1313: Frankenqueen (2012) - full transcript

Holy Malibu swank, this
place is nice...

We'll see!

Oh, I'm Andy, by the way.
Forgot to introduce myself in

the limo... was too excited
by all the buttons.

So I noticed. I'm Matt.

How crazy is this, huh?
Getting paid to be test

subjects by some
celebrity doctor.

She's the Kardashian of
plastic surgeons; she's all

about how the pieces fit,
she has no idea

what its like being human.

Don't kid yourself, we're
going to be guinea pigs for



her vanity.

That wasn't in her invitation.

Whats up, gents. You
must be Matt and Andy!

I'm Dan.

Where's our hostess?

Who... oh, you mean Victoria.
She's doing... something.

Haven't seen that much of her
so far, so we've been chilling

out by the pool and
the hot tub.

A pool? And a hot tub?

Yep. Go take a dip.

Has she began work yet?

Oh, you mean whatever tests
she's suppose to do?

Not really. Just a lot of
questions and stuff.

although she did pay the first
half in cash,



so that was pretty cool.

Ha's she talk about her work?
Does she have testing

facilities here?

Dude , Look at this place. I
don't think I've seen half the

rooms here yet. She said to
make ourselves at home, so

go get 'em, tiger.

Nice meeting you... tool. Dan

You the new guy?

Ya, I guess. I'm Andy.

Oh,, Good for you.

I'm going to work out.

So... what's been
going on here?

You really want to know?

Sure.

Welp,, Spencer and I - Spencer
is the bag of meat who just

left by the way -- we have a
bet to see who can bang

the cougar first.

Victoria is a cougar?

Oh, yeah. Not my thing mind
you, but a hundred bucks is a

hundred bucks.

That's true. My
money's on you.

Good call.

Whats going on about these
experiments she bin talking

about doing?

We're getting paid a nice
chunk of change to answer her

questions and swim in her pool
and eat her food. I dont think

she's planning to stick us
with needles if that's what

you're worried about.

No... well, Yaa...

The only one who's getting
stuck with anything is her.

You with me... get
what I'm saying?

I think so...

Ok ..

Hey, be a good guy and get me
a beer from the kitchen.

Oh. Ok.. sure...

It's me, I'm in her house..
I told you not to doubt me.

no, I haven't seen any kind of
lab or equipment, don't worry,

you'll get your hands on a dry
fusion laser and anything

else I can find...

Don't worry, I'll play nice
ish. Look, you'll get your

on every thing and more..
I guarantee it.

Hey, Spence...

Spencer.

It's been bugging me all
day. don't I know you

from somewhere?

Played linebacker in the pros
for two seasons.

All-American at Cal State.

That's right... number 55.

Yep

What're you doing here?

What.. You don't have
the internet?

Nah.

I got suspended
from the league.

No way man, That sucks.
What'd you do?

Performance enhancing drugs.

Oh... did they?

Did they what?

Enhance? You know...

You're a moron.

It's science, man, I was just
asking.

I can get use to this.

Ya, Me too. Especially if you
get us another round of beers.

I'm fine.

Your loss.

Hey, thanks for bringing that
one; he's handy.

I didn't bring him. Do you
know when we meet the

lady in charge?

She said something about
having a sit down this

afternoon, once everybody got
here. Why? You want a piece of

our cougar hunt?

What?

Spence and I, hundred bucks on
who nails her first.

What? Trust me,
there's something about her...

Something say's she
would do some freaky stuff

Every part of your body.
I'm just got first dibs.

Do you know who
her husband was?

Dr. Jeffery Franks.

He invented the dry fusion
laser she uses in her plastic

surgery practice. He also
invented a dozen other

instruments and explored an
entirely new field of

reconstructive neuroscience.

Yippee, he's all yours.

He's dead.

He's still all yours.

You don't get it do you? She's
coopted all his research

all of his findings and she
won't share it with anyone

else. She pretends to be this
fantastic sergeant but but in

reality she's a fraud
and a wanna be...

