1313: Boy Crazies (2011) - full transcript

Trent's dream to be a male model quickly turns into a nightmare when his three male model housemates, and their hostess Sheila, turn out to be a band of insatiable vampires.

[music]

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Hey, What's going on?

Ten hours I just spent hustling
tables full of ignorant tourists

who obviously don't know how to
calculate a fifteen percent tip.

That's it, I've had it.

So what are you going to do?

I'm going to go see that
modelling agency that approached
me last week.

They said all I'd need to do is
get a couple of head shots done
and they

could have me set up at a
modelling house by the end of
the week.

That place at the top of the
hill?



Yeah. Not too shabby, huh?

I don't know. I've heard some
stuff about that place.

Like how it's completely hot.

Like how some models go there
and never come back.

Yeah? Well I'll take my chances.

Because this boy is done waiting
tables.

Man, why is it that every
modelling apartment I shack up
at

doesn't have a laundry room?

I swear I spend more time at the
laundromat then at go-sees.

What are you doing?

My agency just called. They want
to send me to LA.

No way.

Yeah. They think I'm ready to
tackle the market there.

Sweet digs.



This is the modelling house
they've putting me in.

Bet you they've got a washer.

Before you head off to your
swank Malibu mansion, how about
you help me fold.

Welcome.

You must be Trent.

I'm Sheila. Your hostess.

Thank you for having me.

It's my pleasure. Come on in,

I'll introduce you to the
others.

Thank You.

Trent. I'd like to introduce you
to your new roommates.

Vincent, Stefan and Miguel.

Hey Guys, How you doing?

I think Trent is going to make a
lovely addition to our little
family here.

Thanks i just hope i get good

feedback on my go sees. You know
i know

it can be a really competitive
market out here.

Ohh I wouldn't worry about that
if i were you.

I sense you're going to do great
things. And my instincts are
never wrong.

Wow, that sure beat the canned
soup

Kris and I used to cook.

So, ah where's the other new
guy?

Oh. He's just an overnight
guest.

More wine?

Oh, I better not. It looks like
I've got my first go-see set for
nine am tomorrow.

Who with?

Some designer, Vansee?

Vansoi. I've worked with him
quite a bit.

Really? Any advice you could
give me?

Just look him in the eye. And
I'm sure you'll do fine.

Thank you. I'll remember that.
Well I better turn in guys.

Thanks, I think I'm going to
really like it here.

I hope you do.

Why are you keeping him?

You said that anyone else would
just be another life to feed.

Because I think he could help
us.

How?

His energy. It's...Different.

I don't see anything other then
another feed. And I'm feeling
depleted.

Oh stop pouting Miguel.

I already have someone waiting
to replenish your energies.

For now, we leave Trent alone.
Understood?

Come in.

I got this.

Leave him!

Did you not hear my instruction?
I said to leave him.

What did you see Trent?

I...I don't know.

I'll tell you what you saw. You
saw a magnificent display of
power.

Power that any man would die to
hold.

Power that you could hold.

All you have to do is, join us.

Ohh come now Trent.

You didn't think that all
this...

Didn't come without a price.

Oh please. This is LA, doll.
Deal with it.

No!
[muted yelling]

[music]

[music intensifies]

I sense you're going to do great
things.

And my instincts are never
wrong.

Join us?

His energy, its different..

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You saw a magnificent display of
power.

Power that any man would die to
hold.

[music intensifies]

Join us?

[music calms]

I see your senses have become
heightened.

That's one of the many
advantages when you become one
of us.

And what of the disadvantages?

Disadvantages? Hmm let's see.

Eternal life... Superior senses
.. Power. Hmmm

No disadvantages I can see. And
in time, neither will you.

No need to get upset.

After all.

I called Vansoi personally and
told him you were under the
weather.

He understood.

And he's looking forward to your
go-see booked for next week.

Go see. Like this? How?

Of course. What did you think?

That we just spent our days just
idly siting by the pool, waiting

for eager hot things like
yourself to come through the
door?

We have careers. Very lucrative
careers.

Careers that not only pay, but
get us what we need.

When you first came here,

did you somehow feel drawn to
us?

Yes.

Of course you did. And that's
part of our power.

