14 Carrot Rabbit (1952) - full transcript

Bugs goes a little crazy whenever he's standing close to gold, and the trait intrigues claim-jumping Klondike miner Chillicothe (Yosemite) Sam.

Okay, Louie, drop the pan.

Chilacoot Sam!

Yeah, Chilacoot Sam.

The roughest, toughest,

rooting-est, shooting-est
claim jumper...

that ever jumped a claim.

And I'm a-taking over
your claim.

Now get a-going
before I puncture your hide.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]

Ha, ha!



He jumped around
like a toady frog.

Hmm.

Pickings is mighty slim
around here.

Hardly no reward
for a day's work.

Here, Pierre, weigh this up.

Yes, sir.

And keep your thumb
off of them scales,

or I'll blow it off.

She's pretty small.

Ten dollars.

Ten dollars?

Why, it's getting
so a man can't earn

a dishonest living no more.

BUGS:
There's gold
in them there hills.



Well, back with another one, eh?

Eh, uh, how about
a couple of carrots

for this rock, Pierre?

PIERRE:
Of course.

Keep the change, doc.

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

Oh, sure, he does that
all the time.

They say when he is near gold,
a funny feeling comes over him.

He does?
Hmm.

Well, I got a funny feeling
coming over me.

[BUGS SCATTING]

[SINGING]

All I can see are rainbows
in the sky

[SCATTING]

Huh.
A collar button.

I wish people would
stop losing them things.

Well, if it ain't my old friend,
the rabbit.

Say, I like you.

You're a good Joe.

I like you so much,
I'm a-gonna make you my partner.

All you has to do
is find the gold,

and I'll share it with you.
Fifty-fifty.

Honest and for true?

Sure.

Square-deal Sam, they call me.

Well, what are we
waiting for, partner?

There's gold in them there
hills.

We ought to be getting
near gold territory now.

I'm beginning to get
that peculiar feeling.

-That's the spot.
-Gold!

Ha, I'm rich, I'm rich!

Eureka!

Gold!

Maybe I should help.

After all, we are partners.

Partners?

Our partnership is dissolved.

This is all mine.

Now beat it.

Well, of all the
double-crossing....

Gee, I couldn't do that
to the little guy.

Hey, Sam.

SAM:
Shut up!

He should be along
any minute now.

SAM:
I'll tear him from limb to limb.

Aha!
Caught you!

Trying to get the gold for
yourself, eh?

Give me them tools.

Now, scram, you dirty thief.

That's what I get
for trusting a rabbit.

Great horny toadies, I must have
dug clean through to Chinee.

[CRASHING]

SAM:
Ooh!

Ooh, I'll get that
fur-bearing critter,

even if I has to chase him...

through every state
in the Union.

You'd better hurry, Sam,
if you wanna catch me.

I got my running pants on.

On your mark, get set....

Go!

Oh, no, you don't.

You don't get me
to go for that trick again.

But I can't take any chances.

Gold!

I struck it rich!

I'm a billionaire.

I'm a trillionaire.

I'm a zillionaire.

I'm rich!

I'm rich!

I'm-- I'm--

[GROANS]

Put me down!
Now, it's my gold!

I worked hard for it!

Let me go, now!
I'll call the cops!

Put me down!
It's my gold!

I found it!
Let me go!

So long, Sam.

See you in 20 years.

And what are you doing here?

Oh, uh, me?
Well, I, uh-- Heh.

I'm waiting for a streetcar.

Oh, yeah?

[HORN BLOWING]

But in a spot like this,
a boat will do.

[HORN BLOWING]