking your grandpa.

She just have killed him!

Oh my God!

My God!

Katie, you are back.

You i just ,i need to go.
I need to get my purse.

What is the matter?
Where were we?

I just ... it's time.

No.

What is the matter?

Don't you love me any more?

yeah,
Of course i do.

Just ...

Then make love to me now.

Make love to me now.

Ryan ... Ryan.

What is the matter?

I do not know.

I do not know.

I'm sorry. i dont know
I just thought it would be different.

like that kiss.

Kiss?

That kiss in sixth grade.

So amazing.

So passionate.

It said that we meant
to be together for ever.

Wow...

I do not even remember that.

I'm sorry.

I should just go.

Goodbye Ryan.

Goodbye, Katie.
Have a nice summer.

Oh my god

You are gay?

No ... yeah.

Ok, technically iam bisexual.

You are gay.

Ok iam sorry i didn't tell you.
I just don't want anyone to know

Ryan, I wouldn't have told anyone.

Hey, you won't tell
anyone, right?

Katie, Katie!

Hai Rose, It' me
Iam done. iam out in front.

Oh
I just need a minute.

Or make that two.

There you are.

- I need to talk to you
- Hi Spencer.

Katie, listen.

No, you dont want to tell me
I know.

I acted like a total crazy person
tonight.

yeah, but ...

All the stupid things that I did!

I can not believe I've killed
a little old man tonight.

That is pretty bad.

Wouldnt I was not upset
about making valictoria.

I didnt even appreciate the
things i did have.

I mean ...

Probably lost my scholarship
and everything.

Oh right.

On Morality clause.

yeah.

I wont worry too much about that.

Seth's tape,
"Memories of High School.

With the Katie Powers.

Spencer
-How did you get this?

I negotiated with Seth for it.

I can't believe it.

yeah i got him some better footage.
of Chelsea and i on the bed

Thank you.

yeah.

You!

You are the one who
blew my grandpa.

Jeremy, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to
It was total accident

I didn't mean to kill him.

You didn't kill him.

You didn't kill grandpa.
You cured him.you woke him up

- He came out of his coma.
- He did?

yeah, he is got like this newly life .

In fact he is at Good Sam, he is in room 1321,
if you want pay him another one of your visit.

Katie, listen.

After tonight i realised that ...

I don't want to be your friend any more

Spencer.

What i mean it ...

It was you.

yeah.

Why why didn't you ever ...?

I and Ryan both wear the
same costume that day

And i saw how happy you were
when you thought it was him ...

I just left.

- Spencer!
- I should have told you.

I love you.

I always have.

Spencer ...

But you and Chelsea, tonight ...

Keep itsafe
I will be on CNN with that.

Seth, please. Seth wait
I will do anything.

Watch.

Chelsea, i know what you said before ..

How can you get on directory
They will catch us?

Spencer,
He can't.

I have been blowing him.
once in a week this Past year

How do you think I was the best?
To my notes?

Chelsea, I do not think that you're not
validitorial in work

Seth, what are you doing here?

Move.Move!

Wow

sure
you really ready?

yeah.

Ok
me too.

What the hell?

- I'm sorry.
- No, Spencer. It's okay.

Really I mean,
after all of this time

waiting and wondering
another hour won't hurt.

Katie ...

What?

You just tangled your modifier.

Oh my God,
I did.

I did.

- Katie.
- Yeah Spencer.

I do not think we are gonna have
to wait another hour.

It's fricking beautiful man.

We did it.