Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 1, Episode 3 - The Big Sleep - full transcript
The campers face off in an epic 'awake-a-thon'.
CHRIS: LAST TIME ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
22 CAMPERS ARRIVED AND LEARNED
THAT THEY'LL BE SPENDING
THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS
AT A CRUSTY OLD SUMMER CAMP.
THE CAMPERS WERE FACED
WITH THEIR FIRST CHALLENGE,
JUMPING OFF A CLIFF
INTO SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.
AND WHILE MOST CAMPERS
TOOK THE PLUNGE,
A FEW WERE FORCED TO WEAR
THE DREADED CHICKEN HAT.
AT THE CAMPFIRE CEREMONY,
IT ALL CAME DOWN
TO TWO CAMPERS.
COURTNEY HAS EXPERIENCE
AS A C.I.T. IN SUMMER CAMP
BUT REFUSED TO JUMP,
AND EZEKIEL MANAGED
TO TICK OFF EVERY FEMALE
CONTESTANT AT THE CAMP
WITH HIS SEXIST COMMENTS
ABOUT WOMEN.
IN THE END, THE FIRST CAMPER
VOTED OFF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
WAS EZEKIEL,
PROVING THAT HOME SCHOOLING
AND REALITY T.V.
DON'T REALLY MIX.
WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF
THIS WEEK IN THE MOST DRAMATIC
CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET?
FIND OUT TONIGHT ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
(AIR HORN BLOWING)
OW!
IT'S 7:00 IN THE MORNING.
DO I LOOK LIKE
A FARMER TO YOU?
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
(GROWLING)
MORNING!
HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL.
HI, CHRIS.
YOU LOOK REALLY BUFF
IN THOSE SHORTS.
I KNOW.
OKAY, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY
BECAUSE YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE
BEGINS IN EXACTLY ONE MINUTE.
OH, EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
ENOUGH TIME TO EAT BREAKFAST.
OH, YOU'LL GET
BREAKFAST, OWEN,
RIGHT AFTER YOU COMPLETE
YOUR 20 KILOMETER RUN
AROUND THE LAKE.
OH, SO YOU'RE FUNNY NOW.
YOU KNOW, WHAT I THINK
WOULD BE FUNNY--
EVA, TRY TO CONTROL
YOUR TEMPER.
YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS,
AREN'T YOU?
A LITTLE.
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.
OKAY, THAT GIRL EVA HAS GOT
TO GET A HANDLE ON HER TEMPER.
SHE'S ONLY BEEN HERE ONE DAY
AND SHE'S ALREADY THROWN HER
SUITCASE OUT A WINDOW
AND BROKEN THE LOCK
ON ONE OF THE BATHROOM DOORS.
OKAY, RUNNERS!
ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER?
DON'T WALK BESIDE ME.
DO YOU MIND?
I DON'T RUN.
AND I DEFINITELY DON'T RUN
IN HIGH-HEEL WEDGES.
CAN'T...CATCH...
BREATH...MUST...
HAVE...CONDITION.
YEAH, IT'S CALLED OVEREATING.
-LOOK INTO IT.
-WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
YOU SKINNY, ANNOYING...
OOH,
I'M TOO TIRED FOR INSULTS.
PICK IT UP, PEOPLE!
IF YOU'RE NOT BACK
BY DINNERTIME, YOU DON'T EAT!
UGH. I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
CLEAR A TABLE, STAT!
OH, WE MADE IT.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE.
I THINK I'M HAVING
HEART PALPITATIONS.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
IF THEY LOST, THAT MEANS
WE WON THE CHALLENGE.
(CHEERING)
WHOA, THERE!
HOLD YOUR HORSES, GUYS.
THAT WASN'T THE CHALLENGE.
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?
WHO'S HUNGRY?
AFTER A WHOLE WEEK
OF BROWN SLUDGE,
I ALMOST CRIED
WHEN I SAW THAT BUFFET.
AND THEN I SAW IT,
THE BUFFET TABLE.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
THERE WAS TURKEY
AND NANAIMO BARS
AND BAKED BEANS
IN MAPLE SYRUP.