And we're able to transmit that
power through the photographs
taken of us.

I don't understand.

That night at dinner. When you
looked at me.

When you looked into my eyes,
you were momentarily drawn to
me.

I felt it.

And if I hadn't looked away I
could have had you doing
anything I wanted.

Of course what we want, what we
need, is the life force of
others to keep us strong.

But Sheila taught us how to
freeze that power in a
photograph,

so when others gaze upon it they
are drawn to us.

It may take away the pleasure of
the hunt but it sure is
convenient.

[brooding music]

Did you somehow feel drawn to
us?

When you looked into my eyes,
you were momentarily drawn to
me.

I felt it. I felt it.

[music intensifies]

That's one of the many
advantages when you become one
of us.

Eternal life,Eternal life...
Superior senses...

Power.

[swoosh]

[birds]

[footsteps]

I suggest you cheer up Trent.

And considering how unhappy they
were about my decision to keep
you, if they

suspect you are not one of them,
they'll have no problem getting
rid of you.

Think about it?

[mysterious music]

[echoing]
I suggest you cheer up
Trent.

You saw a magnificent display of
power.

Eternal life,Eternal life...
Superior senses,

power...

Power that any man would die to
hold.

Power that you could hold.

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You didn't think all this
didn't come without a price?

You didn't think all this
didn't come without a price?

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This is LA doll, deal with it.

I sense you're going to do great
things. And my instincts are
never wrong.

[music calms]

Join us?

[birds]

If you can make this shot,
I'll let you do the honours on
our next victim.

Ohh, I can make it.

[impact]

Nice shot.. I bet you couldn't
have done that before.

Come on. Let me show you what
else you can do.

Ok, try it now.

See. Eternal life comes with
many bonuses.

Haha, So tell me guys. What so
special about Sheila anyway?

I mean you guys seem to possess
all the power.

You're kidding right? Our
power's nothing compared to
Sheila.

She's like a queen bee.

And you don't want to piss her
off.

Do you ever hear a voice, like a
little whisper in your head?

Yeah.

That's her. She's the only one
who can get inside you like
that.

Pull you in and possess you like
no other.

I mean you don't hear me inside
your head do you?

Exactly our powers are nothing
compared to hers.

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

I have good news. You've just
booked your very first photo
shoot.

Really? But I haven't been on
any auditions.

You got lucky. You got the job
right off your look book.

Hmm, what's the job?

It's with hot new up and coming
photographer named Jerome
Lausanne.

Sounds delicious.

He wants some pictures for his
portfolio. He'll be here
tomorrow at one.

I trust you'll all be on your
best behaviour?

Yeah, of course.

[techno music]

That's great, right here at the
camera. Oh perfect. Oh perfect.
Beautiful.

Really feel it. That's great,
That's great, Flex those abs.

[camera shutter clicking]

Perfect, perfect, nice...That's
great, that's great.

Keep doing it.

Beautiful, beautiful, that's
incredible.

Why don't you take a break while
a change my lens.

How's our new protege doing?

It's incredible. I mean I've
never seen such intensity
before.

It's like his image is
practically burning a hole
through my lens.

Nice.

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His powers of seduction are
strong.

The photographer senses it. I
sense it. The others.

I told you he would be a
valuable addition to our family.

Is he? Even if his powers exceed
your own?

Don't be a fool. He may be
strong in many ways but he is
weak in far more.

[echoing]
How's our new protege
doing?

[growling]

I mean I've never seen such
intensity before.

It's like his image is
practically burning a hole
through my lens.

[growling]

It's incredible.

[sinister music]

Get out of here, Man.

Don't you understand? They'll
kill you.

[door unlatches]

Well, well, well. I smell
dinner.

Quite impressive, Trey. You've
rendered the poor thing
completely helpless.

Almost takes the fun out of it.

I don't know if I can do this
guys.

Don't worry. We conform kind of
a hierarchy here.

Vincent feeds first. And, since
you're at the bottom of the food
chain, you'll feed last.

On the contrary. I said if you
made that shot.

You could do the honours.

[suspenseful music]

I knew he wasn't one of us.

[growling]

Haven't you forgotten something?

Dispose of him. You know how I
despise a mess.