Oh cool, you brought the beer.
Bring it on over.

Nice...

Well, Hello, gentleman. Glad
to see you're all here.

I have recruited you here
to help me with

some very important medical
research I'm conducting.

My medical research has to do
with the field of plastic

surgery. And as such, I will
be asking you to do a

variety of physical activities

while I watch and take notes.

That's it? We're not going
to get physical?

There will be some
examinations, but i will deal

with each of you retain your
privacy. I assure you it will

be nothing painful.

And it's just for the weekend?

Yes. and i will owe you
the balance on monday.

So do not worry your
pretty little heads.

You know, it's something of an
honor to meet you.

Only 'something' of an honor?

Your husband, Jeffery Franks..
Was..

My late husband

Your late husband was
something of a scientific

hero to me.

I helped him in all his
research. And I am a surgeon

of some renown.

Of course. A plastic surgeon.
From Beverly Hills.

Where else would the best and
most innovative practice be?

Where the money is, dear boy.

Dude, chill out.

Sorry. Didn't mean for
it to sound negative.

Oh yes you did. But
impudence is to be expected

from youth. As is being poor,
ignorant and lacking social

grace. But I am glad
you excepted my invitation.

I've spoken to your
professors. They seem to think

you hold a great deal
of promise.

I suppose we have to
see this weekend.

I suppose we will.

Anyway, please make your self
at home. I only ask that you

do not step in the back
building.. That is where my

lab is and that is where
i conduct my work..

Ahh.. What about your bedroom?

Oh, , you are the naughty
boy, Rich..

You know what's on my mind.

I will.

Come on boy's I really need
you to try your best.

Really dig deep.

Dan, you're very strong. I
assumed Spencer would do

the best at the strength
portion of the tests.

Oh, very nice recovery,
Spencer. I appreciate your

dedication to the physical.

Very Nice..

And how are you doing?

Very Nice..

Nice work, Rich. Though your
mind seems to be other places.

Oh, Andy, Andy I had really
hoped you show more

positive attributes..

Well done Matt. I never
expected you were to

be quite that flexible.

Ok Boy's common let's stretch,
I really like to see

you stretch deeply . .

Hmm..

This is your last test... this
morning. I have a whole

battery of other tests for
you this afternoon.

I can't believe it... split
times are all over the place.

And with what you
told me earlier...

Wait who told you what?

Nothing, I'm sure it was just
venting. No worry's.

It's not a contest, boys.

So, which one of us is doing
better?

She just said it wasn'nt
a contest.

Shut up, egghead..
Nobody was talking to you!

Fine. Be stupid.

What'd you say to me?

So you mean to tell me these
assholes are beating me at

this?

I never implied...

Dude, you need to chill.

That's right Andy, you tell
him.

What, I didn't say
anything...

Shut you piehole, nerd.

Lay off him.

Aggressive tendencies
instigated..

Be careful, boys... no one
likes bruised merchandise...

I'm so disappointed in all of
you. And I might add I

considered releasing you from
my research with out

further money.

But, boys will be boys
I always thought my

late husband could use a
little vinegar...

but we'll fix that... In the
mean time, I've set up

a triage center in the
kitchen.

You may show up one at a time.

I thought you had your
own lab in the mansion.

I do. But as I made clear,
it's for the research not

patching up a bunch of
overeager chuckleheads.

You can come in first.

Hey! You ruin this for us, I'm
going to hurt you.

Go ahead, jerkwad. I hope she
probes you to find out why

you're such a pain in the ass.

Is that a dry fusion laser?

Yes,Would you like
to see how it works?

Yes. Please.

Ah, You've got a wound on
the back of your head.

Yep..

It's going to need stitches.

Nope. It's not.

I know you have very little
respect for me, Matt.

But I hope to earn your
respect by the end

of the weekend..

Done?

Done?

What's this?

You won't have a scar, should
you ever choose to

shave your head.

Let's see!

You have no other cranial
injuries. In fact, your

brain is very impressive. I
look forward to a meeting of

the minds later

...thanks...