COULD I HAVE A MINUTE?
(CRYING)
(ALL GROANING)
OKAY, CAMPERS!
TIME FOR PART TWO
OF YOUR CHALLENGE.
I THOUGHT EATING
WAS THE SECOND PART.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US?
WEIRD GOTH GIRL IS RIGHT.
HAVEN'T WE BEEN
THROUGH ENOUGH?
UM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.
NO! IT'S TIME
FOR THE AWAKE-A-THON!
THE WHAT-A-THON?
DON'T WORRY,
THIS IS AN EASY ONE.
THE TEAM WITH THE LAST CAMPER
STANDING WINS INVINCIBILITY.
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS THE 20K RUN
AND THE TURKEY-EATING FRENZY
WERE PART OF YOUR EVIL PLAN
TO MAKE IT HARDER
FOR US TO STAY AWAKE?
THAT'S RIGHT, GWEN.
MAN, HE'S GOOD.
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
SO HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
IT'LL BE BEFORE
EVERYONE'S OUT COLD?
ABOUT AN HOUR, GIVE OR TAKE.
MAYBE LESS.
(VULTURES SCREAMING)
CHRIS: WE ARE NOW 12 HOURS
IN WITH ALL 21 CAMPERS
STILL WIDE AWAKE.
WOO-HOO!
STAY AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS?
I CAN DO THAT IN MY SLEEP.
WOO-HOO!
THE AWAKE-A-THON WAS DEFINITELY
THE MOST BRUTAL THING
I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.
(YAWNING)
THIS IS THE MOST BORING THING
I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.
(YAWNING)
COULD BE WAY WORSE.
OH, YEAH? HOW?
I COULD BE STUCK HERE
WITHOUT YOU TO TALK TO.
SO, MY STRATEGY IS TO GET
TWO OTHER CAMPERS
TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH ME
AND TAKE TO THE FINAL THREE.
THE ONLY QUESTION IS,
WHO CAN I FIND THAT IS EITHER
DESPERATE OR DUMB ENOUGH
TO DO WHATEVER I SAY?
GWEN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO GET THE BLOOD
TO RUSH TO MY HEAD.
I THINK IT'S WORKING.
CAN I TRY?
SURE.
PERFECT. LINDSAY, BETH,
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
SURE.
OKAY, I HAVE A PLAN TO GET ME
AND TWO OTHER PEOPLE
INTO THE FINAL THREE,
AND I CHOSE YOU GUYS.
REALLY?
YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL.
I AM PLACING MY TRUST IN YOU,
AND TRUST IS A TWO-WAY STREET.
SO YOU'LL DO
EVERYTHING I SAY, THEN?
SURE.
EEE! WE'RE GOING
TO THE FINAL THREE!
LINDSAY: EEE!
OH, MY GOSH!
HEATHER'S TAKING ME
TO THE FINAL THREE!
I'M GOING TO THE FINAL THREE!
I WONDER
WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN?
SPEAKING OF ALLIANCES,
YOU KNOW WHO I THINK
IS REALLY CUTE?
OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T DATE HIM.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE HE'S ON THE OTHER TEAM.
UH-HUH...
YOU CAN'T INTER-TEAM DATE.
IT'S, LIKE, AGAINST
THE ALLIANCE RULES.
THERE ARE RULES?
REMEMBER WHAT I JUST SAID
ABOUT TRUST, LINDSAY?
OF COURSE, YOU CAN ALWAYS
LEAVE THE ALLIANCE.
IF YOU DO, THOUGH,
I CAN'T PROTECT YOU
FROM GETTING KICKED OFF.
NO, I WANT TO BE
IN THE ALLIANCE.
GOOD. THEN IT'S SETTLED.
HEATHER SAID
I COULDN'T DATE HIM.
SHE NEVER SAID
I COULDN'T LIKE HIM.
I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
ISN'T THAT EVA'S MP3 PLAYER?
YEP.
WELL, ISN'T SHE GONNA GET,
LIKE, REALLY MAD
WHEN SHE REALIZES IT'S GONE?