[feasting sounds]

[birds]

In time, you will realize those
that feed our need are worth the
eternal life you have been
given.

You make it sound like a gift.

It is. One which very few are
offered.

I didn't want this. I'm not like
you.

Even the others can see that.

So you might as well kill me now
before they do.

I can't. Your powers are too
valuable. You saw the way you
drew him to us.

And once your images are
published, there will be no end
to the stream of life forces
that are drawn to us.

You are one of us now, Trent.

Embrace it. There is no other
choice.

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I have spectacular news! Your
face will be looking down at
every angel in this city.

What are you talking about?

Your new billboard ad.

That's right! Your face is going
to be gracing the front of a
brand new fourteen by
forty-eight foot billboard right

in the middle of downtown LA.

Isn't it fantastic? I cant
wait to tell all the others!

We have to prepare for the
frenzy.

[mysterious music]

[music continues]

[swoosh]

[echoing]
Sounds delicious.

I knew he wasn't one of us.

His powers of seduction are
strong.

When you first came here, did
you somehow feel drawn to us?

I don't see any thing but
another feed.

Im feeling depleted.

Why are we keeping him even if
his powers exceed your own.

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[music continues]

[growl]

[growl]

[growl]

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Join us?

When you first came here. Did
you somehow feel drawn to us?

When you looked into my eyes,
you were momentarily drawn to
me.

I felt it.

I think im really going to like
here.

Eternal life, superior senses,
power...

And what are the disadvantages?

Knew he wasn't one of us...

If they suspect you are not one
of them, they'll have no problem
getting rid of you.

Of course what we want, what we
need, is the life force of
others to keep us strong.

Bet you couldn't have done that
before.

I could have had you doing
anything I wanted.

Our power's nothing compared to
Sheila. She's like a queen bee.

Get out of here Man.

Don't you understand? They'll
kill you.

I sense you're going to do great
things. And my instincts are
never wrong.

Quite impressive, Trent ..

You've rendered the poor thing
completely helpless.

Almost takes the fun out of it.

I don't know if i can do this
guys.

I don't know if i can do this
guys.

I'm not like you. Even the
others can see that.

Might as well kill me now before
they do.

In time, you will realize those
that feed our need are worth the
eternal life you have been
given.

[music continues]

Its one of the many advantages
of being one of us.

You didn't think all this didn't
come without a price?

You saw a magnificent display of
power.

Power that you could hold.

[music continues]

[successive growling]

[music fades]

Hey brother. Congratulations on
the billboard. When does it go
up?

Friday.

Just in time for Sunday brunch.

We'll see if it pays off.

Aww, Miguel, don't be jealous.

Besides. It's good news for all
of us.

Well it's not doing me any good
right now.

It's been weeks since we've had
fresh blood through here.

Relax. Sheila's got a new
boarder coming in today.

A new boarder. Why?

It's like Miguel said. It's been
weeks.

You better not screw it up this
time. Because if you do, I'll
take care of you myself.

[music]

Congratulations on the
billboard. When does it go up?

Just in time for Sunday brunch.

It's been weeks since we've had
fresh blood through here.

[music continues]

You better not screw it up this
time. Because if you do ill take
care of you myself.

[abstract rumbling]

[music fades]

[footsteps]

Hello, You must be Kris. Come
in. I'll show you to your room.

[door clicks shut]

[mysterious music]

You should leave.

Trent, buddy! I was hoping to
surprise you.

Man, these digs are sweet.

I mean they looked good on
screen but it's nothing until
you're here.

I thought you were going to
Tokyo.

I was, but after putting the
lean on my agent I finally got
him to agree to send me out
here.

Shorter flight you know? Plus
all that Japanese fish...

You should leave.

Are you kidding? LA is where
it's at.

Where dreams come true, baby.

Look at you.

You don't understand. This
house. Sheila.

You've got to get out of here
before it's too late.

What's are you talking about
man?

They will kill you!

Trent? You're not bothering our
new guest, are you?

Please. You don't understand.
He's my friend.

Oh. How sweet. You two have
history.

That will give you something to
share over dinner.

I won't let you do this.

Oh really. And how do you plan
on stopping me?

[swish]

[swoosh]

Take it easy...

