1313: Bigfoot Island (2012) - full transcript

Hello, Mikel. It's Andy...
Yeah,I know you and Peter

usually always the
first ones to Rose Island,

but it looks to me like I beat
you guys to it..

Yeah.. No i just figured i would
come help Peter out cleaning

up the place. I mean we left
it pretty skunked up after last

year's blow out...

Yeah...

Mhhhhhhhhm..

I know me to man. I hope it
doesn't get to out of hand.

yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine
too... nah, I'm gonna take the

trail threw the woods



scenic route ya need to get back
into fightin' shape here.

very funny...

No, you will next semester, they
don't call you pop-gun

for nothing..

Ya you guys are on the fary now
right

let's meet at that stand of
trees, we'll run back to the

cabin... Sound good.. alright
man see you in a few. Awesome

Sounds good, ka see you in a
few buddy.

Need some sugar.. We have sugar
for you....

HUH.....

Is somebody there?

HELLO..

OHHH... MY GOD ...

SCREAM!!!



Hello?...
hey, Mike, you on island yet?...

Great,YA, I'm just opening up
the cabin right now...

Ya sean said he was gonna
be a little late, But no

surprise there. Ahh Do you know
if Nate's

came in on time?...

Alright cool... Alright see ya
in a bit.

Oh, hey, Catherine...
well, you know I'd

love to help you paint your
sorority house, but ahh

me and the boys are on
our annual retreat at my

folks cabin on Rose Island...
Ya It's one of the small

islands, just a handful of
locals, there's only a dozen

cars allowed... yeah, it's
pretty much in the

boondocks alright, but
ah it's nice quiet the

enjoy the scenery and
get some work-out time

before school starts again...

yeah, it pretty perfect Alright
ya.. I'll call you when we get

back. Alright by.

Yeah,
Peter's already there,

of course, so we
should be good to go...

I'm meeting Andy and
we're going to jump

right in... Jeez, Nate,
Cant tell me you're

going to hit the water
the second you get here..

yeah, that's
what I thought, leave

us behind while you
enjoy the water

enjoy the water without us...

yeah,
I know. Talk to you soon.

(Humming)

Hey,,, baby, I like you fine...

Oh, great spirit of the forest,
avenge me... avenge your

maiden...

Oh, great forest spirit,
avenge your maiden...

Hey, Nate, how goes it?

It's good. Just got
off the ferry.

And let me guess,
you're way to the lake?

Am I that obvious?

You're like a trout that
has to be thrown in

the water or it will die.

You know me.

Oh ya, I talked to Mike.
He and Andy are

on island and they should
be here in like any minute.

I'm sure Sean and
Brett are going to be late...

but did you talk to him?
About last year.

I did... I tried. He said
he drank too much.

I did... I tried. He said
he drank too much.

Yaa well, I hope we
can avoid that this year...

Me Too.. That was, It
was just a..

I know...

Look I expected the
cops to bust down

my door for six months.

Naaa... I talked to her...

Uhhh, I'm glad you
did. Cause that

was not cool what she did.

What she did?

Look, we can talk more later.

I gotta go soak myself in the
water.

Yeah... OK. Talk to
you in a bit.

Oh,grow up Peter. Not
everyone is a choirboy.

Oh, great forest spirit ..
I thank you for your gifts...

but there is more to
be accomplished...

Where the hell are
Mike and Andy?

Hm... fine. Im going for a run.

Oh, great forest spirit..
Avenge me...

Avenge your maiden...

What the hell?

Hey??!!

Andy... Mike...

You guys out there?

Dammit, guys,
you know I don't like

to joke around like this...
Come on...

Alright Fine,

know you guys are
having a laugh, but

but I'm going to continue
my run.

I'm getting sick of you idiots.

Oh, great spirit ..
forgive my transgressions

and recover the balance I
desire...

The crazy island girl
likes us....

She really does...
Come on, fess up...

Great forest spirit,
Avenge your maiden...

Any of you here yet?

Where are you guys?

Hey

Hey, Peter, The fun
has finally arrived.

Is your place ready?

Yeah, all stocked up..

Sean, Just one problem...

Ya,, What's that?

No one els has shown
up yet.

Oh don't be such a girl,
Peter. They know the fun

doesn't start until I get there
anyway.

Is Brett with you?

Of course he is. He doesn't tie
his shoes without me.

Very funny, Sean.

Hey, If you go up by the
high trail, keep a eye

out for Mike and Andy...
And if you go by the

lake see if Nates still there..

Sheez, I told you not to
worry so much.

It's a small island, nothing
bad can happen.

That's not true.

Oh, you're gonna
bring this up again?

No, Sean, I...

Hey,, we have a little
fun with some crazy

island chick and you
freak out about it.

You know I get it, your parents
live here, you probably

made stick art together
when you were kids,

I'm sorry. And she didn't
seem too broken up

about it, you apologized
and to be honest

I think she dug the attention.

That's not true and you know it.

Alright, Who cares, Peter?!!
I'm so done with this.

You got to get over it.

I'm sorry... I'm just...

Alright Look, I promise
we'll have a nice boring

time and we can plan a
kickbutt semester full

debauchery with women
who know which

end of their booty is which.

Sean...

Hey, I'm Just giving you
the business...

Your so easy to wind up.
Hey It'll be fun alright..

We will see you in a few ..

Man, He won't let that go.

Ya whatever. Hey get
changed man.

We need to run.

...She totally loves it...
Save some for me though...

Great forest spirit, prepare
your worst...

Hey... Wait up.

Hey, kiss my but, you bum. haha

God i hate that guy.

{HUMMING}

Oh, great forest spirit...
avenge your maiden...

That cannot be what I
thought it was...

Holy crap...

{Humming}

Hey don't be a loser,
Brett. Hurry the hell up.

Fine,,, I hope
you get hit by a truck.

{HUMMING}

Very funny, Sean...

This isn't funny...

Humm..

Humm..

Humm..

Humm..

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

{Screaming}

Freak, you like nature,

I know you'll like this...
It's all natural...

Hahahaha..

Oh, great forest spirit ...
Avenge your maiden...

Close the circle...

Sean! Sean! Over here!

Please, spirit of the forest...
Please...

{Screaming}

SEAN!!

You don't have to worry.

How did you get in here?

Its over.

What's over?

You remember last year, Peter.

Yes... of course, But there's
something out there,

it's killed my friends...
It's some kind of monster.

No... It is the great spirit
of the forest. It helps

maintain balance. Your 'friends'
upset the balance.

What...? What do you mean?

I remember last year.

I know... I'm sorry again,
but all my friends...

They weren't your friends.
You said so.

I...

You stopped them.
They did things to me, Peter.

They called me terrible
names and they were going

to do far worse things.
But you stopped them.

Pushed them off of me
Got me out of there..

And you told me they
were not your friends.

You were kind.

Yes, but...

I've lived on the island all my
life.

I know.

My parents they taught me
the old ways. They wanted

to protect me from outsiders.
And now that they're gone,

I want more.

I don't understand... Danielle,
right? Your name, is Danielle.

Yes.

What do you want?

I want us to live together.
Here!!

I have to go home...
I have to tell the police...

No. We will live here, Peter.

But that beast?

It is the spirit of the
forest... It must be respected

above all else. The spirit and I
are in balance.

See for yourself.

I love you, Peter.

I want us to be together.

Here. In this place.

And if I try to leave?

Then you can join your
'friends.'