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M COUNTING ON.
(ROARING)
(SCREAMING)
CHRIS: CONGRATULATIONS,
CAMPERS.
YOU'VE MADE IT
TO THE 24-HOUR MARK.
TIME TO TAKE
THINGS UP A NOTCH.
FAIRY TALES.
OH, HE'S NOT SERIOUS!
(GROWLING)
ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS INSIDE
THIS BORING KINGDOM...
(YAWNING)
CHRIS: A BORING VILLAGE.
AND INSIDE THIS BORING,
SLEEPY VILLAGE,
FILLED WITH VERY
BORING CHILDREN
WHO DID VERY BORING THINGS...
(FARTING)
HUH?
TIM-BER.
I FIGURED
THAT IF I KEPT MOVING,
I COULD OUTLAST ALL OF THEM.
I JUST HAD TO KEEP
MY EYE ON THE BALL.
(PANTING)
WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
OUR STRATEGY.
HUH?
HEATHER: BETH?
OKAY, FAVORITE SONG?
SHE WOULD BE LOVED.
FAVORITE COLOR?
MIDNIGHT BLUE.
OOH, MYSTERIOUS.
I LIKE THAT.
DON'T FALL ASLEEP.
OKAY, QUICK,
FAVORITE MOVIE MOMENT?
YOU'RE GONNA THINK
IT'S CHEESY.
I PROMISE I WON'T.
OKAY, THE KISS AT THE END
OF THAT ROAD-TRIP MOVIE.
YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH
THE GUY AND THE THREE GIRLS?
I KNOW THE ONE.
(CHUCKLING)
YOU LIKE THAT MOVIE?
DID I MENTION THAT I ATE
THE ENTIRE DISH OF BAKED BEANS
AND MAPLE SYRUP?
FUNNY THING ABOUT BAKED BEANS,
THEY MAKE ME SLEEPWALK.
(SNORTING)
OH, COOL.
THEY EVEN FALL ASLEEP TOGETHER.
YOU STILL AWAKE?
YEAH.
IT'S WEIRD,
BUT I THINK I'M SO TIRED
I'M NOT TIRED ANYMORE.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.
WHERE'S THE LITTLE DIPPER AGAIN?
SEE THE BIG DIPPER?
FOLLOW THE HANDLE
TO THAT BRIGHT STAR,
THE POLE STAR,
AND IT'S RIGHT THERE.
AAH, COOL.
(WATER SPLASHING)
GWEN: LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S LIKE A STATUE.
HE HASN'T MOVED
IN OVER 50 HOURS.
HELLO!
YIP, YIP, YIP, YIP!
AMAZING!
LOOK AT THE CONCENTRATION.
(GASPING)
HIS EYELIDS ARE PAINTED.
I SAW IT!
SHUT UP.
OH, I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.
THAT IS SO FREAKING COOL!
BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT, DUDE.
(SIGHING)
OH, GROSS, IT WORKS!
DUDE PEED HIS PANTS!
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
I'D KILL FOR A COFFEE RIGHT NOW.
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU PEOPLE?
COME ON, FALL ASLEEP ALREADY.
YOU GOT TO HOOK ME UP, MAN.
I'LL EVEN EAT THE GRINDS.
ANYTHING.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU FIVE STAY WITH ME.
THE REST OF YOU GO AND GET
A SHOWER, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
YOU STINK!
I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO COME TO THIS.
I SAID THAT TO
CHEF HATCHET LAST NIGHT.
I SAID, "CHEF, I DON'T
WANT IT TO COME TO THIS."
BUT DARN IT, THESE CAMPERS
ARE TOUGH.
AND SO I'VE COME UP
WITH THE MOST BORING,
SLEEP-INDUCING ACTIVITY
I CAN FIND.
OH, COME ON.
WHAT NOW?
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
BRING IT ON.
THE HISTORY OF CANADA.
A POP-UP BOOK.
CHAPTER ONE.
THE BEAVER, NATIONAL SYMBOL
AND A "DAM" FINE HAT.