You're not going anywhere.

[sinister music]

[music intensifies]

[growling, struggling]

[music]

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Check.

I don't know why you insist on
fighting us.

You do realize it is futile,
don't you?

That no matter what you do, you
are what you are.

And that will never change.

You know nothing about me.

What I do know is this. What
ever power you may have had is
starting to fade.

Your strength is dwindling.

And without feeding on the life
force of others it will just
continue to fade until you are
nothing but a soulless corpse.

Where is he?

Don't worry, he won't be
interrupting your lunch.

How long are you going to try
and convince him into us that he
will be willing to accept this?

As long as it takes. I don't
really have a choice now do I?

You could let us take care of
him for you.

It's too soon for that.

Is it?

What If he learns to use his
power before they begins to
weaken, it could mean the end of
us all.

Or a new beginning. Think of
what his powers of seduction can
do for us?

We will become stronger from the
abundance of life force brought
right to our doorstep.

We could turn are family into an
army. Instead of the city of
angels, it could become our
city.

The city of darkness.

He will never allow that.

He will die before.

I'm not so sure.

Well we are.

And we are plan on making sure
he does.

Unless you've forgotten, I'm
your master, your queen.

I am the one who decides the
fates.

Then let us do what we can to
protect our queen.

Fine. Tonight then.

[suspenseful music]

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Oh, Momma's Boy!

Oh, Momma's Boy!

There you are.

You know. I know Sheila told us
to wait until sun set but ahh,

I just couldn't wait to tell you
the good news.

After all, I love watching my
next victim squirm for a while.

It's something about the
adrenaline, that makes it taste
that much better.

You know since I smelt you, I
knew make you one of us was a
mistake.

Not to say I haven't enjoyed
toying with you. But, as they
say all good things must come to
an end.

And when night falls I'll be
ready to play our last game.

Why wait?

[growling]

[intense music]

[music fades]

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Vince is that you? I'm still
way too full to go hunting
again.

Then what about being the
hunted?

Is that you Trent?

Hey look. I'm real sorry to see
you go.

I mean I liked you but, having
our meals interrupted, well, it
just doesn't sit well.

I understand.

Cool. Then no hard feelings.

Well, I wouldn't say all that.

[growling, clawing]

[swoosh]

[suspenseful music]

[growling]

[growling continues]

Somewhere you have to be?

So. Sheila set you free. I knew
she had her own agenda.

I wouldn't blame Sheila for my
release.

Although she did inadvertently
let me in on a little secret.

See, it turns out I am pretty
awesome.

Even for a vampire who doesn't
like to kill innocent people.

That being said. I have no
problem killing other vampires.

Hmm I say my success with Stefan
and Miguel, I'm pretty darn good
at it.

[growl]

Sheila!

[muted scream]

[brooding music]

Finally mustered the strength to
join us.

Pity. The others will be so
disappointed when I tell them
there'll no dessert tonight.

I for one am quite pleased to
see you've decided to join us.

Looking forward to harnessing
your extraordinary powers.

I wouldn't bother calling the
others. They can't hear you
anymore.

As a matter of fact, they can't
do much of anything anymore.

What have you done?

Nothing more then what you have
had planned for me...

[growl]

[abstract swoosh]

[music continues]

[echoing]
Finally mustered the
strength to join us.

Eternal life, superior senses,
power.

Power that you could hold.

Without feeding on the life
force of others it will just
continue to fade.

No matter what you do. You are
what you are and that will never
change.

Look at you.

[music fades]

Perry. What are you doing here?
I thought you were staying up at
that model's house in Malibu.

I am. I just thought I'd stop in
and see how my old roomy is
doing.

Still slugging it out as a
trainer?

Yeah, it's not bad.

Could be better. Look at me.

Making easy money just from
looking pretty.

So every thing's going all right
for you then, huh?

Couldn't be better.

What about the house? You see
anything strange going on?

Not unless you consider hanging
out by the pool or working out
in your own gym strange.

But I guess it is if you're used
to slumming it.

Seriously you should think about
it.

Here. I even printed out the
placement page for the modelling
house.

Maybe I'll take a look at it.

You do that. And I promise
you...

...You won't be able to look
away.

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