So, are you still gonna pay
us... because I could really

use this money.

Ahh ha..

Oh..

Despite your recreational
drugs use , your brain is

realy healthy. It seem's
like your spatially inclined.

Um, if that means I'm handy,
then yeah. And that's cool

about my brain.

Ahh ... Cool... So you are
going to continue with

my research... Im just going
to avoid any of your

critical thinking centers.

Cool. Thanks.

Mhmm. Your aggressive,
sociopathic tendencies are

nearly off the chart.

Mhmm. Thanks.

Ahhaa...

Wow, Properly harnessed, these
could be really beneficial.

You know it. So uh how's
my shoulder, doc?

Oh, It'll be fine.

So, I was thinking...

Hhmm..

Ohh. Nope, you weren't. Says
right here on the scanner.

Hhmm..

You have so many unused
portions of your brain.

That could prove very useful.

You Know ..
My leg hurts a little...

Umm, Ya.. I'm going need
to take a samples of your

brain tissue later,
if you don't mind.

OK.

Oh, as far as your leg goes, I
fixed the wound. But i would

stay away from fighting Rich
in the future. He's a biter.

Sounds good to me!!

Ohhh,...

What is it?

Your steroid use started
in high school?

What's it to you?

how many concussions do you
think you have had while

playing football?

I don't know... 10

You know, I hoped your
unparalleled work ethic and

physical coordination would
would be the cornerstone of my

research...

But your brain
is swiss cheese.

What do you mean?

Tapioca. I'm surprised you can
breathe and walk at the

same time...

OK, You don't know what
you're talking about.

Eleven!

What?

You have had at least
Eleven! concussions.

Your body is your temple...
but you have treated the

penthouse like a
men's room truck stop!

How can you guys just sit in
here after everything that

happened earlier?

Poppa's gotta soak.

Dude, it happens. Don't stress
out. Victoria fixed us

right up.

And you didn't find
that a little weird...

What?

I don't know... I've never
seen anything like the

gadgets she used before.

Ka.. Have you ever
seen the Earth?

What?

You know, the whole Earth,
like from space?

No..

But it exists, Right.

Ya..

See.. So there. Stuff exists
you didn't know exists,

because that's the way the
world works, man.

She wants to get a sample of
my brain tissue.

I think you should totally
let her. It's good manners.

Ohh and uhh, Sorry I bit you
by the way. I thought you

were somebody else.

I had everything in hand, all
the firing synapses at my

disposal; all with
complimentary attributes...

But this one...

Don't worry, this moves the
timeline forward, just a

little but we will have all
the tools we need.

Hey, Victoria, care to join
us? The water's great...

and a so am I.

I do like an aggressive man,
but it's easy to come by...

psychologically speaking.

I don't get it.

Ohh, I know. Suffice to say
your particular attributes are

like fast food, abundant and
interchangeable.

I got it in spades, darling.

I know. That's what
I said.

Dan, Would you come with me?

You don't need a drug test
right now, do you?

Cause I'd fail...

No. I just need to pick
your brain a little.

OK.

Hey.!! What about me?

Oh You'll get your turn, Rich.
Trust me.

Ya Victoria, You'll be getting
all the, Richman..

...yes, I know... I know that,
I'm keeping it together...

yes, she used the dry fusion
laser and she had some other

non-invasive diagnostic
instrument with her too...

yeah, I thought you'd like
that. Look you will get every

thing you asked for..
But the price is double.

...Whatever, look you want the
tech, you got to pay.

I gotta go. I'll let you
know when I'm out.

Matt. I'll be with you
shortly. I would like to ease

your mind about a
couple of things.

Hey dude!!

Come on... make this
easy on me...

Oh, hey..

Hey!! I need you to
come with me.

Sure...

And if you do everything I
tell you.

You won't feel a thing.

Um...

It's for science.

Ohh, Ok i guess..

Yaaa.

Yes. It's going to be a
variation on the diagnostic

laser only this one is going
to bisect your brain

into millions of reusable,
retrainable synapse pairs.