(GROANING)
STINK!
WHICH, OF COURSE,
WAS THE PRECURSOR
FOR THE DISCUSSIONS LEADING
TO THE WAR OF 1812.
TRENT.
(SLOW MOTION SCREAM) NO-O-O-!
DON'T LEAVE ME.
TIME FOR A BATHROOM BREAK.
ANY TAKERS?
I'VE HELD IT THIS LONG,
SWEETHEART.
I CAN GO ALL DAY.
YEAH, BUT CAN YOU HOLD IT
FOR ANOTHER 10 CHAPTERS?
YOU'VE GOT 5 MINUTES,
LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND
A LITTLE COMPANY.
FINE, BUT STAY OUT
OF THE STALL.
(SIGHING)
CHRIS: DUNCAN,
YOU IN THERE, MAN?
(FLIES BUZZING)
AND WE HAVE NEWS.
IT LOOKS LIKE DUNCAN'S
TAKEN A DIVE ON THE CAN,
WHICH MEANS THE OFFICIAL
WINNER OF THE AWAKE-A-THON
IS...
GWEN!
THE SCREAMING GOPHERS WIN!
(EVA SCREAMING)
EVA: WHERE IS MY MP3 PLAYER?
ONE OF YOU MUST
HAVE STOLEN IT!
I NEED MY MUSIC!
NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE
UNTIL I GET MY MP3 PLAYER BACK.
OKAY, WHOEVER TOOK IT
BETTER GIVE IT UP NOW
BEFORE SHE DESTROYS
THE WHOLE CAMP.
HEY, GUYS.
WOW, THIS PLACE
IS A REAL MESS.
SOMEONE STOLE
EVA'S MP3 PLAYER.
YOU DON'T MEAN THIS, DO YOU?
I WAS WONDERING
WHO IT BELONGED TO.
I FOUND IT BY THE CAMPFIRE PIT.
YOU MUST HAVE DROPPED IT.
OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
SURE THING.
TURN A TEAM AGAINST
THEIR OWN MEMBERS?
EASIEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
SO, SORRY ABOUT THAT
LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
GUESS NO ONE
STOLE IT AFTER ALL.
OKAY, MAYBE
I OVERREACTED A LITTLE.
(CHUCKLING)
YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES
AND MADE YOUR DECISION.
THERE ARE ONLY NINE
MARSHMALLOWS ON THIS PLATE.
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
COME UP AND CLAIM
YOUR MARSHMALLOW.
THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT
RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW
MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN
TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,
CATCH THE BOAT
OF LOSERS, AND LEAVE.
AND YOU CAN NEVER
COME BACK, EVER.
THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW
GOES TO DUNCAN.
BRIDGETTE.
COURTNEY.
KATIE AND SADIE.
BOTH: YAY!
TYLER.
DJ.
GEOFF.
CAMPERS,
THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW
OF THE EVENING.
HAROLD.
EVA,
THE DOCK OF SHAME AWAITS.
NICE. REALLY NICE.
WHO NEEDS THIS STUPID
T.V. SHOW, ANYWAY?
OW!
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S
SLEEP TONIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL SAFE.
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE
A TOTAL RAGING PSYCHOPATH
AND THEN EXPECT PEOPLE
TO JUST FORGIVE YOU,
NO MATTER HOW TOUGH
AND STRONG AND FAST YOU ARE.
SHE'S NEVER GONNA HAVE A CAREER
IF SHE DOESN'T GET HER
ACT TOGETHER.
SO, EVA WAS ONE OF THEIR
STRONGEST PLAYERS,
AND NOW SHE'S GONE.
I AM SO RUNNING THIS GAME.
COURTNEY: BUH-BYE, EVA.
TOUCHY!
I GUESS MY TEMPER GOT
THE BETTER OF ME. AGAIN.
BUT WHATEVER, THEY JUST LOST
THEIR FIERCEST COMPETITOR.
I HOPE THEY REALIZE THAT.
TO THE KILLER BASS
AND TO NOT ENDING UP
HERE AGAIN NEXT WEEK.
(SNORING)
(SNIFFING)
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
22 CAMPERS ARRIVED AND LEARNED
THAT THEY'LL BE SPENDING
THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS
AT A CRUSTY OLD SUMMER CAMP.
THE CAMPERS WERE FACED
WITH THEIR FIRST CHALLENGE,
JUMPING OFF A CLIFF
INTO SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.
AND WHILE MOST CAMPERS
TOOK THE PLUNGE,
A FEW WERE FORCED TO WEAR
THE DREADED CHICKEN HAT.
AT THE CAMPFIRE CEREMONY,
IT ALL CAME DOWN
TO TWO CAMPERS.
COURTNEY HAS EXPERIENCE
AS A C.I.T. IN SUMMER CAMP
BUT REFUSED TO JUMP,
AND EZEKIEL MANAGED
TO TICK OFF EVERY FEMALE
CONTESTANT AT THE CAMP
WITH HIS SEXIST COMMENTS
ABOUT WOMEN.
IN THE END, THE FIRST CAMPER
VOTED OFF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
WAS EZEKIEL,
PROVING THAT HOME SCHOOLING
AND REALITY T.V.
DON'T REALLY MIX.
WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF
THIS WEEK IN THE MOST DRAMATIC
CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET?
FIND OUT TONIGHT ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
(AIR HORN BLOWING)
OW!
IT'S 7:00 IN THE MORNING.
DO I LOOK LIKE
A FARMER TO YOU?
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
(GROWLING)
MORNING!
HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL.
HI, CHRIS.
YOU LOOK REALLY BUFF
IN THOSE SHORTS.
I KNOW.
OKAY, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY
BECAUSE YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE
BEGINS IN EXACTLY ONE MINUTE.
OH, EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
ENOUGH TIME TO EAT BREAKFAST.
OH, YOU'LL GET
BREAKFAST, OWEN,
RIGHT AFTER YOU COMPLETE
YOUR 20 KILOMETER RUN
AROUND THE LAKE.
OH, SO YOU'RE FUNNY NOW.
YOU KNOW, WHAT I THINK
WOULD BE FUNNY--
EVA, TRY TO CONTROL
YOUR TEMPER.
YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS,
AREN'T YOU?
A LITTLE.
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.
OKAY, THAT GIRL EVA HAS GOT
TO GET A HANDLE ON HER TEMPER.
SHE'S ONLY BEEN HERE ONE DAY
AND SHE'S ALREADY THROWN HER
SUITCASE OUT A WINDOW
AND BROKEN THE LOCK
ON ONE OF THE BATHROOM DOORS.
OKAY, RUNNERS!
ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER?
DON'T WALK BESIDE ME.
DO YOU MIND?
I DON'T RUN.
AND I DEFINITELY DON'T RUN
IN HIGH-HEEL WEDGES.
CAN'T...CATCH...
BREATH...MUST...
HAVE...CONDITION.
YEAH, IT'S CALLED OVEREATING.
-LOOK INTO IT.
-WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
YOU SKINNY, ANNOYING...
OOH,
I'M TOO TIRED FOR INSULTS.
PICK IT UP, PEOPLE!
IF YOU'RE NOT BACK
BY DINNERTIME, YOU DON'T EAT!
UGH. I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
CLEAR A TABLE, STAT!
OH, WE MADE IT.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE.
I THINK I'M HAVING
HEART PALPITATIONS.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
IF THEY LOST, THAT MEANS
WE WON THE CHALLENGE.
(CHEERING)
WHOA, THERE!
HOLD YOUR HORSES, GUYS.
THAT WASN'T THE CHALLENGE.
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?
WHO'S HUNGRY?
AFTER A WHOLE WEEK
OF BROWN SLUDGE,
I ALMOST CRIED
WHEN I SAW THAT BUFFET.
AND THEN I SAW IT,
THE BUFFET TABLE.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
THERE WAS TURKEY
AND NANAIMO BARS
AND BAKED BEANS
IN MAPLE SYRUP.