Is this like on 'Star Trek,'
when they fix Spock's brain?

Noo, You are going to be a lot
of useless data, Arn't you?

I will, I promise. Thanks.

Wow, It's so dark in here...

Don't you worry about that...

Where's all the other's?

Uhhh,, Don't know. As long as
no one's banging Victoria.

Doctor Cougar is mine.

Don't you see there's
something else going on here?

Something she's not
telling us?

Dude, she's old and lonely and
lives in a house the size of a

city block. I'm sure the
others found the game room or

nerdling found the office
with all the books in it.

What office?

Downstairs hallway, Turn left
instead of right. The door has

a lock, but someone broke it
hoping to steal some

pharmaceuticals...

or at least that's what I
think the motive would be if

it were me.

Just watch your back...

You need to try some of Dan's
weed... That's what

you need to do.

Alright, Victoria, time
to get physical with the

Rich-man.

This is it... Dr.
Jeffrey Franks office...

Jeffrey Franks journal...

This is it...

I'm ready for my physical,
Doctor.

Actually, I was a little
flattered by that contest you

and Spencer put together..

He told you about that?

No, Dan did actually... in a
manner of speaking.

Oh, that guy, his mind is a
terrible thing to waste...

You know i didnt find His mind
wasn't wasted at all.

I must admit..

So... did Spencer win the bet?

Ohh.. I wouldn't let Spencer
touch me in any way,

shape or form.

Ahh, What about me?

Rich. You're going to be
easy to take apart.

Now we're talking

Why dont you close
your eyes...

This isn't going to hurt,
is it Doctor?

Actually, it probably will.

This can't be real.

Oh, it's very real.

Jeffrey didn't think his
theories should be put into

practice. He said the
cost was too great.

You made... a monster...?

I created life where there was
none. In an image of my

choosing.

That's not possible...

Neither is cold fusion laser,
Neither is any one of the

other half-dozen devices I've
invented to ensure my

creation thrives.

I don't believe it.

You believed it so much that
you came here to try to steal

my technology. Who sent you?
Massive Dynamic? Miskatonic

Tech? How much did they pay
you? I assure you.

It was not enough!!

I... I don't...

Ohh.. Speechless.
Finally...

Rise, Rocky!

Rise !!

Rise !!

What... is this?

It's my creation.

You created this... thing?

Oh you must admit. He is
attractive by any standard.

He will be my equal in
every way. My child

My companion.

But, it's brain?

You read Jeffrey's journal.
You know what he was referring

to. Neural infusion
techniques, temporal mapping,

cranial reassignment... He
will have his own personality,

His own thoughts,
his own... Soul.

That's impossible.

Certainly, right now. I need
another dose of infusion of

preexisting brain matter to
complete the process.

Whose brain...

Rocky...

...Mother...

You will be my perfect man.
My perfect companion.

What?... I told you, I've had
more important things to do.

Well, if the board wants to
fire me, so be it. I quit.

Idiots... They'll be sorry...

Rocky!

Rocky, honey, are you OK?

I'm fine.

We're fine...

Come back to bed, honey.
I have a few more

things to teach you.

What is it? Did you have more
dreams? That will happen. Or

more memories; that will take
time to process... But we'll

build your history soon
enough.

I know who I am. I am your
creation. Made out of parts

from men you found through
your plastic surgery practice.

And my brain is made up from
the attributes of the men you

hired to provide me with life.

Your self-awareness is such a
big step, Rocky. Soon, we'll

be able to work together,
research together...

and your skills will be
unmatched, because I gave

yo so many...

She did this to us.

I don't like it.

She murdered us all.

You made me perfect. To
continue your husbands

research...

Our research...

Ya, we will be
perfect together...

She's not going to get away
with this, is she?

Let's throw her off the roof
and be done with it...

Perhaps if made her as
perfect as her creation...

Made some improvements, peel
away the years, so to speak.

We may make some mistakes
along the way... we wouldn't

want her to be ugly, would we?

What are you thinking,
my love?