COULD I HAVE A MINUTE?
(CRYING)
(ALL GROANING)
OKAY, CAMPERS!
TIME FOR PART TWO
OF YOUR CHALLENGE.
I THOUGHT EATING
WAS THE SECOND PART.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US?
WEIRD GOTH GIRL IS RIGHT.
HAVEN'T WE BEEN
THROUGH ENOUGH?
UM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.
NO! IT'S TIME
FOR THE AWAKE-A-THON!
THE WHAT-A-THON?
DON'T WORRY,
THIS IS AN EASY ONE.
THE TEAM WITH THE LAST CAMPER
STANDING WINS INVINCIBILITY.
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS THE 20K RUN
AND THE TURKEY-EATING FRENZY
WERE PART OF YOUR EVIL PLAN
TO MAKE IT HARDER
FOR US TO STAY AWAKE?
THAT'S RIGHT, GWEN.
MAN, HE'S GOOD.
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
SO HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
IT'LL BE BEFORE
EVERYONE'S OUT COLD?
ABOUT AN HOUR, GIVE OR TAKE.
MAYBE LESS.
(VULTURES SCREAMING)
CHRIS: WE ARE NOW 12 HOURS
IN WITH ALL 21 CAMPERS
STILL WIDE AWAKE.
WOO-HOO!
STAY AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS?
I CAN DO THAT IN MY SLEEP.
WOO-HOO!
THE AWAKE-A-THON WAS DEFINITELY
THE MOST BRUTAL THING
I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.
(YAWNING)
THIS IS THE MOST BORING THING
I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.
(YAWNING)
COULD BE WAY WORSE.
OH, YEAH? HOW?
I COULD BE STUCK HERE
WITHOUT YOU TO TALK TO.
SO, MY STRATEGY IS TO GET
TWO OTHER CAMPERS
TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH ME
AND TAKE TO THE FINAL THREE.
THE ONLY QUESTION IS,
WHO CAN I FIND THAT IS EITHER
DESPERATE OR DUMB ENOUGH
TO DO WHATEVER I SAY?
GWEN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO GET THE BLOOD
TO RUSH TO MY HEAD.
I THINK IT'S WORKING.
CAN I TRY?
SURE.
PERFECT. LINDSAY, BETH,
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
SURE.
OKAY, I HAVE A PLAN TO GET ME
AND TWO OTHER PEOPLE
INTO THE FINAL THREE,
AND I CHOSE YOU GUYS.
REALLY?
YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL.
I AM PLACING MY TRUST IN YOU,
AND TRUST IS A TWO-WAY STREET.
SO YOU'LL DO
EVERYTHING I SAY, THEN?
SURE.
EEE! WE'RE GOING
TO THE FINAL THREE!
LINDSAY: EEE!
OH, MY GOSH!
HEATHER'S TAKING ME
TO THE FINAL THREE!
I'M GOING TO THE FINAL THREE!
I WONDER
WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN?
SPEAKING OF ALLIANCES,
YOU KNOW WHO I THINK
IS REALLY CUTE?
OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T DATE HIM.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE HE'S ON THE OTHER TEAM.
UH-HUH...
YOU CAN'T INTER-TEAM DATE.
IT'S, LIKE, AGAINST
THE ALLIANCE RULES.
THERE ARE RULES?
REMEMBER WHAT I JUST SAID
ABOUT TRUST, LINDSAY?
OF COURSE, YOU CAN ALWAYS
LEAVE THE ALLIANCE.
IF YOU DO, THOUGH,
I CAN'T PROTECT YOU
FROM GETTING KICKED OFF.
NO, I WANT TO BE
IN THE ALLIANCE.
GOOD. THEN IT'S SETTLED.
HEATHER SAID
I COULDN'T DATE HIM.
SHE NEVER SAID
I COULDN'T LIKE HIM.
I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
ISN'T THAT EVA'S MP3 PLAYER?
YEP.
WELL, ISN'T SHE GONNA GET,
LIKE, REALLY MAD
WHEN SHE REALIZES IT'S GONE?
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M COUNTING ON.
(ROARING)
(SCREAMING)
CHRIS: CONGRATULATIONS,
CAMPERS.
YOU'VE MADE IT
TO THE 24-HOUR MARK.
TIME TO TAKE
THINGS UP A NOTCH.
FAIRY TALES.
OH, HE'S NOT SERIOUS!
(GROWLING)
ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS INSIDE
THIS BORING KINGDOM...
(YAWNING)
CHRIS: A BORING VILLAGE.
AND INSIDE THIS BORING,
SLEEPY VILLAGE,
FILLED WITH VERY
BORING CHILDREN
WHO DID VERY BORING THINGS...
(FARTING)
HUH?
TIM-BER.
I FIGURED
THAT IF I KEPT MOVING,
I COULD OUTLAST ALL OF THEM.
I JUST HAD TO KEEP
MY EYE ON THE BALL.
(PANTING)
WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
OUR STRATEGY.
HUH?
HEATHER: BETH?
OKAY, FAVORITE SONG?
SHE WOULD BE LOVED.
FAVORITE COLOR?
MIDNIGHT BLUE.
OOH, MYSTERIOUS.
I LIKE THAT.
DON'T FALL ASLEEP.
OKAY, QUICK,
FAVORITE MOVIE MOMENT?
YOU'RE GONNA THINK
IT'S CHEESY.
I PROMISE I WON'T.
OKAY, THE KISS AT THE END
OF THAT ROAD-TRIP MOVIE.
YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH
THE GUY AND THE THREE GIRLS?
I KNOW THE ONE.
(CHUCKLING)
YOU LIKE THAT MOVIE?
DID I MENTION THAT I ATE
THE ENTIRE DISH OF BAKED BEANS
AND MAPLE SYRUP?
FUNNY THING ABOUT BAKED BEANS,
THEY MAKE ME SLEEPWALK.
(SNORTING)
OH, COOL.
THEY EVEN FALL ASLEEP TOGETHER.
YOU STILL AWAKE?
YEAH.
IT'S WEIRD,
BUT I THINK I'M SO TIRED
I'M NOT TIRED ANYMORE.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.
WHERE'S THE LITTLE DIPPER AGAIN?
SEE THE BIG DIPPER?
FOLLOW THE HANDLE
TO THAT BRIGHT STAR,
THE POLE STAR,
AND IT'S RIGHT THERE.
AAH, COOL.
(WATER SPLASHING)
GWEN: LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S LIKE A STATUE.
HE HASN'T MOVED
IN OVER 50 HOURS.
HELLO!
YIP, YIP, YIP, YIP!
AMAZING!
LOOK AT THE CONCENTRATION.
(GASPING)
HIS EYELIDS ARE PAINTED.
I SAW IT!
SHUT UP.
OH, I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.
THAT IS SO FREAKING COOL!
BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT, DUDE.
(SIGHING)
OH, GROSS, IT WORKS!
DUDE PEED HIS PANTS!
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
I'D KILL FOR A COFFEE RIGHT NOW.
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU PEOPLE?
COME ON, FALL ASLEEP ALREADY.
YOU GOT TO HOOK ME UP, MAN.
I'LL EVEN EAT THE GRINDS.
ANYTHING.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU FIVE STAY WITH ME.
THE REST OF YOU GO AND GET
A SHOWER, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
YOU STINK!
I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO COME TO THIS.
I SAID THAT TO
CHEF HATCHET LAST NIGHT.
I SAID, "CHEF, I DON'T
WANT IT TO COME TO THIS."
BUT DARN IT, THESE CAMPERS
ARE TOUGH.
AND SO I'VE COME UP
WITH THE MOST BORING,
SLEEP-INDUCING ACTIVITY
I CAN FIND.
OH, COME ON.
WHAT NOW?
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
BRING IT ON.
THE HISTORY OF CANADA.
A POP-UP BOOK.
CHAPTER ONE.
THE BEAVER, NATIONAL SYMBOL
AND A "DAM" FINE HAT.
(GROANING)
STINK!
WHICH, OF COURSE,
WAS THE PRECURSOR
FOR THE DISCUSSIONS LEADING
TO THE WAR OF 1812.
TRENT.
(SLOW MOTION SCREAM) NO-O-O-!
DON'T LEAVE ME.
TIME FOR A BATHROOM BREAK.
ANY TAKERS?
I'VE HELD IT THIS LONG,
SWEETHEART.
I CAN GO ALL DAY.
YEAH, BUT CAN YOU HOLD IT
FOR ANOTHER 10 CHAPTERS?
YOU'VE GOT 5 MINUTES,
LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND
A LITTLE COMPANY.
FINE, BUT STAY OUT
OF THE STALL.
(SIGHING)
CHRIS: DUNCAN,
YOU IN THERE, MAN?
(FLIES BUZZING)
AND WE HAVE NEWS.
IT LOOKS LIKE DUNCAN'S
TAKEN A DIVE ON THE CAN,
WHICH MEANS THE OFFICIAL
WINNER OF THE AWAKE-A-THON
IS...
GWEN!
THE SCREAMING GOPHERS WIN!
(EVA SCREAMING)
EVA: WHERE IS MY MP3 PLAYER?
ONE OF YOU MUST
HAVE STOLEN IT!
I NEED MY MUSIC!
NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE
UNTIL I GET MY MP3 PLAYER BACK.
OKAY, WHOEVER TOOK IT
BETTER GIVE IT UP NOW
BEFORE SHE DESTROYS
THE WHOLE CAMP.
HEY, GUYS.
WOW, THIS PLACE
IS A REAL MESS.
SOMEONE STOLE
EVA'S MP3 PLAYER.
YOU DON'T MEAN THIS, DO YOU?
I WAS WONDERING
WHO IT BELONGED TO.
I FOUND IT BY THE CAMPFIRE PIT.
YOU MUST HAVE DROPPED IT.
OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
SURE THING.
TURN A TEAM AGAINST
THEIR OWN MEMBERS?
EASIEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
SO, SORRY ABOUT THAT
LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
GUESS NO ONE
STOLE IT AFTER ALL.
OKAY, MAYBE
I OVERREACTED A LITTLE.
(CHUCKLING)
YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES
AND MADE YOUR DECISION.
THERE ARE ONLY NINE
MARSHMALLOWS ON THIS PLATE.
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
COME UP AND CLAIM
YOUR MARSHMALLOW.
THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT
RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW
MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN
TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,
CATCH THE BOAT
OF LOSERS, AND LEAVE.
AND YOU CAN NEVER
COME BACK, EVER.
THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW
GOES TO DUNCAN.
BRIDGETTE.
COURTNEY.
KATIE AND SADIE.
BOTH: YAY!
TYLER.
DJ.
GEOFF.
CAMPERS,
THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW
OF THE EVENING.
HAROLD.
EVA,
THE DOCK OF SHAME AWAITS.
NICE. REALLY NICE.
WHO NEEDS THIS STUPID
T.V. SHOW, ANYWAY?
OW!
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S
SLEEP TONIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL SAFE.
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE
A TOTAL RAGING PSYCHOPATH
AND THEN EXPECT PEOPLE
TO JUST FORGIVE YOU,
NO MATTER HOW TOUGH
AND STRONG AND FAST YOU ARE.
SHE'S NEVER GONNA HAVE A CAREER
IF SHE DOESN'T GET HER
ACT TOGETHER.
SO, EVA WAS ONE OF THEIR
STRONGEST PLAYERS,
AND NOW SHE'S GONE.
I AM SO RUNNING THIS GAME.
COURTNEY: BUH-BYE, EVA.
TOUCHY!
I GUESS MY TEMPER GOT
THE BETTER OF ME. AGAIN.
BUT WHATEVER, THEY JUST LOST
THEIR FIERCEST COMPETITOR.
I HOPE THEY REALIZE THAT.
TO THE KILLER BASS
AND TO NOT ENDING UP
HERE AGAIN NEXT WEEK.
(SNORING)
(SNIFFING)